Speaker 1: Look man, oh I see you. Why why would look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that culture? Yeah? Goodness ding Dong
Speaker 1: lost culture calling the eleventh day of culture number eleven.
Speaker 1: We are closing in on the day of culture, that
Speaker 1: is the twelve. I mean, we have to get something straight.
Speaker 1: Everyone is thinking that the order is important, and it is.
Speaker 1: But everyone was saying that the first day of culture,
Speaker 1: which was McDonald's opens its doors for the first time, um,
Speaker 1: was the most important culture. I don't think that's necessarily true.
Speaker 1: Do you agree? No? I actually would go as far
Speaker 1: as to say that nothing matters. I would actually I
Speaker 1: would sort of put out there. I would throw out
Speaker 1: there as an option that it doesn't matter actually at all.
Speaker 1: And that was just google ling, like the way in
Speaker 1: Destiny's Child's Song I said trifling. We are what I
Speaker 1: what I would saying. I would I too, I went
Speaker 1: the octave down. Mama, Flimba. We had a weekend. Flimbo.
Speaker 1: We we had a flimbo weekend. Should we just like
Speaker 1: we have to run through before this because we can't
Speaker 1: not talk about the fact that basically what happened was
Speaker 1: on the sketch program Saturday Night Live. No, we're not
Speaker 1: talking about that one yet, because that actually is going
Speaker 1: to segue into the topic at hand in a that's
Speaker 1: this a really stupid way. The day of the day
Speaker 1: of culture, we should say, we'll segue into the day
Speaker 1: of culture. Yes, but let's just talk about how basically
Speaker 1: dualipa pantomime railed you from behind and spanked you while
Speaker 1: your head was in the crotch of kristen Wig, thereby
Speaker 1: creating a Eiffel Tower situation in which you were the middle.
Speaker 1: That was culture. I was the arm. Is that? What
Speaker 1: is that what they call it? I have no idea, honestly,
Speaker 1: I I my culture. We speak more human centipede. Um
Speaker 1: you were? You were what what what scholars call the
Speaker 1: quote unquote best part of the human centipede, which is
Speaker 1: like right in the middle, that is the best part.
Speaker 1: That's where you want to be if you're going to
Speaker 1: be in one because you're you're giving it away, but
Speaker 1: you're getting it from the other half. It's not funny
Speaker 1: because if even if even if you're the third person
Speaker 1: in the human centipede, it's like, oh, but see this
Speaker 1: has been passed down so many times. I don't know
Speaker 1: that I'm getting like the experience that I want do
Speaker 1: you think the first just the last the last person,
Speaker 1: the last person in the centipede has it best. I
Speaker 1: think the middle person in the centipede has it best,
Speaker 1: because Mom, if I'm gonna be in that situation, I
Speaker 1: want to eat but and get my butt eight. Here's
Speaker 1: how I feel about the person in the front. Then
Speaker 1: they have to kind of speak for the group, you
Speaker 1: know what I You know what I mean, Like these
Speaker 1: the ambassador of the human centipede. They have to sort
Speaker 1: of get us how the other two are failing and
Speaker 1: you don't know in the back. It's kind of like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is this is just a three person centipede. I'm
Speaker 1: not making it longer than three. I'm just thinking, like
Speaker 1: human centipede. At this point, it seems indefinitely numbered. It's
Speaker 1: like it's many, many, many people. That's true, or it
Speaker 1: can be very few people. I guess. My whole perspective
Speaker 1: on it is if you're if you're saying, if say
Speaker 1: you're in a human centipede of seven, number two is
Speaker 1: getting the same experience it's number four or five, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Unless number three. If I'm saying
Speaker 1: I'm saying sorry, sorry, I I'm meant to say that
Speaker 1: the person the people towards the back haven't the worst
Speaker 1: because they're getting the most sort of ship handed down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're you're talking about this sort of scene. You're
Speaker 1: very glass half empty about this. You're like, oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm in human centipede. I'm getting poop like sort of
Speaker 1: in a in a line, you're getting poop, no matter, right,
Speaker 1: But I'm sort of feeling being glass half full and
Speaker 1: being like I'm eating ass and getting my seating like yeah, fuck,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, that that rass, darling, dear precious one,
Speaker 1: preciously precious one now. But anyway, Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: very special moment. I can't Yeah, it was very special.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it had happened. That was I left
Speaker 1: my body. Every queer person was watching that, being like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to applaud for that one. That means
Speaker 1: a lot for people to applaud. I live for the applause.
Speaker 1: You live for the applause. And then what happened next next?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, but two days later are raining smiling
Speaker 1: Queen the king cat of the of the two of us. Yes,
Speaker 1: Ms Kate Hudson, you were in her music video for
Speaker 1: Not the End of the World with Mitra with Metro
Speaker 1: j Hardy recent guest to the pot, and we did
Speaker 1: not even hinted that we knew that secret, and we
Speaker 1: kept it the whole time. We knew we were new
Speaker 1: aliens in the sky with Zoe Deschanelle, and also noticed
Speaker 1: that both of us had yes on iconic pop star
Speaker 1: but also an Emmy nominated comedic actress alone from the
Speaker 1: ride as well. And you had Kristen Wigg the legend,
Speaker 1: and you had Zoe Deschanelle the legend truly Summer herself.
Speaker 1: You had Summer, Oh Mama, you were in a music
Speaker 1: video with Summer of five hundred Days fame. You clearly
Speaker 1: had this with with Kristin Wigg because like she's so
Speaker 1: top of mind, comedy icon. But I was sit in
Speaker 1: there looking at Joey Deschanelle and I'm like, there was
Speaker 1: a time in my life when you were everything to me.
Speaker 1: Like I when I was in high school, I loved
Speaker 1: Five Days of Summer? Were you a Zoe girl? Don't
Speaker 1: even get me started. I didn't love five hundred Days
Speaker 1: of Summer. I was obsessed with she and him. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: her music. I was like, she's so she's she's really good.
Speaker 1: That first album, Volume one, start to finish really good.
Speaker 1: She does an amazing cover of you You've really Got
Speaker 1: a Hold on Me, and there's like so many great songs.
Speaker 1: This is not a test sentimental heart. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: such a good album. Volume two, there's some there's some
Speaker 1: cute stuff too. And then she would like and then
Speaker 1: she they started releasing covers and she I think she's
Speaker 1: just such a really good musician. She's she's really cool. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: she's so cool. Unfortunately, she had the best vibes ever.
Speaker 1: Was like, very very, very cool. And then here's a
Speaker 1: little secret. Here's a little thing that happened at the
Speaker 1: end which I want to share. So at the end
Speaker 1: of the video, she gets dressed up as Katie Perry
Speaker 1: and does her performance. So she comes out in the
Speaker 1: look and everyone's like, yes, you look like Katie Perry
Speaker 1: and she's like, really do. And so she's in these
Speaker 1: really big shoes and she's like, this is not what
Speaker 1: I perform and everyone's laughing. So then she doesn't take
Speaker 1: of the song and she sings along. She goes it's
Speaker 1: not and she's singing along and and it ends, and
Speaker 1: the backup dancer behind her goes, girl, you were hitting
Speaker 1: those notes, and Zoe Chanelle just goes, yeah, I'm a singer.
Speaker 1: Good for her. Yeah yeah. The backup girl was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I know those back up people were you and meet
Speaker 1: for a second, No, I wish we were in the crowd.
Speaker 1: My friend Alejandra was one of them. Shout out to Alejandro.
Speaker 1: I just want everyone to give some applause to my
Speaker 1: friend Matt Rodgers. Is media del arte. I mean you
Speaker 1: were really I was watching that being like this is
Speaker 1: not to use the word in the contemporary sense, but
Speaker 1: you were giving like true like clowning. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is really really good. This is like really solid.
Speaker 1: Like any child would watch them and be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, who is that? Like they would like really
Speaker 1: respond like you were giving such good physical comedy. So
Speaker 1: and like it was just so wonderfully executed, and you
Speaker 1: and met were just so good together. I respect that,
Speaker 1: my sister, aque sister. I think that's why I was
Speaker 1: cast because I am a cartoon. But it was really
Speaker 1: fun and honestly, my state of being the normal life
Speaker 1: is Katie Perry music video. So it really worked. But
Speaker 1: let's just say I also said to Bone before. I
Speaker 1: was like this, this sketch with Doua and Kristen was
Speaker 1: so genius. We have to shout out all the writers.
