1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: Previously on Brewster High. If we want to start winning again, 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: we have to forget about Brady as if he's never 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: coming back. Hi, guys, I'm back. Brady Brewster is back. 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: I need more time for my article. No one cares 5 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: about that anymore, Clara, I was just with Principal fair Weather, 6 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,200 Speaker 1: and she says that Principal fair Weather is the one 7 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: who killed the story. Mr Nelson, it's me, Clara. How 8 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 1: come the door to the newspaper room is locked. I 9 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 1: don't want anyone to see me like this. Please let 10 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 1: me in. I need to get my typewriter. It's over 11 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,599 Speaker 1: there by the table, but you won't be needing it anymore. 12 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,000 Speaker 1: Do you want a glass? What come? Scotch? Is that? 13 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 1: I don't know what's from the dollar tree? There weren't 14 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 1: any labels. What's going on? Mr Nelson? We're done, Clara. 15 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: That expose about Principal fair Weather. You put on your 16 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: subject blog for the record. You pushed buttons you shouldn't 17 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: have pushed, whole levers you shouldn't have pulled, turned knobs 18 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,039 Speaker 1: you shouldn't have turned. And then don't even get me 19 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:11,839 Speaker 1: started about the police. The Principal Fairweather shut us down. 20 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 1: That's bullshit. There must be something we can do. No, 21 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,960 Speaker 1: it's over. This isn't an LCD sound system situation where 22 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: we do a farewell tour and then come right back. 23 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:25,559 Speaker 1: But my story not everything is about you, Clara. It's 24 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: not about me at all. You care too much. Sometimes 25 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: in the newspaper trade, Clara, all that matters is the 26 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 1: number of words you type. Carry it up. Boys on 27 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 1: staff wants to get in here. Soon. They're turning it 28 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: all into a storage space for the cafeterias. Extra soup, 29 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: that's the movers. What are you gonna do now? I 30 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,320 Speaker 1: don't know. I guess I'll keep teaching history in the middle. 31 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: I'll do with my free nights weekends. And I poured 32 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: everything I had in this paper, even when fair Weather 33 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 1: told me it was unnecessary. Oh this, Nelson, this is 34 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: a school newspaper. Nobody cares about it. You're a delusional 35 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 1: she'd say, Well, here's her. I guess she was finally right. Oh, 36 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: Mr Nelson, I'm sorry. Now leave me alone. I need 37 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: to listen to Adele and cry. Okay my advice, Clara, 38 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 1: Journalism is dead, all right? Get that super coming? Boys, 39 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,519 Speaker 1: Can you at least wait until I clear my stuff 40 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: right here on the desk. All right, this is Clara 41 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 1: trying out my new dictation software notes for my substack 42 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: blog called for the record, I just left the newspaper 43 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: classroom where Mr Nelson is drowning and cut rate scotch. 44 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: Why is Principal Fairweather so eager to shut down the 45 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 1: newspaper and block my reporting question mark? I must be 46 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: onto something Comma, but whatever it is remains elusive. Period 47 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: And that concludes the morning announcements. Now a personal message 48 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: from all of us here in the PA booth. Welcome 49 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 1: Brady on your first day back to Brewster High. Also, 50 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: we all came up with a new nickname for you. 51 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 1: It's Frisbro. We hope you enjoy having it as much 52 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: as we did coming up with it. In other words, 53 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 1: a lot, yeah, good to be back. Thanks wells Bro. 54 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: Mrs Bagley always a sight for sore eyes, especially after 55 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: where I've been. Where was that? I don't remember? I 56 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 1: have amnesia. I don't remember anything from the past three weeks. 57 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,639 Speaker 1: Looks like your first day back is going nicely, Brady. 58 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 1: It really is, Clara and I plan to milk it. 59 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: Check it out. Here comes Charlie the p a announcer guy. 60 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: He looks mad. You really mess things up for me, Clara. 61 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: Not only did you get the newspaper canceled, but now 62 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: Principal Fairweather's riding my ass about pi A announcements. It's 63 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 1: not my fault. Stop the presses, Clara's a chad. Stop 64 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: the best you got. Yes, I did a lot of 65 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: research on newspaper specifics. I thought that was a winner. 66 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 1: I guess not. The audience is never wrong. I'll do 67 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 1: better next time. Sorry. Also, each ship, Clara can't and 68 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: full from your mom's. She caught me again. Oh snap, 69 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: as good a morning as I'm having, you're having the 70 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: opposite a bad morning. This is what I meant. Let's 71 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,560 Speaker 1: get class and meet up with our friends at the 72 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 1: coffee shop. Sounds good. We love hanging out at the 73 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: coffee shop. All text Steffin in Hide and you text 74 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: Dexter and Brant. Oh you better text Brant too. If 75 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,159 Speaker 1: I do, I'm afraid she'll get the wrong idea, the 76 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: idea that you both are casually having sex together. Exactly 77 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: keyword casually. If I text her, she'll think we're getting married. 78 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,160 Speaker 1: It's neat having you back and everything, Brady, But something 79 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 1: just doesn't sit right with me about where you've been. 80 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: Whatever happened for the past three weeks must have been 81 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 1: a run of the male case of short term total amnesia. 82 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: There's nothing suspicious about it, guys. Everything is suspicious about it. 83 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: This is a classic psychological phenomenon. Clara. You had a 84 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:01,719 Speaker 1: hypothesis and then you wasted any new information to fit 85 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: that hypothesis. It's called confirmation bias. I learned about it 86 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 1: on a commercial for Adam Ruins Everything. Well, I guess 87 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:12,280 Speaker 1: it's time to get back to class. That was so 88 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: smart for them to install a school bell here in 89 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: the coffee shop. Hey hide, uh can we talk for 90 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: a minute, sure, Brady, I want to rejuvenate our friendship 91 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 1: and also I'm working on rebranding. Would you be into 92 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 1: starting band? Yeah? Well, here's the thing, Clara, Geffin and 93 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:33,279 Speaker 1: Night we already started a band and it's a trio. Great, 94 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,160 Speaker 1: then I'll be or fourth. Then it wouldn't be a 95 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,479 Speaker 1: trio anymore, it'd be a quartet. Rock bands are never 96 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: four people. Are you sure about that? Yeah? I mean 97 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:46,119 Speaker 1: the Police, the Beastie Boys, Link two Ben Folds five, 98 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,920 Speaker 1: all trios and I know what you're gonna say Ben 99 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,600 Speaker 1: Folds five isn't five people despite the name. Look, what's 100 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: important is we'd be doing something together again. So can 101 00:05:55,400 --> 00:06:01,039 Speaker 1: I join? Brady? How could I say no? And yet? No? Hey, Brady, 102 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 1: can we talk for a minute just confirming that you 103 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,159 Speaker 1: and I are going to a charity ball together? Aren't we? Okay, 104 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 1: I'll level with you. I'm not sure I want to go? 105 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: Are you kidding? We've been excited about this all year. 106 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,840 Speaker 1: You've been excited about it. I've been just sort of 107 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:20,640 Speaker 1: is it me? It's not you, it's I can't say it. 108 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 1: You can tell me anything, Brady, Okay. The truth is 109 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable dancing in public. I'm a great 110 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,600 Speaker 1: dancer in private, but in front of a lot of people, 111 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: I guess I just can't do it. The word that 112 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:36,039 Speaker 1: gets tossed around the most often is lethargic. Oh, Brady, 113 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,280 Speaker 1: I never knew. Okay, So here's what we're gonna do. 114 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,159 Speaker 1: I'll go to a dance on my own and have 115 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: a great time, and you stay home alone like some 116 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,279 Speaker 1: sort of loser. See you? Hey, Hi, can we talk 117 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: for a minute? Shirt extra? What do you want to 118 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 1: talk about? We're still going out right. Oh my god, 119 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:57,359 Speaker 1: of course cool. We just hadn't checked in on that 120 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 1: for a while, and I wanted to close the loop 121 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: on that storyline. Hey Clara, can we talk for a minute. 122 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,720 Speaker 1: Do you want to tell me I'm wrong about everything? 123 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 1: To Britan No, I wanted to tell you that I 124 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: believe you. Something doesn't add up. Don't give up your 125 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: substat blog. I know it's expensive, but I've actually got 126 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 1: that covered. I have an angel investor who's paying the 127 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: cost of the whole thing. Amazing. Who here's the fun part. 128 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 1: They're anonymous. Hey, Geffen, can we talk for a minute? 129 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 1: What up? Dexter? It seems like everyone here is at 130 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 1: a one on one moment with everyone else except you 131 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,720 Speaker 1: and me, So if we could just talk about something 132 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: you got it. Let's talk about how we're on our 133 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 1: way to Mr Nelson's history class. Oh boy, he's been 134 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 1: in a lousy mood ever since Principal Fairweather shut down 135 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,280 Speaker 1: the school newspaper. His class is really going to be 136 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: something that bell means. It's time for fifth period Mr 137 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 1: Nelson's history class. When we start, as soon as I 138 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 1: finish saying this announcement, now, al right, everybody settled down. 139 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 1: Settle down, people, people, please settle down. Let's bring it 140 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 1: Let's bring it down, guys, let's bring it down. Dial 141 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: it down. Plays three to one. Um, we were totally 142 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 1: settled down already before you said that you're suspended? Anyone 143 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:28,520 Speaker 1: else want to mess around today instead of studying history? 144 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,160 Speaker 1: Answer me? People, Uh no, that's it. You're suspended to 145 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:37,200 Speaker 1: Why now you're suspended? But you just suspended me five 146 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,720 Speaker 1: seconds ago? Do you want to get a third suspension? 147 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,720 Speaker 1: Do the suspensions run concurrently? Get down on my classroom. 148 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,600 Speaker 1: All right, everybody, helpd up your history books to chapter 149 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,560 Speaker 1: twenty nine. You're right, dexter. Mr Nelson really isn't a 150 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,679 Speaker 1: terrible mood today? Quiet geff in? Do you want to 151 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 1: get us suspended? Two? Al right? On June Arch Duke 152 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:02,079 Speaker 1: Ferdinand was in fascinated by a member of the Young Bosnia. 153 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,360 Speaker 1: It is a terrific historical example of how one person's 154 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,800 Speaker 1: actions can affect tens of thousands of lives. And that's 155 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:15,760 Speaker 1: why we study history. Oh that's how you spell history. 156 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,959 Speaker 1: The past teaches us about the present. For example, if 157 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Speaker 1: there was someone in the Middle Ages who got the 158 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 1: London school newspaper shutdown. We could analyze what they did 159 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 1: and avoid making the same mistake. And you guys get that. 160 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 1: I'm t gently talking about Clara right because Clara got 161 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,719 Speaker 1: the school newspaper canceled. Oh that's how you spell newspaper 162 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:43,120 Speaker 1: very good. Now in I'm really worried about Mr Nelson. 