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Speaker 1: guy who just won a very interesting prize at a

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Speaker 1: school charity auction. Oh man, there's always some weird stuff

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Speaker 1: that Coast goes out on those. Yeah, him and his

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Speaker 1: family got a personalized butler for a day. Oh cool,

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Speaker 1: supposed to come out to their home and help with

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Speaker 1: chores and make their lives a little bit easier. Yeah. Now,

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Speaker 1: we're assuming when he pictured a butler in his head,

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Speaker 1: he was imagining an older, very proper, sophisticated gentleman like

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Speaker 1: yall Alfred from Batman. Exactly, I don't want to say

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Speaker 1: it right. Imagine his surprise when he gets a call

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Speaker 1: from us and learns his new man servant is actually

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Speaker 1: the hunky, smooth talking Latin love machine. Mean that we know,

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Speaker 1: as Rolando, someone in that house is going to be excited. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Actually he's already at this guy's house alone with his

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Speaker 1: wife you're going to hear the reaction in your phone.

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Speaker 1: Tap right now the twenties. Hello, Oh, hello is days

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Speaker 1: mister Jason waits, Yeah, this is Jason. Who am I

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Speaker 1: speaking with? My name is Rolando. I am the professional

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Speaker 1: butler that Joe and your wife bear just at the

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Speaker 1: school charity auction. Oh yeah yeah, to win a butler

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Speaker 1: for a day thing, Jays, it is my pleasure to

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Speaker 1: give Joe the pleasure. Yeah. Well, um, my wife and

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Speaker 1: I are super excited. It sounds like a really fun thing,

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Speaker 1: so I agree. She is very excited, Sarah. I am

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Speaker 1: here with her as we speak. Sorry, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I had some free time today, so I decided to,

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Speaker 1: you know, come over, Getty. How do you say, lay

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Speaker 1: of the land and meet the maces? Wait, so you're

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Speaker 1: saying you're at my house right now? Jays and your

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Speaker 1: wife Heather, I must say, Oh, she is a very

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Speaker 1: rare desert flower, so graceful. So okay, it's squeezy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's wonderful. Oh, Jays could work for putting this goddess

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Speaker 1: of love on the lockdown. I envy you my frame.

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Speaker 1: Would you mind putting Heather on the phone real quick?

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Speaker 1: I'd love to talk to her. Oh, I would love to,

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Speaker 1: but she is currently in this post at the moment,

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Speaker 1: she is on the massage table, and he is unavailable

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Speaker 1: on the massage table, Jays, which is actually why I

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Speaker 1: am calling, Sarah? Yeah, why are you calling? I just

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Speaker 1: lather her entire body with scented oils and lotions. What

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Speaker 1: she is very silky and some may say slippery at

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Speaker 1: the moment. Okay, I don't understand what's going This is

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Speaker 1: so inappropriate, right, No, Sara, this is very appropriate. My

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Speaker 1: only issue I was wondering, do you have any fresh

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Speaker 1: eucalyptus leaves? Maybe in the garden, perhaps, Look, I want

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Speaker 1: to talk to my wife. Please put her on the phone.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if he's on the massage table. Okay,

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Speaker 1: as Jewish, hold on, thank you? Oh hello, husband, this

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Speaker 1: is hey there. I wish to be left along with Rolando.

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Speaker 1: My wife doesn't have a finishing accent. I know what

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Speaker 1: my wife sounds like, Rolando. I am so relaxed. I

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Speaker 1: have a new accent. Oh, can actually go for the

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Speaker 1: whole weekend? Been this ridiculous the whole weekend. You do

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Speaker 1: not need to come home. It's no problem. I'm coming

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Speaker 1: home right now. Hello, this is Rolando again knocking. I

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Speaker 1: am sorry, but as the butler for the day, I

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Speaker 1: refuse to go against Heather as wishes. I know that

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Speaker 1: obviously that was you. Okay, I'm coming home. How can

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Speaker 1: you be so sure that your wife is not just

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Speaker 1: in an ultra relaxed state of mind. Before I called you,

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Speaker 1: she was enjoying every second of the massage, screaming, Rolando, Rolando,

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Speaker 1: you know, if I'm being honest, you sound like a pervert.

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Speaker 1: I'm disclose to calling the authorities on you. Oh, sir,

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Speaker 1: Jew sound very stressed. Let me. Hey, hey, I'm not

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Speaker 1: massage as well. Did you hear me? I'm not joking

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Speaker 1: right now? Oh you may not be joking around, but

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Speaker 1: Rolando as what this is all a prank phone call

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Speaker 1: because I am calling from broken Heaffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: You said, what, Yeah, man, this is actually Jose from

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Speaker 1: Britain Jeffrey the Morning. I work on a radio show.

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Speaker 1: This is my real voice. Holy no, yes, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Your wife Heather set you up. Man. She said, you

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Speaker 1: guys own a butler for a day because of a

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Speaker 1: school charity auction or something, and she thought my character

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Speaker 1: Rolando would be the perfect person to satisfy her every knee. Oh, Jess, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I think I'm canceling the butler for a

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Speaker 1: day thing. I've been traumatized by cancel on them. Believe

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Speaker 1: this is between you and me and your wife. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I hope that butler is a little different from this one. Oh,

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Speaker 1: perhaps you would like your butler to be a little

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Speaker 1: more sensual. Let me introduce you to my brother Fernando. Hello,

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Speaker 1: DC's Fernando at your disposal. I've heard enough not to

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Speaker 1: know wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Morning