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Speaker 2: If the worm who say to let it laugh?

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Speaker 3: Welcome back.

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Speaker 4: It's a brahand new episode. This is Laughing Me the

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Speaker 4: Podcast one fifty with Jeremy Oderman.

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Speaker 3: I'm your host.

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Speaker 2: Jeremy stares at the stats, hands shaken over takeout boxes.

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Speaker 2: Johnny's already mapping hotels on a napkin with crazy crosses.

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Speaker 2: They quit jobs a kind and tell their bosses catch

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Speaker 2: the show. Boss just shrugs, Oh, it's funny, Johnny grants.

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Speaker 4: Y'all never earned up. That's Joe and you heard that right.

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Speaker 4: This is episode one five zero. What an accomplishment, Johnny.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations sir. Something to be celebrated for sure. And we've

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Speaker 4: got a good one for you, a very fun episode.

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Speaker 4: We've got a couple special guests with us. We've got

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Speaker 4: calling in via phone here in just a bit. It's

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Speaker 4: gonna be my brother Kyle. Also, we've got the twenty

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Speaker 4: twenty five guests of the Year, Eric Larson, and it's

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Speaker 4: gonna be it's gonna be a really fun episode.

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Speaker 3: That's all all.

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Speaker 4: I gotta say one fifty thank you so much to

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Speaker 4: everybody who downloads, follows, subscribes, and listens, and to the haters.

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Speaker 3: Baby, we're still here.

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Speaker 1: Ei them fits in front of me, I can handle it,

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Speaker 1: but if it's like off to my side, or if

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Speaker 1: you can't even sit next to somebody who's eating it.

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Speaker 1: And granted, I mean you sit next people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, I get you're saying.

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Speaker 1: But like, if I'm in an office, I hate having

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Speaker 4: Is it the actual like the spit like the or

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Speaker 1: The repetitive stuff? But like that's one reason too, I

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get those things.

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Speaker 4: But uh, we've got Eric Larsen returning. He is a

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Speaker 1: He is the fifth.

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Speaker 4: Speaker at Central, a former Fantasy Football champion and twenty

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Speaker 4: twenty five Guest of the Year. Ladies and Gentlemen, the

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Speaker 4: return of Eric Larson. Yes, people thought maybe you'd been

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Speaker 4: Shadow Band from the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that is the truth to that.

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Speaker 4: I mean, there's no truth to the Shadow Band, but

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Speaker 1: It's it's been a long time since I've been on.

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Speaker 4: I really don't think it's been that long.

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Speaker 4: Three weeks is probably legit. Yeah, I was like, when's

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Speaker 4: Hey, Sirius set a timer.

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Speaker 4: Just get this bad boy gone. We've actually we got

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Speaker 4: five cereals of all time, like our favorites. These are

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Speaker 4: but you're but you're you're bringing it.

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Speaker 4: I don't remember defending them, but in today's world, I

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Speaker 1: I've been asking for more representation of clowns I have.

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Speaker 4: You like me in the music, Give it to me

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Speaker 1: No, he's not a clown.

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Speaker 4: It kind of goes in waves, right, People with knives

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Speaker 4: I take that as a compliment that I ever reap.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I've never told this story before, but one time

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Speaker 4: I should have came right. I laughed. It's what I

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Speaker 1: But you should have just been like, cut cut cut,

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Speaker 1: I got something you like, be Rabbit. Yo.

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Speaker 4: I just had mom spaghetti for dinner.

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Speaker 1: With that? What?

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Speaker 4: So when you're in that situation, do you just leave unannounced?

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it's it's almost like when you need to let

440
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,919
Speaker 1: a fart go. Yeah, like, all right, let me just

441
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,199
Speaker 1: kind of separate from the group. Eric, you're falling behind,

442
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,480
Speaker 1: all catch up. I'll catch up in a bit.

443
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 4: You know, you separate from the group when you got

444
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 4: a fart.

445
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 1: I mean I probably would.

446
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,880
Speaker 4: I'm here to tell you I'm not much.

447
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm not much of a public farter. I mean, if

448
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 1: I don't know that it's gonna be quiet, I normally

449
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 1: will refrain.

450
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,199
Speaker 4: You've murdered people before with your farts. Yeah that was

451
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 4: years ago, so you've grown.

452
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to. I like to think I'm a

453
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 1: little bit more respectful of people's space and sensory.

454
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 4: Can I tell you all my thoughts about the payphone?

455
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,640
Speaker 1: Are we still talking about the payphone?

456
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 4: I never even got to my thoughts.

457
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,919
Speaker 1: All right, continue with the bit how dirty were those bitches?

458
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 1: Like who's cleaning those? And when?

459
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 4: I never ever in my life thought about that during

460
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 4: the peak of payphones, But today, when I'm sick, I

461
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 4: was I was thinking, I'm like payphones, payphones, I've I've

462
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,640
Speaker 4: who was cleaning those and when? And how often they

463
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 4: had to have been disgusting?

464
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of like the it's the famous George Carlin

465
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,120
Speaker 1: bit where he talks about how he never got sick

466
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,879
Speaker 1: as a kid, right because he was swimming in the

467
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 1: Hudson River, which was like the dirtiest river in the world.

468
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,640
Speaker 1: It's just like that was was just another immunity challenge

469
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,399
Speaker 1: that your body would just you know, was used to

470
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 1: that much dirt and show it up and spit it out. Oh,

471
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 1: discuss us. When there's a dramatic payphone scene in shows,

472
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 1: they love to do them in the pouring rain, so

473
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: you'd have to think that some of that rain gets

474
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, or you know, maybe there's some humidity

475
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,439
Speaker 1: in the air and somebody's gonna use their sleeve to

476
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 1: like clean the phone off a bit.

477
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,640
Speaker 4: You just and there's another thought, the rain on those

478
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 4: payphones and the moisture getting in there. But yet today's world,

479
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 4: like just like last week, my my cell phone. All

480
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 4: I did was I'm out, I'm out walking around. It's

481
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 4: not raining, I'm not wet, my clothes aren't wet. I

482
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 4: had my phone in my pocket. I did have headphones,

483
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 4: like a wired headphone, like plugged in, and it was

484
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 4: giving me an alert that there was moisture found in

485
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 4: the in the phone, so I had to stop using it,

486
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,399
Speaker 4: unplug it. Oh wow, I've never seen that ever before.

487
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 4: But pay phones, I've had that before.

488
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: Horror. Yeah, but a.

489
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 4: Million years of payphones and I'm you know, and they're

490
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 4: getting wet and whatnot and they still work. And then

491
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 4: the cell phone one time maybe got a little bit

492
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 4: moisture somehow, and it's like, what are you doing, Like,

493
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 4: come on, what are we doing here? Come on, Elon

494
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 4: fix it?

495
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 1: Does Elon make phones? Now?

496
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 4: I would assume I don't know what isn't he doing?

497
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 4: I saw right before you came over he was, because

498
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 4: he's putting his SpaceX public and when he does that,

499
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 4: he'll be the first trillionaire. Great, how crazy is that?

500
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 4: What's he gonna do with all that money?

501
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: Yep, assume the same thing he's doing now with.

502
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 4: Just pitch it on Twitter yeaheah, sit on it.

503
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: You should do something with it. It's kind of like

504
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: you know, the Lord of the Rings or whatever, where

505
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: the dragons got the big pile of gold that he

506
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: just sits on. I mean, that's that's gotta be it, right.

507
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 4: Is he modern day Screwge McDuck.

508
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,119
Speaker 1: He's getting close.

509
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, m hm, that's that's And it's funny because as

510
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 4: a kid, it's like, oh, yeah, I want to be

511
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 4: scoogming duck. I want to be swimming around in my coins.

512
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 4: But then when you're older and you like are doing

513
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 4: this comparison of who Scrooge mc duck is like, well,

514
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 4: I don't want to be that motherfucker, Like that's yeah,

515
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 4: that's wild.

516
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I just want to know how he swims

517
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 1: in all those coins. That seems like the coins would

518
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: be too heavy for him to dive into.

519
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 4: They would be because you know, we all we grew

520
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 4: up another dirty ass thing. We grew up jumping in

521
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 4: them ball pits. I would assume you did.

522
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 3: Did you go on adult ball pets?

523
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

524
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 4: Okay, I love the ball pit dirty as hell, I'm assuming. Yeah,

525
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 4: And uh, that was hard enough swimming in and out

526
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 4: of and jumping in and out of. Imagine a whole

527
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 4: big ass thing of coins.

528
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: I kind of want to do, like an adult ball pit.

529
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 4: They have those?

530
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 1: You want to go? Yes, yes, absolutely want to do.

531
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: While we wait for Kyle or.

532
00:25:59,160 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 3: I don't even know.

533
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: Gyle's gonna get on, He's gonna be like, all right,

534
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: well I'm ready to talk about Cereal? Uh new plan

535
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: talking ballpit? Oh? I'm sorry? Are you you're on your phone?

536
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: You're busy? Oh yeah, I was just this is your show.

537
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is my show, and.

538
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,479
Speaker 1: You brought me here. You told me we're gonna talk

539
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: about Cereal. Now we have to fill twenty plus minutes

540
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: with conversation.

541
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're going on about something ballpits.

542
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 3: And I so I was like, well.

543
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,199
Speaker 1: Just you were with you were on the ballpit DISCUSSI

544
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: check you say that you were not check out my email?

545
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 3: What do you want me to do?

546
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: Who could possibly be emailing you?

547
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 3: Do you get busy?

548
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 4: Do you ever get busy? I'm working right now. You

549
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 4: said it, it's your show. I'm literally working right now.

550
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 4: This is my time to check my email.

551
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 3: What do you do when you're at work?

552
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: Work?

553
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 4: There you go, here you go. I'm assume checking your emails.

554
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: Checking my fantasy baseball scores.

555
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 4: You're doing work?

556
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: Set in my lineup?

557
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 4: How's that going?

558
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:17,679
Speaker 1: First place?

559
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 4: There you go? Congrats.

560
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: Kind of a big deal. It's a big deal.

561
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 4: Have you started fantasy football prep yet?

562
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: No? Me neither.

563
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 4: I'm more hyped for like golf that morning Draft day

564
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 4: than I am the draft right now. And I'll get

565
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 4: to that point where I'm excited for the draft right now.

566
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that. This really explains your you know,

567
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 1: record in the league last couple of couple of years.

568
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you for clarifying last couple of years.

569
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a two time champion.

570
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

571
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,360
Speaker 1: You've kind of you've kind of joined the crew of

572
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: just like loudly proclaiming I've done zero prep.

573
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 4: I have done that the last couple of years, and

574
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 4: I'm not out of it. I don't know why I

575
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 4: even say it. I think I say as a preface

576
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 4: of guys, don't expect much from me. I'm not your thread.

577
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: I mean we're big on the reverse jinks. The reverse

578
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: jinks is a very real thing in that league. So

579
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: to make yourself seem like you don't deserve it is

580
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: just positioning yourself. Yeah, to you know, have those fantasy

581
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: gods on your side.

582
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 4: What are you gonna do? What are you gonna what

583
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 4: are you really gonna do? What are you gonna do?

584
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 3: What are you gonna do?

585
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: Recording a live show and you're checking your email like Jesus,

586
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: like have you so, Like let's say you found like

587
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,959
Speaker 1: a really good email, and then you'd have to, you know,

588
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: share it with me, like, hey, here's what I got

589
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: on the email, Like you're a run into that before

590
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: we're like, you know, we'll be at the baseball game,

591
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: let's say, and you get like a really funny text,

592
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: but it's I'm a different friend group, but you laugh

593
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: and I'm just like what what are you talking about?

594
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: Like what is happening here? So then it's like you

595
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: almost have to like share like the lore, the story,

596
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: Like you have to give like a you know, hey

597
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: I work with this guy he once ran over a raccoon,

598
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: and because of that, we always refer to it as

599
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: you know, flat raccoon anytime, flat raccoon.

600
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I love that because it's so true, and

601
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 4: especially when you're in person with people a gold topic

602
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 4: that they're unaware of. They didn't live, they're not living currently.

603
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 4: There's no monetary value to that. You just you know,

604
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 4: when you can bring something to the table like that.

605
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: It's a bit of a humble brag. Yeah, it really is. Hey,

606
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm hanging out with you right now, but I've got

607
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: really good friends. So that's even like showing how much

608
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: esteem that I hold you in is like, yeah, look

609
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: at how cool these other friends that I have are, Yeah,

610
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: in comparison to you, they like, I tell them this

611
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: wacky I tell you wacky stories from them.

612
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 4: And quid backstory on who they are and why this

613
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 4: is gold. But and then after that, because you're holding court,

614
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,239
Speaker 4: then and then after that it's like and then this

615
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 4: is what they sent, and then it's big laughs, and

616
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 4: then the anticipation of what else you got, like is

617
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 4: there more?

618
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: Like?

619
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 4: Is there more coming?

620
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: Like?

621
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 3: What's the deal here?

622
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: This is almost now now that we're kind of you know,

623
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: discussing this or I've got that out in the open.

624
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: You know what this is. This is the adult version

625
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: of like when you're younger and you're like high school

626
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: college days and just like, well, I'm gonna text I'm

627
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: gonna text that girl. Yeah, I kind of so you

628
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: kind of get your boys around.

629
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 3: You get your boys.

630
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, I saw you in class today. I

631
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: thought your red shirt was really cool. All right, guys

632
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: like you workshop it right? Well, no, no, no, why

633
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: why you shouted like a stalker. Don't say that. Yeah,

634
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: it was just say like, hey, I saw you wear

635
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: in an AC D Sea shirt last week. You want

636
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: to listen to some last week.

637
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 4: That's more of Stoker to reference last week.

638
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm coming up with this on the top of my head.

639
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 4: I don't get red shirt. It was funny. You're like

640
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 4: red shirt and it's like, no, it wasn't red, it

641
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 4: was blue. Like that work, because you know everybody's especially

642
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 4: when you're work shopping, it not everybody has the same

643
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 4: like memory or or like situation of what happened. So

644
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 4: then you get the different opinions, and then it's like, well.

645
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: What the hell, what am I going to say?

646
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,719
Speaker 4: What are we gonna do and then are you even

647
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 4: say anything? We grew up at a time where cell

648
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 4: phones in high school were pretty non existent, right, did

649
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 4: we any of our friends? We didn't, Right, it wasn'till college.

650
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean college. I feel like one of our

651
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: friends had a pager page.

652
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 4: Did you ever have a pager worked or anything? Yeah?

653
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 4: I didn't either. I knew how they worked, but I

654
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 4: don't even know that I've ever even paiged somebody.

655
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: Oh I had. My dad had a pager for years.

656
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 3: Oh your dad did so?

657
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, if I need to get a hold

658
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: of them, my page and the home phone.

659
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 4: Number, and you would just send the number and then

660
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 4: he would call.

661
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: He would see the number and he'd just be like, well,

662
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 1: that's my home phone number.

663
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 4: I need to call home.

664
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll call home.

665
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 4: Did he Did you ever do that as a prank

666
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 4: and just like what's up? Dad? Like, I don't what

667
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 4: do you want? I don't?

668
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you don't. You don't prank page.

669
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 4: It seems like something I would do if I knew

670
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 4: about this.

671
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I think if I think if because there

672
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: was codes that you had on the old pagers, oh okay,

673
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,479
Speaker 1: because it was like kind of like it was kind

674
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: of like a calculator. I mean, you could type boobies

675
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: in on there and send it to somebody, and I

676
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: guess that would be kind of like a prank page.

677
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: Like they would look it up and they'd go and

678
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: then they would go look to the people around him

679
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: and they'd just be like, Oh, I got this really

680
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: funny page. Let me explain this, Let me explain. I'm

681
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: pretty sure this is from Jeremy. He ran over a

682
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: raccoon about a year ago.

683
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 4: Flatten the thing page me boobies.

684
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

685
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 4: Do you think kids these days still do boobies? I

686
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 4: hope so I do too, I really do. I don't

687
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 4: want to ask my kids, but then I'm like, oh, should.

688
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: I kind of approach from the side, like say, yeah, kids, Uh,

689
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: you guys ever seen a calculator.

690
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 4: Because they are boobies in the calculator?

691
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: What about eight zero zero eight five? Is that funny

692
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: to you? I mean, do you see where I'm going

693
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: with this? Yeah?

694
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 4: I do want to ask, but then I don't, like,

695
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 4: I kind of want to just I don't know, how

696
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 4: do you how do you find out something like that?

697
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: At some point you're gonna I mean, this seems like

698
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: a great lead in for the talk. Yeah, so you

699
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: should probably have that that talk with you?

700
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 4: Should I start it with? Yeah, that's a natural way

701
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 4: to start it. You ever seen eight zero zero eight

702
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 4: five on a calculator?

703
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: How did it make you feel?

704
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 4: What an amazing way to start the conversation that that

705
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 4: actually makes a lot of sense that. I think that's

706
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 4: how I'm gonna go about it because it's funny and

707
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 4: it kind of breaks the ice, and then from there,

708
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,760
Speaker 4: you know, you get into the nitty gritty of it. Right,

709
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:15,280
Speaker 4: that's so much gritty, too much gritty.

710
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, just skip that spot, Just skip that.

711
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 4: It was let natural things happen.

712
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: I guess Hey, for right now, we're gonna keep the

713
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: conversation above the waist one.

714
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 4: That's great speaking above the waist. I need a haircut, dude,

715
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 4: your cut bad? How did you get your haircut?

716
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: Four weeks? Oh?

717
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 3: You're on You have schedules?

718
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 4: Oh my, that's that's legit. I think that would probably

719
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 4: keep I need a schedule. Do you have like a

720
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 4: like a like a gal? You have like a person?

721
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's been cut my hair since high school?

722
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 4: So no shit? Oh where do you go? Or are

723
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 4: you gate keeping that because I've never heard of you

724
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 4: having a schedule or a gal. I've known you forever.

725
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: She just like rents a spot at one of those

726
00:34:59,160 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: big salons.

727
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, you go to salon even you know, did you

728
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 4: trim your beard? No eyebrows?

729
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, but every other time?

730
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 4: How do you feel about that?

731
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: When they I love it when they do it.

732
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 4: Oh really, it's every time I get asked, I instantly

733
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 4: feel old and know there's a problem, and I just.

734
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: Decline, why would that be a problem because something's going

735
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: on with your eyebrows?

736
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 4: Do you not get the long ass ones that just

737
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 4: like the like the the stranglers, the ones that go rogue,

738
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 4: and they're like three times as long as the rest

739
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 4: of the hair on your eyebrow.

740
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: Never on the eyebrow.

741
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 4: I've got three that get wicked, and you know that's

742
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 4: how I find out they're wicked.

743
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: I get about four of those on the chest that's

744
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: your chest hair. Yeah, well I'm not and I'm not

745
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: very like hairy on the chest. So I always hope

746
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: that those hairs would grow long enough that at some

747
00:35:53,719 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: point I do like a comb over. I've never heard.

748
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 3: The chest come over.

749
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 4: That's incredible. Yeah, yeah, and so it's never happened, but

750
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 4: this is what you're hoping.

751
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 1: No, no, no, as soon as I become aware of them, yeah, normally,

752
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 1: like what the hell is this six inch hair that's

753
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: growing up?

754
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 4: So does your does your gal cut that too?

755
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 1: Or did you take care of it's you know, it's

756
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: a public building. But I stripped down right when I

757
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: get in there, and I say number two, whole body.

758
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,760
Speaker 1: She takes care of just clip chest hair.

759
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 4: And it's not even needed. It's You're not like in

760
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 4: a wax situation. You're in a pluck situation with your

761
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 4: chest air.

762
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: Well. I mean I grew up with Seinfeld like you did,

763
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,399
Speaker 1: and I was always under the impression that the more

764
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: you shaved it, the you know, more hair would growing

765
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: more comes back. Yeah, still still wait for that to

766
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: kick in.

767
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 4: Oh, you'll be proud of this. Let's talking to uh

768
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 4: today and she YadA YadA YadA being it in a

769
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 4: story she was telling you.

770
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: Did you were like you skipped the best part?

771
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 3: I like, you skipped it?

772
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 4: You can't YadA YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA YadA me. And

773
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 4: I'm like that was incredible. Yeah, the girl she's growing

774
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 4: up when you can YadA YadA YadA at the best.

775
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: Well, here's your other opening. Now you don't even need

776
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: to get to the below the waist talk. You could

777
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: just do the above waist and then YadA YadA YadA.

778
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: Don't ever do this. Don't do this.

779
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, No, that's a real thing. I need a

780
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 4: I need a haircut because I need that fresh hutt feeling.

781
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: It's it's like, it's like really somber there.

782
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 4: That's a high eye chase. Like you get that fresh cut,

783
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 4: you just you get it for a good day or

784
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 4: two day and a half. You're riding that high. Nothing

785
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 4: could stop you.

786
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: Do you get your haircut by the same person?

787
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 4: No?

788
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: Are you just going there?

789
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:03,439
Speaker 4: I just go to Great And there's one specific gal.

790
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 4: We call her Bad Haircut Lady, and when she's working,

791
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 4: it's a gamble. You're gonna get her or not. If

792
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 4: you get her, you know what's up.

793
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 1: You just know what's up.

794
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 4: You're gonna get a bad haircut and it's gonna take forever.

795
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: So I'm concerned. I'm concerned about your inconsistent haircuts.

796
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 4: Thank you, I am too.

797
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: So what I want you to do next time you

798
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 1: go to get your haircut. I want you to bring

799
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: a big like the red clown nose, Like, have one

800
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: of those in your pocket. So, assuming that you get

801
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:35,720
Speaker 1: matched up with the non bad haircut lady, assuming hand

802
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: the nose to the hair technician and say, hey, i'd

803
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 1: really appreciate it if you wore this clown nose while

804
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: you cut my hair. Why And if they say yes,

805
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: I will do that for you, the customer, they put

806
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,720
Speaker 1: the nose on, then you, you know, get your haircut

807
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: like normal. Yeah, you say at the end, like, hey,

808
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: really like if you cut my hair all the time,

809
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 1: and they'd be like, because you know that they're game.

810
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 4: They're game now, they're game for anything. They put the

811
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 4: nose on.

812
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So then they're obviously going to be flattered.

813
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: They're gonna be like, this is the appreciation, the recognition

814
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: that I've always wanted from my art. Yeah. And so

815
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: the next time you come four weeks later, you bring

816
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: them some white face paint.

817
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I see what you're going with this. Yeah,

818
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 4: we're gonna bring the clowns back.

819
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: You're gonna bring that clown back, yep, because what could

820
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 1: be better than getting your hair cut by a clown?

821
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 4: There's no there's no high better than getting that fresh

822
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 4: cut by a clown like that would be peak.

823
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: You would else would be peak if Kyle would call Yeah, yeah,

824
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm kind of out of angles to pursue on the clown.

825
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 4: I think it's interesting that you chose to clown this

826
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,959
Speaker 4: instead of giving me the number of your cut lady,

827
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 4: Like your haircut lad, like you were seriously gatekeeping this gal.

828
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 4: I've never heard of her all the years we've known

829
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 4: each other, and you still are talking haircuts. You're still

830
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 4: not even proposing the idea that I get my haircut

831
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 4: by this gal. You are going to the point of

832
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 4: suggesting I clown my current ones.

833
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 1: They're even your current ones. They're just the people that

834
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 1: you rent and just people that work there. You don't

835
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: have a relationship with these people.

836
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 4: That's a good point. I keep texting Kyle, how many

837
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 4: how many times in a row? You suppose I can

838
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 4: text a person before I'm a psychopath?

839
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: Uh So I think three?

840
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll be hooked. Yeah.

841
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: I think if you text them five times, you're pretty

842
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: much like restricted by law, like you can't text them again,

843
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: Like they're gonna block me until they acknowledge.

844
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 4: You for harassment. Yeah, okay, there's probably a black and.

845
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 3: White law on that somewhere.

846
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,240
Speaker 4: It's got to be a precedent.

847
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: They had that that gal that got r and found

848
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: guilty of like stocking because she's sent it was like

849
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty eight thousand texts, like in the

850
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 1: space of a year one guy, like after one date.

851
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 4: And with zero responses back.

852
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Jesus, But like, what would you do in

853
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: that situation?

854
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 4: Which side am I on? Am I the person texting

855
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 4: or the person not texting? Because if I'm the person

856
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 4: texting and is that much, I think I keep the

857
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 4: bit going.

858
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying, Like if I was receiving them,

859
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: I think I keep the bit going. I think that

860
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: would be my contribution to the show. Would just be like,

861
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 1: all right, Eric, it's been three weeks since you've been

862
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: on the show. You know, what's she talking about? Meal prep?