163 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: What can we do to help him? He needs something 164 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,480 Speaker 1: he can obsess over and put a lot of time 165 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:52,199 Speaker 1: and energy into. I've got it, a romantic relationship I've 166 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,120 Speaker 1: always wanted to ship to teachers together. It'll be like 167 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:59,960 Speaker 1: slash fiction, but with real, actual people. And that's how 168 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: America got out of Vietnam. Your homework is the Red 169 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:08,160 Speaker 1: chapters thirty three through eighty nine. By tomorrow, what that'll 170 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 1: take every waking moment, we're not gonna have lives. Welcome 171 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,559 Speaker 1: to the club. Also, your suspended, but you already suspended me. 172 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,960 Speaker 1: That's how I was just kidding this time. I mean, 173 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:21,880 Speaker 1: when are you kidding this time? Triple suspension? Hey, Geffen, 174 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 1: let's finish this conversation in the hallway where Mr Nelson 175 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,920 Speaker 1: can hear us. Okay, so who should we hook him 176 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,559 Speaker 1: up with? Which teachers are single? Five minutes still, next class, No, 177 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 1: dawdling everybody, definitely, no flirting. Principal fair Weather has been 178 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:38,439 Speaker 1: a nightmare all week. I think your divorce just got finalized. 179 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,959 Speaker 1: Watch out, she's coming this way. Hey, no running in 180 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 1: the halls. Run. I don't know who goes a ship? Gevin? 181 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:49,760 Speaker 1: That's it? What will ship? Mr? Nelson with Principal fair Weather? 182 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,559 Speaker 1: Are you sure you're using the term ship correctly? Don't 183 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:55,720 Speaker 1: you dare question my use of modern slang, especially when 184 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:57,600 Speaker 1: it comes to fan fiction. But how are we going 185 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,439 Speaker 1: to do this? First we plant the seeds. I'll take 186 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: Mr Nelson and you take fair Weather. Then we'll arrange 187 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,000 Speaker 1: for them to have a rendezvous. I don't know, Dexter, 188 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 1: It's not that easy to just put two people together 189 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,040 Speaker 1: and expect sparks to fly. I mean, love is way 190 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:15,800 Speaker 1: more complicated than that. No, love is a simple biochemical reaction, 191 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 1: and the human body, under the right conditions, the brain 192 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:23,120 Speaker 1: signals the body to produce hormones that trigger a physiological reaction. 193 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: That we've got to create the right conditions, you know. 194 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:28,200 Speaker 1: I read that high stress and fear can mimic those 195 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,400 Speaker 1: conditions and bring out the proper hormones and pheromones. I've 196 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 1: got the perfect idea, and as always, it involves a 197 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:44,719 Speaker 1: chemistry lab and space aliens. Thursday lunch break notes for 198 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 1: my substack blog, Slow News Day so far. Hell, look, 199 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:52,880 Speaker 1: there's Brady talking to Hide about something. A man. If 200 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 1: we're not going to start a band, I had an 201 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:57,120 Speaker 1: idea for another thing we could do together. Go on, 202 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 1: all right, full Monty, What is that a card game 203 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 1: or something? A movie? Okay? And it's about a bunch 204 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,199 Speaker 1: of average looking dudes who do mail stripping to raise 205 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 1: money for something. We are not average looking. We're young 206 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,840 Speaker 1: and attractive and have amazing hot thoughts. Exactly, that's the twist. 207 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,040 Speaker 1: So you and I will go around and take off 208 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,320 Speaker 1: our clothes and people will just give us money. Where 209 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,800 Speaker 1: would we even do that? Wherever married women hang out, 210 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,880 Speaker 1: juice bars, kids, birthday parties, out in front of Forever 211 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,599 Speaker 1: twenty one. I'm linking this a lot. We have to 212 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:31,240 Speaker 1: find a needy cause though I've got one brand, she 213 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:34,920 Speaker 1: needs money. Okay, then brand it is get Ready World. 214 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 1: You're about to see all you ever wanted to have. 215 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:42,840 Speaker 1: Hide and Brady, that's a little bit more. It's Mr 216 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:48,000 Speaker 1: Nelson's history class again. I wonder what's going to happen today? Okay, 217 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,800 Speaker 1: that's it for today's history class. Remember to read chapters 218 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,280 Speaker 1: fourteen to eighteen by Monday. Now get out on my 219 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:58,240 Speaker 1: site before I suspend a whole lot of you. Extra, 220 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,120 Speaker 1: What are you still doing here? And why are you 221 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,280 Speaker 1: standing right in front of me trying to get my attention? 222 00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:06,560 Speaker 1: You're in the beef jerky, right? I mean, who isn't? Okay? 223 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,679 Speaker 1: Long story short, Principal fair Weather wanted us to give 224 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,760 Speaker 1: you this all purpose beef round. Oh what do you 225 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,720 Speaker 1: tell her? No? Thanks? All purpose translates to I can't 226 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,680 Speaker 1: cook for ship specific spices for specific dishes, kid, don't 227 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:24,160 Speaker 1: let anyone tell you different. Wait a minute, this is 228 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,560 Speaker 1: good stuff. I mean, I don't know about all purpose, 229 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,560 Speaker 1: but it would work on jerky. She made this herself. 230 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,880 Speaker 1: What an unusual woman. There's a lot about Principal fair Weather. 231 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,640 Speaker 1: You don't know. Oh, I almost forgot. She told me 232 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,679 Speaker 1: to tell you to meet her in the chemistry lab 233 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,439 Speaker 1: first thing tomorrow morning. She said something about finding out 234 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,199 Speaker 1: if you both had chemistry. She said, you know what 235 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 1: that means, but should be told it's pretty obvious the 236 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 1: chemistry lab. Huh. Thanks Stextra, you can go now. Also, 237 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,319 Speaker 1: you're suspended. Let me just take a moment to text 238 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:59,240 Speaker 1: my friend Jeffen Geffen. As George Bush would say, mission 239 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 1: account a polished. Now it's your turn. Do you always 240 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 1: say out loud exactly what you're texting? Meanwhile, in Principal 241 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,160 Speaker 1: Fairweather's office, what's Geffen up to? Principal Fairweather? The other 242 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,480 Speaker 1: students and I are sorready hear about your divorce. We 243 00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:17,559 Speaker 1: pulled some money together and paid someone to steal this 244 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,000 Speaker 1: bottle of tequila from my dad's car. We hope we 245 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:22,880 Speaker 1: condule some of the pain. Thank you, Geff. But how 246 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,160 Speaker 1: did you all find out? Well, to start with, you 247 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: stopped wearing your wedding ring or talking about anything other 248 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,120 Speaker 1: than your divorce. Now then he brought it up. I 249 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 1: did have a rough time during my divorce twelve years 250 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,720 Speaker 1: down the drain. I know you probably don't want to 251 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:39,000 Speaker 1: discuss your personal life with a student, so I'll just Geffen, 252 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,360 Speaker 1: Am I ever going to have sex again? I know 253 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 1: everyone says that after a breakup, but at some point 254 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,440 Speaker 1: everyone has sex for the last time without realizing it 255 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,120 Speaker 1: that that last time happened out of boredom because we 256 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,480 Speaker 1: couldn't get Netflix to connect. I get it. Divorce sucks. 257 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,600 Speaker 1: In fact, just yesterday Mr Nelson was telling me how 258 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 1: worry was about you. He said, your husband must be 259 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:02,320 Speaker 1: an if he was letting a woman as incredible as 260 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:06,240 Speaker 1: you go. Otis Nelson said that more or less, I 261 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,080 Speaker 1: am in a pretty bad place and looking to go 262 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,680 Speaker 1: zero to sixty with someone like immediately. For what it's worth, 263 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 1: Mr Nelson told me to tell you to meet him 264 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,720 Speaker 1: in the chem lab first thing tomorrow morning. Huh, I 265 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:24,040 Speaker 1: wonder if we'll have chemistry nice one, Principal fair Weather. 266 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,480 Speaker 1: Oh well, back to class for me. I just need 267 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:33,160 Speaker 1: to text my friend Dexter. First, Dexter all set. She 268 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,160 Speaker 1: bought it hook line and sinker. You kids sure have 269 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 1: a funny way of saying out loud exactly what you're texting. 270 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,360 Speaker 1: Sounds like you're selling some fishing equipment. I should put 271 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,720 Speaker 1: you in touch with my cousin. He has a boat 272 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:52,120 Speaker 1: outside of Lake Erie. Thursday night Notes for for the record, 273 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 1: I just headed over to see Brady and study statistics 274 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 1: and probability I mean, is better now. I'm also looking 275 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,120 Speaker 1: for some sort of clue, something that will help solve 276 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,960 Speaker 1: the mystery of where Brady has been the past three weeks. Hey, Clara, 277 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,200 Speaker 1: can you stop dictating into your phone so we can 278 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,440 Speaker 1: get back to study? Okay, Brady? A mean preserving spread 279 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,640 Speaker 1: is a change from one probability distribution that's A to 280 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,800 Speaker 1: another that's B. I'm not following. Let me put it 281 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,520 Speaker 1: into a way that maybe you can understand. Think of 282 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 1: the mean preserving spread in terms of frisbee. You take 283 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,280 Speaker 1: an average of all your final scores for this season. 284 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,520 Speaker 1: Any team whose averages above that has a better chance 285 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 1: of winning, right Yeah, And from that you can get 286 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 1: a point spread. What's a point spread? When you gamble 287 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,560 Speaker 1: on a frisbee game? You need to know the number 288 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,600 Speaker 1: of points the stronger team is expected to win. By 289 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,760 Speaker 1: gambling on high school sports is illegal? Oh, it's super illegal. 290 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,760 Speaker 1: Whatever you want, Brady, What is it? Clara? I can 291 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 1: tell something's on your mind. All right. You weren't at 292 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 1: a wellness resort, Brady, I wasn't. What do you know 293 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,800 Speaker 1: the address Principal Fairweather had for you? It turned out 294 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,240 Speaker 1: to be a weird bar. I've went there to find 295 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,760 Speaker 1: you and only found her a bunch of dad bicyclists. 296 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,840 Speaker 1: Were they wearing those tight little shorts and shirts that 297 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:07,600 Speaker 1: said I'm my daughter's bank account like that. A lot 298 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 1: of them were bald And where was I? I was 299 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,840 Speaker 1: sort of helping you could tell me the past three 300 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,440 Speaker 1: weeks is a total blink. But I appreciate how much 301 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 1: you're worried about me, Clara. So I got you this gift, 302 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:22,639 Speaker 1: a basket of fruit flowers. I thought you hated these things. 303 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,720 Speaker 1: What Who in their right mind would hate melon balls 304 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,840 Speaker 1: on sharp sticks? Who? Indeed? Well, Tomorrow morning is when 305 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,320 Speaker 1: Principal Fairweather and Otis Nelson needed the Ken Lab for 306 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,919 Speaker 1: their rendezvous. What they don't realize is that we're going 307 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,639 Speaker 1: to create a stressful situation to trigger their love hormones. 308 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 1: I can't wait to see how that goes, or should 309 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:50,200 Speaker 1: I say here how that goes? Good morning, Bruster Hind. 310 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,920 Speaker 1: This is a morning pre announcement to give you a 311 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,160 Speaker 1: heads up that the morning announcements will begin in approximately 312 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,879 Speaker 1: forty minutes from all of us here in the p 313 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 1: A Moon. We hope you have a pleasant pre announcement period. 314 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,480 Speaker 1: Principal fair Weather, I was afraid you wouldn't show up 315 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,800 Speaker 1: here in the chemistry lab this morning. The morning bell 316 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 1: hasn't wrung yet and you can call me Angie. Well, 317 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,440 Speaker 1: here we are, Angie, just a couple of consenting adults, 318 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,280 Speaker 1: Principal fair Weather and Otis Nelson. Sounds like some kind 319 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:27,720 Speaker 1: of kids. Show you some homemade beef jerky. I don't 320 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,840 Speaker 1: know if you want something. Oh no, I don't eat beef. 321 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:33,920 Speaker 1: It's bad for the cows. Oh true, true, but just 322 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,400 Speaker 1: just just try it. That season you sent me is fantastic. 323 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,040 Speaker 1: Well I didn't send you any seasoning. Uh well, Dexter 324 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:45,520 Speaker 1: said you. Huh uh. I think those kids might be 325 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,520 Speaker 1: trying to set us up. That's crazy. I mean we'd 326 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,280 Speaker 1: we'd be a terrible magic. We don't have any chemistry. 327 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,760 Speaker 1: Well we do now because we're in a chemistry laugh. 328 00:18:55,280 --> 00:19:01,119 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Detention, Brewster High, this is gifting with your 329 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:07,160 Speaker 1: morning announcements. We're being invaded by space aliens. Space aliens 330 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,920 Speaker 1: have taken positions all around town and are at this 331 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:13,440 Speaker 1: very moment moving towards Brewster High. This is some real 332 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,440 Speaker 1: war the world's ship going on right now. So find 333 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 1: someone you love holding type because this might be one 334 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,600 Speaker 1: of their last moments on Earth. Oh my god, I 335 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,680 Speaker 1: knew this is gonna happen sooner or later Also, I've 336 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,280 Speaker 1: been asked to mention that any unclaimed items in the 337 00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:30,440 Speaker 1: Lost and Found box will be thrown out at the 338 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: end of the week. Thank you, and watch out for 339 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: the Unions ship who wanted don't look at that? Oh 340 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:44,960 Speaker 1: God t been Lister sing at all? He already enough 341 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,760 Speaker 1: faith bullet under this nest. Yes, hold on, father, I've 342 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,760 Speaker 1: never been scared of my life. They either did. We'll 343 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,119 Speaker 1: be safe here for now. I think these tables a 344 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,879 Speaker 1: really enforced though. We should be okay at least for 345 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,280 Speaker 1: five to seven minutes. Nelson, you're so really and how 346 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 1: have I never seen it? The boy? Maybe you haven't 347 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:07,720 Speaker 1: loved I'm feeling something. It's a surge of adrenaline hand 348 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:15,360 Speaker 1: and a strong, strong attraction. I don't know how much 349 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 1: longer will be alive, but whatever it is, I want 350 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:22,679 Speaker 1: to spend it with you. Can we spend it having sex? 351 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,120 Speaker 1: On a scale one to ten? That's a big yeah? 352 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: Congratulations you two. When did you walk in here? Where 353 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,080 Speaker 1: did all the alien stuff go? You can remove your 354 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,360 Speaker 1: virtual reality goggles now we're not wearing any goggles. Holy cow, 355 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,600 Speaker 1: I am wearing VR goggles. Wait a minute, I am too. 356 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,800 Speaker 1: I didn't notice they were on. You're still in the 357 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,600 Speaker 1: came labs, just like you thought, Well, where are the 358 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 1: aliens and and the spaceships and then the explosions? They 359 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,639 Speaker 1: were never here. They were all a digital overlay like 360 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:01,560 Speaker 1: Pokemon Go. Precisely, we were in a game in a sense, 361 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,800 Speaker 1: you were playing the game of love. Dexter and I 362 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,719 Speaker 1: wanted to give your romance a kickstart, so we created 363 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,920 Speaker 1: this fictional crisis to get the juices flowing. Okay, but 364 00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:13,160 Speaker 1: how did you get these VR headsets on us without 365 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,359 Speaker 1: us noticing? Easy? We stuck them on you in the 366 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,520 Speaker 1: middle of the night while you were asleep. You've had 367 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 1: them on since you woke up this morning. How did 368 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,400 Speaker 1: you get into our houses? That was a bit more complicated. 369 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,720 Speaker 1: Do you remember the food delivery guy who came to 370 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,160 Speaker 1: each of your houses? Well that was Dexter. I thought 371 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,520 Speaker 1: that was odd because I hadn't ordered food at me neither, 372 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,280 Speaker 1: But you ate those pizzas nonetheless, and in the stuffed 373 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,080 Speaker 1: crust was a bunch of bendrill. After you were asleep, 374 00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:41,760 Speaker 1: Dexter came back in and put the headsets on you. 375 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,240 Speaker 1: Hold on, how did you get into our houses? I 376 00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:46,960 Speaker 1: know mine was locked earlier? In the day. He bumped 377 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,160 Speaker 1: into each of you in the hallways. When he did, 378 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,119 Speaker 1: he pulled those keys right out of your pocket, ran 379 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,920 Speaker 1: home and made wax molds. When he bumped into again, 380 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,760 Speaker 1: he returned them. He took the wax impressions and brought 381 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:00,360 Speaker 1: them to a metal smith. The metal smith's it open 382 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,800 Speaker 1: late as a personal favor to my father. First we 383 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,600 Speaker 1: filled the wax with a quick heartening silicone shell. That 384 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,159 Speaker 1: new mold became the basis for several metal keys that 385 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 1: were smelted right there in his shop. Wow. Not explains 386 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:17,280 Speaker 1: it than thank you, Vin. Now get back to fulling around. 387 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,000 Speaker 1: I have a feeling that erlen Meyer Flask wants to 388 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:24,240 Speaker 1: get the Bunsen burning. The principal Fairweather and Otis Nelson's 389 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,879 Speaker 1: fresh romance wasn't the only excitement that morning in the 390 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,080 Speaker 1: locker room. Brady and Hyde, we're practicing for their upcoming 391 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:36,560 Speaker 1: full Monty show and more importantly, rebuilding their friendship. We 392 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,280 Speaker 1: need some way to start our act. Yeah, every act 393 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,800 Speaker 1: needs a gimming. Ours is taking off all our clothes 394 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,000 Speaker 1: and flopping our junk around. Yeah, but what is the 395 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,880 Speaker 1: narrative here? The audience needs a way in a way 396 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:51,120 Speaker 1: to identify with us as characters. Totally agree. I think 397 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,440 Speaker 1: we kick it off with one of us saying something like, hey, everybody, 398 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,080 Speaker 1: we're about to take off all our clothes. That's what 399 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,399 Speaker 1: writer Dan Brown calls making a promise to your unions. 400 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,960 Speaker 1: I learned that in his masterclass. And then we deliver 401 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,160 Speaker 1: on that promise, one article of clothing at a time. 402 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,919 Speaker 1: But you know what could help music? When the music starts, 403 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,840 Speaker 1: we begin to move our bodies to the music in 404 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,080 Speaker 1: a sort of dance. While the idea of Hide and 405 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,040 Speaker 1: Brady stripping is exciting, I was even more excited for 406 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,040 Speaker 1: my meeting with my angel investor. I'm at the coffee 407 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,560 Speaker 1: shop right now, sitting across from him. As usual, he 408 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:32,359 Speaker 1: was in disguise as TV's Delightful ted Lasso. So what 409 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,159 Speaker 1: do you think of my piece so far? It's just 410 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,040 Speaker 1: a rough draft. Okay, I have a lot of notes. 411 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,600 Speaker 1: Next time on Brewster High. What if his name was 412 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:49,399 Speaker 1: Luke skywriter is your secret investor. Some of us players 413 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,919 Speaker 1: will want to have sex afterwards, so hang out by 414 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,880 Speaker 1: the locker room if you're looking for that sort of thing. 415 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,280 Speaker 1: Every time I meet with him, he's in a ted 416 00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:00,600 Speaker 1: Lasso costume. Nice triceps. Oh yeah, you otis are the 417 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,600 Speaker 1: working out. Something you can grind to, like Drede or 418 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,040 Speaker 1: Ed Sheeran or Adele When you're doing jumping jacks, it'll 419 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,600 Speaker 1: make your penises really flop around. This episode of Brewster 420 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,920 Speaker 1: High was written by Celess Ballard and Laura McGuire and 421 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,600 Speaker 1: Carry O'Neil and Gilly the Scene and Jonathan Stern, and 422 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,679 Speaker 1: directed by Jonathan Stern. It was performed by Lelon Bowden, 423 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,760 Speaker 1: Jordan Dahl, Ali Gandor, Jared Goldstein, Greg Hess, Peter Kim, 424 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,240 Speaker 1: Mike McCafferty, Veronica or Sorio, Shakira, Janet Pay, Marcus Fray, 425 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:32,280 Speaker 1: Anna Saragina Sager, Shake, Amy Silverberg, and Morgan Walsh. Executive 426 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,560 Speaker 1: produced by Keith Quinn and Jonathan Stern. Produced by Frannie Baldwin, 427 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,280 Speaker 1: Jack brongardt, Natalie Gurgley and Dave Salinger. Music by Mac Novac, 428 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,440 Speaker 1: Greg Martin and Alison Newman. The supervising sound editor was 429 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,800 Speaker 1: Julie Diaz and the sound editor was Jack D. Crane. 430 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:48,359 Speaker 1: Mixed by Brent Kaiser Sound Design and mixed at Unbridled Sound. 431 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,360 Speaker 1: Brewster High was a production of abominable pictures and honorable 432 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,560 Speaker 1: mention for I Heart Media. If you like the way 433 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,639 Speaker 1: I read these credits, consider me to DJ your next 434 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,640 Speaker 1: wedding or bar mitzvah.