Speaker 1: What's that. It's spooky, I'm jooky.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Hell.
Speaker 3: I'm.
Speaker 1: I'm amandaz Hey boo, it's me Roz.
Speaker 4: I was reunited with my old friend Laganja Astrongja, who
Speaker 4: you might know from RuPaul's drag Race. She has incredible music.
Speaker 4: My favorite song by hers is called legs overhead like
Speaker 4: a pretzel. Well it's just I think it's just called legs,
Speaker 4: but it's a great song. She and I used to
Speaker 4: work together a lot doing drag queen things. Haven't seen
Speaker 4: her in a while, Well, it's actually been a few
Speaker 4: years since she was on. She was on one time
Speaker 4: a couple of years back. Go back and listen if
Speaker 4: you want. She's got Does she believe in ghosts and
Speaker 4: paranormal stuff?
Speaker 2: I don't know's it's a whole conversation.
Speaker 4: You'll see what I'm talking about, but we'll get into
Speaker 4: that in a moment. I also have been loving doing
Speaker 4: these listener episodes, so please, if you've been thinking about it,
Speaker 4: it's time send it over. Ghosted by Roz at gmail
Speaker 4: dot com. Subject line listener episode bullet points given me
Speaker 4: some details about the kind of stories we would talk
Speaker 4: about that would be great. Patreon dot com slash roles
Speaker 4: Dresflees link and the description of this episode. That's where
Speaker 4: you will find videos every week and solo episodes of
Speaker 4: just me talking about.
Speaker 2: Ghosts and paranormal shit.
Speaker 4: Anyway, here we go, here's me talking to one of
Speaker 4: the funniest people I know.
Speaker 2: Gotta lover logon ja Estranda.
Speaker 1: Oh, go on with the show.
Speaker 2: Oh look who's back?
Speaker 1: Look who's desperate for guests?
Speaker 2: No, I can't.
Speaker 1: Believe they're having me back on the show. After I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't believe in any of that shit.
Speaker 4: You're one of our favorites of all time. You were
Speaker 4: an early guest, you were early ghoul.
Speaker 1: Yes you were.
Speaker 4: You were by far one of my first skeptics.
Speaker 2: I don't have on pantics.
Speaker 1: I was not my title.
Speaker 4: I don't have on these kinds of people that come
Speaker 4: in here and say ghos aren't real.
Speaker 2: This is all Dune.
Speaker 1: But if you didn't hear the first podcast, I didn't
Speaker 1: say they were real. I just said I choose not
Speaker 1: to believe in them because I'm not trying to get scared.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're one of those people, so I believe in them, Yeah, exactly, I.
Speaker 1: Just don't allow them to enter my atmosphere.
Speaker 4: So you just think that if we talk about it,
Speaker 4: or if you entertain the idea, then that means you're
Speaker 4: gonna get possessed or.
Speaker 1: Not necessarily possessed. But I think if you are, you know,
Speaker 1: summoning the spirits, you're gonna get them. Whereas I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I believe that you have those experiences, but
Speaker 1: they're not allowed or welcome in my space.
Speaker 2: So what involves summoning a spirit?
Speaker 1: I mean I just think in general, talking about them
Speaker 1: and like having an entire podcast around them, I think
Speaker 1: you're welcoming the spirits into your atmosphere. It's I'm telling
Speaker 1: you the opposite.
Speaker 5: Oh so you think if you talk about them that
Speaker 5: they stay away?
Speaker 4: I mean I've said this so many times in this podcast,
Speaker 4: but I find that ghosts are like, we don't want
Speaker 4: to be on her podcast.
Speaker 2: They think that I'm.
Speaker 1: I'm not for sure, that's just ghosts.
Speaker 5: Wow, Well you started with the shape.
Speaker 4: We've been fighting since you came in here. I haven't
Speaker 4: seen you in a year. The girls are fighting, Yes,
Speaker 4: so this is gonna be paranormal. Jerry Springer.
Speaker 2: I love it, and.
Speaker 5: I'm ready to bring the drama.
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 4: I'm here to make friends to talk about ghosts. This
Speaker 4: isn't ghost best friends race exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you have not had any ghost experiences since
Speaker 4: we've talked class Now, the hecks that I put on you,
Speaker 4: it hasn't worked.
Speaker 1: Did it work? Not a stitch, not an itch, not
Speaker 1: a scratch. No spooky sounds at night, I mean, no girl,
Speaker 1: no ghosts.
Speaker 2: Uppy here, Okay, No aliens.
Speaker 1: Now, I haven't had any alien encounters, but I do
Speaker 1: love a good alien vibration. In fact, I have been
Speaker 1: hooked on this show called A Friend of the Family.
Speaker 1: Have you seen this?
Speaker 2: No, I haven't.
Speaker 5: You really haven't.
Speaker 1: No, you're into all things spooky, uky cooky.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of spooky ook, It's true. All the
Speaker 4: streaming I can't keep up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this one is on Peacock, The.
Speaker 2: Friend of the Family, and it.
Speaker 1: Starts sooky from True Blood and a Paquin.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, So I.
Speaker 5: Thought maybe she would have lured you in.
Speaker 4: So I thought you were talking about DEMI love Gatto's
Speaker 4: alien show on Peacock because she is a friend of.
Speaker 1: This she really she has.
Speaker 2: Yes, she goes ufo hunting.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think I saw her sing to the
Speaker 1: ghosts that were non binary or something like of this nature,
Speaker 1: that crazy bitch. Well, this show is based on a
Speaker 1: true story and it is about a man who abducted
Speaker 1: a child. He's a pedophile and he basically made her,
Speaker 1: encouraged her, indoctrinated her, what's the other word, groomed her
Speaker 1: into believing in aliens, and he made these alien spirits
Speaker 1: tell her that they had to have sex with him
Speaker 1: and have a bailey a bailey wow, have a baby
Speaker 1: in order to survive the alien apocalypse. It's really crazy.
Speaker 1: And he kidnaps her not only once, but twice, and
Speaker 1: he also sleeps with the mother and father. So it's
Speaker 1: a very very twisted story. I actually saw the documentary first,
Speaker 1: but the fictional series is amazing, and yeah, it's like that.
Speaker 1: When you were like, so what can we talk about,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, we can talk about that show.
Speaker 4: But does that have anything to do with actual aliens
Speaker 4: or Yeah, it sounds more like a creepy man.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I had to stop myself there. You were setting
Speaker 1: me up for a punchline, but I said, don't do it, girl,
Speaker 1: don't do it.
Speaker 5: We're transistors.
Speaker 4: It's we should do a podcast called transistor Radio. Okay,
Speaker 4: trans trs trl w're trrs.
Speaker 2: Okay. So this is not an alien thing.
Speaker 1: It is an alien thing. He makes her believe in aliens.
Speaker 1: And because at the time, I think it's like seventies eighties,
Speaker 1: there was all like the aliens on TV and the
Speaker 1: UFOs and Area fifty one. By the way, I just
Speaker 1: went to Area fifteen in Vegas. Well it's like a
Speaker 1: knockoff of Area fifty one, but it's Area fifteen. It's
Speaker 1: where Meo Wolf is housed. Do you know Meo Wolf?
Speaker 4: I don't know any of the stuff is that you're
Speaker 4: talking about. Well, this is great, this is why you
Speaker 4: have me on this groundcast.
Speaker 2: Tell me what's me?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: Meowolf is an incredible art installation that started in Santa Fe,
Speaker 1: New Mexico, with very little money and became a huge success.
Speaker 1: It's sort of like an interactive Instagram museum. Now that's
Speaker 1: really downplaying it because it's much more artistic than that.
Speaker 1: But for most people to understand, it's like a bunch
Speaker 1: of different installations, very artfully done. So a lot of
Speaker 1: people go just to take their picture, but a lot
Speaker 1: of people go to discover the story of each you know,
Speaker 1: individual meal Wolf. So it started in Santa Fe became
Speaker 1: a huge deal. Now Vegas has one, Denver has one,
Speaker 1: and I forget where the most newest one is going.
Speaker 1: But they've exploded. And the one in Vegas is all
Speaker 1: based off of a grocery store. So each one has
Speaker 1: its own story and its own nuances. The one in
Speaker 1: Santa Fe is based off an old creepy house. It's
Speaker 1: really really cool. But Area fifteen in Vegas is sort
Speaker 1: of a I don't know, an interactive mall. One might
Speaker 1: say it's aliens. No, but it's based on aliens in
Speaker 1: Area fifty one.
Speaker 5: That's I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm adjacent. You know, I'm ghosted adjacent, I get ghosted.
Speaker 1: But that's really about you know, as far as it
Speaker 1: goes for me.
Speaker 4: Well, I want to know what you think about Like Bigfoot?
Speaker 1: No, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: I just think no, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: No? No?
Speaker 5: I think no?
Speaker 1: Like but isn't real. I just don't believe in it.
Speaker 1: It's like Santa Claus, you know, I just.
Speaker 5: It's not real.
Speaker 2: Santa Claus, Well.
Speaker 1: He's not been No North Pole he's on our television
Speaker 1: screens at Christmas.
Speaker 2: I just noticed your evil eyes.
Speaker 1: That's right. I had to protect myself from you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I knew you were gonna come through with
Speaker 1: the smooth.
Speaker 2: Part two of my heads.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, there's a bunch of different kinds of have
Speaker 4: you heard the term cryptid.
Speaker 5: I've heard of crypto.
Speaker 1: I've spent many of man's crypto coin, honey, in order
Speaker 1: to get to this place today. And look this gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Well, these crypto cryptid are they real? Is it fake?
Speaker 2: Is it all a scam? Okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, cryptids are like Bigfoot lacknus monster, but she's got see.
Speaker 1: I'm I believe in the lockness because the ocean is
Speaker 1: unknown and the underwater is the ocean? Well it's underwater, okay,
Speaker 1: So I feel like we don't know enough about underwater creature.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, well, I could maybe believe in miss lockness,
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, it seems.
Speaker 5: More believable a Bigfoot.
Speaker 1: It's like giving me like I don't know a caveman
Speaker 1: that went wrong and now it's bigfoot or I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just not You looked right at me when you
Speaker 1: said well, well, you're seeing what you want to see. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me tell you about a famous story. Okay, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Let me get my sparkling water.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was tight.
Speaker 4: Okay. This is a story known as the n Field.
Speaker 1: Horror emphasis on horror.
Speaker 4: Horror with h right, not to be confused with the
Speaker 4: Nfield Poulter Geist. That is what the second Conjuring movie
Speaker 4: is based on a real story that happened in England.
Speaker 2: A family that was getting haunted.
Speaker 1: I liked number one. Number two was a little for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the Enfield Poulter Guess this is the Nfield Horror. Okay,
Speaker 4: different all together. This is a Bigfoot story sort of
Speaker 4: sort of Okay. It happened in nineteen seventy three in Enfield, Illinois.
Speaker 2: You ever performed in Enfields?
Speaker 1: Already? Scared? Yeah, terrified.
Speaker 4: A man named Henry McDaniel comes home from work one night.
Speaker 4: It's ten pm. He is a single father. He's got
Speaker 4: two children, twelve and fifteen, and the kids when he
Speaker 4: comes into the house the lights around. He's like, whyn't
Speaker 4: why aren't you guys sleeping? And they're like, oh my god, Dad.
Speaker 4: The craziest shit just happened.
Speaker 1: There was something saying shit at twelve and fifteen, horrible parenting.
Speaker 2: He was a single father, he was working late.
Speaker 1: Horrible.
Speaker 4: They're like, there's some there's something is trying to get
Speaker 4: into our house. They're like someone scratching at the front door.
Speaker 4: They're like the AC unit something is trying to like
Speaker 4: take it out of the wall there. And he's like, okay,
Speaker 4: like come on. He thinks the kid are telling a
Speaker 4: tall tale exactly right. So they're like that it happened
Speaker 4: like two seconds ago. Go out there. So he goes
Speaker 4: out there. Monster No, he sees a monster, yes, and
Speaker 4: he sees that the AC unit is like dangling out.
Speaker 1: That's expensive to replace.
Speaker 2: That was bigfoot, Well it wasn't bigfoot.
Speaker 4: What he sees is he describes as having a short
Speaker 4: little body with three.
Speaker 1: Legs, not JIGGLEI calliente.
Speaker 4: Short body, three legs, three legs, short little arms and
Speaker 4: claws coming out of its breast area, and big red
Speaker 4: eyes that are as big as a flashlights, with a
Speaker 4: grayish colored skin, around four and four and a half
Speaker 4: feet tall. He slams the door. He's like, I'm getting
Speaker 4: my gun. He comes out, he shoots it. He actually
Speaker 4: does get it, and he says it his is like
Speaker 4: a wild cat. And then it leaps fifty feet, three
Speaker 4: different jumps fifty feet.
Speaker 5: So it was basically like, let's get physical.
Speaker 4: Exactly right, and it's out of there. No, and the
Speaker 4: cops show up. They don't see it, but there are tracks.
Speaker 4: So the cops say, he seems sober.
Speaker 1: There seems because that was my first question, this man
Speaker 1: sounds a little drug.
Speaker 4: Well, well, the next day the cop, the cop goes
Speaker 4: around the neighborhood asking witnesses, and this little boy was like, actually,
Speaker 4: right before this happened at nine thirty pm, the man's
Speaker 4: thing happened at ten. He's like, I was in my
Speaker 4: front yard playing and this monster jumped on my feet
Speaker 4: and it ripped my shoes.
Speaker 2: To shred.
Speaker 1: So this monster is a ripper. It rips out ac units,
Speaker 1: shoes kind of rip.
Speaker 5: It probably rips tracks off online he's.
Speaker 2: Gonna let it rip down.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: They were thinking that maybe this was a kangaroo because
Speaker 4: the way like the tail looks like three legs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's got the arms out of its breast.
Speaker 4: Funny story, it was a kangaroo McDaniel, because then maybe
Speaker 4: they're like this is tiger king shit, Like, somebody's got
Speaker 4: a kangaroo.
Speaker 2: It's jumped out.
Speaker 1: But how does a kangaroo with this little arms rip
Speaker 1: out the AC unit?
Speaker 4: Well, McDaniel the man coincidentally was in the army at
Speaker 4: one point, I believe it was the Army, some service,
Speaker 4: military service. He was stationed in Australia at one point
Speaker 4: and at the base that he was at they had
Speaker 4: kangaroos and he's like, that is no kangaroo. Okay, what
Speaker 4: I shot was not a he was familiar. He's like,
Speaker 4: I know kangaroos, right. So then a couple I think
Speaker 4: it was a couple of days later, a couple of
Speaker 4: weeks later, May six, he wakes up in the middle
Speaker 4: of the night because he hears the neighborhood dogs howling.
Speaker 2: The dogs are barking.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what that means.
Speaker 2: He goes outside and there's the monster again.
Speaker 1: No, did you take a picture? No? Because this is
Speaker 1: the seventies, you guys think about what a camera was
Speaker 1: so interesting that now we have cameras, we don't have
Speaker 1: footage of any of this stuff.
Speaker 2: But I do bring that up a lot.
Speaker 4: I think that a lot of these good stories are
Speaker 4: from the time when people were high on drugs.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 2: People not do drugs anymore.
Speaker 1: They do, but they have cell phones now so they
Speaker 1: can take pictures of these things they think they might see.
Speaker 4: Okay, So he goes outside and it's by his nearby
Speaker 4: railroad tracks, which these poor kids, they live next to
Speaker 4: the railroad tracks.
Speaker 1: Say, it's always by the railroad tracks.
Speaker 4: He does not shoot at it, and he says that
Speaker 4: it's not in any hurry. It's just like mosing down
Speaker 4: the tracks.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 2: And then a radio DJ named Rick Rainbow maybe Randy Rainbows.
Speaker 5: Dad long lost father in law.
Speaker 4: Rick Rainbow, the DJ goes down to the railroad tracks
Speaker 4: with three other people and he sees it running from
Speaker 4: them near an abandoned building, and allegedly he tape recorded it.
Speaker 1: Whaling. Okay, do we have an audio where we don't
Speaker 1: have it? What kind of research has done on this show?
Speaker 2: I know I did the research.
Speaker 4: I actually found that it's not available for public consumption.
Speaker 5: Okay, So it is available, it's just not available for us.
Speaker 2: A private person like an owner.
Speaker 4: Somebody owns it locked an area fifty what maybe or
Speaker 4: area whatever fifteen in Vegas. So another night it is
Speaker 4: all within the same time period, cops are called and
Speaker 4: there's five drunken men with guns in the woods and
Speaker 4: they're shooting at it. And they said that they saw
Speaker 4: the same creature in the bushes.
Speaker 1: What were they doing in those bushes? Sounds like somebody
Speaker 1: was cruising home. Maybe five drunk men in the bushes. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've been there before.
Speaker 2: A man with three legs, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Sis.
Speaker 4: So back to this little boy from the story earlier.
Speaker 2: The little boy later.
Speaker 4: Confessed that he didn't actually see the monster. He was
Speaker 4: teasing the man, his neighbor and the man, and also
Speaker 4: he wanted new shoes, so this was all a ruse,
Speaker 4: so he kind of he kind of came on the
Speaker 4: record making up. But people suspect that his mother maybe
Speaker 4: made him because I don't know, it's like weird when
Speaker 4: you're like saying I saw a monster and people like
Speaker 4: maybe his mom was like, tell them you didn't see
Speaker 4: a monster.
Speaker 2: People people think that my child is seeing a monster,
Speaker 2: right to send you away.
Speaker 4: So and this man like he was in trouble, like
Speaker 4: there was all the reason to believe that he was
Speaker 4: not making this up. And his kids saw there was
Speaker 4: tracks whatever, and then abruptly, the sightings just ended, and
Speaker 4: apparently there were UFO sightings around that area at that time.
Speaker 4: Some people think maybe it was somehow connected. But that's
Speaker 4: pretty much the full story.
Speaker 1: Wow do you believe it? No, not a stitch. Wow,
Speaker 1: it sounds like the kid made it up. The dad
Speaker 1: was high, and the gaze of the forest were just
Speaker 1: down for a good time.
Speaker 5: That's what it sounds like to me, doll.
Speaker 2: Of course it does to you.
Speaker 4: Well, I did a lot of research and this all
Speaker 4: took place in Illinois. Okay, and Illinois that's your first
Speaker 4: red flag?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: I just think Illinois, girl, those people Illinois together did
Speaker 1: wait with the mean game.
Speaker 4: We went to Chicago. It was freezing, Okay. Illinois is
Speaker 4: known for having big creatures like this. Really, this is
Speaker 4: not the only one. Okay, there is.
Speaker 2: An area, well there is.
Speaker 4: There is a type of monster, kind of a category
Speaker 4: of monsters that is known in the industry as an
Speaker 4: abominable snowman swamp slob, also known abbreviated ass monster.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I knew where this was going.
Speaker 4: We got yeah, and I'm gonna tell you about some
Speaker 4: of these ass monsters.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: First up, she burst onto the scene in the summer
Speaker 4: of nineteen seventy three in southwestern Illinois, when a teenage
Speaker 4: couple was making out in their car one night. She's
Speaker 4: standing at seven feet tall and weighing about three hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty pounds, with white fur covered in mud. This
Speaker 4: glamazon is known for her foul scent and her ability
Speaker 4: to let out.
Speaker 2: Blood curdling shrieks. Plug your nose and wipe your feet.
Speaker 4: It is the Murphy's Burrow mud monster.
Speaker 2: Wor I'll show you what she looks like.
Speaker 5: I can't believe this is a real segment right now.
Speaker 1: I'm living for this.
Speaker 2: This is her.
Speaker 1: Oh she's giving me kookie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's definitely hunched for the doll.
Speaker 4: But she's far from the only queen we have. We've
Speaker 4: also got this next queen. This old gal was first
Speaker 4: spotted in eighteen seventy nine when a fisherman noticed a
Speaker 4: large creature in a pond. She is a serpent like
Speaker 4: slitherer with dark green skin as large as a telephone pole.
Speaker 1: Foam.
Speaker 4: Though the pond was eventually drained that she was found in,
Speaker 4: there was never anybody that was found, but somehow, some way,
Speaker 4: she has been said to stick boats so hard that
Speaker 4: they almost tip legendary.
Speaker 2: Get your tips.
Speaker 4: Out, Mayana, Kanda, don't want nothing unless you got ponds. Hon,
Speaker 4: it's the stump pond monster.
Speaker 1: Mama, I can't even take this might be her.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: This is just she's giving me anaconda, but definitely anaconda light.
Speaker 1: Yeah, j Lo better watch out.
Speaker 4: And we got one last one, Okay, bringing up to
Speaker 4: the stage. It's she was first sighted in nineteen sixty
Speaker 4: three in northwestern Harrisburg, Illinois, when an eleven year old
Speaker 4: boy ran to police claiming that a monster was on
Speaker 4: the loose. She has been seen walking on two legs
Speaker 4: and four legs versatility. She's reported to have an ant
Speaker 4: eater like snout. She's not afraid of humans, and she
Speaker 4: will walk right up to you, so hide your aunts
Speaker 4: because she will eat It is the tuttle Bottoms monster.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think I know her, the tuttle's bottom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've met her before. Let me see this picture. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I met her the tuttle vibe. I've seen her before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she likes to hang around us Silver Lake.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's one of those Echo Park dolls.
Speaker 4: So those are just a couple of ass monsters as monsters.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually, to be fair, the the pond stump pod monster
Speaker 4: is not technically an ass monster.
Speaker 2: I liked her, so I let her say.
Speaker 1: You just slipped her into the category.
Speaker 2: I slipped her into the category.
Speaker 5: Well tens across the board.
Speaker 2: That was excellent, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I had no idea we were going into such a
Speaker 1: fear segment, and I really got my life.
Speaker 2: What did you expect?
Speaker 1: It was everything to me.
Speaker 2: You want to talk about a UFO from your home state.
Speaker 1: From Texas, from Texas, from Texas ass double dollar sign
Speaker 1: as monsters? No, so tell me, tell me, tell me
Speaker 1: the tea.
Speaker 2: Okay, I will, okay.
Speaker 4: This one is known as the Stephenville UFO case.
Speaker 2: The year was two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: The fucking background music right now is too much for me.
Speaker 4: This took place in the small town of Stevensville, Texas.
Speaker 2: It's known as the dairy capital of Texas.
Speaker 4: And one night a UFO got low low low low.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: That was it.
Speaker 2: That was it.
Speaker 4: So over thirty residents of this small town.
Speaker 2: I saw this UFO getting lo lo lo lo low.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: They saw what happened, girl. They said it was gigantic.
Speaker 4: A pilot named Steve Allen was camping with some friends.
Speaker 2: Now, this is a pilot, Okay, he knows things up
Speaker 2: in the sky.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 4: He's with some friends camping and he described it as
Speaker 4: a mile long and half a mile wide.
Speaker 2: Can you believe that a UFO a mile long?
Speaker 1: No, I really can't. Is that like a football field
Speaker 1: or like half a football field?
Speaker 2: No, that's like, No, a football field is not a mile.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I thought I ran around the track in high school
Speaker 1: and that was like a mile.
Speaker 2: Oh but not.
Speaker 5: Math was never my strong suit.
Speaker 4: So he said that it was traveling at an amazing
Speaker 4: speed without making any sound. He said that he saw
Speaker 4: an arch shape turn into a vertical shape, and then
Speaker 4: it split and formed into two and then it just
Speaker 4: he says, turned into just fire and it was gone.
Speaker 4: A city councilman said that the witnesses are not used
Speaker 4: to this kind of thing, and they are not crazy
Speaker 4: UFO nuts. And I found a video allegedly from this sighting.
Speaker 1: No, you know, I love videos. Let me see.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know that's one thing I know about you.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm a visual learner. I need to see it
Speaker 1: to believe it. That's it over there.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's a two thousand and eight video, but
Speaker 4: that's big and bright at nighttime.
Speaker 1: Well, honey, it's Texas, and you know what they say
Speaker 1: about Texas. The stars at night are big and bright,
Speaker 1: deep in the hard of Texas.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, wait, I have an idea.
Speaker 2: This is a news report.
Speaker 1: Did you just unplug my mic? Now, fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: This is a news report from that time.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Stephenville, Texas is a typical American small town. The folks
Speaker 3: here are proud of their high school's football team and
Speaker 3: proud to be the number one dairy county in the state.
Speaker 3: Stephenville may be typical, but what's happening in the skies
Speaker 3: above it is a whole nother story.
Speaker 1: It kind of is the talk of the town right now.
Speaker 3: Angela Joiner is a reporter with the town's newspaper. She's
Speaker 3: now on the strangest and possibly the biggest story of
Speaker 3: her life. For days, people have been emailing and calling
Speaker 3: the newsroom saying they've seen a UFO.
Speaker 1: It was very intense, brightline.
Speaker 4: I keep hearing that over and over and over, and
Speaker 4: they spanned a wide area.
Speaker 2: It's so fast. When it took off, you know, and
Speaker 2: it made not a sound.
Speaker 3: Ricky Cerell's was deer hunting in these woods when he says,
Speaker 3: the UFO stopped and hovered just over his head.
Speaker 1: And I did dis like this, and I can see it,
Speaker 1: and if you look at the trees, you know it's
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 2: I mean it's three foot up right here.
Speaker 3: Crell's thought about shooting at the object, but didn't want
Speaker 3: to start an interstellar war, so we lowered its gun
Speaker 3: and high tailed it back to the house. He still
Speaker 3: isn't sure what he saw.
Speaker 2: I would like to think that it was man maiden.
Speaker 2: I would like to think that to know that I don't.
Speaker 1: Know it's real right here, girl? Why is it always
Speaker 1: the country bumpkins that be seeing the aliens? Though? What
Speaker 1: do you mean? Well? I was just out there with
Speaker 1: Sally in the field and we looked up we saw
Speaker 1: I just don't know, it's always the country folks that
Speaker 1: see the alien.
Speaker 4: Well, because first of all, there's no pollution in the
Speaker 4: night type out in the true there you go, hello, like,
Speaker 4: why can't a doctor see it?
Speaker 5: You know, like the.
Speaker 1: Pilot that man was a pilot, but one of the Okay,
Speaker 1: you ain't flying my plan I'm getting off that baby,
Speaker 1: because the only thing he looked like he know how
Speaker 1: to fly is the bullet into the deer's ass, little
Speaker 1: green man.
Speaker 3: According to the Mutual UFO.
Speaker 5: Network, aren't you glad?
Speaker 2: Yeah, your listeners are like, I hate you so much.
Speaker 1: I know thee asciated.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you about a couple of other things
Speaker 4: in Texas that I found Texas.
Speaker 2: I love Texas stories.
Speaker 1: Texas, it goes Florida and then Texas. Do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like Florida is the kookia.
Speaker 4: Texas is huge, So like that's true some of these stories. Okay,
Speaker 4: there's the story around San Antonio area. This is from
Speaker 4: Collar Times, No Collar and sounds very.
Speaker 1: Reputable, a publication called The Color Times very reputable.
Speaker 4: So they say that in nineteen seventy five, on Halloween
Speaker 4: at this nightclub, this handsome young man and all white,
Speaker 4: goes into the club and he's a talented dancer and
Speaker 4: all the ladies are going crazy for him.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is not a place called El Cameron.
Speaker 4: And as the evening's going on, things take a horrific
Speaker 4: turn when one of his dancing partners look down at
Speaker 4: his feet.
Speaker 2: They scream in terror.
Speaker 4: Break free of his grip, and they point downwards, and
Speaker 4: patrons gasp and shriek as they noticed that his toes
Speaker 4: had transformed into long clawed chicken feet.
Speaker 5: Girl, that's a lie.
Speaker 4: Chicken feet, chicken feet, man. No, so some say that
Speaker 4: so now there's here's a little bit of debate. Others
Speaker 4: say that it with goat hooves.
Speaker 5: Oh, girl, you see, this is the game of telephone.
Speaker 1: Somebody told it was chicken feet, Now it's goat hooves
Speaker 1: and girl.
Speaker 4: Either way, people believe that it was actual the devil,
Speaker 4: And after an uncomfortable silence, the man dashed into the
Speaker 4: men's room and supposedly vanished out of a window. When
Speaker 4: he left, there was a cloud of smoke and a
Speaker 4: strong sulfuric smell.
Speaker 1: Well, do you know, you know, I do believe that
Speaker 1: the sulfur is tied into the extraterrestrial. I think he
Speaker 1: had a farm. Well that too, he really had to go.
Speaker 5: But I do believe that sulfur smell.
Speaker 1: Isn't it tied into the.
Speaker 2: Extra People say, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Believe that extras out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: People say that that's a demon smell. Really, I mean
Speaker 4: they say that demons smell that way, not that that smell.
Speaker 1: Sometimes my shower be smelling real sulfurrick, So don't be
Speaker 1: telling me that's no demon up in my shower. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it's a happy water ghost.
Speaker 2: It smells like a demon.
Speaker 1: It might be so.
Speaker 4: Throughout the years, the building has changed. It is now closed,
Speaker 4: but people still smell the sulfur lingering.
Speaker 1: You See, So.
Speaker 2: You don't believe that there was a man with chicken feet.
Speaker 1: No, that part I don't believe goat hooves. No, No,
Speaker 1: you're no fun. I told you I'm not.
Speaker 5: That sounds like you really want to have me back
Speaker 5: up on your show.
Speaker 1: You don't want to believe.
Speaker 4: Okay, what about the old fang baby of old Pear
Speaker 4: Sol Road.
Speaker 1: Fang bang, I can get into it. Let's hear, let's hear.
Speaker 2: Fang baby, Oh fank baby.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well I don't know about all that.
Speaker 2: Babies are already.
Speaker 1: Crazy to me.
Speaker 4: I told you in nineteen sixty a group of friends
Speaker 4: we're driving home late at night on old Pear Sal
Speaker 4: Road after a night of drinking.
Speaker 2: The driver suddenly swerved.
Speaker 1: See again, Once you say stuff like after a night
Speaker 1: of drinking, girl, we're supposed to take these people serious.
Speaker 1: They were drinking. Yes, okay, why not?
Speaker 4: So the driver suddenly, I mean and now again, I
Speaker 4: don't encourage people to drink a drive.
Speaker 1: No, please don't duy. It was not worth it cost
Speaker 1: me ten thousand dollars. Don't know how to breathalyzer, or
Speaker 1: just don't do it. Mary uber is of existing for
Speaker 1: a reason.
Speaker 2: Did you see a fang baby?
Speaker 1: I did not see a fang bang fang baby.
Speaker 2: I can't say it.
Speaker 4: Okay baby, So the driver suddenly swerves and landed into
Speaker 4: the landed the vehicle and brush off the shoulder of
Speaker 4: the road. He thought he saw a toddler wearing a
Speaker 4: white shirt and a diaper with a bloody mouth. The
Speaker 4: friends argued about whether the baby was in the street
Speaker 4: or not, but the driver insisted it wasn't and he
Speaker 4: drove home. The next day, the driver decided to return
Speaker 4: to the area to do some further investigating to see
Speaker 4: what he thought was what he saw was real. While
Speaker 4: he was on the road, he got a flat tire.
Speaker 4: It was so badly damaged that he did not notice
Speaker 4: two puncture marks on it the fang baby. After changing
Speaker 4: the tire, he returned inside his car, grabbed a beer
Speaker 4: out of his cooler. Here we go with the drinking,
Speaker 4: a kick, a sip, and then he dozed off. He
Speaker 4: was awakened when he felt a sharp pain on the
Speaker 4: side of his neck. There was a toddler, the one
Speaker 4: that he saw the night before, standing on his lap
Speaker 4: with blood dripping out of its mouth.
Speaker 1: And now he's in a sane asylum.
Speaker 2: Fang Baby, you don't believe in fang Baby?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could believe it. Yeah, yeah, I could believe
Speaker 1: that was well. I just think kids are evil, so
Speaker 1: I could just see an evil kid. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it actually had fangs, but I could see a
Speaker 1: kid biting a man.
Speaker 2: Sure, I love fang baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you give me that vibe. Okay, let's She's like, please,
Speaker 1: let there be one story this bitchful believe it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do one more.
Speaker 1: It's got to be something where they aren't drunk and
Speaker 1: there can't be creatures and you know tales.
Speaker 2: Okay, the Lake Worth Monster.
Speaker 1: Well, you know how I feel about the lakes and
Speaker 1: the ocean, so I'm already I'm on board.
Speaker 5: It's buckled.
Speaker 4: The goat man legend didn't occur until just the goat Man.
Speaker 1: What I tell you about all these half creatures half man's.
Speaker 2: Nay is what I have to say to you.
Speaker 5: Tell this fucking story, bitch.
Speaker 2: So the goat man.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 4: This legend did not happen until July of nineteen sixty nine,
Speaker 4: when local citizens of Fort Worth, very close to my home,
Speaker 4: reported that they saw a creature that looked like a
Speaker 4: half man, half goat with fur and it had scales.
Speaker 4: Newspapers in the area reported the alleged sightings, including one
Speaker 4: where the monster landed on a man's car after jumping
Speaker 4: out of a tree, and another where it threw an
Speaker 4: automobile tire at a group of people. Sang baby tired,
Speaker 4: Alan plaster plastered. He's not, but he was the first
Speaker 4: to photograph the alleged creature. The same year, newspapers published
Speaker 4: it and locals headed to the lake at night to
Speaker 4: try and get a glimpse of the Lake Worth monster.
Speaker 2: Look at this, let.
Speaker 1: Me see it, girl, That leg a piece of LNT.
Speaker 1: That's the goat man.
Speaker 5: You believe that, like truly you believe that?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think you have to say that because this
Speaker 1: is your podcast, Local investigat pleasure again and tell me
Speaker 1: you believe that.
Speaker 2: There was no evidence found in the area.
Speaker 4: Legend cos that if you're on the lake in the evening,
Speaker 4: listen carefully and you will hear its cries waiting to
Speaker 4: shriek at the most opportune time. So if you if
Speaker 4: I told you to go there all night, would you go? No?
Speaker 1: I told you I'm not inviting this shit into my
Speaker 1: life because if it is real, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be around it. But I have to miss that picture
Speaker 1: looks not great. That looks suspicious.
Speaker 2: It was nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, that's better than two thousand and eight video
Speaker 1: footage because that should have been Okay, we had iPhones
Speaker 1: by then.
Speaker 2: But here, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It looks like his girlfriend put on a little sheet
Speaker 1: and went outside and they took a picture girl, and
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, we got.
Speaker 2: The goat man. Okay. You want to hear about a
Speaker 2: haunted doll on.
Speaker 1: eBay, Okay, I can get into this.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: This is a doll currently for sale, and her name
Speaker 4: is She.
Speaker 2: Hasn't been bought yet, No, but she could be.
Speaker 1: She's like you and me.
Speaker 2: If you want me to buy her.
Speaker 1: Pending, this is her, No, I don't want it.
Speaker 2: This is Cassandra.
Speaker 1: She's got a que little outfit on though. I like
Speaker 1: that pinstrike.
Speaker 4: She's not streat at pictures. No, this picture. She's definitely
Speaker 4: laid back. She's definitely literally laying with.
Speaker 1: Her mind, her money and her money on her mind.
Speaker 2: Exactly. Well, she is up for sale right now. Okay,
Speaker 2: how much.
Speaker 1: Is she running for? What's her nightly fee?
Speaker 4: Hang on a second, let me make sure out got
Speaker 4: it wrong. That was not Cassandra. I apologize, Oh that
Speaker 4: was Nico.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: Nico is currently going for sixty three dollars and ninety
Speaker 4: nine cents.
Speaker 1: And what do they say about miss Nico or mister
Speaker 1: Nico or a non binary act?
Speaker 2: We don't. I don't. I think it's it's a he,
Speaker 2: it says, Okay, okay, it says.
Speaker 4: Nico has often communicated that he died after he was
Speaker 4: petting a horse on his dad's farm and it kicked him.
Speaker 4: He does not like horses, so if you have one,
Speaker 4: do not adopt Nico. Nico is hilarious and he always
Speaker 4: makes jokes about horses. Nico he likes glue because it's
Speaker 4: made of horses, and he also likes to be around
Speaker 4: drinking and weed, so he should go to a better
Speaker 4: home where weed is possibly decriminalized or legal, and a
Speaker 4: home with someone who also drinks from time to time.
Speaker 4: Nico is a party animal and really likes girls as well.
Speaker 4: Nico loves to talk and play. He is very active
Speaker 4: and a positive spirit, but he falls over a lot,
Speaker 4: especially when he is high or drunk, and he communicates
Speaker 4: very effectively by all viable methods.
Speaker 1: Is that the literal description on eBay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, sixty three dollars ninety nine cents.
Speaker 2: That's why he was laying like that, because he was drunk. Okay,
Speaker 2: you passive.
Speaker 1: To see the common theme here, right, I don't have
Speaker 1: to keep pointing it out.
Speaker 2: That the doll was drunk.
Speaker 1: Sounds like people are drunk when they're seeing this stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I think someone who was inebriated
Speaker 1: wrote that eBay description.
Speaker 2: I bought this for you. Would you bring it into
Speaker 2: your house?
Speaker 4: Sure you would, just to prove you say you don't
Speaker 4: want to welcome this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't. But if you paid the sixty three dollars
Speaker 1: a girl, I would do it for a night, just
Speaker 1: for a joke, for a night for a joe, for
Speaker 1: a joke. Yeah, like ooh, spooky doll and then the
Speaker 1: minute something might actually have happened, i'd free you. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do it. What am I gonna do with
Speaker 1: that after a night?
Speaker 5: Girl, give it to someone else who doesn't believe.
Speaker 2: No, if you, if I buy it for you, it's yours.
Speaker 1: I'm not keeping that shit. Girl. I ain't got room.
Speaker 5: I live in a small bungalow.
Speaker 1: I don't have.
Speaker 2: Space for creepy Nico Chicken.
Speaker 1: Although it said it was interested in it said it
Speaker 1: was interested in women who get high.
Speaker 5: So maybe we could relate to one another.
Speaker 2: Your chicken feeder show in what I told you.
Speaker 1: I believe, but I'm not welcoming it. For God, you
Speaker 1: buy it for yourself and put it in your own
Speaker 1: damn house.
Speaker 2: I'm sober.
Speaker 1: Then I would hate you.
Speaker 4: I don't need this enabler around. Okay, you want to
Speaker 4: hear some ghost voices, don't look.
Speaker 1: Wait you're gonna do the voices, or we're gonna hear
Speaker 1: actual audio clips.
Speaker 2: You just look.
Speaker 5: I didn't see it, hun.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is what I do on every single episode,
Speaker 4: including the other time you were on this few places ago.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I like this cart.
Speaker 4: It's evp.
Speaker 1: Or ev pase Let love it.
Speaker 2: Do you know do you remember what EVP stands.
Speaker 1: For elevated no variant puss. No, what does that even mean?
Speaker 1: What does any of this shit mean? You got chicken
Speaker 1: feet and high babies and fang teeth talls and I mean.
Speaker 5: Girl, fang baby.
Speaker 1: Was it really five years ago when I was lost
Speaker 1: to this button?
Speaker 2: It wasn't that long.
Speaker 1: I was like, Jesus, I'm getting old. No, but I've
Speaker 1: done this podcast for four That is amazing.
Speaker 5: Congratulations it is no small feet chicken.
Speaker 4: Fee Okay, that's first EVP Electronic voice phenomena.
Speaker 1: Phenomena phenomena chicken fee fang baby.
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't work. This comes from Oklahoma Ghost Chasers.
Speaker 1: It's real.
Speaker 4: They have a great YouTube channel. I love their EVPs.
Speaker 4: I don't know exactly where this place is, but they
Speaker 4: say it's from their their Pink House investigation. So some
Speaker 4: house that was pink and has a ghost in it
Speaker 4: is where they captured this voice.
Speaker 2: Tell me what it's saying.
Speaker 1: You're kidding me right.
Speaker 2: More time. That's not what they think it's.
Speaker 1: Tell me.
Speaker 2: I think this is a really good one.
Speaker 1: Don't eat me. What is it saying?
Speaker 2: That's not what they.
Speaker 4: Think is that A Hey, Tony, B, do not leave,
Speaker 4: C get away from me? Or D Tuna please.
Speaker 1: I think it's tuna. Please let me hear it again.
Speaker 1: No again, don't leave, do not leave? Yeah, do not leave.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Yeah, okay, here's another one. So wait,
Speaker 1: what's the ed? What do they think it said? Do
Speaker 1: not leave? Oh? I got the right answer, he did.
Speaker 1: I'm so good at this game. I love it.
Speaker 4: Okay, the next one, same YouTube channel. I don't know
Speaker 4: what the location is, but.
Speaker 1: The research for this show is really the post it
Speaker 1: turn It's what.
Speaker 4: I heard, turn it, turn it up, turn it up?
Speaker 1: What are the choices? I like the multiple choice?
Speaker 4: Is it a Tina turner, B turn that off? See
Speaker 4: you better?
Speaker 1: Or D.
Speaker 4: Turn around?
Speaker 1: It has to be B. Turn it off. That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, turn that off.
Speaker 1: Turn off? I heard it, turn that off.
Speaker 2: Those are good EVPs.
Speaker 1: Those are scary. And so what the people, the people
Speaker 1: from Oklahoma go and record this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they go ghost hunting and they capture it.
Speaker 4: Since you got both of those right, I'm going to
Speaker 4: buy you that eBay doll.
Speaker 1: No thanks, girl, I'll pass. I'll pass. I'll find some
Speaker 1: other things on eBay. You can get me for sure.
Speaker 1: Maybe a spooky inspired Luke maybe.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay, let's wrap it up here. This has been fun,
Speaker 4: has it. It's been an experience.
Speaker 1: It's definitely right one for the books.
Speaker 4: She's like, it'll be another five years before we reach
Speaker 4: out to you exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna list. This is gonna be real interesting
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna list a bunch of different paranormal type stuff,
Speaker 4: and I want you to tell me what you think
Speaker 4: of it, if you have a story.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you think? Do you think mermaids are real?
Speaker 1: I do? You know? I believe in evolution, and I
Speaker 1: believe like at some point, you know, yeah, we didn't
Speaker 1: have legs and we had different bottom feeders, and so yeah,
Speaker 1: I could see there being a mermaid tale.
Speaker 4: So you need to tell me that there was a
Speaker 4: time when humans cannot put their legs overhead like a presence.
Speaker 1: I do. I don't believe in chicken feet, but like
Speaker 1: coming from a fish into a human, I could see
Speaker 1: that being real. But a chicken into a human, I
Speaker 1: just don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Also, I want to believe in mermaids, right, So that's
Speaker 1: part of it. Okay, The one to believe is everything.
Speaker 2: A person could be half fish, half human, but not.
Speaker 1: Half chicken half goat. No, none of those just fish.
Speaker 1: I told you the ocean is weird and we don't
Speaker 1: know enough about it, so I could see it.
Speaker 4: When I hear about half chicken half humans, I say.
Speaker 1: Hannie, anything is possible. Hen No, I got it, hen
Speaker 1: right chicken.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Do you think about demons? Do you believe that those
Speaker 4: are real?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do. I don't know that I believe in
Speaker 1: like demons is like the devil with a red tail
Speaker 1: and a pitchfork. But I think, like you can be
Speaker 1: your own demon to yourself, Like you can go to
Speaker 1: a really dark place and like you could be a
Speaker 1: demon to yourself.
Speaker 4: But what if someone's like, there's a demon in this house?
Speaker 4: Who's that? Do you think that's real?
Speaker 1: I do? I believe in like possession and stuff?
Speaker 2: You do?
Speaker 1: I do? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, So you think that a demonic presence can go
Speaker 4: inside of a human's body.
Speaker 1: I do, But I think you have to believe in
Speaker 1: it and welcome it. So like I think, like, you know,
Speaker 1: there's religions. Was it a Catholics that like believe in
Speaker 1: all that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think those people are going to be
Speaker 1: more susceptible to something like that happening, as opposed to
Speaker 1: somebody like me who's like, I don't believe in that.
Speaker 1: It would be harder for that demonic presence to come
Speaker 1: into me because I'm not believing in it or welcoming it,
Speaker 1: whereas someone who's a religion huh, you do.
Speaker 2: Believe in it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but not really, do you see what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm like very on the fence. I'm very Switzerland. But
Speaker 1: people who like have a religion and they're like, you know,
Speaker 1: going and talking to the priests and being like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I jocked off to Mary's picture or whatever.
Speaker 1: Like those people, I could see they could maybe get
Speaker 1: the demons insadom.
Speaker 4: Okay, oh what do you think about synchronicities like just
Speaker 4: an everyday live Are you the kind of person that
Speaker 4: goes WHOA the.
Speaker 2: Fact that that happened at that time it's a sign?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Really, you don't read into any of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I believe everything happens for a reason, but I don't
Speaker 1: necessarily believe like at eleven eleven, I got lucky with
Speaker 1: this audition and that was No. I don't think I
Speaker 1: believe that.
Speaker 4: Okay, you believe everything happens for a reason. I do,
Speaker 4: absolutely No, I do too, But people love to tell me, well,
Speaker 4: then that means bad things happen for a reason.
Speaker 1: I do believe that.
Speaker 2: That gets tricky for me. Really.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think that it's my business knowing
Speaker 4: the reason for everything me either.
Speaker 1: I don't need to know why. I just know it
Speaker 1: does happen for a reason. And I think usually bad
Speaker 1: things happen for us to learn from them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Okay, what do you think about past lives?
Speaker 1: Definitely believe in it?
Speaker 2: You do?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 5: I believe in reincarnation for sure.
Speaker 2: Do you have any idea what you to be?
Speaker 1: A gorgeous woman who was famous and like definitely did entertainment?
Speaker 1: For sure? I definitely think that's like in my long
Speaker 1: line of soul life.
Speaker 2: H do you think you were a chicken lady at
Speaker 2: one point?
Speaker 5: No, maybe a bearded lady, but not a chicken lady.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is kind of an interesting thought. Well, it
Speaker 1: kind of goes back to what I was saying too
Speaker 1: about how energy can't be created or destroyed. So I
Speaker 1: definitely believe in this idea that like when we die,
Speaker 1: our energy, our presence, our soul is recycled.
Speaker 2: It's like a hermit crab.
Speaker 4: Like the soul is like do you ever see like
Speaker 4: a hermit crab and it's like.
Speaker 1: All of a suden le's you with weird feet?
Speaker 4: Just listen, Okay, you ever see it's so sad like
Speaker 4: a hermit crab, But it's like in a seven up
Speaker 4: can or like it's it had to find a new shell,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like it was done with
Speaker 4: its old house and moved into.
Speaker 2: A new one.
Speaker 1: This show is fucking weird.
Speaker 4: But I feel like the hermit crab is our soul
Speaker 4: and it goes like we go into a new shell. Okay,
Speaker 4: I see the metaphors happening now, yeah, yeah, can you
Speaker 4: get what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And right now I'm in the old empty seven up
Speaker 4: cup can.
Speaker 1: And I'm in voss yeah like a shell. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely know. I really do believe in past lives.
Speaker 1: I definitely believe in reincarnation. I definitely believe that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been I've been here before for sure. I think
Speaker 1: dejah vous reel.
Speaker 4: Now dejah vou I think is kind of like synchronicities Okay,
Speaker 4: so you have moments where you're like I already.
Speaker 1: Did this, yep, or like the whole double life idea.
Speaker 1: I kind of see that too, Like what is that called, you.
Speaker 2: Know, being on the down low?
Speaker 1: No, No, it's like a scientific name for it. And
Speaker 1: quantum quantum theory, quantum physics, okay, yeah, where there's like
Speaker 1: two of us right, like we're like split and there's
Speaker 1: like another solar system where someone like yeah, I could
Speaker 1: see stuff like that being real. Yeah, okay, And so
Speaker 1: I think maybe that's sometimes what dajav was happening is
Speaker 1: like maybe the other you has done that before or
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, yeah, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: That kind of goes along with time travel.
Speaker 5: Do you think I don't know.
Speaker 1: I want it to be possible. I want it to
Speaker 1: be possible, but I don't know that I think it is.
Speaker 2: Would you want a time travel.
Speaker 5: Absolutely where nineteen twenties?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I feel like I want to have a fingerwave
Speaker 1: and a fingerwave moonshine and a little speakeasy vibe and yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Just always feel like it would be not as fun
Speaker 4: like it would be for some I'm always like what
Speaker 4: would I eat?
Speaker 2: Like I was like the food would be discussed.
Speaker 1: Why is the food in the nineteen twenties disgusting?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm like vegan pretty much.
Speaker 1: Well, then you're already eating disgusting.
Speaker 4: Now I eat great food. Panda Express makes vegan food.
Speaker 1: That last night. What did you eat? That was vegan?
Speaker 4: The orange chicken they make beyond Chien, right right right,
Speaker 4: it's so good, sire good. They didn't have that in
Speaker 4: the twenties. No, they haven't in the twenty twenties, the
Speaker 4: nineteen twenties. I would go back there. They'd be trying
Speaker 4: to feed me some mayonnaise all over a beef steak
Speaker 4: dripped in milk.
Speaker 2: What did they eat back then?
Speaker 1: Girl, I don't know, but I don't think they get
Speaker 1: a noog what?
Speaker 4: I don't know, but that's I know that they didn't
Speaker 4: have Panda Express orange chicken beyond.
Speaker 1: Hey, if you're happy in the now, I support you.
Speaker 2: But good for you.
Speaker 4: I'm going to see like the shining, you know, the
Speaker 4: shining of course, I'm going to see like a picture
Speaker 4: and it's going to beat you, like there's like a
Speaker 4: crowd of people behind you.
Speaker 2: In the twenties, like, oh, she made it, you know,
Speaker 2: you made it? Back to the twenties.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just think it would be cool.
Speaker 1: Like I would love to go to the sixties too.
Speaker 1: I think that would be so fun.
Speaker 2: The sixties.
Speaker 1: Hey mama, welcome to the sixties.
Speaker 2: I think the food would be a little bit better.
Speaker 5: What is with you and the food in the time?
Speaker 2: First of all, the time travel is gonna be exhausting.
