1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: On the beck Dol Cast, the questions asked if movies 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 1: have women in um, are all their discussions just boyfriends 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:11,640 Speaker 1: and husbands or do they have individualism? The patriarchy? Zef 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:19,959 Speaker 1: invest start changing it with the Bechdel Cast. Oh yeah, baby, groovy? 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: Do I make you Horney? I'm the girl that gets horny? Hello, 6 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 1: and welcome to the Bechtel Cast. My name is Caitlin Darante. 7 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: My name is Jamie loft Tost, and we have a 8 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 1: podcast about the representation of women in movies, and we 9 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: use the Bechdel test as a jumping off point. And that, 10 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: of course, is a media metric created by cartoonist Alison Bechtel, 11 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 1: sometimes called the Bechtel Wallace test, and it requires that 12 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 1: two female identifying characters with names talk to each other 13 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: about something other than a man. Can we test it 14 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 1: really quick? Yeah? Baby? Okay, this question will maybe not 15 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 1: seem immediately relevant, but maybe we'll a little later in 16 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: the show. Okay, Hey, Caitlin, Yeah, Jamie, have you seen Bombshell? Yes? 17 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: I have seen Bombshell and I know what the connection is, 18 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 1: but I won't spoil it. Stan passes yes, Yes, so 19 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: today this movie is not about bombshell. Today's movie is 20 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: about a man, an international man of mystery. If you will. Um, 21 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: we're covering the Austin Powers movie, focusing on the first one. 22 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: Although I embarrassingly watched the entire trilogy and have some 23 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 1: things to say. But why we're in a quarantine. We 24 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: I have What else am I gonna do? Here's the thing. 25 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: I feel like bad movies in the quarantine. We still 26 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: we don't have to watch them. That's true, I do. 27 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: I mean I'm excited to talk about it though, because 28 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: I I it's my general understanding and vague knowledge that 29 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: they get worse as they go on. Is that true? Yes, 30 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: I definitely think the third one is the worst one. 31 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: Although none of them are good now, I mean, none 32 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 1: of them are well, especially especially for our purposes. Uh, 33 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: they're bad, bad, bad, bad bad bad bad spoiler alert. 34 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: But as I was doing some reading, I was reading 35 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,639 Speaker 1: through the plots, I was like, oh, these do see 36 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: them too? Uh to slip from a slippery place in 37 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:39,920 Speaker 1: the first place. Oh? Yes, indeed. Well, we've got a guest. 38 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:44,080 Speaker 1: You know where your lover quarantine guest. She's all cord out. 39 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: She is a comedian. She's the host of Let's go 40 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 1: ots Go, which is a weekly podcast and also sometimes 41 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 1: a live show when we're not in a quarantine and 42 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 1: you remember her from our Shrek episode, Never forget Shrek. 43 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: It's Otsko Okotska. Hi, why do you keep giving me 44 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: Mike Myers? Isn't it fun? It's we just did Wayne's World, 45 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: or we would have brought you on to do that 46 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: one next. Dang, well, we're not doing love Gurus so hard, 47 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 1: too hard to know what else we're gonna do. Thanks 48 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: for letting me miss out on that one. I don't 49 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 1: I don't get it. I thought it was me for 50 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: the longest time with Mike Myers. For the longest time 51 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: it was I was like, it's me, it's it's it's 52 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: because I didn't grow up here. It's because I don't 53 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: get American humor. You know, something's wrong with me. But no, no, 54 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:48,119 Speaker 1: it's something's wrong with Mike Myers, and something's wrong with 55 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: the culture. Yeah, because there's just so many movies. There's 56 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 1: so many pop culture things that you just grow up 57 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: with like an elementary school, like everyone doing at one point, 58 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: like so good, you know, from wrestling, or like everyone 59 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: doing you know, like a Jim carey voice, everyone doing 60 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 1: sucking baby from you know, uh what we're about to 61 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: talk about? What's that movie called Austin Powers and me 62 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:18,359 Speaker 1: being like I never laughed, I never even gave like 63 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:22,480 Speaker 1: a nice you know, being being polite kind of laughed 64 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: to it. So I'm glad you made you had me 65 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: rewatch it. Yes, sorry, I think you bring the freshest 66 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: possible perspective. And also we're so sorry, no, no problem. 67 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 1: It's good to review what you know, human beings were 68 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 1: capable of doing and the progress that we've made. Exactly. 69 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:47,679 Speaker 1: What's your experience with the Austin Powers, I mean this movie, 70 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: but the fran tries in general. I think I watched 71 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: it once, like a long time ago. I remember seeing 72 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,840 Speaker 1: vague like I remember seeing clips of like the one 73 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 1: Beyonce was in which everyone that was gold member gold member. Yeah, 74 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:09,280 Speaker 1: Kitten's like, I watched it yesterday, that's right. Caitlin also 75 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:14,599 Speaker 1: recently watched both National Treasures, which actually sounds like it 76 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 1: was a more fun task than this, right it was 77 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,359 Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, well, God bless National Treasure. I'm going 78 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,840 Speaker 1: to need to see that map. That's That's my only 79 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:33,599 Speaker 1: impression of Nicolas Cage spot on. But yeah, back to 80 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 1: Austin Powers, Jamie, what's your relationship with the franchise. I 81 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 1: have not really much of a relationship with this franchise. 82 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,479 Speaker 1: I'd never seen this first movie. I have no love 83 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:51,160 Speaker 1: or attachment to not to Brat, I have no lover 84 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 1: attachment to this era of SNL and like all the 85 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 1: over the top nineties guys, I just it's never I 86 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: wasn't there really for it or was like too young 87 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,039 Speaker 1: for it, and then it just has never done anything 88 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: for me. I did see gold Member at a drive 89 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:11,719 Speaker 1: through with my cousins because I really liked Beyonce, and 90 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: I remember it being one of the first movies I've 91 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 1: ever seen that like as a kid, you're like, this 92 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 1: movie is not good, you know, which is kind of 93 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: like a jarring you feel like of like an intellectual 94 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 1: master because you're like, wait, every it's like that John 95 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 1: mulaney sketch where it's like every movie is the best 96 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:35,600 Speaker 1: movie it kid has ever seen. This was maybe my 97 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,839 Speaker 1: first movie where I'm like, this was not my favorite movie, 98 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 1: and just like the first time, I actively remember like 99 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:48,159 Speaker 1: recognizing that Beyonce deserved better. Um. So I have no 100 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 1: attachment to this franchise. I don't really give a funk 101 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 1: about Mike Myers outside of Shrek, and that's on me. 102 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:59,359 Speaker 1: So Caitlyn, what's your history with this franchise? I embarrassingly 103 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 1: used to love these movies, No shame, thank you. I 104 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 1: saw the first two when they came out. So when 105 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:13,160 Speaker 1: I was eleven in and the first Austin Powers movie 106 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 1: came out like the demo, like I was the and 107 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 1: then the second one came out two years later, I 108 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 1: was thirteen. I still did not have very refined taste 109 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:27,520 Speaker 1: in cinema, so I also loved that movie. By the 110 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 1: time the third one came out, I feel like I 111 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:33,120 Speaker 1: had outgrown the franchise. And I did not see that 112 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 1: one ever until I watched it like two days ago. 113 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:41,680 Speaker 1: But I saw the first two multiple times. I used 114 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:46,120 Speaker 1: to quote them constantly. My mom and I to each 115 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: other would say, um, how about no Scott, like times 116 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 1: a day. These were a big part of my you know, 117 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 1: tween years. I guess, yeah, I didn't even realize that 118 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: Green is in this movie. I didn't. He's every like 119 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 1: he's my boss, and I was like, oh, he's every 120 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 1: movie that came out in this span of five years. 121 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,760 Speaker 1: And it's so funny, Like there the doctor Evil Scott scenes. 122 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 1: They work for me still for the most part. Yeah, 123 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:22,280 Speaker 1: there there's some funny stuff there. And ultimately, I mean 124 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: and that for me like ticks the box of all movies, 125 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,960 Speaker 1: which is that ultimately this is a movie about fathers 126 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:34,720 Speaker 1: and sons, and so this movie is no exception. He 127 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: might have been the only one that was close to 128 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:41,440 Speaker 1: how the viewers are feeling. Yea, his character, his character 129 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: being like the outside voice being like you suck, I 130 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,240 Speaker 1: hate you. You know. I do love that scene where 131 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 1: he's like, why don't you just shoot him? Like like 132 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 1: that's pretty funny. Yeah, I resented this movie for making 133 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: me laugh a little bit. I did an l O 134 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,079 Speaker 1: L once. I I was, I just I still didn't 135 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,520 Speaker 1: get it. I was just like why and why three? 136 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,280 Speaker 1: Why three is a good question, you know what I 137 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,959 Speaker 1: mean that that's so much money. It's so so so 138 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 1: much money, and I know I get it. It's very quotable. 139 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,080 Speaker 1: I can see it. It's very catchy. You know, it's 140 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 1: very like the brand. They know the brand very well. 141 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,079 Speaker 1: But yeah, I wasn't I wasn't mad. I was more 142 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,960 Speaker 1: just like I don't get it. I didn't and I 143 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,280 Speaker 1: didn't get like the ace venturas and stuff. So again 144 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 1: maybe it's me. I don't get it. I don't get masked. 145 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 1: I don't know. But well, like I grew up on 146 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: a lot of slapstick, you know, but it was when 147 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,400 Speaker 1: it came to like Western slapstick, it was like I 148 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:46,280 Speaker 1: love Lucy, you know, Charlie Chaplin, like you know, things 149 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:49,880 Speaker 1: that were like a hundred years old. But even with 150 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:53,240 Speaker 1: like Japanese comedy, you know, the slapstick, I feel like 151 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,320 Speaker 1: it was still like sticking to the old formula. So 152 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,160 Speaker 1: it was more reminiscent of like Charlie Chaplin type or 153 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:05,280 Speaker 1: Buster Keaton instead of you know whatever, like like wacky 154 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:09,839 Speaker 1: for wacky sake, Do I make you honey baby? Yeah? 155 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:14,360 Speaker 1: A lot of me two situations, you know. It was 156 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,320 Speaker 1: also like I don't know, It's like even if like 157 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,920 Speaker 1: I hadn't seen this movie, but as I was watching it, 158 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,440 Speaker 1: like I just it was so huge that like I 159 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,560 Speaker 1: feel like I had taken up a lot of it 160 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:29,800 Speaker 1: through cultural osmosis, and then most of the details that 161 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:34,400 Speaker 1: I didn't know were um, you know, horrifying. Ye can't 162 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,680 Speaker 1: wait to talk about it. I do remember I wonder 163 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,240 Speaker 1: if any listeners will remember there was an a I 164 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:44,240 Speaker 1: M chat bot that was Austin Powers themed that I 165 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 1: think it was released as a promotion for the third movie. 166 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 1: But I was in like I don't know, like maybe 167 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:53,160 Speaker 1: fourth or fifth grade, and I was at a sleepover 168 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 1: all night where like me and the other girls at 169 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,199 Speaker 1: the sleepover would write like dirty things to the Austin 170 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:04,319 Speaker 1: Powers and his it would just auto reply yeah baby, 171 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:08,440 Speaker 1: and we'd be like, Ah'd be like, You'd be like, 172 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:12,319 Speaker 1: my mom is a beach and it would be like 173 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:19,679 Speaker 1: shag Adelic class remember that right? It was. Yeah. I 174 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,680 Speaker 1: liked chat bots. They always knew their character. It was 175 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,160 Speaker 1: always consistent. It was the only consistent thing about the 176 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,520 Speaker 1: Internet at that time, you know, was chat bots would 177 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:33,920 Speaker 1: always like say three things invitation. Everything else was scary. 178 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,240 Speaker 1: You didn't even know when you would connect to the internet, 179 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 1: you know, Oh yeah, I could take hours, you don't know. Yeah, yeah, totally, 180 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:43,160 Speaker 1: but that you could count on. Speaking of Austin Powers 181 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 1: themed things, have either of you been to that Austin 182 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:51,440 Speaker 1: Power's theme pop up bar in Glendale that is still there, 183 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:54,720 Speaker 1: like over a year later. No, I've I've almost gone 184 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,600 Speaker 1: a couple of times and then I'm like, wait, I 185 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,520 Speaker 1: don't know what that is. I'm not going to go 186 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,720 Speaker 1: what Austin Power was themed bar in Glendale. What I've 187 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,320 Speaker 1: never heard this. This is a real thing. It was 188 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,240 Speaker 1: supposed to be a pop up but it I guess 189 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,880 Speaker 1: it was popular enough that people just kept going and 190 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,440 Speaker 1: that it stayed around. Obviously, it's closed now because of 191 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:15,440 Speaker 1: all the lockdowns and everything. But it's called like the 192 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:19,720 Speaker 1: Electric Pussycat or something, and it's themed after the club 193 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 1: in the first movie called the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers Club. 194 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,680 Speaker 1: And I went to it, and they have various Austin 195 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:34,000 Speaker 1: Powers like actors dressed up as Austin Powers characters. They 196 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 1: have a bunch of Austin Powers themed cocktails. Um, I 197 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:43,920 Speaker 1: think I drank one called like Horny something something Horny, 198 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:51,320 Speaker 1: I don't know, shag something. But apparently Austin Powers is 199 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:55,400 Speaker 1: still relevant enough that people were like, yeah, let's make 200 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:59,120 Speaker 1: a pop up bar in twenty nineteen for sure. I 201 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,560 Speaker 1: mean it's like all the movies I've been to, I 202 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,719 Speaker 1: guess the embarrassing pop up bars I've been to, or 203 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,679 Speaker 1: beetlejuice them. Because I wanted to see what the Scabs. 204 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:13,040 Speaker 1: Sitch was Yeah, that's fun. That that was fun. And 205 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:17,400 Speaker 1: then I went to a Big Lebowski themed bar many 206 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,440 Speaker 1: years ago where they only served white Russians, which is 207 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:25,040 Speaker 1: a funny idea but in practice very gross. R They 208 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:29,080 Speaker 1: have one in Iceland for Big Lebowski they do. Yeah, 209 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,400 Speaker 1: my friend went to in Rakovic and it was like 210 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,920 Speaker 1: white Russians too. Um it's so funny to see like 211 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,000 Speaker 1: what other cultures like really like about, like you know, 212 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:42,480 Speaker 1: which movies really spoke to them or whatever, to the 213 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:47,200 Speaker 1: point they make whole themed bar like that. Um. I Okay. 214 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,200 Speaker 1: One time I did have to do like a benefit 215 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 1: where they hired a bunch of like actors who could dance, 216 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,760 Speaker 1: so like we had to dress up in like groovy 217 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,600 Speaker 1: ware or whatever sixties like we were like, what does 218 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,720 Speaker 1: that go go? Girls? We had to learn dance moves 219 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,880 Speaker 1: and it was like rich people that we were performing 220 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:09,840 Speaker 1: for two it was like Austin Powers theme and uh 221 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 1: so in Austin Powers and impersonator kind of led us 222 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,040 Speaker 1: the whole time. And I remember at the end of 223 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,840 Speaker 1: the gig we got like twenty bucks for doing it. 224 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,720 Speaker 1: I remember at the end of the gig, I was 225 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,040 Speaker 1: like talking to the impersonator and he was like, okay, 226 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,560 Speaker 1: well I gotta go, and he valid his car but 227 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 1: he had the same exact car as Austin powers to 228 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:35,800 Speaker 1: oh my god and my mind being blown, and yeah, 229 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: his license plate was off. It was like swingers, like 230 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:43,600 Speaker 1: twelve or something, you know what I mean. But yeah, 231 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,920 Speaker 1: not all spelled out. Yeah, but I was like, oh 232 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:50,760 Speaker 1: my god. The level of commitment as an impersonator, you know, like, 233 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:55,320 Speaker 1: how far does it go? I love a good committed impersonator. 234 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,880 Speaker 1: There's nothing like him in the world. Yeah. And how 235 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,480 Speaker 1: do you feel as an personator about other impersonators you know, 236 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 1: of like the character that you do? How Yeah, how 237 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:09,040 Speaker 1: intense is the competition? How intense is the demand? I 238 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,880 Speaker 1: mean you don't really know. Yeah, I don't know. Well, 239 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 1: should we get into the recap and go from there? 240 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:21,160 Speaker 1: I suppose ha ha, let's do it. Okay. So the 241 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:26,720 Speaker 1: film opens, It's nineteen sixty seven. We meet Dr Evil. 242 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:32,440 Speaker 1: He has a very cute cat named Mr Bigglesworth and 243 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: that cat, of course, has eight nipples, and that's cafex 244 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 1: with Caitlin. He is trying to have a Dr Evil, 245 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 1: not Mr Bigglesworth. Dr Evil is trying to have Britain's 246 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:51,360 Speaker 1: top secret agent assassinated. And this man is Austin Powers. 247 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:59,400 Speaker 1: And Austin is groovy. He's Randy. All the women love him, 248 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 1: keep keep going. He's horny, baby, and he and Randy. Yes, 249 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:12,600 Speaker 1: he's horny, and he makes everyone else horny. I guess, um, 250 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: all the women love him. He meets up with Mrs Kensington, 251 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:22,440 Speaker 1: his like spy partner, and they receive a message from 252 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:27,760 Speaker 1: Basil exposition. Um hilarious. I guess that is pretty I mean, 253 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:32,200 Speaker 1: that's pretty funny. The message says that Dr Evil plans 254 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:36,800 Speaker 1: to go after Austin Powers at the club tonight. So 255 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:41,000 Speaker 1: Austin and Mrs Kensington try to stop Dr Evil there, 256 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 1: but he gets away and then cryogenically freezes himself and 257 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:50,760 Speaker 1: shoots himself into space. Right. We cut to thirty years 258 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 1: later and Dr Evil returns, and Austin Powers had also 259 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 1: offered to freeze himself if Dr Evil should ever return, 260 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:06,880 Speaker 1: so they thought out Austin Powers and partner him up 261 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:13,320 Speaker 1: with Mrs Kensington's daughter, Miss Kensington a k a Vanessa 262 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 1: a k a. Elizabeth Hurley. Right, he proceeds to sexually 263 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:26,960 Speaker 1: harass her relentlessly and almost Yes, it's cute, it's hilarious. 264 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,720 Speaker 1: You can tell that sexual harassment is actually really awesome 265 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,960 Speaker 1: when he does it for two straight minutes and then 266 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,920 Speaker 1: she turns around. It's like me right, She's like, oh, 267 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:45,600 Speaker 1: maybe I do like that. He's wearing me down. Meanwhile, 268 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:51,760 Speaker 1: Dr Evil and his cronies, including this guy named Number 269 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,000 Speaker 1: two who And then this is the point in the 270 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:58,280 Speaker 1: movie where you're like, what happened to Natalie would? Wait? 271 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 1: What why was he? Yes, he was Natalie Wood's husband 272 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,120 Speaker 1: and he was on the boat and he knows more 273 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 1: than he's saying, even more than Christopher Walkin does. Interesting, 274 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,879 Speaker 1: every movie to me is ultimately about what happened to 275 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,119 Speaker 1: Natalie Wood. This is why you all have this podcast. 276 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,159 Speaker 1: This is why you do so good. That's what we've 277 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,720 Speaker 1: been trying to figure out. That's all time, and we 278 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:25,520 Speaker 1: have not gotten any closer. Um, so that's what I 279 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,280 Speaker 1: But yes, he plays Number two, but also he's he's 280 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,840 Speaker 1: you know, you can see in his eyes he's got 281 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:33,439 Speaker 1: a secret or want his one eye right. So his 282 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:37,560 Speaker 1: character Number two and Dr Evil, they all are forming 283 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:42,000 Speaker 1: a plan to hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the 284 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:49,480 Speaker 1: world ransom for one hundred billion dollar. I'm so sorry 285 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:53,120 Speaker 1: for that. Then Dr Evil is introduced to his son 286 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 1: that was made from the sperm sample that he had 287 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 1: left behind before he cried genically freezes himself, and this 288 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:06,119 Speaker 1: son is Scott Uh and that's Seth Green's character, of course. 289 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,320 Speaker 1: Then Austin Powers and Vanessa go to Vegas to try 290 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: to get some intel on Dr Evil and whatever scheme 291 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:18,280 Speaker 1: he's cooking up, and they play blackjack with Number two, 292 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 1: And then there's a scene in the bathroom where we 293 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,000 Speaker 1: realized that the character was named number two to set 294 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:31,280 Speaker 1: up a very long, extended poop joke with um, what's 295 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:35,119 Speaker 1: his name, Tom Arnold? Yes, he is in the stall 296 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:39,199 Speaker 1: next to him, and we're like, al right, well, I 297 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 1: guess you can't say they didn't think about things when 298 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,280 Speaker 1: they were making the movie. There's actually quite a bit 299 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:54,000 Speaker 1: of thought. It's actually all very clever and good wink wink, 300 00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:56,920 Speaker 1: nudge nudge to it. The jokes had to come first. 