Speaker 1: Welcome to Canfully Reckless, the production of Our Heart Radio
Speaker 1: and the Black Effect, And just like that, we're back
Speaker 1: on the air. Welcome back to another carefully reckless episode
Speaker 1: with your Girl just hilarious. Look, I got my twenty
Speaker 1: here today, y'all, Princes say, what up? What? Yeah? That's
Speaker 1: my twin y'all seeing with me all the time. All right,
Speaker 1: So look, ain't no storytime today, and it hasn't been
Speaker 1: storytime lately, so I want to hear nothing. All right.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna be talking about friends, different types of friends,
Speaker 1: and then friends going on trips and traveling and ship right, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: we have some interesting trips that't we? Man? What okay? Looks?
Speaker 1: So the first trip that we went on was Malleable
Speaker 1: and we went to Malible with Joey and Joey is
Speaker 1: my best friend in l A. It was me, Joey,
Speaker 1: Prince Sina Lawrence like all of Joey's sisters. And we
Speaker 1: had a particular friend that we bought. Oh man, yo,
Speaker 1: yes yo, we really bought that bitch. You have to
Speaker 1: bring a bit on a trip, and she caused all issues,
Speaker 1: all the fucking issues, and don't nobody even noticed bitch
Speaker 1: like nobody even know, y'o. And it's like you off
Speaker 1: the rip coming crazy at these people, like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: it them burst the funk out of me. I had
Speaker 1: to play referee old from she was just as much
Speaker 1: as your friend, and she was mine. And ship, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I mean it's safe to say we ain't
Speaker 1: friends with this bitch now. But nigga, thank god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. So first thing, it was one nigga on
Speaker 1: the trip. It was the nigga Lawrence and that's you know,
Speaker 1: that's Joy brother, that's the homeboy. You know, that's big
Speaker 1: big elk. I mean niggle trip because I was sick up.
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, my bad, Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Bro.
Speaker 1: He like bitch is because I'm gay. No, don't do that,
Speaker 1: how to like my big I'm so sorry, bro, okay
Speaker 1: my big Yeah. Alright, So it was two niggas. It
Speaker 1: was two guys on the trip, y'all, with a bunch
Speaker 1: of women, a bunch of it was like, I guess
Speaker 1: it's like what seven eight girls and ship? Alright, cool,
Speaker 1: So imagine the ratio for a man and woman. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: A lot of fishy ship going on. Damn that's just
Speaker 1: what it was, not in the smelly way. Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold the funk up, Hold up, I'm not fucking playing
Speaker 1: with you not. It's a lot of it was giving
Speaker 1: very much tune to fish slide who the smelled like
Speaker 1: some fucking soon the fish bitch because I don't have
Speaker 1: a think nobody was a lot of pussy in there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't ever it was real fishy and
Speaker 1: bit it was really smelly, like no, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a bitch wh I said it wasn't smelling alright, alright now.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of attitudes and it was like
Speaker 1: hosting a fucking bad girls club. I sweater god, oh
Speaker 1: my god. It was crazy. Everybody had an attitude with
Speaker 1: everybody in the house and you walking around confused and
Speaker 1: high trying to have fun. We're screaming and sucking, smoking
Speaker 1: and not pop drinking and fucking give it up. Why drinking?
Speaker 1: The jagger sure he was having fun and the house
Speaker 1: and then yeah, we ain't need no handy time. He
Speaker 1: was going on his end. And then all we knew
Speaker 1: was one would come up and say I'm ready to go,
Speaker 1: because like this is not what the ready do really
Speaker 1: smit her and her sisters, And I'm like, bitch, is
Speaker 1: only one of you? You your sister here, bitch, that's
Speaker 1: her and her sisters. All right now you run around
Speaker 1: starting and Ship. I'm gonna let it beat you up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let I can't keep playing this game. You
Speaker 1: walk in there like the nigga likes you and Ship.
Speaker 1: This man don't even know you're this madness. He's just
Speaker 1: like messmearized. Bitch. Did he tell you that he was
Speaker 1: never even looking at us? Did like? And I think
Speaker 1: the little system me because he liked me. Bitch, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Who the funk are you? Yes? Girl? Ship,
Speaker 1: and then the fucking outfit. Oh my god, yo, everything
Speaker 1: everything is everything, everything, everything was so jaman like. And
Speaker 1: it was her birthday. It was mind you, it was
Speaker 1: Joey's birthday, right, it was my friend's birthday. Yo. This
Speaker 1: bitch literally came like she was going to a wedding
Speaker 1: every day. Like it was like a like a beat
Speaker 1: Safari wedding. Like she looked like a biggest angel on
Speaker 1: the beach. Yeah, and it wasn't bad. It wasn't appropriate
Speaker 1: for what the funk we were doing. Yeah, it wasn't bad.
Speaker 1: It was everything was giving photo shoot though it you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? And then she was hot a
Speaker 1: couple of times too. She was how to ship. She's like,
Speaker 1: it's how to shout out him like bitch. That's because
Speaker 1: you're working around like son leathing every day all day. Faith. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because she had the little veil ship on the back side.
Speaker 1: You'll remember that. Hold up, what are you going? Yo?
Speaker 1: And it's the last thing because we can talk about
Speaker 1: this ship all day. Remember she was on the couch
Speaker 1: right and she was sucking. She was on the phones.
Speaker 1: So my boyfriend and ship and we was all day
Speaker 1: and it was ray lead, we re going to do something,
Speaker 1: um And must have asked her what she was when
Speaker 1: she was like, I don't know, but I'm ready to
Speaker 1: come home. Yeah, everybody's talking around, Joey talking around. I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, I'm gonna get sun to each y'all.
Speaker 1: Let's go, because like Nick is angry. I was just
Speaker 1: trying to like break, oh my god, the monotony, like
Speaker 1: oh please, oh my lord. Trip. It was a shady
Speaker 1: as trip, which I want so hog. I probably would
Speaker 1: have enjoyed it a little bit more if I was
Speaker 1: paying attention. Yeah, oh my goodness. And when the funk
Speaker 1: I went to Believe, hold up, hold up, hold up,
Speaker 1: hold up, hold up? That tripped on the count bro
Speaker 1: that was for that was my birthday? Well we share birthday,
Speaker 1: so that don't count. Next up ject, Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he didn't go. Yeah, she left me, y'all, and
Speaker 1: I did go to Believes. Then she got there, ain't
Speaker 1: and talked to me. I couldn't talk to you. You
Speaker 1: wanted my bill to be a million hours. Fuck, I'm
Speaker 1: not paying them allions? You right, you right right? Be No, seriously,
Speaker 1: you don't even have a good time. It was two
Speaker 1: days late. I did have a good time when I
Speaker 1: got there. I was. I was two days late because
Speaker 1: I got stuck in Miami. She was getting her head done, y'all.
Speaker 1: First of all, she was getting her hand down in
Speaker 1: the hotel. Y'all. Don't that. I was getting my hair done.
Speaker 1: So I definitely was. But that's because I didn't like
Speaker 1: the girl who did it before. I mean, I didn't
Speaker 1: like it how she did it before, and it was
Speaker 1: sucked up. But I was not celebrating my twenty nine
Speaker 1: birthday like that. Not still talking about Believes though, he Yo,
Speaker 1: look bitch, just my mother because you just all right?
Speaker 1: Then way we go? What else were going? The bit?
Speaker 1: We went to Puerto Ricoco? Yeah, we did. That was fun,
Speaker 1: know the funk. It wasn't the best part with the
Speaker 1: plane ride. Oh ship, what happened in Puerto Rico? Wait?
Speaker 1: But what is that? Nothing? Exactly nothing. We didn't do nothing,
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. We dressed up to go to a
Speaker 1: Chinese restaurant because everything was closed. Oh and that's when
Speaker 1: I did too many of them sucking rooms and I
Speaker 1: felt like the floor was swallowing me, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? And then I started eating some broccoli
Speaker 1: and it wasn't broccoli to me, and I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell y'all something later, but I don't want it.
Speaker 1: Was like, we leave out of here, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: y'all something, and I'm not gonna tell y'all now because
Speaker 1: I don't want to scare the ship out of y'all.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell y'all something. Then we got the
Speaker 1: restaurant was like what you had to tell you? Was
Speaker 1: like I don't even remember. Yeah, why, But then I
Speaker 1: was like, Yo, the broccoli isn't really was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I could see that visit shut up. But no, seriously,
Speaker 1: so we really didn't do anythinging like back to Belie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So when I first star tecause I ziplined, I parasailed,
Speaker 1: I swam with the sharks and didn't know. I'm sorry, No,
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I didn't do. I didn't I
Speaker 1: didn't feel safe, and they did that when I was
Speaker 1: stuck in Miami, because remember I came like two days late,
Speaker 1: like a day and a half late, right right right, yo,
Speaker 1: Miamimi to Miami. You was about to fight Floyd Maywether's
Speaker 1: people and ship that big as asked what bottom, But
Speaker 1: I was going to fight you know those niggas biggest. No,
Speaker 1: we know you're not that gonna dance a little bit
Speaker 1: like please don't have this mask on, just what it is.
Speaker 1: But that was a good trip though. That was a
Speaker 1: family trip, so you know me, you ash mom? What
Speaker 1: else did we do there? We do we do an excursions. No, actually,
Speaker 1: this is this kind of boring these trips. We gotta
Speaker 1: go on a good one. We're good people because the
Speaker 1: people gotta understand you got different friends for different ships.
Speaker 1: So when you go on these trips, it's always the
Speaker 1: same group of different bitches like all the time. Like
Speaker 1: you got the bossy bitch like that, that would be London.
Speaker 1: That would be our London. Like getting upt seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: I'm them all, y'all so we can go to the
Speaker 1: qui um. They got a new um fish taking any
Speaker 1: I don't want to see this. Then we got my soldiers.
Speaker 1: That's why we like damn for you. How is it
Speaker 1: a vacation if we got our work, like a fucking
Speaker 1: school trip, not a fucking vacation trip. We've grown. Then
Speaker 1: you got the real rich bitch, which is you, that's
Speaker 1: gonna come and that's just gonna serve every time, Like
Speaker 1: I'm here, bitch, They're gonna know we're here. I don't
Speaker 1: give a funk. I got money. Fuck it is what
Speaker 1: it is, right, that's you. Then you got the one
Speaker 1: friend who's a fake rich bitch. Then you got the
Speaker 1: fake orite bitch that's broke trying to keep up with
Speaker 1: the real rich bitch. Just out this bitch winging it
Speaker 1: and you don't even have a plane ticket back home,
Speaker 1: but just bit it. Oh my goodness, Oh yeah, hard Okay,
Speaker 1: sitting on the sofa talking about they ain't got no
Speaker 1: more rooms in this hotel, bitch. Yes they do, Yes
Speaker 1: they do. I must have reached my max with my
Speaker 1: car today. But you don't have no way. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't have no money. Then you got the clueless
Speaker 1: friend that's just always in their phone. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the funk. Definitely, yes, y'all, Yeah you got. You
Speaker 1: got the bit that's on the phone wanting to get
Speaker 1: the whole time on the phone with hard guys. I'm
Speaker 1: all bad. I wish you was here all that like,
Speaker 1: it was just that, but texting to hold another nigga
Speaker 1: the whole time, the whole time. You got the friend
Speaker 1: that you never see that met. People want to beat
Speaker 1: your intense and disappear for ours and come back to
Speaker 1: my Hey, y'all, was that's a true experience. It's crazy. No,
Speaker 1: that's real. Ship, that's funny. Now we got a commercial
Speaker 1: and if you click off this podcast, I swear I'm
Speaker 1: gonna beat your ass. Listen. What about going on vacations
Speaker 1: with Bay? How many vacations have you been on? Zero? Zero?
Speaker 1: Never been? Really never been? How many have you been
Speaker 1: on too? Oh no, no, I've been on three. I'm
Speaker 1: telling me about but I want to know what happened.
Speaker 1: Um a matter of fact, I don't only give a
Speaker 1: funk about the trips because I know how they go
Speaker 1: in your eight slept funk, got up and did it
Speaker 1: all over again. Oh my good, Okay, Jamaica, Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: And I mean that's Miami. Ain't really a Bay trip
Speaker 1: because Miami is like down the street. Yeah, but like honestly,
Speaker 1: I wasn't down the strip so bit down the street,
Speaker 1: I know, but I wasn't down the strip, only down
Speaker 1: the streets down the strip. Yeah, it's a nice places
Speaker 1: of Miami, Like it's not only it's not only to
Speaker 1: be you know what I'm saying. It's really nice talking
Speaker 1: because he was in the jeep with the doors are okay?
Speaker 1: So so how do you get to that though? Like,
Speaker 1: how how do you get to that Bay trip stage?
Speaker 1: Like how would you gotta start with dating a person
Speaker 1: first to realize that you could deal with them here? Yeah? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're definitely right. You you're right about that. But some guys,
Speaker 1: that depends on your bracket like of money or in
Speaker 1: your your mental like which if you really really trying
Speaker 1: to perception, you're not in the same city. You gonna
Speaker 1: fly out, y'all go somewhere, like for the first time
Speaker 1: I've done that. I've been on the trip for a
Speaker 1: first date. But and and listen, that's different. And yes,
Speaker 1: it's very different. And I mean I knew the person.
Speaker 1: I just never dated the person. Okay, y'all just jumped
Speaker 1: straight Yeah. So it was just like Okay, I got money,
Speaker 1: you got money, whatever whatever you wanna when you when
Speaker 1: are you free or I'm free here I would like
Speaker 1: to see, let's go here. And I'm like, okay, that's nice,
Speaker 1: Wenna go there. Make fin and short lived came back
Speaker 1: the next day. I didn't even get the funk. It
Speaker 1: was like, well, so that's a so that so what
Speaker 1: did he do that was a deal breaker? Like that's
Speaker 1: some things you probably would have realized dating first, Like
Speaker 1: that would have been a deal break and you wouldn't
Speaker 1: even got to that point, but because you jumped straight
Speaker 1: into it, Like what was your deal break to be? Like, bit,
Speaker 1: I'm going home tomorrow. He couldn't close his mouth. His
Speaker 1: mouth was very big. He cannot close his mouth, like,
Speaker 1: his teeth was huge, bottom lip droopy. It was like, ill,
Speaker 1: how do you like hold it? Up for the pictures
Speaker 1: like that, and even to tell of your videos like
Speaker 1: how do you look? Like? Oh my god. It made
Speaker 1: me very angry. I was like, oh, I cannot stare
Speaker 1: at this all weekend and I'm not and I won't
Speaker 1: and you will not kiss me like extra spit right,
Speaker 1: like like I just and I'm just I'm not, Like
Speaker 1: I can't do messy with your mouth. I can't. I
Speaker 1: don't know. My deal break is for people, Yeah, people
Speaker 1: that talked too much, people that talks too much attention
Speaker 1: spaning like you, You're gonna lose me after like the
Speaker 1: first if I really really really like you, I talked
Speaker 1: too much? I no idea. He tells me that all
Speaker 1: the time. I like how you throw that? That's nice, okay,
Speaker 1: okay when over your heads? Okay, Um, yeah, somebody talked
Speaker 1: too much, or somebody that just I don't know, Like
Speaker 1: it'd be random ship that I my thought that was like,
Speaker 1: and then to see it repeatedly, it'd be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Like why did I even like that about
Speaker 1: you in the first place? Oh my gosh, Like I
Speaker 1: used to like those shoes, are you stop wearing them?
Speaker 1: It was like all types of ship, Oh my God,
Speaker 1: you only got one belt, right, Like, I like how
Speaker 1: we talk with your hands when I first meet you.
Speaker 1: Now every time you talk, I feel like you want
Speaker 1: to fight, so oh my god, like every little thing.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to this guy when something, and I liked
Speaker 1: the way he laughed until like, yall, remember does he
Speaker 1: do that ship? That ship? Yo? Just like his ass? No,
Speaker 1: for real, that ship would piss me off. To bro,
Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna lie. It was like, why are
Speaker 1: you laughing like that? Yeah, you sound crazy? Shut the
Speaker 1: funk up. It'd be like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how the fund did I ever think
Speaker 1: this was cute? Bitch? Goodbye? I don't even with you.
Speaker 1: Oh man. My biggest deal breaker in the dating stage
Speaker 1: with people, it's like, you know, how you meet somebody
Speaker 1: up front and you talked about this before, but it's
Speaker 1: actually true. Like you meet somebody at first and everything
Speaker 1: is a one, like everything is on point, but as
Speaker 1: time go on, it's like they stuff to decrease as
Speaker 1: a person. You see likes be like he was getting
Speaker 1: nails done every week, keep your head, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, done the haircut, whatever. Now it's like you're
Speaker 1: like fun I'm is like, bitch, no, no for me
Speaker 1: deal breaking baby moms like I'm telling you, And I'm
Speaker 1: not saying I don't expect when the have kids, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like you can't have kids and
Speaker 1: none of that ship. No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like when you are still involved with the baby mom,
Speaker 1: like you gotta be boundaries, They gotta be a level
Speaker 1: of respect that y'all already have prior to me coming along. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: because I can't grow with that like I cannot. I
Speaker 1: can't deal with that ship. I've had agree with that
Speaker 1: experience just because of who you are. Any nigga with
Speaker 1: a baby bubba, they're gonna have a problem because in
Speaker 1: their eyes, this nigga left me and I might have
Speaker 1: been the best thing since sliced bread for this nigga.
Speaker 1: Now this nigga went and got the whole fucking loafer bread.
Speaker 1: That's always gonna be the issue with that baby mother.
Speaker 1: That's that nigga really, you know, unless they really on something.
Speaker 1: You and your baby father ship like ome boy homegirl
Speaker 1: type ship, like you know, that's slow bro type ship,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like if it's like that
Speaker 1: then it's cool, but typical baby mother ladyship with somebody.
Speaker 1: That's always gonna be your issue because you you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, that's just what it is. But what
Speaker 1: is your idea of a first date though, like an
Speaker 1: actual first day, not just no, oh I'm hungry. You're hungry,
Speaker 1: let's just link and get something. But I act no,
Speaker 1: hell no, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no no, So
Speaker 1: first we would start with first It's like no, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, I enjoy wining and dining, so you know,
Speaker 1: I'm big on the little things like, you know, a
Speaker 1: nice five star restaurant. You know, I would have a
Speaker 1: driver come pick you up, getting the car, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe some rules is in the car waiting for years Card,
Speaker 1: you know some I'm a little cute like that taking
Speaker 1: to the restaurant. Have you pulled up to the restaurant,
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm may here waiting all. You know,
Speaker 1: the whole experience where Card comes to the restaurant some flowers.
Speaker 1: That is so me. Do something different, like I'm an experience.
Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds really arrogant and cocky, but I don't
Speaker 1: give a fun experience and that's good because that's how
Speaker 1: I feel here and this experience only last for two weeks,
Speaker 1: so you got to enjoy you Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: know right, yes, Like I'm just like tomorrow. It's like
Speaker 1: carefully reckless, you know it just experiences two weeks or
Speaker 1: enjoy it. I'm gonna give you all I got, yo,
Speaker 1: and if you last past or two weeks, then use
Speaker 1: something special, you know, but you know, just the wine
Speaker 1: to die and the whole experience. You know, I'm a vibe,
Speaker 1: I'm an experience, so I'm gonna give you what I
Speaker 1: expect back. And that's you know, that's really how the
Speaker 1: two weeks don't go pod because don't really last because yeah,
Speaker 1: and people don't not receive issue for me, because we
Speaker 1: are givers, like as aquarious as natural, we give and
Speaker 1: then we give a lot of ourselves, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, And it's not reciprocated all the time or
Speaker 1: when it's not reciprocated, and it's really a motherfucker that
Speaker 1: you're feeling. That ship is like oh nah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sound like a bit, but that ship that should be hurting,
Speaker 1: you know what, the fun like it's been on the
Speaker 1: fucking dinner you couldn't even pay a two D like
Speaker 1: you know, just like simple ship. Well, these niggas, man,
Speaker 1: it's just what it is. What was your best first date?
Speaker 1: The best best first date that I've had was like recently,
Speaker 1: and it's it's really nice, like really nice when somebody
Speaker 1: can like take you not too far away, but just
Speaker 1: like out of your element, you know, and just you know,
Speaker 1: let you have fun in their world, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like in their world ain't bad. It's like
Speaker 1: it's nice. It's like, you know, compatible to yours and
Speaker 1: they're in like kind of like that's a rare fun.
Speaker 1: You might go hold on this one, I know. And
Speaker 1: it's been more than two weeks. We'll see. Thanks for
Speaker 1: stopping by, bitch, if you ever like me for stopping by.
Speaker 1: Like I was just walking down the street and it
Speaker 1: happened to see my fucking twin in the building and say,
Speaker 1: oh ship, let me come over on the podcast, let
Speaker 1: me hop on to you, like, bitch, what all right? No, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, thank you for coming over. I'm really anywhere.
Speaker 1: I only came here because you said you had drugs,
Speaker 1: So where Oh my god? First of all, no I died,
Speaker 1: bit yeah, for goot, the perks, the heroin, the crack
Speaker 1: in the back. I just want some week. All that
Speaker 1: other stuff I don't want it, theer shrooms, a couple
Speaker 1: of an X bars from over Rooms, And just like that,
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