Speaker 5: Right, it's probably gonna take a lot out your botle.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go there, I'm gonna be starving. What am
Speaker 2: I gonna eat?
Speaker 1: A cracker?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Cheese?
Speaker 2: I don't eat cheese.
Speaker 5: Some nut cheese.
Speaker 2: They didn't have that. Yes, they probably did some weird
Speaker 2: hippie shit, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure the.
Speaker 5: Sixties they had nut cheese.
Speaker 1: Trust, then may talk about nut cheese. It's actually not bad.
Speaker 1: I've had it. Cashew was like made out of cashew. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not cheese, but it was good.
Speaker 2: It's not cheese, it's not cheese, it's nut cheese.
Speaker 1: It's not cho.
Speaker 2: Well, laganja, what a high note to end on? Am
Speaker 2: I saying that? Right?
Speaker 4: This was uh trual? It was what confrontational?
Speaker 5: Did you like that?
Speaker 2: It was uncomfortable?
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 5: I love making comedians uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: That's like truly my favorite thing.
Speaker 4: You you make people uncomfortable for a living.
Speaker 5: You talk about those stories.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you made people scared in their car on the
Speaker 1: way to work. So it's only fair that I switch
Speaker 1: it up and get your backed all.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're ridiculous. Well what do you have
Speaker 4: going on? Where people are going to go see you?
Speaker 1: Where are people are gonna ghost to see me? I
Speaker 1: see what you did there? That was funny, that was cute. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm all over the place these days.
Speaker 4: I am working so busy. I tried fifteen times, I
Speaker 4: know to get you on. The reason that it's taken
Speaker 4: so long is because I asked you the week after
Speaker 4: you first came on this podcast three years ago to
Speaker 4: come on here, and I have been trying since that day.
Speaker 5: No, that's a lie. That's a lie.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're a fit being.
Speaker 2: You're telling me about that long?
Speaker 1: You're telling a chicken tail. I yes, I'm busy. I
Speaker 1: am working on several projects right now. The one I'm
Speaker 1: most excited about is called Misstep. It's a brand new
Speaker 1: original musical that's hopefully going to Broadway in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: What It's about a transgender woman who at the beginning
Speaker 1: of the musical goes to her father, a stranged father's funeral,
Speaker 1: and finds out that the reason he was estrange is
Speaker 1: that he was actually gay, and that he was like
Speaker 1: this incredible aerobics teacher and that he was going to
Speaker 1: do this one competition and at the very end he
Speaker 1: chickened out pun intended, And so she creates her own
Speaker 1: team of misfits of non binary, gay trans individuals and
Speaker 1: they go to compete in this competition and try to
Speaker 1: win it for him. So I am co choreographer on this.
Speaker 1: I'm working with a guy by the name of Connor Gallagher.
Speaker 1: He worked on the Tony nominated musical Beetlejuice and did
Speaker 1: the actual choreography for that. So it's a very big deal,
Speaker 1: very excited. We're straddling in between two different playhouses, the
Speaker 1: Village Theater out in Issaqua, which is right outside of
Speaker 1: Ceatle and Playwrights, which is a very famous show house
Speaker 1: in New York. So I'm very excited about that project
Speaker 1: because choreography is like my real passion. As much as
Speaker 1: I love dragging and all of that, choreo was like
Speaker 1: what I was really I feel born to do so.
Speaker 1: While the first beta performance, which is sort of a
Speaker 1: you know, a semi fully realized production, we'll have costumes
Speaker 1: in set, but it'll be very minimal. It will be
Speaker 1: in Seattle, opening up on February twelfth, so that will
Speaker 1: be our soft launch, if you will. And then hopefully,
Speaker 1: if that goes well, we attract the attention of some
Speaker 1: commercial buyers, and then hopefully we do an off Broadway
Speaker 1: and then eventually, you know, a Broadway.
Speaker 2: That's so great.
Speaker 5: So I'm really excited about that.
Speaker 1: See if I have any headshots in here. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: she wants to audition. I'm about to say there's a
Speaker 1: big lead role. We're looking for trans people. Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you gotta be able to dance. But it's a ropic
Speaker 1: cause use some It's choreography for a character. I mean,
Speaker 1: I worked with Trixy and Katia, so anything's possible. You know.
Speaker 1: The other thing I'm working on is my new album,
Speaker 1: well EP. It's a new EP called Daily Basis, which
Speaker 1: will hopefully be dropping in the beginning of next year.
Speaker 1: Very excited about that. I'm really going to try to
Speaker 1: focus on the music next year. I've decided that I am,
Speaker 1: you know, just over being hired to perform two songs
Speaker 1: in a meet and greet. It's just not really fulfilling
Speaker 1: to me anymore. So I want to be taken serious
Speaker 1: as a musical artist. You know, people like Kim Petras
Speaker 1: have really inspired me to believe in myself as a
Speaker 1: musical artist. So I'm going to try to start doing
Speaker 1: like full thirty minute sets and travel with two dancers,
Speaker 1: and you know that's how you book me now. So
Speaker 1: your music is so good, thanks, I think so too,
Speaker 1: you know. I think of all the drag race girls,
Speaker 1: mine definitely is in the top ten and stands out
Speaker 1: as real music. You know. I try to make things
Speaker 1: that are fun and gay, but that are also like
Speaker 1: pop music, like real music. So looking forward to that.
Speaker 1: And then I guess my other thing that I'm super
Speaker 1: excited about is just coming back to this podcast and
Speaker 1: talk more things spooky, scary, and maybe having a ghost
Speaker 1: sighting so that I can come back on and be
Speaker 1: like one of these I don't believe. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: I just did the Work the World tour this year,
Speaker 1: and we did travel to a lot of supposedly haunted theaters.
Speaker 1: Nothing ever really happened to me. But where I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll love our girl. There the fox in Atlanta, that
Speaker 1: one's supposed to be haunted. Who who knows?
Speaker 2: Do any of the queens have ghost stories?
Speaker 1: No? No, wow, But there's always another day and another doll.
Speaker 4: Yes, and there is a doll that's up for sale
Speaker 4: sixty dollars Nico Nico.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're looking for a.
Speaker 1: Door, you know. I'll let that teeter in my mind.
Speaker 2: I'll let you know because they say the dolls are living.
Speaker 1: Well if she gets high, you know, like I said,
Speaker 1: I may, I maybe I maybe could entertain it.
Speaker 2: Well, Laganda.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately we can't use any of the last five minutes
Speaker 4: of this recording.
Speaker 2: Thank you for doing that. I'll see you sometime soon.
Speaker 1: Love you the most all what bye you guys.
Speaker 4: Thank you to Lagonda Astraja. Go check out everything she does.
Speaker 2: She's amazing.
Speaker 4: Anyway, are you subscribed or following the show on Spotify,
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Speaker 2: Rate it five stars?
Speaker 4: Please send me ghost Stories in a five star review
Speaker 4: or email me at ghosted by Roz at gmail dot com.
Speaker 4: Find my Patreon link in the description of this episode
Speaker 4: cameo Christmas time. If you want me to do one.
Speaker 4: It's I think it's still Ros dress Fellows on cameo.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure. I think the links in my Instagram bio.
Speaker 1: Anyway. I love you all, both living and dead.
Speaker 4: But if I didn't ask you to haunt me, don't
Speaker 4: haunt me.
Speaker 2: Hey bye.
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