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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to help save the

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Speaker 1: bee population by creating a new product called b kinis

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Speaker 1: a tiny two piece to help female bees look sexier

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Speaker 1: and attract more virile males. A.

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Speaker 2: It's just tough to tie those bikini straps. Maurice's stand

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Speaker 2: with just hives of bees everywhere. I bet the wings,

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Speaker 2: get it? Yeah, you tied it above or below the wings.

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Speaker 1: He has to figure it out. But once he does,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna take off. With Laser Stories, the segment where

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Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

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Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser. These other

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Speaker 1: honey holes just don't. This first laser story is out

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Speaker 1: of Oregon. Forty seven year old woman named Jennifer Holmes

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Speaker 1: was arrested recently after she started a fire.

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Speaker 2: Hey, nobody got tempered it. Oh my god, let's not

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Speaker 2: do that.

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Speaker 1: But it was the way she did it which made

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Speaker 1: the news because Jennifer was driving a bakery truck with

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Speaker 1: Nana's Sweet Treats written on the side when she rolled

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Speaker 1: up to a U haul parking lot and began siphoning gas.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, my god, the title of her company

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Speaker 2: does not match up with what she did.

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Speaker 1: So she's sucking out fuel through a long tube then

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Speaker 1: getting it to flow into her tank and it was

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Speaker 1: working but taking a while, so to help pass the

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Speaker 1: time while doing that, Jennifer lit up a cigarette.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, right, my god.

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Speaker 1: That sparked a fire, which eventually spread to a second

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Speaker 1: U haul And it got even more dramatic because by

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Speaker 1: the time the cops got there, the flaming van's drive

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Speaker 1: line burned out, causing it to roll down into a tree. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so Jennifer, Jennifer and her bakery truck weren't.

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Speaker 2: On the scene when the police showed up. Buns. Does

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Speaker 2: not sound like she was injured.

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Speaker 1: However, she was caught on surveillance video and was later

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Speaker 1: tracked down.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty hard to miss a giant bakery. It's not

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Speaker 2: the best getaway carmaking did have. Guess.

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Speaker 1: She has been charged with second degree arson, first degree

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Speaker 1: criminal mischief, and reckless burning. Cops say she probably would

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Speaker 1: have gotten away with it if she didn't light up

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Speaker 1: a cigarette while she was stealing gas, but she did,

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Speaker 1: so good chance she's going to prison.

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Speaker 2: Because of it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's like cops for the Food Network. His next

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Speaker 1: Lazer story is out of Northern Ontario. If you find

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Speaker 1: a baby bear on the side of the road, what should.

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Speaker 2: You do it? No? No, leave it alone, in as

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Speaker 2: close as you can and take a pot. Don't touch it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I woll Two men driving in Canada

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Speaker 1: found one and they decided to pick him up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you guys talking about?

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Speaker 1: It is a wild animal, it needs his mom, it

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Speaker 1: needs all the things.

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Speaker 2: Leave it alone.

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Speaker 1: Twenty seven years old Leif Thomas and his buddy Eli

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Speaker 1: had been cruising in a van when they saw the

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Speaker 1: little guy by a bush near the side of the road,

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Speaker 1: so they pulled over, grabbed him and took off.

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Speaker 2: Drive by bear nappy. Yeah not good.

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Speaker 1: Then they went on the ultimate road trip, driving for

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Speaker 1: ten hours with their furry new passenger. Doesn't the bear

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom in that amount of tall Well?

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Speaker 1: Probably because along the way they fed the bear tacos

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Speaker 2: Bear's living the good life. Now they get the bear

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Speaker 2: of Baja blasts.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully, and they took pictures of the three of them

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Speaker 1: having the best time ever, posted it all to social media,

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Speaker 1: and when they finally made it to their destination, local

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Speaker 1: police got wind of the bear, probably from all the

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Speaker 1: taco bell and then they pulled over their van. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: officers counted the rappers. It appeared the bear had eaten

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Speaker 1: more than tea tacos.

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Speaker 2: Who I don't know if that's a lot or a

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Speaker 2: little bit for a bear.

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Speaker 1: I have no like prior judge, he's going to be

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Speaker 1: so bored going back to his old food. Yeah. The

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Speaker 1: four month old cub did not have any visible injuries,

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Speaker 1: but wildlife officials said he was lethargic and stressed from the.

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Speaker 2: Van ride or from the taco bell.

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Speaker 1: And he was given lots of space to decompress. And

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Speaker 1: it's now in custody of a bear rescue ground. Well,

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Speaker 1: they gave him the uros too, like you want to

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Speaker 1: have the whole taco bell experience.

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Speaker 2: He finds his mom important.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of Tiny Toddlertown, USA. Pretty

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Speaker 1: Much everything is digital and mobile these days, but business

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Speaker 1: cards are still a thing, even at the playground.

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Speaker 2: What a woman on TikTok parents.

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Speaker 1: The woman on TikTok's going viral for talking about how

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Speaker 1: parents can help kids make friends by making playdate. Business

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Speaker 1: cards are always complaining. You say you do a play day,

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Speaker 1: and then as it happened like, I'm like, yeah, because

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Speaker 1: I got my own social life too.

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Speaker 2: It's mom a balance.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. She decided to hype the idea after she received

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Speaker 1: one and says it's making coordinating her kids hangouts so

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Speaker 1: much easier for her.

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Speaker 2: Because on them you can get the parents contact info

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Speaker 2: and even include.

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Speaker 1: Stuff like a photo, roadblocks, user names, interests, and websites.

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Speaker 2: Here's what mortnight han' just it's smart.

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Speaker 1: So of course parents often link with other parents through

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Speaker 1: birthday invite, school events and exchanging numbers at a park.

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Speaker 1: But these are actually business cards that people have made

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Speaker 1: online for their kids to exchange.

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Speaker 2: It's definitely type A parents.

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Speaker 1: This woman suggests you can order them through your local staples.

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Speaker 2: Oh thank you, thank you. Yeah, not gonna happen, but

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Speaker 2: she is going to be president of.

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Speaker 1: This Next laser story is out of Festive Fall Headquarters.

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Speaker 1: I know it feels like twenty eighteen all over again,

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Speaker 1: because we've been talking about pumpkin spice a.

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Speaker 2: Lot on this show. We really have, and it's just

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Speaker 2: not going away. Good to do it again.

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Speaker 1: I say this because Google released some data on the

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Speaker 1: inedible pumpkin spice scent and stuff that Americans are searching

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Speaker 1: for online right.

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Speaker 2: Now, and well some of it it's pretty bizarre.

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Speaker 1: For example, people in Montana are specifically looking for pumpkin

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Speaker 1: spice body butter. Yeah yeah, they want the body butter, specifically.

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Speaker 2: Yeasts. It's actually butter. It's got butter in it.

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Speaker 1: So Arkansas searching for pumpkin spice toothpaste, and in North

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Speaker 1: Carolina people want pumpkin spice toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: I'm not talking, this is a real thing.

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Speaker 1: Not surprisingly, many other states want pumpkin spice candles. New

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Speaker 1: York is specifically looking for wax melts.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, basically like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, you

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Speaker 2: don't have enough friends that did in mid level marketing schemes,

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Speaker 2: so maybe you don't know. It sounds like something that

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Speaker 2: they would sell a jack in the box jacks wax melts,

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Speaker 2: get them while it lasts.

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Speaker 1: And then in Connecticut, the top pumpkin spice related search

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Speaker 1: is candle in a mug.

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Speaker 2: It's just a candle you can carry around. I guess

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Speaker 2: it's got a handle handle.

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Speaker 1: Other states are searching for pumpkin spice clothing.

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Speaker 2: And then of course there's Florida.

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Speaker 1: We made a joke about this about a month ago,

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Speaker 1: but Floridians are really Google searching pumpkin spice cat litter.

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Speaker 1: Oh first, yeah, that's where I watch, which.

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Speaker 2: Is great for them. But here's the question.

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Speaker 1: Why is nobody buying pumpkin spice prophylactics.

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Speaker 2: There's a couple of reasons.

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Speaker 1: Joy, this guy smells like fall, doesn't him all over

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Speaker 1: his backseat. And that's how means Laser Stories has come

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Speaker 1: to an end of the day. We'll do it again

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Speaker 1: the same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,