301 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,040 Speaker 1: They were like, okay, poop joke, how do we make 302 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:03,480 Speaker 1: this work with the rest of the plot, you know? Yeah, 303 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:07,240 Speaker 1: then they like reverse engineer it totally, totally, this is 304 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,040 Speaker 1: what I want a poop joke and okay, well his 305 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,919 Speaker 1: name is number two. That's it. We solved it. I 306 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 1: guess it wasn't a lot of thinking. Possibly it was 307 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:21,160 Speaker 1: cut it printed, I mean, screenwriting at its best. So 308 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:24,960 Speaker 1: then nothing happens for a while except that Austin Powers 309 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:30,520 Speaker 1: relentlessly and repeatedly sexually harasses Vanessa, which she seems to 310 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:34,320 Speaker 1: become more and more receptive to. And then Austin Powers 311 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,679 Speaker 1: is tasked with getting information about something called Project Vulcan 312 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:42,359 Speaker 1: from a character named A Lot of China. And now 313 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:47,400 Speaker 1: we're like, now this, Now that's why I call feminism. 314 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,640 Speaker 1: Oh boy, there for I mean this, I don't. This 315 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:58,639 Speaker 1: isn't a compliment. It's just an observation. There's far more 316 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,840 Speaker 1: women in this movie than I expected there to be. 317 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,880 Speaker 1: But that is where that's where it's just, that's where 318 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:10,000 Speaker 1: it ends. It's not like and the representation is incredible. 319 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 1: There's more female characters than I thought there'd be. Well, 320 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,280 Speaker 1: and we're we're coming to some of them, including one 321 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:22,360 Speaker 1: of the Dr Evil's Hench people, Hench. Women. Women can 322 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:27,920 Speaker 1: be Hench. Now, yes, women can be Hench. And that's feminism. Yes, Hench. 323 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,800 Speaker 1: She's so evil she could hang out with the boys. Yeah. Yeah, 324 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,160 Speaker 1: it's from a big Sheryl Samberg energy. And this is 325 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:44,119 Speaker 1: of course Frau Forbissena, played by Mindy Sterling, is amazing. 326 00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:47,080 Speaker 1: She's been in like everything ever. She's like one of 327 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:51,639 Speaker 1: the great character actors. I am indeed, I wonder I 328 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:56,200 Speaker 1: bet you. I bet I would bet five Quarantine bucks 329 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:06,040 Speaker 1: five hundred one dollars Squaringen bucks that Mindy Sterling and 330 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:10,600 Speaker 1: Alfred Molina know each other. Oh. I thought the all 331 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,480 Speaker 1: care directors know each other and they're all friends, and 332 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: this is maybe just my fantasy world, but I feel 333 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,919 Speaker 1: like they know each other. No, I think that's true. 334 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,800 Speaker 1: I I want to believe that as well. Yeah. So anyway, 335 00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:27,920 Speaker 1: feminist icon Fraul Farbissona unveils her latest weapon because she's 336 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:32,639 Speaker 1: a woman in stem and she developed the fembots. They 337 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,960 Speaker 1: are these killer robots who look like hot women. So 338 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:39,399 Speaker 1: even more women introduced into the narratiora. This is I 339 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,119 Speaker 1: feel like that was a pretty to me. It was 340 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:47,560 Speaker 1: like a very cut and dry, like Barbararella parody reference 341 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 1: which I have not seen. But is it just bos 342 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:55,760 Speaker 1: and they attack Barbara Ella somehow portrays women even worse, 343 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,679 Speaker 1: it's like one of Jane Fonda's earliest movies, Jane Fonda, 344 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:02,280 Speaker 1: who who truly is a feminist icon. But she, you know, 345 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,760 Speaker 1: she she really grew into it. And maybe it wasn't 346 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,120 Speaker 1: all the way there at Barbaralla, but like, yeah, it's 347 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:12,880 Speaker 1: a movie about like a sexy space android lady. I mean, 348 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:18,000 Speaker 1: it's not satire, but it looks like it. Sure, sure, 349 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,160 Speaker 1: and at least we can give credit to Austin Powers 350 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:25,440 Speaker 1: for that is that they are satire. I think I 351 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,439 Speaker 1: don't know, I can't tell it's definitely satire, but I 352 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,040 Speaker 1: feel like it makes that like the thing that some 353 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 1: like satires do where they just are like, oh, well, 354 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,879 Speaker 1: we're just gonna say it's satire, and then we're going 355 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,439 Speaker 1: to assume that we're absolved of anything even to the 356 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,400 Speaker 1: term of like satire theoretically is supposed to make commentary, 357 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,920 Speaker 1: which for As and Powers, that's shaky. Well, that's why 358 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,959 Speaker 1: I don't think it is satire. I think it just 359 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,880 Speaker 1: as closer to parody, which is not making any sort 360 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,600 Speaker 1: of commentary. There's like one angle that I feel like 361 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,639 Speaker 1: it could be considered satire. And then but as as 362 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,680 Speaker 1: it pretends to its treatment of women. I think it's 363 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:07,240 Speaker 1: like total parody, oh for sure. So what happens next 364 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:12,400 Speaker 1: is Austin and Vanessa sneak into Virticon, which is Dr 365 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:18,440 Speaker 1: Evil's company or something, and they but they are captured 366 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:23,200 Speaker 1: and brought to Dr Evil's secret layer, and he's about 367 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,800 Speaker 1: to use this giant drill to burrow to the Earth's 368 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:32,639 Speaker 1: center and release his nuclear weapons. He's fracking, He's like, RuPaul, 369 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:39,800 Speaker 1: he's fracking. Wait is RuPaul pro fracking? RuPaul literally? Okay, 370 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,919 Speaker 1: I'm just breaking all sorts of news. RuPaul and his 371 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,560 Speaker 1: husband own a large ranch in Wyoming where there is 372 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:52,240 Speaker 1: active fracking, and he just like said it recently out 373 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,040 Speaker 1: of nowhere on fucking fresh air. He was just like 374 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,760 Speaker 1: he described fracking in the longest way. He's like, well, 375 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:03,200 Speaker 1: we contract out so of the land for purposes related 376 00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:10,560 Speaker 1: to PETRELLI embased so and You're like, it's fracking. We 377 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,400 Speaker 1: can't have anything in this world. RuPaul's literally fracking. He's 378 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,040 Speaker 1: like a Republican, isn't he. I feel like all rich 379 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:23,160 Speaker 1: people just are chaotic evil and like we can't have anything. Well, 380 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:28,240 Speaker 1: speaking of evil, Dr Evil, thank you, thank you, Caitlin 381 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:33,400 Speaker 1: Hey anytime he tries to kill Austin and Vanessa with 382 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:38,160 Speaker 1: mutated sea bass, but it doesn't work and they escape 383 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,440 Speaker 1: and Vanessa goes to find help and Austin stays behind 384 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:45,719 Speaker 1: to go find Dr Evil and he comes across this 385 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 1: group of fembots who try to seduce and kill him, 386 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:53,920 Speaker 1: but he starts dancing around and making them so horny 387 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:59,240 Speaker 1: that they all malfunction and explode. Meanwhile, Dr Evil starts 388 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,040 Speaker 1: his drill up and Austin and Vanessa burst in and 389 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,720 Speaker 1: they stop him, but Dr Evil gets away shoots himself 390 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,679 Speaker 1: back out into space, and then Austin and Vanessa have 391 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,840 Speaker 1: to escape the layer right before it self destructs. And 392 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,400 Speaker 1: then we cut to three months later. Austin and Vanessa 393 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:21,480 Speaker 1: have gotten married, and Dr Evil and his cat are 394 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:25,840 Speaker 1: in space and they're all cold, and he's like, I'm 395 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,320 Speaker 1: gonna get to Austin Powers. And then they're like, all right, 396 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:34,080 Speaker 1: there's gonna be a sequel. I guess, I guess no 397 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,879 Speaker 1: way around it. So that's the end of the movie. 398 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,879 Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and then we'll come right back, 399 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:54,879 Speaker 1: and we're back. Uh feminism in Austin Powers. Where do 400 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,480 Speaker 1: we begin? I mean, just some quick observations off the 401 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,280 Speaker 1: off the top. We've got Will Farrell in brown face 402 00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,800 Speaker 1: in the first several minutes of this movie, and I 403 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 1: believe that this is not the only time that Will 404 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,760 Speaker 1: Farrell has seen in brown face. I think that there's 405 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 1: also an SNL sketch where he uh did that again, 406 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:19,440 Speaker 1: which is like, you're not talking about the Native American one, 407 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving one recently or no? I oh no, there's more. No, 408 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,600 Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking of that one. Wait, let me pull 409 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,440 Speaker 1: up the one I was thinking of, Well, the one 410 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,399 Speaker 1: I'm talking about. They are they tried, they acknowledge it, 411 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,879 Speaker 1: they try to be like different about it. It was 412 00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:40,440 Speaker 1: just this past Thanksgiving. Okay. Then I then that's probably 413 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,520 Speaker 1: what that was a response to, was the fact that 414 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,720 Speaker 1: he had done brown face, um in like the early 415 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,800 Speaker 1: two thousand's, like probably around or after this movie came out, 416 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,560 Speaker 1: makes sense? Makes sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so there was 417 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,440 Speaker 1: you know, there's self awareness going on. That's the thing about, 418 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:03,879 Speaker 1: you know, self awareness and fear of canceled cancelations. I 419 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: was like, is it is it growth or is it fear? 420 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:10,800 Speaker 1: You know? Sometimes totally fin line, you saying brown face 421 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,120 Speaker 1: made me think about also the U N characters which 422 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,600 Speaker 1: were just like very it's a small world type like that. 423 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,800 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, the German guy literally I think had 424 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,800 Speaker 1: a kill on and maybe a bagpipe. Oh yeah, the 425 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,560 Speaker 1: Scottish guy. And then they're yeah, there's Scottish. I'm so sorry, 426 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:32,520 Speaker 1: not Germany. I'm getting here. I am being racist. There's 427 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,000 Speaker 1: a lot of broad stereotypes in every possible way in 428 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 1: this movie, where like, I think that Frau what's her name, 429 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,080 Speaker 1: Mindy Sterling is almost supposed to be like this stern 430 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:48,000 Speaker 1: like Nazish German woman. Right, So there's definitely a lot 431 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,120 Speaker 1: of broad stereotypes that play. But like and then in 432 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,320 Speaker 1: the u N scene that you're talking about Otsco, when 433 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,280 Speaker 1: they cut to like the group of people and there's 434 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,560 Speaker 1: I mean there's only like it seems like twenty different 435 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,320 Speaker 1: countries represented, but one of them. Did you notice the 436 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,840 Speaker 1: people that they have there to represent Japan? She's like 437 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:11,520 Speaker 1: they sent a geisha, Yes, there's a geisha. And then 438 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:18,040 Speaker 1: as sumo wrestler, and those are like that trend continues, 439 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 1: believe it or not, into the sequels, where it seems 440 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:26,160 Speaker 1: like Japan specifically. I don't know if Mike Myers or 441 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,040 Speaker 1: the director or someone has a fixation on Japanese culture, 442 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,440 Speaker 1: and it gets referred to more and more and increasingly 443 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,240 Speaker 1: more racist jokes are made in the sequels. There's one 444 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 1: in particular about Japanese twin sisters in the third movie 445 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,840 Speaker 1: that is just excruciating to watch. I mean, and like this, 446 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,320 Speaker 1: I mean, this entire generation of SNL men are guilty 447 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,280 Speaker 1: of this thing. I mean, we see Will Farrell in 448 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,760 Speaker 1: this movie, Mike Myers, the Love Guru, I mean, say 449 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:59,800 Speaker 1: no more that whole the promises, Dana Carvey is in 450 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,520 Speaker 1: brown Face and The Master of Disguise five years after this, 451 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,400 Speaker 1: Like it's bigger than Mike Myers, but he's a big 452 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,760 Speaker 1: offender of it too, especially in a movie that is 453 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,240 Speaker 1: like so painfully white that it's like you really had 454 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:16,240 Speaker 1: to put Will Ferrell in brown face, like it just yeah, 455 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 1: it couldn't be. But but no one thought anything of it. 456 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,840 Speaker 1: And I like to the point where Will Ferrell did 457 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:26,960 Speaker 1: brown face again, No totally, yeah, I mean I did 458 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,360 Speaker 1: laugh for a second when you mentioned the sumo wrestler again, 459 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,560 Speaker 1: and I had to track the laugh like in my 460 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,720 Speaker 1: laughing because it was funny or was it because I 461 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,920 Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I think you have to take 462 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,120 Speaker 1: a step further if it's like parody or satire or whatever. 463 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:47,440 Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know the difference between the language. Um well, 464 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 1: actually parody is more like if you don't necessarily have 465 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 1: a comment, right, it's more like I'm doing a similar version, 466 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,760 Speaker 1: doesn't remind you of that thing? Uh. And the satire 467 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 1: is like actual, like possible social commentary behind way of 468 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,760 Speaker 1: making okay cool. So I do know the definitions. Um, 469 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:11,000 Speaker 1: sometimes I don't know. I mean, this isn't my first language. Um, 470 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,280 Speaker 1: but like if they took it a step further and 471 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,080 Speaker 1: like the people representing the u N was like I 472 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 1: don't know, like a literal like sushi fish or something, 473 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,000 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And like, uh, maybe that's 474 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,320 Speaker 1: not funny that that's why I would never be hired 475 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,720 Speaker 1: in the writing room for you know, Austin Powers. But 476 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,960 Speaker 1: well that's a compliment to you as well. I'm like, 477 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,240 Speaker 1: what if it was just a little little bagpipe, you know, 478 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,400 Speaker 1: and that was Scotland's leader. I don't know, this is bad, 479 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,160 Speaker 1: so anyway, there's no way I can fix the movie either. 480 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,680 Speaker 1: So what am I talking about? Well, speaking of the 481 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 1: whole satire and parody thing, so obviously the Austin Powers 482 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:58,880 Speaker 1: trilogy is a parody of a few different things, that seems, 483 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,480 Speaker 1: but it seems to be merrily the James Bond franchise, 484 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:08,440 Speaker 1: especially the earlier ones from the sixties and seventies, and 485 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:14,640 Speaker 1: this is a franchise that is ripe for satire and parody. 486 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,720 Speaker 1: But Austin Powers is not really doing anything to meaningfully 487 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,800 Speaker 1: comment or critique this franchise. It's really just portraying a 488 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,920 Speaker 1: lot of the same problematic tropes that the Bond franchise does, 489 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,920 Speaker 1: especially as we already hinted at it, when it comes 490 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,680 Speaker 1: to female characters. There's no you know, intelligent commentary happening. 491 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,360 Speaker 1: There's no meaningful subversions of of anything. It's just like, 492 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 1: and hey, remember how horribly the Bond films treated women. 493 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,040 Speaker 1: Let's do the same exact thing thirty years later. Yeah, 494 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,080 Speaker 1: Well that's the thing is that. Yeah. I think that 495 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:55,520 Speaker 1: the one point that I could see this movie attempting 496 00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:03,160 Speaker 1: parody on is the masculinity aspect of these characters that 497 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,479 Speaker 1: I feel like Austin Powers himself, in some ways is 498 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,280 Speaker 1: somewhat satirical with and it's not like smart satire or 499 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,520 Speaker 1: even good satire, but I think that the fact that 500 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,200 Speaker 1: like they make references to like, oh, he's this like 501 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: ladies man that you would see in the seventies, and 502 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,200 Speaker 1: we didn't. None of us grew up with this, so 503 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,000 Speaker 1: it's kind of like we're basing this on sort of 504 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,080 Speaker 1: secondhand knowledge, but that's who he's based on, like a 505 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:31,680 Speaker 1: James Bond type of like a character like that. And 506 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,920 Speaker 1: then to give him like, oh, he he uses a 507 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:40,960 Speaker 1: penis pump or like somehow sexually like quote unquote impotent. Um. 508 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,040 Speaker 1: I feel like that's at least an attempt at some 509 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,840 Speaker 1: satire of saying like, oh, well, maybe these hyper masculine 510 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:52,040 Speaker 1: characters were not as like that's an unrealistic standard. I 511 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,120 Speaker 1: don't think it's done smartly, but that's that was the 512 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,320 Speaker 1: place where I saw like an attempt. But then but 513 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,720 Speaker 1: even so, a lot of the out of the movie 514 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:05,120 Speaker 1: undermines that were it's hard to make the argument that like, oh, 515 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:10,040 Speaker 1: like Austin Powers is this like unconventional looking sex icon, 516 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,680 Speaker 1: but he still only surrounds himself with like young, conventionally 517 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:18,200 Speaker 1: hot white girls. So like you can't really give the 518 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,840 Speaker 1: movie any credit for that because it doesn't extend the 519 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,799 Speaker 1: same the same for women in any way where even 520 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:29,400 Speaker 1: like it's so it is wildly ridiculous to be and 521 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,200 Speaker 1: doesn't seem based and satire at all. Just like what 522 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,960 Speaker 1: the writing is that we only see like Austin Powers 523 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:42,760 Speaker 1: is partner originally in the seventies, is Vanessa's mother, And theoretically, 524 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,520 Speaker 1: like I have, like a better version of this movie 525 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,840 Speaker 1: is to like see her come back and them have 526 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,200 Speaker 1: to like reconnect as she has like age, she's had 527 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,239 Speaker 1: a family, she's done all this stuff, and then she 528 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,880 Speaker 1: has to like reconnect with this guy she used to 529 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,480 Speaker 1: work with in the seventies, Like that is more interesting 530 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,000 Speaker 1: to me than like, and now she's got a hot 531 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,760 Speaker 1: daughter and her mother and daughter are going to bond 532 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:11,840 Speaker 1: over both inexplicably liking this guy. Like I just I was, 533 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,160 Speaker 1: I thought it really sucked at that they just completely 534 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,960 Speaker 1: wrote Vanessa's mother out immediately like that just the only 535 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,520 Speaker 1: the only three line was that Austin possibly sucked her too. 536 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,560 Speaker 1: It sounds like you definitely did, and that he loved her. Yeah, 537 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,240 Speaker 1: he like really loved her. It was like a weird 538 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,279 Speaker 1: it's like a weird Mrs Robinson kind of like, yeah, 539 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,600 Speaker 1: I loved her, but she's not available anymore. But then 540 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,799 Speaker 1: they dropped that entirely, and he's like, well, I guess 541 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,799 Speaker 1: I'm just in love with her daughter. Now you're like, yeah, yeah, 542 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,360 Speaker 1: they're different like they I mean, I feel like that 543 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,799 Speaker 1: the logic of the movie extends as far as like 544 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,239 Speaker 1: mothers and daughters are pretty much the same person, which 545 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,160 Speaker 1: is fun, which is like, Okay, that's a new level 546 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,719 Speaker 1: of not writing a female character has just been well, 547 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,640 Speaker 1: they're related, so like you can actually have sex with either, 548 00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,719 Speaker 1: and it's basically the same thing. And they have the 549 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,200 Speaker 1: same jobs, and they have the same spy partner, like 550 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,200 Speaker 1: they you know, they do everything the same. The only 551 00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:14,480 Speaker 1: thing was different was I guess that you know, the 552 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,200 Speaker 1: mom was married to someone else. It's it's just so 553 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:22,160 Speaker 1: like lazy and just bizarre, I mean, and that like 554 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,960 Speaker 1: reinforces the whole like the way that this movie views women, 555 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,319 Speaker 1: which is that if they're over a certain age or 556 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,839 Speaker 1: they don't look a certain way, then there's no point 557 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,480 Speaker 1: in having them on screen. Yeah, but the guy got 558 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:39,240 Speaker 1: to keep his hots because he was frozen or whatever. 559 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,759 Speaker 1: But he's not even hot. Like it's just like like men, 560 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,160 Speaker 1: men are allowed to look a lot like it's It 561 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,120 Speaker 1: almost reminds me of like what we see an animation 562 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,520 Speaker 1: a lot, because this is a very cartoony movie of 563 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:54,160 Speaker 1: like male characters are allowed to look a lot of 564 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,680 Speaker 1: different ways, and there's different body types, and there's like 565 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:02,120 Speaker 1: Mike Myers has more body diversity in this movie all 566 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,919 Speaker 1: of the female characters. Like, it's just it's very true 567 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,840 Speaker 1: that well, the only thing he was body shamed about 568 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,640 Speaker 1: was his teeth, and he got to fix that at 569 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,919 Speaker 1: the end, he and and he still got the girl. 570 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,879 Speaker 1: So like, I don't feel bad. It's he felt bad 571 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:22,840 Speaker 1: about his teeth one time, ye, but I do you also, 572 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,760 Speaker 1: I also don't remember, and correct me if I'm wrong. 573 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,160 Speaker 1: But the moment where Vanessa did flip and she's like, 574 00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:33,080 Speaker 1: I do like him what happened? That was confusing to 575 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,919 Speaker 1: me as well. Okay, yeah, I have this whole thing 576 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,600 Speaker 1: beat by beat kind of mapped out because it barely 577 00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:44,279 Speaker 1: makes sense. But here's very good. Yeah, the story beats 578 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:48,520 Speaker 1: as they relate to Miss Kensington. So she's introduced with 579 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:53,520 Speaker 1: a very male gaze panning shot starting at her feet, 580 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,440 Speaker 1: slow pan up her entire figure, objectifying to the extreme. 581 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,800 Speaker 1: Austin powers then sexual harasses her for a few minutes, 582 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,800 Speaker 1: she finally says, like, do me a favor and stop 583 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,160 Speaker 1: calling me baby. You can address me as Agent Kensington. 584 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,160 Speaker 1: Except she's going to backtrack on it in two seconds 585 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,359 Speaker 1: exactly because he's like, oh, come on, and she's like, 586 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,880 Speaker 1: all right, then, Vanessa, you can call me Vanessa. So 587 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,080 Speaker 1: then we cut to a scene on Austin's private jet, 588 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,839 Speaker 1: and this conversation is very frustrating, and it goes like this. 589 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,200 Speaker 1: Austin says, how does a hot chick like you end 590 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,680 Speaker 1: up working at the Ministry of Defense? And she's like, well, 591 00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:37,480 Speaker 1: I went to Oxford and I excelled in several subjects. 592 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,600 Speaker 1: I ended up specializing in foreign languages. I really wanted 593 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,960 Speaker 1: to travel, you know, see the world. He interrupts her, 594 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,680 Speaker 1: and he says, that's fascinating, Vanessa, listen, why don't we 595 00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:50,160 Speaker 1: go in the back and shag amazing hilarious. She says, no, 596 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:54,280 Speaker 1: please concentrate on the mission, like give your libido arrest. 597 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,200 Speaker 1: And then he's like, okay, well let me show you 598 00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:01,200 Speaker 1: something and he beckons her over to his head. Then 599 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,279 Speaker 1: he kind of springs this whole thing on her where 600 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,120 Speaker 1: he's like, do I make you honey, baby? Do I 601 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,400 Speaker 1: make you randy blah blah blah um. He pretends to 602 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,279 Speaker 1: fall on top of her. She's like screaming and being like, 603 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:16,000 Speaker 1: get off me, get away. She then jumps up and says, 604 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,640 Speaker 1: I will never have sex with you, Mr. Powers. Ever, 605 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,680 Speaker 1: if you were the last man on earth and I 606 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,160 Speaker 1: was the last woman on Earth and the future of 607 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,919 Speaker 1: the human race depended on our having sex simply for procreation, 608 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,799 Speaker 1: I would still not have sex with you. And he's 609 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:33,480 Speaker 1: like but then the scene ends with her like kind 610 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:39,120 Speaker 1: of giggling at him and his antics, and it's it's like, yeah, 611 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,439 Speaker 1: I guess foreshadowing of what's to come, which is him 612 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,440 Speaker 1: wearing her down and her changing her mind. So a 613 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,600 Speaker 1: little bit later, they arrive at a hotel in Vegas 614 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,680 Speaker 1: and again Austin Powers is like, when are you going 615 00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,319 Speaker 1: to have sex with me? And she's like stop it, 616 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,880 Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, I was just kidding. I'm just 617 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,439 Speaker 1: trying to get a rise out of you. Then she's 618 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,560 Speaker 1: like oh you and it's like no, he is like 619 00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,640 Speaker 1: sexually harassing you within an inch of your life right now, 620 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,360 Speaker 1: Like well, that was yeah, that was like something that 621 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,520 Speaker 1: really stood out to me of like a major failing 622 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,239 Speaker 1: of the movie. Where I read UM was it was 623 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:22,000 Speaker 1: a g Q piece that came out on the twentieth anniversary, 624 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,400 Speaker 1: so like three years ago it came out and the 625 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,080 Speaker 1: um let me see the author of the piece made 626 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,080 Speaker 1: I think a pretty like smart comparison writer named Tom 627 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,520 Speaker 1: Philip who's great um. He draws a line from Austin 628 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:41,040 Speaker 1: Powers to mcgrouper and basically says that mcgrouber succeeds as 629 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:45,920 Speaker 1: a satire where Austin Powers failed because mcgrouber, if I mean, 630 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,800 Speaker 1: I like that movie a lot, it's like at least 631 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:53,319 Speaker 1: holds the character accountable for fucking up at least some 632 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,040 Speaker 1: of the time. Where Austin Powers, it's almost like a 633 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:01,040 Speaker 1: boomer uncle attitude towards him, where they're like, well, he 634 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,960 Speaker 1: doesn't understand, so it's fine. He can't be held accountable 635 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,120 Speaker 1: for his actions because he doesn't understand what things are 636 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:11,759 Speaker 1: like and and and that like the movie does not 637 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,920 Speaker 1: extend the logic any further where like Vanessa has to 638 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,000 Speaker 1: forgive him for these things because he doesn't get it, 639 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,920 Speaker 1: and like there's no onus on Awesome Powers to have 640 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000 Speaker 1: to grow as a person, right exactly except to accept 641 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,480 Speaker 1: monogamy into his life. That's the one thing he has 642 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,120 Speaker 1: to do right, and that comes pretty much next where 643 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,440 Speaker 1: the next major thing that happens between them is um, 644 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,280 Speaker 1: we see Vanessa on the phone with her mom, who 645 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,960 Speaker 1: also does not seem to have really aged at all 646 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,120 Speaker 1: in thirty years, so like even though she would be 647 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,480 Speaker 1: thirty years older, like she's not visibly thirty years older, 648 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,839 Speaker 1: because heaven forbid we have a woman like in her 649 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,400 Speaker 1: sixties on screen. Um. And when we do have a 650 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:57,280 Speaker 1: woman in her sixties on screen, it's basil expositions mother 651 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,480 Speaker 1: and she gets the face, gets called a man. Yeah, 652 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,479 Speaker 1: there's so much. God, I'm just being reminded of so much. 653 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:08,120 Speaker 1: That was so upsetting because, just to sidetrack a little bit, 654 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,399 Speaker 1: there's that moment in the beginning of the movie where 655 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,799 Speaker 1: like they're still in like sixty seven, they're in that 656 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,279 Speaker 1: club and there's a woman who approaches Austin Powers and 657 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,640 Speaker 1: he punches her in the face and everyone's like, oh 658 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,600 Speaker 1: my god, what just happened? And then it cuts to 659 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,680 Speaker 1: this woman is now suddenly a man, and you know, 660 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,800 Speaker 1: Austin Powers pulls the wig off and it's like, see 661 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,040 Speaker 1: he was a man. He's trying to kill me, which is, 662 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:37,520 Speaker 1: I mean, what the like, that's horrible obviously, and then 663 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,680 Speaker 1: the same thing happens later in the movie, except this 664 00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:44,560 Speaker 1: time he just thought that an older woman was a man, 665 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,440 Speaker 1: punches this woman in the face and then everyone's like, 666 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,040 Speaker 1: oh my god, why did you punch Basil's mother And 667 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,879 Speaker 1: he's like, ah, I thought she was a man. That's 668 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:58,640 Speaker 1: the worst part is it's a callback. It's uh. Anyway, 669 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:03,520 Speaker 1: So Vanessa is talking to her mother. She says something like, 670 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,040 Speaker 1: oh wow, I can't believe you were able to resist 671 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:10,120 Speaker 1: Austin Powers charms like you should want to have sex 672 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,680 Speaker 1: with him because he's the most charming man alive, and 673 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,160 Speaker 1: Vanessa is like, um, I don't see it. I don't 674 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:19,200 Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Blah blah blah. Then there's 675 00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,560 Speaker 1: a very quick scene where they're actually doing some work. 676 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,799 Speaker 1: They're trying to find dr evil, but it lasts for 677 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,720 Speaker 1: like thirty seconds, and then suddenly Austin Powers is like, Wow, 678 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,160 Speaker 1: you're so beautiful. I'm going to take you out for 679 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,160 Speaker 1: a night on the town. And then we cut to 680 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,000 Speaker 1: this like romantic date that they're on. They're drinking champagne 681 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:40,560 Speaker 1: bert back Iraq is serenading them, they're dancing, cut to 682 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,239 Speaker 1: them playing twister in their hotel room, and then all 683 00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:47,400 Speaker 1: of a sudden, she's like, t he Austin, you're awesome, 684 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:51,120 Speaker 1: You're so funny, Come have champagne with me. And then 685 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,120 Speaker 1: there's this scene where, like the moment where she's trying 686 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,359 Speaker 1: to come onto him because I guess her mother convinced 687 00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,000 Speaker 1: her that she should like him, Like that's my best 688 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,959 Speaker 1: guess for why she has suddenly made this shift, because 689 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,600 Speaker 1: she's she's like, kiss me, blah blah blah, and he's like, no, 690 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,040 Speaker 1: you're you're smashed. It wouldn't be right. I'm not going 691 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,920 Speaker 1: to kiss you when you're drunk. Why that he became 692 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:15,879 Speaker 1: a gentleman right there, all of a sudden, right even 693 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,319 Speaker 1: though he's been sexually harassing her NonStop for every moment 694 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,520 Speaker 1: up till this point. And she's like, no, I finally 695 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,200 Speaker 1: see what my mom was talking about. You're so funny, 696 00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,920 Speaker 1: you're so charming. And it's like, where is this coming from? 697 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:33,560 Speaker 1: Like the choice to make her make this shift after 698 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:38,040 Speaker 1: he's sexually harassed her NonStop, it's so frustrating. It's almost 699 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,480 Speaker 1: like oh maybe, It's like, oh maybe she needed to 700 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,680 Speaker 1: be told she was beautiful, because that's what set it off. 701 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:47,000 Speaker 1: It was so weird, you know, in broad daylights, Like 702 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,239 Speaker 1: he saw her in broad daylight for once outside and 703 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,560 Speaker 1: he was just like, oh my god, you're so beautiful, 704 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,279 Speaker 1: and she was like, yes, nine out on town. I 705 00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,440 Speaker 1: don't care. Can't make sense of it. And there's a 706 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,600 Speaker 1: little bit of time where like Austin has sex with 707 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,160 Speaker 1: a lot of vagina, which how could we not have 708 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:11,840 Speaker 1: brought that up? I mean, that's an obvious like parody 709 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:16,040 Speaker 1: for the pussy Galore character from whatever bad film that is. 710 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,440 Speaker 1: But like, but again it's like, what is the commentary 711 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:23,000 Speaker 1: I think it's just kind of doing it again. She's 712 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,880 Speaker 1: like the she's the fem fatale, but her name is 713 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:30,399 Speaker 1: even somehow goofier than pussy Galore. Like they're just there's 714 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,440 Speaker 1: no commentary there. It just is you've got to be 715 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,799 Speaker 1: smarter than what you're trying to make fun of exactly, 716 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,719 Speaker 1: and this movie is not. But you know, he has 717 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:43,680 Speaker 1: sex with her and then Vanessa's like, well, gee whiz, 718 00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,640 Speaker 1: if you want us to have a relationship, you gotta 719 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,240 Speaker 1: get it through your head at the times have change. 720 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,680 Speaker 1: This is the nineties because I guess now she wants 721 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,760 Speaker 1: a relationship. But it's like, Okay, all of a sudden, 722 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,759 Speaker 1: they're in a relationship. That wasn't I thought I had 723 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:03,359 Speaker 1: missed something too. I was like, because she didn't, I 724 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,799 Speaker 1: was like, wait, did I like black? Like what? And 725 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:11,080 Speaker 1: then she it's that classic move that movies do, and 726 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,600 Speaker 1: by classic I mean bad where they're they're like, oh, 727 00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,680 Speaker 1: she's at the top of her field. She's really good 728 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,920 Speaker 1: at her job. And then we kind of see that 729 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,960 Speaker 1: happen like one time. But then for the most part, 730 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,839 Speaker 1: she just becomes the love interest and she is like 731 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,160 Speaker 1: I'm a little bit jealous, and you're like, oh, my 732 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,920 Speaker 1: fucking guy, like the bad look for everyone, like she 733 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,600 Speaker 1: they're not in a relationship, but then when she says 734 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,719 Speaker 1: that they are, he's like, oh, we are. And then 735 00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,239 Speaker 1: it just gets confusing. You almost feel like there's like 736 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,520 Speaker 1: a missing scene there or something totally where like she 737 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,960 Speaker 1: has completely come around, which like why would she? But 738 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,160 Speaker 1: of course the movie makes her make the choice to 739 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:51,120 Speaker 1: come around, and then suddenly they're in a relationship, and 740 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,960 Speaker 1: then cut to the end and they are married. Um, 741 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,440 Speaker 1: and then cut to the following movie, The Spy Who 742 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:04,160 Speaker 1: Shagged me. That movie opens with Austin Powers discovering that 743 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:10,360 Speaker 1: his his wife Vanessa, was a fembot the whole time, 744 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,080 Speaker 1: who tries to kill him and then she explodes. You know, 745 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,000 Speaker 1: it's this whole thing where he's like, oh wow, I 746 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,440 Speaker 1: can't believe my beautiful wife, the love of my life, 747 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,359 Speaker 1: was a fembott all along. And then he's like, wait 748 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:30,759 Speaker 1: a minute, that means I'm single again. Yaya what that's 749 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,760 Speaker 1: how they saw That's how they solve getting rid of her, Yes, exactly, 750 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:39,800 Speaker 1: which okay, So I was like, maybe again it's I 751 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,120 Speaker 1: guess it's sort of parody in terms of maybe it's satire. 752 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,440 Speaker 1: I don't know, it's I think the acknowledgement that, like 753 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:52,440 Speaker 1: the Bond franchise and similar like action spy franchises, treat 754 00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:56,560 Speaker 1: women as though they are expendable and disposable, because at 755 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,680 Speaker 1: the beginning of this movie, the main female character from 756 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,759 Speaker 1: the first movie is made to be evil for no 757 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:05,000 Speaker 1: reason and then killed off immediately. But again, there's no 758 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:09,000 Speaker 1: commentary being offered here. It's just again participating in the 759 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,000 Speaker 1: same sex as trope. I have. I have a question 760 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,320 Speaker 1: about that. Does that mean that Mrs Kensington is also 761 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,719 Speaker 1: an evil person. She was in on it, and that's 762 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,600 Speaker 1: not really her daughter that was. It makes no sense 763 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,640 Speaker 1: that wasn't. And then I'm also like, why wouldn't they 764 00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:28,080 Speaker 1: have frozen Mrs Kensington Like, yeah, it doesn't make sense 765 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,480 Speaker 1: to me because she was like in theory Austin Powers 766 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:35,040 Speaker 1: is equal. I don't get it that. And after this 767 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:38,799 Speaker 1: happens in the sequel, basil exposition is like, yeah, we 768 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,399 Speaker 1: knew she was a fembot the whole time, and then 769 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,360 Speaker 1: like Austin Powers gives this weird look and I guess 770 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:48,600 Speaker 1: that excuses the lack of narrative justification for why they 771 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,920 Speaker 1: killed her off. But it's just like, are you fucking 772 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:57,080 Speaker 1: kidding me? Right right? You're just like what? Um? But anyway, 773 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,799 Speaker 1: so back to the first movie, Um, yes, the way 774 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,080 Speaker 1: that she is, I mean, it was just deplorable to 775 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:07,719 Speaker 1: see her be sexually harassed by him NonStop, but then 776 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,279 Speaker 1: to also see her like secretly be like t he 777 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,799 Speaker 1: I actually kind of like this, right, I mean, it 778 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,760 Speaker 1: just sets up every bad precedent that like movies, especially 779 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,520 Speaker 1: especially at a movie that like realistically was targeted at 780 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:27,560 Speaker 1: young men, Like that is just every irresponsible thing you 781 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,160 Speaker 1: can do with the movie for young men is like 782 00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:32,719 Speaker 1: tell them it's okay to sectually her ask people that 783 00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,200 Speaker 1: this is what women actually want, that women are to 784 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,680 Speaker 1: be viewed a certain way, like like it's it comes 785 00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:43,000 Speaker 1: down again to like the responsibility of like I think 786 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,480 Speaker 1: Mike Myers thinks this is satire for them. I think, like, 787 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,840 Speaker 1: and if that's the case, then it's like you carry 788 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,160 Speaker 1: your responsibility with that you have, like you. It drives 789 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:57,520 Speaker 1: me like up a wall when people suggest like, well, 790 00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,640 Speaker 1: I don't actually need to take my audience into account 791 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,440 Speaker 1: when I make things. I make whatever I want and 792 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,080 Speaker 1: blah blah blah, where it's like Mike Myers, you know, 793 00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:11,239 Speaker 1: your audience is like preteen, Like it's kids and like 794 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,239 Speaker 1: and young people and like, you know, movies like this 795 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,640 Speaker 1: definitely have like a lasting impact, even though it seems 796 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,960 Speaker 1: goofy and stupid and mostly just something that annoying people 797 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:25,560 Speaker 1: quote still for some reason, but it does have elastic 798 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:29,399 Speaker 1: effect on people. And it's like, yeah, if you that 799 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,040 Speaker 1: was so that little giggle shot really killed me. I 800 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,440 Speaker 1: hate you know it has it has a lasting effect 801 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,480 Speaker 1: on people because there are people out there who go, 802 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,640 Speaker 1: I am going to make money dressing up like him, 803 00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,520 Speaker 1: driving a car just like him and doing and doing 804 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,960 Speaker 1: weird dinner parties because I mean, I guess you kind 805 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,560 Speaker 1: of have to look like the person. You have to 806 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,719 Speaker 1: be practical about that too. You can't just want to 807 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,480 Speaker 1: impersonate anybody, right, You have to have at least similar features. 808 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,239 Speaker 1: So maybe you don't have a choice, but you know, maybe, yeah, 809 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,440 Speaker 1: maybe he was just he just looked already exactly like 810 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,239 Speaker 1: Austin Powers, and he's like, well, I can make a 811 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,760 Speaker 1: career out of this. And for the people who don't 812 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,480 Speaker 1: look like him, they set up a pop up bar 813 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:19,960 Speaker 1: in Glendale, California. I liked seeing Carrie Fisher. I she's 814 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,920 Speaker 1: deserved so much better. But it was like a bright spot. 815 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:29,359 Speaker 1: You're like, oh, there's someone here. I like, this is good. Uh, 816 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,560 Speaker 1: We've got to take a groovy little break, but we'll 817 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:41,160 Speaker 1: be right back, baby. There is a chunk at the 818 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:45,120 Speaker 1: end that went a little better than I expected. It's 819 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,239 Speaker 1: not to say that it's good at all, but I 820 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,360 Speaker 1: was like, oh, this isn't as horrible as I was 821 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,200 Speaker 1: expecting it to be, considering everything that's happened up till 822 00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:57,040 Speaker 1: this point. But um, at the end, both Vanessa and 823 00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,799 Speaker 1: Austin are there like near dr evils secret layer, and 824 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,920 Speaker 1: they get captured and they are largely able to escape. 825 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,000 Speaker 1: This is when they're like surrounded by the like mutated 826 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:12,080 Speaker 1: sea bass or whatever. They're able to escape largely because 827 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,480 Speaker 1: of all the dental equipment that she brought with her. 828 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,520 Speaker 1: Then she goes and gets help and brings back an army, 829 00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:23,239 Speaker 1: so she was more active than I was thinking. I 830 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:25,800 Speaker 1: was like, Oh, she's probably just gonna get like tied 831 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,520 Speaker 1: up and damseled and infringed, and that does happen a 832 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:34,360 Speaker 1: moment later, when um a lot of vagina is holding 833 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,520 Speaker 1: her hostage, but then Vanessa chops her and escapes on 834 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,799 Speaker 1: her own. She does not need to be saved by 835 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,280 Speaker 1: Austin powers. So I was like, Okay, that's a little 836 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:46,120 Speaker 1: better than what I was expecting. I was, yeah, I 837 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,640 Speaker 1: was like. The other thing I noticed about that scene too, 838 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,200 Speaker 1: is like it was almost I don't know how intentional 839 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,480 Speaker 1: it was, but it was a bit of an inversion 840 00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,040 Speaker 1: of like how you would normally expect this seems to 841 00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:01,360 Speaker 1: go because she was actively the action hero of the 842 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:05,600 Speaker 1: scene while Austin is trying to use his sexual whiles 843 00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:07,960 Speaker 1: to get out of a situation and I feel like 844 00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:12,279 Speaker 1: normally you would see that dynamic in the reverse where 845 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,680 Speaker 1: like a woman has to seduce someone to get out 846 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,960 Speaker 1: of a compromising situation. We've seen that a billion, a 847 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:25,560 Speaker 1: hundred billion times one hundred billion. I mean, in that scene, 848 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,120 Speaker 1: at least Austin is the person that has to use 849 00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:32,279 Speaker 1: his like sexual whiles to get out of a compromising situation. 850 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:35,520 Speaker 1: So it's not much, but it was better than like 851 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,560 Speaker 1: you're saying, it was like slightly better than what I 852 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,680 Speaker 1: was expected for it. But then that just means that 853 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,040 Speaker 1: all those fembots have to die. We see like, oh, yes, 854 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,360 Speaker 1: we love to see a woman get punched or explode 855 00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:51,960 Speaker 1: in this yes, because they couldn't handle a man, you know, 856 00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:55,680 Speaker 1: being so sexy. And with the fembots, it's like, I mean, honestly, 857 00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,759 Speaker 1: like I still think the aesthetic of the fembots is 858 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:02,279 Speaker 1: like kind of iconic, but that's just because that it's 859 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:06,520 Speaker 1: barbarella um and I you can draw a direct line 860 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,520 Speaker 1: from do you remember that Katy Perry music video where 861 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:12,960 Speaker 1: she shoots out of her booth? Thought of that, Well, 862 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,839 Speaker 1: that's a brilliant commentary anyway, the but the fem bats 863 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,840 Speaker 1: are ultimately like this, um you know, they're they're carrying 864 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,480 Speaker 1: out I mean, I guess that Frau far Bisina did 865 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:27,799 Speaker 1: invent them, but they're ultimately like these sexy ladies that 866 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,759 Speaker 1: don't have names, who are meant to carry out the 867 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:36,760 Speaker 1: wishes of Doctor Evil. So not feminist icons. Fraul far Bisina, 868 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,000 Speaker 1: I think is the best female character of the franchise. 869 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,520 Speaker 1: She's pretty much the only consistent one. She and all 870 00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,959 Speaker 1: of them. She's in all of them. Oh that's fine, 871 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:50,080 Speaker 1: but she's not necessarily you know, treated I think the 872 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,239 Speaker 1: second movie a joke has made at her expense. Where 873 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,480 Speaker 1: so Dr Evil and Austin Powers go back in time too, 874 00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:01,880 Speaker 1: I think nineteen sixty nine, and that's where most of 875 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:06,320 Speaker 1: the movie takes place. So Dr Evil he's like, oh wow, 876 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,040 Speaker 1: number two, you look so young and handsome in nineteen 877 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:13,080 Speaker 1: sixty nine. And he's literally played by Rob Low, you know, 878 00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,920 Speaker 1: one of the handsomest mental A deleted scene from the 879 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,520 Speaker 1: first movie too, I saw really interested. So I guess 880 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,440 Speaker 1: he was there from the jump, I guess. I mean, 881 00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,600 Speaker 1: but he was in Wayne's world too, So maybe him 882 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,680 Speaker 1: and Mike Myers are just like they're best friends. Maybe, 883 00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,279 Speaker 1: but anyway, so he so number two gets to be 884 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,400 Speaker 1: played like the young version of number two gets to 885 00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:37,080 Speaker 1: be played by a very handsome actor. Whereas the joke 886 00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,360 Speaker 1: is made that she looks the same, exact same, she 887 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,239 Speaker 1: doesn't get to be I guess the joke is like, oh, 888 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:47,640 Speaker 1: she's you know, pretty average looking, no matter what decade 889 00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:51,120 Speaker 1: it is. I mean, there is the good thing there, 890 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:54,920 Speaker 1: which is that Mindy Sterling is getting paid. Yes, there's 891 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,000 Speaker 1: no one in the second movie. It sounds like that 892 00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:01,280 Speaker 1: knows what happened to Natalie Wood. That's true, that's true. 893 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:05,320 Speaker 1: And just while we're on the second movie, a couple 894 00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:09,880 Speaker 1: things to say about that real quick that Heather Graham 895 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,000 Speaker 1: Um plays a character named Felicity Shaguell. She is the 896 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:18,080 Speaker 1: main female character, and like Um ally to Austin Powers, 897 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:23,839 Speaker 1: she is shown as being extremely horny for Austin right 898 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,200 Speaker 1: from the jump. But the big obstacle of that movie 899 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,600 Speaker 1: is that he can't do anything about it because he's 900 00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:33,960 Speaker 1: lost his mojo, which again might be slight commentary on 901 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,840 Speaker 1: what you were talking about earlier, Jamie, with like the 902 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:43,240 Speaker 1: masculinity aspect of this type of like you know, British superspy, 903 00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,239 Speaker 1: but like again I don't I don't know what they're 904 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:50,000 Speaker 1: trying to say with this the commentary, it's the audience 905 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,399 Speaker 1: of this movie is like I think a little bit 906 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,680 Speaker 1: jarring and confusing, because it's like most people see this 907 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,719 Speaker 1: movie are and like quoting this movie are kids and 908 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:02,200 Speaker 1: teenagers who just based on the time the movie came out, 909 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:06,000 Speaker 1: would have no like life understanding of what the movie 910 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:09,480 Speaker 1: is parodying. But then it's making all these references that 911 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:12,560 Speaker 1: seem to be for their parents. But that's not like 912 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,600 Speaker 1: I'm sure parents are watching the movie, but not in 913 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,200 Speaker 1: the same like what. It's just weird. It's just like 914 00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:20,040 Speaker 1: it's just kind of Uncanny Valley, and like I think 915 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,320 Speaker 1: Mike Myers is not making it for kids, but that's 916 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:26,160 Speaker 1: who's watching it, and so for the intended commentary just 917 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,320 Speaker 1: gets completely lost. If there is any I don't know. 918 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,040 Speaker 1: I wasn't alive in the sixties in England, I was. 919 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,360 Speaker 1: It is so interesting with that said, is that like 920 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:40,160 Speaker 1: the audience you weren't making it for or the fans, 921 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,520 Speaker 1: and because they don't get the references, that means they're 922 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,240 Speaker 1: taking it at face value and actually liking that. I 923 00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:48,200 Speaker 1: mean no, I mean not as a read at all. 924 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,520 Speaker 1: On people who did watch it as kids and they 925 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:55,280 Speaker 1: liked it, Caitlin, thank you, you know, but um, it's 926 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,840 Speaker 1: it's so weird to It's kind of like some Sasha 927 00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:01,560 Speaker 1: Bear and Cohen movies where people who he's making fun 928 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:04,000 Speaker 1: of like it and they have no idea he's making 929 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:10,400 Speaker 1: fun of them, you know, right right, because they're just like, oh, 930 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,600 Speaker 1: sex jokes, homo jokes or whatever, you know, and so 931 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:20,640 Speaker 1: they don't get that there he's making fun of homo phobia. Right. Wait, 932 00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,760 Speaker 1: so how do he lose his mojo? Is it because 933 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,000 Speaker 1: he lost his wife and he's sad about oh? He Oh, 934 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:30,360 Speaker 1: I'd love to tell you. Nope, nothing like that. It 935 00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:34,920 Speaker 1: is that the character Fat Bastard steals it from him. 936 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,960 Speaker 1: So of course we have Fat Bastard. This is one 937 00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:42,600 Speaker 1: long fat shaming joke. One of the worst, if not 938 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:46,440 Speaker 1: the worst offender of a fat joke in movie history, 939 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:50,280 Speaker 1: is the character Fat Bastard. He shows up again in 940 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:54,920 Speaker 1: the third movie as well. It is despicable. Similarly, I 941 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,640 Speaker 1: would argue that the mini Me character, many many jokes 942 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:03,280 Speaker 1: are made at the pens of Verne Troyer and his 943 00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:06,520 Speaker 1: size and his body rest in power. Um so you 944 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:11,560 Speaker 1: have all these This doesn't happen to a large degree 945 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,840 Speaker 1: in the first movie, but starting with the second movie 946 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:18,400 Speaker 1: of this trilogy, there is all these jokes made at 947 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:21,720 Speaker 1: the expense of various people's bodies and and looks and 948 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:27,120 Speaker 1: things like that, so that is obviously unacceptable. The most 949 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:32,439 Speaker 1: important thing though about Austin Powers too, is that when 950 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:36,640 Speaker 1: they're tracking Fat Bastard, at one point Austin's like the 951 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:44,320 Speaker 1: signals come through. He's at Paddington Station. So it's forgiven 952 00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:50,320 Speaker 1: it's for you. No, but there is the Paddington reference. Um. 953 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:53,920 Speaker 1: And if only this movie about a British person wearing 954 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:57,000 Speaker 1: a blue jacket was not about Austin Powers and it 955 00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:01,520 Speaker 1: was instead about Paddington Bear. If I may, I think 956 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,920 Speaker 1: that maybe this I don't know, if this is this 957 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,200 Speaker 1: isn't really an Alpha Molina type movie. No, No, he 958 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,720 Speaker 1: would not set foot on that set. I don't think so. 959 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,400 Speaker 1: And even if he was offered a part um, he 960 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:15,680 Speaker 1: was probably busy shooting his iconic part in Boogie Nights, 961 01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:22,680 Speaker 1: which comes out the same year. True interesting, y'all know there. 962 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,280 Speaker 1: I just have his Wikipedia page open at all times. 963 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,320 Speaker 1: And then as far as like Austin Powers three, this 964 01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,160 Speaker 1: is the one I'm least familiar with. I only saw 965 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:37,400 Speaker 1: it once, but there's just the Beyonce one. There's a 966 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:42,160 Speaker 1: whole slew of racist jokes throughout the movie. Is she 967 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:47,640 Speaker 1: his love interest? Um, she's like his like spy partner. 968 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,720 Speaker 1: I don't think they ever have any sort of I 969 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,280 Speaker 1: don't remember. I think they do kiss at the end. 970 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,760 Speaker 1: I think yeah, but it's not quite it's not quite 971 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,520 Speaker 1: framed the same way as it is in the first 972 01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,600 Speaker 1: two movies. I hate that B and I had to 973 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,120 Speaker 1: kiss Mike Myers, But then I would also be pissed 974 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,560 Speaker 1: if he had no interest in Beyonce at all, you 975 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:10,880 Speaker 1: know right, That would also be racist, right, Like, oh, 976 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,920 Speaker 1: is it because she's black? You know right? Well, yeah, 977 01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,280 Speaker 1: we've talked about that a lot in recent episodes of 978 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:23,040 Speaker 1: like this, especially in this era, like a resistance to 979 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:27,120 Speaker 1: showing any interracial couples on screen, and how like it 980 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:32,040 Speaker 1: sometimes gets confused even by us at certain points of like, oh, 981 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,520 Speaker 1: that's cool that they didn't force a love interest, and 982 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,680 Speaker 1: and then like, I mean it was when we were 983 01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:39,360 Speaker 1: talking about bad boys, but it was like, oh, well 984 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:42,040 Speaker 1: that was because in this time, it wasn't that they 985 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:45,120 Speaker 1: were doing something feminists, is that they were doing something racist. 986 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:52,760 Speaker 1: Oh totally yes, if if memory serves, they do share 987 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,000 Speaker 1: They are like flirting a lot throughout the movie, and 988 01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,400 Speaker 1: they do share a kiss at the end, but he 989 01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:01,120 Speaker 1: is not trying to shag the time, not trying to 990 01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:05,360 Speaker 1: shag her relentlessly in a harassing way. Again, as far 991 01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,520 Speaker 1: as I was like watching like in the middle of 992 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:12,680 Speaker 1: the night. So who knows what my memory is doing. 993 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,360 Speaker 1: But either way, none of these movies are good and 994 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:23,000 Speaker 1: they're all treat women terribly. Also, I mean, just because 995 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,240 Speaker 1: we referenced it at the top of the episode, this 996 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:28,040 Speaker 1: movie this true. I mean they are all three directed 997 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:31,920 Speaker 1: by Jay Roach Caitlin. Oh I believe they are. Yes, 998 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,880 Speaker 1: so j ro okay. So this is like one of 999 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:38,320 Speaker 1: my least favorite trends in recent movie history. I hate 1000 01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,640 Speaker 1: it so much. We've talked about it before on the 1001 01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:47,640 Speaker 1: Mate Treon, But this whole like trend of men who 1002 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:52,920 Speaker 1: directed incredibly offensive broad nineties and early two thousands comedies 1003 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:57,480 Speaker 1: getting this second act now directing movies that are supposed 1004 01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:01,480 Speaker 1: to be feminist or like or I guess progressive in general. 1005 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,480 Speaker 1: Where you have the Fairly Brothers with Green Book, which 1006 01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:08,560 Speaker 1: is a trash movie that want a ton of oscars, 1007 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,240 Speaker 1: Eric you have, I mean for but in Jay Roach 1008 01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:15,960 Speaker 1: directed Bombshell, which was supposed to be the feminist movie 1009 01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:19,840 Speaker 1: of the movie season. It wasn't. It didn't make any 1010 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,720 Speaker 1: fucking sense and it wasn't very good. But this is 1011 01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:26,640 Speaker 1: the fact that like these prestige projects that are about 1012 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,840 Speaker 1: women and people of color, and they're just being given 1013 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,880 Speaker 1: to these guys that did these outwardly, like their whole 1014 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:39,920 Speaker 1: resume is like across the board. J roaches resume is sexist, sexist, sexist. 