863
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: She's sending me a lot of stuff about her meal

864
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: prep and uh, you know, apparently I'm the son of

865
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: a bit.

866
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, that's uh yeah, I And that's the thing.

867
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 4: I totally get both sides of it. Of you kind

868
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 4: of just keep it going with zero response from the

869
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 4: guy who's not responding or gal whoever it is yet.

870
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well that makes sense that you

871
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: have that because you're kind of a little bit of

872
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: hopeless romantic. Like I remember you hopeless romantic. I remember

873
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 1: you're going crazy for that that story about the you know,

874
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: that astronaut and that love triangle that like were diapers

875
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: that they could drive for like a thousand miles.

876
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 4: H m hmm.

877
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing.

878
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 4: There's nothing wrong with that. How cool would that be.

879
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: To wear an adult drive diaper while driving a car

880
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: and you just go, yeah, that is super romantic. You

881
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: just go like like you get the boom box, Like

882
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,760
Speaker 1: you get there, you get the boom box.

883
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 3: You lift it over there.

884
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, you play the song right and then ask for

885
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,479
Speaker 1: a shower? Yeah, yeah, ask what they got a place

886
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: for you to?

887
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 3: Uh what would be uh you get the big hug yo.

888
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: She let's say let's say that the situation did end

889
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: in that way. Yeah, you get the big hug and everything. Yeah,

890
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: I mean you can't tell them or could you? Is

891
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: that part of the stick? Would you find it romantic

892
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: if somebody you don't.

893
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 4: Tell them until they've they've get forgiven you for whatever

894
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 4: is happening. So then you get the big hug. You've

895
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 4: ever You've done it right, You've done all the driving,

896
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 4: all these miles, You've pissed yourself. And depending on the situation,

897
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 4: like I would have had to ship myself.

898
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: I mean, we know this.

899
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 3: And then you get there, and then.

900
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 4: You give the big speech. You're working on the speech.

901
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 4: You give the big speech. She comes out, she hugs you.

902
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 4: You're gonna smell. You apologize for the smell. Ask if

903
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 4: you can use the shower, right.

904
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: Dam But what do you do with the diaper? Then?

905
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 3: Oh, you take it outside?

906
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, you may get hosed off.

907
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 3: Maybe.

908
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,240
Speaker 1: Hey, now that all is forgiven.

909
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 4: Now I'm not stripped down.

910
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, this isn't sexual, but I'm just stripped down. Get

911
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: a little bit more spray there, Uh so feel a

912
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: little a little more spread there? Where is Kyle?

913
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 4: He's you know, this started as a very fun top

914
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 4: five serial talk, and it's very quickly driven into you know,

915
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 4: wearing diapers and clowns, and it's it's really concerning for

916
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 4: the pod. I don't I don't know where to go.

917
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really don't know how you end this one.

918
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 4: And I was I really wanted to save this for

919
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 4: later to tell you because this is kind of a

920
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 4: big deal. But this is episode one hundred and fifty.

921
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, which is a.

922
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,879
Speaker 4: Major milestone for any podcast, let alone this this little guy,

923
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 4: and one fifty is being spent talking about diapers and

924
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 4: clowns and waiting for Kyle. Is this is that good?

925
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 3: Is that bad?

926
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 4: I don't know where to go with this?

927
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, there's been some highs in those one hundred

928
00:44:59,160 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: and fifty episodes.

929
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 4: There has been what's your favorite, what's your favorite moment?

930
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: Spent some lows here, you know, you give me your highs.

931
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: That was exciting, You give me some highs.

932
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is a low.

933
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: This is a low. When Tiger King gets out of jail,

934
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: when he finally gets his pardon and he's on again,

935
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: You're gonna have so much to catch him up on.

936
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 4: We're gonna do you even know what has happened since

937
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,919
Speaker 4: you've been gone? And then Kelly Clarkson will walk.

938
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 1: In, got he would he would have opinions on clowns,

939
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: He would have opinions. Out of all the guests that

940
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 1: you've had, yeah, I think I think Joe Exotic would

941
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: probably have the most well developed so.

942
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,280
Speaker 3: He used to tour.

943
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 4: He would take his zoo right, his petting zoo, and he's.

