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Speaker 2: It's all your friends.

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Speaker 1: You've filthy horse, your husband's gone, and we've got books

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Speaker 2: It's Hollywood, it's books, it's gossip.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it's memoir. It's Martini.

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Speaker 2: Celebrity poof club to read it while it's hot. Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Tell your secrets.

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Speaker 2: We won't talk celebrity books. No boys are a loud

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Speaker 2: me in. I brought the queer voe. Hey, my best friend.

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Speaker 2: What's up, Chikita?

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Speaker 1: How the fun buck are you? Chicalita?

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Speaker 3: I'll say this when we went to Nashville a month ago.

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Speaker 3: I guess I'm still recovering because I feel like a

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Speaker 3: total party goblin.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I feel like my party goblin absolutely took over

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Speaker 2: And the holidays. I'm like, sorry, what did I say

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Speaker 2: to my uncle last night?

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Speaker 1: Society for never talking about politics at the dinner table.

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Speaker 2: But can we talk about war? Gass?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I do love podcasting with you, Like as a woman,

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Speaker 1: it's so powerful about sex? Okay, I will just quickly

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Speaker 1: say yeah before we get into this week's episode, I'm

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Speaker 1: scared that I didn't come to a historically preserved nineteenth

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Speaker 1: century townhouse that is located in Manhattan this weekend of

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Speaker 1: that was owned by a prominent merchant family and is

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Speaker 1: in like eighteen thirty nine when like this girl died

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Speaker 1: a spinster.

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Speaker 2: Wait, is this a seasonal exhibit.

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Speaker 1: No, it's it's a year there round and I've never

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Speaker 1: heard of it. And it's like on East fourth Street.

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Speaker 1: I've walked by it like a thousand times. It's like

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Speaker 2: Oh it's down town, yes, And.

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Speaker 1: It's like around the corner from the standard Hoteli's.

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Speaker 1: And the place is obviously all just like a Crystal

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Speaker 1: Guest film where it's just like run by like gay

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Speaker 2: Like ridiculous gay men, just like this.

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Speaker 1: Gay with pink hair is like working the space. And

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Speaker 1: then I go in with my family. I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Okay obsessed, and it's like a lone gay man being like,

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Speaker 3: Visit a historic old house, but that's kind of like

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Speaker 1: I was so happy because I have to say, showed

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Speaker 1: it too my mom. She found out no she wanted

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Speaker 2: No, I think, give me Liberty. I've actually never been.

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Speaker 1: I went to Ellis Island once like many many years ago,

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Speaker 3: Like actually like sorry, like party goblin stuff like that's

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you found this on the infatuation Hidden Secrets.

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Speaker 1: And you can try on a hoop skirt.

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Speaker 3: A girl in my high school, for her final project

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like right, the dream is to be.

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Speaker 3: Lace curtain is when you you know, you get a

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Speaker 2: It's accessful, amazing.

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Speaker 3: You know what, sometimes we don't need to find a

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Speaker 1: Like binoculars and telescopes are so male coded and yet

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Speaker 1: And he could be putting the chili on right now, right.

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Speaker 1: It passes to the mom. It doesn't pass the husband.

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Speaker 2: No. Literally, It's like she probably did and like dunked

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Speaker 1: She did it dunk and she didn't.

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Speaker 2: I do feel like a lot of.

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Speaker 3: Those October seventh she goes are always just like fake Jewish.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of October.

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Speaker 2: Seventh, October seventh noted zionist.

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Speaker 2: You know her from her Netflix special party Goblin.

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Speaker 1: She is a mainstream female comedian.

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Speaker 2: Who won last Comic Standing.

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Speaker 1: She's probably like our age exactly, maybe like a year older.

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Speaker 3: But then right, isn't ulto Amy Schumer being like I

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Speaker 1: It's just it's the Barbie feminism of that movie. It's

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Speaker 1: following her trum. Why don't you wake up and realize

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Speaker 1: that you're a fucking product of society, dumb bitch clubs.

444
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Speaker 2: Club.

445
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Speaker 3: Let's just talk about her fashion for a second, because

446
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 3: she tries to be like, no, I don't follow trends,

447
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 3: but I also like succumb to them, and she's like, uh,

448
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 3: you know, we all have a pair of white jeans

449
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 3: that are the bottom of our clothset that we reach for.

450
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 2: Okay, And she did say.

451
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 3: If you have white tips, straight leg white jeans, you

452
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Speaker 3: should never.

453
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Speaker 1: Wear, oh, because they'll ruin your day.

454
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Speaker 3: And so I wore today my straight like white jeans

455
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Speaker 3: that I do always put.

456
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 1: Please get up, let me see this. Those look amazing

457
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,680
Speaker 1: on you. If I don't give straight like white jeans

458
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 1: the opportunity to ruin your dack, they're r Because here's

459
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 1: the thing though, is she keeps talking about how clothes

460
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,160
Speaker 1: are like so tight because like of misogyny.

461
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 3: And it's like, noause, you're an elder millennial wearing the

462
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 3: skinniest stretch.

463
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Speaker 1: You're an elder millennial from Dallas and you like only

464
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 1: know to wear like the most stretched jeans. And it's

465
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Speaker 1: like you've never heard of like wearing something.

466
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Speaker 2: Okay, now I need to correct.

467
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Speaker 1: Although now wait because it's like if you go to

468
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Speaker 1: Anthropology Urban, now like they are going to sell her jeans.

469
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Speaker 3: And then she tells this like long story about how

470
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Speaker 3: her cousin like didn't get a job at Urban because

471
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Speaker 3: of misogyny.

472
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Speaker 1: Right, and they were like, you don't have the right

473
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Speaker 1: body for urban I kind of didn't believe this.

474
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Speaker 2: I do again. That's what I'm saying about her being alien.

475
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,919
Speaker 3: It's kind of her being like I should write about

476
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 3: like body image issues.

477
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Speaker 2: Let me make up a story about a girl not getting.

478
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: Done a job at her Wait, okay, what I did

479
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 1: think was funny about that part true story. A friend

480
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 1: sister applied to an urbanotfitters. She's nineteen. She's adorable on

481
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 1: a little kurvy, but no more than the average college

482
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Speaker 1: freshman at a big state school, which like.

483
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Speaker 2: Oh, you're being a bitch because you're talking about buffet.

484
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she also is like making this kind of

485
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 1: class analysis via weight, which is kind of funny and

486
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 1: tea to be just like if you go to a

487
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Speaker 1: big States girl, like you are a chunkie girl.

488
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 3: Going to be eating and like, well you know where

489
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Speaker 3: Also she went, which is so she transferred to Emerson,

490
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 3: which because you didn't get in freshman. Because she's also

491
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 3: the most like Boston coded person ever.

492
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Speaker 1: Yeah, bad style like horrible style guys.

493
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Speaker 2: Girl knows job.

494
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 1: Like bad style guy's girls to find.

495
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Speaker 3: We're like you're at a bar for like the Patriots,

496
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 3: but also trivia and like she's so mixed sex friend group.

497
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Speaker 1: Red Flag Girl, Red Flag.

498
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 3: And she always talks about in this book about how

499
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 3: like she has to like watch out when she's single

500
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 3: around her friends that are coupled to like not touch

501
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 3: the guy too much, and how like when she went

502
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 3: on a cruise with her mom, her mom like would

503
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 3: make sure to like touch a man and a woman

504
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 3: like the same amount, so like the wife wouldn't be jealous. Yeah,

505
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 3: and her mom was always being like criticized as like

506
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 3: a divorce mom in Texas.

507
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Speaker 1: And let's talk about it, Lily, can guys be friends

508
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Speaker 1: with women?

509
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 2: Thank you for bringing it up. I don't know.

510
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: I feel like the jury is out.

511
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 3: The jury is still out because she says they can.

512
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 3: But then she has this passage where she talks about

513
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 3: how the friend that you always had on reserve, which

514
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 3: I also think is kind of like this Hollywood myth.

515
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 3: Maybe that's also more Boston to have this guy in

516
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 3: reserve in your friend group who you're like, well, maybe

517
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Speaker 3: I'll marry him if like I don't get with a guy.

518
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Speaker 1: You're saying that's a myth? Are you kidding me? No,

519
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: great single girl as a straight guy that they're like

520
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,200
Speaker 1: that's my backup.

521
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 3: But that they're so tight with friends wise they have

522
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 3: a backup guy, but are they.

523
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 1: So what about?

524
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 4: Okay, No, it's I guess and.

525
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 2: I see what you mean.

526
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, yes, okay, you guys, I'm dialing a back Sorry,

527
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 3: I don't know any straight people.

528
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: Like I'm just saying, like I've just heard that's from

529
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,679
Speaker 1: straight people I know who like literally have tobade him

530
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: that they have a backup and that this is their backup.

531
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Speaker 2: It's like, let me read the backup passage.

532
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,479
Speaker 3: People get married, including that one guy you kind of

533
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 3: had on reserve. He meets some girl named Alison, and

534
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 3: they fall in love and move in together and.

535
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 2: Get married at her parents estate in Connecticut.

536
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 3: Alison has a pilates body and some adorably meaningful job

537
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 3: you can't compete with, like curating a children's museum. She

538
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 3: has no idea you ever existed, which is funny, since

539
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 3: you know that if you rang his doorball tomorrow, Parnces

540
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 3: do not ring his doorball. And said, remember when we

541
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 3: did mushrooms at that cabin in Big Bear in two

542
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 3: thousand and nine and you said you love me.

543
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: I know you still mean it. He would totally leave her,

544
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 2: you know it in your heart, or at least you

545
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 2: think you do, but don't go to their house. Stay

546
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 2: here with me.

547
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 3: I guess what I meant is the scenario is very

548
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,640
Speaker 3: like straight to Hulu movie.

549
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think the guy would leave the

550
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: girl with their children's curator, but.

551
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 2: I think she wishes.

552
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: She wishes, and like that wish is what I think

553
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: prevents some girls from settling for mister right now, which

554
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 1: because they have the backup, because they think that the

555
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: backup is coming, and honestly prevents some guys from doing

556
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 1: that too.

557
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 2: Definitely because he's like, well, maybe the backup will happen.

558
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like maybe it won't. Sis no time

559
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 1: to be.

560
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 3: By property, by property, find the girl who's the children's

561
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 3: museum curator.

562
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she sounds like a winner.

563
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's what I'm saying. I guess I'm like

564
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 3: Eliza like hates women in this because it just means

565
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 3: one of the many male comedians she hangs out with

566
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 3: at like Giggles Comedy and Indiana finally like married a

567
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 3: plate's instructor.

568
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's.

569
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: Like, oh, she's pissed.

570
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,959
Speaker 2: I thought we like were road dogs.

571
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she does fall into this category though,

572
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: where it's like she is.

573
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 2: Married now though with two kids, saying.

574
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe she doesn't want to. But I do

575
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: feel like there's like the Sarah Silverman's who it's like,

576
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: because for a while, the Sarah Silverman's like were like

577
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 1: the hottest women in comedy, and like Kathy Griffin has

578
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: that whole thing where she's always like I wish I

579
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: was like Sarah Silverman because like all of the guys

580
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: in comedy wanted to fuck her, and like Luis Ka

581
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: wants to Silverman and not Kathy Griffin. But like now

582
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 1: I think the window has shifted, and so it's like elify,

583
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: all guys want to fuck Kathy. That's the way.

584
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 2: Imagine that.

585
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 3: It's like Dmitri Martin is like, oh, actually, like Kathy

586
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 3: Griffon's really hot.

587
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: I do feel like girls are like hotter now girls.

588
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 5: Because like the hotification the hotication girl comedian and also

589
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 5: the expansion of what it means to be a comedian

590
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 5: because it's just like we have like TikTok girls and

591
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 5: so Sarah Silverman is no longer like the pinnacle of

592
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 5: like female comedian hotness.

593
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 2: Well because also that was like at a time when

594
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 2: like that was a little more about being the guy's girl.

595
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 2: It was a little more baseball quarter lengths, jen X

596
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 2: coffee moll there weren't there also weren't high fam comedians. No,

597
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 2: it wasn't like weird short leather jacket, skinny jean comedian

598
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 2: which Eliza is.

599
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: Right, and she's obviously not super glam.

600
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 2: You know, no, but she like kind of no friend

601
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 2: of the.

602
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,719
Speaker 1: Pod Mary Beth Barun. But it's like she thinks she's clammy.

603
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 2: She thinks she's glamor and like.

604
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: She's obviously wearing the most crop. Like I was watching jacket.

605
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 3: She's so I was watching like five minutes of party Call,

606
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 3: and she was like, men, here's a note like if

607
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 3: you take too long to pick us up.

608
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: The apex of makeup.

609
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, where it's like, okay, we have steps to do

610
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 3: to get ready, but if you take too long, then

611
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 3: we go further.

612
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: So they start putting on too much makeup and putting

613
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: on which was kind of funny. No, I was laughing.

614
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: But the thing was so embarrassing is her being like

615
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: and then the party lablin comes out, she.

616
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 2: Has to then get like full trivia.

617
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it is so trivia in Boston and Austin.

618
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 2: She starts doing like Goblin prancing and she's.

619
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: Like, like, twas not me, twas my party Goblin. That's

620
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: where the twas comes. It's actually so embarrassing. I will

621
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: give her a credit. There is a couple lines in

622
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,719
Speaker 1: this book that I did think were funny and accurate.

623
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: And this is the part where it's not hating women.

624
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: To stay creative. I would end up doing long form

625
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: improv and burbank on weekends, and my troop would have

626
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: some hilarious name like hot Dog time Machine, and like

627
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: that is an accurate read of improv names.

628
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 2: Yes, Like she is reading like some guy culture in this.

629
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: Way, she's reading guy culture down boots, because like it

630
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: is always hot Dog time Machine or like Grandma lunch

631
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: or like whatever it is.

632
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 2: Wait, okay.

633
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 3: The other thing I did really like laugh when I

634
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 3: was walking back from the Midwood Library, She's like, build

635
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 3: a wall more, build a wall around the True Religion outlet.

636
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: I do feel like True religion has like is in

637
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: its like really second Renaissance. Lately, I feel like I

638
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: see them everywhere, especially on men.

639
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 3: Okay, like here's her talking about like where she is

640
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 3: also so hoody and improv but like knowing there is

641
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 3: fashion for women. She's like, makeover shows are created to

642
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 3: make women like other women more. It's always chestnut, low

643
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 3: lights or a fun blazer, a chunky necklace and a

644
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 3: quint and heel. But let's think about this. Why no

645
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 3: spray tanded white tank top? Why no mini screwter five

646
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 3: and chiels? Why is it trashes show off certain parts

647
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 3: of your body?

648
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: And she reading tea, Yeah, it all it's always it's

649
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 1: always like semi professional like blaze, a chunky.

650
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 2: Necklace, stalk deenim heels that's.

651
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 1: Not low lights is funny, she tore.

652
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's always been like dog and I work so.

653
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: Hard, like when it's like guys going to be like,

654
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: it's actually hotter for women to dress just like more cheesy,

655
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: slutty leather jeggeans like mini skirt and like fried hair

656
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: and a spray tan and like maybe that should be

657
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: a makeover.

658
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, And she was always like, I actually like to

659
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 3: go to Frederick's of Hollywood and dress totally trashy. Okay,

660
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 3: this part also is so me like ninety stuff. When

661
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 3: she goes it's nineteen ninety five. You're trying to look gangster,

662
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 3: but your mom won't buy you baggy jeans, your truck

663
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 3: on your dad's.

664
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Speaker 2: Or visgaggys with a woven belt.

665
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Speaker 3: The way I took my dad's dress pants when I

666
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 3: was twelve and like put a belt around them because

667
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I'm so hair and it's like, okay,

668
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 3: you're swimming in these like fighters.

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Speaker 1: But it's like now, in twenty twenty four, that look

670
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: would be so dadcore and would be so like literally

671
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: every girl like rocking the fuck out of her fupa

672
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Speaker 1: ass or dad pats.

673
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 2: Literally like cut to everyone searching orvis jeanes.

674
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: Okay, this other section where she breaks on the different

675
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: types of guys girls, I thought was a pretty accurate taxonomy. Yes,

676
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: guys girl type D the hot chick dude's claim is

677
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: quote like a sister, but you know they secretly jerk

678
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: off to her Instagram pictures. This is more of a

679
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: subset because the only reason this girl usually hangs around

680
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: guys is because the guys want to have sex with her,

681
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: which unfortunately has the made for impact on female self esteem,

682
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: and this makes her feel good about herself. There's often

683
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 1: a sort of weird unspoken competition going on among her

684
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: dude crew about who can be the better friend. They know,

685
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: like a shark smelling blood, that at some point she

686
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: will be emotionally vulnerable, she'll need a strong trapezius to

687
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: cry on. So they stick around, and she sticks around

688
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: because hey, they're trying so uncomfortably embarrassing your heart. Maybe

689
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: she even buys it. Ps if her name is Kelsey,

690
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: I guarantee they're all trying to fuck her. There are

691
00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: no ugly Kelsey's. Okay, obviously that insane and coming from

692
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: this weird like seless plane o place. But I do

693
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: think that Kelsey's are like bangs, thin, slightly funky, you

694
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: know what I mean.

695
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 3: Kelsey is also definitely like you follow some sports Kesey.

696
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm touching all the Kelsey's I know, and they're all

697
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: a little bit like this where it's like they are

698
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: fun and like they are guys girls, and they do

699
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: seem like down to fucking chill and like take one

700
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: head of a joint, right.

701
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 3: Which brings us to the next type of guys, which

702
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 3: is the stoner girl, which she says is always down

703
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 3: to smoke, always has we'd always down.

704
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 2: To eat because she smokes and Okay.

705
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: The stoner girls I remember, like in college were like

706
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 3: so funny and it's just like, yeah, guys are always

707
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 3: in their dorm room because they were always like watching

708
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 3: like kind of before even binging culture was a thing,

709
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 3: because like I am an elder millennial.

710
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 2: We're watching like DVDs of Nip Tuck and like rolling

711
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 2: so many blunts. Except all those girls always had boyfriends back.

712
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: Home, but and then they cheated on them or.

713
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 3: Like those boyfriends like died and then like these were

714
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 3: like these guys were in the wings, like ready to swoop.

715
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 1: In, ready to backup guy like kelse. Okay, But the

716
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: thing is like we were also stoner girls.

