WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Looking for Miss Perfect

0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Are you single and feeling out of the loop? Put

0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:04.400
<v Speaker 1>away that mouse and get out of the house. Join

0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:07.880
<v Speaker 1>in the Loop, Seattle's brand new activities clubs just for singles.

0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Put in the Loop singles dot Com Today Rooking jubils

0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:19.320
<v Speaker 1>second date Update. We've been doing these second date updates

0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:21.360
<v Speaker 1>for a while now, and we've heard a lot of

0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:24.599
<v Speaker 1>creative excuses to get out of a date. I have

0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:26.599
<v Speaker 1>an excuse that I like to use when I'm on

0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:28.400
<v Speaker 1>a date so I don't hurt the other person's feelings.

0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:29.560
<v Speaker 1>But if I know it's not going well and I

0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:31.120
<v Speaker 1>want to leave, I always use the same excuse. I

0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:32.760
<v Speaker 1>look at them and go, I don't like you and

0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.400
<v Speaker 1>I want us to be over. That's actually, that's not

0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:40.320
<v Speaker 1>an excuse, and it seems to work every time, and

0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:44.480
<v Speaker 1>so I think I'm doing it right. But not everybody

0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:49.760
<v Speaker 1>is as smooth as I am. Sensitive and Lisa, who's

0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:51.520
<v Speaker 1>on the phone today to do a second date update,

0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:53.920
<v Speaker 1>believes that somebody use an excuse to get out of

0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:57.240
<v Speaker 1>a date with her. Lisa, how are you Hi, I'm good, Thanks, Jebel,

0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.160
<v Speaker 1>how are you? I'm pretty good? Thank you for asking.

0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:02.560
<v Speaker 1>So the guy that you met today you met him online. Yes,

0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:05.080
<v Speaker 1>on a dating site. What did you do when you

0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:07.680
<v Speaker 1>went out on your date? We met, just met at

0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:10.920
<v Speaker 1>a bar. It's just simple. When you saw him for

0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:13.960
<v Speaker 1>the first time, what did you feel. Well, here's the thing.

0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:16.440
<v Speaker 1>There was a little bit of a snag before I

0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:19.320
<v Speaker 1>met him because I knew that I was kind of

0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:21.880
<v Speaker 1>going into it without being one hundred percent truthful because

0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:26.080
<v Speaker 1>I used an old photo on my profile. How old

0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:32.160
<v Speaker 1>are we talking? So they was eight years old? Oh,

0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:36.280
<v Speaker 1>I was honest about my age. Okay, you just weren't

0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:39.720
<v Speaker 1>honest with your picture. Well, I felt really guilty after that,

0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.200
<v Speaker 1>and I realized that I hadn't told them and we

0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.399
<v Speaker 1>were going out that night. But you weren't honest about

0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:46.680
<v Speaker 1>your picture. Why use a picture from eight years ago

0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:51.800
<v Speaker 1>as your dating profile photo. It's a really good picture.

0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.400
<v Speaker 1>It's not that photogenic, and it's just it's really great

0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:57.520
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like it captures my personality. Are you

0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:00.480
<v Speaker 1>much different now than you were eight years ago? No?

0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:02.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean I don't. That's the other thing. I don't

0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:04.880
<v Speaker 1>think I'm that different, But you know, I don't know.

0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Eight years is a long time. Though. We all have

0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:09.399
<v Speaker 1>pictures that we really like and hold onto you don't

0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:12.280
<v Speaker 1>have like one that's made from like two years ago. Yeah,

0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it's just the one I used, okay

0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:19.600
<v Speaker 1>profile up a few years ago, and so you came

0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:22.399
<v Speaker 1>clean about it to him? Yeah, before we went out.

0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean it was about half an hour before meeting up.

0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.840
<v Speaker 1>I texted him and I said, hey, you know what,

0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:29.880
<v Speaker 1>you can totally cancel if you want to, but I

0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.919
<v Speaker 1>just want to be honest with you. You know, the

0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:35.160
<v Speaker 1>photo I use is eight years old. Did he ask

0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.800
<v Speaker 1>for an updated picture to send to him or now?

0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Because it was right before it was literally half an

0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.440
<v Speaker 1>hour before we were meeting, he texted that. He's like, hey,

0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:44.880
<v Speaker 1>you don't worry about it's totally okay. Yeah, because he

0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:49.120
<v Speaker 1>was actually driving to the destination. Like, why couldn't you

0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.440
<v Speaker 1>should have probably? I mean, I don't know you should.

0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:52.880
<v Speaker 1>I would think you would want to tell him, like

0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.240
<v Speaker 1>a day or two before. I know I didn't give

0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:57.560
<v Speaker 1>him much of a leeway. But did you do that

0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:02.000
<v Speaker 1>on purpose? Lisa? No, honestly, I just please that is

0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:05.200
<v Speaker 1>really got lying to me. Do that on purpose? No,

0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:08.760
<v Speaker 1>I swear, I swear to you I'm not. I was

0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.600
<v Speaker 1>thinking like, oh my god, I really liked this guy,

0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:13.520
<v Speaker 1>and I was crapp and he doesn't have the right

0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:15.679
<v Speaker 1>picture of me, and now he's gonna hate me. But

0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.320
<v Speaker 1>he was like, no, that's cool. Whatever. Have you been

0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:21.640
<v Speaker 1>online dating for a little while, Oh yeah, a couple

0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:24.000
<v Speaker 1>of months. Have other people been shocked when they saw

0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:27.480
<v Speaker 1>you in person compared to your profile photo? Well, nobody would.

0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't think anybody would, except for Jewil maybe would

0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:33.240
<v Speaker 1>really do that, you know, would be like what you know,

0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:39.680
<v Speaker 1>You're not who I thought you were. You're ugly. I

0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:41.880
<v Speaker 1>gotta get so. Your email said that you think he

0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:44.000
<v Speaker 1>used an excuse to get out of your date. You know,

0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:45.400
<v Speaker 1>we were having a great time and he seemed a

0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.840
<v Speaker 1>little bit nervous at first. But after a while he

0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:49.720
<v Speaker 1>got a phone call and he said he had to go,

0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.920
<v Speaker 1>and his excuse was I had to go help my

0:03:53.000 --> 0:04:00.760
<v Speaker 1>grandma get groceries. No, it's totally lame, right, Yeah, that

0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:04.160
<v Speaker 1>definitely sounds like a made up excuse. What did you

0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.800
<v Speaker 1>say to him? Well, what could I say? It was

0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:09.120
<v Speaker 1>just like, um, okay, you know, I mean I was

0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:11.120
<v Speaker 1>a good sport about it, but I don't know. Maybe

0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.000
<v Speaker 1>it is true, but it sounds lame. Yeah, what if

0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.080
<v Speaker 1>his grandma really does need grosses, and you're like, I

0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:19.320
<v Speaker 1>don't care, let her starve. You stay here. Anyway. It's

0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.000
<v Speaker 1>been over a week and I haven't heard from him,

0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.000
<v Speaker 1>and I'm really hoping it's not the picture thing. I

0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:25.159
<v Speaker 1>guess I didn't ask you how the actual date went.

0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Was everything enjoyable? I thought it was good. Like I said,

0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:31.200
<v Speaker 1>he seemed a little nervous at first of maybe it's

0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:32.679
<v Speaker 1>because he was like, oh my god, what she gonna

0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:35.480
<v Speaker 1>look like? But yeah, no, I mean it seemed normal

0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:38.160
<v Speaker 1>and cool, and you know, there's always a little bit

0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.800
<v Speaker 1>of adjustment when you're like, oh, here's the real you.

0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:44.160
<v Speaker 1>But I thought it was I thought we were having

0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I thought we were connecting. So no awkward moments where

0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:48.600
<v Speaker 1>you think that he got turned off, And he didn't

0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:50.080
<v Speaker 1>seem to be turned off by the fact that your

0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.800
<v Speaker 1>picture was eight years younger than you actually are. Well,

0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know. Maybe that is what happened,

0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:58.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, Like I said, people don't show up and

0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:01.640
<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, you're not an attractive I thought you

0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:04.080
<v Speaker 1>were gonna you know, they just I mean, right, you're

0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.400
<v Speaker 1>kind of polite. But I think we can all agree

0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.719
<v Speaker 1>that We're pretty sure that his grandma needs help with

0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:12.680
<v Speaker 1>her groceries is an excuse to get out of the date. Yeah,

0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I think it is. Well, we're gonna play a song,

0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.000
<v Speaker 1>come back, call him and get your second date update.

0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:25.680
<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you, you're welcome. Hang on looking Jubil

0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:29.600
<v Speaker 1>in the morning if you're just tuning in for the

0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.840
<v Speaker 1>second date update. Lisa is on the phone and she

0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:35.080
<v Speaker 1>wants to call a guy named Nick they met online.

0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.720
<v Speaker 1>Her picture that she uses online is actually eight years old,

0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:41.520
<v Speaker 1>so she thinks that might be part of the problem.

0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:44.320
<v Speaker 1>But she did come clean right before their date and said, Hey,

0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.600
<v Speaker 1>just so you know, when I show up, I'm gonna

0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:49.120
<v Speaker 1>look eight years older. He seemed to not have a

0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:50.840
<v Speaker 1>problem with that, but she does think that he used

0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:53.040
<v Speaker 1>an excuse to get out of the date because at

0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.360
<v Speaker 1>some point he got a phone call and then said

0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:58.040
<v Speaker 1>his grandma needs help with her groceries, so we had

0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:02.600
<v Speaker 1>to leave, and she hasn't heard anything from him since. Lisa,

0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:05.200
<v Speaker 1>you know what I think your problem is what I

0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:09.840
<v Speaker 1>think you need to start dating men. Think Hello, Grandma's boy.

0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:12.840
<v Speaker 1>So his grandma's calling, He's going to get grocery store.

0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.000
<v Speaker 1>You really want to be with a guy like that, Like, think,

0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:17.359
<v Speaker 1>look at me. I haven't talked to my grandma in

0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:23.400
<v Speaker 1>like ten years. I am a good grand so you

0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:26.600
<v Speaker 1>know I thought you were met and not make a

0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:30.120
<v Speaker 1>lame excuse like that. Yeah, I say, don't let your

0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.839
<v Speaker 1>grandma run you, you know what I mean. Like, he's

0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:35.880
<v Speaker 1>got to own that relationship with his grandma. All right,

0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Well we're about to dial the phone him right now.

0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Get him on the phone and find out why he's

0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:41.760
<v Speaker 1>not calling you back and if in fact, that was

0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:44.880
<v Speaker 1>an excuse to get out of your date. Okay, all right, awesome,

0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:56.040
<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Hey can I speak to

0:06:56.120 --> 0:07:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Nick please? Yeah? It is me, Hey, Nick, how are you?

0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:01.839
<v Speaker 1>This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning

0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.839
<v Speaker 1>from What Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning

0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:11.400
<v Speaker 1>the radio show. Uh, okay, what are I gonna say?

0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:15.840
<v Speaker 1>What are they gonna do? You don't have to say

0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:17.760
<v Speaker 1>or do anything. I just gotta have a few questions

0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:21.840
<v Speaker 1>for you about a date you recently went on. Okay,

0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.760
<v Speaker 1>here's how it works. One of our listeners emailed us

0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:27.800
<v Speaker 1>to call you. You recently went out with a girl

0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:32.680
<v Speaker 1>named Lisa. Okay, right, and Lisa is wondering why you're

0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:39.480
<v Speaker 1>not calling her back? Okay, So, um, well, I just

0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:43.040
<v Speaker 1>tell you what happened or that would be the goal.

0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.600
<v Speaker 1>If you just want to straight up just tell me,

0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:50.360
<v Speaker 1>that'd be awesome. Um. Yeah, I don't know what to

0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:54.480
<v Speaker 1>tell you. I mean, it just didn't work out. Well.

0:07:54.840 --> 0:08:00.720
<v Speaker 1>Is there a specific reason? Um? Not much. I mean

0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:05.560
<v Speaker 1>there was way too much hesitation. There's definitely a reason. No,

0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:07.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean she just Yeah. Listen, when you go out

0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:11.040
<v Speaker 1>with somebody, have something in mind, and if they're not it,

0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:14.160
<v Speaker 1>then you move on. Yeah. I like how your voice

0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:19.800
<v Speaker 1>just gets hired. I'm decided. I mean, an everybody for everybody.

0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Why waste time? If if enough for you? That's all? Nick,

0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Let me ask you a question. She told us that

0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:27.480
<v Speaker 1>she had a profile picture on the dating website that

0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:29.920
<v Speaker 1>was eight years younger than she is. Does she look

0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:31.720
<v Speaker 1>a lot different now? And is that why you don't

0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:34.960
<v Speaker 1>want to call her back? I wouldn't saying a lot different,

0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:39.240
<v Speaker 1>but somewhat different, like different enough to where you found

0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:43.600
<v Speaker 1>her unattractive when you saw her. I don't know. I

0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:49.360
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't say unattractive, but it's just I'm just particular, you know,

0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:54.000
<v Speaker 1>and she wasn't my type. Exactly. So I'm just I'm

0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:56.280
<v Speaker 1>just looking for miss perfect, and she wasn't it? That's

0:08:56.320 --> 0:09:00.800
<v Speaker 1>all miss perfect? What is miss perfec? And everybody? Isn't

0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.679
<v Speaker 1>that what everybody wants? Almost perfect for them? You know,

0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:07.360
<v Speaker 1>I want Miss Willing, That's what I'm usually going for.

0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Miss has a heartbeat? Yeah, I guess I just have

0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.320
<v Speaker 1>high standards. I don't know. All right, are you wanna

0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.559
<v Speaker 1>I got a friend like you? You're one of those

0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:21.079
<v Speaker 1>I only date perfect ten model type guys, aren't you. No?

0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:24.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean not maybe to other people's standards, but to

0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:29.040
<v Speaker 1>my standards. They have to have certain features or attributes

0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.520
<v Speaker 1>that I like. So it was all just like a

0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:34.840
<v Speaker 1>look thing like her looks didn't meet what you expected

0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.320
<v Speaker 1>and what you like. Look. I'm just saying, you know,

0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:39.800
<v Speaker 1>I've been on a lot of dates. I've done a

0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:42.600
<v Speaker 1>lot of people here and back home, and and just

0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:46.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess I always find something wrong with each of them.

0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:48.480
<v Speaker 1>You know, what do you find wrong? Though? Like all

0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.920
<v Speaker 1>her cuticles were a little like too white? Are you

0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:54.800
<v Speaker 1>that picking? If if I noticed that? Sure that could

0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:58.520
<v Speaker 1>be something, but no, no, but aren't usually bigger than that?

0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Like this one girl had like really big gums. You know,

0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:06.760
<v Speaker 1>we obviously that when yeah, very gummy. I'm nick, I'm

0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:08.720
<v Speaker 1>with you. I'm with you on the big gums thing.

0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:15.040
<v Speaker 1>It is distracting. It's true, though, Brick, do you want

0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.600
<v Speaker 1>a day to dude with huge gums? I don't know

0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:21.719
<v Speaker 1>that I've ever even noticed gums. You know, obviously you're

0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:23.640
<v Speaker 1>looking at their face most of the time, but you know,

0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:26.120
<v Speaker 1>you gaze and you look down and you see the

0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:29.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, the boobs and stuff that say bobs and stuff. Yeah,

0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:34.319
<v Speaker 1>well that's that was one problem with this girl. It

0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.120
<v Speaker 1>was just kind of like weirdly shaped or something. I

0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:39.679
<v Speaker 1>just couldn't are we are we talking about a former

0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:41.840
<v Speaker 1>dat of yours or are we talking about Lisa? Oh no, no,

0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:45.560
<v Speaker 1>former data? Okay, okay, We're just going through a list

0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:48.199
<v Speaker 1>of everything wrong with every women in these data. I'm

0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:50.600
<v Speaker 1>just giving examples of why I'm picky, That's all I mean.

0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:52.880
<v Speaker 1>All right, big gums, weird looking boobs, things like that.

0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:54.720
<v Speaker 1>Turning out and they look like that, then you know,

0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:56.640
<v Speaker 1>who knows what they look like when soft? You know?

0:10:57.120 --> 0:11:02.840
<v Speaker 1>So what was the thing that turns you out about Lisa? Well,

0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:06.760
<v Speaker 1>she had like really like the nose part was fine,

0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:11.840
<v Speaker 1>but like the nostrils were kind of small. What you

0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:14.199
<v Speaker 1>know what I'm talking about, Like they're just like tiny.

0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Her nostrils are too small for her nose. Yeah, like

0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.720
<v Speaker 1>the holes part. Yeah, I know what a nori. I

0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:22.760
<v Speaker 1>know what a nostril is. I'm just trying to picture

0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:27.000
<v Speaker 1>a big nose. Little It was just like really small

0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:29.920
<v Speaker 1>and like it looked kind of odd. It didn't look

0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:35.080
<v Speaker 1>like that in the picture, which was surprising. Dude, are

0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:38.160
<v Speaker 1>you being serious that small nostrils are a deal breaker

0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:40.920
<v Speaker 1>for you? Look when you're talking to somebody for an

0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.880
<v Speaker 1>hour and all you can focus on is the nostrils,

0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:46.280
<v Speaker 1>there's a problem. But you know, well I couldn't. I

0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:48.560
<v Speaker 1>couldn't take it anymore. You know, you probably have a

0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:52.080
<v Speaker 1>lot of your own imperfections too, right, I'm not saying

0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:55.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't, But for me, why should I settle if

0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:57.600
<v Speaker 1>if that's not who I you have with you have

0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.360
<v Speaker 1>to be one of the most picky dudes I've ever

0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:02.080
<v Speaker 1>talked to. And I know, I know everybody says that

0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:05.640
<v Speaker 1>to me, But that's whoy I am. Why I'm single?

0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:07.920
<v Speaker 1>But what do you want? It definitely is why you're single.

0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you, but you know, I would love

0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.520
<v Speaker 1>to find out if Lisa has had any work done

0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.040
<v Speaker 1>to her nostrils and make them smaller. Wouldn't you like

0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:18.840
<v Speaker 1>to find that out? Nick? No, No, that's all right,

0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:20.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't really care. I mean, you know,

0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:22.920
<v Speaker 1>it didn't work out, so it doesn't matter. I'm moving on. Well,

0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.160
<v Speaker 1>it's too bad because she's actually on the other line listening.

0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:33.880
<v Speaker 1>What seriously, my nostrils are too small? What do you

0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:37.000
<v Speaker 1>guys doing to me? What do you ambush people like this? Yeah,

0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.160
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of the point of the whole segment. So anyway,

0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.120
<v Speaker 1>I didn't agree to this, I know you didn't, but

0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:44.839
<v Speaker 1>Lisa did, and now she's on the phone, so you

0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:48.280
<v Speaker 1>might as well talk to her about her small nostrils. Yeah, like,

0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:50.800
<v Speaker 1>what kind of freaky thing is that I could see

0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:54.520
<v Speaker 1>if her nostrils were too big? But it's just my thing.

0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.959
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to tell you. I'm just I'm picky,

0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:58.520
<v Speaker 1>that's all. I don't know if you hurt that part,

0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.800
<v Speaker 1>but it was very I mean, I'll just stuff in common.

0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:06.840
<v Speaker 1>And now you're saying it's because my nostrils. My nostrils

0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:13.959
<v Speaker 1>are normal, No, they're not really I'm sorry, they're not.

0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.920
<v Speaker 1>I've seen a lot of nostrils, and and they're a lot.

0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:22.080
<v Speaker 1>I see at least a dozen nostrils a day. Apparently

0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:25.360
<v Speaker 1>stack up. I'm sorry. I don't know. I don't know

0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:28.200
<v Speaker 1>what anybody else thinks about them. I know I'm picky,

0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:31.040
<v Speaker 1>and there were some very nice qualities you had, and

0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:34.439
<v Speaker 1>we had some nice conversation. But for me, just me,

0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:36.840
<v Speaker 1>like I said, I'm picky, they were just too small

0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:41.360
<v Speaker 1>and it was distracting. I'm sorry, Nick, How do you

0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:45.920
<v Speaker 1>expect to find the perfect woman with like every single

0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:48.200
<v Speaker 1>thing on her face being perfect? I mean, you're not

0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:52.960
<v Speaker 1>exactly mister hottie. You know you're cute, So what are

0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.840
<v Speaker 1>you thinking? Look, if I have to be single for

0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:57.920
<v Speaker 1>the rest of my life because I can't find the

0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:59.719
<v Speaker 1>perfect person for me, then then I'll be single. And

0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:02.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm okay with that. But I'm gonna keep trying. That's cool,

0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.880
<v Speaker 1>all right, it's dedication. Well, I have to do this

0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:07.560
<v Speaker 1>no matter what, because it is a second date. Update, Nick,

0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:09.559
<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out on the second date

0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:15.400
<v Speaker 1>with Lisa? We will pay for both, you guys said.

0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.160
<v Speaker 1>Did I hear both of you guys say no to

0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:22.760
<v Speaker 1>a second date at the same time. Yeah, a look,

0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.320
<v Speaker 1>you guys have more in common than you think. The

0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:30.800
<v Speaker 1>only thing apparently all right, Lisa, Well, I'm sorry that

0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:34.480
<v Speaker 1>we couldn't make that happen for you. Okay, thanks and Nick,

0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:37.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll keep an eye out for girls with giant nostrils,

0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:43.640
<v Speaker 1>okay in the morning. My deal breaker. Whenever I meet

0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:48.240
<v Speaker 1>a girl perfect teeth, hate it? Why hate them just

0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:51.600
<v Speaker 1>to turn off to menagging? I like that girl to

0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.720
<v Speaker 1>just be screwed up. Spreaken jewel in the morning, I'm moving.

0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Ninety two point five locks of text messages coming in

0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:00.320
<v Speaker 1>about the second date. Update. The guy didn't want to

0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:03.000
<v Speaker 1>call the girl back because he said her nostrils were

0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:06.480
<v Speaker 1>too small. He's so picky, it's ridiculous. I can't believe

0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:09.320
<v Speaker 1>how many text messages are coming in commenting on his

0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:11.480
<v Speaker 1>man unit though. Yeah, we got a text message about

0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:14.080
<v Speaker 1>her nostrils, says one of my coworkers has slits for nostrils.

0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:16.000
<v Speaker 1>It's really distracting and I can't stop looking at them

0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.560
<v Speaker 1>when I talk to her. Apparently it bothers somebody. Honestly,

0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I can't stop looking at your guys's nostrils. Now, this

0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:24.880
<v Speaker 1>is weird just judging everybody's nostrils. My husband's nostrils are

0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:29.040
<v Speaker 1>exceptionally large, and it's sometimes distracting, and I think it's

0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.080
<v Speaker 1>from a long life of picking your nose. I've never

0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.840
<v Speaker 1>paid enough attention to nostrils. I guess, I guess I

0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:35.240
<v Speaker 1>should start. If you want a second day up date,

0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:36.360
<v Speaker 1>I'll have to do his email the show Brook and

0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.400
<v Speaker 1>Jewili move nine two five dot com. We will call

0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:39.920
<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back.