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Speaker 1: Here's one that was sent in by Dan Snow. A

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Speaker 2: Oh man, well you're gonna become obsessed with this episode

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Speaker 2: Guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas I am

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Speaker 2: Kurt Brown Older.

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Speaker 1: I am Scotty Land. It's Banana Boy number two. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was. Canada, Greenland.

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Speaker 1: We love you, We love well. I'm sorry, so sorry.

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Speaker 1: We hope we can mind our own business. We have

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Speaker 2: We love what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Keep loving it on your own, okay, great? Be you you, guys,

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Speaker 1: be you, keep doing your thing. We love your thing.

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Speaker 2: Somebody who shouldn't stop keep doing their thing though, is Arizona?

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Speaker 2: Oh Phoenix, come on, we're coming to you. March twenty ninth,

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Speaker 2: Scotty was going to cancel the show. I said, no, Scotty,

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Speaker 2: Prove to us that you're not the state that we

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Speaker 1: Please. Well, I was just bumm because we sponsor the

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Speaker 2: On her podcast The Alarmist, Please welcome the wonderful Rebecca

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Speaker 1: Dan Snow sent this in A cat named Mozzarella has

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Speaker 1: Phoebe Hobbes wrote this She is truly the best in

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Speaker 1: He'll teach you guitar. A cat has celebrated his twenty

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Speaker 2: This is yeah, this is Mozzarella's enchanted forest.

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Speaker 1: Certainly did. Neurology specialists at Cave Veterinary Cave veterinary specialists.

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Speaker 2: all right, here we go, Piper Ryan. Maybe there's no

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Speaker 1: is the most offensive part, right, Like cash is like

441
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Speaker 1: your your sex worker.

442
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 2: We got a right, that is what number four is?

443
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 2: It says, wait, what's at the money?

444
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 1: Right? But also I wouldn't mind it was forty bucks.

445
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind forty bucks.

446
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 1: I don't know is.

447
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 3: It for the I would you know? Is it for

448
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 3: a cab ride? I know she got in her car,

449
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 3: so she didn't need the cab.

450
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,199
Speaker 2: Money, but you know that's in case. Look, it's there

451
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,919
Speaker 2: were multiple bags. There were multiple there were bags prep a.

452
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 1: Bit of a red that's a bit of a red flat. Wow,

453
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 1: you know, even if it's gas money. You know, Louisiana

454
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 1: things are far apart, a lot of bridges, a lot

455
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Speaker 1: of swamps.

456
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Speaker 3: Okay, but gas.

457
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: Is also like two bucks a gown down there. So

458
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 1: he was like, go, eighty dollars? Were the gas away

459
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 1: for eighty gallons? Where the gas away from me? Yeah?

460
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: To me?

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Speaker 3: The most defensive part, I guess is the ziploc bag.

462
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but here's the question, what is the appropriate bag

463
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 2: for a after after a one night stand. It can't

464
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 2: be like a little paper bag with handles, because then

465
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Speaker 2: that looks definitely like a children's party favor after a

466
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Speaker 2: children's birthday party, a goodie bag.

467
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 3: And like a lunch bag might be like, I don't know,

468
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 3: drugs or something.

469
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, lunch bag doesn't really work, Like, yeah, what kind

470
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Speaker 2: don't I don't know what the appropriate bag is for

471
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 2: an after night.

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Speaker 3: That's a great question, I think if I'm gonna feel

473
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Speaker 3: good about it, yeah, I want a nice tote.

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Speaker 2: You want a nice tote, like.

475
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:38,719
Speaker 3: From a coffee shop nearby, or that feels like curated.

476
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about a bag, a little tote.

477
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 2: We're talking a little tote about the same size as

478
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 2: a ziploc bag that says I boned this guy and

479
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 2: all I got was this lousy tote bag.

480
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 3: I mean, I would appreciate the self awareness.

481
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 2: You know.

482
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do feel a little bit like you're one

483
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 1: of many, which isn't always the best feeling. But also

484
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: so if you were just in it. Sometimes you just

485
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: go out for a one night stand. Sometimes you're just

486
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 1: trying to have some fun, and if that guy's having fun,

487
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 1: there's no harm. It's just dalts I agree.

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Speaker 3: I think it's all in the packaging. It's all in

489
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Speaker 3: the marketing.

490
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 2: And so the money doesn't make it. If the money

491
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Speaker 2: is not the problem, it's the packaging.

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00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, what.

493
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 3: About the money is a problem too, But go.

494
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 1: On, yes, what about a classy attache case. Just but

495
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,640
Speaker 1: you wake up, you're already handcuffed to an aluminum briefcase.

496
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 3: A briefcase.

497
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 1: A briefcase was great? Yeah, then you just leave his

498
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 1: shitty apartment. It looks like you just had a business meeting,

499
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: sold him some cutcoat knives and got out of there.

500
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 2: I mean, that's great. Where did briefcases go?

501
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: You know?

502
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 2: I had a briefcase phase. Of course I did.

503
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 1: This is the time, This is the time.

504
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 2: But I wore a trench coat and a had smoked

505
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 2: a Sherlock Holmes bidy and had a bucket hat in

506
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 2: a hounds tooth pattern. I also would walk around with

507
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 2: a little briefcase that I had spray painted like silver

508
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 2: with like.

509
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: Fuck you or something.

510
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 2: But it's a briefcase. Literally is only good for paper,

511
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 2: It's not You can't really fit anything other than a

512
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 2: couple folders in a briefcase. But the days of the

513
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 2: briefcase seem to have vanished, don't they.

514
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 3: You don't see them often. I think it's because what

515
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 3: do you call it? A satin? It's not a saddle bag, but.

516
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 2: Across messenger bag.

517
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 3: A messenger bag took over just I think for practicality,

518
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 3: you want two hands. If you're on the subway, you

519
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 3: need two hands to hold onto a rail. I guess

520
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 3: for safety, I guess a briefcase is very unsafe.

521
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 2: Well, it becomes a weapon, really, right, you block with?

522
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 2: I think I've seen a Jackie Chan movie where he

523
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 2: uses a briefcase to like do exciting that's inspired.

524
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: I did see a family riding their carry ons not

525
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: long ago. They all had motorized carry ons and outs

526
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 1: and it was two parents and two kids sitting on

527
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 1: motorized carry ons, just cruising through Terminal three. And I

528
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: was not mad at all. It was like, they did it.

529
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: This is what we all should be doing. I love that.

530
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 2: Also, I have been obsessed with this carry on bag

531
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 2: that is a robot and it just follows you as.

532
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 1: You walk through the air brak.

533
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 2: If you, guys, has anybody seen anybody with one of these?

534
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: I wanted to get one, didn't We tried to get

535
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: one for Door to Shore, like we wanted to reach

536
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: out and have one. So Rebecca, that's a cooler. Yeah,

537
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: that's a cooler.

538
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 2: This is like a yeah, go ahead.

539
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: Oh so sorry. We walk, Curt and I walk out

540
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: our front doors into the Pacific Ocean without stopping. Every

541
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: year for charity, we put we get donations and we

542
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: give it away to a human trafficking tink called cast La,

543
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: and we just walk and it's like nineteen miles, it's

544
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: thirty five thousand steps or whatever, and it takes us

545
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: the whole day. We've done it three times. We're going

546
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: to do Door to Shore four this in May, right

547
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: in May. Yeah, I think we're gonna do it in

548
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: May this year. Yeah, picked an exact dape. It's fun.

549
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: But there's a robot that you wear like a wristband

550
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: or like a little tag basically, and it follows like

551
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: two feet behind you on two wheels and it's basically

552
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: a cooler that carries up to like forty pounds. And

553
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: I want to get two yellow ones and just have curtain.