944
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: Probably employed a clown. He can probably tell you what

945
00:45:59,080 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: a clown makes.

946
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 4: Well, he probably could.

947
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 1: But that was my points.

948
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 4: Like he he used to tour and go to malls

949
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 4: and stuff, and like people would pet you know, he'd

950
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 4: do his show and people would pet him. And this

951
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 4: is like in the.

952
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 1: Eighties, you wouldn't pet the tigers. They wouldn't pet.

953
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 3: They, they would not petka.

954
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 4: Yeah that's the only that's yeah, only his husbands, but

955
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 4: the he would he would take his animals right and

956
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 4: do his show in the eighties and nineties. But then

957
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 4: you would think he had clowns opening for him. Maybe,

958
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 4: like to your point, he probably hired clowns. That would

959
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 4: be a perfect opener. Like that's a circus, you think

960
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 4: a clown. Maybe that's why clowns are dying because there's

961
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 4: no not as many circuses, you know.

962
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were gonna go the angle that

963
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 1: maybe jugs out have been feeding the clowns to the tigers.

964
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 4: No, I that's a that's that bitch, Carroll Baskt.

965
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: I was talking about valleys. I think we've definitely what

966
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: would you say say that the theme of these one

967
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty episodes of ben Well bringing up twenty

968
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: twenty COVID pop culture references the astronaut in the diapers,

969
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: the tiger King Juggalos.

970
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,359
Speaker 4: That was the first thing that popped in my head

971
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 4: after I said that bitch Carol Baskin was twenty twenty.

972
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 4: J Oh, that's so funny. Well, I don't know if

973
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 4: Kyle's calling, but Cereal though, I don't even want to

974
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 4: get into it at this point without Kyle.

975
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 3: So do we shelve it?

976
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 4: I think we're going to have to, Yeah, because otherwise

977
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 4: we're going to go on for another hour, either waiting

978
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 4: for Kyle or talking Cereal with Kyle. And I just

979
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 4: don't have it in me.

980
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: Really, uh, really, poor you, the poor forum on Kyle's part.

981
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:52,760
Speaker 4: You got anything to promote?

982
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 3: Oh, let me ask you this.

983
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 4: I've been asking everybody at the end of the of

984
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 4: the episodes lately. I famously my shower song is a

985
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 4: thong song by Cisco. What is your go to shower

986
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 4: song that you sing?

987
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: Excuse me, what's your go to?

988
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 4: What song do you go to in the shower that

989
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 4: you sing? Often when you're in the shower.

990
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't normally sing in the shower.

991
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 4: Oh, you're just you get down to business. You don't

992
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 4: do you play music at all? No, so you're just

993
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 4: your raw dog in it.

994
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you could say that.

995
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 4: I am.

996
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm never normally not eve been in the mood

997
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 1: for music until I've got at least a cup of coffee.

998
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:33,240
Speaker 3: Okay.

999
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 4: Oh, so you only shower morning time, so you've never had,

1000
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 4: like I guess you've probably showered outside of the morning

1001
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 4: before I have. You know, you've never turned on some tunes.

1002
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: I've never felt like singing.

1003
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 4: You've had a shower beer before I have. Yeah, okay,

1004
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 4: and you've never thought about singing then?

1005
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: No?

1006
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well there you go. It's not for everybody.

1007
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 1: I guess.

1008
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 4: I like to belt out the thong song, don't.

1009
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just it's different for everybody. Other

1010
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: people answer this question.

1011
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they generally give me songs.

1012
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 3: Hm m hmm.

1013
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 4: You're the.

1014
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: What point that you had a clown statue in your

1015
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 1: in the studio HEREO?

1016
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.

1017
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: That's that's art.

1018
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 4: The clown, the terrifier, and they right behind him, the

1019
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 4: Dan Housen.

1020
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: Not a clown.

1021
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 4: Okay, thanks, thanks a lot.

1022
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 3: Kyle, Oh now he calls it's so good.

1023
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 2: When the rents passed you in the Carl Star. When

1024
00:49:56,320 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 2: the only spuzzers my broken hardware hanging on this yanky stream.

1025
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 2: Two weird voices in the glow of a stream.

1026
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 4: Is the worm woll sing to let it laugh when