1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 1: Your world of head. 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 2: Would you believe you live nosillion pieces? Would you believe in. 3 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 3: Banana da Banana guys goals, non binary pals, Welcome to 4 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 3: bananas a bonusade. 5 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 2: Hello Scottie, Hey Kurt Brown Oler, what's up? Man? 6 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 1: Scotty and I had a delightful time sure did at 7 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:42,560 Speaker 1: the Russian Baths on Saturday. 8 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,639 Speaker 2: My goodness, I know it's been too long. You meet 9 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 2: Kristin rob Just what is it about sitting in two 10 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 2: hundred and fifty degree rooms with friends that just really 11 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 2: brings you together? It is? 12 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,639 Speaker 1: It is the It is the best social event of 13 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 1: the I got. 14 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 2: I love it. 15 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: I really do. 16 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 2: Wish I could do it on a regular basis. Yes, 17 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,399 Speaker 2: that place that we win is cost prohibitive, but ye 18 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 2: we do we spat. I mean the good thing about 19 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 2: the place we win is the hot room is so 20 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 2: hot that if like, if you're really good at sweating 21 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 2: it out, you could do about twenty minutes in there. 22 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,680 Speaker 2: But ye, we were doing like ten fifteen and being 23 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 2: like cold plunch. 24 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,680 Speaker 1: And you know the problem with the we spa is 25 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: that it's separated by gender and it's all fully nude, 26 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: and so that is the like I think I'm at 27 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: the age finally I used to be just preferred. 28 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 2: Being naked ween are out. 29 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was weener out man, And I think at 30 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: this point I don't necessarily want to hang out with 31 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:47,279 Speaker 1: my friend's nude. 32 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's right. 33 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: You know I want to have some bathing suit on 34 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: it that I want to I want to eat in 35 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 1: my bathing suit. 36 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 2: I got no problem with that. 37 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: But that's probably my that's I think as. 38 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 2: I've a one of the main things that's changed about me. 39 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 2: And that's fine because I've certainly seen you naked. I 40 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 2: don't think you've seen me naked. And we could just 41 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 2: keep it that way because you know, I'll always have 42 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 2: the upper hand no matter what. 43 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,079 Speaker 1: That's true. 44 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 2: It was so damn fun, though, And there's something about 45 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 2: like the exhaustion, Like later that night when I got home, 46 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 2: I was so relaxed. It was oh yeah, it was 47 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,639 Speaker 2: like and you and I both aren't drinking at the time, 48 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 2: so in the past we would have finished an entire 49 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 2: bottle of stolely yeah and eating pickles and fallen over 50 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 2: and then but we were like sober boys, so we 51 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:42,920 Speaker 2: were just hydrating, eating salty foods, eating smoked fish, and 52 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 2: then I got home and I was just built out 53 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,399 Speaker 2: of warm jelly. It was wonderful. It was It's a 54 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,640 Speaker 2: really nice feeling. 55 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: And my god, I tell you, NA Beers I was 56 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 1: talking about it that night. I talk about it NonStop. 57 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,080 Speaker 1: NA beers have come a long way. 58 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 2: Have I talked about this on the fucking pipe? I 59 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:04,399 Speaker 2: don't know, but it's true. We are. They are damn good. 60 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 2: We're drinking Stella nas which tastes basically like Stella, which 61 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 2: still is not a top twenty beer for me, but 62 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 2: if it's the only option, I'll take it. Guinnesses. 63 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: I've been drinking Guinnesses at home. Bit Burgers, another of 64 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: my favorites. And I wasn't a beer guy. I mean 65 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: I used to be a beer guy and then I 66 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: like really ramped up my drinking when I was like, no, 67 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: I almost only drink vodka soda because that is healthier. 68 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 1: And then it was just like get ready to increase 69 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: you were alcohol consumption by one thousand percent. 70 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 2: I know, it's really accurate. It's really accurate. Also, Happy 71 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 2: three eleven day to those who celebrate. I help ambers 72 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 2: the color of your energy. For those who don't know 73 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 2: what I'm talking about you're probably too young or too cool, 74 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 2: or maybe too old even. But there was a band 75 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 2: called three eleven in the nineties. Oh yeah, they weren't 76 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 2: the worst band. They weren't the best band, but they 77 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 2: were wildly popular around nineteen ninety five, and today's their 78 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 2: big day. And I can vividly remember being an Ocean City, 79 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 2: Maryland when I was fourteen or fifteen years old. I 80 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 2: was with some of those two years old than me driving, 81 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,239 Speaker 2: I think person I haven't thought about in twenty years, 82 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 2: and when we got out of her car to go 83 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 2: into a house party, she's like, wait, we have to 84 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,960 Speaker 2: hide my three eleven CD because I don't want somebody 85 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 2: breaking into my car. 86 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: That was and only in the car. 87 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, there was like a case logic CD thing, 88 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,159 Speaker 2: but there was a new three eleven CD and it 89 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 2: just said three to eleven in their font on the front, 90 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 2: and we had to put it under her seat. The 91 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 2: reason I thought about this is because I was walking 92 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 2: walking the dog today and saw a saw a parked 93 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 2: car in my neighborhood with a what are those a club? 94 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 2: The club? 95 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, it goes on this classic classic club and I'm. 96 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 2: Like, good for you for just rocking the club for 97 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 2: thirty five years. Stranger, Well, not a great car just yeah. 98 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: No, the club is when you're gonna leave your doors open. 99 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna. 100 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: Leave your doors open. But yeah, the club was. It 101 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:19,560 Speaker 1: was ubiquitous foreverwhell in the in the nineties, everywhere, everybody 102 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: had a club. Just put your club on. Better put 103 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 1: your club on. I am one hundred per percent sure 104 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 1: there's a very easy way to pick a club. I'm 105 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 1: sure there is. 106 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 2: There was. There was a guy on twenty twenty or 107 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 2: sixty minutes years ago. It was like a professional car 108 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 2: thief that now helps law enforcement type of guy. Yeah, 109 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 2: he broke it. He would just cut the steering wheel 110 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 2: and then you just pull the club right off, just 111 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 2: like the steering wheels. If you have like a bolt cutter, 112 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 2: you just cut the steering wheel and then pull the 113 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 2: club right off. But it just reminded me of we 114 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 2: have to hide a three eleven CD because we don't 115 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,359 Speaker 2: want somebody to That's how hot that band was. In 116 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,919 Speaker 2: nineteen ninety five. My neighbor during the Great Car his 117 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 2: name is Brandon. I don't remember his last name, or 118 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,080 Speaker 2: actually I just don't. I caught him brand them the 119 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 2: photographer because he was a photographer and he was my neighbor. 120 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 2: That's all you need to know about neighbors. 121 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 1: All you need to know. I love the I love 122 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,840 Speaker 1: the distance that is naturally kept with nature with neighbors. 123 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 2: I really really do enjoy it. Hi. 124 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: And then we don't have to have a conversation every 125 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: time we see each other. Just wave and keep walking, wave, 126 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 1: say hi. 127 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 2: Keep going. And and he was a nice dude that 128 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 2: I knew his photographer, and I knew his wife had 129 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 2: been a Pink Power Ranger at one point, so she 130 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 2: which is pretty cool. They were like five generations of 131 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 2: Power Rangers. Actual, she was an actress that was one 132 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,360 Speaker 2: of the rangers. It took me a very long time 133 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,000 Speaker 2: to process that sentence. It was behind us. We weren't 134 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 2: Power Ranger boys. We were Transformer. Well. I was a 135 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 2: Ninja turtle boy myself. And pretty cool idea that their 136 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:55,640 Speaker 2: teenage and their mutants and their ninjas and their turtles 137 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 2: and it's all in the name and they just say it. 138 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 2: And then favorite food pizza. I mean, they were bat 139 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,159 Speaker 2: in a thousand when they came up with the Yeah, 140 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 2: best friend and trainer giant rat. 141 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,240 Speaker 1: I wonder if there was one person who was like 142 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,000 Speaker 1: this was my idea. I'm sure has Bro has erased 143 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 1: their name, but I bet you there is one person 144 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:17,280 Speaker 1: who was like I named the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles 145 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:18,800 Speaker 1: and created them. 146 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 2: Named after the great artists. I mean the. 147 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:26,360 Speaker 1: Fact that they were named after Italian Renaissance artists. I mean, 148 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,360 Speaker 1: all it's so stony, it's awesome. 149 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 2: It's very creative. But he during lockdown, during the Great Choar, 150 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 2: his catalytic converter got stolen out of like basically our 151 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 2: all shared driveways. And then I think it happened again, 152 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,600 Speaker 2: like with suit the day after he got it repaired, 153 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:48,119 Speaker 2: and the cops were like, they keep hitting the same 154 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 2: car repeatedly. Yeah, until if they just know you're gonna 155 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 2: keep getting it, they're gonna come stealing it. So we 156 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 2: were all locked down, and I remember he just set 157 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 2: up booby traps. He had so much free time. He 158 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 2: just put wires and like he like hung strings and 159 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 2: secret trip wires. Then he put like board nail boards 160 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 2: facing up all around the car. But he like fortified 161 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 2: his car during the Great Car and like, good for him. 162 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 2: What better thing was there to do than defend your Honda, 163 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,000 Speaker 2: the CATALYT catalytic converter. 164 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,240 Speaker 1: I mean, I've known so many people who have had 165 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 1: their stolen, but I saw a uh, the craziest bumpersticker. Okay, 166 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 1: bumperstickers in LA have gone off. They're off the charts. 167 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,040 Speaker 1: I'm not. It's a new thing and I'm into it. 168 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,520 Speaker 2: I am into it. 169 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 1: It's like and they're looney tunes. They none of them 170 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 1: make a lick of sense, and I love it. This 171 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 1: one just said if you steal my catalytic converter, I 172 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:50,720 Speaker 1: will kill myself. And it was all pretty small fought 173 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,920 Speaker 1: so you could only read it when you were pulled 174 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,200 Speaker 1: directly up to them. 175 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,839 Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, what a good argument for an electric car? 176 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 2: Or like, I don't think you're leaf has a catalytic converter. 177 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 2: I don't think any electric cars have cali converters. I 178 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 2: also don't know what a catalyt convert does and why 179 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 2: were and I thought it was Cadillac like the car 180 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 2: for the entire life until. 181 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,880 Speaker 1: Eight years ago cataltic converter. 182 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:19,040 Speaker 2: And then I'm like, let's just let's just bring on 183 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 2: the batteries, bring on the polestars. 184 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:25,360 Speaker 1: So here on the bonusodes. We uh, we take you, 185 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:29,160 Speaker 1: We we give you advice, we answer your questions. Do 186 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: you do we have any would you rathers to start 187 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:31,600 Speaker 1: off with? 188 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,680 Speaker 2: You know, hop right into it? Here's one Kyle Millett 189 00:09:35,679 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 2: sent this in and Kurt we may have done this 190 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,840 Speaker 2: one before. I don't know, I mean not his. But 191 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:43,400 Speaker 2: would you rather have the ability to teleport anywhere? But 192 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,959 Speaker 2: when you show up your naked which we sort of 193 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,200 Speaker 2: talked about at the top of the pod, or the 194 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,760 Speaker 2: ability to fly but you always get in motion sickness? 195 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,560 Speaker 2: It's an interesting question. 196 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a really that's a nice one. That is 197 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,640 Speaker 1: a very it's a clean one. 198 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:01,200 Speaker 2: And if take the family. 199 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,480 Speaker 1: It's not an easy immediate answer, right. 200 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:09,720 Speaker 2: Right, because the joy I mean you're would you instantaneously 201 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 2: rather be in Greece right now or would you rather 202 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,480 Speaker 2: fly there and feel kind of sick the whole time? 203 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,640 Speaker 1: So if you could so, I'm imagining you can choose 204 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,800 Speaker 1: where you teleport too. 205 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:26,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's anytime you teleport, you just end up and 206 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,640 Speaker 2: you land in your naked. 