Speaker 1: Second date, up date.
Speaker 2: Can we all agree if you have a dog, you
Speaker 2: have to put them in a s'mores outfit or a tiny,
Speaker 2: crunched taco suit or some type of food costume for
Speaker 2: Halloween time.
Speaker 3: Absolute, I can't put my dog in a costume.
Speaker 4: What you hate Halloween?
Speaker 5: I love my dog and she hates Halloween.
Speaker 2: That's why she hates it. Obviously, you can't just do
Speaker 2: it for the cute picks. You gotta do it for
Speaker 2: the potential romance too with your dog.
Speaker 4: So for the dogs and for the people.
Speaker 2: To please explain right now, I won't explain.
Speaker 4: Let's have one of our listeners explain.
Speaker 2: Her name is Haley, and she met a human date
Speaker 2: through her costumed dog in the middle.
Speaker 4: Of Spooky season and Haley walk into the show.
Speaker 6: Hey guys, Hey.
Speaker 3: Hey, what's your dog's name? I don't even want to
Speaker 3: know the guy's name.
Speaker 6: Her name is Leila. She's a frind chief.
Speaker 5: And she went as so she was.
Speaker 6: A dragon and I was a princess.
Speaker 1: Oh that is.
Speaker 4: Stop it. You guys are a couple of then.
Speaker 5: I love the combo houses.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, she loves it. She actually doesn't mind being
Speaker 6: dressed up.
Speaker 5: Where did she go where did you go dressed up
Speaker 5: with your dog?
Speaker 6: So it was actually a party that was specifically for
Speaker 6: dogs like dogs and our owners of course.
Speaker 4: And tell us about the guy that you met through
Speaker 4: this experience. What's his name?
Speaker 6: His name is Chris okay, and he invited me to
Speaker 6: this party. This party was actually our second date.
Speaker 5: Oh okay?
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, So you knew him already obviously.
Speaker 4: By the second date, hopefully.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was just picturing her like meeting him at the
Speaker 3: party show.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean? So what was his costume
Speaker 5: and dog?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do we have to go through all the dog costumes?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, Jeffrey, that's the whole point of this.
Speaker 4: Cute.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's actually is the point of it.
Speaker 2: I think the point is trying to get on.
Speaker 3: The most fun part. Dress up the dog, put the
Speaker 3: dog on the phone. Oh god, what was Chris and
Speaker 3: his dog?
Speaker 6: It was cute. He was Mario and his dog was
Speaker 6: the one of the little toes, you know, Mario.
Speaker 2: And the princess and the dragon and the toad. It
Speaker 2: all makes sense, right, It all kind of fit.
Speaker 6: It was like synchronicity. It was like it was fake.
Speaker 2: Take us back to the beginning about how you guys
Speaker 2: first met if that was your second date?
Speaker 4: How did this all start?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 6: So the first day was quick. He reached out to
Speaker 6: me through Instagram, which normally I would never entertain, right, Like,
Speaker 6: I'm not big in like the slide and the DM thing.
Speaker 5: Okay, so why was he the exception?
Speaker 6: So he didn't reach out to my Instagram? He reached
Speaker 6: out to Leila's instagram my dog.
Speaker 4: Oh your dog.
Speaker 5: The dogs account?
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so he DM me as if he was a dog,
Speaker 6: and he was like hey, like woof, Like my owner
Speaker 6: thinks that your owner is really cute.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Usually don't say wolf if you think they're cute.
Speaker 4: That's the opposite. It's a dog barking.
Speaker 2: Okay, she should have said out there you go with
Speaker 2: the eyes popping audio message.
Speaker 6: It was a little weird, but it was like it
Speaker 6: was cute. It was funny. So I asked for the
Speaker 6: owner's Instagram, which was him. That was Chris checked it
Speaker 6: out and I'm like, all right, this guy's kind of cute.
Speaker 6: Let me go on a date.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, and you said coffee was your first date.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I wanted to keep it quick because you know,
Speaker 6: I didn't know him so we just did like a
Speaker 6: twenty minute thing. It was during the week I said,
Speaker 6: I had a meeting to go to.
Speaker 8: Yeah, how was it?
Speaker 6: It was fun? Like he was nice, okay, And then
Speaker 6: that's when he asked me to go to this party.
Speaker 6: He said it was over the weekend, so we'd have
Speaker 6: more time. So that was more time for us to
Speaker 6: like actually hang out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, So he invited you to go to
Speaker 2: a costume party for dogs and humans and tell.
Speaker 4: Us how that was.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so that was really fun, Like he was still
Speaker 6: very gentlemanly, like he was getting my drinks for me,
Speaker 6: holding doors.
Speaker 4: Like he get Laila drink. That's not his responsibility, that's
Speaker 4: his dogs.
Speaker 6: Yeah. So the dogs also kind of had a date.
Speaker 6: Like if the dogs just kind of went off and
Speaker 6: did their own thing while we were hanging out, that's.
Speaker 5: A big deal. When the dogs get along, Wow, bad
Speaker 5: if they didn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah. But then what happened was I was planning on
Speaker 6: spending like most of the night with him, and then
Speaker 6: his dog kind of like disappeared. Wedn't know where he went,
Speaker 6: so he went off to find the dog.
Speaker 2: Oh, your dog got ghosted by his dog?
Speaker 3: The dog said I'm going to go to the bathroom
Speaker 3: and pee on this fire hydrant and then just.
Speaker 2: Last jumped out the window just probably smelt or soft squirrel.
Speaker 1: Just kidding.
Speaker 4: OK, So dog that sucks his dog went missing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it went missing, so like of course, like
Speaker 6: you know, go go find your dog. But he was
Speaker 6: supposed to come back, and then I just like didn't
Speaker 6: really hear from him after that, like I don't know
Speaker 6: like what happened or where you went. He kind of
Speaker 6: ghosted me.
Speaker 5: He left the party.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope his dog's okay.
Speaker 3: Did you check his dog's Insta account?
Speaker 6: But it's just funny to hear, of course I did.
Speaker 6: There was no updates like of what happened at night,
Speaker 6: just the same kind of regular stories of like going
Speaker 6: for a walk whatever. The next day.
Speaker 5: I'm sure the dog's fine.
Speaker 3: Oh but so the next day, so yeah, you know
Speaker 3: the dogs.
Speaker 2: Do you have any suspicions in your head of what
Speaker 2: you think may have gone wrong?
Speaker 6: No? And that's the weird thing I mean, And that
Speaker 6: we kissed like both times, like the first time, you know,
Speaker 6: it was just like a cute little kiss, good by,
Speaker 6: I'll see this weekend. Next time, it was like it
Speaker 6: was a real kiss.
Speaker 8: Oh oh wow, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm feeling a little ghosted. It doesn't feel good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't blame you.
Speaker 2: Okay, So are we calling Chris or are we calling
Speaker 2: his dog here for the second day?
Speaker 1: Up there here?
Speaker 6: We want to hear from probably Chris.
Speaker 4: Okay, I just wanted to make sure it's your call.
Speaker 2: So we'll come back call Chris and try and figure
Speaker 2: out why he ghosted you for a Halloween day.
Speaker 4: That's not cool. We'll do it coming right after this
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 1: Second date update.
Speaker 2: Getting ghosted on Halloween is bad enough, but getting double
Speaker 2: ghosted by both your date and your date's.
Speaker 4: Dog, and that's just easy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, But it happened recently to one of our listeners, Haley,
Speaker 2: and she's really confused about it because her and Chris
Speaker 2: actually went on two dates, a short coffee meet up
Speaker 2: and then a dog Halloween costume party, and they kissed
Speaker 2: both times.
Speaker 5: Which is so weird. He kissed you before he ditched you,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and every guy that you've ever kissed, you've started
Speaker 2: a serious relationship.
Speaker 5: Am I supposed to say?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: Good because.
Speaker 4: You do that to men? How dare you men?
Speaker 3: Don't do that to every.
Speaker 2: Maybe we have one of the least noble men though
Speaker 2: that we're about to call here, Chris not.
Speaker 3: I hope there's a good reason and that he wants
Speaker 3: to go out with her again.
Speaker 4: And remember he lost his dog. Guys, it wasn't like.
Speaker 5: But the dog's found now, I know.
Speaker 2: But come on, what if the dog ran all the
Speaker 2: way home and he was just like, oh, we're home now,
Speaker 2: and what it was like.
Speaker 4: Night's done.
Speaker 6: At least told me what happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3: How long at the party did you wait until you
Speaker 3: realized he had just left?
Speaker 5: Left?
Speaker 6: It probably like thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: That's a long time. Yeah, yeah, I feel bad.
Speaker 2: And in dog years, that's like four hundred hours.
Speaker 6: Longer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the dog ran away in age like five years.
Speaker 2: Well, let's just get to the bottom of it. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna call Chris right now. We'll see if he answers
Speaker 2: and if he has anything to say for himself. I
Speaker 2: sure hope he does to both things.
Speaker 4: I just said. Here we go.
Speaker 8: Okay, Hello, Hey is this Chris?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: This my name is Jeff from a radio show called
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're hoping you could
Speaker 2: we could steal a few minutes of your time today.
Speaker 7: What what is this all about?
Speaker 3: Great question, Chris Brook's.
Speaker 4: Going to answer that for you.
Speaker 8: Yes, sure, I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't talk. I'm realizing it now.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're doing a second day, doing a second day,
Speaker 3: and there's a woman you went out with that is
Speaker 3: interested in seeing you again. She's wondering why you're not
Speaker 3: calling her back.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the part where I take the baton
Speaker 2: back because Brook can't remember the name of the girl
Speaker 2: that you went out Princess.
Speaker 4: She was dressed as a princess. I can't just say
Speaker 4: princess dragon.
Speaker 3: And then Lola was the dog.
Speaker 4: See, this is why I usually run this thing. Her
Speaker 4: name was Hayley. Remember remember going out with a girl
Speaker 4: named Haley?
Speaker 7: Oh my god? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, actually, sorry to correct you, but according to her,
Speaker 2: you actually went on two dates. Well, and apparently the
Speaker 2: second one was like a dog costume party, which you
Speaker 2: had to leave in the.
Speaker 5: Middle of without telling her.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, but I had a good reason to leave
Speaker 7: the party, to be perfectly honest.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we heard that your dog got out and
Speaker 2: ran away, and so you had to go find him.
Speaker 7: No, that wasn't the real problem.
Speaker 4: Wait what, your dog didn't run away?
Speaker 7: He was gone for a little bit, but he was
Speaker 7: just running around the house. I found him. It wasn't
Speaker 7: it wasn't an issue.
Speaker 5: Dide you ditched her? I knew it.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5: Why? Why would you leave?
Speaker 7: So I got a text from my friends.
Speaker 1: He's been doing.
Speaker 7: Some I guess you'd call it investigating for me on
Speaker 7: my behalf way.
Speaker 4: You got a text from your friend while you were
Speaker 4: at the party.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because I was trying to like sign her Instagram
Speaker 7: because I only had a dog's Instagram. That's how I
Speaker 7: met her.
Speaker 4: Okay, we heard that.
Speaker 2: We heard that you guys messaged each other through both
Speaker 2: of your dog's Instagram accounts.
Speaker 3: What did the friend see on her on her Instagram?
Speaker 7: On her Instagram, there was a picture of a guy
Speaker 7: and it was also linked to another guy's account who
Speaker 7: had a lot of pictures of her and him together.
Speaker 7: And then in his bio it said her name with
Speaker 7: a bunch of parts.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I think I'm following this. So Haley has
Speaker 2: an Instagram account. There's a photo on there with her
Speaker 2: and another guy, right, and the guy's instagram account says
Speaker 2: in his bio Haley.
Speaker 7: With Haley with hearts around it like.
Speaker 4: The dating.
Speaker 3: That there could be. There's plenty of exes that are
Speaker 3: still hanging on and won't change the bio.
Speaker 2: How many exes have you and their bios?
Speaker 5: Seriously? Like what a rush to judgment?
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you just ask her about it?
Speaker 7: I wasn't going to confront her at the party, but
Speaker 7: I was definitely a little bit shaken by it, so
Speaker 7: I just decided to leave the party. I just couldn't
Speaker 7: deal with that there.
Speaker 4: Wow, so you were just like, you know what, I
Speaker 4: give up.
Speaker 2: It's a sticky, complicated situation that you don't want to
Speaker 2: get involved in.
Speaker 3: But so that it's not like that's the thing, Like.
Speaker 7: Well, I did follow up on it. My friend and
Speaker 7: I we messaged the guy and we're like, hey, I
Speaker 7: went on a couple of dates with Haley and we
Speaker 7: see all these photos with you. Okay, God, he got
Speaker 7: really upset and then he asked me to FaceTime with him.
Speaker 5: What wait?
Speaker 3: Upset? Like that's my girlfriend or just.
Speaker 8: Like no what.
Speaker 7: They've been dating for two years. He is the reason
Speaker 7: she has like a great Instagram for Layla, her dog.
Speaker 7: He like set her up with all these crazy Instagram
Speaker 7: people from New York City to like make it popular
Speaker 7: or make her go viral, and like you spent thousands
Speaker 7: of dollars on it.
Speaker 3: So a relationship. But is she like the dumbest cheater ever?
Speaker 3: Because guy, would you go on a radio station to
Speaker 3: talk about somebody who isn't calling you back?
Speaker 2: She didn't think he I mean, she clearly didn't know
Speaker 2: about any of that stuff book that he had, like
Speaker 2: found all that information, has.
Speaker 5: A boyfriend, and the boyfriend could possibly hear this. She
Speaker 5: must know the boyfriend doesn't listen to us.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe she has an answer for it, because I
Speaker 2: need to tell you, Chris, she's listening right now. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and she did well at least I think.
Speaker 6: I Yeah, I am here.
Speaker 1: So what's the deal?
Speaker 7: Why do you Why are you going on dates when
Speaker 7: you have a boyfriend already?
Speaker 6: Listen? You don't know the situation? Okay, it's a lot
Speaker 6: more complicated than you think.
Speaker 4: It always is.
Speaker 5: What's complicated about it, Haley, It's.
Speaker 6: Like he and I are like not really together, like
Speaker 6: we're seeing other people, and honestly, like you should have
Speaker 6: asked me about this. You shouldn't have just left me
Speaker 6: at the party.
Speaker 5: It sounds like you're seeing other people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it true that you've been dating him whatever
Speaker 2: on and off for the last two years.
Speaker 6: Yes, it is, And I told him that I want
Speaker 6: to see other people. So that's one of the reasons
Speaker 6: why am my accounts on linked Okay, yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, guys, I have to jump in. That's this is
Speaker 7: not what he said at all. During the face time,
Speaker 7: he said they are still dating. He said that they
Speaker 7: were hanging out just the other day. They went out
Speaker 7: for a dinner. So like, this is all lie. She's
Speaker 7: just a liar.
Speaker 6: Why, Okay, So that's what he said. You asked him
Speaker 6: about this. You didn't ask me, Like, yeah, we went
Speaker 6: out for dinner because we're still friends.
Speaker 3: Immediately, I don't know, I believe her, she called the radio.
Speaker 2: It's predictable that Brooke would side with the cheater in
Speaker 2: this either.
Speaker 5: It just sounds cleany. I just don't know how to believe.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like I feel like she's telling her
Speaker 3: truth and he actually probably thinks that that's his truth.
Speaker 6: Chris, Like, I didn't have a chance to tell you
Speaker 6: about this because if you remember, we only spent a
Speaker 6: very short amount of time together, like our birthday was
Speaker 6: like twenty minutes, and then this next one you left
Speaker 6: before I could even explain it.
Speaker 7: But but like when you at least like broach the
Speaker 7: subject of being like, hey, I have a crazy ex
Speaker 7: who still thinks he's a relationship with me, but it's
Speaker 7: not true.
Speaker 5: No, you usually don't just say.
Speaker 1: That's a big turn on.
Speaker 4: Of course you do.
Speaker 5: By the way, my dog's dress is a dragon.
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter anyway, Chris, Honestly, I'm really not interested
Speaker 6: in you.
Speaker 2: Wait, we just did this whole phone call for you
Speaker 2: clarification finally.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that was before I found out that you're
Speaker 6: kind of a creepy stalker.
Speaker 4: And then well, I'm not.
Speaker 2: The one who's stalking your page.
Speaker 3: It's not about you.
Speaker 2: Girls do this all the time, friends research for friends.
Speaker 5: It's not Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm supposed to ask you guys to go out
Speaker 2: on another date and we'll pay for it.
Speaker 4: But Haley, you're withdrawing your.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I think Leyla can do better too.
Speaker 7: You know what, why don't you give me a GIF certificate? Mean?
Speaker 7: Haley's X will go out to beat ups and get
Speaker 7: some beers on football.
Speaker 6: That, yeah, you know, by all means you guys deserve
Speaker 6: each other.
Speaker 7: It's and by the way, Hayley, your dog has ginger vitis.
Speaker 7: You need to get that checked out.
Speaker 6: Okay, well your dogs breath is the worst I've ever smelled, so.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, this is getting into a bad.
Speaker 5: Dogs can't even defend themselves.
Speaker 4: Tried to go to a date. We ended with dog shade.
Speaker 1: Looking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got really nasty there at the end.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you like dog shaming happening.
Speaker 3: There's just the most innocent part of this entire thing.
Speaker 2: Surprised she didn't come back with, oh yeah, my dog
Speaker 2: makes more money on Instagram than your dog.
Speaker 3: It sounds like that was actually accurate thanks.
Speaker 4: To that one.
Speaker 2: That's like the new my dad could beat up your dad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my dog gets more like I don't.
Speaker 2: I think she's just feeling like she got caught trying
Speaker 2: to have her cake and eat it too, so she
Speaker 2: got a little bit defense.
Speaker 5: She's single.
Speaker 2: You might be right, but a lot of text seventy
Speaker 2: five nights you were saying you got busted, and she's
Speaker 2: trying to lie her way out of it.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe I'm too trusting. Maybe I just believe everybody.
Speaker 2: Speaking from dudes like we can be clinging and creepy too.
Speaker 4: I know, guys, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Any boyfriend that's going to put your name in their
Speaker 3: freaking bio with hearts around it has some issues before
Speaker 3: you break up, like a weird thing.
Speaker 4: You represent your husband with hearts around that is Michael
Speaker 4: take a brook out out of your Facebook profile. So yeah,
Speaker 4: no matter what.
Speaker 2: I just hope that those two dogs find each other
Speaker 2: somewhere down even.
Speaker 4: If it's a pet napping. Maybe that was too far
Speaker 4: about Actually Nat, I just want them to meet each
Speaker 4: other again.
Speaker 2: But anyway, if you ever want to meet someone, you
Speaker 2: can always email the show.
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