Speaker 1: Hi Scotti O. Hi, oh hi little boy. What well
Speaker 1: you're very short? No I'm not. Oh the chair is low.
Speaker 1: Well I could lift it. But now it's okay.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we talk
Speaker 2: about cereal. We eat it, try it try This is
Speaker 2: the Premiere Cereal podcast.
Speaker 1: Premiere Premiere. Check this out are E M I E
Speaker 1: R E. But some of them don't have any at
Speaker 1: the end. Like that's like I think British like premiere
Speaker 1: from the premiere, like league is without that.
Speaker 2: So we put out the call for Serial Killers openers
Speaker 2: and theme songs, and our friend Megan sent us a
Speaker 2: whole bunch of stuff I guess. I mean she was
Speaker 2: all excited that you talked about Suno.
Speaker 1: Is that the thing?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so this is what she had made you
Speaker 1: ready fine.
Speaker 4: Scott Andrew. They start today Balls in hand and the
Speaker 4: Crunch on Display, Marshmallow Dreams and Flakes zat Shine, reviewing
Speaker 4: cereals one.
Speaker 3: By at a time.
Speaker 4: They say crunch when milk is the ball, debates Son
Speaker 4: flavor that's out of control, figgering buddies, punching the serial killer,
Speaker 4: sealed breakfast deal. Scott, he loves mallows he can't resist
Speaker 4: Andrew's we have the Serial Twist.
Speaker 1: That was great. That was great. I love it ten
Speaker 1: that's like it's like two and a half minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think we need to give our listeners two
Speaker 1: and a half minutes. That's such a great song. It's fun.
Speaker 1: It's very fun. I love it great. Well, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Mad it in my bed last night, like
Speaker 1: six times is listening cool? It was wonderful. Nice. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you Meghan, Thank you Meghan? Or is it Megan Meghan?
Speaker 2: Because I got a Meghan in my life that I'm
Speaker 2: not allowed to call it Meghan because it's Meghan.
Speaker 1: Well, m E A G A N. I would assume
Speaker 1: it's Megan. She doesn't like Meg either. There's nothing else
Speaker 1: short I could call her m uh mimi.
Speaker 2: Let's see, Andrew. A bunch of new cereals at Walmart.
Speaker 2: A bunch of new pillow cereals Walmart. Great Value pillow Cereals.
Speaker 1: Okay, great value pillows series. I picked the one that
Speaker 1: I wanted the most. Oh oh, Megan got these for us.
Speaker 1: Oh so she wrote jingles and she no no different.
Speaker 1: This is my Megan gotcha.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a listener Megan, gotcha, my Megan, she was
Speaker 2: away somewhere.
Speaker 1: And uh and Walmart. So look at this, buddy, crunchy
Speaker 1: peanut butter filled cereal bites. Oh okay, that seems fine.
Speaker 1: So these are chocolate pillows with peanut butter inside. That's exciting.
Speaker 2: I don't understand this. There's two packs in this regular box.
Speaker 2: It looks like there's one here and one here.
Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting. I've never seen that before. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that way they don't go bad.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 2: And if you look at the back there, Andrew, I
Speaker 2: wanted to do all three at once, but I decided
Speaker 2: not to. That's also crunchy cinnamon filled and crunchy hazelnut
Speaker 2: and cocoa filled.
Speaker 1: It's so nice to see the boxes disappear slowly, but
Speaker 1: surely because you were putting everything in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, I think I think people are
Speaker 2: going under the cereal dispensers with like zip blocks and
Speaker 2: taking them home.
Speaker 1: Great, there's no way people eat that much cyrus. Listen,
Speaker 1: there's what like at least one hundred people on the floor.
Speaker 1: Definitely not look at that. That's so cool. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: at least one hundred people on the floor at one
Speaker 1: time a few mornings. I don't think that's I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go around a count tomorrow morning. Think about it. Breakfast
Speaker 1: Club has at least fifteen we have at least fifteen.
Speaker 1: That's thirty. WR has, however many ten. I'd say we
Speaker 1: have like at least seventy sixty to seventy five people.
Speaker 1: I'm lowering from one hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but most people are not eating random cereal. I
Speaker 2: tell you, there's one station that does, and it ain't
Speaker 2: this one, and it ain't that one or that one
Speaker 2: or that one.