1015 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,080 Speaker 1: What I didn't say that right any of the three 1016 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:47,160 Speaker 1: times understood, but like but but then that they're like, yeah, 1017 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:50,600 Speaker 1: you know what, he should get an opportunity to direct 1018 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:54,439 Speaker 1: a movie about misogyny in the workplace, Like on what 1019 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,880 Speaker 1: fucking grounds? It's just whoa, you're blowing my mind right now. 1020 01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:02,400 Speaker 1: I had no idea. That's wow, that this is the 1021 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,120 Speaker 1: this is how the system gets recycled over and over. 1022 01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,960 Speaker 1: Of course it's the people who were here first, and 1023 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,560 Speaker 1: it's dudes like him, and of course they wore in 1024 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,160 Speaker 1: the times. That was what that's so fucked up. He's 1025 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,080 Speaker 1: the one who directed bomb Yeah, I mean, they're not 1026 01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:19,680 Speaker 1: getting you talent. No, it's like of all the I mean, 1027 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,680 Speaker 1: of all the stories that needed to be directed by 1028 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:26,840 Speaker 1: a woman, and then also like why we are like, oh, 1029 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:30,120 Speaker 1: the first Me Too movie is about like women on 1030 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,800 Speaker 1: Fox News, Like all right, but so it's like shitty 1031 01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,800 Speaker 1: on a number of levels. But if you want to 1032 01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:38,680 Speaker 1: tell that story, why hand that to the director of 1033 01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:41,960 Speaker 1: all three Austin Powers? Just like, on what fucking grounds 1034 01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:46,240 Speaker 1: does that make sense? Well, Jamie, because he also directed 1035 01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:53,040 Speaker 1: Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers. I like, I 1036 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:56,240 Speaker 1: don't I've every I mean, I I don't know anything 1037 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,680 Speaker 1: about this man personally, but you just like on on 1038 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:02,640 Speaker 1: paper and on like the resume translating to that, it 1039 01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,800 Speaker 1: just makes no sense. And it just it's like it 1040 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,840 Speaker 1: seems like a slap in the face to female filmmakers 1041 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:10,880 Speaker 1: as a whole. Yes, oh my god. I wonder what 1042 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,480 Speaker 1: side by side the scenes from Fembots, if there are 1043 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:16,120 Speaker 1: any scenes and bombshell that kind of like side by side. 1044 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,920 Speaker 1: I'm just thinking it's like three three blonde women, you know, 1045 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:22,160 Speaker 1: three blonde women. There were six blond fembots, you know, 1046 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,480 Speaker 1: like if if it's like there's some like shot the 1047 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:27,720 Speaker 1: shot storyboard like similar. I don't know, I wonder if 1048 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:30,080 Speaker 1: he used that as a pitch, you know, like, oh, 1049 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,160 Speaker 1: this is a scene from Austin Powers. Okay, so I'm picturing, 1050 01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:35,360 Speaker 1: you know, how the fembots were like this, this is 1051 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,680 Speaker 1: how the girls and Bombshell are going to be standing. 1052 01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:41,880 Speaker 1: It's kind of like this. Yeah, so that's a not 1053 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:45,560 Speaker 1: very fun fact. My, my. The only fun fact I 1054 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:50,320 Speaker 1: could find about this movie that was fun was that scene. 1055 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,520 Speaker 1: I mean, there's like those two scenes that have those 1056 01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:57,840 Speaker 1: extended visual jokes about dicks and boobies because movies for 1057 01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:04,560 Speaker 1: nine year olds, Um, but whatever, And what if they're okay, hilarious? 1058 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:07,680 Speaker 1: Saw Jamie had while watching the movie. What if you 1059 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:11,240 Speaker 1: watched the end and it was like cinematography Roger Deakins. 1060 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:18,240 Speaker 1: Just what if Roger Deakins literally orchestrated those boobies and 1061 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:22,600 Speaker 1: PP shots anyways? Um, well it's not him, but that 1062 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:26,760 Speaker 1: would be really funny if that was Roger Deakins. Anyways, Um, 1063 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:29,680 Speaker 1: that scene, that last scene with all the melons and 1064 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,480 Speaker 1: the boobies and all the whole booby thing that was 1065 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:38,600 Speaker 1: shot at the Scientology Celebrity Center, what weird? What? Okay? 1066 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,919 Speaker 1: Hold on, there's just too many things. My mind needs 1067 01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:44,400 Speaker 1: to calm down. Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna explode like 1068 01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:49,479 Speaker 1: like one of the thumbs. Wait okay, wait, everything's wrong 1069 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:54,320 Speaker 1: with everything, Everything's very wrong. Hold on, I need to um, 1070 01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:58,960 Speaker 1: I need to calm down. Wait okay, So everything about 1071 01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:02,439 Speaker 1: this movie is remind me of just everything wrong with 1072 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:05,560 Speaker 1: like the nineties, not just nineties. It's like very in 1073 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:10,520 Speaker 1: cell from like the Judo Chop to now Scientology. It's 1074 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:16,200 Speaker 1: this is all very like toxic in cell shit, you 1075 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:19,480 Speaker 1: know what. Well, also because for some reason, like every 1076 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:23,520 Speaker 1: guy loser who's like who gets toxic about not getting 1077 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:28,120 Speaker 1: um laid gets really into like martial arts too, and 1078 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:33,200 Speaker 1: so every time no for real, it's like um uh 1079 01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:35,760 Speaker 1: you know, Putin is like a black belt, you know 1080 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:39,640 Speaker 1: what I mean. It's always like weird evil people. It's 1081 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,880 Speaker 1: always like evil dudes like who are like not getting 1082 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:47,640 Speaker 1: laid and like you know, are angry about it. Um 1083 01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:50,960 Speaker 1: that gets really so like the references to Judo freaked 1084 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:54,040 Speaker 1: me out, to like Judo chop, you know, in Awesome Powers, 1085 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:57,200 Speaker 1: because I was like everything like the obsession with Japan, 1086 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,640 Speaker 1: you know, obsession with boobies, dumb sex oaks, and poop 1087 01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:05,280 Speaker 1: jokes and uh, I mean the scientology I can't explain 1088 01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:08,800 Speaker 1: right now, but like did they just offer it? I 1089 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:13,160 Speaker 1: don't know, I guess yeah, it was a free Everything 1090 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:15,000 Speaker 1: else seemed kind of like they could shoot it for 1091 01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,519 Speaker 1: pretty low budge. I mean the u n was just 1092 01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,160 Speaker 1: like a dark room, right, Like the background was just 1093 01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:24,640 Speaker 1: black right. I think the first movie had a sixteen 1094 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:28,320 Speaker 1: point five million dollar budget, which is yeah, not pretty 1095 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:33,960 Speaker 1: low for a studio comedy at like action comedy. Yeah. Yeah, 1096 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:36,280 Speaker 1: I wonder how much that budget goes up between the 1097 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:38,920 Speaker 1: first and the second one. Oh, I have it right here. 1098 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:42,920 Speaker 1: It uh pretty much doubles for The Spy Who Shagged Me, 1099 01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:47,599 Speaker 1: and then that again nearly doubles for the third movie. Um, 1100 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:52,360 Speaker 1: these movies grossed. The first one didn't do super well. 1101 01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:55,280 Speaker 1: It was a success, but I read that part of 1102 01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:57,200 Speaker 1: the reason it didn't do well is it didn't do 1103 01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:59,960 Speaker 1: well in England because it came out right after Prince 1104 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:03,680 Speaker 1: us Die passed away and no one was fucking with 1105 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,360 Speaker 1: it at that time, because I think that they were 1106 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:08,040 Speaker 1: really banking on it being very successful in England as well, 1107 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:13,160 Speaker 1: but everyone in England was bummed out. Um, I'm seeing 1108 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,599 Speaker 1: two different figures here, and I don't know exactly which 1109 01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,559 Speaker 1: one is which, so I'll just stay the lower one 1110 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:22,120 Speaker 1: to be safe. But worldwide these movies, the trilogy grossed 1111 01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:27,360 Speaker 1: about six hundred and seventy five million dollars um as 1112 01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:33,040 Speaker 1: a trilogy across the world. So you're like, You're like, 1113 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:37,240 Speaker 1: the people were sad about Princess Diana's death and they 1114 01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:39,719 Speaker 1: knew watching the movie would not make them feel better, 1115 01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:45,439 Speaker 1: and so they just avoided it pretty much. I don't know, 1116 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:50,160 Speaker 1: does anyone have any other final thoughts? I can't wait 1117 01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:55,840 Speaker 1: to do another Mike Myers movie? Oh yeah, you got 1118 01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:59,160 Speaker 1: what do you do? You want to come back for? Um? 1119 01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:02,080 Speaker 1: So I marry an axe murderer or whatever the book 1120 01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:05,840 Speaker 1: that movie is? Sure? I haven't seen that our our 1121 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:10,479 Speaker 1: number one request. Most people haven't. Um yeah, Well, next 1122 01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,519 Speaker 1: time we'll have you on for a movie that you 1123 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:17,360 Speaker 1: actually want to talk. We've punished you long enough. No, no, no, 1124 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,000 Speaker 1: it's fine. Look, I have we have time right now. 1125 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,679 Speaker 1: I have time right now. It's like, yeah, we visit 1126 01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:27,680 Speaker 1: awesome powers, we appreciate it. Yes, Uh, let's figure out 1127 01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:32,439 Speaker 1: if the movie passes the Bechtel test. No it doesn't. 1128 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:36,000 Speaker 1: I had my fingers crossed for when Vanessa and her 1129 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:40,160 Speaker 1: mother were talking, but they always talked about fucking Austin Powers. 1130 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:43,719 Speaker 1: So yeah, I think that's the only time women interact 1131 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:48,640 Speaker 1: in the entire movie, because like frail Farbistina does not 1132 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,760 Speaker 1: interact with her femboss. They don't have names and they 1133 01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:56,360 Speaker 1: don't have names. Um yeah, maybe a lot of Vagina 1134 01:10:56,479 --> 01:11:01,000 Speaker 1: when she's like kidnapping Vanessa, but I don't know if 1135 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:05,320 Speaker 1: they talk either. We didn't see that conversation. Yeah. No, 1136 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:09,320 Speaker 1: I don't think this movie passes the Bechtel test, and 1137 01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:13,280 Speaker 1: if it does, it shouldn't write unless the sea bass 1138 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,759 Speaker 1: the mutated sea beasts were all female fish and they talked, 1139 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,559 Speaker 1: but we didn't see it. There better be a deleted 1140 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:23,920 Speaker 1: scene where that happens. And if not pissed, let's rate 1141 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,519 Speaker 1: it on our nipple scale zero to five nipples based 1142 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:30,080 Speaker 1: on its representation of women. I think I'm gonna just 1143 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:32,719 Speaker 1: go ahead and give this zero nipples. Give it a 1144 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:38,160 Speaker 1: zero as well. I'm going to give it a concaved nipple. Yeah. 1145 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:43,840 Speaker 1: I mean, everything about it is despicable. It does not 1146 01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:48,040 Speaker 1: get any better as the franchise goes forward. There was 1147 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:53,120 Speaker 1: an opportunity to provide meaningful commentary on this type of 1148 01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:59,280 Speaker 1: like spy action franchise, because I mean, we talked about 1149 01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:03,080 Speaker 1: one of the Bond movies so far on the podcast, um, 1150 01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:05,160 Speaker 1: and it was one of the more recent ones, and 1151 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:09,880 Speaker 1: it's still do we have to talk about another one? No? Well, 1152 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:13,320 Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, we can do Austin Powers. 1153 01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:18,160 Speaker 1: Because originally, um, the newest Bond installment was supposed to 1154 01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:22,400 Speaker 1: come out in early April, but everything, you know, not 1155 01:12:22,479 --> 01:12:25,320 Speaker 1: being released in theaters. So that's why I was like, Oh, 1156 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:29,000 Speaker 1: let's do an Austin Powers movie instead. So that's why 1157 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,639 Speaker 1: we're releasing this episode. Now you know all of our 1158 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:36,439 Speaker 1: plans that fall into ship. But it's actually fine. Mulan 1159 01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:40,800 Speaker 1: didn't come out, but our episode did, so basically it 1160 01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:44,799 Speaker 1: came out basically Mulan came, yeah and look whatever. Oh 1161 01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:47,240 Speaker 1: by the way, I wanted to before we leave, I 1162 01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:50,240 Speaker 1: said concave nipple, not to body shame, but because it's 1163 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:55,160 Speaker 1: like a negative nipple. Oh so yeah, what I meant was, 1164 01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:59,400 Speaker 1: it's a it's a negative one. Got it. God, I 1165 01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:04,960 Speaker 1: think I've lost ability to really like swarm sentences because no, honestly, 1166 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,600 Speaker 1: I haven't seen people and I know anyways, thank you 1167 01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:12,160 Speaker 1: for having me on that would be that's my last thought. Uh, 1168 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:14,360 Speaker 1: we're we're so glad to have had you. Thank you 1169 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,920 Speaker 1: so much for being here. And a natsco. What would 1170 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:21,519 Speaker 1: you like to plug? And where can people follow you 1171 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:24,559 Speaker 1: online and check out your stuff? You can just define 1172 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:27,920 Speaker 1: me at Outsco Comedy a T s uk O Comedy. 1173 01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:32,080 Speaker 1: That's where I'm at. 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