554
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: I walk in and just have our two little robot

555
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: buddies with refreshments following us the whole way.

556
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 2: And then they die after two miles and we had

557
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 2: to carry them fifteen.

558
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: Miles directly to the ocean.

559
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 3: Well, it's just full of batteries, right yeah, restarting them,

560
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,959
Speaker 3: they make the whole journey. No space for soda.

561
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 2: Also, I want to remind all the bananimals about the

562
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 2: Bananas Blood Bonanza in April. We're all donating blood. Go dead,

563
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 2: download the blood donor app from the American Red Cross,

564
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: sign up and then go over to like your profile

565
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 2: and join the Bananimal's team and then sign up to

566
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 2: give blood in April, and we're gonna try and save

567
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 2: thousands of lives.

568
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we already have and thank you everybody who's

569
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: signed up. We've gained about ninety more team members since

570
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:28,239
Speaker 1: we did. What number we are who? We have one

571
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty six team members and we are currently oh,

572
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: we broke the top two hundred. We're currently one ninety four.

573
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 1: We're above Nike, screw you, Nike, Nike, and we're just

574
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: behind everybody's household name favorite company, Corning Incorporated. Corning.

575
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 2: Oh, I love Corny.

576
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: We're coming for you, Corning, eat our dust. Nike. Yeah, yeah,

577
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: April first donate blood it's a good thing.

578
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: Scotty teas us into some musht sure.

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00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: Happy to hmm. I have Okay, Rebecca, I'm going to

580
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: let you decide, because I have one universal worldwide one,

581
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: and then I have one that takes place in Tennessee.

582
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:13,959
Speaker 1: What would you prefer?

583
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 3: I want to do the universal.

584
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: Great I was hoping you'd say that. Thumbs ups, Mo Slusher,

585
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: which is going to make my Greatest Names list. Most

586
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: Slusher slumming herself up for quitting her job after it

587
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: thumbs up. After a difficult time teaching college during the pandemic,

588
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: she quit and has been working for a friend ever since.

589
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: It was a hard decision, but it was the right decision,

590
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: and Most says, if any bananimals want to hire someone

591
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: with a master's in biology, hit mo up. And then

592
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: she had a second thumbs up for us, Kurt mo

593
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: It says, second thumbs up. My mom died in May,

594
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: and it was on a trip driving from Portland to Seattle,

595
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: where her mom had lived, that Most started listening to

596
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: Banana's podcast. Thumbs up for helping her smile during what

597
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: was undoubtedly the worst year of her life. Oh my goodness,

598
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: oh man, that so Mo thumbs up to you. That's

599
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: a very sweet thing. You don't need to think about us.

600
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: We're here for you. Vanessa wants to thumb herself and

601
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: Alex up. They secretly got married on February tenth, and

602
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: they're the only one. Only one friend knows about it,

603
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: so they're excited to keep their little secret up and

604
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: continued their lives together as husband or wife. Yeah, so

605
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: just secret marriage. Thumbs up to a secret marriage. Yeah,

606
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: you know, why not.

607
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,479
Speaker 3: I've never been secretly married.

608
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:46,719
Speaker 1: You've always been very publicly married. Yeah, publicly.

609
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 2: You feel like it's it's been a disadvantage almost how

610
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 2: public are now.

611
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of what my life would be like if

612
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 3: I had been secretly married, thinking everything it.

613
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: Would just be Rebecca Delgado a good name from Miami

614
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: of she loves Santa year round.

615
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 3: For the Wrecker, Sanna's enchanted forrest. Does I think they tear?

616
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 3: They bring it down in January, bring it back up

617
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 3: in October?

618
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: Oh they do.

619
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 2: Oh it is not a year round, it's seasonal. Oh okay,

620
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 2: so it's like carnival kind.

621
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 3: Of, it's carnival, but it feels like it lasts forever.