Speaker 1: We have to shout out Frank, we have to Will Stephen. Wonderful, unbelievable,
Speaker 1: and like that set up was just so genius, like
Speaker 1: USO concert and then that ship happens. It was essentially
Speaker 1: like like the boy's mind, it's not right, but it's okay,
Speaker 1: and it was so like just a genius game to
Speaker 1: think of, and you guys killed it. It was I
Speaker 1: think she wouldn't mind if I said this. It was
Speaker 1: a good like half and half thing where fran came
Speaker 1: in and was like, I had this idea where it's
Speaker 1: like a USA performance like the beginning by Christmas, but
Speaker 1: then like you and Kristen come on and sing. And
Speaker 1: then she called it, you sing it, you sing a
Speaker 1: booty ballad. I was like, I don't know what that means,
Speaker 1: but okay, and she was like, you know, just like
Speaker 1: a song that's like kind of like silly and and
Speaker 1: like about like like an achronistic. Like she kept saying that,
Speaker 1: of course, and I was like okay, and then we
Speaker 1: were just pitching songs and I was like, oh, it
Speaker 1: has to be it's not right, but it's okay. She
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, let's do it. And then we we
Speaker 1: brought Will, and Will was very good at pitching the
Speaker 1: lyrics and all of the cut of this mess again
Speaker 1: and that was I think that was me. And I'm
Speaker 1: very proud of that line because Joel quoted it and
Speaker 1: then Sudi suit he quoted it to me too. But
Speaker 1: then um, but then Will was very good at um
Speaker 1: just writing lines for the soldiers when they kept back
Speaker 1: to them, being like, now, help me is this a play?
Speaker 1: My favorite? What my favorite was? Help me out? Is
Speaker 1: this a play? Very town? I loved it. I thought
Speaker 1: the whole episode was so good. Kristen was killing. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, she in that the mom sketch, the sketch
Speaker 1: where it was like and I got a robe. She
Speaker 1: to me was like, I loved watching her to sketch again.
Speaker 1: One of the most precise performance has ever been communically,
Speaker 1: I think precise. That's such a good word to describe her.
Speaker 1: She is like, it's like, so everything has such intention
Speaker 1: and it still feels fun even when I when I'm
Speaker 1: like watching the new season of Big Mouth and she's
Speaker 1: you know, Jesse's vagina, and I'm just like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is like all of Christian's reads are like so sharp
Speaker 1: and like they hit and I'm just like, god, that
Speaker 1: is so special. And then I was just I was
Speaker 1: telling I was telling some some of you guys this,
Speaker 1: you guys in in the in the group chat. I
Speaker 1: was just like I was staring at her at the
Speaker 1: read through just because I was like, I just need
Speaker 1: to sort of study this a little bit. And then
Speaker 1: Heidi and I would go back and be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like it was just so special to just
Speaker 1: get to watch or like be in her element. And yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was really, really really cool. It sounds
Speaker 1: so cheesy. I'm just purely very happy and grateful that
Speaker 1: like any of that happened. And no matter what, I
Speaker 1: was gonna be like, this is gonna be a fun week,
Speaker 1: no matter what happens, and you know, we'll see and
Speaker 1: it was. It was. It was really fun. And the
Speaker 1: duo of it all, honestly, she a we just say
Speaker 1: she fucking crushed. She crushed, like she executed like Dulliva
Speaker 1: at the highest level. Like her performances were so disco,
Speaker 1: they were so fun. The staging was gorgeous, her dances
Speaker 1: were amazing, That costumes were phenomenal, that leviting levitating, Yes,
Speaker 1: but she was unearthing like all these like nineties that
Speaker 1: Sheeta Prince Boustier is like from the nineties to forget who,
Speaker 1: but it's like this like vintage item. And then um,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess the levitating thing was ostri tread
Speaker 1: their Valentino. And then she wore like new glare, yes
Speaker 1: new glare for the fucking promos. I mean she looked
Speaker 1: so yeah, phenomenal, was so good at in both performances
Speaker 1: of the songs I'm a dumbass And I've rewatched the
Speaker 1: levitating performance on a million times and I was like,
Speaker 1: see that's me. What Don't Start Now? I've watched the
Speaker 1: Don't Start Now performance millions and it felt like a party.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Wait, there's been some
Speaker 1: really fun musical performances this year at live shows, like
Speaker 1: this is in saying, but I always say, don't Ja
Speaker 1: Cat at the Billboard Music Awards, I thought was a slave.
Speaker 1: J Ja Cat at the VMA's was an I've seen
Speaker 1: that performance a million times. Incredible. She has impressed me
Speaker 1: so many times Megan after v ET Awards, like there's
Speaker 1: been so many amazing performances, but do what doing? Don't
Speaker 1: start now? At SNL you could tell when she was
Speaker 1: like when she when she was like dancing, I just
Speaker 1: feel like that to me, it was so clear to
Speaker 1: me in that moment that don't start now, like it
Speaker 1: could win Record of the Year at the Grammys, Like
Speaker 1: I think it's got a really good shot. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's up over a year and it still feels fresh
Speaker 1: and fun and like, oh yeah, I I will say this.
