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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nicky, here's Nikki. Hello here I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm Nicky Glazer and welcome to the podcast. I'm here

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Speaker 1: in St. Louis with Andrew Colin. No ways in Arizona,

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Speaker 1: and my boyfriend and co host of the Courtney Show

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Speaker 1: podcast is here again. It's Chris Conny. Everyone dot. You

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Speaker 1: may be wondering what you are hearing. Well, folks, this

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Speaker 1: is how I sound now after my surgery. I told

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Speaker 1: the doctor to give me the voice of a lobotomized

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Speaker 1: sixties housewife. I like it, do you. I'm surprised it's

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Speaker 1: not longer Welcome to the show. Is this real time? Now?

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Speaker 1: It's real? We're in real time. We're in real time.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling, Nikki? She's got a lobotomy. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be like one of those conversations. I have more

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Speaker 1: to say, but I thought i'd give you a chance

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Speaker 1: to respond. So what's the last two and a half

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Speaker 1: week's been like for you? In three words? Since you

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Speaker 1: have voices, it's going to be one of those back

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Speaker 1: into fourth things where you know when you're texting somebody

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Speaker 1: and you're texting something and then they're texting something else

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Speaker 1: and then you hit sent at the same time, but

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Speaker 1: you're both having two separate conversations about two different things,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And there's a bit of

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Speaker 1: a delay. I could see a bubbles over her head

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Speaker 1: right now. So if people people do know this, all

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Speaker 1: the best seas now at this point, Nicky had a

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Speaker 1: breast surgery that affected her voice. So many people have like,

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Speaker 1: how many people do you know that have had nose jobs?

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Speaker 1: But then they said, oh, yeah, I just had like,

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Speaker 1: um deviated septem So every girl in my high school

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Speaker 1: that drove a BMW, they all had deviated septing. Weird.

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Speaker 1: They come from a long line of none of them

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Speaker 1: could breathe deviated septom so. Nikki had vocal chord surgery.

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Speaker 1: I was there for it. I mean I wasn't in

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Speaker 1: the room there. I really count this as a voice lift.

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Speaker 1: A voice lift. I feel like you have to laugh

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Speaker 1: harder at her jokes because she sounds like disabled. So

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Speaker 1: it's like if we don't laugh, we're not laughing at

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Speaker 1: like a little disabled girl. I've had a problem that

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Speaker 1: I'm using a text to speech website I found after

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Speaker 1: searching for hours, because it's nearly impossible to find one.

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Speaker 1: I bet it's easier to find Beyonce's social Security number

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Speaker 1: online than it is to find a fucking west Bite

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Speaker 1: that people who are temporarily or permanently me you can

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Speaker 1: use to communicate. I use an app on my phone

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Speaker 1: that is awesome and the voice is so much funnier,

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Speaker 1: But I can't use it here because that app cannot

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Speaker 1: be downloaded to computers for some reason. And I can't

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Speaker 1: use my phone right now because it takes way longer

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Speaker 1: to type on a phone and a keyboard. Dot. Well,

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Speaker 1: then you might ask me, why don't you get a

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Speaker 1: bluetooth keyboard and connect it to your phone, Nikki, Well,

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Speaker 1: I do have a Bluetooth keyboard. I have to, actually,

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Speaker 1: but neither of them will connect to a fucking iPhone.

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Speaker 1: And even if they did, I would still have to

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Speaker 1: press the enter button on my phone after typing, which

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Speaker 1: wouldn't a gate the speed to the keyboard in the

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Speaker 1: first place. So this is the best I can do.

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Speaker 1: Get off my back. I'm gonna need you to get

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Speaker 1: way off my back on this one. It's weird. I

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Speaker 1: always wanted to do Lex Friedman's podcast one problem I

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Speaker 1: wish I got that He's like kind of a computer guy.

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Speaker 1: He's been on Joe Rogan a lot. He wears a

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Speaker 1: tie and he he's like an intellectual artistic Yeah, we don't.

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Speaker 1: I would say so the noise you've made from thinking

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Speaker 1: the good kind, that's how you get out of things.

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Speaker 1: These days you just go you have a racist thought.

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Speaker 1: So how's it been dating a mute? I mean, this

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Speaker 1: woman has been legendary for her words per minute is

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Speaker 1: pretty amazing. I mean thousands, someone say hundreds of thousands

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Speaker 1: now to zero. Has it been the best two and

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Speaker 1: a half weeks of your life? No? I feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure. Emotionally for Nikki it's been difficult,

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Speaker 1: but I haven't felt I mean, there's been times that

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Speaker 1: are a little bit frustrating and not as much like

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Speaker 1: fun because like I know, Nikki's got great stuff to

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Speaker 1: say about things that she's just holding. I'm just missing

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Speaker 1: out on a lot of jokes. It's been good for us.

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Speaker 1: I think the interrupt one thing we haven't addressed at

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Speaker 1: all is I started talking like louder and like sort

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Speaker 1: hearing issues, and I can't seem to stop it. Have

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Speaker 1: you noticed it. She's putting her finger up like she's

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Speaker 1: a DJ. This might and all they have is like

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Speaker 1: a keyboard like a computer anyway, and they just hit play.

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Speaker 1: Everyone tends to talk louder or not at all. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm treating her like grandparent. Do you

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Speaker 1: think I can't hear right? Yeah, it is a strange

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Speaker 1: thing mentally to deal with. I'm on day nineteen of

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Speaker 1: not talking. It's going better than I thought it would.

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Speaker 1: My main worries were that I would wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning and forget that I should not talk, and I

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Speaker 1: would say one of my first sentences that I say

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Speaker 1: every day upon waking, something like good morning, sunshine, or

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Speaker 1: what a great day to be alive, or oh, another

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Speaker 1: day of existing. I hope I get hit by an

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Speaker 1: uber black. But it only took four days before I

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Speaker 1: didn't have to remember to not talk when I woke up.

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Speaker 1: By day four, I was dreaming in silence. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of like when you get subber and you have nightmares

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Speaker 1: that you smoke or drink. I think a lot of

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Speaker 1: sober people will relate to that. I have frequent dreams

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Speaker 1: where I talk and I'm so mad at myself Nicky's

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Speaker 1: she's talking her sleep a few times too. So have

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Speaker 1: you made any sounds? She's she's messed up a few

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Speaker 1: times once in traffic. Yes, I think whic is watching TV? Wait,

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Speaker 1: go back to the traffic because this is it just

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Speaker 1: got cut off? Rage? Man? Was it bad? I mean,

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Speaker 1: what did you say? What was the word? I got you?

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Speaker 1: Something happened? Were you in the car with with Nikki? No? No,

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Speaker 1: I think I just Nikki just when people drive too

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Speaker 1: slow or they make a face at me, and I go,

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Speaker 1: you poor baby, Oh you poor baby. You said poor baby,

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Speaker 1: that's what you got him? And your window was up

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Speaker 1: so they couldn't even hear it. That you never hear it?

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Speaker 1: And I think there was something on TV that's it

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Speaker 1: just he did something slimming. Oh, this guy was on

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Speaker 1: trial and he had scandal. Yeah, that's it. And he

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Speaker 1: cheated on a spoiler alert if you're a big out

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Speaker 1: of me of a scandal. Yeah. But so this guy's

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Speaker 1: during this trial, details of that affair had to come out.

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Speaker 1: His wife is sitting there like in the audience or

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, and he has to like he talks

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Speaker 1: about intimately about all that, Like he was like we

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Speaker 1: it would have been better if he was like just

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Speaker 1: describing the sexual act. He was just it was so

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Speaker 1: loudly at the screen and then I covered my mouth instantly,

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Speaker 1: like that monkey emoji. What did he say? Because it

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Speaker 1: was I mean, I'm not doing a good job of describing.

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Speaker 1: It was something that was like our connection was was passionate,

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Speaker 1: like nothing we had ever felt. I said, holy fuck,

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Speaker 1: Holy she's trying to type it out, but it's not

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Speaker 1: it's not working on this Texas speech app. But she said, oh,

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Speaker 1: really loudly, So you've already messed up like a handful

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Speaker 1: of times. I mean that's incredible. I mean, do you

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Speaker 1: think it'd be harder to say like ten words a day? Almost,

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Speaker 1: because like I don't know, I feel like all or

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Speaker 1: nothing to talk probably two to three times a day. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. By accident, yeah, by accident, But

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Speaker 1: you shock? Never get out of sentence. I never get

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Speaker 1: we went to this Taylor Swift sing along thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would be the hardest thing ever. You would think

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Speaker 1: feel like that's the whole point of karaoke and like

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Speaker 1: the effect of it? Or do you feel like you

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Speaker 1: left something on the table that night? And also were

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Speaker 1: the other people there saying anything to you, like being

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Speaker 1: like why is she mute? That's the problem? Thousands of

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Speaker 1: time lip sinking good? Did it take anything away from

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Speaker 1: So you had Nicky got to see just in the

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Speaker 1: she's doing is she's putting I don't even like saying

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Speaker 1: it's pretty funny everything. Do you talk to your parents

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Speaker 1: with that mouth? Yes, she does. Sorry, I didn't mean

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Speaker 1: to cut you off though. Really will at Red Rocks.

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Speaker 1: So Nicky got to see Wilco at Red Rocks, d

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Speaker 1: Oh you're back on? Oh look look who's back on

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Speaker 1: my text? Speech? Is that Portuguese? I think it's like

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Speaker 1: one of the guys from the bar in Star Wars. Oh,

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Speaker 1: so you can do any voice you want, you can

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Speaker 1: do multiple voices. There was Portuguese there, So I just

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Speaker 1: I just I just exceed the limits for that speech.

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Speaker 1: APT So here goes a new one. I just exceed

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Speaker 1: the limits for that speech APT. So let's look, let's

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Speaker 1: look for you reach a limit, going to be a man?

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Speaker 1: Now do you have to pay? Maybe? I'm surprised that

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Speaker 1: it's not a free service, especially since it's UM. You know,

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Speaker 1: for people with like a disability, there should be free

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Speaker 1: free resource. Yes, I have to pay, but it takes

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Speaker 1: too long to set up. Bitch's that. I think you

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Speaker 1: have a let's speech impediment. Noah liked it, so I

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Speaker 1: think in in like three days, on Friday, she has UM,

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Speaker 1: she has an appointment with her doctor to see if

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Speaker 1: she's able to talk for like five minutes a day

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Speaker 1: for the next two or three weeks after that, So

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Speaker 1: then and then after that, Nikki, after that two weeks

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Speaker 1: or three weeks, is it just like do you go

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Speaker 1: get back to normal or do you just feel it

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Speaker 1: yourself and you get to do what you want. Don't

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Speaker 1: put the mic up to her face, don't tempt her.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I like that move. What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: You don't know? So wait, after she's a doctor, it

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Speaker 1: talk for five minutes a day. Having a dog and

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Speaker 1: My hairdresser is pretty cool. I think she'll just think

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Speaker 1: Bring a friend the cut, listen, bring a friend a

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Speaker 1: you forcing them to relate? Well, it's funny the older

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Speaker 1: she thinks it's unfair. How are you worried that your

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Speaker 1: hair will fall out because of them? No, she was mine,

424
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: but I didn't. It's unfair. It's unfair women related. Now,

425
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 1: do you think it'd be a boss move if next

426
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: later you take out take out the layers on on

427
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: TV and you put it on the fucking just slam

428
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: on Jimmy Kimmel's table or whatever like on Liar Liar. Yeah, yeah, exactly,

429
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 1: I've done that before. Thanks for watching my work, Andrew,

430
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,439
Speaker 1: you have ninety million hours, Nikki. I'm sorry I didn't

431
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 1: see your video from Do you guys know about the

432
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: article and Esquire yet? Noah, Andrew did that come out?

433
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 1: Writ it on the Netel Fixed Show with Jimmy Carr,

434
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Speaker 1: on the Netflix Show with Jimmy Carr. Flex. Actually we

435
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: were friends then, NICKI out my extensions. Actually, I remember

436
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 1: when we went to that type place in Manhattan and

437
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: you gave me your extension to put on. Remember you

438
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: clipped it off on your extensions and warm as bangs

439
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: and yeah, that was an interesting conversation that led to, wait,

440
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 1: what were you saying? I don't know which I had

441
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 1: in the news? Okay, gotcha. I used to eat read Esquire.

442
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,439
Speaker 1: That would be like one of what magazine back in

443
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: the day. You probably would ESPN, Rolling Stone, maybe Esquire

444
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: or g Q maybe. Yeah, I mean I didn't really

445
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 1: get into I didn't. I used to read why m Magnat?

446
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 1: Did you ever read that? Nikki? Did you read Young

447
00:25:55,920 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: and Modern Wire magazine? Who I am? I remember grade

448
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 1: school girls. Girls would come in with magazine quizzes from

449
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: like Cosmo, Vogue maybe, and then everybody would have to

450
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: take these quizzes. Is he just that into you? Or like,

451
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 1: does he I think your nipples look weird? Something like that?

452
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 1: Wasn't that? What? Yeah? I uh no, I would read

453
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: the articles. I feel like the bigger to magazine that

454
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: I'm decent. What was your first kiss, Chris? My first

455
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: kiss was Colleen? A woman named Colleen, a girl woman.

456
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 1: She was a girl at the time. That bitch she was.

457
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: She was babysitting a kid named Gary Poor. Wait, wait

458
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: one second, she was babysitter. She was babysitting how old

459
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: were you, Um, I don't know, thirty three. I was

460
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 1: probably fourteen. Maybe she babysitting. She was, she was a

461
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: year older than me, you know, she was. She was

462
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: babysitting my cousin's neighbor. Okay, you pty close to my

463
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: house just to say hi to Colleen, said, what's going on? OA,

464
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: So this was like a planned thing. Parents are gone,

465
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: she's babysitting, and like you have a yeah, Colleen and

466
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: I yeah, we were destined at that point. Okay, so

467
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: you go over there, the kisses, like, hey, we're gonna

468
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 1: make out. Kind of No, it was I was leaving

469
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 1: and it was like, I remember, it was like this

470
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: we kind of kind of knew was I think there

471
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: was just like we knew it was gonna happen. But

472
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:39,479
Speaker 1: I was leaving and I was in like a bit

473
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: of a hurry. And we were at the top of

474
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: the stairs at this house and and Gary was in

475
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: the basement. She was like, walked me up, and then

476
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 1: we got to the top of the stairs and we

477
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: kissed fairly quickly, and then looked down and Gary was

478
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: at the bottom of the stairs. And then Gary, I think,

479
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: told her mom and then like everybody, I think like

480
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 1: everybody knew what what went down? Was the tongue involved.

481
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 1: Let's call Gary. Only Gary knows at this point. So, wait,

482
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: did you kiss her again? Was this? Like? Yeah, Colleen

483
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: was my girlfriend in seventh grade. She was in eighth grade,

484
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: older girl. That's a big deal, eighth grader when you're

485
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: so it was awesome. She was the best. How did

486
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 1: you guys first meet? But everyone remembers their first peck

487
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: kiss versus their first make out. Yeah, I was going

488
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: to say the same thing. I always thought a first

489
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: kiss was like with tongue, a peck is just yeah,

490
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember my first time. Yes, I agree,

491
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: thanks my first kiss fourth grade, sixth grader, I kissed

492
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: and I once was your first make kind of Andrew?

493
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: That was my first peck and I messed up and

494
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: I went, I went, I went nose to nose. Okay, Yeah,

495
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: I didn't turn my head in front of the whole

496
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: school bus. Why did you do in front of the

497
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: whole school bus? Wasn't I was ready for stand up

498
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: back then? Brother? Everyone laughed at me. What hey, brother,

499
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I got nervous again, like I was

500
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: in fourth grade. No, I was in the back of

501
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: the bus. It wasn't like I was like, but yeah,

502
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: and everyone was like, oh, they're gonna kiss. You know.

503
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: It was a big deal. I think because she was,

504
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: you know, so much older. Maybe she actually wrote me

505
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: on Facebook recently. I guess I left the mark but

506
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: on her nose. Hello, come on, stand up, it's here,

507
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: come on back. So she wrote you on Facebook. What

508
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: happened after that? That was years ago later. But uh,

509
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: I think there was one girl that my first makeout

510
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: session was going to be an eighth grader when on

511
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: the seventh gradest girl, Elizabeth Johnson, and she dumped me

512
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: because I wouldn't kiss her with tongue because I was

513
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: too nervous. Why were you nervous? I just thought i'd

514
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: be bad. It's planned. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it

515
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: is kind of bland. Yeah, I don't know, I was.

516
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: She was just at that point she was just more

517
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: experienced than me, and I thought I would do so

518
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 1: bad that she would dump me. Turns out, yeah, she

519
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: just realized that how young and small I was. So

520
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: small man. She was like, I hadn't like a foot

521
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: taller than me. Andrew, when was your first sex? My

522
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: first sex? Wasn't until I was in college. Freshman year

523
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: in college, this girl brought me to a sorority mixer

524
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: like party. She gave me eighty dollars cash. I was

525
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 1: like a prostitute. She gave me eighty dollars. She goes,

526
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: go get drunk, do whatever you want to do. So

527
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: I got very drunk and then I had very lousy

528
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: sex that night. I couldn't even stay iraq. It was bad.

529
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: It was just a mess. And uh, yeah, that was

530
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: pretty much my first time I ever had sex. Yeah,

531
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: it was terrible. It was like it wasn't memorable at all.

532
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I hardly remember it. I was pretty blacked out,

533
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: but I just remember giving me eighty dollars in cash

534
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: and just being like, I mean, it's kind of nice.

535
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: It's kind of pretty romantic. I guess, didn't you have

536
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: sex in a car outside of a parking lot? I

537
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: had sexual activities in a car and an No seven

538
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: eleven No. I did this outside a car, and we

539
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: were steaming up the car listening to LLL cool J,

540
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: freaking what was that song? Was that back seat of

541
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: my jeep? Which is right on like back seat of

542
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: my jeep. Listen and I was like literally in like

543
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: a jeep, like hooking up. And then I stopped talking

544
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: to that girl because I got weird out. And I

545
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: would see her in the hallway and pretend I was invisible,

546
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: and I'd walk by her, and I like, it's like

547
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: the I was so I was, I was out of

548
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: my mind. Can you still listen to that L Cool

549
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: J song? Uh? Yeah, I don't really like a local

550
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: J as much as I did for that a month

551
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: and a half, I guess, but yeah, I can still

552
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: listen to it. Used to do this thing where he

553
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: would pretend he was invisible. Yeah, like the kid from

554
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: that movie with Adam Sandler. What was that movie, Big Daddy?

555
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,959
Speaker 1: Do you explain this? Yeah? I was just like, so

556
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: I hooked up with al I kissed another girl. We

557
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: were in Sepphora, and I would just I'd be like

558
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,959
Speaker 1: seven feet away from her, and I would be like,

559
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: she doesn't see me, she doesn't see me, and I

560
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: would like pretend to be so insignificant I guess where

561
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: she wouldn't see me. But obviously was in his twenties. Yeah,

562
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: that was a little later. That was too late for that.

563
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: But like, so did you think that if you didn't

564
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: make eye contact with her, she doesn't see you. Is

565
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: that how you think I think it was? Look? Do

566
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,719
Speaker 1: I think I was invisible like floating? No? But do

567
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: I think that she got the hint that I was

568
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable that she would realize not to speak with me. Probably? Yeah,

569
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: I think that's probably what it is. But ibody ever

570
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: call you out and be like, hey, I saw you,

571
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: and you pretended like you were invisible. Thing. Months later

572
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: she meant she's like, you know, I saw you Asaphora,

573
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: like we were right next to each other. I was like, yeah,

574
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: She's like that was really weird behavior. I was like, yeah, yeah,

575
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I was very awkward about Did

576
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: anybody ever witness you actually disappearing Garret? No, I don't know, man, Yeah,

577
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: I don't think. I mean, maybe you ever being nervous

578
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: around girls that you hooked up with after I was

579
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: so nervous around boys. Yeah, I mean I don't think

580
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: in general, I don't remember being I don't remember being

581
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: nervous in general, but I'm sure around maybe certain individuals

582
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: I have been. Did you ever have a hook up where, again,

583
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: like it was so awkward that you were just like Okay,

584
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: I gotta I'd rather ignore this than deal with it.

585
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: One of the things it most attracted to about you

586
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: is the fact that you were so confident sexually and

587
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: romantically period. M Where does that come from? Haircut the haut?

588
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: Serious at all? Yeah? I don't. You know what I

589
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: mean though, Like, have you ever avoided You're not avoided

590
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: like kind of person? Yeah, I don't think so. Wow,

591
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: I don't think from from from Nikki's stories, from when

592
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 1: you were younger and a guy would have a crush

593
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: on you, then you would feel that like obligation like

594
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: oh no, I have to like him back, I have

595
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: to kiss him, and like all this pressure you know,

596
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 1: like came to you and I can relate to that too. So, Chris,

597
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 1: did you ever have that, like if a girl liked you,

598
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: did you all of a sudden feel obligated, like, oh well,

599
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: now I have to like her back. But I wasn't

600
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: that into her before any of that ever. No, I didn't.

601
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: I never felt obligated like that, but I do. I

602
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: did like being extra nice to that person because it's like, oh,

603
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: this is you know, this is sort of like a

604
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: this is nice and so then you're like you're just nice.

605
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: You're just like, maybe just be a little bit nicer,

606
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: just to be like I know, I don't know. I

607
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 1: don't think anybody no, but you would do the opposite

608
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: of what I would let on. And we're talking about

609
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: like one person. Yeah, because it's not like there was

610
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: a lot even before we kissed for the first time.

611
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: Were you nervous that night? I don't remember being No,

612
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: I don't remember being nervous. Was your first kiss? What

613
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 1: was your first kiss? I don't know if I know

614
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: this story. Because you guys would start as co workers,

615
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: weird co workers, And um, I thought Nikki hated me

616
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: for you know, the first few months of this thing,

617
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: because she wouldn't talk to me. She wasn't very And

618
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: I thought Sarah it was during Nicki and Sarah Nicky

619
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 1: had a show on MTV, I don't know, like ten

620
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,439
Speaker 1: years ago now, um with Sarah Schaeffer. It was really

621
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: really funny, and um who later on, I've I've become

622
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: like buddies with But at the time I thought that they,

623
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: you know, they were under so much pressure, they were

624
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: new to it, they never had a TV show. But

625
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: in my head, these are like two big star comedians

626
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 1: that are like finally getting their show, but they were

627
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 1: nervous and so NICKI barely talked to me. Sarah didn't

628
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: care about because I get nervous around guys I like,

629
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: so I just never looked or talked to him. So

630
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: we didn't. We didn't, we didn't. Really, it wasn't a thing.

631
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: So I ended up doing something funny on did you

632
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: feel like you liked her before that? Or did you

633
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 1: want her to like you because she didn't like you?

634
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 1: Was there that kind of thing? No? I I liked

635
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: her because, like I thought she was good looking at

636
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: all that stuff, and she's like was completely hilarious. But

637
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: it wasn't really on my radar to for this to

638
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,879
Speaker 1: happen because there's a detachment with people that yeah, there's

639
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 1: a professional detachment, and you know, do you ever feel

640
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: that way? Like sort of like Noah's question, she didn't

641
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: like me, So I wasn't entertaining this world like world

642
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: where it's like she and I were anything. It's like, well,

643
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: she's not that into me. I'm not gonna waste my time,

644
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: Like if you have had people where I don't think

645
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: they like me in general, where I want them to

646
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: like me more not necessarily in a romantic way. So

647
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: I can see how that but you're not even thinking past.

648
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: It was like, this person isn't that into me. I'm

649
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: not gonna I'm not wasting my time to like get

650
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 1: invested in this. But yeah, I thought she was so

651
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: funny and so good looking and all this stuff. But

652
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: it was like, man, she she doesn't. She doesn't. An example, like,

653
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: so you guys, because you were a producer, so you

654
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 1: would have a meeting and she like at the end

655
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 1: of the meeting, it was like all right, Nikki will

656
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: thank you, and she'd just be like yeah. Like it

657
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 1: was like coldness or was it more there was there

658
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: was coldness and like you know, you're joking around and

659
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: you're having a good time, and like, you know, if

660
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: she's not really getting it, it's like, okay, well this

661
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: person just is it's not bouncing back. It's not bouncing

662
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: back very well. And then one time I think I've

663
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: probably told this. I don't know if I've told it

664
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: on this podcast before, but I was sitting next to

665
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 1: her in a meeting and I look like her phone

666
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: starts ringing and I look over and it says John

667
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: ham On it and so I'm like, okay, well, you

668
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: know she knows John ham from the you know, celebrity

669
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 1: world or what I have. I had no idea, but

670
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 1: she and John Hamm were calling each other and I

671
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: was like, this isn't you know, like, this isn't a

672
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,240
Speaker 1: she's hanging out with John Hamm. Yeah, it's a tough company.

673
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what's going on? Well, it turns out

674
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: she she did this with her with her, with Anya

675
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: h She would change Anya's phone number to a bunch

676
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: of different types of a bunch of different names, and

677
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 1: at that point it was John Hamm. And so when

678
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: whenever on you called her, John Hamm would pop up.

679
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: But that wasn't a mess with Chris, right, NICKI wasn't

680
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,439
Speaker 1: that it was something she was just doing anything, and

681
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: I think it was Do you think it was really wretty? Pretty? Oh?

682
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: I didn't think. I didn't want Me and Corey Kavin

683
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: we were like, whoa, what's going on? She's hanging up

684
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: with John ham because this is that Like, so you

685
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: just let your phone out to say Johnny like peak man.

686
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 1: It worked, clearly, it did. It did raise her stock

687
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,720
Speaker 1: in your mind, but no, almost unattainable No, it actually

688
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: just maybe be like, oh, this isn't even real. It

689
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: was in my phone as John H for so long,

690
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 1: for like five years. Yeah, because I guess you took

691
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: because it said John Hamm, like it did it said

692
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: John Hamm. Oh you might added the AM. I think she.

693
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: I think she took the m off because I wouldn't

694
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 1: if it's just a John H. I wouldn't. That wouldn't

695
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: make any difference to me. Maybe that was it, said

696
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: John H. So it would look even more obvious that

697
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: it was John Hamm. I don't think. So. Oh interesting

698
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 1: that you both remember differently. I like this. I mean

699
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: you would maybe you added the ham because that was

700
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: like the celebrity that you would be the most competitive.

701
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: Or maybe Corey is the one that like was like,

702
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: that's Nikki's texting you about it and you might know

703
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: if I've ever seen it. Oh no, I think I

704
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 1: was sitting next to you, and I definitely was sitting

705
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,479
Speaker 1: next to you at a meeting, and I definitely saw

706
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: was there over at Colleen Chris. Yeah, that was Colleen

707
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: was great. Oh so anyway, Colleen Turkey, Ham and Turkey Okay,

708
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure you could have pulled it on I know,

709
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: I like Turkey. She was on the radio show. She

710
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: was on the radio show that I'm on the other day,

711
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: and there's something and man, when we're up at Wilco

712
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 1: with her family, there is something about the delay of

713
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: of some of her jokes that make some of them

714
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: like maybe not work as well. But some of the

715
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: delay is brutal. No, it's sometimes it crushes the the

716
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: Debbie Mommy stuff in Colorado. I still think about it.

717
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: It was so funny tell him about Debbie Mommy. Okay,

718
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 1: so we were driving. We gotta get back to the

719
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 1: kiss though, I think people will want to be after

720
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: the break. Oh should we go to break? All right,

721
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to break and do some heads and

722
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: commercials and this is not part of my job, but

723
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: um yeah, well we'll catch you right up at the break. Hello,

724
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: we're back. So you're saying, Debbie Mommy nailed it. Okay,

725
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 1: So Debbie Mommy keeps doing this thing where so her

726
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: dad lived in Colorado for a year and he talks

727
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 1: about it, you know often enough that Nikki knows these

728
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,240
Speaker 1: stories and stuff. And the girl that he was dating

729
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: out there, her name was Debbie, and they he brought

730
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: her up at one point and Mrs Glazer gets sort

731
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: of like half fake, half real annoyed at it, and

732
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 1: it's like, we gotta talk about her. And then Nikki

733
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 1: starts talking about how she wishes that that that was

734
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: her real mom and started calling her, started calling her

735
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: Debbie Mommy, and like for the rest of the whole night,

736
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: she would just reference like, God, I wish Debbie Mommy

737
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: was still in here, and Mrs Glazier would say something

738
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: or she would like mess up a direction to like

739
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 1: we would we would need to go left, and she

740
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: would have, you know, missed it and there's no way

741
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: Debbie Mommy would have missed that turn. My mom was

742
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: laughing but deep dumb, she was furious. Kept talking about

743
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: all the benefits of Debbie Mommy. So I love that.

744
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: So back to the kiss. Apparently from when Nikki has

745
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: told me the story in the past, she apparently put

746
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: up clues like Blair Witch Project, like like clues for you,

747
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 1: like trying to get you to know that that I

748
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: liked you for sure? No, yeah, no, definitely not. But

749
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: but didn't you you wanted him to know in a way, right,

750
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: so you would do certain things? Yes, but I didn't

751
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: know how to flirt. Honest, I thought changing Annie's name

752
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: to john Ham would seal the deal. I did not Johnny. Okay.

753
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: So then, okay, so fast forward, you guys, So our

754
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: boss ended up telling Nikki, you've got to go talk

755
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: to him. He doesn't know you like him, so you

756
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: have to go talk to him. So did you tell

757
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: the boss that you liked her? Whoa wait, your boss

758
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: is now involved in this. Kim is like she's she

759
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 1: was like a friend, but for both of us, she's

760
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: she's one of them. She's extremely funny. She's show runner

761
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: on a bunch of different funny shows that we've all seen.

762
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: But she's she's hilarious. But she finally was just like Nicky,

763
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: you have to go talk to him if you like him, Like,

764
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: go talk to him right now. So Nikki Ki when

765
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: she was sick of me crying in her office him

766
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: every day, so NICKI men talk to me. We ended

767
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: up like paling around and then and then we figured

768
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: out that we that there was something going on there eventually,

769
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: and we hung out a few times, and one of

770
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: them was like a bit of a disaster, and it

771
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: wasn't a total disaster. It just wasn't you know, like

772
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: I think it was. It just didn't go perfectly handicap

773
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 1: of having you know, me on I think we're doing fine.

774
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 1: So we end up, um, you know, we didn't have

775
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,919
Speaker 1: a great time that the the night that she came over,

776
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: it was it was a good time, but it was like, oh,

777
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: this isn't obvious. It doesn't seem like she really likes me.

778
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,280
Speaker 1: It seems like she came over as like a bud.

779
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like, you know, she was really interested.

780
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: And then I think a few weeks later or a

781
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: week later or whatever it is, she texted me kind

782
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: of out of nowhere and was like, Hey, I've got

783
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: a show um tonight at the Seller. Do you want

784
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: to come. I think she just like threw it out there,

785
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: like not thinking that it would happen, but just like

786
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 1: this is the last ditch effort. And so I ended

787
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: up getting on a train. It was really late at night,

788
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: so it's like maybe like eleven ish, and we had

789
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: like I think we'd worked the next day. So I

790
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: get to I get to the cellar and she's not

791
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: ready for me to go. Hear her stand up, So

792
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm gonna go downstairs and do a

793
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: set and then I'll come back up. So I stayed

794
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: upstairs and then she came back up. We're having a

795
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: great old time, and then are you ready to take

796
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: over from here? We left the cellar and walked down

797
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 1: the street and we stood on sixth Avenue and just lingered,

798
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: and I was trying to make a point about not

799
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 1: making a first move, because I always made the first move.

800
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: So I was just trying to stand there and not

801
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: what I always say, which was we should make out.

802
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: And then when I was about to give in, he

803
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: suddenly said get over here and grabbed my hand and

804
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: pulled me into him, and we made out, and I

805
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: was so excited because I had been in love with

806
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: him for months. I sprinted into a cab and that's

807
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: all I needed that night. It was one of the

808
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: best nights of my life because I was so desperately

809
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 1: in love with him at this point. This was this

810
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: was the biggest victory of my life at that point

811
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: since stand it's been And I didn't finish that, and

812
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: I didn't finish that sentence. I mean, that was a

813
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 1: good move. You just grabbed her. Getting through this podcast,

814
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a lot of unsubscribed. This is I

815
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: don't think so. I really don't think it's bad. Why

816
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 1: do you guys think it's so bad? And I feel

817
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: like I keep interrupting because I can't time these right,

818
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: Let's get to the news. Okay, let's get to the

819
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: news first. I hope you having all the swells out there.

820
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: It's when the day. You know what that means? It

821
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: is Wednesday? All right, back you know? All right? Well, um,

822
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: some passengers on a flight from l A to Dallas

823
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: thought that they heard a man having an orgasm over

824
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: the p A system, And I want to just share

825
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: what this guy caught. It sounds like an old hound

826
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: dog giving birth to a demonic goat while using the

827
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: world's worst karaoke machine. It did sound a little bit

828
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: more gody to me. That had to be a Southwest flight, right, No,

829
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: it was American Airlines. Really fancy, that's the guy I was.

830
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: He just broke into intercommon was They said it was

831
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: a technical issue. Yeah, so a stewardess went over the

832
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: p A system and she said it was some of

833
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: malfunction and they're working on it. Yeah, but like they

834
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 1: lie all the time, what was that? I want answers

835
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: American Airlines. I am gonna call my next explosive diarrhea

836
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: episode to quote P A malfunction. No for me, the

837
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: intercom thing. Did they take over the intercom? We never

838
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: even knew, Like so a guy. I think it's just

839
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: sucking around, right, That's what I assumed the story is,

840
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: is that some guy got on there was like or

841
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 1: like started into the mic like that, or into the film.

842
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: I think it was just the speak of malfunctioning and

843
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: it just sounded exactly like an orgasm. I mean, that's

844
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: a man moaning. I feel like a drunk person probably

845
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: grabbed it and was like, look what I can do

846
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: with food. Did you listen to the whole thing? I

847
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 1: listened to most of it, and eventually the stewards went

848
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: on the p A system and she's said, you know,

849
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: we're trying to fix this difficulty. It was just a yeah,

850
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I feel like there was

851
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: just an airline's where some guy punched the stewart is

852
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: because they wouldn't let him. He wouldn't he wasn't allowed

853
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: to use the bathroom in first class, so he just

854
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: punched the fucking Did you see that punch him in

855
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: the back of the head because he was hammered drunk

856
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: coming back from like cancoon just laid him out and

857
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: then he had to be you know, they do that

858
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 1: thing where they put him in handcuffs, so the whole

859
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: flight they're like tied up. Is that legal to do

860
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: that to someone if you're not authority? Yeah, put zip

861
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: ties on him. Man. It seems like you shouldn't be

862
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 1: able to. But I mean think on an airline there's yes,

863
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: does zip tie their ass? Yeah? Yeah, I guess like

864
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: the citizens arrest or something. Yeah, I guess that would

865
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 1: be a citizen's arrest. I mean, I don't know. You

866
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: have some people they just you get so fucking drunk

867
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: on an air Security to you on planes is so

868
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: much harsh anywhere else. Yeah, I mean I don't want

869
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 1: to be pissed anywhere else. If they had to land

870
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: the plane early, I'd be like, no, let's just keep

871
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 1: flying with him, zip block lay or zip tide, Like

872
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 1: I need to get to Denver. You know, I have

873
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: a thing to do, and now you want to stop

874
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: and let's deal with this. You know, now the guy

875
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: not only he punched the stories, we have to wait

876
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,399
Speaker 1: an extra five hours, you know what I mean? Like,

877
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, or do you get up? Do you

878
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: punched a guy? Would you punch a guy if he

879
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: punched a story? Does you think just throw him in

880
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 1: the coach both room and would be so angry being

881
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: back there. I don't know if I would do it.

882
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could. I don't know if

883
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 1: I could like step up like that. I think, you know,

884
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 1: people joked that if Mark Wahlberg was in that plane

885
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 1: that he would have saved nine eleven. You you like

886
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 1: to think that you would, but nobody. I mean, it's

887
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: it's nobody knows what they're going to do in all

888
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 1: these situations. Everybody when something happens, or like even a

889
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: Harvey Weinstein and the Cosby stuff, you hear so many

890
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: people be like, well I would have done this or

891
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: I would have done that. It's like you have no

892
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: idea what you would have done. Have you ever been

893
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: in a situation where you're like, funk, I gotta like

894
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: step up here, or like I need to I need

895
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:20,280
Speaker 1: to help, nothing like super serious, like yeah, nothing very dangerous.

896
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 1: What about you? I would definitely defend flight at Needn's

897
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: on a plane always looking to be a hero up there.

898
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: I have planned for it. What would you do, though?

899
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: You would you? I mean you would yell at the guy.

900
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: But I don't know. Man, I don't speak up and

901
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 1: then get physical if need be. Damn all right, badass?

902
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: Speaking of physical from my next story, there's UM a

903
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: new study out from the University of Eastern Finland that

904
00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 1: shows UM dancing has a positive effect on depres sushion

905
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 1: and they used avatar based choreography. So basically, each person

906
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: came up with a dance about their own stories and

907
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: hopes for the future, and when they watched the avatar

908
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: dancing back to them, it activated UM something called a

909
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: mirror neuron or an empathy neuron, and set there UM.

910
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,760
Speaker 1: It pushed their depression to the background, improving mood, reducing

911
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: stress and anxiety, and promoted positive self image. So I

912
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 1: was wondering this checks out. On Saturday, I was feeling

913
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: really sad during the day, so I moved my coffee

914
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: table and couch and worked on a dance I had

915
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 1: tried to learn a while ago. It's the dance from

916
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift video Delicate. It's pretty easy, but also not

917
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: easy at all because there's no instruction, I just have

918
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: to watch it over and over. Shush is actually a

919
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 1: really good on set. She can do the splits. It's

920
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: annoying that Shush is good at everything. And then I

921
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: got to go to the Tailor Fest dance party that

922
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: night with Chris take it from here, Chris, did you

923
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: do that dance at the party and show people what

924
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,760
Speaker 1: you learned? She was dancing. She was a dance machine

925
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 1: at the Taylor Swift dance party. And when I came

926
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: over that night, I was like, Hey, do you're gonna

927
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:30,239
Speaker 1: move this table back all the way against the walls? Like,

928
00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 1: what's going on here? And she was clearly dancing up

929
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 1: a storm. There wasn't enough room to do that dance.

930
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: Can you do it now like you've learned it? Were

931
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: you doing it at the dance party? No? There was Yeah,

932
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: tell them about that dance party, the Taylor Swift dance party.

933
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 1: How did Nikki get on that platform? Because from Instagram

934
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: you were shooting video of her from like a balcony

935
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: and she was on some kind of stage platform. Yeah. Well,

936
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: this thing, first of all, it was one of the

937
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: most joyful experiences of my life. It was like pure euphoria.

938
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 1: In that building, I would say most people were like

939
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: between twenty maybe like nineteen and maybe twenty six something

940
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 1: like that. Nikki was probably the oldest woman there. I

941
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:23,240
Speaker 1: think I was the oldest person in the building people

942
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: there by far. Yeah, we were definitely, Yeah, we were

943
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: definitely the oldest people. But as this place called Red

944
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 1: Flag in St. Louis, and it could hold about a

945
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: thousand people, and it was completely packed, and I had

946
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 1: no idea what to expect. I've never been anything like this.

947
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, like the lights go down

948
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: and these five like adorable girls get on stage and

949
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: one of them like hits play and they just start

950
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: dancing and it's like every single one of those girls

951
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: was the like the main performer was like they were

952
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift in that moment, singing to the crowd, and

953
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,399
Speaker 1: the crowd was going crazy for it. And just right

954
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: off the bat, everyone was just full and Nikki was

955
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: a percent. And then after two songs that they were like,

956
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: hey there, it's like the most positive, sweetest environment I've

957
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,919
Speaker 1: ever been in. They were like, hey, anybody who wants

958
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: to come up on stage with us can come on stage.

959
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: So there's a guy counting to make sure there's like

960
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 1: not too many people on stage so it's safe, and

961
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: then anybody just gets up on stage and it was

962
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 1: like every single girl up there got to like it

963
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 1: was basically like karaoke where you get to be on

964
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: stage and it did it feel like you were like

965
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: because witnessing it, you could tell everybody felt like they

966
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: were they were Taylor. Sometimes they would turn to their

967
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,319
Speaker 1: friends and sing with each other, but it was like

968
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: a lot of them were just like performing for the

969
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: audience or just screaming out loud. But it was one

970
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 1: of the most joyful experience Taylor Fest. And they have

971
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: them all over. If you're a swift tea, you must

972
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: attend one of these. It's the best time you can

973
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 1: possibly have. Is it franchised out? Like? I wonder how

974
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: the money gets split up? I think that there's a

975
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: bunch of different groups doing them, Yeah, because there's a

976
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: lot of money in that. I mean, you know, and

977
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: who already these five there's just five dancers that much

978
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:10,839
Speaker 1: ticket Andrew probably fifty bucks. I know, I just went high,

979
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:21,839
Speaker 1: but I don't know, not Taylor and Yeah, is the

980
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 1: ticket price like a like a numerical clue from like

981
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. I know she she likes to drop a lot. Then, right,

982
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: I wonder what the right So the tickets probably a

983
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,359
Speaker 1: little expensive because people aren't buying drinks, right, Is there

984
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,399
Speaker 1: an open is there there's a bar there? Right? So people? Yeah?

985
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 1: And what's the girl to guy? It's what no? Oh,

986
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: I would have said. I would have said a lot

987
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: of boyfriends. Maybe maybe video where boyfriends? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,

988
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 1: it was almost at all. Did you bond with any

989
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 1: of the guys there or you were too old? Like

990
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 1: you were just like no. But it was fun because

991
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: people like people ended up recognizing Nikki. I mean, she

992
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 1: was kind of on the corner of the stage. She

993
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: wasn't in like the most prime spot. And it was

994
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,399
Speaker 1: fun because at the end of the show, like people

995
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 1: were asking for pictures and stuff and um, and so

996
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: I got to take pictures. And you get to a

997
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: love of celebrity where you sell out a thousand person

998
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 1: venue and you're not there. You don't get any money

999
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: from it. My thought was, I've never seen I've never

1000
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: seen a Taylor Swift show. I've like produced Taylor Swift.

1001
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: I did the Taylor Swift Storytellers. I think back of

1002
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: the Day and then he album released Party. I produced

1003
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: those things, But I don't think a real Taylor Swift

1004
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 1: show would be as like euphoric as this was, because

1005
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 1: there was nobody else to worry about except you. Weren't like,

1006
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 1: you're not fawning over Taylor, You're just fawning over her music.

1007
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: Do you think an element of that there's some truth

1008
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: to some of that? I wonder if My favorite part

1009
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: was when Chris went out to my car and got

1010
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: me my pink microphone, which I had in there from

1011
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: a photo shoot. So then I got to pretend I

1012
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 1: was her a little bit. Does Taylor have a pink microphone?

1013
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: Is that why? My understanding is that's why you did

1014
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:20,920
Speaker 1: it for the special? It's like an homage to Taylor. Yes, okay,

1015
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: So then I noticed that that microphone was in her

1016
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: car trunk before her lover era. Gotcha? Is there an

1017
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: artist that you would feel this time? Are you tied

1018
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: to any other artists where you would go to something

1019
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: like this for yourself? Queen? Yeah, Queen would be a

1020
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: big one from me. And actually I got to kind

1021
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: of live a little bit of one of Elizabeth. It's

1022
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: very sad at her passing. What about you? Who is who?

1023
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 1: Like Tom Petty? Yeah, that would be a good one,

1024
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: I would say, he's I mean, does any song you

1025
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: sing along like you knowing the lyrics something like that,

1026
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: you have to know the lyric, like all the lyrics,

1027
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,439
Speaker 1: Like it's one of those here's twenty hits, we all

1028
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: know every single word. And I probably didn't know fifty

1029
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,439
Speaker 1: of the songs, maybe maybe six of the songs, and

1030
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 1: people were singing them like it was all the Like

1031
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 1: the the number one song that tayl What's what's our

1032
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 1: big song? He belongs to you would be different. It

1033
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: would just be a bunch of dudes popping their heads. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

1034
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: People were like me, Like people if people were dancing

1035
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 1: the way those girls were dancing and they were like

1036
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 1: in their forties, they would have they would be like hurting.

1037
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 1: Do you think like the sense of community there? I mean,

1038
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: it's got to be stronger than a religion at that point,

1039
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,440
Speaker 1: it is a religion. Taylor Swift fans like it's that.

1040
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: I was surprised at how my dad was just bopping

1041
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 1: his head and not singing along or dancing at all.

1042
00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he knows all the words to

1043
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: all the songs too. You knew the songs, but you're

1044
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 1: absolutely right. What you're saying is the biggest Willcoat fan

1045
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 1: j Yeah, you know what she was talking about. Yeah

1046
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: and Debbie, Yeah, fan of both mom and dad. But

1047
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. It was It was like a it

1048
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: is it's I mean, it feels like the devotion was religious,

1049
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 1: like was similar to a religion. But man, people were

1050
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 1: as happy, as happy as I've ever seen anybody in

1051
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: a group, and I shared experience was real. I saw

1052
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 1: a thing where like, how can people you know, the

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01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 1: Queen Elizabeth stuff was so polarizing, like how can people

1054
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: love her this much? You know, she's just like just whatever,

1055
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: like the monarchy, whatever. And then it's like you see

1056
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: something like this with Taylor Swift, and it's like, that

1057
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: is your Queen Elizabeth, That is that devotion or like

1058
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 1: an athlete like maybe pooh Holes hitting seven under at

1059
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 1: home runs, right, you were like, oh, and then you

1060
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 1: can kind of understand how people can be so obsessed

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01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:00,439
Speaker 1: with the monarchy. I can't understand the model. But even

1062
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: with that, even with that, because they don't do something

1063
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: like I have to say, I feel closer to Taylor

1064
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 1: swift than most people I know personally, but because why

1065
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: can't you feel that way about them because you don't

1066
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: feel like they have a skill or anything or like, yeah,

1067
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: I mean I think it's It is one of the

1068
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 1: strangest things in the world right now that the British people,

1069
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 1: like you know, support support this weird family and for

1070
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: what I think, Yeah, I mean no, I mean, look,

1071
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: you're not I mean the queen is on Canadian money,

1072
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 1: Australian money, South African money. When I look at you know,

1073
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:45,439
Speaker 1: like listen, m America is not perfect, but we don't

1074
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 1: have some other persons queen on our money, Kardassians. This

1075
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: is a Doug stun Hope bit that I loved so much.

1076
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: This is ah, this is the first time I've played

1077
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 1: over in Europe. I'ven't coming to Europe even years, and

1078
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 1: I didn't realize until this tour. It's the first time

1079
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:07,439
Speaker 1: I didn't have that black cloud of George Bush over

1080
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 1: me where I always felt like I had to apologize

1081
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 1: as an opening because people will judge you. People. You know,

1082
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: you always had that where someone's gonna like be in

1083
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 1: the audience thinking you're a dick because of him, Like

1084
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 1: there's some association with being American and you're you're a

1085
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 1: dick because of George Bush, and like you guys must feel,

1086
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 1: you know, uh, with having a royal family still waiting.

1087
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: People around the world are going, what a bunch of

1088
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: fucking retard stay by speak? How backwoods fucking retarded? Do you?

1089
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 1: You have fucking royalty? And you guys are going, hey,

1090
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 1: we didn't want it, It's not our fault. But they

1091
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 1: don't understand. Everyone thinks you must be a big fucking

1092
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 1: group of simpletons living out some dungeons and dragons fantasy

1093
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 1: land bullshit with kings and princes? Do you have wizards

1094
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 1: and fairies too? Fire breathing dragons? But it's not your fault.

1095
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 1: And you would always make fun of George Bush, and

1096
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 1: I understand you were doing it ironically, like how dare

1097
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 1: we ever make fun of any democratically elected official when

1098
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: we still live with this stone age bowed down to

1099
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 1: these fucking Renaissance festival They're a superior bloodline to you,

1100
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 1: you boot licking fucking supplicants. Are You're joking? And I

1101
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 1: love the backup argument that you get. Oh, yeah, we

1102
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 1: have a royal family, but they're more figureheads than anything.

1103
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 1: You go, that's even wars. You carry these fucking leeches

1104
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: around like golden ticks in your beard and you fucking

1105
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:13,080
Speaker 1: roll out red carpets and kneel down before them and

1106
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:20,800
Speaker 1: your excuses, but they don't really do anything. It's kind

1107
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 1: of more fucking dumb. Miss America is a figurehead, but

1108
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 1: we don't have to buy her a hundred castles on

1109
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: the taxpayers dime. Yeah, I mean, look, I don't I

1110
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 1: don't know enough about the world fare. I never watched

1111
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 1: your stuh. My stance on the monarchy is that we're

1112
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 1: in America and we got away from them hundreds of

1113
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 1: years ago, and that's how it should have stood. And

1114
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 1: why are we No, I don't, I don't know yet.

1115
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:55,479
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy. It's crazy. It's looney. Like they're all

1116
01:04:55,720 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 1: fucking ancestral and like apparently they're all German and like yeah,

1117
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 1: and like they're not even fucking real British people, and

1118
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 1: Prince Andrew's fucking kids and they just forget about that.

1119
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 1: And fucking the one dude cheated on Princess Diana and

1120
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 1: he had now he has the fucking girl up there

1121
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: and she's fucking banging her and Queen Elizabeth's bad and incest.

1122
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah it worked for me. Yeah, dude, it's fucking incest

1123
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: in the fucking realms. Dude. Look around, look around Jupiter.

1124
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 1: That's where you'll see Prince Andrew banging Epstein's kids. I'm

1125
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,000
Speaker 1: just saying I think it's I think it's absolutely insane

1126
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 1: that there are groups. I mean, David Beckham waited fourteen

1127
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 1: hours in line to pay his respects. I mean, but

1128
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 1: my point, my point with the celebrity stuff wasn't to

1129
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: be like I I think that they should also be admired.