622
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, yeah, it's you're there. It feels fifteen years,

623
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: nine years, and then four years. Every moment after Isla

624
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: is seeking a thumbs up. This is a new angle.

625
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: Kurt Okay. Aila is a longtime bananimal and her boyfriend

626
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: recently dumped her after she had received two life altering

627
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: diagnoses are diagnosis. Isla is only eighteen years old. By

628
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: the way, Oh my god. Isla has been struggling, but

629
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: she loves the Banana Boys so much so. Kurt and Rebecca,

630
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: we just got a thumb We got a gas. Isla

631
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: up here first of all, double thumbs up to you,

632
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: double thumbs.

633
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 2: I gotta go, and Isla, you know what I'm saying.

634
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: Banana of the week. Ooh oh, Manna of the week.

635
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 3: You deserve it. This, I mean, come on, man.

636
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: Come on, man, bro come on man. And when it happens,

637
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: but getting dumped is the best. It's the Just give

638
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: it some time and you will see. I once read

639
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 1: I think it was a tweet that said the worst

640
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: man are the worst people in the entire universe are

641
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: the men you date from eighteen to twenty one. And

642
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: I have told some friends women friends that and they're like, yeah,

643
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: that's pretty much true. Looking back. Yeah, so Isla. It's

644
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: a gift in disguise, a joy or freedom. Hope everything

645
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: goes your way. Banana the Week, and last, but not least,

646
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: Caroline Sloan wants to thumb up her manager. I don't

647
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: think we've ever had someone thumb up their manager. Maybe

648
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,040
Speaker 1: one ever before, ever, ever. Ever. The manager's name is Leslie.

649
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: Leslie has gone above and beyond. When Caroline recently developed

650
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: a seizure disorder, so Leslie went out of way, giving

651
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: her rides when she couldn't drive. She helped her set

652
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: up a new work system at work so that she

653
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: could work with her new conditions, and she even called

654
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: an ambulance for her and contacted family members during a

655
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: severe episode. Caroline could not appreciate you more, Leslie, So

656
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: thumbs up to Leslie. Thumbs the manager who's going above

657
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: and beyond. And these days everybody needs to go above

658
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Speaker 1: and beyond for the real Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I like putting that one after the boyfriend who dumped

660
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Speaker 3: because it makes you feel hopeful because there are good

661
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Speaker 3: people out there, so many.

662
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's so many, so many. I think there's more.

663
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Speaker 2: Good people than bad. Honestly, I really do.

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Speaker 3: Do you think so yeah, I think, I know, I

665
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 3: know more good people than bad people.

666
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Speaker 2: So yeah, and I think the fact then yeah, I

667
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 2: think the bad people just cause far more damage the

668
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 2: few that there are.

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Speaker 3: Or is it just that we don't hang out with

670
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Speaker 3: the bad people, because that's all of a sudden, I'm worried.

671
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: They're all at an abandoned mall.

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Speaker 1: We did from eighteen to twenty one. Everybody that was

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Speaker 1: our close friends, you were like, this guy's interesting. He

674
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: stays up all night. It's like he doesn't need to sleep.

675
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh god, now I know why.

676
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Speaker 3: Now that you say that, I've been thinking about it

677
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 3: since you said it. Most of my friends and loved

678
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Speaker 3: ones I met while I was eight from eighteen to

679
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Speaker 3: twenty one.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, look at that.

681
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Speaker 3: Lose My husband I met when I was eighteen, got

682
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Speaker 3: him loose.

683
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Speaker 1: He's a good guy. We like, he's a good.

684
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Speaker 3: Christmas great and we started dating when I was twenty.

685
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Speaker 3: If you can even imagine.

686
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you guys start a Harvard sailing

687
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 2: team at that time, like when you were.

688
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 3: Twe we're twenty one, but we all met when we

689
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 3: were eighteen.