Speaker 1: It's really a party. I told her as soon as
Speaker 1: I met her. As soon as I met her after
Speaker 1: Fran had gotten in before me and pitched the sketch
Speaker 1: to her after I got picked and do it was
Speaker 1: like yes, I'd love to and like I'd love to
Speaker 1: be there for blocking, Like that is very generous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard work. Of She was like, it's a live performance,
Speaker 1: I'd rather be there and we were like of course,
Speaker 1: and so she was she was gonna stay an extra
Speaker 1: few hours to block, and then I like walked past
Speaker 1: the hallway when she was walking out, and then someone
Speaker 1: on her team I think, was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: a bow and he's he's going to be in the
Speaker 1: sketch with you, and it was very cool for like
Speaker 1: two seconds and then immediately was like, I have to
Speaker 1: tell you this studio was my favorite favorite experience of
Speaker 1: the year. It made me it came out the week
Speaker 1: of Thanksgiving. It made me feel like I was dancing,
Speaker 1: like I was at the club with my friends, and
Speaker 1: like I think that's what and like it just made
Speaker 1: me realize that you've been doing that the entire year,
Speaker 1: Like even before the album dropped, like with with Physical
Speaker 1: and with Don't Start Now, it was just like, like
Speaker 1: you are bringing back this, like because the most of
Speaker 1: the longest time, all of us were like God, like
Speaker 1: don't we miss like bangers, like all killer no filler
Speaker 1: pop records, because the last one before because for the
Speaker 1: longest time, what was tiding us over was like emotion
Speaker 1: I guess by Carl reg Sin, something that was just
Speaker 1: like beautiful and might and then like I do it
Speaker 1: just like delivered on it in a way that was
Speaker 1: just so thoughtful and so carefully curious. At least you
Speaker 1: have to watch the song Exploder episode on Netflix of
Speaker 1: her talking about love Again. Oh I heard all about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Matt Wittaker was telling us about it. Actually, I feel like, um,
Speaker 1: she she put out, like, yes, it was all hits,
Speaker 1: but it was also concept, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It was it was executed concept, and also it was
Speaker 1: I think it was a huge improvement over her already
Speaker 1: taking a great debut album, so you know what I think.
Speaker 1: I think she won Best New Artist and took it
Speaker 1: really seriously, and she was like, okay, like I actually
Speaker 1: got this and I want to make it worth everyone's
Speaker 1: uh time and anticipation from my next album. She came
Speaker 1: back her images, her concepts are fully realized. The music
Speaker 1: is fun, it's good, it's varied, like you know, the
Speaker 1: whole thing is fun to listen to, and it's what
Speaker 1: you said, it's actual the pop songs, but it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like it's sacrificed anything to execute what it was.
Speaker 1: And then I was just I kept telling her, I
Speaker 1: was like throughout the week and she was just so
Speaker 1: warm and cool and just like I very very deeply
Speaker 1: understand boundaries more and more. But it felt like she
Speaker 1: made me feel comfortable enough to tell her multiple times
Speaker 1: throughout the week, like thank you for future nostalgia, thank
Speaker 1: you for coming here, thank you for being generous with
Speaker 1: your time. What you've done means so much to me
Speaker 1: and my friends. Like this was my This came out
Speaker 1: during lockdown at a time when I had no anchor
Speaker 1: on my own like joy or emotions or anything. And
Speaker 1: like it truly like the fact that you pushed the
Speaker 1: release date up meant that you cared. And I was
Speaker 1: just like a benevolent queen. Let's just say. I kept
Speaker 1: telling her, It's like I don't do this with with
Speaker 1: any of the musical guests that come through, but I
Speaker 1: have to tell you how much like what you do
Speaker 1: mean yeah, yeah, I mean yes, well she kept she
Speaker 1: kept everyone like having fun with music, like for the
Speaker 1: longest time. Like in terms of like like so many
Speaker 1: artists gave something different and special this year during pandemic times.
Speaker 1: And also you know it is a choice to release
Speaker 1: her music during this time knowing you could hold it back.
Speaker 1: I mean you could you see artists doing it like
Speaker 1: no one, Like people everywhere are holding their albums back.
Speaker 1: And you know, we don't hear from some of the
Speaker 1: major artists, but everyone that did was amazing. But do
Speaker 1: what did it from? Like you said the year prior,
Speaker 1: Like it was like all throughout the year, she sustained herself,
Speaker 1: She stayed in the conversation, and she deserves all those
Speaker 1: Grammy nominations. And to be honest with her, and we
Speaker 1: always say, like, who really cares about them? But I
Speaker 1: am rooting for her um as many times as possible.
Speaker 1: And I say that on a podcast where we did
Speaker 1: an entire episode devoted to Folklore. I love that album too.
Speaker 1: But now if she can win next year with Evermore
Speaker 1: as like a way to honor them both, maybe she
Speaker 1: should because Future Nostalgia is the truth, and if the
Speaker 1: Weekend isn't in there, then you know, in terms of
Speaker 1: what we feel, I mean, Future Nostalgia was album I believe,
Speaker 1: so Oh my god, I'm sorry I went on that
Speaker 1: huge duo tangent. It's the eleventh day of culture. It's
Speaker 1: the eleven day of culture and speaking of the future,
Speaker 1: end of the all not for nothing? But can we say,
Speaker 1: name another legends, name another legends? Oh my god, bitch,
Speaker 1: this day of culture is it's a twist. I was no,
Speaker 1: I was gonna wait, can we say this bitch got
Speaker 1: me unintended? And I did not get him a gift?
Speaker 1: And I we said, and you said, gifts, and I
Speaker 1: was like, Matt doesn't have to buy me a gift,
Speaker 1: because Matt went above and beyond for my birthday, which
Speaker 1: was very pretty recently. I wanted my sister to feel
Speaker 1: like my sister came through, really came through. I bought
Speaker 1: my sister my precious one in Nintendo Switch because I
Speaker 1: want him, because this girl got me Intendo Switch. I
Speaker 1: want him to enjoy the works of Shigery Miamoto before
Speaker 1: before an exciting historic moment comes up and we will
Speaker 1: talk about this later. Oh we'll and we'll be talking
Speaker 1: about that one. I was just gonna say that, Um,
Speaker 1: we're recording this on the first day. It's been a
Speaker 1: while since we recording recording this on the day after
Speaker 1: Vulture came through and gave us a cute, very very
Speaker 1: lovely lovely right up, Mini, right up, Um, thank you
Speaker 1: for that. Vulture folks. We love you very much and
Speaker 1: made us very happy because we were even you know,
Speaker 1: because we we've even said on the pod where like
Speaker 1: I I am very proud of the fact that, um,
Speaker 1: we have stayed goofy and stupid and silly, but tried
Speaker 1: new things on the podcast this year, maybe by necessity,
Speaker 1: maybe because of pandemic stuff, but um, you know, it
Speaker 1: still feels fun, it still feels new, and I love
Speaker 1: my sister. I love my sister first and foremost. And
Speaker 1: the way it kept me going all year knowing that
Speaker 1: I was going to see my girl, and also, to
Speaker 1: be honest with you, I love the the way we
Speaker 1: do do this weekly. And I know there was the
Speaker 1: tug of war that was are we gonna have me
Speaker 1: go to the East coast you come to the West
Speaker 1: coast on and off? And now I kind of feel
Speaker 1: like I'm kind of loving the situation if we keep
Speaker 1: a topic how and can speak to each other and
Speaker 1: the readers in your times. Of course, I agree. I
Speaker 1: think we solved we answered the big question that was
Speaker 1: sort of set forth before we embarked on this My
Speaker 1: Heart Radio journey. Thank you, I Heart, and we love
Speaker 1: I Heart. We're talking like it's the last episode. This
Speaker 1: is the second last episode of the year. But um wait,
Speaker 1: I do want to say just to Vulture just so
Speaker 1: I can voice it as well, like that was really
Speaker 1: really nice, especially this year, and everyone that was excited
Speaker 1: for us that they named us number one, that said
Speaker 1: you've been listening for you know, upwards of four and
Speaker 1: a half years now. That's just the coolest and we
Speaker 1: do love you guys so much and it is the
Speaker 1: highlight of for sure. So it's just we love doing
Speaker 1: this and we love all of you so much. And
Speaker 1: with that in mind, we give you our eleventh day
Speaker 1: of culture. Um let's give a sing in date unknown
Speaker 1: j James Cameron. The idea, Oh god, this was such culture.
Speaker 1: This was beyond culture. This sending this gift. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it transcended all of time. It touched music, it touched imaging,
Speaker 1: and this three D you felt like you were there.
Speaker 1: That was the big thing about this one bow. When
Speaker 1: you bought a ticket to this and put the goggles on,
Speaker 1: you felt like you were there, and you really walked
Speaker 1: out of that theater thinking maybe this song I See
Speaker 1: You by Leona Lewis will be as big as my
Speaker 1: heart was going on. I don't remember the melody, I
Speaker 1: don't remember the huck girl, I know the entire song.
Speaker 1: We send prayers up to Leona. She goes walking through
Speaker 1: a dream see you. She is giving you the drama
Speaker 1: of it all. You couldn't tell her she wasn't singing in.
Speaker 1: My heart will go on. Part two returns. I really
Speaker 1: wish Leona Lewis all the best because she also sang
Speaker 1: the theme song for the American release of Final Fantasy
Speaker 1: third been called up My Hands, My hands, My hands,
Speaker 1: my hands, My love Me. It was truly epic. It
Speaker 1: did not really fit with what was going on in
Speaker 1: the video game at all. You could tell they just
Speaker 1: hold from her album and they were like this Lord,
Speaker 1: and it's it's a tie end, and it's like a
Speaker 1: way to like sort of broaden the market for this
Speaker 1: game that no one's gonna think is actually good and
Speaker 1: it ended up being sort of a failure. But Leona
Speaker 1: Lewis was there and they oh, my god, you girl.
Speaker 1: You have to look up on YouTube if they're still
Speaker 1: up these ads of Leona Lewis playing the damn video game.
Speaker 1: This She's playing Final Fantasy at thirteen while the song
Speaker 1: is blaring in the background and she's going, this is
Speaker 1: so fun. She does not know, has no idea what
Speaker 1: is happening, and it's like, oh, this is goldgious, Like
Speaker 1: that is culture. Wait, that reminds me of did you
Speaker 1: ever see the video of her? Like well, she it's
Speaker 1: like there's an interview of her that I watched which
Speaker 1: was her being asked about and this was watched it. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was looking at Leona Lewis interviews recently. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: how it's fresh in my mind. But she was being
Speaker 1: asked about being a part of the Avatar movie and
Speaker 1: she goes, well, I'm a huge, huge And first of all,
Speaker 1: I thought that go off just like she probably is,
Speaker 1: but like for her, for her a huge film buff.
Speaker 1: So I had been and she was like, and I've
Speaker 1: been hearing about the film quite for quite some time.
Speaker 1: And she so she she knew about the film. And
Speaker 1: then there's like video footage of like James Cameron and
Speaker 1: Leona Lewis like walking around like whatever, like sound stage whatever.
Speaker 1: She was like she got to see like the early plans.
Speaker 1: She was like, well I got to see all the
Speaker 1: early plans and she was really it made me sting
Speaker 1: even better. I feel like it made me sing it
Speaker 1: even better. And so then it's her singing it and
Speaker 1: you're just like looking at her sings Insane Bridge where
Speaker 1: it's like um hoh the coll have love Heaven move,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, She's just like screaming ever the world. Okay,
Speaker 1: she was first and she is she is screaming and
Speaker 1: in her eyes you can just see that she's thinking
Speaker 1: of Pandora. You know. She's like so, she's just like
Speaker 1: she her arms are like searching. She's like, I'm here,
Speaker 1: I'm on the planet of Pandora. I'm with the navy,
Speaker 1: I'm here. It's the Tree of Life's passage performing. She
Speaker 1: was riding the Mama. Speak on that one. Speak on
Speaker 1: that one. Okay, so girl, wait, this was a gag
Speaker 1: of my life when we went on flight of passage
Speaker 1: before a fight of passage. The way we im passionately
Speaker 1: spoke about Leona Lewis, she needs to return the enthusiasm is.
Speaker 1: That's because it's rule of culture number one, Undriona Leonais
Speaker 1: must return. Return the is there is there. I We
Speaker 1: wish her all the best. She sang bleeding Love. There's
Speaker 1: no disrespecting there's no disrespecting Leona Lewis on this podt
Speaker 1: on this podcast. That's actually not going to on this
Speaker 1: podcast And you ask why because she's sang bleeding Love
Speaker 1: and that's a timeless classic. You can't beat that hook.
Speaker 1: Keep get kid. Let I mean people, people could work
Speaker 1: their entire life and never do get that ship out
Speaker 1: like like this is the thing, like James Camp. They
Speaker 1: come up to you and they your imagine your vocalist.
Speaker 1: And someone comes up to you and says, James Cameron
Speaker 1: wants you to sing this song for his new movie
Speaker 1: that's going to be historic and crazy at a blockbuster.
Speaker 1: You say yes, you also are told and by the way,
Speaker 1: you're sort of the Seline Dion of the project because
Speaker 1: that's actually a culture number nine Leona Lewis. Lewis was
Speaker 1: of the project, which is huge. I hope she makes
Speaker 1: a return in the sequels. Do you think they'll do that?
Speaker 1: I would pray to God that there are more I
Speaker 1: see you ask type songs because I see you gets
Speaker 1: paid dust and it is such an epic, big, stupid
Speaker 1: ballad that we need to respect more. And you can't
Speaker 1: listen to it on Spotify. You cannot. You can't. Why
Speaker 1: I don't a girl? You act like I don't look
Speaker 1: three times a week, I am always trying to listen.
Speaker 1: I see you. I'm always at all times trying to listen.
Speaker 1: We have to we have to change art petitions that
Speaker 1: we have to start readers. Are you listening one Spotify?
Speaker 1: Put I see you on Spotify now? Now post taste,
Speaker 1: and the second one is James Cameron, you must bring
Speaker 1: Leona Lewis back for at least three out of the
Speaker 1: six forthcoming Avatar movies. Okay, so now that that's out there,
Speaker 1: let's sort of move on in the four minutes we
Speaker 1: have left in this episode to cover this this movie
Speaker 1: would Do you remember when you first one to go
Speaker 1: see Avatar and all the hullabaloo? Well, I mean I
Speaker 1: think I got a ticket the second week it was
Speaker 1: out because do you remember two nine Christmas two thousand nine,
Speaker 1: You couldn't you couldn't not want to go to the time,
Speaker 1: total opposite of what's going on now. Everyone was trying
Speaker 1: to go to the movies, like, everyone was trying to
Speaker 1: go this was Christmas movie, This was holiday movie culture,
Speaker 1: this was this was a big ass and also like
Speaker 1: everyone being like it's the follow up to Titanic. I
Speaker 1: feel like I created this fear of like even if
Speaker 1: the movie was bad, which wickuld talk, But even if
Speaker 1: that was and is the case, it didn't matter because
Speaker 1: when I tell you, I was we bing with the
Speaker 1: Navy when that tree got burned up by those evil humans.
Speaker 1: I was so on the side of the Navy. It
Speaker 1: was unbelievable. I was like, I'm ready to leave Earth.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to live amongst the Navy because they give
Speaker 1: which by the way, people tell me I look like
Speaker 1: avatar version of Jake Sully all the time. That's not
Speaker 1: that's not a bad compliment. No, I think it means
Speaker 1: people want to suck me raw through the hair. Come on, ok, okay,
Speaker 1: and let's talk about this part. Can you you know
Speaker 1: how sex feels amazing? Can you imagine steeling it on
Speaker 1: the tips of your hair? Imagine feeling sex in your hair.
Speaker 1: I used to do what I was doing stand up
Speaker 1: more like years ago. I would do a whole bit
Speaker 1: about like how incredible it would be to feel sex
Speaker 1: in your hair, Like you know, when you wash your hair,
Speaker 1: it feels so amazing, like even when you scratch your scalp.
Speaker 1: Bitch the avatars, they they have sex, the navy. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: they have sex with their hair. That probably is the
Speaker 1: most you for it feeling. I can't grasp because sex
Speaker 1: famously feels good in our butt hole, which hurts. Meanwhile, hair, honey,
Speaker 1: the hair don't hurt. I shouldn't don't hurt because you
Speaker 1: got those nerve endings. Bitch, Come on, I would die
Speaker 1: for that. I have to. I have to allow some
Speaker 1: time for you to talk about flight of passage, for
Speaker 1: us to talk about fight of passage, flight of passages
Speaker 1: for you. I was there with you know you you
Speaker 1: did your first time, and I remember being it was
Speaker 1: crazy how bad I felt when you were there because
Speaker 1: you were doing like an improv Yes and and co.
Speaker 1: So it was Chrissy and Christy Shackelford was there, wasn't
Speaker 1: Sunita Moni there was there was there Eric Gerson? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I mean when you guys were all doing that, When
Speaker 1: you guys are down there and I know you were
Speaker 1: gonna do Avatar flight of passage before me. I was
Speaker 1: literally I was on the verge of tears. But then
Speaker 1: we so what was it like? By the way, for
Speaker 1: everyone that doesn't know what we're talking about, is the
Speaker 1: number one main reason why it's good that Avatar exists
Speaker 1: is because there's World of Pandora at Animal Kingdom of
Speaker 1: Disney and you go, a bitch, and I'm telling you
Speaker 1: here's a tip. Do a little bit micro does a
Speaker 1: little bit of mushrooms or take an edible go there
Speaker 1: towards dusk at night when it starts getting bioluminescent, you
Speaker 1: will gag. And then you get on Avatar Flight of Passage,
Speaker 1: which is a sit motion simulator where you ride on
Speaker 1: the back of an akron which is those beasts, and
Speaker 1: you are gas The moment of the ride is there's
Speaker 1: all this stimulation happening. You're flying through canyons next to
Speaker 1: all these giant monsters. But then you go into a
Speaker 1: cave and then your bands sheet purchased in the cave
Speaker 1: for a moment, and there's a silent, peaceful moment where
Speaker 1: all of the little flowers start to float down. It's beautiful,
Speaker 1: truly beautiful. You're riding it so that you feel it
Speaker 1: breathing between your legs. By the way, do you do
Speaker 1: you think that's sexual? I think that's a little sexual.
Speaker 1: Maybe I was horned up on the ride. I was
Speaker 1: ready for sexual intercourse. I knew you were so horned up.
Speaker 1: And but anyway, it's unbelievable and we did not get
Speaker 1: to experience it on our first my first time, not
Speaker 1: your first time, But that's okay because we both had
Speaker 1: thrilling experiences and ultimately this is one of the best
Speaker 1: theme park rides I've ever been on, and the gaggery
Speaker 1: is at a high level. And um, thank you James
Speaker 1: Cameron for having the idea for Avatar. We don't know when.
Speaker 1: That's why it's sort of twist. Date unknown, date unknown. Well,
Speaker 1: I think we can leave it at that. There's not
Speaker 1: much else. There's not much else to really talk about
Speaker 1: when it comes to Avatar. I mean that you can,
Speaker 1: you can make fun of it all you want. We're
Speaker 1: not here to do that. I do just want to
Speaker 1: throw one thing out there, which is we just have
Speaker 1: to say the two words, which are Zoe Saldanna, Zoe Saldanna,
Speaker 1: Thank you Avatar. Never forget that. Joey sell Donna had
Speaker 1: oscar buzz for her performances Nati, it really almost happened.
Speaker 1: She deserved it, and um she she was incredible. But
Speaker 1: we luckily have a million more sequels with Natieri a
Speaker 1: Zoe Seldona as Na Ti and Kate Winslet, who allegedly
Speaker 1: has did you hear about this? She now holds the
Speaker 1: world record for most time with your breath held on screen.
Speaker 1: She held her breath for over seven minutes for one
Speaker 1: of the Avatar sequels. James Cameron made her do this.
Speaker 1: I am convinced he's trying to kill this woman. Seven minutes.
Speaker 1: She held her breath under water for seven minutes. Kate
Speaker 1: Winslet Academy Award Winner. Oh my god. And you know what,
Speaker 1: We're rooting for Kate at all times, at all times.
Speaker 1: There was a time when she was a Woody Allen
Speaker 1: apologist and mirror like Kate Win's like careful, but then
Speaker 1: that was tough. Come around and said, I I was
Speaker 1: wrong to do that. I mean, when she turned around
Speaker 1: in that hat and Titanic she had the gates forever ship,
Speaker 1: and I should say that. I'm not even saying that,
Speaker 1: you know, it's Kate Winslet is responsible for the actions
Speaker 1: of Woody Allen, But I'm just saying that she is
Speaker 1: without flies from now on. And and now we get
Speaker 1: to look back on Titanic and go the hat. As
Speaker 1: soon as the hat, as soon as the hat came
Speaker 1: out of that car, she was with us. The best
Speaker 1: thing James Cameron ever did was right in the script.
Speaker 1: Kate Winslett turns around in a huge hat and her
Speaker 1: first line is it doesn't look as big as the Mauritania.
Speaker 1: She has a complainant. I cont my coat one of
Speaker 1: her lines, one of her first lines, my coat, yeah,
Speaker 1: very good, very good. Well to This is day eleven
Speaker 1: of the twelve Days of Culture are penultimate day. And
Speaker 1: to James Cameron and the entire higher team behind Avatar,
Speaker 1: we say, oh, thank you for giving us the best
Speaker 1: cool cool. I see you