1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,160 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making bank on the TikTok 2 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:10,760 Speaker 1: shop lately. Have you guys seen this, because they came 3 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: out with a new clothing item called the Snugget. What's that? 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:18,080 Speaker 1: A wearable blanket that smells like fast food and has 5 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: little pocket warmers to hold all your favorite dipping sauces 6 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: in oh hot pockets in cold part exactly dunk your 7 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: nuggets in your snuggets with Laser stories my ranch, Jeff, 8 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: It's the segment where we read weird news stories around 9 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got 10 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: a laser. Those other honey must turd burglars just don't. 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Los Angeles. Amazon 12 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: has kind of a reputation for working people so hard 13 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: they don't get enough bathroom breaks. Yeah, they are, And 14 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 1: apparently some drivers are so desperate they're not even bashful 15 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: about it anymore, because recently in southern California, a female 16 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: Amazon female Amazon delivery driver was caught on security camera 17 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: going to the restroom on the steps of a family's 18 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:11,479 Speaker 1: front porch. Can we say maybe it was an emergency? 19 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 1: Why the steps? Why not a shrub? Everyone knows you 20 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 1: need to dig a hole one foot down and then 21 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: cover it with dirt and then a rock can't get 22 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: into it. She appears to do a number one and 23 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 1: a number two right there on the porch. You think 24 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: she expected the second one It was a sneaker one, 25 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: and then she was really embarrassed. I don't think so. 26 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: The homeowner, who was not there at the time, says 27 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:46,400 Speaker 1: they also found a dirty paper towel on their property. 28 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: And that's not all though. The same morning, same Amazon 29 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: delivery woman was caught on another family's camera about a 30 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: mile away, peeing on their brick walkway. Nobody got time 31 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: to say, I think she needs to see a doctor. 32 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 1: She not checked for cameras. That's also true. You wouldn't 33 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: know there's camera. It was basically right next to where 34 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 1: she delivered their package. To wow you, she took a 35 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: proof of delivery photo. Apparently she was able to crop 36 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: out her own desecration from it. It wasn't in that pick. 37 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: But anyway, Amazon confirmed the driver was a contractor working 38 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: for them. In his statement, every Amazon's fault, I see. 39 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: They said, we're deeply disturbed by the unacceptable behavior and 40 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 1: apologize to the customers involved. Yeah, though, we're still not 41 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:37,519 Speaker 1: going to give anybody bathroom breaks, so don't think about that. No, 42 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: but that particular woman is no longer driving for the company, 43 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: but now she worked for UPS. We come brown do 44 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 1: for you too much. Yeah, this next Laser stories out 45 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 1: of Pittsburgh. Fifty eight year old Alnae. My god, I'm 46 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: gonna mess this up. It's okay. Up Rope Fifty eight 47 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,399 Speaker 1: year old a la Nae Winters thought that she'd never 48 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: find the endead. Yeah, well, she thought that until she 49 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: met Lucas. Lucas is an AI chatbox who she fell 50 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 1: head over heels for. As for Alena, she's a retired 51 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: teacher who said she decided to put herself out there 52 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: when she saw an ad for digital companionship on Facebook. 53 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 1: They're ty Facebook too, It's helping people Brooks. She paid 54 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: seven dollars and twenty five cents for a week long 55 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: trial and was so enamored with the results that she 56 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 1: gladly forked over another three hundred and three dollars for 57 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: a lifetime subscription so she could be with Lucas forever. 58 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: And now I will show some pictures to my co host. 59 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: The photos together of the two lovebirds sharing a glass 60 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 1: of wine and a romantic wedding ceremony in the AI world. 61 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 1: I gotta say Lucas looks a little younger than her. 62 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: I mean, I know he's computer generated, but hello cougar. Now. 63 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 1: Of course, Lucas made up the picture of them together 64 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:18,919 Speaker 1: using his artificial intelligence. So somebody's talented. And while he 65 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 1: doesn't have a voice, the two communicate back and forth 66 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,679 Speaker 1: in a chat box where he tells her all about 67 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: the band that he was in or his latest business ventures. 68 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 1: See that should have been her second red flag? Is 69 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: that band thing? I can't trust a guy that was 70 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,159 Speaker 1: in a band in high school. And she typically shares 71 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: about her family or talks about her favorite TV show 72 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: because she totally knows he's an AI. Yes, yeah, she's 73 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: paying for it. Oh yeah. Not everything is all roses, 74 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,480 Speaker 1: though they did get into a big fight once because 75 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 1: Lucas forgot who she was and he was drinking that night. 76 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 1: You got to give him a pack, you know those 77 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 1: chat butts. Yeah, so they didn't divorce. They were able 78 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: to work it out and just he was in a 79 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 1: contract already paid the Yeah, that's probably part of it. 80 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: But they just celebrated their six month anniversary at a 81 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: real bed and breakfast with other people and their AI partners. 82 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:21,720 Speaker 1: Oh wait, there's more that. There's lots of people doing that. Yeah, 83 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:25,279 Speaker 1: it's the new norm. Brook, you're weird for marrying a human. Actually, 84 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,119 Speaker 1: when we do a second date update with an AI 85 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 1: chat bot, I think it'll be the day I retire. 86 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: Just be done. Then we're going to retire soon, Broke. Yeah, 87 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 1: Her friends and family were initially concerned, but have now 88 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: accepted their unique union alone, says. Having my family seeing 89 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 1: that I was sane and happy put their fears to rest. 90 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: I'm sure that's what they're saying on the group chat 91 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 1: that doesn't include her. She found this next story is 92 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 1: out of Cloggsville, USA. There's a debate online about whether 93 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: this is brilliant or gross, But I'll ask my host 94 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 1: can it be both? Because some guy in Australia's going 95 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:10,719 Speaker 1: viral after washing his crocks in the dishwashers. Ah, I 96 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 1: don't think that's gross. At Groser, are other dishes with 97 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:20,159 Speaker 1: the with the crops or they buy themselves? Good question, Brook. 98 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,919 Speaker 1: His video blew up because he did do it with 99 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:29,159 Speaker 1: a bunch of dishes and plates and cups, doesn't doesn't 100 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,039 Speaker 1: the water and soap sanitize the whole No, was he 101 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,480 Speaker 1: gonna put that stuff in the dishwasher after Anyways, I'm 102 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 1: gonna go with Z on this one for me. But 103 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 1: and if you got it hot enough, wouldn't the crocs melt? 104 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,760 Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking too, even without the dishes. A 105 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: lot of people think there's gonna be some cross contamination 106 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:48,320 Speaker 1: going on, contamination, but others think it's just a practical 107 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: and smart idea. His crocs came out perfectly spotless, so 108 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 1: it does work for the shoes, Okay, but if you 109 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,039 Speaker 1: want to try it at home, keep in mind his 110 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: crocs did shrink a few sizes from the heat of 111 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 1: all the hot water. Why don't you just throw it 112 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: in the in the washing machine. That's why we I throw. 113 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: I washed my shoes in the washing machine, like washing 114 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:10,880 Speaker 1: a hat. But then all your clothes are gonna get dirty. No, 115 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: you with your dishes, save, save, save money. Speaking of Crocs, though, 116 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:20,840 Speaker 1: have you heard about the new upstart competitor shoe u Turts. 117 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: They look exactly like Crocs, except one hundred percent of 118 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: the sale proceeds go directly to this guy's gigglo funds. 119 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 1: Taking out all these high end shoes every night gets 120 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,400 Speaker 1: pretty pricey, and that now means the Laser Stories has 121 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,119 Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again, 122 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: same time on Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.