690
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 2: Wow, that's amazing. This was Harvard Sailing Team was a

691
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Speaker 2: sketch group that exist for.

692
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Speaker 1: Like a very very long.

693
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 3: Term regrets maybe ten years.

694
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 2: Yeah that Yeah, they were so very very funny. And

695
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 2: Rebecca and her husband Chris were in that along with

696
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 2: some very very hilarious people, and we would see them

697
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 2: perform all the time.

698
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 3: The time all performed together.

699
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would share slots.

700
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Speaker 3: It was such a fun time. That's so two thousand

701
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Speaker 3: and eight, Yes, exactly.

702
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Speaker 1: Well that's fine, cut them off, Free Rebecca and start fresh.

703
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: She still got plenty of time. Look be inspired by Mozzarella.

704
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in the market for a new husband and friends.

705
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 1: So alrighty, here's one for you guys. S Burrito God

706
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: sent this in. That's a great name. Good for you

707
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: for getting that handle on Instagram. That's very good. The

708
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 1: secret of blue zones where people reach one hundred years

709
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: of age fake data, says one academic.

710
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I listened to an entire podcast about this

711
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 2: maintenance phase. If anyone is not listening to maintenance Phase,

712
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 2: it's a delightful podcast to listen to. And yeah, they

713
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 2: did a cover thing on blue zones. Yeah, and then I,

714
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 2: even knowing all of that, I recently picked up a

715
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 2: Blue Zones frozen dinner because I was just like, well,

716
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: it still.

717
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: Looks pretty good. Now, it still looks pretty good. Yeah, yes,

718
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 1: I've gotten jaunt some blue buffalo dog treats or whatever

719
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 1: at Blue Bison, And I'm like, why am I falling

720
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: for this because it says blue something exactly? Yeah?

721
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 3: What is blue zone? I I'm sorry I have.

722
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: Come across this. Okay, give it lots of specials too,

723
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: like Netflix has a whole series on it. But basically,

724
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Speaker 1: blue zones are places around the world where people seem

725
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,439
Speaker 1: to live longer or hit one hundred years old more

726
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 1: than other places.

727
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, okay, yes, right right.

728
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Speaker 3: This was but are they selling food now there?

729
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, so a National Geographic teamed up with the guy

730
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 2: who didn't even discover blue zones. He literally was a

731
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: journalist who just wrote about them, and then he then

732
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 2: later kind of redefined everything and was like I discovered

733
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 2: blue zones and he didn't. He just wrote about the

734
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 2: actual scientists who did the research. And then he teamed

735
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 2: up with National Geographic and now they sell all of

736
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 2: these branded items, including like magazines and food and it's

737
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 2: a stamp. Now it seems like it's well it's kind

738
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: of a scam. But also when you look at this stuff,

739
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: that the food that they're selling, it's like, what it

740
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,919
Speaker 2: is healthy food, you know, but it doesn't really there's

741
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Speaker 2: no they claim like you eat this, you live to order.

742
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 2: In thirty five you were as old as mazzarella, you know,

743
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 2: and it's like, and that's not true. It's just like,

744
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 2: how far is true of the there's some legoomes in here.

745
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 2: That's great.

746
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: Here we go. I'm only listening to the alarmist podcast.

747
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: It's doing podcasts. I listened to Who's to Blame that guy?

748
00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: This was in Ala on air Al Jazeera doc Come

749
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: written by Aaron Hale. There it is Blueston the biz.

750
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Speaker 1: For a quarter of a century, researchers and the general

751
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: public have sought to understand why people and so called

752
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: blue zones live to be one hundred years old at

753
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Speaker 1: a far greater rate than anywhere else. Saw Newman, a

754
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: researcher at University of College in London UCL, believes that

755
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: he has the answer. They don't. Despite being popularized in

756
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: news articles, cookbooks, and even in Netflix. A recent Netflix

757
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: documentary series, the blue zones are really just a byproduct

758
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: of bad data. Argist Newman, who spent years debunking research

759
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 1: about extremely elderly populations. Yes, no, I mean like that's

760
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Speaker 1: what co after that. I know, I know to just

761
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Speaker 1: go right after. It's all just like bad data. I

762
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Speaker 1: love it.

763
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Speaker 2: Also, this is the like on Maintens Phase is also

764
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 2: the podcast where I learned that you know how we

765
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Speaker 2: had those that diet was like the French diet because

766
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Speaker 2: the French never have heart attacks, but they eat cheese

767
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Speaker 2: and they drink wine and they smoke cigarettes. Well, it

768
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Speaker 2: just turns out that I love this so much, is

769
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 2: that in France if it's not like, if you don't

770
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Speaker 2: like see the heart attack actually happening, you just put

771
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Speaker 2: it down to like other causes. And so it's just

772
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Speaker 2: that like heart attacks and stuff like that, which would

773
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 2: be very clearly caused by a cardiac event, were just

774
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 2: never marked down as being from a cardiac event. And

775
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 2: that's why we think the French people are so healthy.

776
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Speaker 3: And they're not.

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Speaker 2: They're just i'd mean, like they eat a little less

778
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Speaker 2: than us, but they're having heart attacks at the same

779
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Speaker 2: rate as we are.

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Speaker 3: That is INCREDI isn't that awesome? Whoops, Just a tiny

781
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Speaker 3: little detail.

782
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Speaker 1: Out of sight out of mind. This guy natural causes.

783
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: It looks like a heart attack. Did see it? Just

784
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: found him face down with a hogi in his left hand,

785
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: gripping his left arm. Yeah, Rather than lifestyle factors such

786
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: as diet or social connections, he says the apparent longevity

787
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Speaker 1: of people in the main five regions, which are Okinawa, Japan, Sardinia, Italy,

788
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Speaker 1: Hooya Costa Rica, Ikaria, Greece, and Loma Linda, California, can

789
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Speaker 1: be explained by pension fraud, clerical errors, and the lack

790
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 1: of the lack of reliable birth and death records.

791
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 2: And it's not actually Loma Linda. It is this specific

792
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 2: Christian sect where they like have divorced themselves from most

793
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 2: Western modern habits. And even that one doesn't actually qualify.

794
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Speaker 2: And the guy said in an interview that he only

795
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 2: put it in there because National Geographic was like, well,

796
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 2: we need one in the United States so that like

797
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 2: people can look forward to something.

798
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Speaker 3: This is just due to like bad just someone who's

799
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Speaker 3: bad at their job.

800
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and also their jobs a lot of people because

801
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 2: it's like yeah, yeah, it's like a guy who's like

802
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 2: I'm one hundred and twenty and then you like look

803
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 2: it up and he's like, he's just a hundred. He's

804
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 2: just a hundred, you.

805
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 1: Know, like that sort of thing.

806
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 2: Wow, or people trying to get the pension of their

807
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 2: grandmother or father. Yes, so they die and then they

808
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 2: just say oh I'm.

809
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Speaker 3: Them oh wow.

810
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: And they keep collecting it. Yeah, that's it. So the

811
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: guy Kart was talking about is Dan Butner is the

812
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: American author and explorer I got to start putting and

813
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: explorer and screenwriter and explorer.

814
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 2: Scottie LA's comedian explorer Pork at pork business dot com.

815
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 3: What does that mean? You just go outside?

816
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: You travel sometimes with a backpack. It turns out everywhere

817
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: has been explored a re explorer.

818
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 3: You need glasses for that or like what like just

819
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 3: just glasses.

820
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: Just put on a pair of glasses and walk outside

821
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 1: your exploring. It's just that easy. Oh man. A damn Buttener,

822
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: American author and explorer credited with coining the term blue zone,

823
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: did not respond to a quest for comment, but his

824
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 1: research claims that the area around blue zones that they

825
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: analyzed reams of demographic data, including United Nations mortality statistics

826
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Speaker 1: between nineteen seventy and twenty twenty one. So then our

827
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,240
Speaker 1: guy who loves blowing up old people living forever saw Newman.

828
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 1: He went through and found that the figures were simply

829
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Speaker 1: not believable. Some of the places reported to have the

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Speaker 1: most centenarians centenarians yes, included Kenya, Malawi, and the self

831
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Speaker 1: governing territory of Western Sahara Jurisdictions, who when he went

832
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: back and looked at it, had overall life expectancies of

833
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: sixty four, sixty five and seventy one years old respectively.

834
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Speaker 1: So okay, he said, Yeah, I've tracked down eighty percent

835
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Speaker 1: of the people in the world who were aged over

836
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Speaker 1: one hundred and ten and found where they had been born,

837
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Speaker 1: where they died, and analyzed the population level patterns. Newman

838
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,439
Speaker 1: told Al Jazeera, and was absolutely striking because the more

839
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: old age poverty means you get more one hundred and

840
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: ten year olds. So basically the poor of the place

841
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: is the more you get old old people.

842
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 2: Because it's just the bad record keeping, because it's underfunded.

843
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: Some governments have acknowledged serious flaws in their record keeping

844
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 1: related to birth and deaths, which is interesting. Newman believes

845
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 1: that clerical errors, whether intentional or inadvertent, have been compounded

846
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: over the decades and severely undermined the reliability of statistics

847
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: related to old age. In twenty ten, the Japanese government

848
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Speaker 1: announced that eighty two percent of its citizens reported to

849
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Speaker 1: be over one hundred years of age had already died.

850
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Speaker 1: That's a lot, that is I'm running the numbers. That's

851
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: almost eight out of ten. In twenty twelve, Greece announced

852
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: that he that he Grease announced that he had discovered

853
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: that seventy two percent of their one hundred year olds

854
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 1: claiming pensions, some nine one thousand people were already dead.

855
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 3: Wow.

856
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico's government said in twenty ten that it would

857
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Speaker 1: replace all existing birth certificates due to concerns about widespread

858
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: fraud and identity theft. So blah blah blah, you get

859
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: the idea. Still, the idea of blue zones has been

860
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: really hard to shift, even in the face of reliable data.

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00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: Japan's Okinawa Prefecture has often been lauded in the media

862
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: for its diet and cultural practices. However, Okinawans have some

863
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 1: of the worst health conditions are health indicators in Japan,

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Speaker 1: according to Japanese government's annual National Health and Nutrition Survey,

865
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Speaker 1: which has been carried out since nineteen forty six. So

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Speaker 1: Okinawa is not even the healthiest place in Japan. Wow.

867
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Speaker 3: While the traditional the worst at booking people, they're just

868
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Speaker 3: the worst.

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Speaker 1: Stop right there, our two listeners in Okinawa, Japan. I'll

870
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Speaker 1: sandy a postcard, but don't eat it. While the traditional

871
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 1: Okinawan die would die, it is widely seen as healthy.

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00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,720
Speaker 1: A twenty twenty study found that the island prefecture today

873
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Speaker 1: has a higher prevalence of obesity and higher rates of

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Speaker 1: mortality among those aged forty to sixty five than in

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Speaker 1: mainland Japan. So what we're hearing from at least this

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Speaker 1: article is blue zones don't exist. Do the best you

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Speaker 1: can where you are, exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Just eat berries and nuts, right yeah, nuts and berries,

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Speaker 3: that's all you need. And get some good shoes.

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Speaker 1: Get great, get us brush your tee, floss my dentist.

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Speaker 1: It's like, if you don't floss, you're gonna have a

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Speaker 1: heart attack. I'm like that, you don't need to jump

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Speaker 1: to that conclusion, man, I'll just flass. You can just

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Speaker 1: say have clean teeth.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I just saw something about like that.

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Speaker 2: There might be a connection between Alzheimer's and ginger vitis,

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Speaker 2: and I was.

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Speaker 1: Like, oh no, I'm in for it.

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Speaker 2: I gotta start flaws and more. I am very bad

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Speaker 2: at flossing.

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Speaker 3: I'm so bad at flossing too. The only thing that

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Speaker 3: stops or gets me two flaws is the dental assistant.

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Speaker 3: Then I have to she she has the heaviest hand.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and just digging in there. It's like a punishment.

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Speaker 2: It's just like here it because you don't do this yourself.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna make you bleed before you leave.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I feel that, but I, for some reason keep going back. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and whether it be just custom, I don't know. I'm

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Speaker 3: afraid to go to try a new dentist because what

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Speaker 3: if their dental assistant is is heavier handed. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't have a lot to gauge from,

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Speaker 3: you know, from my experience. So I keep going back

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Speaker 3: to her, and every time she just disapproves of me.

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Speaker 3: So she's just like open your mouth, and I do,

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Speaker 3: and she's like wow, just wow, Okay. She always looks

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Speaker 3: at the chart and she's like, how long has it been?

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Speaker 1: You know? Oh you sound so animal.

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Speaker 3: I'll get your number.

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00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, sign me. I want judgment. The least pleasant experience

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00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: of the year. Yep, I want somebody also insulting me

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00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: directly to my face and a l with my mouth open.

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Speaker 2: But it works, It works.

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Speaker 3: The job done.

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Speaker 2: Now, do you guys want me to send you home?

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Speaker 1: Yes? But what if she left you with a ziploc

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Speaker 1: bag of Dorito's a sandwich there, it is a little

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Speaker 1: bit of cash there it is see then then you're

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Speaker 1: going back there two three times a year. Yeah, it

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00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Here.

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Speaker 2: It is. Plump beaver is Chicago's newest viral sensation just

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Speaker 2: needs a name. Uh so, yeah, there is organization apparently

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00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 2: Chicagoans love naming animals in Chicago. Like so there's apparently

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Speaker 2: Chance the Snapper, which is a turtle, and there's piping plovers,

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Speaker 2: Monty and Rose and so now there is this chonky

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Speaker 2: beaver that is in the river and this this group

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Speaker 2: called Urban Rivers is starting has it on Reddit right now.

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Speaker 2: It's been going on for like eighteen days. Yes, so

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Speaker 2: you can go on and just search Urban Rivers on

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00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 2: Reddit and find they're having a little thing. You can

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Speaker 2: go give a name to this chunky beaver and Chicago

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Speaker 2: that's fun, right, Yeah, it's a fun thing.

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Speaker 3: You can and they'll show you the Chunky Beaver if

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Speaker 3: you go. So I just look up chunky beaver.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Damn Cortez. Damn Cortes is mine because I just

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Speaker 1: feel like people don't talk about MTV sports anymore, and

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Speaker 1: there was a time where I thought Dan Cortes was

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Speaker 1: the coolest guy in the world. So I'm naming that

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Speaker 1: plump beaver Damn Cortes.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's so good. How can they beat that?

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Speaker 2: They can't, They can't. Sorry, well, thank you so much,

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Speaker 2: Rebecca for being here.

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Speaker 1: It's an educational podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is slifting podcasts.

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Speaker 1: We do our best in spite of everything. Where can

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Speaker 1: they find you, Rebecca plug Away? Where can the banan

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Speaker 1: animals who are now obsessed with you find you?

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Speaker 3: on Instagram The Alarmist Podcast and you can find me

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Speaker 3: Thanks you guys, It's been a pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Buanana's PODCASTA Oh I like that. That was like a balloon.

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Speaker 1: Deflating Bananas is an exactly right media production. Our producer

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Speaker 1: and engineer is Katie Levine. The catchy Bananas theme song

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Speaker 1: was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern