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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever, so.

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Speaker 2: Come mister Tellyman telling me bananas. Yep, there it is.

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Speaker 2: There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal

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Speaker 2: episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast will we dive deep into the buckets of

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Speaker 3: black conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: Theories and we finally work to prove the theories that

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Speaker 2: you the listener have at home. It's your time, baby.

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Speaker 3: You're a superstar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're You're in the only one we care about

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Speaker 2: out there and best you. That's why we're reading your emails.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna read your emails. We're gonna talk through your stupidity,

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Speaker 2: your specific stupidity, and we hope you'll grow from it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we want to fix you, dummy.

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Speaker 2: And we know everybody keeps saying you can't be fixed.

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Speaker 2: You're just a person of the streets. But but we

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Speaker 2: hope to change that.

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Speaker 3: We want to make you a person of the house.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna show you how how to use a spoon. Savage.

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Speaker 3: They say you don't want to be saved, but I said,

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Speaker 3: I say different.

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Speaker 2: Listen up, hope we're talking. We got an email from

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Speaker 2: a person named Jordan's George Jordan an email That subject

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Speaker 2: line was thick like a bowl of oatmeal.

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Speaker 3: Once again, attention immediately you got our ear Jordan, any

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Speaker 3: any any any email heading where I'm like there might

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Speaker 3: be a pick.

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Speaker 2: Sure, there might be a pick or a threat of

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Speaker 2: more picks. Yeah, And I was saying I'm a like it,

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Speaker 2: but I want to see. Yeah, Jordans sent us the email.

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Speaker 2: They said, Hello Langston and David. Big fan of the

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Speaker 2: pod and as an open micer, you yuck. I take

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Speaker 2: comfort in having another layer of respect for both of

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Speaker 2: you and the body of work.

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Speaker 3: Well don't because we don't respect you or your minimal

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Speaker 3: body of comedies closed, don't come.

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Speaker 2: Comedy is shut down, Jordan. We're sorry to be the one.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to do this anyways, for go on

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Speaker 3: an instrument.

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Speaker 2: Idiot, Come on, man, there's a real clearance cell happening here.

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Speaker 2: And and but you know what's still available is saxophones.

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Speaker 3: You think it pussy off the bad ones? You don't

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Speaker 3: think if you're great on an obo, somebody's throw at you.

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, pick it. You could if you sauce

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Speaker 2: on a recorder, you might get a fair amount of ass.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, hot cross buns.

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Speaker 2: If you do like a jazzy hot crossbar.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you put it in fruit loops.

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Speaker 2: But Jordan said, my mama told me black men who

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Speaker 2: make hungry and horny sounds that fine women are descendants

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Speaker 2: of cannibals and they shall not be trusted.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you this from the top of this.

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Speaker 3: I hate this.

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Speaker 2: No, please tell me tell me why I'm excited.

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Speaker 3: We're savages, That's what the answer is to all this.

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Speaker 3: They're cannibalistic savages because I've never heard a white man

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Speaker 3: say anything inappropriate about a woman on the street, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. The construction worker like stereotype was never for black men.

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Speaker 2: It was always a white Italian man yelling at a

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Speaker 2: lady across the way.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Now did we pick it up and do

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Speaker 3: our part to run with it? Bro?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we remixed it hard.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know if we remixed it as much

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Speaker 3: as we just we took it as our own.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's really uh, it's Diddy taking that that

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Speaker 2: sting song and really uh really dedicating it to to

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Speaker 2: forget that. The police actually, yeah, had their own intentions

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Speaker 2: with that that music.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like when you hear this police song years

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Speaker 3: later and you're like, oh shit, a white guy saying this, Well,

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Speaker 3: that's maybe what we did with cat Clone.

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Speaker 2: Well, this white guy also misses the notorious b I

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Speaker 2: G A lot. That's that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy. I wonder if so.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if he knows him and Diddy both loved

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Speaker 2: the same man equally and in the same way.

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Speaker 3: But I'm sorry to continue. Was there more to this email?

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Speaker 2: There there was a little bit more, they go on

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Speaker 2: to say. Jordan goes on to say, this take has

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Speaker 2: been sitting in my mind for several years, and for

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Speaker 2: the life of me, I've been fighting the urge to

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Speaker 2: defend her opposing side. So it sounds like he does

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Speaker 3: Wait, is this a white guy?

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Speaker 2: I don't think so. I'm I'm not one hundred percent sure.

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Speaker 2: Although if it is a.

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Speaker 3: White guy, I'm not gonna have your mom out here

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Speaker 3: calling this cannibalistic savages.

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Speaker 2: I would, okay, yeah, specifically black men who make hungry

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Speaker 2: and horny sounds and fine women. I think the implication

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Speaker 2: is that Jordan is black.

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Speaker 3: But but is that just our own email bias. Though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's twenty twenty three and I gotta maybe I

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Speaker 2: gotta put some of those feelings aside.

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Speaker 3: So, I mean, this is complicated because if Jordan is black,

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Speaker 3: let's talk it out. If not, you and your mama

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Speaker 3: and your puckcast daddy, I don't give a shit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now, your whole family can't get it if we

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Speaker 2: don't care for none of y'all. I think presuming Jordan

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Speaker 2: sort of like icky about being like, yeah, look at

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Speaker 2: that that fucking street monster born of the most vile

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Speaker 2: humans to ever walk the planet.

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Speaker 3: I I tread lightly because this person is still wrong.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, are you friends with a cannibal with the

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Speaker 2: fun No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. I know a guy much like

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Speaker 3: many people do. Also, it made me feel bad for this. Sure,

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Speaker 3: I know a guy who is a cat collar out

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Speaker 3: of car windows, okay, and I asked him and he does.

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Speaker 3: My man, this is a black dude, but granted he'll

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Speaker 3: do like hubbaba like it's crazy. Uh oh thank god, Okay, we.

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Speaker 2: We we've gotten verification that Jordan's black, and Jordan, we

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Speaker 2: apologize for questioning your race, but also constant. You know,

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Speaker 2: we we got to do our own research before we

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Speaker 2: go entertaining cannibalism.

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Speaker 3: I know a guy who cat calls and he says

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Speaker 3: it does work sometimes.

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Speaker 2: I I all of my barbers cat call.

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Speaker 3: You.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole shop. They it's it's almost cartoonish because

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Speaker 2: it's on Melrose, so like it's nothing.

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Speaker 3: This is not good friends.

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Speaker 2: I'm proud of them. I think they're doing work, but

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Speaker 2: not not for this part. But you know, they run

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Speaker 2: a business. Good for them, but the point being.

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Speaker 3: Seem like some dudes where it's like if you couldn't

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Speaker 3: have done this, you would be selling me.

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Speaker 2: We yeah, no, you're this is? Is this this this

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Speaker 2: or busts for y'all?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was gonna be anything else.

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Speaker 2: Nice, But like regularly a bad bitcho walk past and

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Speaker 2: they're like like as a group collect at the window

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Speaker 2: to like just appreciate, and then one of them will

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Speaker 2: eventually like open the door and be like, baby girl,

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Speaker 2: what are you going? What you doing? What's your name?

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Speaker 2: And like sometimes the fucking ship works. Yeah, and and

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Speaker 2: I don't know that I can don't it. But the

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Speaker 2: niggas got clippers in his hands and he's taking care

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Speaker 2: of my head. What do you want me to do?

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Speaker 2: Stand up for what's right?

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Speaker 3: Oh, there's been many times I have not stood up

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Speaker 3: for what was right in the barbershop.

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Speaker 2: And there'll be many times more. I'm not man.

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Speaker 3: That man has a problem. We shouldn't be buying these

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Speaker 3: sweatsuits off him. No, I'm gonna buy a fucking sweatsuit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, put your office supplies off of a crackhead

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Speaker 3: lass cut whoa Yeah, like a bunch of pens and

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Speaker 3: those Clorox wipes and ship.

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Speaker 2: Why does your barber need that?

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Speaker 3: Why did why he still got clerical ship to do? Okay,

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Speaker 3: all right, my brother crack. So I've also seen him

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Speaker 3: be like be like, hey, O, twenty bucks, if you

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Speaker 3: go clean up the back, I know what's back there?

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Speaker 3: Like they really do?

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Speaker 1: They really?

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Speaker 3: They are really given to the community.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I I similarly is there's always like uh,

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Speaker 2: I would say, once every four trips, there's like a

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Speaker 2: But you know they paid him something for what he did.

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Speaker 2: Previously kind of thing.

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Speaker 3: And you the barbershop and there's a crackhead who all

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Speaker 3: you see today, he's like that cheat right there, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean. It's like, oh, this is not

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Speaker 2: Oh you mean when he's appointed himself and am yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I have had that.

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Speaker 3: How was the gas stations as well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where they're like you can sit down over here, man,

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Speaker 2: and it's like yeah, it's a big ass bench, yeah yeah,

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Speaker 3: But I saw, you know, good for him getting back

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Speaker 2: Bro, you gotta you gotta build up your resume. And

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Speaker 2: if if getting if getting the fellas at this barbershop

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Speaker 2: to sign off that like you had an internship with them,

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Speaker 2: work do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a bad.

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Speaker 2: To the question of of descending from cannibals, I wonder.

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Speaker 2: I guess the thing that popped in my head is

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Speaker 2: how frequent or common were cannibals at a certain point

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Speaker 2: in history where they just like, uh, much more frequently

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Speaker 2: like common I think they were.

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Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think it's pretty extreme deviant

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Speaker 2: Because it's not instinctual for us. Like I think sharks

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Speaker 2: will eat their young or.

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Speaker 3: Everything under the water. Everything seems to really gloss. But like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's like so, I think it's like,

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Speaker 3: I think it's extremely defiant behavior. I also think that like,

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Speaker 3: if you want to break it down, what's this lady

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Speaker 3: saying that, Like you can't call him because you're hungry

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Speaker 3: or something. If you're inherently hunting something, whether or not

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Speaker 3: it is another human, you're not gonna be like damn,

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Speaker 3: I want to eat bad ass right now?

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Speaker 2: Right? You know, people who go deer hunting aren't licking

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Speaker 2: their lips.

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Speaker 3: Where's that venison at I can up? No, they sit

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Speaker 3: in blinders covered with deer pists until they're quiet enough

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Speaker 3: for what to happen along for them to pop it up.

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Speaker 3: So I think like inherently this idea is flawed, and

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Speaker 3: I think it's pretty much based in negative racism type shit.

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Speaker 3: I think I think this is a tragedy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do think that they're there. Does seem to

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Speaker 2: be If it were just men who lick their lips

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Speaker 2: and and suck their chops or whatever the fuck it is,

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Speaker 2: then maybe that makes more sense. To make it a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean. This isn't army hammer shit.

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Speaker 2: This is if I eat people, I ain't necessarily fucking them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like, I know they're fucking different. I'm not like, damn,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so these nasty, freaky, dicky French people. So maybe

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Speaker 3: it was sex then, because they did invent that kissing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Bro, if I if I invented kissing like that, I'd

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Speaker 3: I think they kill you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you like, I got too much.

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Speaker 3: On the line. The first person to come out with that,

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Speaker 2: That's the same vibes.

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Speaker 3: There was so much mouth, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's a scary. It's a scary, very first adventure. But

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Speaker 3: Man, that's the worry right, could you imagine being like

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Speaker 3: I've met a lot of pretty people who are bad

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Speaker 2: I was a say, some of the worst kissers I've

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Speaker 3: Same same, same shits, Just like, damn. This isn't even

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Speaker 3: because it seems like it would be intuitive. It's like wrestling,

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Speaker 2: No, And I think some of it is like we

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Speaker 3: This is French kiss of been one one.

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Speaker 2: So I think, based off of what we're reading that

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Speaker 2: not only are we not a fans of your open

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Speaker 3: Mean I'm not like pro cat call now old you guys.

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Speaker 2: That said is some people like different things than me,

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Speaker 2: and I think that's okay. I'm not here to shame

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Speaker 2: trying to have nobody's young, So go crazy if that's

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Speaker 3: I don't want to get yelled at anybody by the

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Speaker 2: That's something you're welcoming or is that just they just

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Speaker 3: It's clearly something that I'm giving often always have about

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Speaker 3: being approachable, specifically like crazy people. Though. It'll be like

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Speaker 2: Damn. That's heavy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't think. I don't. I don't. I

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Speaker 2: But yeah, it's just something in your aura that draws

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Speaker 3: I guess I seem like I'm a person who's on

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Speaker 2: Yah, you've seen it all. You know exactly what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Not even more like you're always in this parking lot.

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Speaker 2: You know, you know how they do us?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who me and you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I woke up into bed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I plan to tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Lord willing uh, Yes, I think we got this one.

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Speaker 2: I think I think Jordan. This answers your question hopefully

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Speaker 2: you can go back to your mother and stand up

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Speaker 2: to her and and tell her why she's a bigot.

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Speaker 2: And then and then you get you get your goddamn

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Speaker 2: job back. Jordan, you stop doing comedy this second.

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, all right, well go back to go back

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Speaker 3: to whatever part time job. I pray that you don't

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Speaker 3: leave to keep doing full time comedy.

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Speaker 2: You cut it the fuck out, Jordan. We don't like it.

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Speaker 3: Want We don't want you here.

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Speaker 2: We don't want you jeorgan tyke Bory gets you. Tell

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Speaker 2: shit you.

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Speaker 3: Have going on now? Hanging out with Jordan. No, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna be at the Washington, DC Improgue Sunday, July eighteenth,

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