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Speaker 1: All right, guys, time for today's comedy Roulette.

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Speaker 2: Jay, let them have it quickly, please.

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Speaker 3: We take three subjects, put them on a wheel. Spun

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Speaker 3: the wheel where stop damn it. We'll make it funny.

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Speaker 3: Watch us, watch us do this.

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Speaker 4: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Today's categories are, If you really really don't know what

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Speaker 1: you're doing, you should never blank. All right, uh huh,

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Speaker 1: all right, things you put on ice cream, all right?

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Speaker 1: And television show you cut off that you really can't stand,

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Speaker 1: television show you cut off that you really can't stand.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, spend the wheel. I want you, I

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Speaker 2: would land it on.

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Speaker 1: You really really don't know what you're doing, you should

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Speaker 1: never blank, Jane.

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Speaker 3: Here we go comedy Roulette. If you really really don't

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Speaker 3: know what you're doing, you should never try to pierce

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Speaker 3: your own ears. Okay, if you don't.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, j If you really really don't know what

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Speaker 5: you're doing, you should never break up fights.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you, you don't know what you're going to get

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Speaker 2: asked me if I'm telling I've seen this happen, get

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Speaker 2: your hands off him. Okay.

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Speaker 4: If you really don't know what you're doing, you should

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Speaker 4: really not.

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Speaker 2: Try to put magic shave on your bald head. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, what you will be looking like.

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Speaker 6: Oh, if you don't know what you're.

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Speaker 7: Doing, if you really really don't know what you're doing,

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Speaker 7: you should never tell a new woman what you're about

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Speaker 7: to do to her when y'all get home.

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Speaker 8: If we get to the house, yeah, yeah, I don't

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Speaker 8: brag before I had scream.

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Speaker 3: And if you really, really really don't know what you're doing,

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Speaker 3: you cannot check yourself for him, Royd, you can't do that.

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Speaker 3: You don't need to get an Okay, if you don't

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Speaker 3: know what you're.

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Speaker 2: Doing, here you go.

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Speaker 5: If you really really don't know what you're doing, you

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Speaker 5: should never make potato salad.

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Speaker 6: I'm telling you to say.

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Speaker 2: Something you never.

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Speaker 4: I think I got it.

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Speaker 2: No, you need to know what you're doing.

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Speaker 5: You're making potato salad, don't don't.

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Speaker 6: Don't think of if you don't know what you're doing,

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Speaker 6: if you don't know, if you don't know what you're doing,

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Speaker 6: if you really don't know what you're doing, I mean,

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Speaker 6: really really don't know what you're doing, don't tell the kids,

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Speaker 6: you finn to go up there and.

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Speaker 2: Get the ball out the tree.

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Speaker 6: Don't tell them your going to the hospital.

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Speaker 7: Indeed, if you really really don't know what you're doing,

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Speaker 7: you ought to never tell nobody your ass can cook.

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Speaker 3: Don't put that out and said, all right, all right,

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Speaker 3: all right, we're doing comedy roulette. And if you really

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Speaker 3: really don't know what you're doing, if you don't know

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Speaker 3: what you're doing, don't you try to put that seventy

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Speaker 3: inch TD on your wall. Okay, if you don't know

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Speaker 3: what the hell you're doing, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, kind of instead or nothing here.

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Speaker 5: If you really really don't know what you're doing, I mean,

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Speaker 5: you really don't know what you're doing, don't you ever

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Speaker 5: start a fire? I swear to God, I said, if

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Speaker 5: you don't know what you're doing.

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Speaker 4: If you really really don't know what you're doing, please

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Speaker 4: don't try to siphen some gas out of a car. Please.

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Speaker 7: That's the worst thing you'll ask. Kenny, you really really

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Speaker 7: don't know what you're doing, don't you ever decorate your

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Speaker 7: own apartment at I kill.

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Speaker 4: Together?

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Speaker 4: Smith.

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