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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode. Mini episode, motherfucking mini yais.

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Speaker 2: I said, I was the cops. Your husband's in jail.

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Speaker 2: The state looks down on side of me. And that's

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Speaker 2: about the time that bitch hung up on me. Welcome though,

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Speaker 2: Mothers and tis a life to another phenomenal episode of

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Speaker 2: My Mama.

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Speaker 3: Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into

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Speaker 3: the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we.

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Speaker 2: Finally worked to prove the conspiracies of you or us whatever.

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Speaker 3: Many episode it's a motherfucking mini episode And that was

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Speaker 3: a beautiful poem you read.

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Speaker 2: I will say, I'll tell you what happened. I got

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Speaker 2: in my head. I recently I listened to like a

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Speaker 2: bunch of blink Uanity two songs because I got it

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Speaker 2: in my head. There's one song where the guy's like,

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Speaker 2: where are you? It's so funny the way that they

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Speaker 2: sing it. And then I went down like a list.

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Speaker 3: You're talking about the one about Jack and Sally about.

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Speaker 2: Nightma, Yes, yeah, where are you? And then I and

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Speaker 2: then I got I'm so sorry, can I can I

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Speaker 2: see tonight? That's so funny. I don't know how funny.

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Speaker 4: And always this exchange darkness, so it's been heavens every time.

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Speaker 2: That ship. That's funny. That's funny ship to be man.

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Speaker 3: I like, yeah, it's cool that those were like adult men,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like being like I might

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say something the Baby Boys and sing about

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Speaker 3: the Nightmare before Christmas.

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Speaker 2: They were just making it for kids, right, Like that

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Speaker 3: The like I I think they would have called it

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Speaker 3: music for the youth. I don't think that they would

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Speaker 3: have framed it as like, hey, we're making baby music

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Speaker 3: the way I think you're implying, I think they. I

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Speaker 3: think they imagine themselves to have like a similar imprint

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Speaker 3: to like what Nirvana was doing in the I think

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Speaker 3: in the the counter cultureness of it, I think they

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Speaker 3: they probably think they were as as rogue as as

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Speaker 3: some of their peers. All right, that's my suspicion. But

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Speaker 3: maybe I don't understand what Blink was in the you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really know. I just know the rhythms

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Speaker 2: are okay, and it's funny because even that one idea

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Speaker 3: But like even what's his name Travis Barker. Yeah, ain't

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Speaker 3: that the drummer from Blank Money the Tattoos. Yeah, And

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Speaker 3: he really thinks he's like a bad motherfucker, Like you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like he really thinks he's like

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Speaker 3: one eight two it.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he is. Man, I don't know what that shit is,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like I don't, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I think punk seems like a pretty large genre.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if they look at our ship like that though,

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Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like where like we

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Speaker 3: have silly billies who are also killers. Yeah, like people

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Speaker 3: like yeah or Young Thug where it's like you, you're you,

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Speaker 3: you have a lot of snake emblems. Yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 3: are dresses and he's from Atlanta.

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Speaker 5: And you you sing, you sing beautifully, like not even

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Speaker 5: like on some like fifty was singing, but fifty was

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Speaker 5: like being a nigga about it, Young Thug really being

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Speaker 2: I hope, So I hope there are white people who

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Speaker 2: are just casually like nah, I just love that Babny

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think a part of them is like,

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Speaker 2: That's all. If we if we have any black punk

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Speaker 3: And I want people if people do decide to write

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Speaker 3: asking you what you think of them now in today's hour.

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Speaker 3: I don't I get it there. You know, in history,

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Speaker 3: we will always rewrite it to feels different with new perspective,

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Speaker 3: when it was as hot as it could have been.

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Speaker 3: Were they in any way seen as like legitimate representations

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Speaker 2: Yes? Exactly. All right, Anyways, we got it, We got

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Speaker 2: a voicemail. It's time, it is time. I'm very excited.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Man, what's going on with y'all? Man, y'all, I'm

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Speaker 6: not doing the show like y'all used to do.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 6: Man, I'll drive home, Man, I listen to show on Tuesday. Man,

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Speaker 6: I'll have to repeat on it. There's too much stuff

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Speaker 2: Pause for one.

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Speaker 3: Second, let's pause right there. What the fuck is happening?

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is happening? I think this is a

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Speaker 3: He sounds he sounds desperate. He sounds desperate in a

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Speaker 3: way where he's counting on us to make.

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Speaker 2: Things better for him.

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Speaker 3: And if that's the case, third, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: I don't have that. I don't have that power, I

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Speaker 3: Bro, Hey, man, what the fuck is going on?

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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get a taste.

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Speaker 3: I come to you, too, niggas to fix this fiks

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Speaker 2: I am happy we have a fan that's devoted as this.

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Speaker 2: But my man is going through it.

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Speaker 3: Dog, he is in a bad way. His wife is gone,

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Speaker 3: and he wants it to be right, and we ain't

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Speaker 2: Eggs is eighty dollars. He don't know what to make

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Speaker 3: I don't know what Greenland is.

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Speaker 2: We have to we have to start this back at

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Speaker 2: the top. We have to hear the complete We have

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Speaker 6: Yeah, go ahead, yeah, Man, what's going on with y'all? Man, y'all,

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Speaker 6: I'm not doing the show like y'all used to do. Man. Man,

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Speaker 6: I'll drive home.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 6: I listened to show on Tuesday. Man, I've got to

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Speaker 6: repeat on that. There's too much stuff going on, you know,

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Speaker 2: Who he didn't even have a pitch for us. He

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Speaker 2: didn't even have a pitch. He didn't even he didn't

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Speaker 2: have nothing. He's like, I just broke down.

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Speaker 3: He was like, fuck, man, just just.

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Speaker 6: Talk about it.

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Speaker 7: Come on, I just need come on, I just need

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Speaker 7: to hear David's voice. Okay, I can go to sleep

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Speaker 7: at nights if I hear David's voice. And if you

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh ship. They said there's a part two.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's listen to part two. Here we go.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and I just thought about it another thing. Man.

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Speaker 6: You know this fucking what's his best name? Shoe Be

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Speaker 6: so solid enough y'all can talk about her here the

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Speaker 6: female version of us Joe Poppy. I know black, y'all

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Speaker 6: talk about that bitchure this nigga Trump and you know,

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Speaker 6: fucking eggs is like five dollars. Yeah, man, I'm sorry, man,

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Speaker 6: don't come at y'all.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm sorry, man, I'm I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 3: I feel bad. I really feel like I let my

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Speaker 2: No got sare Bro, he's in a bad man. Bro.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I ain't mean to do you like that.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 3: I'll make sure I talked to him about Zoe's Zoe's Sonia.

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Speaker 2: It felt like he was like looking at the newspaper.

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Speaker 4: Room, Zoe Trump, jeez.

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Speaker 3: Kake please, And then he was mad that he got

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Speaker 3: mad at us. That was crazy. That was Look man,

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Speaker 3: look bro, If if I'm understanding what he's saying, and

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Speaker 3: I don't know that I do, I understand that he's

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Speaker 2: I think he's mad because we put a re release

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Speaker 3: Oh oh okay, he's mad that he's mad that this

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, which I like. I appreciate the fandom. That's dope.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes niggas gonna miss a week man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry. I really, it's not us trying to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Likes has got children. I have various endeavors. I'm

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Speaker 3: We're back right now, and we're happy to tell you

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Speaker 3: that we've addressed zoe'sal donia quite a few times. My

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Speaker 3: I have not yet seen her Nina Simone film.

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Speaker 3: I think that'd be nice if you and I sat

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be there this weekend. I'm down for it.

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Speaker 3: I think it would be not only one of the

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Speaker 3: on my position on let's do that. Donya. Didn't she blackface?

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Speaker 3: That's the whole film. It's her, She's painted your color,

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Speaker 2: To me. Nina Simone. God damn, maybe we do just

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Speaker 2: gotta let people be dead, bro.

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Speaker 3: There's no reason to bring that lady up, you know why,

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Speaker 3: Shit was like, I don't even want y'all listening to

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Speaker 2: I don't want you selling it. I don't want you

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Speaker 3: I just want to sing a song because it heals

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Speaker 3: me at my essence. And then we were like, bitch,

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Speaker 3: you are too good at this for us to not

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Speaker 3: steal it in every way possible. You will die broke

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Speaker 3: and crazy because of the way that we take things

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Speaker 2: We gotta dip our finger back in it. Because it's

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Speaker 2: like at some point she must have watched one of

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Speaker 2: the many interviews, right like how do was she like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: this is this is how you know. I okay, I've

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Speaker 3: Nothing about it is comical to me. They're their perspective

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Speaker 2: That's why Trump is funny.

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Speaker 2: it does feel good to be like, no, my instincts

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Speaker 3: In my life.

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Speaker 3: No, it's it's fucking nuts, man. That's why they don't

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Speaker 3: what eighty eighty nine years old or some shit.

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Speaker 2: Come on, take them big ass titties home.

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Speaker 3: Big old titties. Titties aged, they aged all the way

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Speaker 2: Nah, I get it. It's a it's very disheartening. No,

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Speaker 2: it's huguely disheartening. All that to be said, morality, humor

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Speaker 2: Anyways. Can't wait for them tariffs, baby.

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Speaker 3: Darn sound tight. I was just in Vancouver. I asked people.

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Speaker 2: Move on, Yeah, no, I mean they're right bad y'all.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think we need to talk about it.

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Speaker 2: We did what he wanted.

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Speaker 3: I think we did what you asked for, sir, And

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it's just gonna happen. Everybody gets sick. It's

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Speaker 2: just gonna happen. And I'm sorry because I heard how

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Speaker 2: I don't know kerfuffled. I don't know what you were.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you were.

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Speaker 3: Nobody described that feeling as kerfuffled. That feeling was darker

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Speaker 3: than kerfuffled.

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Speaker 2: My man was vexed. Oh man, oh man, Well hey

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Speaker 2: we got this one for you and you get to

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Speaker 2: hear yourself on the podcast, so that probably feel pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably dope, you know.

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Speaker 2: And if you want to buy anything that we've ever

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Speaker 2: made or you know, you could do that if we

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Speaker 2: just I like, if we if we have a rerun,

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Speaker 2: just buy a tea shirt.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you could put on you can put on

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Speaker 3: some of our nice merch and you could pretend to

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Speaker 3: be me or David.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, mirror, Yeah, I'm lif skined, I suck whatever the four.

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Speaker 3: I want to list out all the rules or to

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Speaker 3: find sometimes and that bory.

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Speaker 2: Yeah whatever you think of us, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just do that in the mirror and then we'll

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Speaker 3: be back probably the next week. Surely, I don't think

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Speaker 3: we've ever taken more than a week off. Maybe we have,

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Speaker 3: and I'm just unaware, but I don't think that's the case.

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Speaker 3: All Right, you want to tell the people where they

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Speaker 3: can find you, what cool shit you got going?

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Speaker 2: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com,

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Speaker 2: backslash David BORI by my special. It's self produced, baby,

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Speaker 2: I did it by myself. You have you can have

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Speaker 2: it for twelve dollars. I think March fourteenth, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to be at the Comedy Commonwealth in Dayton, Kentucky. March fifteenth,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be at the Comedy Corner Underground in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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Speaker 2: More dates coming soon. Hell yeah.

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Speaker 3: You can follow me at Langston Herman on all social

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Speaker 3: media platforms. You can come see me March twenty seventh

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Speaker 3: through the twenty ninth in Vermont. I got some other

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Speaker 3: dates coming up in April that I can't think of

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Speaker 3: right now. That's okay, Oh, at the Wise Guys in

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Speaker 3: Utah and the Wise Guys in Las Vegas. I can't

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Speaker 3: remember the dates, and I'm not gonna scramble to figure

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Speaker 3: it out, but just keep your eye out. I got

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Speaker 3: some dates coming up. And as always, if you want

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Speaker 3: to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories,

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Speaker 3: if you want to tell us what else we are

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Speaker 3: eight four four Little Moms and you can now this

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Speaker 3: is very exciting. We had some issues in the past,

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Speaker 3: but you can now leave us longer voicemails. We have

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Speaker 3: figured out by our excellent producer who I've scolded many

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Speaker 3: a time in this episode, but not this time.

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Speaker 2: Not this time. I'm very proud of you, Bay, you

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Speaker 2: doing the work.

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Speaker 3: They figured out a way for us to make sure

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Speaker 3: that there are three minute voicemails. So three minutes your

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Speaker 3: is your cutoff after that, buddy, we stopped listening about

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Speaker 3: a minute and a half ago. Anyway, I ain't got it.

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Speaker 3: It's a long waits long time to talk to us,

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Speaker 3: so maybe just keep it to yourself. Keep it to

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