1130
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying, should anyone be that admired even if you

1131
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: do have a skill, Why are we putting these people

1132
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:53,440
Speaker 1: on a pedestal that, you know, I don't see it

1133
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 1: as like a celebrity thing, like from the Taylor Swift thing.

1134
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 1: I think it's like a culture. And the thing that

1135
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,880
Speaker 1: um it minds me of is when I was really

1136
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 1: into like wrestling and w w E, there was just

1137
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 1: this like very tight knit community of all sorts of

1138
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:12,320
Speaker 1: different people and you know, like we we really like

1139
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:15,800
Speaker 1: like the costumes and the glitter and the you know,

1140
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,280
Speaker 1: the matches, and I don't know it's a thing that

1141
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:22,120
Speaker 1: like only we understand because we're fans of it, and

1142
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 1: it's hard to explain to people who are outside of it.

1143
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 1: You get community from it insence of identity for me

1144
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 1: as lame as that is, I am white and I

1145
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 1: have no culture. Yeah, it's true. Nikki was there and

1146
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:37,240
Speaker 1: she was around people that like the same things as her,

1147
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:41,480
Speaker 1: and there was something that was exciting and calming, and

1148
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 1: she felt safe there, and they all felt safe with

1149
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 1: each other. And like you know, there's a shortcut to

1150
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 1: connection at a place like that. So you everybody that

1151
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 1: you look at their they all like the same thing

1152
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 1: as you. And so it's a shortcut to like I'm

1153
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 1: gonna I I automatically am giving you the benefit of

1154
01:06:58,040 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 1: any sort of doubt that we could be run. And

1155
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: you know, there's there's a lot of great moments where

1156
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,360
Speaker 1: like you know, people were going up to Nicki on stage,

1157
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 1: they were singing to each other, like you know the lyrics,

1158
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:11,720
Speaker 1: and they were having like these shared moments together and

1159
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,080
Speaker 1: that's what kind of all of that. That's what a

1160
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: concert is about. That's what sports is about. It's about

1161
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:20,840
Speaker 1: a shared experience with other people. And I like w

1162
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 1: W E and w CW. I totally understand that. I

1163
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:27,080
Speaker 1: mean that is there's I've been to some of those.

1164
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 1: They are so fun and entertaining. It felt like a

1165
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 1: two hour long touchdown during the playoffs. That's like Sting's

1166
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 1: version of a of a touchdown. Um, and I'm gonna

1167
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 1: talking talking about the w c W Sting. Hell, yeah,

1168
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 1: you know, I'm talking about do you know? Fucking? My

1169
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:55,360
Speaker 1: favorite guys were Junkyard Drunkyard Dog. Yes, very good, you

1170
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 1: get it. Are you thinking of Waggers? They're fun? I

1171
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:01,800
Speaker 1: think they were great. Militian guy. Oh man. Why are

1172
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 1: in the eighties the best wrestling ever? Maybe because I

1173
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:05,919
Speaker 1: was younger? Yeah, I think it was just that hits

1174
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:08,000
Speaker 1: you at the right spot. Yeah, it really did. It's

1175
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 1: kind of cat yes about wrestling? Why do I care?

1176
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:20,479
Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer has an article on Esquire dot com. The

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01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:23,680
Speaker 1: reporter that was following her around before our break has

1178
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:26,640
Speaker 1: a piece out about Nikki's comedy career, her goals in

1179
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 1: pursuing music, and her positive outlook on vocal rest. I mean,

1180
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,200
Speaker 1: how many how many pages? Is this a big old article?

1181
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:40,640
Speaker 1: It's a great article article. It starts read it. I

1182
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:45,760
Speaker 1: don't know what came out yet I read it. Didn't

1183
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: it come out last night? Did you read my article

1184
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:55,400
Speaker 1: in the St. Louis Dispatch? Was in the email? I

1185
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:59,200
Speaker 1: don't read the emails, so I'm surprised about the stories. Godfather,

1186
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 1: I want to well, the the part that um kind

1187
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:11,559
Speaker 1: of stuck out to me was right at the beginning. Um, So,

1188
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: I like how he like takes you into all these

1189
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 1: different settings, and you know, as he was following you around,

1190
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:19,560
Speaker 1: he kind of takes the reader into these different situations

1191
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,599
Speaker 1: that you're in, and one of them is, um, you're

1192
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:26,559
Speaker 1: in in a comedy club and Jeff Garland is held

1193
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:31,960
Speaker 1: So the guy from Crosby Crosby Stills a Nash Still,

1194
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 1: Steven Stills. Yeah, yes, Stills is a fan of yours.

1195
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 1: And I was wondering, does your dad know this? And

1196
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,680
Speaker 1: I want to know if e J had anything to

1197
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,200
Speaker 1: say about it? The guy followed you around for what

1198
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:49,280
Speaker 1: three weeks? Almost yeah, something like I mean something crazy,

1199
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:52,720
Speaker 1: I mean along and had written me that and I

1200
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:56,320
Speaker 1: instantly texted my dad. But I forgot about it right

1201
01:09:56,360 --> 01:10:01,040
Speaker 1: away because it's too crazy. I tell to forget these

1202
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 1: huge piece of information. I mean, you know, Crosby, Stills,

1203
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,720
Speaker 1: Nash and Young. I do, yeah, I do. I mean

1204
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 1: it's one of those bands that, like, I probably know

1205
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:12,240
Speaker 1: two of their songs very well and then the rest.

1206
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 1: I just, oh, that is damn kind of thing, you

1207
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,600
Speaker 1: know what I mean? But but Neil Young is like,

1208
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:25,080
Speaker 1: hang out with me for three separate hangs. Really, so

1209
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:28,320
Speaker 1: Neil Young was part of three weeks. Neil Young was

1210
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:32,200
Speaker 1: part of Crosby, Which one was he that he was

1211
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:36,559
Speaker 1: the young part? Where was Young? It was Crosby, Stills,

1212
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:40,640
Speaker 1: Nash and Young. Really Young was like, I'm Canadian. I

1213
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:43,760
Speaker 1: got other stuff going on. Actually don't know if the

1214
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 1: other guys are Canadian. I don't think David think Crosby.

1215
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 1: Is he the overweight when that looks like a warth

1216
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 1: kind of guy. He's I think the father of Melissa

1217
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 1: eth Okay, I was wondering and he I think he

1218
01:10:56,040 --> 01:11:00,280
Speaker 1: dated Joni Mitchell and at least that's one. And I

1219
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 1: don't know why I know that, but I know that

1220
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:05,679
Speaker 1: he has HEPSI. She told him come in my window.

1221
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,559
Speaker 1: But we're a gandem. I don't know if you get

1222
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 1: HEPSI that way, But yeah, I don't know why I

1223
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:19,599
Speaker 1: know that, But Yeah, that's definitely like a late night

1224
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:23,800
Speaker 1: Google of like, how do I have HEPSI? Do people

1225
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 1: live with hepsi? Are there any celebrities with HEPSI? I'm fine.

1226
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,080
Speaker 1: I love that you have to say you do not

1227
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:34,280
Speaker 1: know why you know that eighteen times? Yeah, I don't know.

1228
01:11:34,880 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 1: I don't know no ancestral the So that's cool. I

1229
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,080
Speaker 1: mean I'm excited about or do you like? You like

1230
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 1: how the article came out though, like sometimes yeah, it's

1231
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:49,960
Speaker 1: really great. I mean it just paints like a pretty

1232
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:54,680
Speaker 1: accurate picture of Nikki's like existence, you know, like she's

1233
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:57,479
Speaker 1: she's she's really into music and singing. It talks about

1234
01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:00,320
Speaker 1: the vocal rest and why that was the vocals surgery,

1235
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 1: why that was a little important. It talks a little

1236
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,160
Speaker 1: bit about one of the thing I like is like

1237
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:11,520
Speaker 1: it's sort of like illustrates how, you know, as confident

1238
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:14,599
Speaker 1: and as like amazing as as Nikki as on TV

1239
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:18,360
Speaker 1: shows and doing um, you know, all these specials and

1240
01:12:18,439 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 1: she's like a force of nature up there, Like she

1241
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:24,360
Speaker 1: still has insecurities and she still has like you know,

1242
01:12:24,439 --> 01:12:26,639
Speaker 1: real things that she's going through. And you know, even

1243
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:28,679
Speaker 1: if like right before she goes on stage, she's sort

1244
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 1: of like, you know, like meandering or I don't want

1245
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:36,040
Speaker 1: to say anxious, nervous. We have maybe a little bit

1246
01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:38,240
Speaker 1: of nervous. Like once you hit the stage, you know

1247
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:41,439
Speaker 1: it's um. You know it's a totally different story, and

1248
01:12:41,479 --> 01:12:43,320
Speaker 1: I think it maybe is it. And at the end

1249
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:45,880
Speaker 1: of it, I was like, man, I like this girl

1250
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:50,320
Speaker 1: and hope she finds what makes her happy. It made

1251
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:57,120
Speaker 1: me see a different side of myself. Wow, it's interesting sometimes,

1252
01:12:57,160 --> 01:13:01,439
Speaker 1: Like I would love, for like if I could like

1253
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,920
Speaker 1: tell my story and then have someone that can write

1254
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:07,439
Speaker 1: way better than me, like read back what I tried

1255
01:13:07,479 --> 01:13:09,560
Speaker 1: to say back to me and be like, wow, I

1256
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 1: actually am a pretty good human or like this is

1257
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 1: eloquent and like I am like like like I do

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Speaker 1: do nice things or whatever it is. And it's just

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Speaker 1: it would just sound better than me being like and

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01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,240
Speaker 1: this guy is obviously a great writer. He's in the Squire.

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Speaker 1: I went I was like, do I just like this

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01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 1: because you know it's it's about Nikki and it's like

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01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:32,439
Speaker 1: very very positive and like real and stuff. And I

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01:13:32,479 --> 01:13:34,800
Speaker 1: went back and started reading through some of his other stuff.

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Speaker 1: But this guy is good. What's his name, John McDermott. McDermott,

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Speaker 1: I got that right, John Durmott, John John McDermott. Yeah,

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01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,559
Speaker 1: he and Nikki you had a lot of nice things

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Speaker 1: to say about him during the process to me, So

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think I think they got along. I mean,

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01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:53,599
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a way to like interview someone

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01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:56,120
Speaker 1: with that where you don't want to be the main focus,

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01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:59,559
Speaker 1: but you have to like ask him questions. But I

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01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:02,200
Speaker 1: think it'd be difficult to follow someone around and and

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01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:05,320
Speaker 1: get and know when to come in. When did you

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01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:08,320
Speaker 1: sit back and like see what's going on? You know

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01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:09,839
Speaker 1: what I mean, when you want to get a quote.

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Speaker 1: I also thought that he did a really great job

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Speaker 1: of because I've been on those those comedy nights with

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Speaker 1: Nikki where I've I've been to everything, you know. I've

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01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,519
Speaker 1: been to Jimmy Kimmel stuff, have been to Seth Meyers,

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01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:21,760
Speaker 1: I've been to her like shows at the Seller, have

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01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,600
Speaker 1: been shows at the Comedy Store. And I thought he

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01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:27,720
Speaker 1: did a really great job of painting the picture of

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01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 1: what it's like to be a working comic. Do you

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01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:32,519
Speaker 1: agree with that place when you're typing something else but

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01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:35,760
Speaker 1: you're nodding yes, um, And he sort of like took

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Speaker 1: you into like a little bit of the inner workings

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01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:39,600
Speaker 1: of what those nights are like, because you know you

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Speaker 1: go to the think no, go ahead. I think me

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01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:48,320
Speaker 1: and this guy will be friends forever, especially after I

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01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:51,559
Speaker 1: read the piece and heard how lovingly he explained who

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01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 1: I was. Also his piece about Spencer Pratt, it's awesome too.

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Speaker 1: Check it out. But yeah, he just does blond hair,

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01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:06,400
Speaker 1: blue eye people like kind of look like brother and sister. No,

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Speaker 1: Spencer Pratt, I'm sure it doesn't. I just the only

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Speaker 1: thing I remember about Spencer Pratt is he also had HEPSI. No, no, no,

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01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:18,880
Speaker 1: he he had crystals. He loved crystals, like he was

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01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:21,760
Speaker 1: the first to bring crystals into the world. I think

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01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:24,640
Speaker 1: he hooked up with like his grandmother or something, or

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Speaker 1: his great grandmother because he's into the royal faces ancestral Yeah,

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Speaker 1: from from his great great grandmother. If you think it,

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01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 1: it could just happen, you know, solid drip. Sure. Final thought.

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01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:47,639
Speaker 1: When people write about stand up or like anything like

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01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:50,640
Speaker 1: artistic and it could make it sounds so much more

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01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:53,439
Speaker 1: romantic than it is when it's like we're just three

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01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:55,760
Speaker 1: people hanging out in a green room talking about like

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01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:58,839
Speaker 1: foot fungus, and but they could write like the walls

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01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:02,759
Speaker 1: where smell in like oak and the fire of whatever,

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01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:05,240
Speaker 1: like whatever it is like it always sound like almost

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01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:07,320
Speaker 1: like Game of Thrones in it where it's just like,

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01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:10,960
Speaker 1: you know, three comics is hanging out like bullshitting, but

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01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,719
Speaker 1: there's a way from them. The backstage hang. Young paints

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Speaker 1: a perfect picture. Does he does? He make it sound

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01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,439
Speaker 1: more romantic than it is. No, I felt like he

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01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:22,599
Speaker 1: did a very I thought he did because I've been

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01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:26,400
Speaker 1: to those things and I think he portrayed everything in

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Speaker 1: a better way than like you would. I'm excited to

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Speaker 1: read it and definitely read it, and then i'll, you know,

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Speaker 1: break it down. Here is his description of the backstage hang.

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Speaker 1: It's nine p m. Comma, the prime time slot at

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01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:46,280
Speaker 1: the biggest stage and one of the most legendary comedy

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Speaker 1: clubs in the country. The performers for the night file

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Speaker 1: in all of them killers, with handfuls of TV shows,

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01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:00,479
Speaker 1: one hour specials, and millions of podcast fans between them.

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Speaker 1: Kurt Metzica, an eccentric genius comic from New York, sits

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Speaker 1: on the vinyl Bobcat and brandishes a twenty four Islands

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01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:11,559
Speaker 1: black cherry white claw from his backpack. Anthony jessel Nick

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01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,720
Speaker 1: saunts us in, wearing a leather jacket and slouches into

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01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:19,160
Speaker 1: his seat wellthlessly thumbing his furben. Neil Brennan, co creator

1330
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:23,880
Speaker 1: of The Chapelle Show, pops his head in, surveys the room,

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01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:28,480
Speaker 1: and immediately turns around and leaves is brief. The spectacled

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01:17:28,479 --> 01:17:33,760
Speaker 1: appearance reminiscent of a cuckoo clock. It kind of looks

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01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:37,960
Speaker 1: like a bird too, Neil Brandon that bird tendencies. He

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Speaker 1: just had a post on his Instagram that I liked. Yeah,

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01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:44,960
Speaker 1: what was it? At first, I was like, you know,

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01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,559
Speaker 1: it's I thought it was gonna be a joke about

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01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:48,920
Speaker 1: like mental health hack, because I think it said something

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01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:52,439
Speaker 1: like mental health hack. But it was like he said,

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01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:55,599
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna put everybody like wakes up and

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01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 1: just thinking about all the people that have wronged him,

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01:17:58,080 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 1: and then he spends the whole day like thinking about

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01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,200
Speaker 1: all the people that are wronged him, and then he

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01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:03,960
Speaker 1: wakes up and or then he goes to bed. You's

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01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,479
Speaker 1: thinking about the same thing. And then he was like

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01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:07,920
Speaker 1: one day he was just like instead, he was like,

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01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:09,280
Speaker 1: I'm just going to think about all the people that

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01:18:09,320 --> 01:18:12,040
Speaker 1: have righted me, and so we started thinking about all

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01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:13,960
Speaker 1: those people, and then he was like, and then you

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01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,519
Speaker 1: start going through those people, and a lot of the

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Speaker 1: people that have righted him are some of the people

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01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:21,439
Speaker 1: that have wronged him as well, And so you went

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01:18:21,439 --> 01:18:22,960
Speaker 1: through a little bit of something like I would feel like,

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01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,880
Speaker 1: get the people that right in me. I'd just be like,

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01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,559
Speaker 1: it'd be seven seconds, you know what I mean, Like

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01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 1: it'd be over so quick, but we have to go.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate you guys, but putting up for this. Those

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Speaker 1: listeners and co hosts, thank you, and don't be cool

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Speaker 1: and Jack donn a g Jack Donagie, Jack Jack Donne