207 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,920 Speaker 1: Right and you can can't you can't bring clothes with you. 208 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,960 Speaker 2: No, but that doesn't mean you can't teleport to a 209 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,520 Speaker 2: TJ Max changing room and just put on whatever anybody 210 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,800 Speaker 2: left behind. Right. 211 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,400 Speaker 1: But that's the thing is, like what you would need 212 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,640 Speaker 1: to do is you would need to have a place 213 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:50,040 Speaker 1: that has clothes pre booked for you, because like just 214 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 1: getting anywhere naked, that you could get in trouble so fast, agreed, 215 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:59,400 Speaker 1: you know, and like you and I I don't either, 216 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,200 Speaker 1: So I don't. 217 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,240 Speaker 2: Every shape and form and you and I never not 218 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,960 Speaker 2: even boats we've been on. Love it, but I imagine 219 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,920 Speaker 2: it's a horrible feeling like I hate. I've been thrown 220 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,880 Speaker 2: up in so long. I hate throwing up. And if 221 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,880 Speaker 2: that's if it leads to that level of nausea, I 222 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:20,800 Speaker 2: will go transport uh naked, teleport naked? Excuse me that 223 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:24,320 Speaker 2: would I think flying is awesome, but if. 224 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,680 Speaker 1: You're if you're not nauseous the whole time, it's it's 225 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 1: got it's you're just doing wouldn't want to do it. 226 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 2: Birds making fun of you, flying snakes are making fun 227 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:34,360 Speaker 2: of you. 228 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:38,080 Speaker 1: It is a very cool weakness to give a superhero. 229 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:42,800 Speaker 1: You know that he just never flies, and they're just yeah, 230 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 1: and it's like, but you can fly, and he's just 231 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,440 Speaker 1: like I don't, I know, I don't. I don't like 232 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 1: doing it. 233 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,520 Speaker 2: I'm having it, and then it. 234 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,839 Speaker 1: Turns out he's just nauseus the whole time. 235 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 2: I think, I. 236 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,000 Speaker 1: Guess I gotta go teleport naked. You gotta call ahead 237 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,200 Speaker 1: and be like, hey, I need I need clothes in 238 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:06,080 Speaker 1: this room, in this in this private area. Mmmm, and 239 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,200 Speaker 1: getting get used to it, and then get used to 240 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:12,080 Speaker 1: figuring out how to steal clothes. I guess yeah, Oh, 241 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,439 Speaker 1: I don't know. Now I'm going back and forth again. 242 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's how you know it's a good one. 243 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,400 Speaker 1: That's how you know it's a good one. 244 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 2: I would rather be somewhere instantly, Like I'm not thinking 245 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 2: that you could fly around the world at Superman speed, 246 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 2: at Homelander speed. Yeah, I think. 247 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:32,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm teleporting naked and just hoping for the best, 248 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 1: hoping for the best, always choosing a nude beach to 249 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:36,440 Speaker 1: land at. 250 00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 2: WHOA, that's a great hiccup. That's it. You just go, 251 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:47,200 Speaker 2: where's the best nude beach in Santorini? Yeah, that's great. 252 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,960 Speaker 2: So it's like you got a frisbee caught on your roof. 253 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,480 Speaker 2: Sure you could fly up there, or you could just 254 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 2: teleport up there and then put the frisbee over your 255 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:59,480 Speaker 2: meats and Jesus and climb down and hold nobody calls 256 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:05,160 Speaker 2: the cops. Also, before we move ahead, I sent about 257 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:09,840 Speaker 2: twenty three twenty four dry sixty nine bumper stickers today. 258 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,920 Speaker 2: That's so great because today's the day. I think sixty 259 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,600 Speaker 2: nine days from New Year's Day was yesterday, Okay, So 260 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,840 Speaker 2: congratulations to everybody that did it. It was really cute. Kurt. 261 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:24,320 Speaker 2: We had three couples that I sent two too because 262 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,480 Speaker 2: they did it together, said two bumper stickers to them, 263 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 2: So that's great. I mean, nothing better than keeping it 264 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,360 Speaker 2: dry with your the one you love. It's all about 265 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,360 Speaker 2: keeping a try. 266 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,560 Speaker 1: It's the best. Congratulations. 267 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,800 Speaker 2: If you've messaged with me and I've confirmed that I 268 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 2: was going to send you one and you did a 269 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,440 Speaker 2: dry sixty nine and you haven't gotten yet, just email 270 00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:44,640 Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com and say Scottie, 271 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,920 Speaker 2: I didn't get the bumper sticker, and I'll hit you 272 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,840 Speaker 2: up because I've been keeping track of a lot of them, 273 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 2: but we're in the two fifty to two sixty range 274 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 2: for number i've cent, so just don't want to miss 275 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,680 Speaker 2: any dry sixty nine ers. 276 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,120 Speaker 1: Nice All right, here's here's some advice. 277 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:07,600 Speaker 4: Oh good, hello, baby Banana Boys. A big fan over here, 278 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 4: and I really could use your advice. So I live 279 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:18,920 Speaker 4: in a beautiful neighborhood in Chicago cool, and I am 280 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:23,600 Speaker 4: frequently out and about walking my neighborhood with my dog. 281 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:30,240 Speaker 4: And I've noticed over the last few months that someone 282 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:35,120 Speaker 4: has been allowing there, I'm gonna guess larger dog to 283 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 4: just absolutely shit everywhere, up and. 284 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:45,880 Speaker 1: Down everywhere, up and down the block. It goes on 285 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,560 Speaker 1: more to describe that it's not nice to look at, 286 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,760 Speaker 1: and we agree with you, but I'm gonna stop it there. 287 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,200 Speaker 1: We're gonna stop it there. So the question that she 288 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:59,120 Speaker 1: has is is there anything that I can do that's 289 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 1: a fun way to try and get this to stop? Now? 290 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 2: Yes, I have. 291 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,920 Speaker 1: I have an immediate book that you need to. 292 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 2: Get absolutely run to your computer or local bookshop or 293 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,160 Speaker 2: local bookshop. 294 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,880 Speaker 1: You know what I've been doing. So I've been trying 295 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 1: not to shop on Amazon, and I've just been doing 296 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,760 Speaker 1: I just you just google local book like your local 297 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 1: bookstore near me, and there's so many and just order 298 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,680 Speaker 1: it there and then it takes two extra days and 299 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,120 Speaker 1: that's all you have to wait. But I did, so, Yeah, 300 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,360 Speaker 1: go to your local bookstore and get a book called 301 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:41,600 Speaker 1: Sprinkle Brigade Legendary. This was so the gentleman Matt Murphy, 302 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:45,440 Speaker 1: who I started to we started Chunk and Cheguin with 303 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,600 Speaker 1: And if you don't know Chunk and Changuin, we did 304 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:51,240 Speaker 1: it early on in the podcast explained exactly what it was. 305 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,400 Speaker 1: But Chunk was half chicken half skunk. He was eight 306 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,320 Speaker 1: feet tall and shot water out of his butt. And 307 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:00,480 Speaker 1: Chegwin was his half brother who shot shot out of 308 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 1: his button. He was about nine feet tall, and they 309 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,920 Speaker 1: were like these animals that we got inside him. We 310 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:10,080 Speaker 1: would do these street gorilla street theater events in New 311 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:15,000 Speaker 1: York City back in the late nineties. Anyway, his next 312 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 1: art thing that Matt did was the Sprinkle Brigade with 313 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,840 Speaker 1: a bunch of buddies, and so they would go and 314 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,760 Speaker 1: find shit, dog shit on the streets in New York 315 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,520 Speaker 1: and then they would decorate it. So first just started 316 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:32,320 Speaker 1: off with them putting sprinkles on him, glitter, no actual sprinkles. 317 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 1: The very first one was like birthday cake sprinkles. 318 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,360 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeh yeah. 319 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,600 Speaker 1: But then they noticed that as soon as they put 320 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,760 Speaker 1: birthday cake sprinkles on. They would take a photo and 321 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,720 Speaker 1: then the pigeons would just start eating the shit, and 322 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,920 Speaker 1: then we're like felt bad. 323 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 2: For the pigeons. 324 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 1: So then they just started like decorating them and then 325 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,480 Speaker 1: creating kind of like lint little mini scenes around them. 326 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,640 Speaker 1: And then they so then like there's one that's like 327 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,280 Speaker 1: a whole Christmas scene with like a little Christmas tree 328 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,400 Speaker 1: and Christmas presents. There's another one they just they were 329 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,560 Speaker 1: doing with this like biodegradable silver paint and they were 330 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,920 Speaker 1: just silvering them and golding them. That just looks nice. 331 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:09,960 Speaker 1: It just looks great. 332 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,359 Speaker 2: It might be the answer, but we'll keep silver and gold. 333 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,320 Speaker 1: Some other ones, yeah, they did have some like sprinkle 334 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: some some like glitter that they did with. There was 335 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,679 Speaker 1: other like Norman Rockwell style, like Mailman. 336 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 2: There were army men, there were little men men fighting 337 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:27,199 Speaker 2: on both sides, or it was like cops. It was 338 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,320 Speaker 2: like cops and cop dogs on one side, and then 339 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,879 Speaker 2: you might have been going here. But my very favorite 340 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,919 Speaker 2: one was just setting up a glass of wine and 341 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,320 Speaker 2: a knife and fork and a napkin as all on 342 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,880 Speaker 2: either side of the dog shit, So it just looked 343 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,919 Speaker 2: like a fancy meal in the middle of the sidewalk 344 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 2: that was legendary. 345 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,400 Speaker 1: So the Sprinkle Brigade. 346 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:45,960 Speaker 2: The book. 347 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:49,439 Speaker 1: It is a book of photography that Matt and his 348 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,640 Speaker 1: buddies did and you can buy it right now and 349 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,119 Speaker 1: it will give you, i think, one hundred different fun 350 00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 1: ideas of what you can do with the poop on 351 00:17:59,040 --> 00:17:59,520 Speaker 1: your street. 352 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,720 Speaker 2: Ye, and it'll let somebody know what. I had a 353 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,480 Speaker 2: guy that used to pee in the elevator of my 354 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,840 Speaker 2: building in New York sometimes, Oh my god, yeah, And 355 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 2: so you would get in and you would just be 356 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,439 Speaker 2: like I remember that, remember, yeah, And you couldn't figure 357 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:16,679 Speaker 2: out what it was. And I would just hang funny 358 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:23,280 Speaker 2: signs in it, insulting the person nondirectly. But it worked 359 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,879 Speaker 2: all the time, like it would. It would go away 360 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,160 Speaker 2: for four months and then he'd be in it again 361 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,840 Speaker 2: and it'd put up another sign, and they would just 362 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 2: say things like because it was a dude. I knew 363 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,399 Speaker 2: it was a dude. It was only a six story building, 364 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,040 Speaker 2: and it was the elevator was fast enough where it 365 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,640 Speaker 2: was like, there's no time to pop a squad. We'll 366 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,439 Speaker 2: just say it that way. And so I would be 367 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,720 Speaker 2: like to the gentleman with the micro penis who's urinating 368 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:53,240 Speaker 2: in the elevator, We all commend you wonderful stream, sorry 369 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,960 Speaker 2: for your unfortunate genitalia. And then I would just put 370 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,520 Speaker 2: the management and I would put them up all the time, 371 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,399 Speaker 2: and I think it like really rattled them because they 372 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,720 Speaker 2: thought they were getting away with something. And then there're 373 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,280 Speaker 2: anybody who's a dickhead enough to do that, Yeah, has 374 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:12,680 Speaker 2: a fragile ego, and so going after their ego feels 375 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,919 Speaker 2: like just letting them know that, you know, and that 376 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:20,360 Speaker 2: everybody agrees that they are a giant loser. It'll eat 377 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,040 Speaker 2: it them and there's yeah, they don't know it's you 378 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:26,399 Speaker 2: leaving that. I think that's a great idea. 379 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,600 Speaker 1: All right, Scotty, you got anything? Uh yeah, I got. 380 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:33,440 Speaker 2: Some advice too, And so insummation and this is also 381 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,920 Speaker 2: a sprinkle brigade thing too, is like go get those 382 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:40,320 Speaker 2: really long wood bamboo skewers like for grilling, and write 383 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 2: a little note that is legible and like on an 384 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 2: index card and tape it to one of those skewers 385 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,520 Speaker 2: and then stick it in that dog poop and just 386 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:52,760 Speaker 2: make fun of the owner over and over and over 387 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,800 Speaker 2: because other neighbors whould feel in the same way that 388 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,800 Speaker 2: you do. Are gonna laugh, They're gonna take pictures of it, 389 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,640 Speaker 2: they're gonna put it on socials. But just write little 390 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,159 Speaker 2: notes and stick them in the dogshit on long poles, 391 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,879 Speaker 2: which again sprinkle brigade. I think did a dear John like, 392 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:09,000 Speaker 2: I'm leaving you in a pile of shit. So just 393 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:13,720 Speaker 2: let that small person know that everybody just thinks they're 394 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:18,960 Speaker 2: a loser. Yeah, easy peasy, h Alita, I believe it's 395 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:24,120 Speaker 2: Alita in need some advice, a lead ale in this 396 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,440 Speaker 2: is a sweet one, banana boys. I need some advice 397 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:30,320 Speaker 2: on the next advice bonuside should come around the time 398 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,800 Speaker 2: when I'm returning to work after an accident that happened 399 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,680 Speaker 2: in October. I now have a large and obvious scar 400 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,760 Speaker 2: down my right cheek and a bit on my jaw. 401 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 2: I work in a very fast paced bar with lots 402 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:44,800 Speaker 2: of locals and tons of rich Jabroni's during the summer. Okay, 403 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:49,600 Speaker 2: so she looks in hell Okay, okay. I. As a result, 404 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,199 Speaker 2: I have a lot of face to face time with 405 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,040 Speaker 2: people who are too drunk to realize they're saying something dumb. 406 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,400 Speaker 2: And I'm really getting tired of retelling the story explaining 407 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,960 Speaker 2: my surgeries, etc. Could you guys get me a handful 408 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:06,400 Speaker 2: of ridiculous responses that I can memorize so short, we're 409 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,680 Speaker 2: talking short stuff to say back to the rude people 410 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,520 Speaker 2: who ask or comment about my scar, preferably something kindly 411 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,760 Speaker 2: and quickly to shut them up. So far I have 412 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,080 Speaker 2: come up with electric toothbrush that got out of control 413 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,080 Speaker 2: and an extra long beard trimmer. But I know you 414 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:30,639 Speaker 2: too can maybe come up with better ones. Thanks, you're welcome. Okay, 415 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,560 Speaker 2: you're welcome, all right, Okay on face and jawl needs 416 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:36,879 Speaker 2: just something to say to drunks. 417 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,800 Speaker 1: I wonder if it looks like a treasure map at all, 418 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,920 Speaker 1: because if it looks like a treasure map, I'm feeling 419 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:41,439 Speaker 1: treasure map. 420 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:46,399 Speaker 2: But what are you think? I like the idea of, yeah, 421 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,760 Speaker 2: it's a constellation. Yeah, it's a way to get to 422 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,560 Speaker 2: a buried treasure. My grandfather put this on my face 423 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,359 Speaker 2: when as a child, and it's going to lead me 424 00:21:54,400 --> 00:22:01,200 Speaker 2: to buried treasure one day. Very very Harry Potter. Yeah right. 425 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,240 Speaker 2: Well you could also say I used to make out 426 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,320 Speaker 2: so much in middle school that my braces got caught 427 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,679 Speaker 2: with somebody and when we pulled apart. It rip my face, 428 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 2: but look these teeth and then just smile. I'm hoping 429 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,159 Speaker 2: you have straight teeth. I'm guessing you do. But just 430 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,560 Speaker 2: I used to make out so much when I have 431 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,639 Speaker 2: braces that we got stuck. Instead of going to the hospital, 432 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,800 Speaker 2: we just pulled our faces apart. But I still got 433 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,200 Speaker 2: these beautiful pearly whites. 434 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:34,560 Speaker 1: You'd also say that you bit a shark. You bit 435 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,280 Speaker 1: a shark on the mouth and didn't realize. 436 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,800 Speaker 2: It is weird how animals, so many animals attack just 437 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,639 Speaker 2: face first. 438 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, they just attacked face first. 439 00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:48,919 Speaker 2: Imagine that your whole life is snakes, sharks, I mean 440 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,040 Speaker 2: even goats and rams and water buffalo they're all running 441 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 2: out your face first. Yeah. I just thought. 442 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,199 Speaker 1: I was just hiking yesterday and a dude had a 443 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,920 Speaker 1: pitbull off a leash, and you know, it just came 444 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 1: by and sniffed me. Very you know, very friendly dog. 445 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,440 Speaker 1: But there you know, the pit it is an animal 446 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:13,800 Speaker 1: that has been designed for its jaw to be a 447 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 1: skull crusher. 448 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. Vice, it's a vice. 449 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,640 Speaker 1: It is just like, it's not the dog's fault. It's 450 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,040 Speaker 1: not the dog's fault, delightful dog. 451 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,320 Speaker 2: We don't blame the dog. 452 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,919 Speaker 1: It is human's fault for designing them that way. But 453 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,560 Speaker 1: I think that's maybe a dog you keep on the. 454 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,240 Speaker 2: Leash, please, that's it. 455 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,919 Speaker 1: That's because it's as it was approaching me, I was 456 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,760 Speaker 1: just like, this is totally fine. However, there is the 457 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:44,719 Speaker 1: slight possibility that it could crush my skull because it 458 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,399 Speaker 1: has the ability to do so. 459 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,159 Speaker 2: That's right. Also, keep your dog on a leash. Not 460 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,480 Speaker 2: everybody in this world likes dogs. I mean, some people 461 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,159 Speaker 2: have been attacked by dogs. They don't want to come 462 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,960 Speaker 2: around a corner and see a loose dog. Just you 463 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,320 Speaker 2: know how long they make leashes that are one hundred 464 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:03,280 Speaker 2: feet long. If you aren't happy letting your dog have 465 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,720 Speaker 2: one hundred feet and you don't need a dog man. 466 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,080 Speaker 2: If you're cool with your dog being more than one 467 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,199 Speaker 2: hundred feet away from you, you should not have a 468 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,679 Speaker 2: pet dog. You should have a carrier pigeon, and you 469 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,560 Speaker 2: should send notes to the one other doork who also 470 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:20,439 Speaker 2: loves pigeons. You could tell people that you swallowed a 471 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,719 Speaker 2: grenade and then just walk away, just yeah, I swallowed 472 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,280 Speaker 2: a grenade. Yeah, I was at ROTC and they made 473 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,359 Speaker 2: me swallow a grenade. Not that unbelievable. 474 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,720 Speaker 1: Oh, it used to be a knife juggler. 475 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:36,640 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, Oh I like this yeah, oh yeah, 476 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,000 Speaker 2: camp archery. They were trying to shoot an apple off 477 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,399 Speaker 2: my head. 478 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, trying to do the William Penn's William Pen trip 479 00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,520 Speaker 1: Tell William Tell Yeah. 480 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,440 Speaker 2: Same diff back then, all guys wearing wigs. 481 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, tell him. You used to hang out with Burrows 482 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,879 Speaker 1: back in the day and he tried to shoot an 483 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:54,879 Speaker 1: apple off your head. 484 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,920 Speaker 2: You can also like do a drink that you don't 485 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,840 Speaker 2: like to make a lot of, like say a car 486 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 2: bomb or something, you know, the always offensive car bomb. 487 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,320 Speaker 2: Be like I did. I did a Yager bomb and 488 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,120 Speaker 2: the pine class actually broke when I dropped the shot 489 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,359 Speaker 2: glass in when I shot it, I cut my face open. 490 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, just trying. Actually, that'll make people be like, 491 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 2: oh dude, I want one. I haven't had one of 492 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,679 Speaker 2: those since three eleven was the number one band in 493 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:29,199 Speaker 2: the world in nineteen ninety five. I used to always 494 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,840 Speaker 2: say wakeboarding accident for everything like that was if I 495 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,159 Speaker 2: had a limp, if I had a band aid, I 496 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,480 Speaker 2: would just be like, yeah, wakeboarding accident. There goes my 497 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:42,439 Speaker 2: soccer scholarship. And it got an appropriate response, which was 498 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,719 Speaker 2: the lightest of laughter. 499 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,200 Speaker 1: Wake But but I know I love the scholarship concept. 500 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,760 Speaker 1: Yeah there, and just be like it was a bummer 501 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:56,680 Speaker 1: too because we were a D one wakeboarding school. Yeah, 502 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,119 Speaker 1: I mean it was really competitive to get in. I 503 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,200 Speaker 1: was a full and then that might and then that 504 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,639 Speaker 1: faithful day. So I don't like to talk about it there. 505 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,400 Speaker 1: It just shuts people up right there. 506 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun, I mean, yeah, all the sharp edges skiing, snowboarding. Yeah, 507 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,960 Speaker 2: I fell off a ski lift. I landed on a 508 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,800 Speaker 2: skier there. It went through my head. The ski went 509 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 2: through my whole head, It went through my mouth and 510 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,439 Speaker 2: out the back of my head. I'll pull my hair 511 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,680 Speaker 2: up in a minute. It's fun. It's fun to have. 512 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,840 Speaker 2: Kurt and I are scar guys. We like it so 513 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,399 Speaker 2: just to know that we think it looks great and 514 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,040 Speaker 2: we don't let the assholes ever get you down. If 515 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,119 Speaker 2: that's the only thing they can think to talk about. 516 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:48,600 Speaker 1: Yep, you know, come on, do you got a would 517 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,000 Speaker 1: you rather? 518 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,840 Speaker 2: I can certainly find another one, would you? This was 519 00:26:52,840 --> 00:27:00,320 Speaker 2: from Katie Siria Zaga. It could also be Sirirasega. I'm 520 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 2: gonna just call her Katie Okay, would you rather teach 521 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,560 Speaker 2: middle school for five years or live through three years 522 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,480 Speaker 2: of middle school? Again? She says, I've taught middle school 523 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:14,440 Speaker 2: for fourteen years, so I'm interested in what the Banana 524 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,760 Speaker 2: boys would choose. So would you rather teach it for 525 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,320 Speaker 2: five or go through it again? I'm guessing as a 526 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 2: middle school aged kid for three years. So wow, in 527 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,480 Speaker 2: sixth grade, seventh grade, and eighth grade again for our 528 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:34,120 Speaker 2: international bananimals, middle school here is usually sixth grade, seventh grade, 529 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:38,879 Speaker 2: eighth grade, sometimes called junior high. Wow. 530 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: Sixth grade, seventh grade, eighth grade a fraught time, a 531 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:49,119 Speaker 1: fraud time for children. Yeah, probably the hardest, Probably the 532 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:53,480 Speaker 1: hardest time. I don't I think I was a I 533 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,000 Speaker 1: think I was a jerk. I think I was a 534 00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,879 Speaker 1: jerk in sixth, seventh and eighth grade. 535 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,479 Speaker 2: See, I didn't hit puberty until I was in eighth grade, 536 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,960 Speaker 2: so I was just a little guy. 537 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,600 Speaker 1: Oh really, So you were just trying to like not 538 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:06,880 Speaker 1: like avoid everything. 539 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:12,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember guys getting those horrible mustaches. That alone 540 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,080 Speaker 2: makes me not want to teach you for five years, 541 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,280 Speaker 2: just having to look at seventh grade boys and the 542 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,960 Speaker 2: horrible mustaches that start to come in and they're too 543 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,040 Speaker 2: young to shave. I mean, they're not growing a beard. 544 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,680 Speaker 2: I would hope not. But the yeah, guys would get 545 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,320 Speaker 2: armpit hair. They just got bigger. They were just bigger 546 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,639 Speaker 2: in hit puberty and got acne and I'm just you know, 547 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:35,760 Speaker 2: still five foot two or three and chasing girls and 548 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,359 Speaker 2: the girls are chasing me. Were just runn around the 549 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,720 Speaker 2: playground with nothing to do. At the end of the run, 550 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:44,480 Speaker 2: just now I chase you, now you chase me. And 551 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,840 Speaker 2: dating is passing notes, holding hands and kissing on the cheek. 552 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,320 Speaker 1: I was going on dates sixth grade. Definitely a sixth 553 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:57,600 Speaker 1: grade date. I remember went to see Dirty Dancing at 554 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 1: the at the Bradley Beach Cinema that date. 555 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,720 Speaker 2: That's a good date. That's a good date. 556 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 1: The Bradley Beach Cinema, though, was the one that showed 557 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,479 Speaker 1: a movie like eight months after it came out for 558 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,120 Speaker 1: like three. 559 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 2: The dollar cinemas were we had the Village Theater in 560 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,960 Speaker 2: Reister's Town and the Village got it. Yeah, six months 561 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,560 Speaker 2: later Dollar theater. 562 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,720 Speaker 1: God, it was great, delight, a delight. 563 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. Then we would go, you'd go. My parents would 564 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,600 Speaker 2: give me probably five dollars, possibly ten, but I think 565 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,320 Speaker 2: five and we would go buy a ticket, then play 566 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 2: video games for a quarter each, and then watch Terminator two, 567 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:39,520 Speaker 2: Patriot Games or whatever movie we went and saw back then, 568 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,760 Speaker 2: and then call my parents collect from a one eight 569 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,760 Speaker 2: hundred on I would you know, and I'd go movie's 570 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,320 Speaker 2: over and hang up so they didn't have to accept 571 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,920 Speaker 2: the call. I mean, it's crazy that, before the internet, smartphones, 572 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,920 Speaker 2: how just clever we all were. We were all so 573 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,520 Speaker 2: good at figuring out problems. And then I would go 574 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,040 Speaker 2: sit in the Burger king that was next door to 575 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,360 Speaker 2: it and eat a Whopper Junior and that would be 576 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 2: What a night the by the young al French fries. 577 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,280 Speaker 2: What a night That's romance, Man. 578 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,320 Speaker 1: That is romance. Are you kidding me? I'm back to it. 579 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,480 Speaker 1: I'm back to it now that I'm not drinking. That 580 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:24,160 Speaker 1: sounds like a perfect night out. Food after a movie, 581 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,160 Speaker 1: yum yum. 582 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,840 Speaker 2: Those late Yeah, we need to get more of those 583 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,960 Speaker 2: late screening movie theaters. I'm sure there's one in the 584 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,600 Speaker 2: Valley and cow and near La. But just to go 585 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,440 Speaker 2: and do a five dollars movie six months after the fact, 586 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,280 Speaker 2: I would love that. 587 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,960 Speaker 1: It is so difficult to wrap my head around this. 588 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,800 Speaker 1: Would you rather, oh, because because of the fact that, 589 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:48,360 Speaker 1: like I'm assuming we're experiencing it as as as a child, 590 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,360 Speaker 1: as the age appropriate child, we were okay, but do 591 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,720 Speaker 1: we have because because if that's the case, then I 592 00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:01,280 Speaker 1: would just do that because you know, it's not really me. 593 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,560 Speaker 1: I don't have all of the thoughts that I haven't 594 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:08,120 Speaker 1: experienced anything else yet. But if it's me in the 595 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:13,880 Speaker 1: body of a child, I mean, that's even better. 596 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,840 Speaker 2: You could run that place. That's what I'm saying, even better. 597 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,719 Speaker 2: I would definitely go back for three years. My answer 598 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:24,240 Speaker 2: is one, we love teachers on this show. My mom 599 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,960 Speaker 2: was a teacher. We'd love teachers. There's no way I 600 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,600 Speaker 2: want to teach for five years middle school kids. Just no. 601 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,560 Speaker 1: If it was if it was first graders, kindergarten, if 602 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,920 Speaker 1: it was kindergarteners, I would do five. 603 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,360 Speaker 2: Years of kindergarten. Piece of cake. 604 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,240 Speaker 1: They are delightful. 605 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:48,720 Speaker 2: White, Take them on the playground, teach them some colors, 606 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,400 Speaker 2: some simple books, read the gingerbread Man, watch their wigs 607 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,120 Speaker 2: get blown back. 608 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,240 Speaker 1: I'm not saying kindergarten teachers have it easy by any 609 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,720 Speaker 1: stretch of the imagine. I'm just saying I think six 610 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:06,240 Speaker 1: seventh and eighth is a specific challenge. And then also, yeah, 611 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,960 Speaker 1: I'm going back and I'm changing kids lives. 612 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:09,920 Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. 613 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:14,920 Speaker 1: I am being the magical elf child that knows everything 614 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,840 Speaker 1: and can help them out in every situation. 615 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I agreed. I think it would be such an 616 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,760 Speaker 2: opportunity when all those other kids think it's the end 617 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,920 Speaker 2: of the world, all the problems, all the issues, all 618 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,280 Speaker 2: the embarrassments and humiliations and frustrations and fears, and you 619 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,840 Speaker 2: could be the zen guru that goes, hey, you're gonna 620 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,360 Speaker 2: be okay. Here's all the great things about you. You're 621 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,800 Speaker 2: so talented in these ways. You just get through this, 622 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,680 Speaker 2: and in two years you're gonna be in high school. 623 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,720 Speaker 2: You probably want to be around these kids like you 624 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:48,600 Speaker 2: could basically be some sort of mentor therapist, life coach, 625 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,600 Speaker 2: spiritual advisor and they won't even know. They'll just be like, oh, 626 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:58,360 Speaker 2: little Kurt's so strange, Little Scottie, he just nails every test. Also, 627 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,840 Speaker 2: I wouldn't when I watch you smarter than the fifth 628 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,520 Speaker 2: grader on airplanes, I get every question wrong. I'm like, really, oh, 629 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:05,200 Speaker 2: I'm an idiot. 630 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,520 Speaker 1: Oh I like that, because then you wouldn't even have 631 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,040 Speaker 1: to worry about it because also you don't have to 632 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,760 Speaker 1: worry about the tests, you don't have to worry about 633 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,240 Speaker 1: the homework. You can fail out. It's fine. It's fine 634 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,640 Speaker 1: because it's not. This sort of good is such a 635 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,480 Speaker 1: hard hypothetical. 636 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,200 Speaker 2: I know, it's a sweet one. I mean, fourteen years 637 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:28,120 Speaker 2: Katie year, congratulations to congratulations for teaching the future. We 638 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,440 Speaker 2: hope the future is bright for these lovely children. I'm 639 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:38,520 Speaker 2: going three years back thinking if if I mean, if 640 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,400 Speaker 2: it's meet you and me now, if we're middle aged 641 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,200 Speaker 2: guys in there. 642 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:47,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, hilarious, very funny, very funny. Also, but the reason 643 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,400 Speaker 1: I think we're mainly not saying that we would do 644 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:53,360 Speaker 1: the teaching is because we have no idea how, and 645 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:58,280 Speaker 1: so the difficulty level for us would be off the charts. 646 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,640 Speaker 1: We would be out of our depths, would be incredibly difficult. Oh, 647 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,800 Speaker 1: whereas I know how to be a child, do I 648 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,280 Speaker 1: know how to be the wisest child in the world? 649 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,239 Speaker 2: Yes? I do, of course you do. That would be 650 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,279 Speaker 2: our goal to go back and be three years of 651 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,760 Speaker 2: having the wisest child in the history of the classroom, 652 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,760 Speaker 2: also helping the teacher out, you know, telling the teacher. 653 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,399 Speaker 2: You could tell them the teacher out a rough night, 654 00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,680 Speaker 2: you know, like yeah, on the video days when they're 655 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,839 Speaker 2: popping a DVD in and you're watching a movie. 656 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, you come up, you give them an apple. You say, hey, 657 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,959 Speaker 1: why don't you take that and have a n app? 658 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 2: I got it for it. Got you get an ice 659 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 2: cold perier out of your bag, You put it on 660 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,040 Speaker 2: the edge of your desk. You just slide to Adville. 661 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 2: You go. We all been there, we all been there. Worry. 662 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,600 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna run everybody through the lesson you taught yesterday. 663 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,720 Speaker 2: Just get a little shut out. You work too hard. 664 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 2: They don't pay you enough. Poco de nio. There's a 665 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,480 Speaker 2: really sweet one I saw here. This is more of 666 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:59,640 Speaker 2: a hypothetical I believe, okay, hypothetically from Ann. Thank you 667 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,160 Speaker 2: for saying this, and you can always send your stuff 668 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,319 Speaker 2: to us on the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com 669 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,759 Speaker 2: or the Bananas Podcast on Instagram. Also, we have a 670 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,520 Speaker 2: live show in Phoenix after this Kurt on March twenty ninth, 671 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,239 Speaker 2: So if you haven't got your tickets to come hang 672 00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,040 Speaker 2: out with the Banana Boys, we'd love to see. It's 673 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,640 Speaker 2: a three pm show and we got a little wiggle 674 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,279 Speaker 2: time after we take photos with everybody, got some new 675 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,920 Speaker 2: stickers to sell. We got all kinds of fun stuff. 676 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:29,480 Speaker 2: Come on now, and I think it's fute wants to 677 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:34,560 Speaker 2: know describe the ideal slice of pie with ice cream 678 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,360 Speaker 2: in vivid detail. 679 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,480 Speaker 1: Oh, okay, your dream. 680 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:44,800 Speaker 2: Slice of pie, Kurtie b in vivid detail. 681 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:52,080 Speaker 1: Wow, what are you going for? Okay, type of pie. 682 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:57,160 Speaker 2: I'm going to lose seventy percent of the audience with this. Okay, 683 00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,120 Speaker 2: key lime. 684 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,239 Speaker 1: Pie, That's what I was gonna say. 685 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:06,200 Speaker 2: I love from the Keys, like from Almarada, from Marathon Key, Like, 686 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,920 Speaker 2: I want a real key. 687 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:13,840 Speaker 1: Real key lime pie made up homemade, homemade Graham cracker crust. 688 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:20,080 Speaker 2: Yeah. Then I think the ice cream to go with it. 689 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,759 Speaker 1: So you're going ice cream. You're not going. 690 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,640 Speaker 2: Cool cream on there for sure? Okay? 691 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:26,839 Speaker 1: What type? 692 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,320 Speaker 2: What type? Cool whip or like ready whipper. I'm thinking 693 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,400 Speaker 2: it's got to be homemade. I think it's got to 694 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,360 Speaker 2: me a whip. 695 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,360 Speaker 1: Scratch okay, scratch whipped cream. 696 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,560 Speaker 2: I love it all right, And then I think I'll 697 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:47,960 Speaker 2: go with mmm, maybe just a little bit of Graham 698 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,880 Speaker 2: cracker vanilla ice cream, just sort of like a cookies 699 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,440 Speaker 2: and cream, but with a gram cracker instead of an 700 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:59,319 Speaker 2: Oreo medium sized scoop. I don't need it to be huge. 701 00:36:59,360 --> 00:36:59,719 Speaker 2: It's no. 702 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:00,799 Speaker 1: On the side. 703 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,719 Speaker 2: I'm enjoying the pie. 704 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:02,840 Speaker 1: Ala mode. 705 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:03,759 Speaker 2: It's a mode. 706 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,799 Speaker 1: It's over to the right. We got our pie. We 707 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:11,080 Speaker 1: have our whipped cream on top. I'm talking, I would say, 708 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,560 Speaker 1: And I don't know if this place exists anymore, but 709 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:19,920 Speaker 1: there was a key Lime pie factory in Red Hook, Brooklyn. 710 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:20,680 Speaker 1: Do you remember that? 711 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,040 Speaker 2: Yes, Steve's, Steve's. 712 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,120 Speaker 1: That was one of the best key I ever had. 713 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,160 Speaker 1: It was a good key lime pie. 714 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,000 Speaker 2: Ride my bike out there and get the little one 715 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,080 Speaker 2: that was as big as like a coaster. 716 00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,160 Speaker 1: It was like, Yes, it was a delight. That So 717 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,920 Speaker 1: the big version of that one slice of that. So 718 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,919 Speaker 1: it's a big pie, normal sized pie. That slice. Yeah, 719 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,600 Speaker 1: I'm going with the same ice cream. 720 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,120 Speaker 2: You know what. 721 00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:53,000 Speaker 1: Actually, I'm gonna I'm gonna. I'm gonna go on on 722 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:53,959 Speaker 1: a limb here. 723 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:58,239 Speaker 2: Okay, we already lost seventy of our audience who are 724 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,839 Speaker 2: screaming all. 725 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,319 Speaker 1: At different type of. 726 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:07,280 Speaker 2: Chocolate cream pie, pecan pie. 727 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:13,560 Speaker 1: No, do you think we could make a ice cream 728 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:19,560 Speaker 1: that had like a tagine thing going on in a 729 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,319 Speaker 1: little spicy. So I'm talking to like a vanilla with 730 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,120 Speaker 1: a tagine kind of thing. Maybe even tagine is just 731 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,640 Speaker 1: sprinkled on the top of it, but it's a little 732 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,360 Speaker 1: bit spicy to balance that sweet. 733 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:37,240 Speaker 2: Damn. Of course you can. I mean we can, of course. 734 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,279 Speaker 2: In this world, anything's pod. We're flying around nauseous. You know, 735 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:45,680 Speaker 2: we're showing up naked to the keys demanding pie. But 736 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,520 Speaker 2: that makes me think, now I want to roll my 737 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:52,160 Speaker 2: vanilla ice cream, homemade villain ice cream in Graham crackers 738 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:56,280 Speaker 2: and fry it and do a fried ice cream next 739 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:01,400 Speaker 2: to Oh wow, my fresh key Linehi served in a 740 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:06,120 Speaker 2: giant fake clamshell on the back of a party boat 741 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,080 Speaker 2: in the shade. You're there, you're eating yours right next 742 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,560 Speaker 2: to me, and we're just watching that sunset. 743 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,719 Speaker 1: Oh, I love it, Just waiting for that for the 744 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:18,520 Speaker 1: green pop, Just waiting for that green green pop. 745 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell is it called the green flash? 746 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,520 Speaker 2: The green flash? Waiting for the green flash, just eating 747 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,640 Speaker 2: it with a just a beautiful bamboo spoon. 748 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,920 Speaker 1: H it's gotta be a bad boost. 749 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:39,719 Speaker 2: Just waving to dolphins and manatees, that would be. And 750 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:46,000 Speaker 2: that's our dream, pies dream if we ever do that 751 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,920 Speaker 2: Key West show that we've talked about doing, we are 752 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,640 Speaker 2: going to eat an entire key Line pie during the show. 753 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:59,919 Speaker 1: Don't you know a delight? Well, that's been it. That's 754 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,879 Speaker 1: another bonus ode. 755 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,640 Speaker 2: Folks, Thanks Bananimals. No matter where you are in the world, 756 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,239 Speaker 2: be silly this week. Take care of yourself, take care 757 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,320 Speaker 2: of your friends, and just try to have a little 758 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:13,920 Speaker 2: extra fun on behalf of the Banana Boys. Bananas by 759 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:27,000 Speaker 2: Nan Yang. Bananas is an exactly right media production. Our 760 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,640 Speaker 2: producer and engineer is Katie Levine. The catchy Bananas theme 761 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,720 Speaker 2: song was composed and performed by Kahan. 762 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,320 Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard. 763 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,120 Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and 764 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,040 Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart 765 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:44,480 Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.