Speaker 1: It's that one. Yeah. I know what you're saying, but
Speaker 1: I'm just choosing not to.
Speaker 2: That's fine. Now there's a little bit of a problem.
Speaker 2: I wasn't one hundred percent sure that we were recording
Speaker 2: today because you're always so very busy.
Speaker 1: No, don't do that to me. I was always so busy.
Speaker 1: I wasn't a hundred percent.
Speaker 2: So anyway, the milk level is low, okay, so there's
Speaker 2: gonna be a splash today.
Speaker 1: Oh I hate that. Yes, I hate that. Just say
Speaker 1: you're putting like a small bit of milk in. Don't
Speaker 1: go splash. It's good. I know we both hate splash.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a tiny bit. Okay, so two percent,
Speaker 1: great cool. I love that Rise and shine. It's breakfast
Speaker 1: time with arrhythmegons. Let me tell you what kid is doing. Arrhythmegons.
Speaker 1: This is confused. I've never heard of that before. Oh
Speaker 1: are made by adding together the numbers in the circle
Speaker 1: on either side. Oh so something that adds up to fourteen.
Speaker 1: So seven and seven seven.
Speaker 2: And that's like a game show with Alan Ludden that
Speaker 2: used to never mind that was Betty White's husband. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: Betty White, Betty what we're using this milk from wah
Speaker 2: wah today?
Speaker 1: This is exciting. I bought it down at the end
Speaker 1: of the parkway. Let me tell you something there pretzels,
Speaker 1: their soft pretzels every day. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 5: So this is what we do. We just throw my.
Speaker 1: Id on the floor.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, Andrew Andrew through the fanny pack of diamond
Speaker 2: on the floor. I didn't see with just like the blanket.
Speaker 2: This is a big problem.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're throwing a blanket on the floor. Now you
Speaker 5: know you're not supposed to quit your bag on the floor.
Speaker 5: Bad luck, you won't make any money. So if I
Speaker 5: move my job, I'm calling.
Speaker 1: Donna and Quaker. Did you try it? No, I don't
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: It's just it's it's too much. It's really the chocolate
Speaker 2: is not chocolate, and it's really happy. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of peanut butter. I got a mouthful of peanut butter.
Speaker 2: There's a gob of peanut butter. It's not sweet enough
Speaker 2: for me either. The chocolate's not great. It's and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna take another bike. Doesn't say something's weird. They're like overfilled.
Speaker 2: I dry mouth, right, huh, it's.
Speaker 1: It's I don't know what to say. It's really an
Speaker 1: interesting texture. A little less peanut butter and you would
Speaker 1: have got me. I feel like it's actually peanut butter. No,
Speaker 1: it is like it's like somebody took it in casey
Speaker 1: and chocolate and called it today, kind of like I.
Speaker 2: Do with the dog, Like I'll take a spoon and
Speaker 2: I'll rub it on the roof of his mouth and
Speaker 2: he's a and he looks for like four hours.
Speaker 1: Cool that kind of would It feels like if you
Speaker 1: had pills in here, I wouldn't be able to find them. So, well,
Speaker 1: that's great, we could put pills them. This is like
Speaker 1: a pill pocket. Well, not for dogs job because there's chocolate.
Speaker 1: Oh right, I don't think it's real chocolate. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give us two bowls. The peanut butter is too thick,
Speaker 1: like it Legit just tastes like you could put a
Speaker 1: spoon in the container and ate it. There is nothing
Speaker 1: else there. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It might be growing on me a little bit because
Speaker 2: it's peanut butter, because actually it's actually real peanut puter.
Speaker 2: I like, I'm giving you three bowls. It's really interesting.
Speaker 1: Would I would say try it if you see it,
Speaker 1: if you're a peanut butter fan, if you wanted real
Speaker 1: peanut butter instead of like peanut butter crunch, or like
Speaker 1: you want that actual peanut butter. This is legit, just
Speaker 1: peanut butter, and it's this is your vessel to just
Speaker 1: eat peanut butter with milk. There's gobs of peanut butter,
Speaker 1: gobs speaking of peanut butter, gob smacked that the cereal
Speaker 1: is so good.
Speaker 2: Wait, can I just say something. I'm a huge fan
Speaker 2: of Uncrustables. Okay, huge fan. Right, they have a special
Speaker 2: summer limited release. Nice it's mixed berry jam, fine and
Speaker 2: peanut butter, which really good.
Speaker 1: I found out a Target. I was in Costco and
Speaker 1: I saw Cereal. I didn't think that we had, but
Speaker 1: I was it. It starts with a V like Victory Cereals.
Speaker 1: Is it in a bag like a big box? Really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was interesting. I didn't buy it because I was like,
Speaker 1: I knew you. Did you have your phone with you?
Speaker 1: I did? Oh, you could have just checked Cereal killerspis
Speaker 1: dot com. Yeah, I was too busy trying to check out.
Speaker 1: You know, I start getting anxious towards the end of
Speaker 1: my Costco runs. You check out in the middle of
Speaker 1: the store, in the aisle. I was just I get
Speaker 1: panicked towards the end because then like, you shouldn't go there.
Speaker 1: I love Costco. If you get panicked there, you shouldn't go.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I get panicked towards the end because I'm like, do
Speaker 1: I have too much? Which I've been better at Sam
Speaker 1: whenever I go with her over over spend, I go
Speaker 1: for Newby, I going for two things. It's a whole
Speaker 1: cart GANDHI like a mile high list of stuff. Me
Speaker 1: I've learned to scale it down. What do I need?
Speaker 1: What do I practically need? Do you have the do
Speaker 1: you have the City Bank Costco credit card.
Speaker 2: No, I have the executive membership five percent four percent
Speaker 2: back at the end of the Yes, but if you
Speaker 2: use the credit card also, you'll get another five percent back.
Speaker 1: Hello, that's almost ten percent back. Yeah. Can I teach
Speaker 1: you about saving? I mean that's that is nice. Let's
Speaker 1: move on, Andrew. This is an all the cereal okay,
Speaker 1: the big barcodes. Yeah, it's just a throwaway. I need filler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is another. This is another. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: our friend Matt in Pennsylvania. Okay, Matt Ceial, thanks Matt
Speaker 1: and Pennsylvania. He's a good dude, bro, he really is
Speaker 1: a good dude. He's just sent a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: other stuff yesterday. It's crazy how much that looks like Kellogg's. Yes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're the ones that make it for real. Yes,
Speaker 1: they chose the same fine. Yeah. Well it's crazy. It's
Speaker 1: weird that that's not I guess that's not trade war?
Speaker 5: Is this?
Speaker 1: Please don't answer it? Oh come on, bro.
Speaker 2: So anyway, it's Millville brand. They saw that at all
Speaker 2: dates crunchy granola raisin brand. So this is the race
Speaker 2: brand with the little granola type chunks in it, and
Speaker 2: usually that the raisins in this type of raisin brand
Speaker 2: are not sugared. Andrew's gonna leave. He's got something way
Speaker 2: more important to do. I guess there's other podcasts that
Speaker 2: are more important than this one. You know, this podcast
Speaker 2: is his bread and butter. This is where we started.
Speaker 2: It was the very first podcast pretty much on this show.
Speaker 2: Every other podcast that started around this time no longer exist.
Speaker 2: So this is the longest running podcast associated to the
Speaker 2: morning show and we're still here. But yet he focuses
Speaker 2: on others. Anyway, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: God, you're dramatics and hysterics. Are you good? What like
Speaker 1: go to Wuthering Heights or something? Right, You're just writing
Speaker 1: such dramas. Oh my god, with the longest running and
Speaker 1: he doesn't care about me. Hey, Scotty could record at eleven.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: My children needs to get off the bus even though
Speaker 3: it's the summer. My dog will die even thirty.
Speaker 1: Responsibility.
Speaker 3: I have responsibilities and you have nothing but a job
Speaker 3: that pays you. Because you're a single income person, you
Speaker 3: should focus on this.
Speaker 1: Who is a drama between it? I can't, I can
Speaker 1: never record.
Speaker 3: I can only record it in the ten o'clock hour.
Speaker 1: But oh lord, baby.
Speaker 3: Jesus, he has no time for me.
Speaker 1: I feel like you should get a cigarette with the
Speaker 1: big long plastic holder on it. He never has time.
Speaker 1: I give him one hour of my time once a week,
Speaker 1: and that's not enough. Are you done? I didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: Oh you said enough. No, it's not. Your lakes are crispy,
Speaker 1: really crispy, thicker than a razor brown. He's called sweet.
Speaker 1: It's very sweet, sweet coating, almost brown, sugary. Maybe a
Speaker 1: little touch of molasses raisins. What a touch of molasses?
Speaker 1: Just a touch? Hmm? No, yeah, I like it. I
Speaker 1: honestly I love that. I mean, if you're going in
Speaker 1: for raisin bran, this is not regular raisin brand, it's
Speaker 1: delicious poor. Yeah, that's good. It is pretty good.
Speaker 2: It's very it's it's much sweeter, yeah, than a regular
Speaker 2: raisin brand, there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 1: Much sweeter.
Speaker 2: But it is comparable with the Kellogg's brand, and some
Speaker 2: others actually have another one down there that we're doing
Speaker 2: it a few weeks. These are what we call throwaways,
Speaker 2: you know, because we need to insert just a plain
Speaker 2: old cereal along with it.
Speaker 1: I will give it good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, my stomach is in shambles. This why shambles?
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not really sure. Would you eat nothing
Speaker 2: really out of the ordinary? All I know is I've
Speaker 2: been down there three times already.
Speaker 1: Ohr, maybe you need to take like bycilium husk or something.
Speaker 1: Three balls in a spoon. It's pretty pretty pretty good.
Speaker 1: Oh oh I I imagine this is what having a
Speaker 1: baby feels like. Oh my god, you're not a serious person.
Speaker 1: Why you are not serious? I love you, but you
Speaker 1: are not a serious person. Yeah, who's remember him? Sure? Yahoo? Serious?
Speaker 1: Go back to like episode fifty we talked about him. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't care.
Speaker 3: He doesn't care saying he doesn't remember my mile trivia
Speaker 3: facs anymore.
Speaker 2: We're almost guessing over. Could you think we'll make it
Speaker 2: to four hundred? Caause we're almost there. Yeah, we're almost
Speaker 2: an episode four hundred. We've already surpassed twelve hundred cereals
Speaker 2: episode four hundred on the way.
Speaker 1: We need a big party, yeah time, Well, that would
Speaker 1: require you to meet people and go out there. I
Speaker 1: love meeting people. No, because if we met people, how
Speaker 1: would you know that people are at the party? Are
Speaker 1: all listeners? That's the biggest thing. Why we can't do
Speaker 1: a live show? So if we throw a party, how
Speaker 1: you know everyone attending is going to be there. Look,
Speaker 1: we can throw a party. We don't have to sit
Speaker 1: and record it. Why can't we just have a party. No,
Speaker 1: because then you're gonna meet people. Or if someone's there
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, those idiots eat cereal, that's what
Speaker 1: meeting people, you stupid dick. I love meeting people. You great,
Speaker 1: So then we should do a live show with it.
Speaker 1: So this way, it's like a I don't I don't
Speaker 1: need to sit there and put on a show for people.
Speaker 1: I want to know. This isn't a show. If you're
Speaker 1: sitting here every time and saying that childbirth is the
Speaker 1: same as your stomach crams right now, that's not putting
Speaker 1: on a show. Listen, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 1: I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty
Speaker 1: years and we're back. Hi, welcome back. Did you go
Speaker 1: anywhere during that break? No, I've been here. How about you, listener?
Speaker 1: Did you go anywhere during the break? Yeah? They probably
Speaker 1: went did some errings.
Speaker 2: I also noticed it. Sometimes you can't fast forward those
Speaker 2: commercials anymore. What yeah, I would Oh, oh okay, it's
Speaker 2: coming out good. I think it has breached. I need
Speaker 2: I got to go to the hospital.
Speaker 3: What is that.
Speaker 1: Gophering?
Speaker 5: What? No?
Speaker 1: What is it groundhogging? What is that? That's when it
Speaker 1: just peeks out a little bit. Oh that's a turtlehead. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: I call groundhog. Sometimes it's turtle wax. Like today, please
Speaker 1: all right, listen, please what I don't need to hear this.
Speaker 2: So this cereal Okay, I saw it on the shelf. Actually,
Speaker 2: secret squirrel Joel pointed this out to me and sent
Speaker 2: me this. He's like, is this new? I said, let
Speaker 2: me check it is, But it isn't. Okay, it's a
Speaker 2: simple change to the box. I don't know if there's
Speaker 2: a change to the cereal or the flavor.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe two years ago we did Kellogg's frosted mini wheats. Okay,
Speaker 2: blueberry woo, we did it already.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: Now it's blueberry muffin, and now it's blueberry muffin. So
Speaker 2: they literally just added the name blueberry and they added
Speaker 2: muffin to blueberry, and they put a picture of a muffin.
Speaker 1: It's exciting. The other box just said blueberry, and it
Speaker 1: was the same kind of thing. So I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's try it.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm mini, you're you, and we're about to seize
Speaker 2: the day. You have ten percent left on my computer,
Speaker 2: so oh, we had one percent last week, so we're good.
Speaker 1: Okay. When it dies midway.
Speaker 2: I really wish they would bring back the touch of fruit.
Speaker 2: I like the mini weeks to have the fruit goo
Speaker 2: in the middle.
Speaker 1: Fruit goo. Yeah, it smells quite blueberry is delicious. Do
Speaker 1: you like fresh blueberries?
Speaker 2: Because I offer them up and sometimes you're like, I'm
Speaker 2: good because the seeds are too small. You shouldn't even
Speaker 2: notice the seeds, I know, but sometimes they do. Also,
Speaker 2: when you get like a real mushy blueberry, it ruins your.
Speaker 1: Day, it does. Or a really red ones so tart,
Speaker 1: so so tart. Now, now this I don't know that
Speaker 1: it's blue. It's coated in blue.
Speaker 2: I don't think that this is gonna fit in the
Speaker 2: cereal machines out there, the dispensers. I don't know if
Speaker 2: the mini wheat will fit in there. Also, for me,
Speaker 2: shredded wheat type cereal requires a lot of milk because
Speaker 2: it soaks it up. M Yes, so I saved some
Speaker 2: for the last year.
Speaker 1: I am, I am. It smells like fresh blueberries. It
Speaker 1: does well. I don't know about fresh blueberries. It smells
Speaker 1: like artificial blueberries.
Speaker 2: But well, it is naturally and artificially flavor. It definitely
Speaker 2: tastes like a blueberry muffin. I'll give himnap. It tastes
Speaker 2: like that blueberry that's in a blueberry muffin, like a duncan.
Speaker 1: H yeah, mm hmm. It's pretty good. I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: it three balls. And actually three balls. It's a little
Speaker 1: too tart at the end. I don't like that. It
Speaker 1: tastes a little ARTI well, there definitely is a little artificial. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's a sassy little mini frosted miniheat. What's he saying
Speaker 1: back there? He's saying, you want to try eight? This
Speaker 1: is my mini beats. Yeah, that's really sassy. Yeah, try
Speaker 1: it now else.
Speaker 2: Look, I think it's pretty good. I'll give it three balls.
Speaker 2: As far as mini weeks go, it's not bad. It's
Speaker 2: interesting though, because I gave blueberry frosted miniwates less than that.
Speaker 1: I checked. I gave it like a ball and spoom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this isn't bad. It's just a little too sweet.
Speaker 1: And like I said, the ending flavored doesn't do it
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 1: I just wish there was blueberry goo inside, and that'd
Speaker 1: be better. Blueberry goo. Love the goo. Love the goo,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I like goo and cereal. Okay, cool more goo? All right,
Speaker 2: thank you for listening to Serial Killers. We do appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Please follow us on Instagram at serial Killers PC. Check
Speaker 2: us out on line serial KILLERSPC dot com. You can
Speaker 2: see all the cereals that we've done. There's a whole
Speaker 2: bunch of great stuff in the sack down there, bro.
Speaker 2: I mean that's all new. Oh wow, it's all new.
Speaker 2: That's exciting because Matt's been sending those piles and piles
Speaker 2: and stuff. Lots of bags of granola. Look at the
Speaker 2: lemon lemon blueberry granola.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and peanut butter balls. It's all coming soon.
Speaker 4: Fun.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Until we see you next Monday with an all new
Speaker 2: serial Killer's say, crunch, Andrew Crunch.
Speaker 1: Is there anything else? I feel like we missed something.
Speaker 1: I do think we miss something.
Speaker 2: Also, there's something else like great review follow No, but
Speaker 2: I wanted to mention we haven't read we haven't read
Speaker 2: any reviews in a while.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll pull one for the next time. Oh, of
Speaker 1: course there's going to be one against me. No, it'll
Speaker 1: be one against me. They all hate me. Yeah,