717
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Speaker 3: But not in the way that I'm talking about the

718
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 3: hot girl and the huge who like randomly doesn't leave

719
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 3: her room and is always rolling cone.

720
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that like was me, but like you were also

721
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: like at butter kind of like barely and.

722
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 3: Like I was more like guy going to a stone

723
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 3: or like I'm not trying to buy weed and like

724
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 3: going to people's rooms to smoke.

725
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Speaker 1: You were poor girl.

726
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Speaker 2: Where oh you guys are heard pizza?

727
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Speaker 1: No?

728
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Speaker 3: I was always like, oh yeah, no, can I have

729
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Speaker 3: size most cool.

730
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Speaker 1: Okay, I did love this part where again she's just

731
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: like so pruvene in her the only archetypes she knows

732
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: are just like men who are there like super basic

733
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: and like American and like, Okay, the part where she

734
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: has that sex experience with the speel, let's.

735
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 3: Talk about the Swedish guy and let's read it because

736
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 3: we have to read her line about uncircumcised.

737
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 1: That was actually kind of sad to me. So she goes,

738
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: first of all, I've never been a fan of one

739
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: night stands, and I've never had sex with a stranger. Okay,

740
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: maybe just one other time.

741
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, so you're such a prude.

742
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 3: I also think she's only even though she says she

743
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 3: doesn't date comedians, she's definitely only dating comedians. So she

744
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 3: all is like meeting a guy and they're like have

745
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 3: two nights together at like Giggles Dayton.

746
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: In the green room with the giggle Hut, and.

747
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 3: Then she's there like going back to the holiday inn

748
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 3: and like she's fucking him.

749
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 1: Gotten mortified, and I figured, hey, I'm in this foreign

750
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: country fore weeks, I have my days free, and a

751
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: flat might be nice to have a companion for a bit.

752
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: So I went out hunting, That is, I went dancing

753
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: with some friends that I made that night at a bar.

754
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: It was the first time in my life that I

755
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: had left the house with the goal of finding a

756
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: hot stranger and making him my temporary paramour. Simultaneously trepadacious. Okay,

757
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: there's something very this sorts about this book, where I'm like, girl,

758
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 1: trippadacious is not one of your words.

759
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 3: Like, oh, she's like, So, I'm trepadacious in my skinny jeans,

760
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 3: simultaneously treppadacious and exhilarated about what I might find in

761
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 3: a European market.

762
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: Bad teeth, fun accent, most likely antisemitic. I set out

763
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: and there he was, in the middle of the dance floor, blonde,

764
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: swooping hairn and arian smile so strong it would make

765
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 1: Hitler say, see, this is what I was talking about.

766
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 1: He was in skinny jeans and a Polish it with

767
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: a giant stripe across it. He was gorgeous, and obviously

768
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: not American gorgeous. He told me he was Swedish. The

769
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: hookup gods were smiling upon me that night because he

770
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: spoke English quite well and had great teeth. Blah blah blah.

771
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: Then she's like, doesn't want to tell him she's a comedian.

772
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: She's like embarrassed.

773
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 2: She gets her period, and it's like, we can't.

774
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: Pack well when a first go we got back to

775
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: my place. I soon uncovered something I wasn't prepared for

776
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: but should have been. He was uncircumcised. Being American and Jewish,

777
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: I'd never encountered this before. My ignorant side came right

778
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,919
Speaker 1: out with red, white and blue sparklers in a butt.

779
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 1: What do I do with that? It looks like a

780
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,479
Speaker 1: Russian grandma wrapped in a shawl? He replied, Why would

781
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,720
Speaker 1: I be circumcised. I'm not Jewish. Most of the world's

782
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 1: men a un'tcircumcised. I can't believe you've gone this long

783
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: without knowing that. What got me was his maturity. I

784
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 1: was thirty two. Then just after that, she goes, sorry,

785
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: I just got my period, and he goes he ripped

786
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: off my underwear and said, what am I in kindergarten?

787
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. It's the first time that

788
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: some guy has not cried about a period, and the

789
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: first time that she's seen an uncircumcised penis. It's like

790
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: both of those things are so sad to me.

791
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 2: That's so sad, like a thirty two. None of the

792
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 2: guys she's slept with are so being like ew, your period,

793
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 2: like I won't have sucks with you. And also she's

794
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 2: just starting her period, which is even sadder, like it's

795
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,280
Speaker 2: probably not a heavy flow, like is probably just starting

796
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,919
Speaker 2: and she's probably it's been like oh fuck, well it's

797
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 2: all over.

798
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: Right right right, no, so true because when it starts out,

799
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: it's so light. I'm like, and the thing is like,

800
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: this is actually what is so sad about America, and

801
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: like we are such like an isolated, said non cosmo

802
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: wonden country, and like so many people have just like

803
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: so little experiences and like there's just so sheltered. And

804
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 1: it's like even her going to Emerson and doing semester

805
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: sc she's still so sheltered and unfamiliar. And this is

806
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: the problem with guys girlism is that it just like

807
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: she wishes you to guys who are freaked out by periods.

808
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 2: And she's calling out guys girls.

809
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 3: But in this also very like bud Light commercial and

810
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 3: it's still just about weight, where she's just like, don't

811
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 3: be a guys girl, because then a decade later, you're

812
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 3: bloated from drinking so much beer and eating so many

813
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 3: hot wings, you don't have any girlfriends, and they basically

814
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 3: she's just don't be a guys girl because you'll be

815
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 3: like fat by the time you're oh.

816
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,720
Speaker 1: Right, because beer is bad being bloaded. I mean, listen,

817
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: she's not wrong, like the way a PBR sits on

818
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: my hips and the way that I didn't ten years ago.

819
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 2: Hello.

820
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: Sure, But also I do feel like beer becomes to.

821
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 2: Me at this point, beers like a health.

822
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: Yes, it is a healthy alternative to like if.

823
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 2: You're not doing like a hazy nine hundred calorie beer.

824
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 1: Well, because it's like beer as opposed to like four

825
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: whiskey sours. It's like beer is actually way healthier.

826
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 3: And even if it's a healthy whiskey sour, a s

827
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 3: guinea whisky sour to be.

828
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 2: A party goblin. But I'm also just like, do you drink.

829
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: Like, do you even drink? No, she's a little bit

830
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 1: more than cavalary. She's having to Christie Larry is like

831
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 1: the good kind of guys girl.

832
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 3: Yes, where she throws down where it's like she she

833
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 3: a like.

834
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: Actually marries a mega guy b actually has gay friends.

835
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 2: It's like this girl could not have less negative gay friends.

836
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: No, And like Kristin like doesn't drink for two weeks

837
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: and then turns the fuck up, whereas like she's just

838
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: having like a beer and a half and being like ooh,

839
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: I probably yeah, I'm a part I'm saying that she's

840
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 1: a party golblin after.

841
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 3: Okay, which brings me to her and Kristen's connections. So,

842
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 3: Kristin Cavalarry dated a comedian after Jay like two years

843
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 3: ago and watched him get a d y and then

844
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 3: talked about it on her podcast, but she didn't name

845
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 3: him and then he heard it wrong and then like

846
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 3: was like, Kristin's such a bitch. I can't believe she

847
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 3: talked about me getting a duy in her podcast when

848
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 3: she never even mentioned him Anyway. That guy was in

849
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 3: the finalists with Eliza during the Last Comic Standing, and

850
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 3: she talks about how all the guys who were the

851
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 3: finalists with her were like total dickheads and like threw

852
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 3: her under the bus like on their.

853
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: Last But he was also addicted to Kristen.

854
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and his name is Jeff die Well.

855
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: I wonder if that means that like she and Kristin

856
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: have like keyd I just feel like, I'm sorry, I

857
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 1: just can't actually picture Kristin.

858
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 2: I'm saying I think they have this connection with this

859
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 2: guy as a dick, right.

860
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: Because Kristin also does have girlfriends.

861
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, tons of girlfriends.

862
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 3: Speaks speaks, not just like Eliza, who's she lists we

863
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 3: know her female friends. She's just been like semester at

864
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 3: see my lesbian. And then at the end of the

865
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 3: book is like one woman came up to me at

866
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Speaker 3: a show in Calgary and was like, can I be

867
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 3: your friend? And she's like, she has a tattoo in

868
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 3: her arm that'says have fun. How awesome is that? It's

869
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 3: a little bit like sounds like she's not your friend.

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00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 3: She also was a really weird relationship, non existing relationship

871
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 3: I think with her brother.

872
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 1: That was weird when she was just like, ladies, he's attractive,

873
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: he joined the military, went on his own path, but

874
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: lives in Texes and I support him.

875
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 3: He sounds like he's back to earth and like fully

876
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,879
Speaker 3: crazy and a little latein foil at.

877
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 2: And then she's like, yeah, my half siblings are totally awesome.

878
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 2: Do I know them?

879
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: Well?

880
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 2: Absolutely not one of them lives in LA But do

881
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 2: I want to drink with an underage girl? No, are

882
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 2: not friends. You're like, that's such a weird thing to

883
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 2: put in your book.

884
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,280
Speaker 1: That you're not close with your half sibling.

885
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like kind of like, did she need to

886
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 3: do this dig and this.

887
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 2: Random self dig in this way?

888
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 1: Right?

889
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 3: My anonymous tea that I heard about her was that

890
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 3: a fellow comedian told me that she said, I won't

891
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 3: go into a restaurant with trans people because I know

892
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 3: they'll be pro Palestine.

893
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: You mean, she's like in a restaurant.

894
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 2: She sees a tea girl in a restaurant, It's like, what.

895
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: Are you draped in? These? Really fine? I guess you

896
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: go in the restaurant.

897
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 4: Probably, Oh doth she live?

898
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:00,479
Speaker 1: Dot she eat?

899
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 2: What doth she down? On her body?

900
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 1: She donneth like tights and like cropped jackets, and and

901
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 1: she's been like, mules are disgusting, and I don't know

902
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 1: how to wear like loafers. She's obviously not getting.

903
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 3: She wears weird TJ Max high top sneakers that kind

904
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 3: of are.

905
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 2: Bejeweled a little bit.

906
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 3: Absolutely, And I think she's walking in to an H

907
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 3: and M being like what in the gen z happened?

908
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 3: Here were my favorite ten dollar skinny jee Okay.

909
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 1: So like she's a little bit like Taylor Swift if

910
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift didn't have a stylist, because like when Taylor Swift,

911
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: like her stylist puts her in like some like basic

912
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: look that's just like a plaid skirt. I'm sure she's

913
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 1: looking at Taylor and being like, wow, she looks incredible.

914
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: I could never look like that because I'm a goblin.

915
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: But it's like Taylor unstyled is very just like flat,

916
00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:02,399
Speaker 1: like flat sneakers and sleggings, aches, and like she.

917
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 3: Has this one line about how like her friend made

918
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 3: her wear wide like Alexander wyn gaucho pants and now

919
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 3: she wears them all the time.

920
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 2: But she was so.

921
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 3: Sketch because she's just like, well, if something's not fully

922
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,240
Speaker 3: skin tight, then like I won't be like hot.

923
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: Even though she's not trying to dress for the male gaze,

924
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: nor is she getting her nose job for the male cage.

925
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: Even though she is doing both of those things for

926
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: the male gaze.

927
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 2: What does she eat?

928
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 3: She mentions typhood obviously like two thousand times book so.

929
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: Typhood, guess me think she loves Typhood.

930
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, she likes to like couchrot with Typhood. But it's

931
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 3: also so just like Cliff bar during the day on

932
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 3: the road being a road dog in Indiana.

933
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: But isn't she being so like, M sorry, I'm a goblin,

934
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: I'm gas station Caesar.

935
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 2: I feel like after a show she's like goblin gas

936
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,240
Speaker 2: station Seesar.

937
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: She's like, not actually a gas station though, she's like

938
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:57,959
Speaker 1: afraid of a gas station.

939
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's sketchy. Maybe she's more just

940
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: like comfable.

941
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:07,919
Speaker 1: Now, I don't think she's comfable. That's too modern. She

942
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: lives in like twenty eleven.

943
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 3: Okay, I know, I'm like, what besides tie like Panera?

944
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 3: Oh actually no, she must be like addicted to Panera.

945
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, half soup and salad.

946
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: Half soup Eliza, half soup lessoner.

947
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 3: She doesn't drink coffee and like I'm a hyper girl away.

948
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: No, but she talks about like boyfriend jeans and she's like,

949
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: and you go to the cafe and you get a

950
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: colbrew that doesn't make you want to shot yourself immediately, right,

951
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 1: She's she's like, doesn't be going to take a Jurassic

952
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: shit she was funny, how does she live? This is

953
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 1: I'm actually scared. You know what she is? I bet

954
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: it's so like Airbnb in this way.

955
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 2: It's gray floors.

956
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: It's absolutely gray floors, like gray walls and gray celians.

957
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 1: And then I think it's like weird fake paintings.

958
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 2: Fake paintings of like her family.

959
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: No you know where it's like a print out of

960
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 1: a sunset but on a canvas.

961
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,800
Speaker 2: Oh you think she's that cheesy?

962
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mama, I think she's that fucking cheesy.

963
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 2: Huh.

964
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: I could see no Texas the Semester at Sea.

965
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 3: Maybe in this lazy way where she's just like I

966
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 3: never decorated an apartment, okay.

967
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 2: Like I'm at the comedy store every night.

968
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,439
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm at a core goblin like I I don't know. Great.

969
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 3: But then maybe she's like my friend Josephine from Semester

970
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 3: at Sea told me to like get this weird print.

971
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's still so like sunset print on canvas

972
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: or like maybe it's a weird triptyck.

973
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would see it.

974
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 1: It's like borderline sky mall, like that's what I'm I could.

975
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 2: Also see it like just photos of the Brooklyn Bridge.

