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Speaker 1: So the guy that you met today you met him online. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Well we're about to dial the phone him right now.

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Speaker 1: from What Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning

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Speaker 1: the radio show. Uh, okay, what are I gonna say?

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Speaker 1: here's how it works. One of our listeners emailed us

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Speaker 1: Her nostrils are too small for her nose. Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: But what do you want? It definitely is why you're single.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, but you know, I would love

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Speaker 1: to find that out? Nick? No, No, that's all right,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really care. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: What seriously, my nostrils are too small? What do you

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Speaker 1: might as well talk to her about her small nostrils. Yeah, like,

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Speaker 1: but it was very I mean, I'll just stuff in common.

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Speaker 1: And now you're saying it's because my nostrils. My nostrils

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Speaker 1: like I said, I'm picky, they were just too small

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Speaker 1: and it was distracting. I'm sorry, Nick, How do you

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Speaker 1: exactly mister hottie. You know you're cute, So what are

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Speaker 1: all right, it's dedication. Well, I have to do this

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Speaker 1: no matter what, because it is a second date. Update, Nick,

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Speaker 1: with Lisa? We will pay for both, you guys said.

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Speaker 1: only thing apparently all right, Lisa, Well, I'm sorry that

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Speaker 1: we couldn't make that happen for you. Okay, thanks and Nick,

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Speaker 1: I'll keep an eye out for girls with giant nostrils,

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Speaker 1: just be screwed up. Spreaken jewel in the morning, I'm moving.

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Speaker 1: Ninety two point five locks of text messages coming in

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Speaker 1: It's really distracting and I can't stop looking at them

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Speaker 1: I can't stop looking at your guys's nostrils. Now, this

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Speaker 1: is weird just judging everybody's nostrils. My husband's nostrils are

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Speaker 1: from a long life of picking your nose. I've never

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Speaker 1: paid enough attention to nostrils. I guess, I guess I

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Speaker 1: I'll have to do his email the show Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewili move nine two five dot com. We will call

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Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back.