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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, it is Garrett from Elvis Durand in

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Speaker 1: the Morning show. Now, I know you're probably looking for

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Speaker 1: the Onto Man channel and you missed the show today. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. We're on vacation just for

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Speaker 1: a little bit. We'll be back hopefully, we promised. But

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Speaker 1: instead of giving you old shows to re listen to

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Speaker 1: we figured if you're listening on demand channel, we appreciate

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Speaker 1: you and we want to give you some new content

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Speaker 1: maybe you've never heard before, like some of our podcasts

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Speaker 1: from Elvis Durand Presents. So next up, Brody and Scary,

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Speaker 1: Scary and Brody, depending how you want to call them.

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Speaker 1: They're also called the Brooklyn Boys. So here's one of

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Speaker 1: their episodes right now. I guess we'll just got that today.

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Speaker 1: The Brooklyn Boys. That it's been away, they will have

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Speaker 1: so much to say. You know, their names are brilliant,

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Speaker 1: scary one. There was a reason why I didn't like

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Speaker 1: this one. This jingle. Okay, so welcome if it's since

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Speaker 1: December five. Yeah, and we know that because Kathleen went

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Speaker 1: Bill Kathleen from our show Davis Krap You know, you

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Speaker 1: guys have an ups podcast, Sound of Fat Guys. We

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Speaker 1: just put up two episodes a Quiet Taste podcast. You

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Speaker 1: good news is we got to play that. We got

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Speaker 1: to play that jingle the boys are back in town

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Speaker 1: because we we've been out. So the week of December five,

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Speaker 1: whatever that week was, because of Zee hundreds jingle Ball

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Speaker 1: and I were both sick. Yeah. So this podcast being

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Speaker 1: sponsored by Emodium, a d emergency, not a sponsor. So

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Speaker 1: this was we were going to record on what the fourteen, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys can blame Gee Easy for being in our studio.

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Speaker 1: We couldn't do the podcast. It ain't safe. It ain't safe,

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Speaker 1: It ain't safe with me and get some money. I

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Speaker 1: it's great. You know what talking about no Limit. He

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Speaker 1: also does a song with Halsey, his girlfriend. Oh nice, God.

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Speaker 1: You want to about a lucky guy, g easy, he's

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Speaker 1: a hes talented, he's tall, he's dating Halsey. All right,

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Speaker 1: that's not cool. That's not it's cool. I think it's all.

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Speaker 1: I like Halsy. She's very nice, like in a dating way.

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Speaker 1: There's something about her. Didn't you say on The Big

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Speaker 1: Show you love Halsey but not in a creepy way.

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Speaker 1: I said that on that I think we have that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So so Scary and uh. Other members of the Morning Show,

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Speaker 1: not me, went to uh South Florida for the Y

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Speaker 1: one hundred jingle ball, so uh A lot of our

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Speaker 1: radio stations around the country do their own jingle balls.

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Speaker 1: one in in Toronto in Canada. Anyway, So Scary was

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Speaker 1: And here's Scary on the Airy one one hundred point

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Speaker 1: performers tonight was Halsey. I fall more in love with

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Speaker 1: people keep asking her to curse. So she's going to

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Speaker 1: on the big show. You can always get in touch

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Speaker 1: with us at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: And you can get in touch with us on your

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Speaker 1: social media at David Underscore Brody, at Scary Jones, s

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Speaker 1: we on the Brooklyn Boys? At the Brooklyn Boys on

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Speaker 1: the thirty episodes ago and we've only done twenty one,

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Speaker 1: still We're still at the Brookly We're still at Brooklyn Boys.

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Speaker 1: WTF for what? What the but the Brooklyn Boys podcast

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Speaker 1: with that? I had something, I was nothing I was.

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Speaker 1: episode twenty two, Free dessert but it'll but it's still

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Speaker 1: her out of that path. Well, I'm glad. I'm glad,

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Speaker 1: as I say to everybody when they write to the

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Speaker 1: Big Show, does listen. We're happy to help in anyway

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Speaker 1: we can. We're just trying to have fun. So um,

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Speaker 1: she said, things are looking up for her right now.

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Speaker 1: And uh, the two of you guys crack me up.

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Speaker 1: Love the rants, the arguments, the quick wit. Even though

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Speaker 1: I love you both, I definitely find myself relating to

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Speaker 1: Brody the most because of hashtag tribe. So she's Jewish?

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Speaker 1: Wait a second, were the name like little Presty l

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Speaker 1: O p R E S T I. Yeah, father is

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Speaker 1: Italian and the mother is Jewish and the Jewish religion

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Speaker 1: you are the mother is. I mean, that's an explanation.

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Speaker 1: Or she could have been born, thank you, or she

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Speaker 1: got married that's the other way. Tribe. Yeah, Alrightnica, Jennifer

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Speaker 1: Happy Chinooka. Uh, Chronica Jennifer Hayne has the next email, Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: Boys didn't want to put your names out there because

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Speaker 1: you don't. They don't. She didn't want us to argue.

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Speaker 1: Listen to the Big Show for many years. Finished listening binge,

442
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Speaker 1: listening to all your podcast while I'm studying. Well, I'm

443
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Speaker 1: studying for finals. Listen, one episode of this podcast is binging.

444
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,400
Speaker 1: This is a lot to listen to. And while studying

445
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Speaker 1: for finals, you guys cracked me up. I'll be writing

446
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 1: complex equations and have to stop because I'm laughing so

447
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 1: hard that I'm crying. Keep up with great work. Each

448
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,360
Speaker 1: podcast is better than the last one. You should bring

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Speaker 1: up guests on the show that jew hysterical so they

450
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,160
Speaker 1: want more guests like to fat you. Well, we're working

451
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Speaker 1: on Michael Rappaport and somebody else. I wanna tell you

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Speaker 1: thanks for making my first podcast experience and amazing. That's

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Speaker 1: Jen from Amish Country in Pennsylvania. Wow, she's listening to

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Speaker 1: us on Cups in a String. And then finally we'll

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Speaker 1: give a shout out to Bradley. Bradley a dubato, Hello,

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Speaker 1: how about this Hello, Skiri and Brodie. Hashtag I'm team

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Speaker 1: Skier hashtag team Skier. I don't have time for anymore though, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, I just want to say you guys give

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Speaker 1: bring laughter to my days. I don't have many guy friends,

460
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 1: so being able to hear you guys talk makes me

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm one of the boys. That's so cool.

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Speaker 1: Bradley Scary. I have a lot of respect for you

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Speaker 1: and all you do for the podcast and the big show.

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Speaker 1: You're living in an awesome life and it's awesome to

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Speaker 1: hear about your adventures. Brodie, I'm part of the tribe

466
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Speaker 1: as well. I love your rants. Uh They're amazing at

467
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Speaker 1: though I don't always think you're in the right in

468
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Speaker 1: certain situations, but I totally appreciate your humor and the

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Speaker 1: entertainment value of them. Thanks for all the awesome obviously

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Speaker 1: obviously a guy who likes scullions, but he finishes with

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Speaker 1: the You're an unsung hero. Keep it up. Good luck

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Speaker 1: on being top two hundred on Apple it tunes, which

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Speaker 1: hasn't happened yet, by the way, Okay, so what does

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Speaker 1: it take to in the Apple top two hundred? We've

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Speaker 1: got on the iTunes podcast Okay, there's a hundred million podcasts,

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Speaker 1: so it looks like about five more people of the

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand people that listen to us every month went

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Speaker 1: and went on iTunes and reviewed us. So again, please

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Speaker 1: go to iTunes. You need to leave a nice review

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Speaker 1: for us, a nice review. All right. I have some

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Speaker 1: listener listener tweets. Don't have music for that. I don't need.

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Speaker 1: I don't need a little. I'll make a jingle. But

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Speaker 1: right now, here's some listener tweets. So this came in today. Um,

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Speaker 1: I just stumbled on a gold mine at David Brody

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Speaker 1: at Scary Jones whatever. Share it with us because we

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Speaker 1: don't have a budget. No, no, yeah, but freaking hilarious.

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Speaker 1: And it's a picture of our podcast. So thank you.

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Speaker 1: Alex Rodriguez at a Rod zero four three, but not

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Speaker 1: the a Rod, not the one who's with j Low,

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Speaker 1: although I think Alex Rodriguez would probably like our podcast

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Speaker 1: as well. Um, so that's thank you, Alex Rodriguez. They

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Speaker 1: stumbled upon a gold mine. Uh, Doug Curran at Doug Curran.

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Speaker 1: I guess that was easy. Got his name? He writes,

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Speaker 1: you'd be proud of the free dessert I got the

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Speaker 1: other night. Hashtag paying it forward, hashtag grasshopper, hashtag mass

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Speaker 1: to split. Uh, he writes, ordered turkey sub. They gave

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Speaker 1: me Ham. I got home and called to complain. They

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Speaker 1: delivered another Ham sub, so he went. He went Ham

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Speaker 1: so okay, so he ordered turkey, got home, he realized

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Speaker 1: he had ham, called and complained. They delivered another Ham sub.

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Speaker 1: But I have to assume me from the philiary, he's saying.

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Speaker 1: Sub anyway, he writes, hashtag another one. I thought I

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Speaker 1: was getting punked. I took it. I took took it

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Speaker 1: up to the shop fuming, and got a cookie pie

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Speaker 1: and a coupon for free pizza and didn't have to

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Speaker 1: pay for the sub. Hashtag yachts and free three Ham sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, what did he do with them? Well? I

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Speaker 1: got to Ham Sandwiches free, had a free turkey sandwich

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Speaker 1: and free pizza and and and he got a free

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Speaker 1: cookie pie. And he got indigestion after all that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got a couple more here. Um, let's see Heather

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Speaker 1: Fidelibus right exactly. That's at Heather Fidelity, which is much

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Speaker 1: easier to read. She writes. At David Brody, a certain

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Speaker 1: company screwed me on my two days shipping today company

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Speaker 1: with an a I'm assuming. I looked at my husband

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Speaker 1: and told him that if I learned anything from Brody,

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Speaker 1: it's that I have to get free dessert now. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So I told her what to do and she wrote

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Speaker 1: me back. She got free one month of Amazon Prime

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Speaker 1: and attend all the gift card because she didn't get

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Speaker 1: her to day delivery the day she was supposed to

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Speaker 1: hashtag free dessert. Um, let's see. Angela Prescato six on

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Speaker 1: Twitter says today, I keep hearing you say even isn't

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Speaker 1: even I'm trying to get my free dessert. So whatever

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Speaker 1: she's working on, she's gonna let me know when she

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Speaker 1: gets it. But she's thinking about it. Uh. And then

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Speaker 1: um oh, one more Lord of Enjoyment on Instagram at

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Speaker 1: Lord of Enjoyment r d. Lord like like she's a

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Speaker 1: fan of the artist Lord of I got a hundred

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Speaker 1: dollar outback gift card today after complaining about the service.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, free dessert. I wonder how she got that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you know, my minions are learning the ways I

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Speaker 1: got I have to and I have one more condescending

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Speaker 1: no minions like you know my disciples like, I'm very

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Speaker 1: proud of them, my children. They're flying out there and

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Speaker 1: getting free dessert. I also wanted to just acknowledge tack

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Speaker 1: at k A Harper seventy eight, She wrote, is there

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Speaker 1: a follow up story about your daughter's uber eyed? Did

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Speaker 1: you get free dessert? So I need to do an

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Speaker 1: update on uber r? Have the have the part two

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Speaker 1: of the uber rant as a follow up, and I

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Speaker 1: have a ups rant. So both rants involving the letter you. Okay,

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00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: but before we get we have time. We have time.

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Speaker 1: I have unused, I have unused jokes with you. You.

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Speaker 1: I might need to enlist your help right now, Brodie,

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Speaker 1: because I've been going through this for about six months. Okay,

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00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: but before you say, remind me you had a rant

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Speaker 1: today on the Big Show that we said you're gonna

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00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,119
Speaker 1: you're gonna bring to the table today. It's a brody rant,

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00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 1: but you did it and I called you on it.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even realize you're brody ning. Okay, then you

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00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: have to call me out on this. I even know

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Speaker 1: which one it was. I'm gonna write it down right now,

554
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: but I will do the rant again here. Doesn't start

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Speaker 1: with you, though, Go ahead, all right, well, are we

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00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: writing all this down? Because I got it, we're getting

557
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: ourselves more and more into her tails. Go ahead, you

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00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 1: do your your complaint, and we're gonna bring Bethany in

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00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: our curse. Not a key book, it's not a complaint.

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Speaker 1: It's it's actually something I'm gonna need help with because

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Speaker 1: I actually got I bought a TV for my girlfriend

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Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, about two years ago, beautiful

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Speaker 1: flat panel TV. And they're all flat panel. I know

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Speaker 1: they're all flat panel. It's just a t V, all right,

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Speaker 1: and it right? What happens after it goes out of

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Speaker 1: its about a year and about right after its warranty

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Speaker 1: is over. Six months later, the thing ships to bed,

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00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: the TV doesn't turn on, and then we realize if

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Speaker 1: you jiggle the cable a little bit, we think it

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Speaker 1: might be the power supply is nothing, because the TV

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Speaker 1: actually works. It works intermittently, on, off, on. Now is

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Speaker 1: this mounted on a wall where there would be no? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's not. It's it's actually freestanding, and this television is

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Speaker 1: now well, it's out of warranty. I called up the company.

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Speaker 1: I said, guys, four months after this thousand dollar television

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Speaker 1: goes out of warranty, this starts to happen, Well, we're sorry.

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Speaker 1: You have to take it to an independent repair person

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00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: or you know, pay the price. Now I know the

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Speaker 1: TV is not shot because it does turn on occasionally

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Speaker 1: if you jiggle the wire and the right by the

581
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: way jiggling the wire, it turns me on as well.

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00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: But it all tiggled my wire. I go right, But

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Speaker 1: you jiggle the wire on pretty much any appliance, it's

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Speaker 1: it usually works. So it's not like it's it's something

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Speaker 1: with the little like things on the screen, the led

586
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: whatever the hell that that stuff is nothing but the motherboard.

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00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: It's a freaking power supply problem. So I'm like, somebody

588
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: just did something. Is is not soldered properly on the inside,

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Speaker 1: and it's causing this to go on and off. Well,

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Speaker 1: it telling me that I'm gonna have to pay out

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Speaker 1: a pocket for this. I think did you register is

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Speaker 1: under two years old? Did you register the TV when

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Speaker 1: you bought it? Did you register the purchase date and

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Speaker 1: you received you know that card that comes with you,

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Speaker 1: because nobody they throw the card right out. I did.

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Speaker 1: So here's my question. Was part of that Let's say

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Speaker 1: the TV was eleven months old. Right, it's under warranty.

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Speaker 1: How would you approve that? Do you have a credit

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Speaker 1: card bill? You have any kind of proof of purchase?

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Speaker 1: I do have proof of puruice. Yeah. I paid for

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Speaker 1: it on a credit card. I have the I have

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Speaker 1: it right there. It's on my amix. I'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you something that happened away. I got something repaired,

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Speaker 1: because is it is? It? Is it hopeless for me

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Speaker 1: and people that are in situation. Remember the months you

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Speaker 1: bought it. It was December, was for Christmas, okay, and

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00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: then and then a Christmas passed after that, and then

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Speaker 1: it happened in April like motherfucker's four months later. The

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Speaker 1: thing goes out of You brought it for yourself, right

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Speaker 1: for my girlfriend? Okay, so it's at her house. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well the thing is I got a replacement TV, which

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Speaker 1: I paid for because I felt bad. And that TV

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Speaker 1: is now sitting on there her apartment floor, and it's

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Speaker 1: a great TV. It's a good condition and it's an

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Speaker 1: extra TV. I'm so angry. I'm beside myself. Here's here's

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Speaker 1: something that I did. I did it with um a

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Speaker 1: hose reel. I did it with a barbecue grill things

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Speaker 1: out of warranty, and I did with a TV. Said

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Speaker 1: you buy the TV in December, right, but you didn't

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Speaker 1: give it or set it up for a few months. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you've really only used the TV for like eleven

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Speaker 1: months and you know it's defective. You know you should

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Speaker 1: stand by your product. I mean there's ways, there's ways. Look,

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Speaker 1: if you get the right customer service person on the phone,

625
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: you can handle it two ways. When you're asking for

626
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: a favor because you're in the wrong, you can be

627
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 1: extra nice, extra polite and say, look, I bought the

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Speaker 1: TV of my mom. She's you know, shut in, she

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Speaker 1: don't get out much. Oh my god, and you know

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Speaker 1: that doesn't have the income to fix the telen Vision.

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Speaker 1: Well this was I this happened to my mother at

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Speaker 1: one point. So I'm telling you, and if it's true,

633
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: they're not gonna call and ask your mother how she's doing.

634
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: And so you know you bought the TV by asking

635
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: me no, no, no, no no. But what I'm saying

636
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: is you can you can bear your soul and explain

637
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: the situation. And a lot of times the customer service

638
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: person will say, you know what, Mr Brodie, it is

639
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: a little bit out of warranty. But I see a

640
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: regular customer because you know, miss I buy, we'll call

641
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: it Johnson TVs because I don't want to mention a

642
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: brand name, right, So you know what, all the TVs

643
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: in my house for Johnson TVs. I buy nothing but

644
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: Johnson TVs. And I have the model numbers, and I go.

645
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: I have an x K forty seven. I have an

646
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 1: x K thirty six. I have a U L forty five.

647
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: I've been buying these Johnson TVs for eleven years. Everything

648
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: I love, I love them. I get my friends to

649
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: buy him. I'm very excited and happy with the brand.

650
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: I've never had a problem this one TV. I was

651
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: shocked because you're Johnson TVs are the best. I tell

652
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: everybody the best. Everyone knows I'm a Johnson TV guy.

653
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: Slattery and and then I'm telling you. And by the way,

654
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: this is true when I when I call a company,

655
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm telling the truth. So when you know you're in

656
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: the wrong, I embellished the funk out of it. I

657
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,479
Speaker 1: let them know which is the truth. I'm a I'm

658
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: brand loyal. So if I buy a TV or stereo,

659
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: I've bought eleven of them, like all my TVs in

660
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: my house in the same company. So you're pretty much

661
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: showing a history that I'm happy with the product of

662
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: the family, happy with the product. I get my friends

663
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: to buy Johnson TVs. Love, I go to the electronics

664
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: stores and starat Johnson TVs. I should call this company

665
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,959
Speaker 1: and I should say tell them I would. Is there

666
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: something you can do? Is there someone I can talk to?

667
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: Because really it's a couple of months and I don't.

668
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: I don't pull on it. I don't have a dog,

669
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: I don't have like nobody went back there. There's all

670
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: by itself. Look, I I know sometimes TVs come out

671
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: they're not perfect. Once in a blue moon, a soddering

672
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: isn't perfect. I get it. It happens, Okay. So if

673
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: I combine that type of story, the lottery, the brand loyalty. Yeah,

674
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: with the combination of someone who's a good customer service,

675
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: then you're gonna get your free dessert. I've I've had

676
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: very good luck. And if it doesn't work, you'll wait

677
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: a day and call back and get somebody else who

678
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: doesn't know you called the first guy. Eventually, But what

679
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: you're saying is I'm not entitled to anything it's going

680
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 1: in this case, legally they can say what they want.

681
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: Better companies like Johnson TVs, Like if what if you

682
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: have a major brand, n you know what, Oh, it's

683
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 1: a major brand, right this. This guy has a as

684
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,720
Speaker 1: eleven in a row Johnson TVs. Good guy, We wanted

685
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: to buy a twelfth and thirteen Johnson TV whomever. Alright,

686
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: well pass a great company until I found LG and

687
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: they're better. I would sorry, because the replacement TV is

688
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: kicking ass right now. All right, here's what I'll say

689
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: about Panasonic. In two thousand seven, when Plasma TV these

690
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: were big, Panasonic was the brand, right, Sony was your

691
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: your regular HD, your whatever. I don't I remember it

692
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: was forget what the alternative to plasma was back then,

693
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: and so plasma you gotta panasas C, l C D

694
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: R plasma Right, Sony was the best l C D.

695
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: Then Panasonic was Plasma. Then it went into Then Plasma

696
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 1: got phased out and Panasonic got phased out. Panasonic is

697
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: not a big name in TVs anymore. They make a

698
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: lot all the great Yeah, okay, but I would have

699
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,879
Speaker 1: called them and said, look love Panasai. Panasonic headphones Panasonic.

700
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: I would even mention that, you know, hey, I'm on

701
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: the radio show. Panasonic is a sponsor. We loves really

702
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 1: on the radio show. Really well, don't you think I've

703
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: tried that before. I'm just you gotta work it in.

704
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: By the way, anyway, I have a microphone, so I

705
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 1: feel like I don't want to use that. I want

706
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: them to do it because as a customer, I deserve it. Uh,

707
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: but you have to prove you deserve it. Yea. They

708
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: get a thousand people calling with oh yeah, my TV's broken,

709
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: it's out of warranty. So if you get nowhere with them,

710
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: then what then you escalate the conversation. You call back, Oh,

711
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: you try this story with another customer, right, and then

712
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 1: you hit him up on Twitter? Because make do they

713
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: make notes in your account like okay, this story. Some do,

714
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: some don't. They have notes in the account some of them.

715
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: I said, I've noticed that, like, oh, we said you

716
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: called here ten minutes ago with a similar tale. Yeah,

717
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 1: but you can say very easily, you say, you know what.

718
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: I spoke to a guy yesterday. He told me that

719
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: a supervisor could help me, but they were not available yesterday.

720
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: Some call him back so the whole And by the way,

721
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,919
Speaker 1: when they say they getting a supervisor, I'm convinced ninety

722
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: cent at the time, it's just ed next in the

723
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: next cubicle. Yeah, I'm a supervisor. You're you're on the

724
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 1: same level as great. Yeah, hey, Mike and hit a supervisor.

725
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, right, all right, all right, so then

726
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: there you go. So when when you're in the wrong,

727
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: when you're in the wrong, yeah, yeah, you can't do

728
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: you can't pull the free dessert card. And the the

729
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: even is not even because they don't owe you anything, right,

730
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 1: and it wasn't a customer service. That's right, it's out

731
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: of warranty. You got to give them the di verbal dessert.

732
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: I'm in the wrong. Uh. Benthonys peering through the glass.

733
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 1: I think she's ready to come in and curse. Now.

734
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: If you don't, if you didn't hear a curse on

735
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 1: the podcast before, case, you're listening out of order. Bethany

736
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: is very prim and proper on the radio and on

737
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 1: her podcast and acquired taste. And so we got a

738
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: couple of requests because we cursed on the podcast, and

739
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: we curse on the fifty minute morning show, and not

740
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: because we can curse. We just work it into its

741
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 1: regular conversation for us, we don't have to be careful

742
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: about what we say. Somebody said, well, we've we've never

743
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: heard Bethany curse on the fifty minute Morning show. Can

744
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: she come up? Can she curse on your podcast? And

745
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: by the way, I mean it took a lot for

746
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: her the city of the word fart on the on

747
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: the morning show. I mean that was like a ten

748
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: minute segment on the show. And she finally did and

749
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 1: it was she kind of slurred it. She barely said it.

750
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: I don't even think she it counts that that that

751
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: that's how like barely she said it. But well that's

752
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: just where she was. She's from the Midwest. She's from Wisconsin.

753
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: And another the thing, um here she comes hit the button,

754
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: the door button. Okay. So Bethany is known for using

755
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: big words. And that's why another reason I think she

756
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: doesn't curse, because most curses of like four letter words,

757
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: five letter words, mostly four, and I think that the

758
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 1: length of the curse words are beneath her. But anyway,

759
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 1: so we got we got a jingle for her. People said,

760
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: we want to hear Bethany curse on your a lot

761
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: of good feedback from the last time she came on

762
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: and she cursed on the show. So hold on, turn

763
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: her my gun. Rookie, rookie, we have a jingle. You

764
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: are ready? Are you almost ready to curse? Yes? The

765
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: jingle Bethany wantson from the ELP straight in morning show. Well,

766
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: I feel ripped off because that's the same exact cadence

767
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: and the same jingle and the same singers as we

768
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: may have had the same day recording session. Were on

769
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: a bust thank you? Okay? Similar okay? Oh I forgot

770
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: my jean jacket. Wait wait, wait, hol on, you have

771
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: a costume for this? My god, why can't you just

772
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: cars like? You can't? She doesn't just come in and

773
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: just do this. Okay. So while Bethany's out let me

774
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: just talk about I wasn't talking about a sponsor, right,

775
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: I got rans to get Bethany has a sponsor. Bethany's

776
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: wearing her sponsor. Where did you get that beautiful jean

777
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: jacket there, Bethany? Why a company called Boho Hunter? Come on,

778
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: hold on a second, Come on, this is you asked

779
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: I just wanted to wear my jean. I didn't know,

780
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: but I did ask. I fell right into that trap.

781
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: We're trying to get sponsored, beautiful jacket. He's mentioning every

782
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: client that already sponsors him. This isn't a sponsor. Okay, good, yeah, alright,

783
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: So play the jingle again for Bethany. I'm excited to

784
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: hear a carsteny. Seriously, but you're gonna you can do

785
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: this is a four letter word or what Bethany dull

786
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 1: eyed lights? Hold on a second. She's got a mug

787
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: of something and it's smoking. Wait a minute, what is

788
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: Why is this a bubbling mug? It's like a bubbling quadron.

789
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: It's for my for my curse. There's a lot of fanfare,

790
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 1: a lot of smoke around this. Ready, Just cursing is easy,

791
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna do it. Ready, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, Aldo,

792
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 1: I feel like I should get ready here, hold on

793
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: my ready. I feel like it should be snapchating. We're

794
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: gonna social media this. Hold on. It's very exciting. You're

795
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 1: gonna curse the curse? I mean it's not like, yeah,

796
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 1: what is I'm ready? Ready? What is going on there?

797
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: Do you want to replay this jingle? I've played it

798
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: like eight times. Ready you want to hear it again?

799
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: I want to hear it more. Okay, here we go.

800
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: This is a Bethany's curse of the week to shadows

801
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:04,240
Speaker 1: of darkness, spirits within, harness, the energy. Let it begin,

802
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 1: draw down the moon, bring me the shadows. I am

803
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: ready to see my other side. Can't you just say? Fuck? Man,

804
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: that was a curse. Dude, you did that to me

805
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: last time. I need something, just quick, something something that's it.

806
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: That's it. That's we ask them. Do you you want me

807
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: to try one more times? At the knee? Are you ever?

808
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: Are you gonna come in here? It's just just what

809
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 1: she does swearing scary. The thing is fucking bubbling. It's

810
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: a it's a coffee mug and part of the process.

811
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 1: Can you not talk over the sound? What is in that?

812
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: Have you ever not talked in your entire life? Like scary?

813
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: In a tub? It's a white and there's just smoke

814
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: upon smoke upon smoke billowing out of the damn thing.

815
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: But we asked it a curse. Come on, okay, I'll

816
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 1: do it again. I want you to curse. I want,

817
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: I want, I want, Okay, I'll get curse. Ready to

818
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: play sounder, the black power of the raven flies above

819
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: my head, the black power of the feather and the

820
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: smoke and the dead. Okay, thank you? Are you gonna

821
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: drink from that? Now? She looks evil? I'm afraid now.

822
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: Oh she's been transfer I can't believe what I'm just

823
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: what I'm seeing right now. Thank you, thank you. All right,

824
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: thanks to coming by Bethany. Listen to an Acquired Taste

825
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: podcast every Wednesday on I Heart Radio. Alright, get out

826
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: at cross pollinate with our podcast. I Love you too.

827
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: Do we get plugs on your podcast? What? Bertie here? Yeah,

828
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: and said that they don't plug us. I would complain,

829
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: but you'll put a curse on us. I do have

830
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: to thank Brodie because he's been very helpful in the

831
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: gift preparation for the Acquired Taste listeners. So we will

832
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 1: plug you on on the We've taped ahead a little bit,

833
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: but we're gonna plug you guys because you guys are awesome.

834
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 1: We love you. We love you too. If there's anything

835
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,959
Speaker 1: we can ever do for you, let me know. Maybe

836
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: you two okay, coo, okay, okay, okay, So what else

837
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: are we gonna talk about? Nothing? We can we talk

838
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: about I'm afraid, okay to talk about what's going on

839
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: in the background. What you guys are doing is that

840
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: is that we just can't be too specific. Okay, I

841
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I feel I feel bad for our

842
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: listeners because you guys are doing something amazing. You're you

843
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: guys are pretty much giving something to your listeners for

844
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: the holidays, right, Yeah, we we just wanted to say

845
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: thank you, you know, because we have a lot of

846
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: amazing listeners, as do you guys who are like listening

847
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: with heart, like they are not only listening, but they're

848
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: actively engaging in the community, and we just wanted to like,

849
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 1: it's not much, it's just a way to say thanks.

850
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: So we asked people to send us their mailing addresses

851
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: and we're going to send them a little something. And

852
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: that makes our podcast look bad to try to make

853
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 1: you guys, we just thought it was I think it's

854
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: it's it's it's unexpected and unrequired. So I think that

855
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 1: you guys aren't doing anything wrong. Yeah, but you guys

856
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 1: are doing something so right, and I feel like we're

857
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: only twenty one, were twenty one episodes in here, and

858
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: we're up, so it's a little I mean, we've just

859
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: we've been around longer than we want to say thanks

860
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: for being with us, which is nice, but I feel

861
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: like I feel like that, I feel naked because we're

862
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,320
Speaker 1: not taking care of our listeners in a way and

863
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna work on something. I mean, I've been I

864
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: have some ideas for our listeners, but you guys have

865
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: other things in the works as well, and I feel

866
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: like I want to be there with you guys. It's

867
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: not a jealousy thing so much as I'm envious that

868
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:58,919
Speaker 1: we're not hooking up our listeners the way you guys

869
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: are hooking up yours. Well, I don't think, but I

870
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: don't want to overblow what this is. It's not like

871
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: we're sending them packages in the mail. Very thoughtful. It's

872
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 1: so thoughtful, and you know what I feel like, we oh,

873
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: I feel like I want to buy our listeners a slice,

874
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 1: like a slice of pizza. I think we should maybe

875
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: give every one of our listeners a slice of pizza.

876
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: But it's a lot though, even if even if we

877
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: have a dollar slice, who has a kind of money?

878
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: So can we order like slices? Do you think we

879
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: get a discount on that? What about the other we

880
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: have to sponsor at that point. Yeah, the hard way

881
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 1: get a sponsor because this is expensive expensive, all right,

882
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: it's expensive, a f a f um, But you guys

883
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 1: are amazing. I live a podcast there having me on. Hey,

884
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: thanks for your curse of the week. Christmas Christmas, Very

885
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: Christmas Christmas is here by? Yeah. So can I tell

886
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 1: you about the guest that I'm trying to book? Yeah?

887
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: Would you? I'm still working on Michael Rappaport. Is that

888
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: really going to happen? Though he falls on Twitter? That's enough.

889
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: Well we'll get his attention, damnit. So I'm thinking we

890
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: should have snooky Nicole Polizian studio. I have a connect

891
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 1: to get her up here. We do have a lot

892
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: in common, don't we. I mean you and she know

893
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: well yeah, I mean Jersey Shore Like I used to

894
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: party there a lot. She used to party there a lot.

895
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: The thing is now she's you know, she's got a family.

896
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: Um I happened and I haven't know her husband. I

897
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: was in a fantasy football league with him. But she

898
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: also has a podcast, and I figure it'll be great

899
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: for her to come on here and her talk about

900
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 1: our podcast. And we talked about her podcast, and you know,

901
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: we just have a good time. She seems like the

902
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: kind of person that could get down with us that

903
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: there's no restrictions. You know why the fact Jewish worked,

904
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: you know why you know got you know guys like that,

905
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: because it's like he could sit down and just beat

906
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: him all right. Like in our old podcast that I

907
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: used to do. We had Stasi from um Fan of

908
00:46:58,239 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: pup Rules up here a couple of times, and she

909
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,720
Speaker 1: is great because she would just sit down and be herself.

910
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 1: We can talk about it. Do you want her life?

911
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I wanted my ge rappaport and he said, yeah,

912
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: I feel like it went would even out if I said,

913
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: but but Snook, it would be great because she would

914
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: open up, I think, and I think she would because

915
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: she shot. She shot. You can't get you can't get

916
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 1: out of talk. But that's my point. You know, she

917
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: would she would roll with the punch. Here's what I

918
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 1: like the most regular show, and she would fit right.

919
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: Here's what I like most about Snooky. In two thousand six,

920
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: I wrote a song for the New York Mats when

921
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: they were in the World Series. Well, they were going

922
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: to the World Series. They didn't didn't make it, but

923
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: they were on their way and uh, she filmed herself

924
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: singing the song on YouTube and put it up. And

925
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 1: so she was a fan of my work before she

926
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: was famous. So I would talk to her about that.

927
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: But I was in her basement and she has no clue. Yeah,

928
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: I mean I was with her. I was with her.

929
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: We were doing a fantasy football draft. They had a

930
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 1: fantasy football draftball. Well, I can't say anything negative because

931
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: you may want to have her on, so I won't.

932
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say. Tweet us and let us know

933
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 1: if we should have uh snooky on she And by

934
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: the way, this is not snooky, no, no, no, this

935
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:11,439
Speaker 1: is this is she's changed. By the way, about about

936
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: tweeting us, I want to make a request of our listeners. Um,

937
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: Instagram isn't really a communication social media platform. To go

938
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: on a picture of me with b B eight and

939
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: start talking about other stuff, that's for Instagram. That's no,

940
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: that's for Twitter. I'm saying, don't go on Instagram and

941
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: still having conversations that are not about the picture. That

942
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: happens every time. You know, it's just not really the

943
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: place for it. Or DM me and I'll have a

944
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: conversation with you. But it's weird to have like, oh,

945
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 1: asking me. I don't want to call anybody out. But

946
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: then it be like, well I don't have Twitter. First

947
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 1: of all, you just have Twitter. It's awesome. Um, but

948
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: DM me. Then I respond to all d M it's

949
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: not a problem. Or email us or whatever. But they

950
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: should stay on point, on message. If there's a picture

951
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: of you with b b A, yeah, but the girl

952
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: I love. They love having nice converse. Yeah, when's the

953
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,279
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast? That's that's okay. But if it's like

954
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 1: other stuff, the problem. The problem is they have no

955
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: other place on Instagram to go because they can only

956
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: comment on pictures and they'll go to your most recent

957
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: They can slide their mind, they can slide into my

958
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 1: d M s, or they can they can email me

959
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: my emails on elvistan dot com. You can email me

960
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 1: anytime you want. I just sometimes it's clunky to have

961
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: conversations back in because then you get an alert and

962
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: you have to find it in the stream and scroll

963
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: looking for the whatever. By the way, I really want

964
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: to hear what's going on with this uber? I gotta

965
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 1: I gotta okay, So just to reset quickly. Last we

966
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: left the Charles and Tribulations of Uber. Put my twelve

967
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 1: year old daughter in an uber to go north on

968
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: the New Jersey Turnpike. The driver when south by mistake,

969
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 1: got off, looped around when south by mistake, looped around

970
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: when south by mistake, and finally went north after looping

971
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: south south south south right. Uh got her there forty

972
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: minutes late. Tried to charge me sixty three dollars for

973
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: thirty dollar ride. Actually, so it was my wife who

974
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: put her in the in the uber. It was my

975
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: wife's account and her email address that paid for the

976
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: uber right, refused to deal with you still come at

977
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: him our joint bank account whatever. So uh, my wife

978
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: tried to complain politely through the app and they were like, uh,

979
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: the driver took the best route possible and uh sorry,

980
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, look at the map because you

981
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: can chart it. Right. Okay, you guys all heard the

982
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: uberrant when I said it's I'm Melissa bit right, So

983
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: it ended. The last you heard was they weren't gonna help.

984
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: I've been ripping them on on social media day after day,

985
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 1: our listeners, great listeners, ripping them all. So give Brody's

986
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: free dessert whatever. So the bottom line with me was

987
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: they said they wanted my phone number, then said we're

988
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,720
Speaker 1: not gonna call you because we're gonna call your wife whatever.

989
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: Then I said, okay, what call my wife? And they said, oh,

990
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: we don't call people. We just use your phone number

991
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,399
Speaker 1: to look up your account. So after all that, they're

992
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: not calling either one of us. Okay, So my wife

993
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: goes on Twitter. After I tell her there's nothing I

994
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: can do, but if you want, give them your number

995
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 1: and hand me the phone like I'm ready or whatever

996
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: you want me to do. She's like, well, logging, you

997
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 1: want to be logging her Twitter account and then finally said,

998
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll handle it. I've learned a thing

999
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: or two over the years. I'll handle it. So she

1000
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: goes on social media. She's got like thirty followers. She's

1001
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,439
Speaker 1: not it's not big on on on Twitter, but whatever.

1002
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: She used her account and she said, hey, you guys

1003
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 1: suck you try. You didn't help me, blah blah blah.

1004
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: So they they write her back an email. They look

1005
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: up her account the email and I said, hey, they

1006
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: said the same bullshit again. We really want to help you,

1007
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: but our records show whatever, please use the app. She

1008
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: went off on them in an email. They called her,

1009
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: She didn't answer the phone, she didn't recognize the number.

1010
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: But Uber, who doesn't call anybody, called her right left

1011
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: a voicemail with an email address. She emailed them again,

1012
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: what happened when south and south and south and they

1013
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: and and they're like, and you tried to charge me?

1014
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 1: You did not thing. All they did was then charge

1015
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 1: how the right amount? No free dessert? Nothing sounds like

1016
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: they're driving her in circles the way they drove your

1017
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: daughter in circles. But ump ump. So she got back

1018
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 1: to the people that called her, even though they claim

1019
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: they never call anybody, and they apologized. Oh and they

1020
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: gave us a full refund free dessert. Bam got the

1021
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: ride for free, so hold on, hold on and dollar

1022
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: credit for the next ride. There's your free dessert. Okay,

1023
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: that's the free right. I jumped ahead so so that

1024
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: the ride was free. We apologize because my wife said

1025
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: to them, okay, and same thing and said, yeah, okay,

1026
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: so you didn't charge us for the bad ride as

1027
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have. Okay, and why would I use your

1028
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: service again? And they said, here's twenty five credit towards

1029
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: you next ride. We're terribly sorry. Let us let us

1030
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 1: do better next time. So kudos to my wife for

1031
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: picking up the mantle, running with it and getting refund

1032
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: and free dessert from Uber. You suck less now, Uber,

1033
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:17,320
Speaker 1: there's your update. That's TV unused punch lines. That is

1034
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 1: not my rant of the day. I know it's my

1035
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: rant of the day. Has coming up? Oh it hasn't

1036
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: ending you you're gonna not see coming Okay, we're talking out.

1037
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: I want to give credit to an unused joke from

1038
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: a texter from texted is the part of the show

1039
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: where we have unused jokes from the Elsta Ram Big

1040
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 1: Show where I write jokes of people on the show

1041
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 1: as the show is live as it's happening, and the

1042
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: punch lines don't get used and ran getting tossed in

1043
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: the garbage. We saved them and read them live on

1044
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 1: this podcast. Okay, So we were talking about doing Keegel's.

1045
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:49,760
Speaker 1: Kegels is when you women tighten up their vaginal muscles

1046
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: or whatever they do. They know what it is. For men,

1047
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: it's when you're peeing and you stop your stuff from peeing,

1048
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,400
Speaker 1: you squeeze it and like you contract something and you

1049
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: stop being that's the kegel muscle, the ban but it's

1050
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: not really the kegel muscle. But if you feel it

1051
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: in the venus, whatever do you you're exercising betwegles right, okay?

1052
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: And and so a texticle it and said they should

1053
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 1: call that puss ups up. I didn't write that. That

1054
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 1: was very funny. We did a story about Apple Is

1055
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: opening up factories in Ireland and I said, oh the

1056
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: net case they be Macintosh apples. Little Mick joke down

1057
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: all right. Uh. We were debating whether die Hard is

1058
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: a Christmas movie and because people say, well, it's a

1059
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: Christmas movie because it was there was a Christmas party

1060
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: going on when the buildings attacked in the first I

1061
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: heard movie. By the way, it's not called Diehard one,

1062
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 1: it's just die Hard, okay um. And I said, well,

1063
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: if Diehards a Christmas movie simply because it has a

1064
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: Christmas tree and a scene, the Jaws is a summer

1065
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: fun film because and they didn't go to that. Uh.

1066
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: There was a story about someone getting arrested for drag

1067
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,839
Speaker 1: racing in a Buticles Saber. Buticles Saber is an old

1068
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: guy's car. It's an old piece a ship, no offensive

1069
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: bulticle Saber beautiful podcast right now, not a new butic

1070
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 1: least Saber, the old ones, the big Ones. And I said,

1071
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: if if a buticlest Saber was dragging anything dragging on

1072
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: a bugle, Saber was probably the muffler. We didn't get

1073
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: to that. A woman burned down her house because she

1074
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 1: had bed bugs. She tried to burn them out of

1075
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 1: the bed and under them, and she burned down the

1076
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: whole house. So my joke was, now she has rubble bugs.

1077
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,439
Speaker 1: We didn't get to that. Um. We did a story

1078
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 1: about a woman who likes to she people who marry

1079
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: inanimate objects. That is so remember that on the Big Shop.

1080
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 1: It's so weird to me. So a woman married her scissors,

1081
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: so I said, well, you know a lot of women

1082
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,280
Speaker 1: love scissoring. We didn't get to that. That's funny. Another

1083
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: woman married the statue of Liberty, So my joke was, well,

1084
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 1: she carried a church for the statue Liberty for many years.

1085
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 1: We didn't get to that one. Uh Froggy said, if

1086
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:54,439
Speaker 1: we asked everyone on the show, if you could marry

1087
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 1: anything you want, what would you marry? Frog? You said,

1088
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 1: marry his bed? And I said, well, sure as the

1089
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 1: treats his bed like a king. We didn't get to that.

1090
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: That's a cute little it's a cute little pun. Uh.

1091
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,399
Speaker 1: Dave Matthews had his appendix taken out, which I wrote,

1092
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: I guess his body isn't a wonderland. We didn't get

1093
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: to that. Well, I have your body is a wonderland

1094
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 1: by John Mayer, right, which is why we didn't get

1095
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 1: to that joke. I don't want to point that out.

1096
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,239
Speaker 1: Would have been a good joker. Was John Mayer get

1097
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 1: to that joke? But if John Mayer has an accident,

1098
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: I'm using that joke again. What happened was his Dave

1099
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: Matthews story. Again he has apendix taken out. Okay, yeah,

1100
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: but anyway, Yeah, I sucked up the singer. It's the

1101
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,839
Speaker 1: changeable he does Aunt's marching. That's right, that's all right.

1102
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: And then um Elvis was talking about how he bought

1103
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: a bathball and he took a bath with this effervescent

1104
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 1: bathball and he said, I'm not used to taking a

1105
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 1: bath with a bathball, and I said, no, you're used

1106
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: to taking a bath with footballs. At the topic that,

1107
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 1: how did he not do that job? I don't know.

1108
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. Not all great one

1109
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: of the life up the singer, but that would made

1110
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: my day right there. That's like reaching number one on

1111
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,320
Speaker 1: the old David Letterman's top ten lists. And finally the

1112
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: number one and what are you talking about? Usually have

1113
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: footballs in your time? You didn't get to that one.

1114
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: That was my favorite joker. I mean that joke stands

1115
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: on its own without even having a sense the fact

1116
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: he didn't do it as nuts Hio anyway. Um, So

1117
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you what I'm having for dinner

1118
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: for Christmas Eve. Yeah, and I wanted to share this

1119
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: with but I want to talk about I want to

1120
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: talk about your rant. Okay, get your rant. I have

1121
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: a side rant and then I have a rant. So

1122
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: pick your order. How many freaking rants? Well I got

1123
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: enough at tomorrow show too. Sure, we haven't been on

1124
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: it two weeks, that's right. So I wanted to tell

1125
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: you guys what what I'm having. I'm just gonna be

1126
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: straight out with it. I'm having sushi. We ordered sushi

1127
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: on Christmas Eve. It's become a tradition in the Scary family,

1128
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: held very close to the vest. We don't want to

1129
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: admit it to too many people. Yeah, and because I

1130
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: don't know why, we just you know, Chris to cook

1131
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: for Christmas Eve in the Catholic tradition. When when you

1132
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 1: say the scary family, you mean your mom and dad. Yeah,

1133
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: my brother, my sister, Anthony and Rowe and aunt Millie

1134
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 1: and ya Tony and Rowe from Brooklyn. This is their idea.

1135
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 1: They started this. But well, no, wait a minute, are

1136
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: you counting I'm gonna get this wrong. Forgive me, I'm

1137
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: not I'm not a Christian, don't you guys? Do the

1138
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: feast of like the seven fishes. Yes, and there's seven

1139
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 1: fish if you want, that's exactly how you can get it.

1140
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: You got you got a tuna, you got to I

1141
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 1: got lobster, salmon, salmon I got, and I got shrimped

1142
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: and and you're doing another one. So you're doing the

1143
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:40,040
Speaker 1: feast of the uncooked seven fishes. I mean, it's still

1144
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:42,439
Speaker 1: seven fish if you think about it, you're right, because

1145
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 1: you're supposed to have seven fish. So and by the way,

1146
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: I pluralize fishes because that's what it's called the seven fishes.

1147
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: I know it's fish, but I've heard referred to in

1148
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: Brooklyn the fish of the seven Fish. Correcting yourself up

1149
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: before the grammar police come together. I'm letting you know

1150
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: that I'm I'm I'm calling it what people in Brooklyn

1151
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: call it, the Feast of the Seven Fishes, a step

1152
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: head of the curve. That was my homage to Brooklyn.

1153
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 1: Your homage. Well, at the end of the day, it

1154
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: is a bitch to cook, I mean, for for Christmas Eve,

1155
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 1: because if you're trying to do seven fish, the first

1156
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: of all, you gotta have like seven people, like a

1157
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: team of people working, because everything needs to be clean,

1158
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 1: and it's just it takes a lot of time. It's

1159
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 1: very laborious to put together a Christmas Eve feast that

1160
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: ends when you gobble it up in three minutes. Yeah,

1161
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: but your mom row has been making Italian style Brooklyn

1162
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 1: Christmas meals and calamaria little bottle of us book on

1163
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: the tablet Sboka, right Isette. So we've been doing this

1164
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: forever and then a few years ago she just stopped

1165
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: and she's like, because what if we just flipped this

1166
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 1: bitch and just totally do sushi? And so we get

1167
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 1: like pretty much the best is wrong. The best takeout

1168
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 1: sushi you know available bowl in Brooklyn at that hour. Well,

1169
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: and they're all open actually on Christmas Eve, believe it

1170
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: or not. And we we we go pick up platsa

1171
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 1: sushi we ordered an advance. So my mother, a mother one,

1172
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 1: is texting me right now. I want to She's got

1173
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: me out a group text with my sister, trying to

1174
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: take our dinner orders. Look at her, she this is

1175
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: my mom. She she's got me, my sister, my brother,

1176
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 1: and she's all right, who wants what? And then she

1177
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 1: screenshots the order from two thousand fift moms screenshotting she goes,

1178
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: do you want porkyosa? Do you want salmon roll? The

1179
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: yummy roll? Who wants the Connie? Oh? I get it,

1180
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: the yaka Tory chicken. In lieu of cooking and cleaning,

1181
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 1: she's taken up the mantle of just putting together the order. Yeah,

1182
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 1: that's exactly I need seven layer lasagna. Mom, that's what

1183
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 1: I need. That's Christmas Day. The next day we do.

1184
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 1: Everything is cooking, right. I know, by the way, I

1185
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 1: don't imply that your mother should cook alone. But I

1186
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: don't think your dad cooks right now? He grills now, right,

1187
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,200
Speaker 1: they don't cook. So, but I did convey into a

1188
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, like, Ma, we can't. We gotta

1189
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: have I gotta have big clams, and I gotta have

1190
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 1: I gotta have fried shrimp. So it's my job. Jesus

1191
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 1: died for your sins. You gotta have my job to

1192
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: lug my my deep friar over to the house and

1193
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: take care of that. And I fried the shrimp. So

1194
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: we do fried shrimp on Christmas Eve. But we don't

1195
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 1: do you know, we we don't do the rest of it.

1196
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 1: But Christmas Day that's another story. You gotta have the

1197
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: Jesus fish. You gotta have that. Which is the Jesus fish,

1198
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 1: the one on the back of the car. That one

1199
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: gotta have that one, whatever kind of fish that is. Anyway,

1200
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 1: my mother's going crazy right now. I don't know why

1201
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 1: we this can't be done on an email or a

1202
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 1: quick conference call. She's got to get everybody involved, because

1203
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 1: my phone's like going off, like vibrating, like every five seconds.

1204
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 1: Why don't you Why doesn't she just put on an

1205
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 1: email that says, let me know what you want and

1206
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 1: then just email her. We ordered seafood salad too for

1207
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 1: the Eve. Is she available now? I feel like we

1208
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 1: should get on the phone and call her on the

1209
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: carpet on this that's a lot of food. That's okay.

1210
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: By bringing it back old school from episode one, Mom

1211
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,919
Speaker 1: is scary? Who knew what? WTF? Man? By the way,

1212
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: we run a promo on the Big Show. Now we

1213
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: all have promos like little advertisements for our podcasts and

1214
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 1: uh Coaster boy Josh on our show put together the

1215
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 1: promo for the Brooklyn Boys and he has your mother

1216
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: saying w TF, but not my mother. My mother's pissed. Yeah,

1217
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm pissed about that too, because it should be Brodie's

1218
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 1: mom and Scary's mom should have been Yeah, you're not

1219
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: that pissed because it's your mom. What were you asking?

1220
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: I just want to talk to her on what she's

1221
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 1: handing in her time card. She might see the number

1222
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 1: come up, and specifically she's busy making the gravy and

1223
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 1: the sauce. Right now, who who's still who still has

1224
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 1: their voice on their voicemail? I do at home? It's gone,

1225
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 1: it's over. Well, I don't say hi, this is you

1226
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: know I I say something obnoxious about telemarketers because that's

1227
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: all who calls me? No, no, I get on my

1228
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 1: voicemail is just the lady the one that comes with

1229
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 1: the phone vomit. Well, no, because I don't even bother

1230
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 1: Some people I know don't even set up voicemails anymore.

1231
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 1: Do you remember back in the day when um, we

1232
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 1: used to have so you know what you know, Gus,

1233
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 1: you know what an ideas and ideas when you have

1234
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 1: the celebrity record like hey it's uh, it's Kesha and

1235
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 1: you're listening to Elvistra in the morning show. Hey it's uh,

1236
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: Michael Cutlets and you're listening to Walkers and Talkers podcast

1237
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 1: with David Brodie and Jamie. It's when you get them

1238
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: to say who you're listening to. So we used to

1239
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:24,800
Speaker 1: have a sheet for the celebrities back in the nineties

1240
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 1: and early two thousand and they have to rattle everybody,

1241
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 1: right you're listening to Mo and Maxwell everybody else on

1242
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: the show on the station, and then at the end

1243
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,240
Speaker 1: it would say, hey, this is bon Jovi. We can't

1244
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 1: come to the No one could come to the phone

1245
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: right now, leave a message and one of someone will

1246
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 1: call you back and they would record that. Well, we

1247
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 1: would we use it once like maybe in a promo,

1248
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: but then all the jocks would take it home and

1249
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: then put on their answering machines. After well, the artist

1250
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: would come and go, what's this for? Oh, yeah, it's

1251
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,920
Speaker 1: for the radio station. Yeah, I don't do that. They

1252
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 1: realized that we were just using it for our phone voicemails.

1253
01:03:58,160 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: So I used to call my house and you would

1254
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:04,600
Speaker 1: of celebrities and to the phone and you know, and

1255
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 1: I was like, Hey, no one can comes. That's the

1256
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 1: Google dolls. We can come up to the phone right now.

1257
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:12,960
Speaker 1: Who still uses that that phrase? Can? Who? So and

1258
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 1: so can't come to the phone? Right my mother? I

1259
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 1: feel like that is that is long gone. Like nobody

1260
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 1: says hi, I can't get or who on their voicemail.

1261
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 1: The few people who do actually leave, you know, actually

1262
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: record their voicemail message. They're not going message. Who still

1263
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 1: says leave a message at the sound of the beep?

1264
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: Does anyone still do that? My mother doesn't. My mother

1265
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: makes a joke, or they'll say something like, uh, let

1266
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: let us know the time you called and and and

1267
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 1: uh and your phone number. Held on, we have call

1268
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 1: a timestamp, hold on, hold on, hold on. You don't

1269
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 1: not all phones have caller I d old school phones,

1270
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 1: not aswing Please anyway, I had something called my house

1271
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 1: that actually called my house this week for my kids school.

1272
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 1: And she calls up and he says, hey, it's Mrs

1273
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, I'm calling about your your your kid.

1274
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:08,560
Speaker 1: We have some good news blah blah blah. Um. Well,

1275
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 1: you have my number now, so give me a call

1276
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 1: back or you can email. Then she left her email.

1277
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: I had to build. I had to email her because

1278
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 1: you can't call a home number and say, yeah, you

1279
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 1: have my number now, so you can call me back. No,

1280
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: I don't leave your damn number, So my voicemail doesn't

1281
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 1: say leave. You know, nobody calls my house. For telemarketers,

1282
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 1: we have I have a their case of emergency or

1283
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 1: in case family cousins, whatever uncle's want to call the house,

1284
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:37,200
Speaker 1: like if they want to wish everybody happy holiday, that

1285
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 1: we have the phone number there. But like many people,

1286
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 1: I don't even have landlines. Now. We have a landline

1287
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 1: for people like whodoo's the landline. We have a landline.

1288
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 1: For whatever reasons, we don't call out on the landline.

1289
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 1: We don't nobody calls us on the landline. It's there

1290
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 1: in case the school needs to call us and get

1291
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:52,760
Speaker 1: in touch with one of us whatever, blah blah blah whatever.

1292
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 1: But she assumed we had call her I D and

1293
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 1: the whole thing. So I'm very upset with your mother.

1294
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 1: And why are you upset with me? Well, I'm upset.

1295
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 1: I'll get to that in a minute. I just want

1296
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 1: to say, in case anyone calls me on the carpet

1297
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 1: being Jewish. You know, on Christmas Day, I'm in a movie,

1298
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,360
Speaker 1: movie theater and Chinese food. That's okay, because that's our

1299
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 1: holiday tradition. Chinese food in the movie. It's a known fact.

1300
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 1: Christmas Day, that's what we do. No one's in a theater.

1301
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 1: We run rampant on the streets. It's our day to

1302
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 1: be big shots out there. We go to Chinese food

1303
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 1: because they're open, and movie theater because you're empty. Okay.

1304
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 1: That's not the same as you guys eating sushi because

1305
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:31,919
Speaker 1: you're you're blaspheming your holiday. You're desecrating your holiday. That'd

1306
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 1: be me like ordering Italian food on on the Hanka

1307
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 1: or pass over and saying I'm gonna have lasagna. Can

1308
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 1: have lasagna. I gave you ten, he gave me ten today.

1309
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 1: You outed breakfast, right, you turned into me today. When

1310
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:50,520
Speaker 1: your Greek salad arrived, you sounded like me when you

1311
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 1: opened up your Greek salad. What was on your Greek salad? Yeah?

1312
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 1: What did you say? You threw a whole fit. You

1313
01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 1: threw it. You're like this, You're like it was in

1314
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:03,360
Speaker 1: a brown paper bag. Hold the hell put Sartine's on

1315
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 1: a Greek salad? Because Greek salad means Greek salad. You

1316
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 1: don't put Sartin's on a Greek salad. They don't come

1317
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 1: on a Greek salad. They don't naturally appear on a

1318
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:15,080
Speaker 1: Greek salad. A Greek salad has feta, cheese, cucumbers, tomatoes,

1319
01:07:15,120 --> 01:07:18,960
Speaker 1: maybe onion, and and and lettuce and and and dressing.

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01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 1: That's it. And I said a chicken. So they had

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01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:27,400
Speaker 1: a chicken. And they put seven smelly, freaking sardines across,

1322
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 1: laid them across the salad neatly, so the entire top

1323
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:35,760
Speaker 1: of the surface area had sardine stink on them. I

1324
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 1: was so angry. I'm like, is that such a is

1325
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 1: that a thing? What Greek salad? Do you know? Okay,

1326
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 1: Sardine's will ask you a question, did you order it? No,

1327
01:07:46,040 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 1: Sardine's No, did you ask what the what their ingredients were.

1328
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:52,680
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting to see sardines on the menu. Yeah,

1329
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 1: I didn't expect pickles on my Chick fil a sandwich,

1330
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 1: But you gave me crap for it. You gotta ask

1331
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,960
Speaker 1: it's on it and say what's on top? What's in

1332
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 1: the ingredients? You're not listening. That came out of left field. Okay,

1333
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:10,440
Speaker 1: who the funk put sardine's on a Greek sale? It's

1334
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 1: a Greek so I'll tell you who. After this happened

1335
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,880
Speaker 1: to me, I realized anything is freaking possible. I think

1336
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 1: I told this story on the Brooklyn Boys podcast, the

1337
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 1: one about the chicken parm in a box. Yes, I

1338
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:25,519
Speaker 1: ordered chicken palm in a box from Benzi Italian restaurant.

1339
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:29,360
Speaker 1: It's a chain, right. They put pickles in the box

1340
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:34,000
Speaker 1: because the manager because I complained because the pickle juice

1341
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 1: linked all over my chicken palm. Pickle is what you

1342
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 1: put with a Deli sandwich. If I order corned beef,

1343
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,320
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna say no pickle. Check out my

1344
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:46,479
Speaker 1: Instagram today, I put up a picture in my order

1345
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 1: for you ordered the Greek salad, I ordered chicken palm

1346
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 1: hero and on my order, I wrote no pickles anywhere,

1347
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:54,680
Speaker 1: because I don't want some guy going I'm gonna throw

1348
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,760
Speaker 1: him a pickle. I don't want your pickle. So would

1349
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 1: you like call slaw with your rod you're miss spaghetti.

1350
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 1: Nobody puts pickles with chicken palm. So after this idiot

1351
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:07,080
Speaker 1: who's obviously not Italian because they take a bat to

1352
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 1: his head an Italian neighbor for putting a pickle with

1353
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,200
Speaker 1: chicken palm, after he put pickle juice pickles in my

1354
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:15,680
Speaker 1: chicken palm box and shook it up real good, and

1355
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:20,200
Speaker 1: I got pickle palm after that hashtag pickle palm. I know.

1356
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 1: Don't trust anyone. Why because, as Joe Pesci said, they

1357
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:27,080
Speaker 1: fucket the drive through. They fuck you to go orders.

1358
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta make sure you know what's in

1359
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 1: that box. So you know what fuck you when you

1360
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,759
Speaker 1: saw Dean's all over your Greek style the Bennudo cafe

1361
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:37,320
Speaker 1: right now and see if sardines are part of the

1362
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,920
Speaker 1: Greek salad. I'm looking it up right now. Yeah, you

1363
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:41,479
Speaker 1: know what I'm looking at because all I said, all

1364
01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 1: I heard was I said, I said, uh, Andrew, who

1365
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 1: was taking orders by the way, give me a Greek

1366
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:52,760
Speaker 1: sal Sardinia part of Italy, you should like him, Yeah,

1367
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,160
Speaker 1: but not part of Greece. It was a Greek salad

1368
01:09:55,479 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 1: that's right in the same mary Mediterranean sea. No Benevnudo cafe.

1369
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: Had you even spelled this word? Why are you calling

1370
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:03,960
Speaker 1: them out? No, I'm calling him out. I called out Benz,

1371
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:07,759
Speaker 1: so I have that. You called Benzi ben Venudo cafe.

1372
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:11,519
Speaker 1: Hold on, you gonna call him. I just don't call him.

1373
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:14,120
Speaker 1: You call him and ask him, ask him why they

1374
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:16,200
Speaker 1: put sardines on a Greek salad. They get four point

1375
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 1: three stars on and the food was great. It was

1376
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:22,960
Speaker 1: awesome that I had the chicken palm, I had potato pancakes. Oh,

1377
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm on their their Benn to Go website. Hold on,

1378
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look on the salads. Let's see if sardines

1379
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:33,880
Speaker 1: are on here. I they came out of nowhere. I'm like,

1380
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 1: at first, I didn't even know I had a Greek salad.

1381
01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, I I put up the picture

1382
01:10:41,479 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 1: of my order this morning on my Facebook page and

1383
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 1: I said, no pickles. Pickles are gross because my order

1384
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 1: says chicken palm, potato pancakes. No pickles anywhere and it's

1385
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 1: on my Instagram account A David Underscore broad You can

1386
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:55,120
Speaker 1: see the picture. My cousin who I love, My cousin Diane,

1387
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 1: my first cousin. She writes back, I agree, we're definitely related. Yep,

1388
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:04,599
Speaker 1: that's my cousin. Pickles don't belong your chicken palm. Okay,

1389
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,600
Speaker 1: I gave you that, but I know I know for

1390
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:08,880
Speaker 1: next time. Do sardine's belong on a Greek side? I

1391
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:12,400
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't eat Greek salad? Why because the galad? Well,

1392
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,920
Speaker 1: because a Greek salad could be anything. If I have

1393
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,320
Speaker 1: a caesar salad, I know what's in it, I ask

1394
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call them because they'll throw sardines on the

1395
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:23,240
Speaker 1: caesar salad, right because because what's what's in the chef's salad?

1396
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 1: Who the hell knows? Chef shalad usually deli meats that

1397
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:28,120
Speaker 1: are like, oh yeah, but the chef could put whatever

1398
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 1: he wants it. It's the chef salad, chef's salad. What's

1399
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:32,320
Speaker 1: in the house salad? Who the hell knows? There are

1400
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 1: certain things that are traditionally mean, certain things like number one,

1401
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:41,679
Speaker 1: like a number one club is always Turkey bacon, lettuce, tomato,

1402
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 1: on on, hold on, you're thinking on on on white

1403
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:49,520
Speaker 1: toast cut in forest, because that is that is classically

1404
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:51,439
Speaker 1: a number one club. In fact, if you look at

1405
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:53,639
Speaker 1: number one on the way, if it was a number

1406
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 1: one club, you'd be waiting outside to get in. Yeah,

1407
01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:58,080
Speaker 1: number one on the diner. Men, you go to a

1408
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:01,560
Speaker 1: diner menu, any diner menu, you different, number one is

1409
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 1: always that. Now sometimes it's a triple decker. But you

1410
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,560
Speaker 1: know what, when you order a ruben, you know what

1411
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:08,240
Speaker 1: you're getting. No, is it a petra reuben corn? I'll

1412
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:11,519
Speaker 1: tell you what ben venutos the company right here? What's

1413
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:13,880
Speaker 1: a ruben is supposed to have on it? Sala kraud

1414
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:18,559
Speaker 1: yep Swiss cheese, Russian dressing right or a thousand island

1415
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: thousand islands Russian? Usually it's on a toasted road, right on?

1416
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:30,280
Speaker 1: What kind of meat? Corn? Beef? I was gonna have

1417
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:38,080
Speaker 1: a reuben, but at ben Venuto they're ruben. Pastrami is meat, right, Pastrami,

1418
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:42,280
Speaker 1: Swiss cheese, Sauer kraut, Hold on your hold on your seat,

1419
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 1: Dijon mustard, Dijon mustard. The fund is that that's not

1420
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:50,880
Speaker 1: a reuben, not a Reuben. But that's sort of even

1421
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 1: subway the chain that their commercials are run TV right now,

1422
01:12:55,479 --> 01:12:58,840
Speaker 1: these commercials are running nationally. They're running national commercials about

1423
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:01,000
Speaker 1: the ruben is back. They even know how to do

1424
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 1: a rubin, right? Are you sponsored by them? I'm not

1425
01:13:04,439 --> 01:13:07,200
Speaker 1: a robin is is a classic sandwich. My point is

1426
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 1: people will do whatever they want. Certain things means certain

1427
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,799
Speaker 1: certain have connotations to them. When you say Greek salad

1428
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:17,080
Speaker 1: does not mean but this place put mustard on a robin. Okay,

1429
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,160
Speaker 1: I'll put mustard on a robin. I got them and

1430
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:22,599
Speaker 1: it's not a robin. I'm gonna call them right now. Well,

1431
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:25,080
Speaker 1: let's get them on the phone. Oh, this is almost

1432
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm I wanted your mother on the phone. But you

1433
01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:30,200
Speaker 1: get them on the phone. We haven't called a company

1434
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:34,679
Speaker 1: in a while. This is good pickle par My god,

1435
01:13:35,479 --> 01:13:42,320
Speaker 1: I'm upset now thinking about pickle. This is the number.

1436
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:46,200
Speaker 1: Clearly it's not you know what. The phone is probably

1437
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:48,759
Speaker 1: overloaded with people complaining about the sardines on the Greek salad.

1438
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 1: They got four and though doesn't make any sense, do

1439
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 1: anythink Greek? By the way, speaking of Greek salads, I

1440
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:56,559
Speaker 1: love a good gyro I know it's a Euro. I'm

1441
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:58,960
Speaker 1: from New York. I'm calling it a Giro, all right.

1442
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 1: It gyrates around that little slight, that meat spinning thing.

1443
01:14:02,479 --> 01:14:06,479
Speaker 1: Hold on, I order it meat and tomato only. You

1444
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,280
Speaker 1: know what they say every time you don't want a sauce,

1445
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,800
Speaker 1: you don't want the sauce. I don't want the cucumber sauce.

1446
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:15,519
Speaker 1: No sauce, that's what only means meat and tomato only.

1447
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 1: You know how many times to put the sauce on? Anyway,

1448
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:20,720
Speaker 1: every time? I can't trust anybody anymore. Oh the ring. Oh,

1449
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,320
Speaker 1: I guess the number was wrong on your end. In

1450
01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:29,880
Speaker 1: my head, Hi Ben the noodle? Hif if I was

1451
01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:31,600
Speaker 1: to make an order, I don't have the menu in

1452
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:37,040
Speaker 1: front of me. What is it? A Greek salad? Kalamano

1453
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:51,519
Speaker 1: lives onion, cucumbers, tomatoes, and was that? And what's it? What? Oh? Anchovies? Huh?

1454
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:55,439
Speaker 1: Not sardines but antchovies, just fish on there? Yes, sir?

1455
01:14:56,760 --> 01:15:01,200
Speaker 1: Is that Greek? Definitely? Definitely. I've had Greek salad before.

1456
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 1: So is your Greek salad more authentic by putting the

1457
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:09,040
Speaker 1: the sardines on top? Anchovies? An? All right, I'll call

1458
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:10,599
Speaker 1: it back with a bit a bigger order in about

1459
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: five minutes. Thank you. I should ask about the rubin.

1460
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:16,559
Speaker 1: You hung up on them, so it was all our second.

1461
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:19,240
Speaker 1: So they weren't even sardines. They were ancho. I don't

1462
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:22,600
Speaker 1: even know the difference because they both smells disgusting. You

1463
01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:25,160
Speaker 1: think all fish look alike. That's racist, So anchovies. So

1464
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:27,840
Speaker 1: I was eating ancho even worse. All right, you could

1465
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:29,400
Speaker 1: have taken him home and had six more fishes and

1466
01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:30,920
Speaker 1: then you had your dinner. So I was eating some

1467
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:35,280
Speaker 1: more fish. I was eating anchovies. Did you eat them even? No?

1468
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:38,120
Speaker 1: I fucking And not only that, but that whole top

1469
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:40,600
Speaker 1: layer of my salad I do in the garden anchovies

1470
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:43,040
Speaker 1: thing it had, yeah, it had. It had anchovies smell on. Now,

1471
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:45,720
Speaker 1: if it had sardines, you wouldn't have eaten either. I

1472
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:49,679
Speaker 1: don't like anything like that. You like that. That's salty candy.

1473
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:52,960
Speaker 1: You know those fish, salty canned fish. You know those

1474
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:56,040
Speaker 1: fish I need, Yeah, I need a skate key to

1475
01:15:56,120 --> 01:16:00,280
Speaker 1: open the can. No, I don't want any spam fish. Yeah,

1476
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,960
Speaker 1: that's what it is. It's the it's the spam of fish. Yeah,

1477
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:07,559
Speaker 1: it really is both sardines and anchovies. Wait, but they

1478
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:13,880
Speaker 1: didn't have heads to them. Yeah, they were the famous

1479
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:18,080
Speaker 1: headless fish. They were spread out. I'm telling you, it's

1480
01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:20,719
Speaker 1: almost like someone was playing a joke on me, freaking

1481
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:24,160
Speaker 1: putting anchovies. Hey, listen, you heard the guy. If if

1482
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,599
Speaker 1: he claims that's more Greek than regular Greek, you're Greek,

1483
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:29,760
Speaker 1: guys uber Greek. If you're Greek and you're listening to

1484
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:32,800
Speaker 1: this podcast right now, I'm gonna and you're telling me

1485
01:16:33,479 --> 01:16:39,080
Speaker 1: that is tradition to put anchovies on Greek salad. Hold on, Okay,

1486
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:42,800
Speaker 1: then I apologize. But I've eaten a lot of Greek

1487
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:45,080
Speaker 1: salad in my time, a lot from a lot of

1488
01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:51,559
Speaker 1: different places. Never ever, ever, Genius Kitchen has a recipe

1489
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:55,639
Speaker 1: for Greek salad with anchovies. I'm looking at uh, yep,

1490
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:59,960
Speaker 1: baby green Greek salad with anchovies. But that that's a

1491
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:02,080
Speaker 1: you add to it. I could say baby green Greek

1492
01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:06,040
Speaker 1: salad with chicken or shrimp. But does it traditional? Looks

1493
01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 1: like looks like at Wikipedia Wikipedia's explanation. It's a Greek cuisine.

1494
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:17,240
Speaker 1: Let's see, it's uh. Feta cheese has served on Hydra Island.

1495
01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:21,519
Speaker 1: Cucumbers are peeled. Main ingredients tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, feta, cheese,

1496
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:27,280
Speaker 1: olives usually kalmada olives, fault regular olive oil, hold on

1497
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:32,719
Speaker 1: the colamadolada. Those are the squashy ones, bell peppers, capers,

1498
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:39,839
Speaker 1: all possible. Let's see. Greek salad is often imagined variations

1499
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 1: other salads in grease. Nope, outside Greece, let's see outside Greece.

1500
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:48,080
Speaker 1: Let's see Greek salad is served in France. This is

1501
01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:53,080
Speaker 1: where liberal supply of onion an American Greek salad served

1502
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 1: with lettuce. That's fine, Denmark's not going to find it,

1503
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,280
Speaker 1: eat it up. The people at the Benvenuto Cafe made

1504
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:06,880
Speaker 1: it up. This. This is their concoction, the same way

1505
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:10,280
Speaker 1: they concocted that dijon mustard goes on a Reuben, pepper

1506
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:14,880
Speaker 1: and SNI bell peppers radishes occasionally on American style Greek salad.

1507
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:19,879
Speaker 1: Here it is here it is multiple cube jake cuttings

1508
01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:22,400
Speaker 1: mixed with the vegetables and olives are the most standard

1509
01:18:22,439 --> 01:18:26,040
Speaker 1: elements in an American style Greek salad. But cucumbers, pepper

1510
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:30,040
Speaker 1: and SNI pickled hot peppers, bell peppers, onions, radishes, name

1511
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:35,800
Speaker 1: everything in the gold on dolmades and anchovies, slash sardines

1512
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:44,120
Speaker 1: are common in Detroit, for example, Greek salad includes bats

1513
01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:47,439
Speaker 1: and in the Tampa Bay area and includes potato salad.

1514
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:49,920
Speaker 1: Get that a lout of You can't put potato salad

1515
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:53,200
Speaker 1: in a Greek salad. You can in Tampa, the home

1516
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:55,679
Speaker 1: of the most strip clubs in America. That's what I'm saying.

1517
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:59,080
Speaker 1: It's just it's like, these are very boes and potato

1518
01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:02,120
Speaker 1: salad sitting New York City. But you know what, You're

1519
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:05,520
Speaker 1: an American and an American Greek salad could have sardines

1520
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 1: slash anchovies. But I guarant freaking tea. You can go

1521
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:12,120
Speaker 1: on Wikipedia and by the way, don't change it because

1522
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:14,040
Speaker 1: it's a WICKI I know you can change it right now.

1523
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:17,280
Speaker 1: If you go on Chicken Palm, it doesn't say pickles.

1524
01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:21,320
Speaker 1: They the two do not go together. Therefore, your rant

1525
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:25,840
Speaker 1: unjustified because ben Venuto is like that's I don't think

1526
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:28,960
Speaker 1: they it's a Greek name, it's Talian name. So you're

1527
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,920
Speaker 1: trusting an Italian place to do an American Greek salad

1528
01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:36,519
Speaker 1: where you could have anchovies slash sardine. They chopped it.

1529
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,920
Speaker 1: I asked him to chop it. Can toss it and

1530
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:42,000
Speaker 1: mix in the dressing, and they did, and it was delicious. Underneath, right,

1531
01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:45,000
Speaker 1: the underneath was the fingered the ball. I saw your

1532
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:48,120
Speaker 1: finger in the ball was like getting the dressing fingered

1533
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:50,439
Speaker 1: the ball. The school almost gave the ball the shocker.

1534
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:54,320
Speaker 1: That's how much you like that dress? All right? So

1535
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:58,040
Speaker 1: should we save the rands for the free dessert? I got,

1536
01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,840
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta do what ps ran. Let's do

1537
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:03,320
Speaker 1: the ups ran, all right, and then we and then

1538
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:05,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna close this one out and then tomorrow we

1539
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:08,680
Speaker 1: got more. So this this one, I don't know. I

1540
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:10,559
Speaker 1: don't know if what's gonna be left. We've we've done

1541
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:12,640
Speaker 1: so much today. So my material that I think we're

1542
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:16,040
Speaker 1: gonna have crumbs left, we'll have plenty. Don't worry. Here

1543
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:20,679
Speaker 1: we go, okay. So it's it's package sending season. Boxes

1544
01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:24,439
Speaker 1: are arriving all the time, every hour now my house.

1545
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:26,800
Speaker 1: Some of them have food in them. Might eat it

1546
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:29,880
Speaker 1: my house. To get to my house, this driveway and

1547
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:32,280
Speaker 1: his little walking path from the driveway and it's uh

1548
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,120
Speaker 1: five steps to my little porch area where all the

1549
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:39,800
Speaker 1: packages go by the front door. My wife says to me, Hey,

1550
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,960
Speaker 1: when you come home, there's a giant box block in

1551
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:48,040
Speaker 1: the staircase from ups. Okay, giant box, huge box, not

1552
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:51,680
Speaker 1: for us. So I said, well, what was the box for?

1553
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,160
Speaker 1: So she says it's it's addressed wrong. Now I'm not

1554
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:59,160
Speaker 1: gonna use my my own actual street names, but let's

1555
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:02,719
Speaker 1: just say hype tthetically. I lived on a street called

1556
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:07,519
Speaker 1: Rosen r O S c N. The box said it

1557
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:10,760
Speaker 1: was addressed to Rose, right, so I live on let's

1558
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:15,759
Speaker 1: say Rosen Street. Okay, the box was addressed to Rose Drive.

1559
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:19,679
Speaker 1: There is no Rose Drive in my town, but there's

1560
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:23,559
Speaker 1: a Bows Drive. So not only was the address one

1561
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:26,840
Speaker 1: letter the street name one letter off, but because Bows

1562
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:30,320
Speaker 1: became Rose, it was delivered to Rosen Street, not Drive.

1563
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:33,360
Speaker 1: So I can see what the problem was. But it's

1564
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:37,080
Speaker 1: not my box. Giant box, too big for me to lift.

1565
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:39,519
Speaker 1: I don't know if they got a dishwasher. I don't

1566
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:42,960
Speaker 1: know what's in there, but it's from bed Bath and beyond. Somebody,

1567
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:47,320
Speaker 1: somebody messed up the label, of course, so we do

1568
01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:49,479
Speaker 1: the right thing. We see the person's name, we go

1569
01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:52,320
Speaker 1: on Facebook. No, I always don't know, I don't do

1570
01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:54,840
Speaker 1: the wrong thing. So we go on Facebook, try to

1571
01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:58,439
Speaker 1: find the guy's name. Anyone know this guy from Bows

1572
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 1: Drive admirable. Nobody knows. I can't go to Bows Drive

1573
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,559
Speaker 1: because it's a gated it's a private town house community.

1574
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,759
Speaker 1: I can't even get in there. I can't bring the box.

1575
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:14,000
Speaker 1: It's too freaking heavy, it's black in my staircase. So

1576
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:17,920
Speaker 1: I called you PS right. I don't even look at

1577
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:20,280
Speaker 1: the tracking number. I don't know. My wife said it's

1578
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:23,280
Speaker 1: from UPS there's a tracking number whatever. So I'm driving home.

1579
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm driving, I'm driving to see my mom. So I

1580
01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:26,800
Speaker 1: have like an hour drive. I'm like, you know what,

1581
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:28,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a phone call, kill two birds one stone.

1582
01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:32,880
Speaker 1: So I call you PS UP and I get I

1583
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,640
Speaker 1: don't know what country? And I tell the guy this

1584
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:39,439
Speaker 1: is the situation. Uh, well, can I have the tracking number? Piece?

1585
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:42,280
Speaker 1: And I said, I don't know the tracking number. Here's

1586
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:44,320
Speaker 1: what I need the tracking number. I said, Look, i'll

1587
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,120
Speaker 1: give you the name on the on the box, I'll

1588
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:47,439
Speaker 1: tell you the dress, I'll tell you where it is.

1589
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:51,000
Speaker 1: I'll give you my address on Rosen Street. You can

1590
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,360
Speaker 1: go pick it up. Without the tracking number. I can't

1591
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:57,639
Speaker 1: do it. No, no, no, no, look it up. Look

1592
01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:00,960
Speaker 1: up bed Beth and beyond's account. Look up. I'm telling

1593
01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,560
Speaker 1: you the name of the address it's supposed to go to.

1594
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,559
Speaker 1: The guy's name is like whatever, Moldovia, whatever the guy's

1595
01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:09,160
Speaker 1: name was. Look it up. We have no record of

1596
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:12,640
Speaker 1: any shipment to bows Rose Rose and nothing, so at

1597
01:23:12,680 --> 01:23:16,439
Speaker 1: that point it becomes yours. So I'm I'm like, listen,

1598
01:23:17,400 --> 01:23:20,519
Speaker 1: the boxes block in my staircase. Get the box off

1599
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:23,200
Speaker 1: my staircase. Well, I need the tracking number. I'm not

1600
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:26,240
Speaker 1: gonna be home to like eleven o'clock tonight. I want

1601
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:29,200
Speaker 1: the box gone by tomorrow. I'm giving you my address.

1602
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:32,400
Speaker 1: When you drive and gets there, he can scan the box,

1603
01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:35,519
Speaker 1: he'd get the tracking number. It's not my job to

1604
01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:37,840
Speaker 1: have the tracking number. It's not my box. It's not

1605
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:42,040
Speaker 1: my box. He right, And I'm not anymore. I said,

1606
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:46,040
Speaker 1: it's your customer. You'll figure it out. I'm already. I hadn't,

1607
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:48,200
Speaker 1: by the way, I hadn't wait on hold twenty three

1608
01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:52,000
Speaker 1: minutes to get to this guy, because why because it's

1609
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:55,720
Speaker 1: packing it's packing season, we're experiencing higher cole volumes today.

1610
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. Okay, I get it. So I got

1611
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:00,920
Speaker 1: that bluetooth in. I'm riding in the car whatever listened

1612
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:02,840
Speaker 1: to music. Oh wait, twenty three minutes. I don't care.

1613
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:05,599
Speaker 1: I get because something. Yeah, the guy's like, I can't

1614
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:08,439
Speaker 1: come pick it up. I'm giving you my address. The

1615
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:11,200
Speaker 1: guys on my block every day, I get shipments every

1616
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:13,439
Speaker 1: day from Amazon. Just tell him to take the boxes.

1617
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,200
Speaker 1: Let it sit there until the next day when he

1618
01:24:15,280 --> 01:24:17,600
Speaker 1: makes the next delivery. The boxes were coming back. The

1619
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:20,720
Speaker 1: box is already there two days because we were trying

1620
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:23,960
Speaker 1: on Facebook to find the guy. The guy came and left.

1621
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,280
Speaker 1: We had a sign on and take the box and

1622
01:24:25,280 --> 01:24:28,080
Speaker 1: didn't take the box. How big was this box? I

1623
01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:32,080
Speaker 1: want to say it was a refrigerator dishwasher, so maybe

1624
01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:34,479
Speaker 1: like four and alf four and a half feet by

1625
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:37,519
Speaker 1: three feet and heavy, big box. I would have dragged

1626
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:40,400
Speaker 1: it into my abasement, cut it open and freaking yeah

1627
01:24:40,439 --> 01:24:41,960
Speaker 1: that's what it was, and put it on the back.

1628
01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:44,400
Speaker 1: And I'm not taking no because if if it was

1629
01:24:44,439 --> 01:24:47,320
Speaker 1: gonna be if you know what, because you know that

1630
01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:50,439
Speaker 1: the person who would belonged to was getting there free dessert.

1631
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:53,240
Speaker 1: They're like, where's my fucking shipment, where's my dishwashing? Not

1632
01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:56,559
Speaker 1: unless they hit this podcast. Okay, you know what, maybe

1633
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:58,400
Speaker 1: it was something important, you know, and then we've gotten

1634
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:01,080
Speaker 1: themselves with washer and drying. But for I'm a good samaritan,

1635
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:03,519
Speaker 1: so I said, no, I am, I'm not taking the

1636
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:06,360
Speaker 1: guy's box to a point, all right. So I say

1637
01:25:06,439 --> 01:25:10,160
Speaker 1: to the guy, listen, I could take this box and

1638
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:12,560
Speaker 1: keep it, and then you're gonna have to pay the

1639
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:15,280
Speaker 1: ship another one and bed bath and be honest, screwed.

1640
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,680
Speaker 1: I don't know who made the mistake. I don't want

1641
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:19,160
Speaker 1: the box. I'm trying to do the right thing. Here,

1642
01:25:19,439 --> 01:25:21,640
Speaker 1: come get the box without the tracking number. Can get

1643
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:23,360
Speaker 1: the box? Just give me the track number had a

1644
01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:26,440
Speaker 1: tracking number, I go on, I give me a supervisor.

1645
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,280
Speaker 1: I don't think this is supervising. By the way, the

1646
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:31,360
Speaker 1: guy was barely understandable. He was not from like Nebraska.

1647
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:35,800
Speaker 1: So I said, look, get me a supervisor. Hold on, hold, hold, hold,

1648
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:39,960
Speaker 1: no supervisor available, get me the guy in the next cubicle.

1649
01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:43,160
Speaker 1: Nobody can help me. So he goes, I'll get your supervisor.

1650
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:46,960
Speaker 1: After I'm yelling, yelling, yelling. This was like fifteen sixteen minutes.

1651
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:48,479
Speaker 1: I'm on the phone with this guy. You want the

1652
01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:52,280
Speaker 1: tracking number, I'm like, I'm here's my address, Rosan Street,

1653
01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:56,640
Speaker 1: not coming. Hold on for a supervisor, Hold on, hold on,

1654
01:25:57,280 --> 01:26:03,920
Speaker 1: click disconnected. You don't hang up on me. It's your box.

1655
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:07,760
Speaker 1: Now I gotta call back because I'm trying to be

1656
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:09,960
Speaker 1: a good person. And now the way, it's six minutes

1657
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:12,360
Speaker 1: so so, so I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna

1658
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:15,040
Speaker 1: call back and I'm gonna rip this guy because they

1659
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:16,320
Speaker 1: must have made a note to who I was on

1660
01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:19,040
Speaker 1: the phone with scrow this guy. So I get on

1661
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:20,960
Speaker 1: the phone. I called back. I wait, wait, wait, wait,

1662
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:23,400
Speaker 1: wait another eighteen nineteen minutes. Whatever. Now I get a

1663
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:27,120
Speaker 1: woman on the phone. The woman sounds like she might

1664
01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:31,120
Speaker 1: be from Nebraska. Oh yeah, I hit the jackpot. I

1665
01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:33,519
Speaker 1: tell him my story. I need the tracking number, sir.

1666
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:35,840
Speaker 1: So I go through the whole thing with her about

1667
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:38,400
Speaker 1: Rose and Rose bows, the whole thing. I don't want

1668
01:26:38,479 --> 01:26:41,879
Speaker 1: the box block in my staircase. She says, no problem,

1669
01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:46,000
Speaker 1: will arrange a pickup. Oh there might be light at

1670
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:48,320
Speaker 1: the end of this tunnel. So yeah, so this guy said,

1671
01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:52,519
Speaker 1: put the guy before listen. He's being difficult by the book.

1672
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:55,439
Speaker 1: Will come get the box. It's on the steps, it's

1673
01:26:55,479 --> 01:26:57,200
Speaker 1: in front of the steps. You can't miss it. Something

1674
01:26:57,320 --> 01:26:59,280
Speaker 1: you're not going for free dessert on something that had

1675
01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:03,080
Speaker 1: no dude, I just want I just want the box gone.

1676
01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:07,519
Speaker 1: That's gonna say, you know. Okay. So I'm like, I'm

1677
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:10,920
Speaker 1: flaming man had he hung up on me? Just okay, sir,

1678
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,880
Speaker 1: We'll come get the box. We're terribly sorry for inconvenience.

1679
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:17,000
Speaker 1: It's our mistake. I'm like, yeah it is. Yeah, Okay,

1680
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:20,120
Speaker 1: I'm coming that. We'll come and get the box. Stake great,

1681
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:22,960
Speaker 1: Do I need a confirmation number? No, it's not your box.

1682
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:25,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna come get it. We'll we'll figure it out.

1683
01:27:25,360 --> 01:27:30,200
Speaker 1: We'll we'll work it out. Okay. The next day, I

1684
01:27:30,360 --> 01:27:33,640
Speaker 1: come home from work. Now, so i'm driving home. I

1685
01:27:33,680 --> 01:27:37,600
Speaker 1: get I get home from work. Uh, I get home

1686
01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:40,000
Speaker 1: for working Like it's like five six o'clock. It's nighttime.

1687
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:42,840
Speaker 1: My wife is already gone for the day. She's out

1688
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:45,160
Speaker 1: with the kids. She's not be until nine o'clock. As

1689
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:49,320
Speaker 1: I'm driving home, I'm thinking that box better be gone. Yea.

1690
01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:54,400
Speaker 1: I pass the ups driver. He's by, he's by the

1691
01:27:54,680 --> 01:27:57,479
Speaker 1: he's on the main street where I get home. No,

1692
01:27:57,640 --> 01:28:00,479
Speaker 1: he don't wave to I see him, so I know

1693
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:04,560
Speaker 1: he's probably already been on my block because he's in

1694
01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:09,360
Speaker 1: the other direction. Oh, Mike, fantastic, my box is gone. Goodbye.

1695
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:13,200
Speaker 1: I get to my house. The boxes stuff for a house.

1696
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:17,840
Speaker 1: Then no problem, Mr Brony. We'll come to Rose and

1697
01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:22,120
Speaker 1: Street and we'll get your box. They didn't get the box.

1698
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:25,640
Speaker 1: So what do I do I get I turned my

1699
01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:30,559
Speaker 1: car around and chase him. So he makes a right

1700
01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:33,640
Speaker 1: on a side street with speed bumps. So now I

1701
01:28:33,720 --> 01:28:36,360
Speaker 1: see him up to hill. He's going up to hill

1702
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:40,200
Speaker 1: with the speedbumps. So I'm like, so I saw saw.

1703
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:44,639
Speaker 1: I'm driving fast slow down, driving fast slow down. I'm

1704
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:47,160
Speaker 1: hitting speed bumps, and I have in low car, you know,

1705
01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:50,240
Speaker 1: my my chargers. Now and he's in the truck hitting

1706
01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:53,320
Speaker 1: the speed bumps like a pro on My get out

1707
01:28:53,320 --> 01:28:56,320
Speaker 1: of the shift is over. It's like six o'clock at night.

1708
01:28:57,680 --> 01:28:59,840
Speaker 1: So I finally catch up to him by like the

1709
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:03,560
Speaker 1: seventh goddamn speed bump. I pull up alongside him. He

1710
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:05,920
Speaker 1: must think I'm gonna rob him at this point, Mike,

1711
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:08,120
Speaker 1: because I looked like a police car in my black charger.

1712
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:11,920
Speaker 1: So the windows go down. He opens the door and

1713
01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:15,040
Speaker 1: and he says, can I help you? I said, yeah,

1714
01:29:15,360 --> 01:29:17,599
Speaker 1: you can help me. I said, I got a box

1715
01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:20,040
Speaker 1: in front of my house that you guys delivered from

1716
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:22,439
Speaker 1: your ps and you were gonna take you. I was

1717
01:29:22,479 --> 01:29:24,760
Speaker 1: told you're picking it up. He checks, I don't know.

1718
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:26,640
Speaker 1: I don't have a pickup. I'm so sorry did that.

1719
01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:29,040
Speaker 1: I told you a lady Nebraska she told me to

1720
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:31,200
Speaker 1: read to pick up with you. I saw, I saw,

1721
01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:34,360
Speaker 1: I says, where are you? I said, I'm on Rosan Street. Oh,

1722
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:36,599
Speaker 1: I was already on Rosin Street. Well, you didn't pick

1723
01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:39,280
Speaker 1: up the box, he says. Well, I'm done for the day,

1724
01:29:39,320 --> 01:29:42,680
Speaker 1: but I'll tell you what. I'll swing by. I'll get

1725
01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:45,280
Speaker 1: the box for you. I'll take the box, no problem.

1726
01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:48,080
Speaker 1: I got a couple more roots around this area. I'll

1727
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:52,800
Speaker 1: swing back around. I'm like, you know what, you're a

1728
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:56,920
Speaker 1: good guy. Just take the box. It's all I'm asking. Okay,

1729
01:29:57,640 --> 01:30:00,880
Speaker 1: twenty minutes go by a half hour the bo I'm

1730
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:04,320
Speaker 1: looking out my window. I can't enjoy dinner. The boxes

1731
01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:08,640
Speaker 1: out there. It's haunting me. Finally, I'm like, the hell

1732
01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:10,760
Speaker 1: with this. I go to eat dinner. I did knock

1733
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:14,400
Speaker 1: on the door. It's the ups guy. I opened the door.

1734
01:30:14,560 --> 01:30:16,800
Speaker 1: I said, you found you, I said, I said, so,

1735
01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:19,639
Speaker 1: there's two parts this story. So I said, oh, thank god.

1736
01:30:20,360 --> 01:30:23,640
Speaker 1: I said, um, thank you for remembering and for being

1737
01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:26,360
Speaker 1: a manny a word. He says, I can't take the box.

1738
01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:31,559
Speaker 1: I said, I said it was too big. I got

1739
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:33,920
Speaker 1: a bad back. I can't help you. He says, no,

1740
01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:49,000
Speaker 1: I can't take the box because it's FedEx. So after

1741
01:30:49,120 --> 01:30:54,160
Speaker 1: all that, all the phone clothes and the yelling, the screaming,

1742
01:30:55,479 --> 01:31:02,519
Speaker 1: and the supervisor, I chased him down. My wife assumed

1743
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:05,040
Speaker 1: it was your PS and told me you PS to

1744
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:11,800
Speaker 1: live with the box. So I'm embarrassed. I'm mortified. I'm

1745
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:13,960
Speaker 1: thinking about this podcast because I was ready to I

1746
01:31:14,040 --> 01:31:17,960
Speaker 1: was like, podcast, bitch, but now for real. So the

1747
01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:23,200
Speaker 1: guys like, I can't take it FedEx. So I said,

1748
01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:26,800
Speaker 1: all right, I'll call FedEx. So I called my wife.

1749
01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:30,040
Speaker 1: I said, you know I've been dealing for two days

1750
01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:36,200
Speaker 1: with when you PS? Right, yeah, I said, so, I said, yeah,

1751
01:31:36,439 --> 01:31:44,639
Speaker 1: guess what, honey, it's FedEx. Oh sorry, oh sorry? So okay,

1752
01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:49,679
Speaker 1: So I called FedEx. They said, they tell me sorry,

1753
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:52,000
Speaker 1: will I put I did it on the website. No problem,

1754
01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:54,080
Speaker 1: They're gonna call them the next day. They're gonna get

1755
01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:56,200
Speaker 1: it right. I come home the next day, the box

1756
01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:59,640
Speaker 1: is gone. Love it. FedEx got the box. I know.

1757
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:02,600
Speaker 1: I go up to five steps. There's boxes now for

1758
01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:07,800
Speaker 1: holiday boxes, Amazon everything. There's a box from UPS and

1759
01:32:07,880 --> 01:32:10,680
Speaker 1: it's a little white card tape to the top of

1760
01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:15,519
Speaker 1: the box, the holiday card and it says from your

1761
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:20,040
Speaker 1: favorite UPS driver Season's greetings. I took the box for

1762
01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:22,639
Speaker 1: you anyway and brought it to the guy even though

1763
01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:25,640
Speaker 1: it was FedEx. Ah, how nice? What a good old

1764
01:32:25,720 --> 01:32:29,599
Speaker 1: fashioned Christmas mirror. Yes, but he didn't in an envelope

1765
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:33,840
Speaker 1: with a holiday card. So now wait a minute, I

1766
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:36,640
Speaker 1: have to tip the guy for getting rid of a

1767
01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:41,639
Speaker 1: box that wasn't even my box. The guy on Rose

1768
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:45,479
Speaker 1: and Stunn, ro Bows Street, Bows Drive, he should be

1769
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:49,560
Speaker 1: giving him the tip. He brought him the box. I

1770
01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:54,240
Speaker 1: have to tip him. Now tip the guy much that

1771
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:56,880
Speaker 1: wasn't even my box. I'm gonna don't. I'm not chere.

1772
01:32:56,880 --> 01:32:59,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna gi him something. He's a good guy. But

1773
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:01,880
Speaker 1: now I'm out the money because the guy because Ben

1774
01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:04,800
Speaker 1: Bennet screwed up? Are you somehow took a loss right

1775
01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:07,040
Speaker 1: in a good samarity screaming your ass? I should have

1776
01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:11,640
Speaker 1: kept the thing. I'd be up bucks. So that's my

1777
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:18,519
Speaker 1: UPS rant who makes episode one? Where are we from?

1778
01:33:20,200 --> 01:34:09,759
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys? Brooklyn? Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn that is brody and scary,

1779
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:12,960
Speaker 1: Scary and brody. Better known as the Brooklyn Boys. They

1780
01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:15,479
Speaker 1: have a ton of episodes to listen to, some just

1781
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:18,639
Speaker 1: as long as this last one, others shorter, but give

1782
01:34:18,680 --> 01:34:20,400
Speaker 1: a listen when you get a chance. Look for The

1783
01:34:20,439 --> 01:34:23,680
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys on I Heart Radio under Elvis d ram

1784
01:34:23,840 --> 01:34:24,400
Speaker 1: Presents