976
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,439
Speaker 1: That's the same difference. It's like I'm or again print

977
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: out of the Brooklyn Bridge from canvas.

978
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 3: I think it's more three black and white small photos

979
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 3: of triptick.

980
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I did wear the same territory.

981
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, who are you in the book? Are we

982
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 2: like Mark Jason?

983
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 1: Who's Jason?

984
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 3: I'm just like all the guy friends she's mentioned, but

985
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 3: she's like, Okay, I need to meet more guy friends

986
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 3: or wait, are you her one female friend who like

987
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 3: tells her about fashion, text her being like, you.

988
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 1: Should get these gaucho pants from alex But then.

989
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: She's like, it's sad because like she doesn't text me

990
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,720
Speaker 3: about fashion choices.

991
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like I'm kind of her world

992
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: bank friend.

993
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 3: Oh, the lesbian world bank friend. Yeah, you wish for

994
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 3: the world world. I think I'm her new female friend

995
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 3: who's like the Calgary local comedian who is a tattoo

996
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 3: that says have fun.

997
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 2: That's so fun, And I'm like, I would love to

998
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 2: open for you anytime. Yeah, listen, listen, Eliza.

999
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:54,280
Speaker 3: I don't know, did I laugh couple times? A couple

1000
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 3: of times. I'm like, honestly, just opening to this page

1001
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 3: and it says I wasn't drowning in brunch, buddy, I

1002
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 3: needed a court group. All women need other women in

1003
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:04,240
Speaker 3: their lives.

1004
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: I am like, it's actually really sad.

1005
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 2: Seek treatment.

1006
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 3: I FaceTime a girlfriend New York to consult, but no answer.

1007
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 3: I scrolled my phone Mark, Steve Mark, Josh Mark, Chris Mark, James.

1008
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: Women cobble together fantasy notions about the perfect man from

1009
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: movies and novels, and then we find ourselves disappointed. But

1010
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: said man shows up because he's five to one, eats

1011
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 1: with his hands, and wear's this singe twiste leather coat

1012
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: from Wilson's.

1013
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 2: It's so eighties. Hey, Wilson's is in.

1014
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: It's actually cool.

1015
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have a beautiful Wilson's a loser. It's a

1016
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 3: little bit like, Okay, you're wearing stonewashed jeans, stay away

1017
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 3: from him, Okay, I'm yeah.

1018
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: I give this book like a two, giving it one

1019
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: out of five party Goblin. I'm giving it like Goblin claws.

1020
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 2: Two really skinny jeans out of five?

1021
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: Like what annoys me? Like this book still exists? First

1022
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 1: of all, like female comedians are still writing books that

1023
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:04,479
Speaker 1: are basically like vaguely anecdotal, but also just like some

1024
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: kind of like really generic philosophy pinned together with a

1025
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: few anecdotes, and I'm just like, we don't need to

1026
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: keep writing these kind.

1027
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 2: Of No, we certainly don't.

1028
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: Either go full on like this is the philosophy and

1029
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: more disease on sorry modern romance, and be like random studies,

1030
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: which like not that that book is great.

1031
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 3: But no, but then don't end the book with just

1032
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,760
Speaker 3: like it was actually really harding on left comic standing

1033
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 3: and my dad's my business went out of business.

1034
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, either go memoir or or full girl logic.

1035
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's be honest, like this book is like you

1036
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 3: try and have female friends.

1037
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, so let's have that conversation anyway you.

1038
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 2: Best.

1039
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 1: This episode was executive produced by one of my favorite

1040
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: party goblins in crime, Christina Everett.

1041
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 3: Co president and party goblin who eats type food with

1042
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 3: me at four am. What is Derbi Masters who produced

1043
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 3: this podcast.

1044
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: Twas the hour before podcasting and all through the studio.

1045
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 1: Our engineer was the Heat Frasier in Ohio.

1046
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 3: I met this really dope comedian and his name is

1047
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 3: Abuzafar and he is the supervising producer.

1048
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: Our theme song was created by my very good friend

1049
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: who I met at the Laugh Hut in Boise Stephen

1050
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: philps hours. He's a brilliant musician and I could never

1051
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: do what he does. He's probably saving babies in Africa

1052
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 1: right now or doing something meaningful with his life, which

1053
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: I'll never do because I'm a goblin.

1054
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 2: I'm the one foreign guy. Yes, I had sex with.

1055
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 2: His name is Teddy Blint and he's just a cover

1056
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,800
Speaker 2: art for our podcast. Yeah, you can still be friends

1057
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 2: with your exes. It's possible, ladies.

1058
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 3: This podcast was co created with Prologue Projects.

1059
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 2: Yes, he's uncircumcised. Two