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Speaker 1: issue at work and you hand it over to it,

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Speaker 1: nine out of ten times they're gonna fix it for

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Speaker 1: you in a timely manner. Yeah, turning your computer off

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Speaker 1: and then turning it back on. Yeah, but it's a

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Speaker 1: timely manner breakfast, unless you work at this company where

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Speaker 1: you're gonna wait for four months with no response till

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Speaker 1: eventually they just give you a new, smaller computer with

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Speaker 1: tiny buttons and literally limited access to the internet. That's

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Speaker 1: literally what I'm looking at right now, and it's like

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Speaker 1: half the size of my other one. But they're like,

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Speaker 1: but it's touch screen. I'm like, touch the screen. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you're lucky, you'll have somebody like Jose Bolagno, says

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Speaker 1: your tech expert, and you know he's gonna take real

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Speaker 1: good care of your work computer. Right after he takes

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Speaker 1: it home and does some weird stuff on it and

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Speaker 1: that's what happens in your phone. Tap right now. Good morning,

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Speaker 1: This is Julia. Hey, this is Louis for my t

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Speaker 1: How are you. I'm great? How are you? I have

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Speaker 1: some good news for you. It looks like your new

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Speaker 1: laptop that your request. It's finally in. Oh that's great,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I have it right here next to me

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Speaker 1: in the tech department. So I do need to warn

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Speaker 1: you about something really quick before you pick it up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So the new laptop, it looks exactly like mine, you know,

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Speaker 1: the company issued ones I'll look alike. Um. So I

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Speaker 1: accidentally took yours home last night, okay, And then when

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Speaker 1: I came in today and I turned it on to

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Speaker 1: make sure everything was good, our company flagged it. Oh

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Speaker 1: what what does that mean? I don't really want to

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Speaker 1: go into too much detail, but I guess last night

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Speaker 1: I had too much a drink and ended up with

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Speaker 1: a couple inappropriate searches. What I don't understand? Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: I know they say this is inappropriate, but I don't

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Speaker 1: think it is. Like one of them was really simple,

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Speaker 1: like why can't I own an Albanian? Can't I own

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Speaker 1: an Albanian? I don't? I guess they thought it was

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Speaker 1: like a trafficking thing. I don't really want to own

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Speaker 1: an Albanian. That's silly. That's just like a drunk, funny thing,

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Speaker 1: probably to make myself laugh. You laugh, I said, not me,

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Speaker 1: that's drunk, Louis. And the next one is a little

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Speaker 1: out there, I guess. I apparently I googled why does

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Speaker 1: my mom turn me on? And I don't even remember

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Speaker 1: doing that. One's thought that could have been someone else,

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Speaker 1: even technically, yeah, because I thought it was mine. But

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Speaker 1: I don't even know why I looked it up. Like,

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Speaker 1: I've never really thought that. That's not normal, Like you,

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Speaker 1: you've never you never thought that right about your mom

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Speaker 1: or dad or family member? Oh yeah, I mean too.

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Speaker 1: That's so, that's so there, Like I don't like well, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't like this. That's fine, But that's supposed to

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Speaker 1: be my computer. So it looks like I did that. No,

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Speaker 1: that's true. Well. Also along with that, I apparently I

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Speaker 1: searched is it healthy to drink your own urine? What

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Speaker 1: do you even google that for your information? You can't

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Speaker 1: die from it, It's totally fine. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: even want to know this stuff, all right, that's too

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Speaker 1: much information. Okay, that's fine. Look all I ask though,

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Speaker 1: is that now that you kind of know everything, if

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Speaker 1: it just if it could stay between us. You know

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Speaker 1: it can obviously because it got flags. No, no, that

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Speaker 1: that's true, it got flag. But it's more important that

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Speaker 1: you don't judge me, you know, especially when you see

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Speaker 1: that I searched you what to judge you, and I

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Speaker 1: don't want that computer now you that's I never touched

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Speaker 1: that computer, I never signed for it. That was the

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Speaker 1: worst one. The next one was like, what's a girlfriend

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Speaker 1: and where can I download one? That's just kind of silly.

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Speaker 1: That's silly, that's gross. Yeah, oh totally, that's gross. And

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Speaker 1: for the record, I know what a girlfriend is. I

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Speaker 1: don't have one, but I do know that they're out

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Speaker 1: there off I don't want to hear anymore. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what happens next because I haven't waiting for

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Speaker 1: the computer for a long time. Yes, of course, So

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Speaker 1: when you get your computer, you won't be able to

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Speaker 1: go on any non company websites for at least a month. Now.

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Speaker 1: That's where they're going to lift all the restrictions. So

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Speaker 1: they think I'm the one who did this well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't want anywhere at the company thinking I did

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Speaker 1: those searches, but you didn't do those searches, and now

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get in trouble. Well what you did, You

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Speaker 1: are right, and I'm so sorry that happened. You shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be sorry. But I do know there's one site that

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Speaker 1: you can go to to fix all of it. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to know whatever weird site you have that.

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Speaker 1: It is a weird site. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning, and it's more of a weird radio

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Speaker 1: show than anything. What are you talking about. I don't

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Speaker 1: even just talking about. I don't work at your company.

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Speaker 1: My name is actually Jose from Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, your co worker Charlie set you up.

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Speaker 1: You told him that you would ask the company for

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Speaker 1: like a new computer, so you wanted to screw with you.

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Speaker 1: That was so weird. Yeah, weird, like googling your mom

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Speaker 1: is hot and dad. That's that's only WEIRDO. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's all awful of it's why would you anyway? I

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Speaker 1: gotta go. I just realized I need to delete a

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Speaker 1: lot of browser history on my work Oh no, week

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Speaker 1: up every morning with weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning,