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Speaker 1: Okay, before the full show podcast starts, I gotta say,

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Speaker 1: hoose red is your color? I mean it really is. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what about me? I'm in red too? You know that's cute?

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Speaker 2: All right if you didn't remember, you need to be

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Speaker 2: wearing your red today because we are spreading awareness of

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Speaker 2: cardiovascular disease, which is the number one killer of women.

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Speaker 2: It kills more women than all cancers combined. It's crazy

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Speaker 2: and it's largely preventable. Okay, you can do something about it.

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Speaker 2: And the first thing you should do is join our

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Speaker 2: team red of course.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and the link to that is in the show notes. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 3: And you're not wearing red?

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Speaker 1: Go home? Just spilled spaghetti sauce all it's actually cheaper. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're kicking it off. It's a nine week program. We'd

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Speaker 1: love you to be on our team.

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Speaker 2: It's Team Alexis and Brook and we've got a link,

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Speaker 2: like she said in the show notes, and we're going

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Speaker 2: to do nine weeks of just some virtual activities to

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Speaker 2: learn more about our heart health.

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Speaker 4: They're so easy, only take a few minutes a day,

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Speaker 4: super simple.

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Speaker 1: Join our team and hey, enjoy the show.

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Speaker 5: Yay.

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Speaker 3: How often do you guys use like Uber Eats or

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Speaker 3: door Dash to deliver food to your house almost.

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Speaker 6: I'd say it's.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I do it like twice a year. Maybe, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: part of my routine.

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Speaker 3: The other night I had a friend over. We got

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Speaker 3: some Tai food delivered. Okay, just got in order of

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Speaker 3: cashew chicken, pad tie and egg rolls. Okay, three items.

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Speaker 3: Guess how much it costs?

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Speaker 1: Okay, deliver always like fifteen dollars.

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Speaker 3: The total was ninety dollars and sixty five cents pad tie,

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Speaker 3: egg rolls in what cashew chicken? And the reason why

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Speaker 3: is because where we live, delivery fees of skyrocketed in

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Speaker 3: order to keep up with the minimum wage and other

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Speaker 1: You're like way up a hill.

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Speaker 3: You're not downtown or anything.

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Speaker 1: You can't walk to a restaurant like they're gonna have to.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you don't have to shame where I live.

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Speaker 1: I like it.

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Speaker 3: I like being in seclusion.

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Speaker 1: Personally, ninety two dollars, I mean, what do you tip

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Speaker 3: Well, there's also a report of someone who ordered two

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Speaker 3: euros got charged forty four to ninety for that, then

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Speaker 3: an additional eight dollars and forty seven cents for service

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Speaker 3: and delivery fees. And that was before the new laws

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Speaker 2: I tell you, I go through the whole process of

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, nope.

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Speaker 4: No, And if you could pick up it's like less

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, it looks like I'm driving there. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So at this point a lot of people are saying

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's the same thing as like streaming,

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Speaker 1: We had a way.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you can't cheat the system anymore.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 1: I enjoyed it for a short time.

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Speaker 3: I mean me, I'm definitely not happy about it. What

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Speaker 3: rolls and make authentic pad tie on a weeknight?

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Speaker 7: Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: My mother did not raise me to cook for myself,

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Speaker 1: You could just drive to the restaurant absolutely not. Oh

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Speaker 1: remember Bron't right?

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Speaker 3: I like being charged one hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: Huge, that's interesting. Why don't you pick up lunch then? Ever?

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Speaker 3: Saves money for his own dinner. Yees, because someone in

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Speaker 3: this room makes me lose my appetite every time I'm here.

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Speaker 3: So now let's get into the shot collar question of

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Speaker 7: That's right, since we were already complaining about the downsides

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Speaker 1: Our snack hole, my mouth, Jake.

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Speaker 7: I love more than one hundred and twelve million Americans

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Speaker 7: our country is only second to China, bringing in an

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Speaker 7: estimated two hundred and eighteen billion dollars a year Wow

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Speaker 7: Deliver Yeah, and by twenty twenty seven, experts are estimating

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Speaker 7: it will pass the five hundred billion dollar mark. Holy cow,

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Speaker 7: because Jose will be that.

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Speaker 1: Hungry and it looks like Jeff's gonna order again.

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Speaker 7: What exactly are people ordering the most? You're gonna have

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Speaker 7: included in an extra salty edition of plenty of twenty. Okay, again,

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Speaker 7: if you hear this sound, you guess the number one

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Speaker 7: most popular food item and are safe from one wrong guess.

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Speaker 7: Now we drew a name out of a hat, and

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Speaker 7: today we're starting with Alexis.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I only get food delivered by I am

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Speaker 4: like severely hungover and like on my deathbed.

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Speaker 3: So every single day as well.

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Speaker 4: But I don't get that when I'm hungover, it's like

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Speaker 4: the next morning I'm talking about, like I can't get

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Speaker 4: out of bed and I order a breakfast burrito.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Barrita, there it is burrito. I'm amost gonna take

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Speaker 7: taco off the board from number one. So burrito and

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Speaker 7: taco where the number one answer the most delivered food

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Speaker 8: She does.

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Speaker 7: Next up is brook.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I actually thought number one was gonna be pizza,

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Speaker 7: Pizza. It's number three on the list, So number two

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Speaker 7: is still on the list. Jose Europe.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna say ramen.

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Speaker 7: Ramen number two, fifteen on the list, I'm gonna give

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Speaker 7: you miso soup, ramen something like that in general soup.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna give you that. For number fifteen, We're gonna

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Speaker 3: I do order one food item a lot, but not

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Speaker 3: a mammae jake and a mome.

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Speaker 7: Number thirteen on the list. People love apps. We're back

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Speaker 7: to Alexis.

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Speaker 4: This is I think as far as takeout food, Chinese

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Speaker 1: So what orange chicken? I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Orange chicken did not make the top twenty. Alexis, you

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Speaker 7: have the silver Sainos. You're still in it. We're over

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Speaker 2: I think that Jeffrey was onto something where pad tie is,

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Speaker 7: Thaie pad tie number four on the list. Still have

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Speaker 7: We're back to Jose.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna stay with the Mexican.

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Speaker 7: Nachos did not make the top twenty. I'm sorry. There

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Speaker 7: are other Mexican dishes on there, but not Nacho specifically.

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Speaker 3: Say we're gonna go to Jeffrey, going back to ordering

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Speaker 3: food but not necessarily eating it. The reason my toes

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Speaker 3: So give me guacamole, chips and gold dip.

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Speaker 7: Number eighteen.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna give not.

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Speaker 7: Necessarily all entrees on this list. There's a lot of

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Speaker 4: I mean when I did worked Postmates for a while,

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Speaker 4: I know I couldn't resist sometimes possibly grabbing some people's fries.

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Speaker 7: French fries number twelve on the list.

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Speaker 1: Brook, Okay, I got another one. I think this is good.

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Speaker 1: Show me chicken wings.

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Speaker 7: Chicken wings, boneless and bone full number ten on the list.

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Speaker 1: Maloneys on there, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: There is one thing that I do eat when I

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Speaker 3: order it. Prairie oysters.

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Speaker 1: What what what is that?

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Speaker 3: Rocky Mountain oysters?

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Speaker 3: Those are bull They're called Prairie oysters.

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Speaker 1: Right to the Rocky Mountain Oyster Festival.

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Speaker 3: No one cares give me Prairie.

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Speaker 7: Oysters, Prairie oysters. I'm gonna give you three wrong answers.

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Speaker 7: Finally we have Alexis and Brook. Alexis is used or

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Speaker 7: silver saved. The next wrong answer loses Alexis turn.

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Speaker 1: I'm going basic and I'm gonna say a.

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Speaker 7: Burger cheese burger number two on the way basic about

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Speaker 1: Bye, everyone in my family loves it. Show me karioki chicken.

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Speaker 7: let me go over what you guys missed? Number five

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Speaker 7: chicken caesadilla, Number six was sushi. Fried chicken sandwich was seven,

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Speaker 7: burger breakfast sandwich was nineteen, and number twenty was kind

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Speaker 7: that you mentioned barbecue, Oh yeah, that was all right.

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Speaker 3: Well, Alexis is the one who comes out with the

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Speaker 3: victory today. She's gonna choose you to get shocked and

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Speaker 3: someone's gonna be singing. That's a more by Dean Martin.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go jose for all the foody orders.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, when hits your I like a big

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Speaker 3: pizza by that some more shock collar question of the.

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Speaker 6: Day brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Valentine's Day is right around the corner. It's broken, Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the morning. And I know there's a few of

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Speaker 3: bitterness towards you. Rex. Well, have I got the Valentine's

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Speaker 3: Day gift for.

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Speaker 1: You there, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: An animal shelter in New Jersey called Homeward Bound Pet

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Speaker 3: Adoption is offering a unique news service for Cupid's Birthday

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Speaker 3: this year. For a fifty dollars donation, they will name

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Speaker 3: a feral cat after your ex and then newter it.

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Speaker 3: But I don't worry. They're not just coming after the boys.

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Speaker 3: They'll also spay the female cats too, So now you

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Speaker 3: are not the only celibate one on this Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 7: But what if I.

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Speaker 9: Get emotional and I want my cat to have babies

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Speaker 9: and be happy.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a feral cat, so you don't want those

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Speaker 1: You don't need more kiddies.

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Speaker 3: And it might sound a little bit cruel, but it

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Speaker 1: Have you not listened to Bob Barker ever in your life?

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Speaker 3: He still around?

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Speaker 1: I think.

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Speaker 3: The good thing is you're going to get a certified

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Speaker 3: A woman named Francine Whitlock recently woke up last Tuesday morning.

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Speaker 3: She looked outside only to find her house was vandalized

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Speaker 1: That's vandalization? Is that how you say it?

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Speaker 3: There were large chunks by her doorstep and stream all

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is it just an angry piece of

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Speaker 3: She has no idea who did it or why, so

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Speaker 2: Remember when my car got cheesed and I had a

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Speaker 1: If they did the cheese and the pepperoni together, you're

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Speaker 3: When cops showed up, they found that there wasn't any

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Speaker 3: In New Jersey, Pepperoni crime is the top of the place,

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Speaker 3: it looked like maybe some kind of salami. Final conclusion

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Speaker 7: It means out there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why do I feel like she's all over Facebook

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Speaker 1: So everybody pushes it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you have to.

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Speaker 1: If you're frisky, I'm like, what's gonna.

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Speaker 3: A manager says, the disco party bathrooms have gone viral

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Speaker 1: I think it's a new thing. Member Jose and I

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Speaker 2: It's like super swagy, very low key, and then you

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Speaker 3: I prefer the convenience store bathrooms, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: But the manager even said I had a sixty year

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Speaker 3: by visiting all six hop Shop Disco bathrooms in one day.

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Speaker 3: That's a bathroom hoping.

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Speaker 1: What happens when you're so close to illegal.

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Speaker 3: The idea was to do something unique to bring people

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Speaker 3: single restaurant. This neck lazer stories out of the glorious

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Speaker 3: land of carbs and cheese. But my doctor doesn't like

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Speaker 3: it when I visit. Now, are you trying to lose

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Speaker 3: invest in a good cookbook, just not this one. Uh,

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Speaker 1: What wait, don't they serve just pizza? What else would

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Speaker 3: It's called the Chuck E Cheese and Friends Party Cookbook.

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Speaker 1: No one has ever gone there for food. It's like,

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Speaker 1: that's not the reason you go.

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Speaker 3: It's full of recipes for parties and large groups. Hey,

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Speaker 3: there's no reason you could use them for your rehearsal

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Speaker 2: Are you telling me there's a chef at Chuck E Cheese.

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Speaker 3: It's one hundred and twenty eight pages wow recipes and

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Speaker 3: and they're animatronic chicken, Hell and Henny. Not clear how

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Speaker 3: many of their actual menu items are in it, but

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Speaker 3: recipes include things like Kansas City barbecue, chicken pizza, Halloween

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's really simple. They didn't come up with that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: am so easy?

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Speaker 3: A rainbow marble unicorn cake. Tasty, but it has to

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Speaker 3: And if you want to party it up like Chuck.

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Speaker 3: You can pre order it on Amazon for twenty three dollars.

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Speaker 3: Whoa j.

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Speaker 1: Really do think they're chef?

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Speaker 3: This next Lazer Stories out of England, a nineteenth century

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Speaker 3: cabinet was brought to the auction house by a family

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Speaker 3: he opened it up and saw a lemon.

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Speaker 7: Not a lemon.

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Speaker 3: Well it wasn't an ordinary lemon, though, it was a

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Speaker 3: dried out, round, brown, leathery looking one lemon. Even crazier,

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Speaker 3: it was inscribed with a message that said, given by

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Speaker 3: mister p Leu Francini, November fourth, seventeen thirty nine to

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Speaker 3: miss E Baxter, a lemon from the seventeen hundred. So

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Speaker 3: we're gonna have a picture of it up on the

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Speaker 3: brook and free instant story so you could see.

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Speaker 1: Why do we need preservatives of stuff from the seventeen hundred?

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Speaker 1: Sticks around?

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Speaker 3: The auction house figured what the heck? So they decided

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Speaker 3: of fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: Well that's pretty high.

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Speaker 3: And what happened next shock to everyone, because that shriveled

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Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, is there.

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Speaker 2: Even any proof that it's really from the seventeen hundred?

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Speaker 10: To give me no leg because I got some old

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Speaker 10: old produce I could write some stuff off.

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Speaker 1: I may want to sell it.

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Speaker 3: That seventeen hundreds lemon looks like an alvacado that's been

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Speaker 3: forty bucks. Ah, and hey got me thinking, I'm sure

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Speaker 3: Brooke does have some old food in her desk that

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Speaker 3: we could probably auction off for charity.

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Speaker 2: Here, I mean, I got lunch from a couple of

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Speaker 3: Maybe you could team up with this guy for the auction.

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Speaker 3: He's always hiding surprise stuff in the bottom of random

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Speaker 3: laser stories come to an end for the day. We'll

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Speaker 3: do it again the same time on Monday.

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Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You think you're smarter than us, Yeah, you are by

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Speaker 3: prove it when we play a brand new edition of

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Speaker 3: Riffing Around. If you haven't heard it before, it's where

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Speaker 3: I play an instrumental song in my co host guess

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Speaker 3: the title. Possible themes for this round include war and diphtheria.

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Speaker 1: Wow, is going to be a fun one a lot of.

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Speaker 3: Positive news out there. We'll see what theme we go with,

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Speaker 3: and we play a brand new edition of Around coming

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Speaker 3: up right after this. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 3: and I checked the weather forecast for the upcoming week.

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Speaker 3: It's looking like it's going to be colder than a

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Speaker 3: cast iron toilet on the shady side of an iceberg.

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Speaker 3: And okay, the only two ways to warm up are

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Speaker 3: with a pair of Brook and Jeffreys solar powered underwear,

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Speaker 3: or with a pipe and hot game of riffing round.

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Speaker 3: Riffing around, if you haven't heard it before, that's where

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Speaker 3: I play the instrumental of a very popular song in

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Speaker 3: my co hosts just have to name the tune, all right,

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Speaker 3: and the honor of the frigid temperatures, every song you

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Speaker 6: Ah.

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Speaker 3: There are no Christmas songs in this list, even though

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Speaker 3: it's winter. So we're gonna start things off with a

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Speaker 1: I just chugged on.

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Speaker 3: Cold weather tune.

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Speaker 1: Oh easy, Oh, Ice ice Baby, Yes.

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Speaker 3: Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice. Because ice spoilert tends

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Speaker 3: to be famously cold Hondo Jose. Remember the theme is

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Speaker 9: It's cold as Ice, Cold as Ice by Foreigner And

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Speaker 9: in fact, speaking of Foreigner, they actually wrote that song

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Speaker 9: about Brook and her cold cold time, which it's now your.

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Speaker 3: Turn, Brook. The name this famous cold weather hit.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, scrubs, No scrubs, that's correct, but I need

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Speaker 1: the reference to the cold Weather Yeah, who knows scrub

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Speaker 1: the members of TLC Chili Chili because it is chilli.

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Speaker 3: I mean you struggled to get to the right answer there.

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Speaker 6: I don't know why.

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Speaker 3: I think it was pretty obvious where we were going

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Speaker 3: with that. So somehow we are on the round two

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Speaker 3: and the score is tied one one, playing riffing around

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Speaker 3: cold Weather edition where the title of the song or

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Speaker 1: Say the artist names from me?

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Speaker 3: One more time, it's minus ten points Brook. We are

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Speaker 3: back to the girl who says starburst and skittles are

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Speaker 3: the top two categories in her food pyramid. We're going

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Speaker 3: to Alexis name this cold weather.

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Speaker 1: Song shake it off? But how's that?

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Speaker 3: What are you shaking?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Ques? Like Brooks, I'm ready. I wasn't there back you up.

447
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 1: I didn't really get it. I was like where I

448
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 1: have to go with this?

449
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 3: Yere here? Because if you didn't realize when it gets

450
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 3: chilly outside, you tend to shake a little bit because

451
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 3: it's cold. So we're on to Jose again. Jose, you

452
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,439
Speaker 3: must answer if you know this is going to be

453
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 3: like blizzard, you need to do this in your phone

454
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 3: tap character Rolando's this tune. Oh yes, come on, DC's

455
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 3: able to request you today.

456
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 6: But why.

457
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 3: Because takes your breath away?

458
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 1: Or is it the remix of Daddy's I'll Be Missing

459
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 1: You Brooks.

460
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 3: This is not your term minus one point.

461
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 1: It could have been.

462
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 3: Again, Jose, what was your answer for the song I

463
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 3: Will be missing You?

464
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: No, you said it before the right way.

465
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 11: Oh, I already forgot.

466
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 3: We're gonna go to Alexis then reput Alexis is gonna

467
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 3: take the point on that one game. Brook. We're back

468
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 3: to you now. Put on your whole thinking cap for

469
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 3: this one, because remember it's cold, and name this cold

470
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 3: weather song.

471
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I'm i oh try.

472
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 3: Mumbling does not tell that as an answer, Brook, The.

473
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: Name of the song is it? Dress away? Jose to

474
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: steal it.

475
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 3: I think it's just so cold, so cold.

476
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,679
Speaker 12: Now you're here.

477
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 5: Again, that's not your turn, don't feels that's it with

478
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 5: sweater weather by the neighborhood, because when it's cold out

479
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 5: you tend to need a sweater.

480
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's a one hit wonder if I've

481
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 2: ever heard one.

482
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 7: Mind.

483
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 3: That's another point for Brook for hating on the neighborhood,

484
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 3: for the amazing song that's lasted over a decade. On

485
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 3: to the third round. The score is zero for Jose,

486
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 3: four for alexis negative two for Brooke. Now all the

487
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 3: points are worth triple. The herd and final round a lexus.

488
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 3: You should remember this because you were actually conceived to it.

489
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,199
Speaker 3: According to my research, play it.

490
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 1: This is what I was conceived too. Oh I know

491
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,119
Speaker 1: what it is.

492
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 3: Oh, now I hear it.

493
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,439
Speaker 1: It sounds like a Disney music.

494
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 6: It is.

495
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: When a dream is a wish.

496
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 3: No, that's not it, Brook, Can you steal it?

497
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: Someday my prince will call it?

498
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 5: Yes?

499
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 3: And why does that have to do with the cold.

500
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: Because she lost her shoe? Who is it, sleeping beauty?

501
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 3: No, it's snow. Snow is a cold thing. With those

502
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 3: double points, you are back up to zero.

503
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 1: Really hard to keep tracking.

504
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 3: Very mad, Jose, please transform into your character Clover for

505
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 3: this one and this cold weather hit. Oh here's my

506
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 3: mite and cheering.

507
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 6: Uh huh?

508
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 3: What does he sing?

509
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 6: That little red freak?

510
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 3: He's got pale skin. Skin looks just like a snowman.

511
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 3: But what is the name of this song? I'm gonna

512
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 3: give up and I'm gonna go back into home. Alright,

513
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 3: none for Clover, Alexis, can you steal it?

514
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,120
Speaker 1: Yes, Sugar.

515
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 3: Alexis goes up to five points total. She is in

516
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 3: the lead here and we are onto the final answer

517
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 3: here from Brook. This is your last chance, but it's

518
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 3: worth ten points if you get it right. Remember that's

519
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 3: doing the cold weather so this is pretty.

520
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: Much later trains coming. It's rolling around then.

521
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 6: Know.

522
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 1: Sh that's not the song prison.

523
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's not fullsome prison blues. Jose, can

524
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 3: you steal it? I feel like this is Johnny. It's

525
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 3: not john It's too late, you say, Johnny, Cash said Jose,

526
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 3: I walk all over? What does the walking? Yes, boots.

527
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 11: These boots are made for walkings injury with tie point

528
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 11: swings aund cold weather.

529
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 7: And I hate the scoring.

530
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 3: You win the riffing Capua next week when we do

531
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 3: riffing around famous Italian operas of the sixteenth century. Yeah,

532
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 3: and jeff Turty Penguin Deblo. Your phone taps coming.

533
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 6: Up next, brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Lexus.

534
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 3: If you're about to go out on a first date

535
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 3: with a cute guy, how thoughtful would it be to

536
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 3: get a surprise phone call from his mother? Wouldn't that

537
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 3: be nice to get the inside skinny on all of

538
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 3: his dislikes and likes and maybe even give you a

539
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 3: little pump up speech to get you ready for the

540
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 3: big night with her little boy.

541
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 4: I mean, it's always good to have some you know,

542
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 4: background on him, you know, in case you need to

543
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 4: hold it against them blackmail.

544
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 3: You're looking at him, Okay, sounds like you're not.

545
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 13: That into it.

546
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 1: No, no, no no, I'm trying to make the best

547
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: of it.

548
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 3: But maybe you don't love it, but Brooks certainly does.

549
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 3: She pretends to be a dude's mom and calls his

550
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 3: date less than twenty four hours before the actual event.

551
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 3: Here how it goes in your phone tap right now,

552
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 3: it's another twenty.

553
00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: Twenty Hello, am I speaking with the Heather? Yes, only

554
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: your future mother in law?

555
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 14: What did what did you say?

556
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 6: Oh?

557
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, okay, kidding for now.

558
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,479
Speaker 6: What is happening right now?

559
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 10: Goodness, you don't know my name. This is Constance. We

560
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 10: have not met, but you're supposed to go out with

561
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 10: my son Caleb tonight.

562
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: First date.

563
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah I am, But you said you your his mother?

564
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: Yes, and my little boy is just thrilled about taking

565
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: you out tonight.

566
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:45,479
Speaker 6: Oh.

567
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: I have heard a lot about you.

568
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 2: Yeah you have.

569
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 3: I have.

570
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: He showed me your dating profile. Oh, yoga, journaling, baking.

571
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: I give you a B plus, a B plus. Okay,

572
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: speaking of yoga.

573
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 10: It just reminded me my third husband, Darryl thinks yoga

574
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 10: has really helped me improve my kick thrusts in the bedroom.

575
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 13: And okay, I'm so confused.

576
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 2: Why are you calling me?

577
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 7: And how did you give my number?

578
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 6: Oh?

579
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 10: My little potato face. We share everything, so I have

580
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 10: his password. Now he doesn't know that I'm calling, so

581
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 10: let's keep this between us, ladies.

582
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 15: Oh my god, this is crazy. You share passwords?

583
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 6: Well?

584
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: What good mother? And son? Doesn't I remember?

585
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 7: Uh no, no, no one does that.

586
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 6: Oh.

587
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: I still have parental controls on his phone, so I

588
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: see all of your messages.

589
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 3: Oh really, Okay, I love that meme you.

590
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: Sent him two days ago at me laughing, I'll tell.

591
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 6: You you saw that you look through your grown son's phone.

592
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: We'll just get sent to mine. But you asked why

593
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: I was calling, and you know what, I think that's

594
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: a good point. I'm not calling to talk about me.

595
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: Let's focus on your date.

596
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 15: But I don't need to talk you about our date.

597
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 10: That's You're not a part of this.

598
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 15: So I don't even know why you're kind.

599
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: To I think I have some helpful information for you. Actually,

600
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: if you didn't realize Caleb really likes kisses behind his

601
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: right ear. Oh, he is ticklish there.

602
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 13: Oh, I don't even know if I should be going

603
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 13: on a date with Caleb if this is I bet, I.

604
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: Bet if you keep doing it, it might just turn

605
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: him on.

606
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's I'm a cool mom. Why do

607
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 7: you know that?

608
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: You're not a cool mom?

609
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 2: No, cool mom does this?

610
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: This is horrific.

611
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 6: I'm not cool.

612
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: How do you think I know about the Karate Kid then?

613
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: Huh what?

614
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 14: Oh?

615
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: He loves that show on Netflix.

616
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 14: Yeah.

617
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: Oh, he even wears.

618
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 10: The Karate Kid outfits around the house. And because he

619
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 10: recently lost his job at the bus station. He's not

620
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 10: a lot of time to practice his crane kicks.

621
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 14: He's getting good.

622
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 15: He lost his job.

623
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 7: Wait that that doesn't make sense. He was telling me

624
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 7: all about.

625
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 14: His work and a bund up like he works in marketing.

626
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 7: That's what he said.

627
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's really good at spinning those signs, but that's

628
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 10: only part time.

629
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: Think about it this way, though, part time work gives

630
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: him more time to spoil us. He has two favorite ladies.

631
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 13: Okay, I don't think this is gonna.

632
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 3: Work out, So can you just tell him?

633
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: Oh, he's going to be heartbroken. It'll be just like

634
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: last summer.

635
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 10: When his inflatable girlfriend got run over by a bully

636
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 10: with a skateboard.

637
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 13: What are you talking about.

638
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: It was inconsolable for days.

639
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 7: Okay, you know what.

640
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 15: This really isn't gonna work out. You need to tell

641
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 15: your son thank you, but no thanks.

642
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 10: Wait, my son does need to tell you one thing,

643
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 10: and that's that I'm not actually his mother. I actually

644
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 10: broke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.

645
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 10: We're doing a phone tap on you.

646
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 14: What is going on?

647
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Your take is actually the

648
00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: one who set you up. No, oh my god, you too.

649
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 10: Both have a really funny sense of humor, and he

650
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 10: wanted to play a joke on you before the first day.

651
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 6: I can't believe this.

652
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 2: That was insane.

653
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: Okay, so you like that, right, the joke.

654
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 6: I haven't decided yet. Every morning was weekday morning, brooking Jeffrey.

655
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 3: In the morning after we recorded the Second Date update,

656
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 3: we took a vote, and three out of the four

657
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 3: of us said don't air that. Yeah. Yeah, But I

658
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 3: was the lone wolf, saying, come on, guys, let's give

659
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 3: her a chance.

660
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: It doesn't make you look good, jeff No, it.

661
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 3: Does because I stood up for our listener like I

662
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 3: always do. I am like the Statue of Liberty of Radio,

663
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 3: standing proudly out in the harbor, saying give us. You're tired,

664
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 3: you are poor, your huddled masses, your scammers, your degenerates,

665
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 3: bring them all, you will take them.

666
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: I bet your arm is so tired.

667
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I know you want to shut down the borders, Brook.

668
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 3: I know you don't agree with this.

669
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 13: Am I.

670
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 3: He will let you decide who was right and who

671
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 3: was wrong. You're a brand new Second Date Update. We're

672
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 3: gonna find out right after this second date update date.

673
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 3: Whenever we do our second date updates, we don't usually

674
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 3: mention our socials at Brook and Jeffrey which make sure

675
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Speaker 3: to follow us. Check out our podcast to rate, subscribe

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Speaker 3: comments on Brooks hair whatever you want to do.

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Speaker 1: But I, okay, there's some roots. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Let the people comment that to you before you actually

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Speaker 3: do it. But I only bring it up because our

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00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 3: listener put down all of her socials in her email

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Speaker 3: when requesting a second date.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she thought maybe give her more.

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Speaker 3: Like you know, she does say that she's got a

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Speaker 3: few different jobs, and she may a lot of money,

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Speaker 3: and even though she doesn't necessarily need a guy right now,

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Speaker 3: she does want to give one a chance.

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Speaker 1: Today, giving person absolutely.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk to Vicky. Vicky, thank you for generously letting

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Speaker 3: one man have a shot with you. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 13: Oh god, thank you all so much for robbing me.

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Speaker 1: It's a true philanthropist and giving guys a chance.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for.

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Speaker 1: Allowing me to be on the phone with you.

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Speaker 3: This is a big love fest going on already. How

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Speaker 3: you doing, Vicky, Vicky?

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Speaker 13: I am doing fabulous. It sounds like you guys are

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Speaker 13: so cute.

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Speaker 1: We're cute.

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Speaker 3: Oh we don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that we've ever gotten that. She hasn't

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Speaker 1: seen us yet.

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Speaker 3: This is how you know she has never been to

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Speaker 3: our website. So, Vicky, we appreciate the compliments, but uh,

704
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 3: and we're happy to have you on with us today.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if you know this.

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Speaker 2: I'm also in media too.

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Speaker 7: I mean, okay, not radio of all this.

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Speaker 1: VICKI and I love how you're a strong woman and everything.

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Speaker 1: But are we just talking about you or are we

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Speaker 1: going to talk about your date?

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Speaker 6: Or were we?

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00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm having a good time talking about Vicky.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell us more about.

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Speaker 1: Your k I want the drama.

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Speaker 13: I just wanted you to know that I kind of

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Speaker 13: look up to your show because you're a good example

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Speaker 13: of how to be fun and entertaining. Oh that's nice,

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Speaker 13: and that's what I try to do on my social media.

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Speaker 7: That's good.

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Speaker 3: Okay out there. So you're like an up and coming influencer,

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Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could say that.

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Speaker 13: I mean one of the local news stations did a

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Speaker 13: news report on me.

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Speaker 1: Oh you local news, and you know you've made it.

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00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the pinnacle. Unless like you were being featured

728
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Speaker 3: for a crime that you did. Was it something like that,

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: I'm killing I wanted it to be dumb Criminals of

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Speaker 1: the Week.

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Speaker 14: Crime.

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Speaker 1: That's really funny.

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Speaker 3: What are you on the news for?

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Speaker 13: Actually started a business at Christmas time? Dressing up as

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Speaker 13: an elf and doing topless health keeping.

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Speaker 3: Topless, you've just become an MVP of the show. Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just such. I've never heard of that combo

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00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: together when he's an influencer. That's not what I was thinking.

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Speaker 3: Okay, don't listen to Brooks. She's just jealous that you're

741
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Speaker 3: more respected than us.

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Speaker 1: All that, I'm fine with it. It's just surprising. I

743
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: didn't know there was a market for topless.

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Speaker 3: This is all very happy. We're learning a lot about you,

745
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 3: but we do need to learn about your date and

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Speaker 3: the guy that you went out with. Is there a guy?

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00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 6: Yes, I.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be during one of

749
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Speaker 3: your topless housekeeping jobs that you met him.

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Speaker 1: Mixed business and pleasure. Every topless elf knows that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, tell us more about him.

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Speaker 4: His name is CJ.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, what do you like about CJ.

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Speaker 13: He's got a great neck.

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Speaker 1: What did you say, neck like, what attaches his head

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00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: to his body?

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00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 3: What makes a neck very sexy and unforgettable for you?

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Speaker 13: You don't want it to be too small. You don't

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00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 13: want it to be too sick.

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00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 1: Oh, you don't want too much.

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Speaker 3: The goldilocks of necks, just right thickness.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you used is your opening line with him?

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Speaker 3: Of course not.

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Speaker 13: I don't give anybody opening lines. They give me opening lines.

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Speaker 3: That's right. You are news famous, local news famous. So

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00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 3: so you guys, you and CJS, did you guys meet up?

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Speaker 6: We did?

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Speaker 13: We met up for coffee innocent.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how'd that go?

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00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 6: Well?

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00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 15: When he walked in, I thought, oh my gosh, he's

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00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 15: super cute.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a good sign. What'd you guys connect over? Well?

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Speaker 13: We connected?

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 14: I guess I can't really say anything specific.

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Speaker 13: I mean, but it didn't take very long for us

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Speaker 13: to connect I guess on a Laana level.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. A lot of people get lost in people's eyes

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Speaker 3: on a first date. You got lost in his next

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Speaker 3: so I could understand how it all was kind of

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Speaker 3: a blur for you.

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Speaker 13: You guys are so funny.

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Speaker 3: She's what do you mean over the Actually?

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Speaker 1: I mean I would want to take her on a date.

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00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 2: Because she laughs at everything, you would walk away. I'm

787
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,439
Speaker 2: sure this guy walked away feeling like, man, she really

788
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Speaker 2: thought I was funny.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how did you guys walk away from each other?

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Speaker 3: How'd you leave it?

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00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 13: We left it like, I mean like I felt like

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Speaker 13: we had a connection.

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Speaker 1: Okay, did you talk about future plans at all? Did

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Speaker 1: that ever get brought up? The future?

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00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 13: Why was waste time talking about that?

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Speaker 1: I was the president of the present?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? In the moment date, that's question that grandma's what

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Speaker 3: do you What do you think about when you know?

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00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 6: I met? Like?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to go out next tuesday? Jeff? As

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00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: in future plans?

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00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 3: That's like distant future, next tuesday. Let's keep it in

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00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 3: the now. I'm totally with So what's happened since this

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00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 3: coffee date?

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00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 1: Nothing?

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Speaker 13: I mean, I don't know what's going on.

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00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 1: Does he know about your topless elf business?

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Speaker 13: Who doesn't know about it?

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Speaker 1: Honey?

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00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 3: Oh I did it? I don't think about it. But

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00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 3: we don't want the local news. So that's all us.

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00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like, maybe have you ever not

815
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 2: gotten a callback from a guy? I mean, you sound fun,

816
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 2: you sound successful, you sound beautiful.

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00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 3: I can't remember I'm trying to date. Okay, well, this

818
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 3: is definitely seems out of the ordinary, for it is.

819
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 2: It is a mystery.

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Speaker 1: We love a good mystery.

821
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Speaker 3: We're a regular Scooby Doo in the game over here,

822
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 3: dress up as them for Halloween.

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Speaker 1: So mystery machine this, Well, we're gonna.

824
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Speaker 3: Try our best. At least were gonna come back. We'll

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00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 3: call Cee J for you to try to get you

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Speaker 3: a second date update. Okay, worldly, we're bilingual showing up.

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Speaker 3: Hold on second date update. The weather outside is frightful.

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Speaker 3: But you know what's delightful. It's a topless elf cleaning

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Speaker 3: a shelf inside your house.

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Speaker 1: That is a different type of belf on the shelf.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's what our listener Vicky did over the holidays,

832
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Speaker 3: and it got her featured on the local news because

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Speaker 3: of it.

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Speaker 1: She is she going to be a leprechaun for Saint

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Speaker 1: Patrick's sdake, a topless one.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to give away all of her business ideas,

837
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Speaker 3: that's not let's not steal it from her. But she's

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Speaker 3: also a social media influencer, according to her, and she's

839
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 3: very upset right now because she's not getting a callback

840
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 3: from her date c J after they met for coffee.

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00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 2: It's the first time a man has never called her back,

842
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 2: that's what she said. First time she's ever been rejected

843
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 2: or ghosted or whatever has happened.

844
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Speaker 3: So she's going through a lot right now. Vicki, you

845
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Speaker 3: are a very unique individual, and I truly mean that

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Speaker 3: from the bottom of my heart.

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Speaker 13: Well, thank you, honey, she liked it.

848
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Speaker 1: I didn't know how that was going to land. Jeff

849
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, and for some peoples.

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Speaker 13: You know what, you could follow me and subscribe.

851
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 3: I hold on, No, no, don't mean we will get there.

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00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 3: Let's focus on CJ for right now. The guy that

853
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 3: you've asked.

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00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, isn't that why you actually called for CJ?

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00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 14: Right?

856
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we we never asked. Did you ever reach

858
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: out to him after the coffee date?

859
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 3: Yes?

860
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 13: I did, and he hasn't responded. He's been very naughty.

861
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: Oh not in the way I think she doesn't matter

862
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: what she said after that.

863
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 3: Jeffrey is going back to her topless health thing.

864
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes work and life mixed together.

865
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Speaker 3: Let's see if we can get CJ back onto your

866
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 3: nice list. When we call him right here, try and

867
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 3: get you a date out of it, all right, Okay, Okay,

868
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 3: here we go. I'm doing his number right now. Who Hey,

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00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 3: we're looking for c J.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, CJ.

871
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,919
Speaker 3: Hey man, Sorry to interrupt your day work radio show

872
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 3: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 15: Okay, Hey, did I win something or kind of?

874
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 3: That's that's all you want from us? Is just prizes.

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00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 3: We call you out and you just want to take

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00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 3: from us. Huh.

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00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,879
Speaker 1: At the end of this there could be a gift card.

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00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 15: I'm just surprised this morning radio shows still. I thought

879
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,919
Speaker 15: they all die or something.

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00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 3: Give it a couple of months. So we'll get back

881
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 3: to you on that.

882
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: But I will be here any day.

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00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 3: We're really reaching out about a second we do called

884
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 3: second date update. Oh, trying to reconnect you with a

885
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 3: girl you went out with recently named Vicky.

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00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 15: Okay, that's weird, is it really?

887
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like you're not getting back to her.

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00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: She texted you and nothing.

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00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 3: Is that what you said?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:46,720
Speaker 1: Why is that funny?

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00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 14: I mean, well, first of all, you're saying, like, what

893
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 14: is second date update? I we didn't even go on

894
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 14: a first date? Really?

895
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Speaker 10: Oh?

896
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 2: Are you one of those people that don't count coffee

897
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 2: as a first date. I think I think there's some

898
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 2: people that think of it as like a pre date.

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Speaker 3: She said, you guys went to coffee together.

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00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 14: I would have counted it. But I mean we met

901
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 14: for like two minutes. Oh, I had just started my

902
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 14: coffee and she's like, oh, I have I have to

903
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 14: take this call or something.

904
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 3: What do you mean actually two minutes or is it

905
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 3: like time flew by? We were having so much fun.

906
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,800
Speaker 3: It felt like only two minutes.

907
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 15: No, literally two minutes, two minutes.

908
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,439
Speaker 14: Oh, my coffee was still full.

909
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 15: I mean she got up, She's like, I have to

910
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 15: make the call really quickly.

911
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 14: Okay, gets up, excuse herself, and she goes outside and

912
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 14: that she never came back.

913
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 6: What wait? What wait?

914
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 3: What did you change tables in between that time where

915
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 3: she couldn't find you.

916
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 15: I was just sitting there, I like finished my coffee.

917
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 15: And then eventually, you know, like I texted her. I

918
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 15: was like, oh are you coming back? Not saying even

919
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 15: the next day, I'm like I even text her, Hey.

920
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, are you talking about the right person? Like

921
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 2: VICKI Yeah, And she's really sweet and cute.

922
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 1: She said that you had a nice neck and you

923
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: is that she liked it.

924
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 3: We don't know if she said that to him.

925
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 15: No, she did mention my neck at one point in

926
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 15: the two minutes.

927
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: Girl, in the two minutes.

928
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 3: I'm confused. There is some sort of miscommunication. She said

929
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 3: that you weren't texting her.

930
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: Back, and she said she had a great time with you.

931
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 15: She's illusional. I don't know what to tell you. Like

932
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 15: we we literally we spent about two minutes together.

933
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:21,919
Speaker 14: She left.

934
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: I texted her to contact us for a second date.

935
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 15: She needs to respond.

936
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 1: Okay, well we're something better.

937
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 3: Something better than a text response is that she's actually

938
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 3: on the phone right now, listening in on this conversation,

939
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 3: wanting to talk to you.

940
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 15: Wait what, No, she's on the phone right now. Why

941
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 15: didn't she just call me? Understand?

942
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 3: I don't know, Vicky question.

943
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 13: Yes, I'm here. I'm hoping that everyone out there in

944
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 13: radio land can subscribe to my only fan.

945
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, we need to beat that. We

946
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 3: need to beat her. No, no, we're beating the name.

947
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: So Vicky, I want to waste of time. You just

948
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: came on to promote yourself.

949
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 6: No, of course not.

950
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 13: I mean you ask people to call who have been

951
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 13: on a date and they want to go on a

952
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 13: second date, and I did that.

953
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,879
Speaker 1: You don't want to go out with him again. He's

954
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: been calling you and you didn't call him back. You

955
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: only spent two minutes with him.

956
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 6: You lied.

957
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 3: She just said she wants to go out with him

958
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 3: right there.

959
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 7: Well she's always saying that because she's yeah, and she

960
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 7: gets off the air and she's not gonna call in.

961
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 3: I personally want to trust our listeners the way.

962
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but you one that set this call up,

963
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 2: Jeff the email, you should have looked at them.

964
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: Actually, you would be the one. He would be the

965
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: one that gets scammed.

966
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, j why are we attacking me right now? I'm

967
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 3: just trying to support the listener that asked us for help.

968
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 7: But let's go back.

969
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 3: We hear you have an only fans and that's great,

970
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 3: but it doesn't clear up the confusion with CJ. Here

971
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 3: he says that you ditched him after two minutes in

972
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 3: the coffee shop.

973
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's messed up, VICKI.

974
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 13: On your website where you can submit to be on

975
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 13: this se minute, did you go on a date? And

976
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 13: I didn't specify like how long the date was? I

977
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 13: mean it didn't say fill in the blank, how long.

978
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 6: Were your day?

979
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 1: This is why people have to make up dumb rules

980
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: for people like you who can't obviously get what the

981
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: point is technically right.

982
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 3: So Alexis, you're in charge of the website, so this

983
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 3: is kind of on you.

984
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 1: Minimum two hours up the rules.

985
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 3: And regulations for the second day session.

986
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 1: I feel bad for CJ.

987
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 3: I feel so used.

988
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 15: I mean, like, did you even like my neck at all?

989
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 3: I wrote that compliment on my neck for a week?

990
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 3: You better be serious, Vicky, give us her honest opinion

991
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,399
Speaker 3: on CJ's neck.

992
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 13: Hey, guys, real quick, I just wanted to mention, real quick.

993
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 13: I also have a skincare line.

994
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 3: Well, hold on, let's let's hear her out. Maybe that's

995
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 3: something like to you with skincare for the neck?

996
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 15: That was that was AJ?

997
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 3: Just be quiet for a second. You're not heart of

998
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 3: this anyway. Yeah, Vicky has something important to say about skincare.

999
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 3: Go ahead, and.

1000
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean you can fermentne your neck as well

1001
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 13: as all other areas of your body.

1002
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: And are you saying he had a saggy neck?

1003
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 3: Is that what you're Stop interrupting her. She's in the

1004
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: middle of a great pitch God. So I'm sorry about that. Vicky.

1005
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 3: Please continue.

1006
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: It's like one of those like mid level marketing stuff.

1007
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 3: Okay, turn up Brooks microphone, please thank you.

1008
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 13: Oh I'm saying is I'm just looking for support like Brook.

1009
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 13: I mean you're a woman, like maybe you'd be interested

1010
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 13: and the business.

1011
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 3: The local businesses. Brooke, you don't support local businesses. Women

1012
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 3: in local business by.

1013
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 2: The stretch pants, I won't buy the tupperware. At one

1014
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,959
Speaker 2: point a girlfriend of mine tried to sell me grape

1015
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 2: seed oil.

1016
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 3: I mean just know I swear by grape seed oil.

1017
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: Brow damned you.

1018
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 3: Okay, I am so sorry for how this is gone.

1019
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 13: All I'm saying is, Brooke, you could be in a es.

1020
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 13: They're always talking about how much money you make on

1021
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 13: the show, So.

1022
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: Hold on listen.

1023
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 3: All just you wanted to plug your only fans. You

1024
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 3: wanted to plug the skin line and then ask Brook

1025
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 3: to be coming.

1026
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: Ah, you have to ask.

1027
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 2: I can give you the contact number to our sales

1028
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 2: department where you can actually buy radio commercials.

1029
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 3: So we have a lot of questions that we're asking

1030
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 3: and we have one more we got to toss in,

1031
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 3: and that's CJ. Would you like to go on it

1032
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 3: one more day we forgot with Vicky and maybe you

1033
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 3: could see that skincare product up close and personal, and

1034
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 3: we would pay for the date.

1035
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 15: I've been trying to call her for two.

1036
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 7: Weeks, so yeah, I'm in.

1037
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 1: No, I mean, you have no idea? All right?

1038
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 3: So Vicky, you're still up for meeting with CJ?

1039
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 1: Now?

1040
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 13: Absolutely not. I've already plugged what I needed to plug.

1041
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: Thank you, buy By. You did not see that coming,

1042
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 1: jump man.

1043
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 3: I admire that.

1044
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: Yeah you Smirrej.

1045
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 14: Do better next time, bro, I don't know what just

1046
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 14: happened when you google grape seed oil.

1047
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 3: Looking Jeffrey in the morning, you know, say what you will.

1048
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 3: You gotta admit Vicky is a business woman who was

1049
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 3: willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead and succeed.

1050
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 2: I just don't think it's the business model that anybody's

1051
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:24,439
Speaker 2: gonna copy.

1052
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1053
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 8: You literally have guys texting and asking what was the

1054
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,720
Speaker 8: page exactly?

1055
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 3: So for everybody writing in for want to know, the

1056
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 3: only fans find it yourself. Okay, she's a business woman

1057
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 3: named Vicky. How hard could that beat?

1058
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 1: A track down topless elves? Could there be exactly that's

1059
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: neat though. I feel like that's a question that will

1060
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: come back to bite me in the bus, and.

1061
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,479
Speaker 3: I will say I know that CJ felt a little

1062
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 3: bit used, and all of my co hosts did as well.

1063
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 3: But I will say, someone with that type of ingenuity

1064
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 3: and drive, who never gives up, even as a topless

1065
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:04,479
Speaker 3: el could become the president of the United States someday. Wow,

1066
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 3: that's the type of drive that it takes.

1067
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: I used to say no, but now I can't anymore.

1068
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 7: She's very young.

1069
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: You guys are terrible.

1070
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 3: But if you ever need help with a second date

1071
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 3: or I guess if you want to just hawk your

1072
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 3: businesses on our show.

1073
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 1: No, we're never doing that again. We are never doing

1074
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: that again. It is not a possibility. If you want that,

1075
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 1: call our sales department.

1076
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's how we get paid, jeff.

1077
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 3: It's that type of attitude is how you lose the

1078
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 3: presidential election. But we will call that person who isn't

1079
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 3: calling you back. Reach out to Brooke and Jeffrey and

1080
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 3: go check out our podcast while.

1081
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 6: You're brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1082
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 3: There's a trend that's been going around network television lately,

1083
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 3: and on this show, we are very very good at

1084
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 3: borrowing ideas from TV.

1085
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: That is a nice way to say it, Jeffrey.

1086
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 3: I think today we need to try it again today

1087
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 3: because they've been using this tactic lately to spice things

1088
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 3: up bad a little sizzle to their shows, just by

1089
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 3: adding one word to the end of it. That's why

1090
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 3: we're doing it too, and I'm proud to announce coming up,

1091
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 3: it's young Jeffrey Song of the Week Island. Is it

1092
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 3: just a parody song? Or will they'll also be hot shirtless?

1093
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,320
Speaker 3: Twenty something's fooling around in a hot tub by the

1094
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 3: beach while I sing oh right Star.

1095
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: Lexus is mad that that's not real.

1096
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1097
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 3: Only wanting to find out what it really is gonna

1098
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 3: be like is to be here for my brand new

1099
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 3: song of the week, Island. It's coming up. It is

1100
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 3: time for my song of the week. I don't know

1101
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 3: if you guys know this, but football here in America

1102
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:50,760
Speaker 3: is bigger than ever. Yeah. The AFC and the NFC

1103
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,919
Speaker 3: Championship games got almost sixty million views each.

1104
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: Is that why you're dressed like such a man right now?

1105
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 3: Jeffrey. It is feeling the testosterone flowing through me today.

1106
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 3: But years ago, with numbers like that, people would say,

1107
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,720
Speaker 3: oh my god, those are like Super Bowl type of ratings. Actually,

1108
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,320
Speaker 3: but that game hasn't even happened, And why are so

1109
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 3: many tuning in right now? Is it because the games

1110
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 3: are just that much more exciting a little bit? Is

1111
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 3: because the biggest stars and sports are playing in them somewhat? Sure,

1112
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 3: what media experts and even the NFL acknowledges is the

1113
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 3: X factor that's taken over the league, known as Taylor Swift.

1114
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 3: Even though she's very humble and kind and generous and

1115
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 3: seems to be an all around great person, even she

1116
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 3: knows that there's gonna be millions of people tuning in

1117
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 3: a week from now just to see her. She's not

1118
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 3: even performing in any of the shows. She hasn't even

1119
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 3: do an interview. She just goes into the booth and

1120
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: everyone goes crazy.

1121
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: Okay, and everyone has to know right now that Jeffrey

1122
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: is in a long blonde wig. Oh yeah, we didn't

1123
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: mention it has a white and red striped kind of

1124
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: off the shouldered.

1125
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 3: Sure, you have to imagine a hotter Taylor Swift.

1126
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the signature red lips. You're doing it, jeff It's.

1127
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 3: Something I had lying around, so I thought it throwing

1128
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,240
Speaker 3: it on. So for all those people who are angry

1129
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 3: about Taylor saying that she's ruining the sport with her

1130
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 3: forty four seconds of combined airtime, they need to suck

1131
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 3: it up and learning to live with the fact that

1132
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:41,479
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift runs the NFL now and nobody cares about

1133
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:42,760
Speaker 3: the actual game anymore.

1134
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jeffrey. I'm just waiting for the cutaway.

1135
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 3: That's why instead of singing her big hit rooting for

1136
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 3: the anti hero, it's young Jeffreys. Watch me hugging super

1137
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 3: slow mo oh.

1138
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:58,720
Speaker 1: They do do a lot of those videos.

1139
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, the song goes make sense. Yeah, yeah, but you'll

1140
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 3: see anyway. I'm gonna point when I'm ready. Here we

1141
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,720
Speaker 3: go points.

1142
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 12: Some people think this game's about the Chiefs and Fortners,

1143
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,839
Speaker 12: but we all know that isn't true.

1144
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 3: Because there's a reason.

1145
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 12: Every time that Travis scores a touchdown, the.

1146
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 3: Camera pans to you know who.

1147
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 12: I've sold out football stadiums just like this. My ticket

1148
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 12: prices cost twice is what this game entices.

1149
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 3: Guess I'm just well lie.

1150
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 12: People keep screaming, believing think in the NFL scheming, because

1151
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 12: after every completion, the spotlight shines on me, hid on

1152
00:54:55,320 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 12: the girl from That's Me I game time in the

1153
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 12: luxury suites. Don't show the replay out that one handed

1154
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 12: cash that the play You're dad, you'd rather watch me

1155
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 12: hug my boyfriend's mom and supper slow mode. Look at

1156
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 12: that proprick horn from jailor you tell your friends you

1157
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 12: only watch the game because it's in Vegas.

1158
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 3: You say the prop bets.

1159
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 12: Are a thrill, but you're only wagers if Trev mentions

1160
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 12: my name.

1161
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 3: With the trophy or pops the question on the field.

1162
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 12: I've heard the blatant male chauvin is some crying about

1163
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 12: hemmen is mind.

1164
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 3: Richard and I'll go.

1165
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 12: You find my cheering displeasing, but there's no way you're

1166
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 12: conceiving the love my tight ends receiving.

1167
00:55:54,719 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 8: When we love as TP tries, but they can't, not

1168
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 8: by me. I'm be hind a shirtless Chason Kelcey, nowhere

1169
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 8: to hide, not even when they break for advertisements.

1170
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:14,479
Speaker 3: Is my boyfriend ours Hey over half?

1171
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 11: The Super Bowl.

1172
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 3: Commercial Travin Colt shake it off with core power.

1173
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 12: I had a dream that at the halftime show, I

1174
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 12: love the Swifties decide to rise up and Rebel Sure

1175
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 12: says yeah, but they say, now we'd rather hear more Taylor.

1176
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 3: And crown me queen of the NFL.

1177
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:49,760
Speaker 12: Post game time Trophy, San Ramoni. They're saying, I'm named

1178
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 12: the game MVP. Okay, fine, all the players agree, even

1179
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,440
Speaker 12: coach Andy Reid.

1180
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 3: Each week climb recruit it could be my luck after

1181
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 3: the game.

1182
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 12: Whisper secrets and my follow frenzy must be confusing having

1183
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 12: all your wives be into football.

1184
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Swift did so good.

1185
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,959
Speaker 3: You can't wait for the big game.

1186
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 1: I love Taylor on the screen. It makes me happy.

1187
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,919
Speaker 1: And so many girls are like bonding with their dads.

1188
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 3: I never watch football.

1189
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 7: Now they are.

1190
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,720
Speaker 3: It's awesome. I will admit I wasn't a big fan

1191
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 3: of it. I thought it was also like kind of distracting,

1192
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 3: But now like, I'm one hundred percent behind Taylor. Dude happy.

1193
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: Honestly, could we have one commercial without Travis Kelsey at it?

1194
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 6: Like?

1195
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 8: What is he not?

1196
00:57:58,040 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 7: It is unbelievable.

1197
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 3: It's the power of Taylor. I say, good for him.

1198
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 3: Text in seventy five nine to tell us what you

1199
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 3: thought about the song of the week. We're gonna post

1200
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 3: this video up on all of our socials at Brooke

1201
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey on TikTok and Instagram and everywhere.

1202
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: With all the lyrics and the pictures of you.

1203
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 6: That's your song of the week, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1204
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 3: The textas seventy five ninety two that says, say bye

1205
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 3: bye to the goodyear blimp cam, Hello to the Taylor

1206
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 3: Swift drone. Why is she ruining my favorite sports?

1207
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: It's nice, she's just there.

1208
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 3: That text was from a Jets fans, so you know

1209
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 3: that they're in a local.

1210
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: Think that there's other reasons for you, my friends.

1211
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 3: But if you missed it. Instead us singing Taylor Swift's

1212
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 3: rooting for the anti hero, I sang my own version

1213
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 3: called watch Me Huggin Super slow Mo. Because the big

1214
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 3: games coming up next week and sports fans are worried

1215
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 3: that it's not gonna be all about football because there's

1216
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 3: a certain pop star getting a lot of attention during

1217
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 3: the broad.

1218
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: Yes, because she's bringing in tons of money.

1219
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, we sing any more. Feedback on the textboard Brook,

1220
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 3: This one.

1221
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 2: Says, jeff you're just as bad as TMZ and everyone else.

1222
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 2: He needs cheap laughs and clicks off of the Greatest

1223
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 2: Woman in the history of the world.

1224
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 1: It took a turn.

1225
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 3: I didn't sing about my mom. I don't know what

1226
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 3: they're saying. But look, if you missed the song, if

1227
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 3: you want to hear it again, we're gonna have it

1228
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 3: up at the Brook and Jeffrey YouTube page. Love it

1229
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 3: on our Facebook, our Instagram, and our TikTok all that

1230
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 3: apt Brook and.

1231
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 6: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, You've.

1232
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 3: Got a return player on the phone today, Mike, or

1233
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 3: as I like to call him, Mister Romantic. He's already

1234
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 3: got a plan for Valentine's Day. He's going to do

1235
00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 3: a nice romantic dinner, definitely some flowers, some long stem roses,

1236
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 3: and then he likes to take a cake and smash

1237
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 3: it right into his lady's face.

1238
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 7: Mike, is that serious, uh, Jeffrey said, yeah, Jeffrey.

1239
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 3: Never lies, Bro.

1240
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 1: How well do you think that's gonna go over?

1241
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,919
Speaker 3: Probably not that fantastic, but we'll see how many drinks

1242
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 3: you said?

1243
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 6: No?

1244
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, good?

1245
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: And if the cake is chocolate. I mean, honestly, if

1246
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: you give me a.

1247
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 2: Heads up to open my mouth before you smash the

1248
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 2: cake in my face, yeah, yeah, do it again?

1249
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 3: Tell him it's all about the attitude that you have

1250
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 3: while you do it. If anybody can make it romantic,

1251
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 3: I know Mike can't. Sounds great now that we talk

1252
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 3: it out, cray Cake. So Mike, we're gonna take a

1253
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 3: break from talking all this romance and focus on trivia

1254
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 3: for now. Brooke is leaving the studio. You got thirty

1255
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 3: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1256
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 3: don't know when, you could say past. But you do

1257
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 3: have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

1258
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 13: I am?

1259
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 3: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Shakira celebrate.

1260
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 3: It's to birthday today? Is she Brazilian or Colombian? Colombian?

1261
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 3: In twenty eighteen, Olympian Chloe Kim was the first American

1262
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:11,680
Speaker 3: woman to win a Golden What winter sport? What mountain

1263
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 3: range starts in New York and stretches all the way

1264
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 3: down to Mississippi. In Greek mythology, the monster known as

1265
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 3: Hydra has multiple the same body parts. Was it legs,

1266
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 3: head or arms? What type of animal is an albatross?

1267
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 3: That is bird? What do they call the muscle that

1268
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 3: helps you bend your joints? Dang it, he's only answer

1269
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 3: three two one and he's going to take a pass

1270
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 3: on that. That's okay, Mike Brooks's gonna come back into

1271
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 3: the studio. And is there anything else interesting that the

1272
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 3: show needs to know about you? Mike, I've already ordered

1273
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 3: my cake. Eh you work fast while you were answering

1274
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:51,800
Speaker 3: trivia questions.

1275
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 1: Even absolutely have multiple devices? How long have you and

1276
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: your lady been together?

1277
01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 6: Seven?

1278
01:01:58,640 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 3: Eight years?

1279
01:01:59,120 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 14: Now?

1280
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 3: How much longer do you plan on keeping that going?

1281
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,919
Speaker 3: Do you think infinity? Wow?

1282
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 1: Good answer.

1283
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 3: When you smash it in her face.

1284
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 15: No, she already has a couple of.

1285
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're already married.

1286
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 3: She has a couple.

1287
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1288
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 1: The other ring? I guess he needs engagement ring and

1289
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 1: wedding Van brook Way to help the guys out.

1290
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, guy, is she married? How many engagement rings

1291
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 3: are you allowed to have as a woman until you

1292
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 3: pick one? That's okay? All right, man, we got to

1293
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 3: move on to brook You ready, just with the one

1294
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 3: ring over?

1295
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 7: How many rings?

1296
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 3: Your time starts now? Shakira celebrates a birthday today. Is

1297
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 3: she Brazilian or Colombian?

1298
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 1: Colombian?

1299
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 3: In twenty eighteen, Olympian Chloe Kim was the first American

1300
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 3: woman to win a gold in what winter sports snowboarding.

1301
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 3: What Mountain Range starts in New York and stretches all

1302
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 3: the way down.

1303
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 1: To Mississippi appellations.

1304
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 3: In Greek mythology, the monster known as Hydra had multiples

1305
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,439
Speaker 3: of the same body parts, was legs, heads, or arms?

1306
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 3: What type of animal is an albatross?

1307
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a bird.

1308
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 3: What do they call the muscle that helps to bend

1309
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 3: your joints?

1310
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 1: Attendant?

1311
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 3: Oh, I think that's okay. Let's go to the scoreboard

1312
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 3: with Jose and I live in a van by the river.

1313
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 7: Oh, Man, Mike, you got.

1314
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,040
Speaker 3: Three correct today.

1315
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 15: Fantastic, But I think got me.

1316
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 3: He's calling the shot today. Well, Broke did get the

1317
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 3: same exact amount of questions, and so it was a

1318
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 3: fair game.

1319
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 7: And and five.

1320
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 3: Your prediction was right, So we will give you one

1321
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 3: extra point. Now it's five on that game. Still not

1322
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 3: quite enough. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Shakira

1323
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 3: celebrates a birthday. She is Colombian. In twenty eighteen, Olympian

1324
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 3: Chloe Kim was the first American woman to win a

1325
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 3: gold in snowboarding. She was seventeen at the time. The

1326
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 3: Mountain Ranges starts in New York, stretches all the way

1327
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:04,920
Speaker 3: to Mississippi is the Appalachian Mountains. A Greek mythology, hydra

1328
01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 3: has multiple heads. The animal albatross is a type of

1329
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 3: bird similar to a seagull. Why didn't that it sounds

1330
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 3: like a manatee to me? Albatros? Yeah, like it'd be

1331
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 3: in the water. The muscle that helps you bend your

1332
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 3: joints is called the cake smashing muscle, also known as

1333
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 3: the flexer muscle.

1334
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 1: Oh, I would that's a tough.

1335
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 3: One, so Mike. Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat Brook.

1336
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 3: But just for playing, you do win a fifty dollars

1337
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 3: gift card to Gray's Craze, now open in Seattle in

1338
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 3: the South Central Business Disstrict. You can celebrate everything with

1339
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 3: made to order charcooterie boards featuring handcrafted arrangements of meats, cheeses, breads,

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Speaker 3: fruits and veggies, sweets, and a whole lot more. Order

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Speaker 3: for pickup or free local delivery at Grayscraze dot com. Dude,

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Speaker 3: you could smash a charcooterie board in her face. Oh

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Speaker 3: that is so sweet?

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Speaker 2: Very well, I'm curious, I mean you're getting hers up

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Speaker 2: in for Valentine's Day?

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Speaker 1: What is she gonna get you?

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Speaker 15: You think, wouldn't you like to know?

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Speaker 3: I actually would not like to know, Special lady, Enjoy

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Speaker 3: February fourteenth, Thank you so much for playing. We'll be

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Speaker 3: back to to Windbrooks Bucks same time.

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Speaker 6: On Monday Breaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Happy weekend. We'll

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Speaker 1: be back on Monday.

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Speaker 6: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Now, I don't know anyone who's ever told the bad joke,

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Speaker 3: especially on this Junio. No never, Yeah, but one of

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Speaker 3: our listeners royally screwed up when he sent a joke

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Speaker 3: text and may have come off.

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Speaker 7: A little threat.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, not funny.

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Speaker 1: Not funny? Can he come back from it?

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Speaker 2: We're gonna find out Monday morning with your brand new

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Speaker 2: second date, the whole new show with the loser line

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Speaker 2: and it all.

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Speaker 1: Kick off your week with us. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning.