1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour about four 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and the 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:10,399 Speaker 1: subject is feel how you want to feel? I love 4 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: that title. We'll see if Steve wrote this letter in 5 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 1: just a few because right now it is time for 6 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 1: the nephew and today's prank phone call what you got 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 1: for his nap? Well, we've all heard this phrase, Sharlett. 8 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,279 Speaker 1: We've all been in the midst of it. About to 9 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 1: turn your lights off? Vow. Everybody had heard it. Everybody 10 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: has heard it. That'll give you a verbal warning to 11 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: turn who lights off? Dog. Everybody has tried to negotiate 12 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:42,840 Speaker 1: with the man. When you come out of the house, 13 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: turn them my holo cud, holo, cud. Wait, hold on, 14 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: hold on, let me put a little something in your person. 15 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: We're about to turn your lights all let's go catch down. Hello. Hello, 16 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: I'm trying to find Gerard. Please get us now, Hey, Gerard, 17 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: how are you doing? This? Is h Mason Man, I'm 18 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,200 Speaker 1: the guy to turn there's the lights on and off 19 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 1: if you haven't paid your bill, and I'm hoping here 20 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: at your house. I actually getting ready to turn the 21 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: lights off, but I'm trying to uh it's a courtesy 22 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 1: car we're supposed to give. If people can pay their 23 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,759 Speaker 1: bill before we turn them off, then we can collect 24 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,960 Speaker 1: and we keep moving, he said. He say, who you? 25 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 1: Who are you again? I'm making exactly you say, you 26 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: got to do what. I'm getting ready to turn the 27 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: lights off because the bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting 28 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 1: ready to turn the power off. Are you here at 29 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 1: the house? No, I'm at work. Okay, Well, listen, is 30 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 1: there anyone at the house that can make a payment? 31 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: Make a payment? The payment right now that I have 32 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: is two hundred and twenty one dollars and thirty six cents. 33 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: Is that right for? What? For the electric bill? Yes? Sir? No, no, sir, no, 34 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: sir no, no, there's nobody at the house, and I 35 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: don't think I owe that much. Well, that's what I 36 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: have right now, two hundred and twenty one dollars and 37 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: thirty six cents. My wife she already paid that sick. Okay, well, 38 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: they don't have a record of that. I'm in your 39 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: driveway right now. I'm getting ready to turn this thing 40 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: off until the payment has been made. We'll see that 41 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: there's nobody on right now. Okay, Well, if no one 42 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 1: is here. Then I have to follow through and continue 43 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 1: and go ahead, and and and and turn the power 44 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 1: off until everything is rectified. Oh oh, you and my driveway? 45 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: I mean you drive, sir? Is there anyone here? How 46 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: far are you from here? I'm at work. I can't 47 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 1: get off right now. But you gotta get out my driveway. No, no, sir, 48 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to leave your driveway until 49 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: I actually turn the power off. Can't turn my power off. 50 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 1: I got food in the frigerator to my kids. Got fished, 51 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 1: you know, come home? Man? Well, what do you mean 52 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 1: you got fished? What does that mean? I can be 53 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 1: there in thirty minutes to give you the cash right now. 54 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: So what what what do you mean when you say 55 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: you got fish? Fish? Fish tank? Oh? Fish tank? You 56 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:39,839 Speaker 1: have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir, I understand that. 57 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,679 Speaker 1: But uh, I'll be there in thirty minute. You stay 58 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,600 Speaker 1: right there, don't touch nothing. Okay, So I can't. I 59 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 1: can't be here thirty minutes. I can't wait that long. 60 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,079 Speaker 1: Thirty minutes. I'll be there with cash, and I'll tell 61 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,239 Speaker 1: you what the two hundred what we don't we don't 62 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: accept cash, sir. We're gonna need the money or I 63 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: don't have time to go. I'll be there with the 64 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: cash thirty minute. I can't tank cas Are you listening 65 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: to miss Are you listening to me, I'm listening to you. 66 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: I can't take cash. I need a money order. I'll 67 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,639 Speaker 1: beat that thirty minutes. Okay, sir, I have to cut 68 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 1: I have to turn your power off if you're not here. 69 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: I give everybody ten minutes, ten minutes where they can 70 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: pay it or we can actually turn it off. Now, 71 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: you tell me what you want me to do them. 72 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my wife real quick, I real quick, 73 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: so I don't have time to call you. I don't. 74 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: I don't have time for that. First of all, sir, 75 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: I'll get me up something. Oh ight thro mess up bills? Okay, 76 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 1: first of all? Okay, okay. If she doesn't mess up bills, 77 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: then what the hell is going on? I don't know. 78 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call hunt real quick, straight okay, okay, well, sir, 79 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: I don't have a real quick tide. What we have 80 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: to do right now is I have to do this. 81 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: I have to do to turn your power off. You 82 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: get it turned off now, listen. I can come back 83 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: and turn this thing right back on next week and 84 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: it'll be one hundred and fifty dollars pim reconnecting me. 85 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: First of all, you get me to get the out 86 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: of my yard, first of all. So I call y'all 87 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: turn I'm here because I'm supposed to be here. I'm 88 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 1: here because you haven't paid crazy, I'm gonna call my wife. 89 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 1: Look at this saying right now, I'm here because you 90 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: haven't paid your bill. I'm telling you my bill. My 91 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: wife paid my bill. Well, how do you know she 92 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: paid it? Because you don't know what? Damn you don't 93 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: know anything. What hold up, sir? Trust me, my wife 94 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,920 Speaker 1: paid the bill. It's my stick in your system. Get 95 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: out of my yard. Now. Are you at Avenue? Yeah, 96 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 1: that's correct. But I'm in I'm in there that I'm 97 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,720 Speaker 1: in the right place, sir, And you haven't played your bill, 98 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: and I've been ordered to turn it off. I'll tell 99 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: you what, tell you what tell me I'm gonna do. 100 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there thay minutes. I'm gonna be that. 101 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,480 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be in thirty minutes. Okay, you talk 102 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,680 Speaker 1: about you are you listening. I'm turning this off in 103 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:39,800 Speaker 1: the next five minutes. Not touch my wife paid the bill, 104 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: leave my lesson. My wife hasn't paid the bill. Now, 105 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: maybe your wife is out lallygagging, doing something else on 106 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: the whole whole. First of all, you keep keep her 107 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 1: out of this, all right, Okay, you don't want it 108 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 1: brought in. I don't want to keep telling me what 109 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 1: she has done, what she has done. Listen, listen, keep 110 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,920 Speaker 1: my Hey, that's why I draw the line. I'll be 111 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 1: there in thirty minutes. Me and you could talk if 112 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna continue to go back and forth with you. 113 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 1: So I don't have thirty minutes. You got ten minutes, 114 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: you understand me. I gotta I'm gonna leave right now. 115 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the call right now. Okay, I'll be 116 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 1: that thirty minutes. I don't have thirty minutes. I'm turning 117 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 1: it off. You can call downtown and get headquarters to 118 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 1: turn it back on, and we'll come back out here. 119 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: And it's to reconnect it for a hundred and fifty dollars. 120 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 1: So I come up with three hundred. Oh hell sir, 121 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: your bill is two hundred and something dollars, and that's 122 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: gonna be one hundred and fifty dollars reconnect. No, hell no, 123 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 1: that's hey. I'll be heading ten minutes. Okay, well, sir, 124 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,040 Speaker 1: and I've told you before. You have five minutes to 125 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,720 Speaker 1: get here. No, listen, listen, listen. Let me call my 126 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: neighbor real quick. Oh hold, let me call hold up, 127 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: let me call I don't have time for you to 128 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,400 Speaker 1: click over and call other people. Sir. Is there somebody 129 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,720 Speaker 1: that can give me a money order right now? Yeah? Yeah, 130 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 1: right now? Get your money order in five minutes. Okay, Now, 131 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: who's gonna do that. I don't know how I called 132 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,600 Speaker 1: my wife. I told you your wife is the reason 133 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 1: why you're in this situation. I'm gonna report you to 134 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: your super You gonna whatever mean when I'm out doing 135 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: my job, you should report your wife for not doing 136 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: what she is supposed Let's care what you say if 137 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 1: do you want your lights on off when you get here? 138 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,840 Speaker 1: Your lights are getting turned off in the next two 139 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 1: minutes because your wife didn't play the damn bill. I 140 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: don't tell you, excuse me, I don't tell you. Listen, 141 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: keep my wife's name out your mouth. I'll tell you 142 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,720 Speaker 1: what you know what my supervisor would tell you. I 143 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 1: don't know what you supervisor would tell me know you 144 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: that you have been talking to nephew Tommy from the 145 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 1: ce of lobby more to show you just got bright man, 146 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:51,239 Speaker 1: I was on my wedding. Your co worker got Joseph. 147 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 1: He got you. I'm gonna get into don't just no 148 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: more of that man, you had me. Hey, I got 149 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,560 Speaker 1: one more thing to ask, man. What is the baddest 150 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: radio show in the land. Come on, man, Steve war 151 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 1: Morning Show. The ignorance has started. It has started this week. 152 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 1: It has started. Stopped. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, y'all. 153 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 1: You know what y'all got. Y'all got kind of laxed 154 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 1: on these on these praise on these prank praise. When 155 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 1: I get through, y'all got real laxed on this. Thats 156 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 1: how to compliment you. What has happened though, it is 157 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:40,400 Speaker 1: gets gone down tremendously. What is it's? Do we need? 158 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,440 Speaker 1: Do we need prank praise practice? What is this? Yeah? 159 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 1: Give us some more lessons? Junior knows how to give 160 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: us lessons? Yeah, you gone, I make them. I'm make 161 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 1: them prank praise, Thank you, thank you? All right, the 162 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,280 Speaker 1: prank fool will be in the building. It's going down. 163 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: This Saturday, Baby Dallas, It's going well. Tickets are on 164 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 1: sale right now. April Fools Comedy Jam number six, Monique Nephew, 165 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: Timmy riding the Period, Dominique Killed Junior Boys, Spate Siday Night, Texas. Trust, 166 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 1: get yourself ready because you got a lot of fools 167 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 1: on April Fools Night and you do not want to 168 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,680 Speaker 1: miss it. Tickets of our available but at a X S. 169 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: That's as an apple X is an X ray S 170 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: is in sam a XS dot com. All right, laying 171 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 1: in the cut April fifteen. The Nephew was coming to 172 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 1: laugh and love. That's laughing love. That's me, nephew Timmy, 173 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: I'm the laugh And then of course the one and 174 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 1: only Life Jennings is the love okay, or joining us 175 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: is the one and only Bubba dubbed in the building. 176 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,640 Speaker 1: That is I and Bowling Green can took it. Yes 177 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 1: it is. We'll be at the skypack taking to our 178 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 1: tickets to our available right now, so get yourselves from 179 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:51,520 Speaker 1: tickets well. The Laugh and Love Show April fifteenth. I've 180 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:55,560 Speaker 1: been informed that that's not officially tax day anymore. It's 181 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 1: about two or three days after that, So you just 182 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,440 Speaker 1: come on in and we'll celebrate the taxes. You don't 183 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 1: have to be. It's not your deadline as of right 184 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 1: now for what I have been told. But yeah, all right, 185 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,360 Speaker 1: I said it, all right, Thank you, neph You coming 186 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 1: up next, Strawberry letter. The subject is feel how you 187 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 1: want to feel. We'll get into that right after this. 188 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,680 Speaker 1: You're listening to the same Harvey Morning Show.