1
00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:07,640
Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode about any edition. I'm your host.

2
00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:13,480
Speaker 1: I got a kiss. Yes, I'm not sure that's your business.

3
00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:20,000
Speaker 1: What do you what do you see? I A but

4
00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,120
Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet a show no particular order. They

5
00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:27,880
Speaker 1: say good morning to Caroline cut Ter, not even nice

6
00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:31,720
Speaker 1: win or how did you discover there may not in

7
00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:38,240
Speaker 1: fact be a Santa clause? Um? I saw a picture

8
00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,280
Speaker 1: from like an earlier Christmas with all the presents wrapped

9
00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,720
Speaker 1: under the tree at night, and I was like, damn,

10
00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That chess doesn't check out.

11
00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,720
Speaker 1: So I figured out myself, like I do everything, I

12
00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,800
Speaker 1: do it all on my own. I'm good, I'm fine,

13
00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:02,640
Speaker 1: all right, fair enough? Yeah, Hey, it's James Enny, Jimmy

14
00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:07,039
Speaker 1: Jingles Hinman. How does Santa bring toys to all the

15
00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:12,399
Speaker 1: children in the world? Uh? He outsources. Uh is what

16
00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:16,000
Speaker 1: I imagined he must do a long time ago. Population

17
00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:20,800
Speaker 1: it grows exponentially, so in like the nineteen twenties or thirties,

18
00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,440
Speaker 1: there's probably like a hundred thousand people on the planet.

19
00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,880
Speaker 1: But then each one that has two or more kids,

20
00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,240
Speaker 1: it starts doubling the population. So that's why now he

21
00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,440
Speaker 1: doesn't have a choice he has to use factories all

22
00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,720
Speaker 1: over the world. That makes sense, um, Other than the

23
00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,280
Speaker 1: there were only hundreds of thousands of people in the thirties,

24
00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,959
Speaker 1: it may have been it's the numbers. I mean they're growing,

25
00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:47,559
Speaker 1: they're growing fast. Yes, yes they are. Hey, and now

26
00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:53,240
Speaker 1: here's Craig Atkowski with traffic. I'm on the four oh

27
00:01:53,320 --> 00:02:01,720
Speaker 1: five right now. Wildfires on either so there are charms overhead.

28
00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:05,200
Speaker 1: There is no action on God's green Earth for what

29
00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:12,639
Speaker 1: is happening right now. A quarantine, Uh, this and occur

30
00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,360
Speaker 1: for you that should not be happening. It's three am

31
00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,760
Speaker 1: and I've been bumping up upper traffic on the four

32
00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:23,280
Speaker 1: oh five. Back to you, al, thank you. Hey, there's

33
00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:27,680
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado. Mr Chris comments on the latest episode of

34
00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:36,720
Speaker 1: Below Deck. Please. I didn't watch. We google calling. They

35
00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,000
Speaker 1: talked earlier. I worked on an audition last night. When

36
00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,120
Speaker 1: I came down, Jessica said we still have to watch

37
00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,240
Speaker 1: Below Deck tonight, and I said, I can't do it tonight. Okay.

38
00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:48,079
Speaker 1: I will not say a word other than can't wait

39
00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,920
Speaker 1: to talk to you afterwards. It's it's a show stopper.

40
00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,679
Speaker 1: I'll say that. Joe, don't don't Okay, dude, don't seriously

41
00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,400
Speaker 1: wait for your turn. But don't ruin this, dude. I

42
00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:04,320
Speaker 1: love that show. Fuck do they kick off one a week? Okay, yeah,

43
00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,400
Speaker 1: it's not a joke to everybody. There's a there's a

44
00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,760
Speaker 1: leak in the bottom of the yacht, and in the

45
00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,360
Speaker 1: bottom of the yacht. That's where the leak is. In

46
00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:19,840
Speaker 1: the bottom. Yeah, that's on top. Christmas spam for you

47
00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,440
Speaker 1: if you think it leaves. It's Joey Greer bfalo Joe

48
00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,760
Speaker 1: what should people know about it? Befalo Is is a

49
00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,880
Speaker 1: fantastic company. They're they're going public soon and I really

50
00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,160
Speaker 1: think you should invest. I think you're gonna be able

51
00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,400
Speaker 1: to get so much of your money back. Uh, not

52
00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,720
Speaker 1: only immediately, but over time. You know. It's just like

53
00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,040
Speaker 1: when air Boil went public, where people were like this,

54
00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,160
Speaker 1: this can't believe this is you know, I mean the

55
00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:46,080
Speaker 1: saluity royal families worth trillions of dollars and most of

56
00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,760
Speaker 1: the money is obviously, if not all of it is

57
00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,240
Speaker 1: in their wild same thing with b Flow. If you

58
00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,000
Speaker 1: look at the royal family Tennessee, they're all their money

59
00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,880
Speaker 1: comes from b Flow and now they want to go

60
00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,360
Speaker 1: public and this is an opportunity to get those stocks

61
00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,160
Speaker 1: to get on the ground floor and make your I'm

62
00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,000
Speaker 1: telling you right now, you're not only gonna make five times,

63
00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,880
Speaker 1: You're not gonna make ten times, and you're gonna make

64
00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:08,240
Speaker 1: somewhere between eleven to twelve times your money back. And

65
00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,440
Speaker 1: I can guarantee that on a single eighteen nine O

66
00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:16,320
Speaker 1: I P O four four uh D backs. And if

67
00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,200
Speaker 1: we run a double two and we're for fourth down

68
00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:22,440
Speaker 1: and six yards, we're gonna be able to make a

69
00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:27,400
Speaker 1: handle a gelatinous jelly meat. Let's do a damn show.

70
00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,159
Speaker 1: All of our scene suggestions are gathered from gelatinous meat.

71
00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:33,600
Speaker 1: Wait what from your listener emails that's what it says,

72
00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,040
Speaker 1: or from our patron v i P. S To come

73
00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,360
Speaker 1: of Patron's report of the show and enjoy exclusive content

74
00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,240
Speaker 1: like video of gelatinous meat, just head on over to

75
00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,720
Speaker 1: patreon dot com slash alchemy this. If you'd like to

76
00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,240
Speaker 1: submit a scene suggestion via email, please right to the

77
00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,320
Speaker 1: podcast at your name here and alchemy this dot com.

78
00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:55,240
Speaker 1: That's your name here dot com. Crimon comes from patroon

79
00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,000
Speaker 1: v I P. Nicholas Mark Howard or Nicholas mock Our,

80
00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,600
Speaker 1: who wrote Hi, Kevin. By chance, I stumbled on an

81
00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:06,640
Speaker 1: old clip of you doing Colombo impressions in the eighties

82
00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:10,200
Speaker 1: or so. Why didn't anyone ever tell me you were

83
00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:15,440
Speaker 1: funny before alchemy? This blamo? Come on, man, you're great.

84
00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,159
Speaker 1: I'm just messing with you. I just never knew you

85
00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:25,039
Speaker 1: could do accents anyway. A Star Wars fan finds out

86
00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:31,119
Speaker 1: that William Shatter is his real father. H tickets, Please,

87
00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,120
Speaker 1: you guys have badges or tickets or something. Oh yeah,

88
00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,120
Speaker 1: we have the badge acts. We're gonna be able to go.

89
00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:42,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna be able to go backstage. Okay, just put

90
00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,560
Speaker 1: it under the light there. I need to examine it.

91
00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:51,679
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you you have v I P. Pas Cheryl

92
00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,520
Speaker 1: you okay, what you say? Just a light burn. I

93
00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,960
Speaker 1: looked right into the light. I thought you said and that.

94
00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,000
Speaker 1: He said, look all right, my head on through. You

95
00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:06,840
Speaker 1: know where you're going, right? Thank you? Thank you? Yeah? Yeah,

96
00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:10,640
Speaker 1: we're v I P. Correct. Let me just see here. Okay, um,

97
00:06:10,839 --> 00:06:13,080
Speaker 1: close your eyes. This is a laser. It will okay

98
00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:18,680
Speaker 1: if you look into it. Okay, scanning, scanning, scanning. Sure,

99
00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,240
Speaker 1: are you all right? No, I'm sorry, he said, close

100
00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:22,720
Speaker 1: your eyes. I thought he might open your eyes, and

101
00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,159
Speaker 1: he misspoke, so I opened them and look into the laser.

102
00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,240
Speaker 1: I look into the laser. Oh that's okay, all right, Well, wow,

103
00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,280
Speaker 1: you guys have some real good passes here. I'll tell

104
00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:34,159
Speaker 1: you what. Thanks. Yeah, actually we actually had to go

105
00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,640
Speaker 1: into her. Okay, Oh man, this is gonna be amazing.

106
00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,600
Speaker 1: This is so crazy. I can't believe you have p

107
00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:47,400
Speaker 1: I mean know, iye bleeding a little bit. Oh my gosh, exciting,

108
00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:49,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, from now on, you have to

109
00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:51,880
Speaker 1: refer to me as Mandough and I'm only going to

110
00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:56,360
Speaker 1: refer to you as grow Goo. Yes, I know, grow

111
00:06:56,440 --> 00:07:05,680
Speaker 1: goo and your man do. Let's go and okay up, no,

112
00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,680
Speaker 1: it got me. I think it pointed right in the

113
00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,840
Speaker 1: back of my skull and then kind of from there

114
00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:14,440
Speaker 1: like made fractals inside of my brain. Before you enter

115
00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,640
Speaker 1: the theater, we gotta do a cheek swab. We're gonna

116
00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,560
Speaker 1: do it a complimentary twenty three and me um when

117
00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,080
Speaker 1: you come out, well see if your relatives in the theater.

118
00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:27,400
Speaker 1: You're just gonna take our DNA complimentary. That's great, It's

119
00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,440
Speaker 1: gonna work for you. Man. Do you know you're an

120
00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:33,560
Speaker 1: orphan and you can just close your eyes please and open.

121
00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:44,400
Speaker 1: I I th inside of my eye. Okay, I'm sorry,

122
00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,520
Speaker 1: grogre Are you okay? Grog? Are you are right? I'm fine? Man,

123
00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:53,760
Speaker 1: don sorry, Okay, on your way out, you can go

124
00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,840
Speaker 1: ahead and go to the desk and we'll tell you

125
00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,800
Speaker 1: you know what. You're twenty three and said, thank you

126
00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,760
Speaker 1: so much. Hey, we actually got these badges in that.

127
00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:08,360
Speaker 1: Oh he's gone, yeah, this is so I eat you there. Um,

128
00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,520
Speaker 1: you said you are my my handler, and I'm I'm

129
00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:15,280
Speaker 1: just uh. Do you have a name that I might

130
00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:21,960
Speaker 1: forget soon? Yeah? Yeah, Mr Shatner, I'm I'm Tyler. Tyler

131
00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,160
Speaker 1: is that a first name or a lot? It's my

132
00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:28,840
Speaker 1: last name actually, but but everyone calls me Tyler. What

133
00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,520
Speaker 1: you guys have tickets or badges today? No, I'm I'm

134
00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:36,040
Speaker 1: accompanying Mr William Shatner. Wow. Um, I just want to

135
00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:39,040
Speaker 1: let you know we're offering free Tyler ask him, did

136
00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:42,120
Speaker 1: not look at me? Okay, don't make eye contact. Mr

137
00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,760
Speaker 1: Shatner please. Okay, if either of you want a free

138
00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:50,000
Speaker 1: twenty three and me skin, we could do that for you. Dude, Dude,

139
00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:55,679
Speaker 1: William Shatner, I'm I'm I'm people are starting together you

140
00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:59,079
Speaker 1: can't have to deal with this. You can't. Okay, I'm

141
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,800
Speaker 1: trying to get Mr Shantner to his signing. So this

142
00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,080
Speaker 1: is a Star Wars convention. We're not letting him in here.

143
00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,280
Speaker 1: What the funk are you doing? Oh? I don't I

144
00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,720
Speaker 1: thought he was. I don't know. Oh, I see because

145
00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,239
Speaker 1: the Star situation. What do you mean a Star situation?

146
00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:19,240
Speaker 1: Star Trek fans are mortal enemies with Star Wars fans,

147
00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,840
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. But I think he's coming in

148
00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:24,520
Speaker 1: here to start. Oh okay, well, thank I'm sorry. Let

149
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:28,160
Speaker 1: them in here. Look I'm new here man. Well are

150
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,920
Speaker 1: you new to the Star series? Which one? Which one?

151
00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,679
Speaker 1: So Dylan has come to my attention that you borrowed Williams.

152
00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:39,679
Speaker 1: Schattner from entering and based on some kind of nerd beef?

153
00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,080
Speaker 1: Is that her? Oh my god? Are you really? Is

154
00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,680
Speaker 1: that why you brought me in here? I thought you

155
00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,840
Speaker 1: were gonna fucking promote me. I'm the only reason there

156
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,959
Speaker 1: wasn't all a blood bath here, Okay. Hat Shatner come in,

157
00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:54,760
Speaker 1: there would have been a brutal riot, Dylan, do you

158
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,160
Speaker 1: really believe that people would have killed each other from

159
00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:00,280
Speaker 1: seeing Schattner at a Star Wars convention? Does this something

160
00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,160
Speaker 1: you read it? You don't think Shatner came in here

161
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:07,960
Speaker 1: to just enjoy a Star Wars convention? Did you coming

162
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,280
Speaker 1: in here for a gang war? Uh? Maria? Can you

163
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,880
Speaker 1: close the door? Close the door? You just closing the door?

164
00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:18,040
Speaker 1: Stumbled something? Really? I know you guys are have an

165
00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:21,559
Speaker 1: a meeting. I don't like it when um your employees

166
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,160
Speaker 1: tell me what to do. I'll listen to you. You're

167
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,240
Speaker 1: my boss. But when you reiterated closing the door to

168
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:29,320
Speaker 1: I found that to be disrespectful. Okay, Marie, Look, your

169
00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,720
Speaker 1: mom said you wanted an internship, right, you got an internship. Okay,

170
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,320
Speaker 1: So just for the look, can we talk about this

171
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,280
Speaker 1: at home? Please? Yes, we can talk about at home.

172
00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,040
Speaker 1: But I'm saying I don't think part of my internship

173
00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:42,120
Speaker 1: should be disrespected by my dad. Okay, I'm shutting the thing.

174
00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,839
Speaker 1: I'm shutting thing. I'll go back to the front and

175
00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,400
Speaker 1: I won't be so difficult be on your phone. God,

176
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,120
Speaker 1: damn it. When you have a kid, Dylan, I swear

177
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:51,000
Speaker 1: to God, listen, you have stumbled onto something that is

178
00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:55,920
Speaker 1: has been going that that is so deep. It's you

179
00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:01,120
Speaker 1: know about this? Okay, good. I was a star community up.

180
00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,160
Speaker 1: The Star Wars community has been trying to take out

181
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:08,120
Speaker 1: William Shatner for over two decades. I hope you guys

182
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,439
Speaker 1: enjoyed your movie today. Here you go. Here's your print

183
00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:15,480
Speaker 1: out of twenty three and prontouts. Here a complimentary thank you,

184
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:19,439
Speaker 1: Thank you, ma'am. Don't put the paper so close to

185
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:31,640
Speaker 1: your eye. Don't put this wow, how oh where you're right?

186
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm okay. I accidentally misheard him and I

187
00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,720
Speaker 1: scrumbled up the paper and put it in my eye

188
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,720
Speaker 1: instead of my eye, so I can't see my results.

189
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,200
Speaker 1: But you read yours. You read yours and leave me.

190
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,439
Speaker 1: Leave me and read your results. Please. I am sixty

191
00:11:52,559 --> 00:12:05,120
Speaker 1: North Europe. I am twenty Russian. Okay. Uh last is

192
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:12,880
Speaker 1: uh seems Ecuadorian? Uh South African? Uh it says I'm here.

193
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:18,280
Speaker 1: Uh it says I'm East Asian. Says so, Mr Shadder,

194
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,360
Speaker 1: looks like we're gonna wind up the autograph session just

195
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,959
Speaker 1: a little early. The line was not as long as

196
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:28,559
Speaker 1: as we hope for. Okay, I get paid out of

197
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,880
Speaker 1: the way. That's that's true. That's true. And also you

198
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,040
Speaker 1: know your twenty three and me results. Came back. You

199
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:38,600
Speaker 1: have three DNA matches, Uh, within two hundred yards of you.

200
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what what kind of test? You have three

201
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:45,040
Speaker 1: DNA matches within two hundred yards of you? Do you

202
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,000
Speaker 1: have any did you bring any relatives here? Or no? No,

203
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,280
Speaker 1: there's nobody here. I know. How do you even know?

204
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,079
Speaker 1: Listen to me. Well, it's the technology they have. Now,

205
00:12:55,040 --> 00:13:02,640
Speaker 1: who's they they? Dylan? We have information based on twenty

206
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:06,240
Speaker 1: three and that there are three blood relatives William Shatner

207
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:10,559
Speaker 1: somewhere on the grounds. You need to find bring them back.

208
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,960
Speaker 1: We're going to be using them as leverage Agast Shatner,

209
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,240
Speaker 1: and we're gonna be using them to get him out

210
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,640
Speaker 1: of the picture, if you know what I mean. I

211
00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:19,680
Speaker 1: know what you mean, but I'm just thinking, if there's

212
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,400
Speaker 1: three matches, one of those matches is William Shatner, right,

213
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,760
Speaker 1: and then there's two other people? Or is there a

214
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:30,520
Speaker 1: total of four Shatterer DNA matches? How the questions? My

215
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,439
Speaker 1: question is not bear with me, because this is serious. Dylan,

216
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,560
Speaker 1: What do you want? I'm just telling everybody to have

217
00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:38,960
Speaker 1: a good night. They're just leaving, Dylan, Why are you

218
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,800
Speaker 1: looking at me so weird? I'm just can I know

219
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:46,320
Speaker 1: you're new, but can we Let's let's just step away

220
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:49,920
Speaker 1: a little quick. If you noticed anybody here that has

221
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,880
Speaker 1: like kind of a Shatner esque like brow to their

222
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:57,760
Speaker 1: eyes or like any I don't know, similarities to you

223
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,600
Speaker 1: see that? You see that girl over there who's bleeding

224
00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:03,080
Speaker 1: from old of her eyes? Yeah? You see? Well see

225
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,120
Speaker 1: you see the guy next to him? Oh my god? Yeah,

226
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:10,920
Speaker 1: I mean is there a they? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,

227
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:16,000
Speaker 1: you see it next to I see. I mean it's

228
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,680
Speaker 1: a person. That person does look like well, he's holding

229
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:23,600
Speaker 1: his report. Maybe you could check that report out. Okay, well,

230
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to distract him, So why don't

231
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,760
Speaker 1: you go over there, get his attention, and then I'll

232
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:35,160
Speaker 1: do my magic. Okay, excuse me. I used to play

233
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:45,640
Speaker 1: linebacker for Alabama. Okay, give me that paper. Uh So,

234
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,160
Speaker 1: Mr Shantner and somebody working on that poutine I think

235
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,800
Speaker 1: it's on its way to you. I don't think they

236
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,560
Speaker 1: have a poutine stand specifically, but they do have fries.

237
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,960
Speaker 1: And what is the matter with this country that they

238
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,480
Speaker 1: don't have a poutine stand? Yeah? I I know exactly,

239
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,800
Speaker 1: and it doesn't make any sense. It was in your writer.

240
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,760
Speaker 1: It was in your writer that, well, I have a

241
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,520
Speaker 1: writer unless it's matched, unless it's met with respect, that

242
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:14,520
Speaker 1: it doesn't. Also, I got a ransom note that somebody

243
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,920
Speaker 1: has kidnapped your son and is holding him hostage somewhere

244
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,200
Speaker 1: on the convention floor. But well, that's got to be

245
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,600
Speaker 1: a joke of some cut and I don't think it's funny.

246
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,360
Speaker 1: It could be, but we should take it seriously. I think,

247
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:31,440
Speaker 1: what's this we business? The gravies here, the gravyes here,

248
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:36,400
Speaker 1: still waiting on those fries. Um, well I'll look into it. Bill.

249
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:42,640
Speaker 1: Uh sorry, Mr Chatterer, dear god Tyler, please don't forget

250
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:46,720
Speaker 1: your place. Also his five dollars, get other pair of

251
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:51,320
Speaker 1: shoes like those who bring me the change. Okay, you're

252
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,960
Speaker 1: gonna have to use the force to open the locks. Okay,

253
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna I'm not actually I'm not actually like a

254
00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,680
Speaker 1: baby yona or anything. I can actually do this, okay.

255
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,960
Speaker 1: I in fact, I'm probably in the worst shape I've

256
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,080
Speaker 1: ever been. I can't see. I think I'm giving my

257
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,920
Speaker 1: brain a paper gut. So what do you want me

258
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,840
Speaker 1: to do? All try but I don't have What do

259
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:16,560
Speaker 1: you want me to do? Just asking me? Just calm down,

260
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:21,240
Speaker 1: calm down. Oh my god, are you trying to escape?

261
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,400
Speaker 1: You're trying to escape? Please please, please don't kill us, please?

262
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,800
Speaker 1: Were you trying to use the force. It's not real.

263
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:37,160
Speaker 1: It's not real. It's not Oh my god. So I so,

264
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,760
Speaker 1: I guess we'll just u I guess we'll just assume

265
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,160
Speaker 1: that ransom note was a joke, and uh so that

266
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,760
Speaker 1: there is an uber coming to take you back to

267
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,960
Speaker 1: your hotel. I'm sorry, do you still want We didn't

268
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,400
Speaker 1: have fries, but I could I have wedges if that works.

269
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,080
Speaker 1: I know this is late and that work. Mr Shatner,

270
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:57,440
Speaker 1: potato wedges with gravy, room temperature, gravy. I don't acknowledge

271
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:05,479
Speaker 1: the question, Uh what with this? What's that I was talking?

272
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,280
Speaker 1: I was just testing a part of me. Um Hi,

273
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,439
Speaker 1: Mr Shanner, I work here. I talked to you earlier.

274
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:17,119
Speaker 1: Ship looking at me? God, damn you do a gubacker.

275
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:24,240
Speaker 1: You played linebacker brad Lebanta, didn't you? Holy ship? All right, yeah,

276
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:28,639
Speaker 1: you can feel the bicet there my army. I need

277
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,040
Speaker 1: to get Mr Shanders. I don't know if you if

278
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:35,080
Speaker 1: you read your report, Brian, Brian hailback right, Yeah, Brian

279
00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:42,119
Speaker 1: Heil back to linebacker. Yeah that's right, fifty four right, yeah, yeah,

280
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:50,080
Speaker 1: you you were a tough Yeah. Hurt my knee. Um,

281
00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:53,560
Speaker 1: so if you want to injury, man, that was one

282
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,720
Speaker 1: an injury. If ever, I don't even remember it because

283
00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:01,119
Speaker 1: I blacked out. So if you you going straight to

284
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,360
Speaker 1: the NF failed man, that was the trajectory and then

285
00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:08,920
Speaker 1: they just got stopped man, notre dame at this point. Well,

286
00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:12,600
Speaker 1: it's just that, you know, I'm running a pop Warner league,

287
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,639
Speaker 1: I'm teaching kids and whatnot. But you know i'd always

288
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,200
Speaker 1: the second fell the pop Warna. Can I ask you

289
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,360
Speaker 1: a question real quick? When you get a moment, could

290
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,040
Speaker 1: you please sit down to a steamy boto fu? Could not?

291
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,760
Speaker 1: I don't mean right now, when it's convenient. I won't

292
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:33,919
Speaker 1: kick your ass. Man, he likes. That's the nicest thing

293
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,720
Speaker 1: anybody today. I'm gonna punch this wall and then a

294
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:42,160
Speaker 1: little bit of you. All right, listen, everybody, okay, Mr Shatner,

295
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,680
Speaker 1: or I'll talk to you. The handler. She has three

296
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:50,760
Speaker 1: relatives within fifty yards of him right now? Why does

297
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,840
Speaker 1: everyone concerned with my family reunion? I don't understand. Well,

298
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,840
Speaker 1: bring these people forward and I'll tell you if they're

299
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,280
Speaker 1: related to me, we could bring you Right now, they're

300
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:05,280
Speaker 1: being detained. Are you gonna bring me to them? What

301
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:09,359
Speaker 1: you gotta bring them to? Mr Chef, it's in my riding.

302
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,679
Speaker 1: Don't don't tell them how to do it. At seconds

303
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:21,960
Speaker 1: say hey, you'll tackle me? Dude? Oh come on, I'm sorry.

304
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:26,960
Speaker 1: That is just seen one by the way one so

305
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:33,480
Speaker 1: much more. Show seem too. Comes from David, who wrote

306
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:37,840
Speaker 1: High Alchemist. Here's my suggestion, Wall Street guys, uh, buy

307
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,640
Speaker 1: out the government to God bless us all this might

308
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:45,040
Speaker 1: come true. XO XO David from Australia. Oh it looks

309
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:51,320
Speaker 1: like the Hong Kong deal just went through. Come come on,

310
00:19:52,359 --> 00:20:02,119
Speaker 1: step everybody the chimpanzee. Let's go nine. Hey Sean, what

311
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,399
Speaker 1: the hell are you barking at me when I was celebrating.

312
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,480
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I just I saw your numbers in there. Impressive.

313
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,680
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, way to go. Oh yeah,

314
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,639
Speaker 1: we're trying to tuck me off. What ain't gonna happen, buddy?

315
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:15,000
Speaker 1: All right, this is a tug free zone. Sean. Yeah,

316
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,400
Speaker 1: it wasn't a gay thing. I just um a gay

317
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,880
Speaker 1: thing either. I'm just trying to get off. Who gives

318
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:23,320
Speaker 1: a ship? Oh? I see all right. If there's a

319
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:29,000
Speaker 1: heterosexual way to do this, just tell me, Sean. God. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

320
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:33,840
Speaker 1: I got a tip. I got a tip. What is it?

321
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,680
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Okay? I know I've been I haven't

322
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,880
Speaker 1: been great with my tips lately. I know I've I've

323
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,040
Speaker 1: lost some money here there. I understand, I understand. I

324
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,560
Speaker 1: thought the future was gonna be in medals and I

325
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,159
Speaker 1: was mistaken. It was electronics, and you were right. But

326
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:51,399
Speaker 1: I got a tip. It's from my uncle. Are you

327
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:56,679
Speaker 1: sure this isn't insider trading? But that's exactly what it is, Sean.

328
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:02,040
Speaker 1: Come on, man, relax, grow up, just wand on the record. Alright, alright,

329
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 1: so nobody knows this yet, but tomorrow morning, China time, um,

330
00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 1: the government, the United States government. It's good. What's the

331
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:23,639
Speaker 1: government's going public? Yeah? By now? By now, how do

332
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:31,119
Speaker 1: First of all, what's china? Pick up a chimp? And

333
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 1: see pick up? Well? I think I got him off

334
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:41,680
Speaker 1: in one shut. I took the shot. I had one shot,

335
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 1: and I took it. You need a Lawsons or something.

336
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,960
Speaker 1: You sound a little Gregley. No, no, this is this

337
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 1: is my trying one of my hall's eucalyptus. Just pop it,

338
00:21:54,760 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 1: swirl it around to feel the eucalyptus work out. Oh yeah, okay,

339
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,680
Speaker 1: so you were saying you got a shot off ditch you.

340
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:09,240
Speaker 1: I killed him. Oh excellent, right in front of everybody.

341
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 1: But he was spilling the beans. I work is done here.

342
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hi, I'm sorry. I live in the apartment

343
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 1: below this roof here. I have a baby. I have

344
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 1: a baby that has not thank you very much. It's

345
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 1: not mine. Yeah, I don't know who you are. You too,

346
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 1: with your raspy, dumb little voices and your clumping little feet,

347
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,399
Speaker 1: have kept my child up all day. He has not

348
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,919
Speaker 1: been able to take a nap, so it's one of

349
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 1: you wanting to him until he falls asleep. The diapers

350
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 1: are in the diaper closet. Sorry, my husband just asked.

351
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 1: The job is trying to help what they're not there? Yes,

352
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: I look behind the diapers. You're seeing diapers are behind them. Well,

353
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 1: I can't find the diapers. They're in the bathroom. Maybe

354
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 1: you want to get your house right before you come

355
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,719
Speaker 1: rattling around our nutsack. Huh, you're nut sack. Happens to

356
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 1: be on top of my apartment. We got that part,

357
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: so you guys need to leave. I don't know what

358
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 1: you're doing here with the snipers. I'm sorry, looking behind

359
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 1: the diapers and there's no diapers here, So what do

360
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,959
Speaker 1: you want with diapers? What you look behind is the

361
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: thing you're looking for? Stake your shot or am I

362
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,479
Speaker 1: just gonna stand here with me? I don't know if

363
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: I should kill these cities right here, right, well, don't

364
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 1: tell them, just do it. That's the fifth good trader

365
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: we've lost with sniper shot this year. Ye yes, um,

366
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: do you do you have anything to add, Todd or

367
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: you just muttering an agreement? Yes? Yes, yes, yeah, am mama, mommy, mama. Okay,

368
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: well let's go to our first sidem of business today,

369
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: which the recommendation of this board purchase the US government. Goodness. Yeah, well,

370
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:11,119
Speaker 1: I know, I know it's a big ask. Yeah, let's

371
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 1: do that. It's a lot of debt. It is a

372
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,159
Speaker 1: lot of debt to take on. But if if you

373
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:22,880
Speaker 1: look at these charts that I've prepared, a beautiful my daughter,

374
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: my daughter who's artistically inclined, going to yu right, yes, yes, congratulations,

375
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 1: she's starting as a third year. Can I ask a

376
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 1: question about the column listed as upside the upside terence, Yes,

377
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:43,199
Speaker 1: thank you. The upside appears to be rather healthy in

378
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: terms of why we might want to buy the American government. Um,

379
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 1: can you speak more to that? Perhaps, Well, I think

380
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: it's it's it's clear right there in the charts. I mean,

381
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: you see how healthy it's getting. I mean, we're gonna

382
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: take a lost first year, second year, third year for

383
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 1: the end of the two year, but your two hundred

384
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: and one, I think right after the bison tendio, if

385
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 1: you will, all right, you fucking maggots. You're not brokers yet,

386
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: you're fucking babies. Okay, So in thirty seconds when the

387
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: market opens, you better start making some fucking calls, and

388
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: you better start buying this fucking government and selling this

389
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 1: fucking government and buying this fucking government. You understand, I understand,

390
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 1: your fucking babies. Now, none of you can take your

391
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: diapers off until you start making some fucking calls, you understand, okay,

392
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: And we can't wait to go to the bathroom. No, no, no,

393
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: that's what the diapers are four. And if one of

394
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 1: you fucking babies makes a sell, then you can ring

395
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: your rattle and go peepe. I'm just a little concerned

396
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: because I think I already filled my diaper up. Damn it, God,

397
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: damn it. I mean it's sleeping like fifteen minutes. You

398
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: could what nervous. It's when I get nervous. I don't

399
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:11,679
Speaker 1: control The market opens in ten, okay, nine, stop that

400
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 1: it's nine am, China times by here, bye bye. So alright,

401
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: so now we got this gut damn baby to deal with.

402
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 1: I wish we hadn't snapped both their necks. When you

403
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 1: say we, I think you know who you're talking about, right,

404
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: I mean, you snap their necks, and I got to watch.

405
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: It was a great ship. You're so much more nurturing

406
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: than I am. I'm much more of a So I'll

407
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 1: take the baby. I'm sure I can get top dollar.

408
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 1: And then alright, everyone, let's just take our seats for

409
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: a second here. Just remember to createle the neck. Um.

410
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: So we're all new parents, and that's like a really

411
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: important and powerful thing to be in a position of

412
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: being being a parent. And you know, before we get

413
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 1: into like actually we're gonna be doing the class, I

414
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 1: think it's important to well we all just go around,

415
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: say her name, say our child's name, and then talk

416
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: a little bit about maybe maybe some of the heart

417
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: stuff and some of the beautiful stuff that being apparent

418
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 1: has been for you all. So why don't we start

419
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: with um? Well, why don't we start with you two? Hi? Carla,

420
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: Jane and Um? My question right out of the shoot

421
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,879
Speaker 1: is how do we know when someone's got a little

422
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: dump gown? Is it just a smell? Okay, so you

423
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 1: didn't hear what I said? Oh God, do you mind

424
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: if I do you mind if I take this? His

425
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 1: name is Carl, my name is Gene, and this is

426
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: our little baby. We call it a sport tiger. Uh,

427
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: a little guy, a little girl. Uh. Lots of hard stuff.

428
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: Big one is is it smells bad? And we wonder

429
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: if it's time to change it? Does that answer the questions?

430
00:27:58,480 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 1: I just want to say, first of all, I think

431
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: it's so it's so brave of the two of you

432
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: to be raising a child together. I really the black

433
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: form fitting outfits you're you're wearing. I would love it

434
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: if you took off those masks, though, look your face,

435
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,719
Speaker 1: let's your faces. You might not like the outcome if

436
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,239
Speaker 1: we have to take the black masks off. Let's just

437
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: leave that there. And also but in ski. Thanks, So

438
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 1: back to my question the dumper roof. Alright, guys, alright,

439
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: you fucking maggots. It's closed, markets closed. Let's see what

440
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: we did here? Can the taker paper? All right? I'm

441
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: looking at the reports here. Uh, you've done good. You've

442
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: done really good. Everybody for everyone, everyone really good. Johnson,

443
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: Get closer to him, Johnson, get closer to him. I

444
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: need to see what's on that paper. Just get closer

445
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: to Can we take off the dipe? Uh? Yep, take

446
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: got the dipe the dip to do it? What do

447
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: you mean underneath it's my privates totally exposed. Okay, there's

448
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: no privates here. Okay, everything's out in the open most

449
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 1: and if you sold more than three shares, you got

450
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: to share your three bears, all right, settle down board.

451
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: We weren't able China, China beat us to the punch

452
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: because they were on China time, China time, and we do.

453
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: We were able to sell broker Babies as a as

454
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: a cartoon to Nick Jr. Though, Yeah, we're getting into

455
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: intellectual property now and broker Babies. I think it's going

456
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: to be a breakout hit. Do we have any um

457
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: any leads on who might be voicing these babies? Oh?

458
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: Do you want to sounds like someone you want to

459
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,239
Speaker 1: get into it. No, I was thinking maybe we can

460
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: get or something. Don't mean I don't know. He's wonderful.

461
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: He's wonderful. Yeah, I love his um you should just

462
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: well you look, I don't have enough chimpanzees, all right,

463
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: this guy, Damn Wall Street guys keep on buying him,

464
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: and I don't got enough. So I'm sorry. Your kid's

465
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to have a chimpanzee this year.

466
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: That's just how it is. But but but it's it's

467
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: two days before christ Us. Hey, I know that, all right?

468
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: And look, if you want something, then maybe go up

469
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: to Wall Street tell him this job to promise my

470
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: boy a chimpanzee. Look, man, I don't know what the

471
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: fucking tell you. All right, I don't got any guy

472
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: damned chimpanzee's and you gotta stop coming by here. Okay,

473
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: we got one more. It's a he's broken as fuck,

474
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: most of most of his bones are shattered, but hey,

475
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: he's breathing. We got that outbreak at Chimpanzee, The outbreak

476
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: one what do you say. I'll take you anything, anything. Yeah,

477
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: you know what, Let's do it all right, let's do

478
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: it all right. Doesn't have to be a baby. No,

479
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: this seems old as hell. Alright, this is old chimpanzee. Alright,

480
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: space eater chimpanzee. Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, it's that

481
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: it's got the outbreak disease inside of it. Uh, I

482
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: mean old bunch of ship. Anyway, listen, don't let your

483
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: kid near it. Don't let your kid near it. Did

484
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: did they ever cure that virus from outbreak? I don't know. Look,

485
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: I like what I need you to know. What I

486
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: need you to know right now is that he's gonna

487
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: flake off some skin, alright, and I can't have your

488
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: kids eating that chimpanzee skin. Alright. Oh my kid is

489
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:52,959
Speaker 1: very tactile. Whatever, man, watch my hands, I'm watching my alright.

490
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: Does does he do tricks? If you go dogg into

491
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: the board meeting? I figured this is maybe it's a

492
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: d organ The meeting would be, um, well, I've seen

493
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: people bring babies. I've seen people people buying up. Are

494
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: you going to nurse the dog on your nipple? Is

495
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: that what you're telling us? I'd like me see that

496
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: given Nancy can do it during the board meetings, so

497
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: I can't. I put a dog upon my nipple. I

498
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: don't mean to interrupt here, but more more puzzling than

499
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: the puppy on the lap is Stan. Are you drinking comber? Why? Yes,

500
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: I am. We have a development deal with Kimbucha. I

501
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: just got word. By the way, the pat Oswald has passed.

502
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: You don't say you don't say that is seen to

503
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: a hard passed and passed on. See three yet patron.

504
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: If you be Thomas Getsy who wrote Hello alchemist, James,

505
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: look away because this is for Kevin. I love what

506
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: you all did with my previous suggestion Burger, so I

507
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: thought that I would write in again with another one

508
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: word suggestion. This time Possum can't wait to hear it.

509
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: Stay safe, stay funny, Sincerely, Thomas from Virginia. PS. Just

510
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: listen to the most recent episode, James, it may be

511
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: a good idea to cut down to one and a

512
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: half jugs of coffee per day. At least he's got

513
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: the measurement correct. H. I don't think she's actually dead.

514
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: I think I think she's pretending to be dead. The

515
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: head is on the other side of the road. Your

516
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: what was that You hit the possum with your car

517
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 1: and you don't think it's Oh I I don't. I

518
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: think it's faking it, honestly, kids, let's all get back

519
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: in the car. And the head is on the other side.

520
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: The head is attached from the body. Well, it's don't

521
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: pick it up, don't touch it. I have to look

522
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: it's it's I think it's fair. You're gonna put it

523
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: back together. Father, I'll let me just see if it

524
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: pops on. Let's just see if it well, look, it's

525
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: pretty much connected. Dad. This isn't like one of your legos.

526
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Of course, the spirit, the spirit

527
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 1: of the forest curses this what's happening? Can no one

528
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: hear me? You could no one hear me before I

529
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: was in the spirit of the force. I can hear

530
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: you can. If you can hear me, give me like

531
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: a give me a thumbs up, or sometimes we can here.

532
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 1: You are you being so timid? Oh my bad, I

533
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: was supposed to. I was just coming in as a

534
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: gust of window cursed uh, that guy for killing the possum.

535
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: But oh I didn't kill the possum. I'm I'm pretty

536
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: sure it's alive. I mean its head is over there.

537
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: Well look at this, Okay, you just popped it on.

538
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: You didn't have to lick the vertebrate to stick it

539
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: back in. It just moved. Look it's I'm putting it

540
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:17,439
Speaker 1: back down. It's it's slow, sure, but it's moving. Dad.

541
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: Can you stop being a word out for one second

542
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: and let me ask the spirit of wind you've come

543
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: from the forest, good spirit. Well, I mean I'm actually

544
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: the spirit of the forest. I was just embodying window

545
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: to whisper. You're the You're the spirit of the forest.

546
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: There aren't several, it's just you all four. Yeah, and

547
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: how did you get this position? Uh? This is gonna

548
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: blow your mind. This is really gonna gonna But um

549
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: many many many many, many many many many years ago

550
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: before time with this, By the way, you know what

551
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,919
Speaker 1: I'm done. You know what, honestly I do every time

552
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: I talked to a person about just to try to

553
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: bring in Hey, Bobby, I see you playing with your

554
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: ball over there. Huh, come on with here a second.

555
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,919
Speaker 1: Talk to your uncle for a moment. Come here, Buck,

556
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: what's up? Bunk? Listen? You know um m, you know,

557
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: being a possum is the best thing in the world, right,

558
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: I mean, we get to play whenever we want, We

559
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: eat trash, we eat you know, whatever we want. It's

560
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 1: a good time. We only go out at night. Yeah,

561
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. You know, you know, every possum

562
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: comes to a point in their lives where they got

563
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 1: to be a big boy, big boy. Yeah, and I

564
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 1: think that time has come for you. You do, I do.

565
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 1: It's tonight, tonight. Listen. Chuck's dead. Your dad's dead. What's

566
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: happening your dad? Chuck? Yeah, he's dead. Okay, this is

567
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,919
Speaker 1: a test of some kind, so not a test. Okay,

568
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: if you want to take a peek, it's a human

569
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 1: right now, trying to put his head back on his body.

570
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 1: Of course, the spirit of the forest is there, because

571
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 1: he's always got to be everyone. I want to take

572
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,359
Speaker 1: a peek. Where where am I peeking? All right? Right

573
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: over there at the highway. Can you hear the trucks

574
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: going by, Yeng Hong? Where's his head? I think it's

575
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: on his body. I think that that human puffed it

576
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 1: back up. But listen once you see you can't Jesus man,

577
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: you showed him his dead dad's body. These behind you. Man,

578
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 1: just give me another beer, asshole. You know my therapist

579
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: you work at the in this fucking tree bar. Yeah,

580
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,760
Speaker 1: I do. Man, Maybe you've had enough, all right? You know,

581
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: maybe maybe you're a son of a bitch. Did you

582
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: ever think about that that? Maybe did you ever think

583
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,319
Speaker 1: that maybe your mom loved more than one? Man? What

584
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: the fuck is your deal? Man? Okay? Can I get

585
00:37:52,520 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: this shot? And nuts? Stilled up? Yeah? Hey? What's your name? Yeah? Pissy?

586
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty, that's really pretty. You like kissing, You're

587
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: like kissing, You're like kissing possum noses. I'm a worm,

588
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: I'm an earthworm. I could kind of slither and you

589
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: could kiss her. Iver you want? Both sides are good?

590
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 1: Who saw my brother died today? All right, everybody, let's

591
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: get back in the car and let's just this didn't happen.

592
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: It completely happened, Dad, and you tried to pop the

593
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 1: possum's head onto its ass, and nobody thought it was real.

594
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: The real thing that we don't think is real, asshole,

595
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: pretended to be the spirit of the forest. I mean,

596
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,240
Speaker 1: I'm a legitally spirit of the port. I don't think

597
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 1: he is. That doesn't exist. We don't believe in that larchy.

598
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: I can tell you that he is legitimately the spirit

599
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 1: of the forest, but he is a little out of

600
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: his jurisdiction. I'm this period of the road, just rich.

601
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: I don't believe in these kinds of things. Excuse me,

602
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: we're gonna hit the road. Okay, ah, you're gonna hit me,

603
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 1: Mr Spirit, Mr Spirit, Will you guide us on our journey?

604
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: Already happened these strangers, so you you guided us into

605
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: my dad driving over the possible face. Remember that bathroom

606
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:31,280
Speaker 1: break you asked for about two hours ago. Yeah, yeah,

607
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: that was me. Nice work. Yeah, and I was the

608
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 1: one who made that convenience store have mancho's. Yeah, any

609
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: more animals you paid to me? Okay, Sally and carl Um,

610
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: thank you for sharing what you did on your winter break. Whatever. Now,

611
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: I would like to encourage the other students who get

612
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: up to talk to tell a real story what actually

613
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: happened to them? Whoa over the holiday season? That pictures? Yeah,

614
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: there's no spirited yes, yes, oh h Charlie the whole

615
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: time he's got gifted a chimpan. Then I ate some

616
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 1: of its skin and you can't even talk. I got

617
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: so sick. I I got gifted a chimpanzee and then

618
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 1: I ate some of its skin and I got I

619
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: got sick. I guess you believe that more than what

620
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: we told you. Look, if you want to bring in

621
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: one of these spirits, spirit of the road, spirit of

622
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: the forest, you want to bring in passa, then then

623
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: maybe I'll believe it. Okay, but this is not make

624
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: believe time. This is what really happened time. Well, we

625
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: can't bring them in because it's a different spirit that

626
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: has a jurisdiction in the classroom. Is everything okay at home? No? No.

627
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: Our father is a freak. Our father is a total freak,

628
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: a zoid. Haven't you met him at the parent teacher meetings?

629
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: Do you want to be a broker? It looks like

630
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: your past work experience. You were teaching for a while. Yeah, yeah,

631
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: I taught uh and uh and I sold education, you know,

632
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: out of premium. So so why do you want to

633
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: become a broke I just thought I can make a

634
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: little more money. I thought maybe I could move and

635
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: shake you know, I, um, you know, the dividends on

636
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 1: the education we're paying out so high. I thought i'd

637
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: move the portfolio. I'm gonna cut the buzzwords off real quick,

638
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna ask the real questions. Do you mind

639
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: pissing and shifting on yourself? What do you mind going

640
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 1: poop poo and peepe on your body? No? No, I

641
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: could do that. Yeah, you're gonna have to do that

642
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: because here we're selling and buying things on Wall Street.

643
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: Can open the store and pee can see what you got.

644
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: You got the cajonas. Check it out. Sign me up,

645
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: Sign me up? All right, send you on. I'm gonna

646
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 1: send you up for three months. How much? How much

647
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: you want to I want to work here forever, so yeah,

648
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: you want to sign you Let's get a membership going here?

649
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 1: All right? Stark, Star Wars and Star Trek. No, thank you? What,

650
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? You gotta pick one Star Wars and Star Trek.

651
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: And there is a wrong answer that Star Star Wars

652
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: and Star Trek. Yes, yes, I'm in. There is a

653
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 1: wrong answer. Which one? Yeah, I'll take the right one.

654
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: Which one? Okay, Star Wars. You gotta pay b A

655
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: B A B up to up down, select start, let's

656
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: get going. There is a wrong answer. Um, sorry, principle. Um,

657
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: we we're just kind of curious. Because our teacher just

658
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: walked out of the classroom and we haven't had a

659
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: replacement for the week. So we kind of made an

660
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: agreement as a class that after the week we will

661
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 1: come in and tell you. So that's kind of what's

662
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 1: going on. So, uh, you've just been sitting there, no

663
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: no to be kind of like have formed like our

664
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 1: own society, you know what I mean? It kind of

665
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: we find it was like a fairal thing and now

666
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: we have like our own kind of self sustaining government

667
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 1: and economy. But um, I guess what's the problem. So

668
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: what's the problem? Just what my brother maybe come in

669
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: here and tell you. I guess, I guess I made

670
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: a mistake. I don't know. I'm sorry. Now, I don't cry.

671
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: Don't cry. I have to report this if you cry,

672
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: I know, but I can't help it. If an adult

673
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: ask me a question, I just started to cry. Okay,

674
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: look it's gonna be okay. We lose a lot of

675
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: teachers to Wall Streets every year. You know, you know

676
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: what Wall Street is? Right, You've seen broker Babies, a

677
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: favorite comics and podcast guests. Honey, honey, have you seen

678
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: the kids? Um, I mean they go to school right. Yeah,

679
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: I feel like it's been like a business week long

680
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: that I haven't seen them. There's been like eight days.

681
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: I think I need to bring him back to where

682
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 1: we found him. Maybe we should find the kids before

683
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: we deal with the spirit of the road. Well, they've

684
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 1: been gone since Monday. I think they might be avoiding

685
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: the spirit of the road. Would you come back home

686
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: if you had the spirit of the road waiting for you? Wow,

687
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: now that you put it like that, I guess that

688
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: philosophical look. Yes, cheto dust on his fingers. I say,

689
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:25,879
Speaker 1: we slid his throat. Yes, that's not his throat. Dumb

690
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: dumb principle. Now, I went into some of your classrooms

691
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: doing it not as I did, and I found that

692
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: one classroom in particular, there was a lot of red flags.

693
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: It seems like the students have formed some kind of

694
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 1: primitive that their their national flag is just solid red,

695
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: so that's they're all waving it. Yet, well, some of

696
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: the kids in there, they seem to be mutilated in

697
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 1: the strung up. How much money are they make? Look,

698
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: you know it's their their own, you know, self perpetuating economy.

699
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 1: Like I don't ask too many questions, all right, open up.

700
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 1: You killed my brother, you son of a bitch. Uh,

701
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 1: it's hello, Hello, look down here. They're a little guy.

702
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 1: Don't you can hand away with your hand with my face?

703
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, I like you shouldn't be out here.

704
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm breaking all the rules. I'm breaking all the rules.

705
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: You got on your mouth. Let me just actually, if

706
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: you're gonna be nasty, that you can get off my porch.

707
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: My brother was the only one that loved me. You

708
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: understand that. Oh my god, I understand that. Oh my god.

709
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I didn't kill your brother. He was

710
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: playing plus um, so you fucking see that to me.

711
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: I know where your kids are, and I'm headed to

712
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: your kids right what now? Hey, honey, honey, Yeah, that

713
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: was awkward. Man, that was awkward. Listen, you're awkward. You

714
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 1: could have done something too. You just sat here and

715
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: looked at him. I'm not the spirit of the whole man, Jesus.

716
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: I guess I gotta should I follow after him? You

717
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: gotta get in your car for me to do any

718
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: good to you. Oh cool, I probably need to take

719
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: my car to follow that possible possibly only North American marsupio.

720
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: By the way, that's kind of cool. Well, that's that

721
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: is pretty cool. I got a lot of you know,

722
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: that's what makes you. That's our show for today. My

723
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 1: oh my, everybody, Let's give great thanks to each and

724
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: every damn one of these alchemists, starting with Caroline Cup Caroline,

725
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: is there any sort of project or online shenanigans you'd

726
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: like to point people towards. Wow, that's a really good question,

727
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: and it really home in a way that I wasn't expecting.

728
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything. You can find me on Instagram

729
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: at cotter Poop, but I have I deleted it from

730
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: my phone now, so I'm not going to be checking that. Okay.

731
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 1: Good heads up though, appreciate that very much and appreciate

732
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: you back in the fold even though. Yeah, and not

733
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: be holidays and happy hanukah m. Thank you. Yeah? Yeah,

734
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: you know you remember which night it is? Right? Yeah? Okay,

735
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: James Cenney, Hi, do you remember which night of hank

736
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: it is? It's the third night of Hanukkah. I just

737
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: wanted to say I was trying not to tear up,

738
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 1: but we just got a really short but sweet review

739
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: from Yoga Monster via Apple Podcasts in Canada, and it

740
00:48:55,480 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: says that this podcast makes life bearable during quarantine five

741
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 1: star review. It's not the third day of Hanakah. Let's

742
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: focus on the review. That's great, that's beautiful and appreciated. Yeah,

743
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: it was I I honestly I opened up and started

744
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: looking at the views, and it jarred me. I did

745
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: not expect to see another five star review. Uh, just

746
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: tearing at my heart strings. All right, well, set set

747
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: those expectations a little lower and you'll be fine. I

748
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,839
Speaker 1: thank Chris Alvarado, thank you so much for getting off

749
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: the surfboard and coming back into our hearts. No problem, bra,

750
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: and listen, everyone knows five star reviews means it's the

751
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 1: fifth day of hanakah, saying there's another try and not

752
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: a correct answer. But okay, cool, Loving you, uh huh, well,

753
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: I love you. I love everyone who listens. And hey,

754
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: the anniversary Chris, Wait, how did you know that? I

755
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 1: read it in the calendar? Oh, very nice, thank you,

756
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 1: thank you. The anniversary of what No, no, no, of

757
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: course not all the all the important events are in

758
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: my calendar. So shout out to Alchemy that yes, the

759
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: podcast that talks about our podcast. Um, that's really fun,

760
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: kind of scary, but also fun and informative and informative.

761
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: Craig Kikowski, thank you so damn much. Is tonight the

762
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: seventh died of Hanako close? So I have a hard

763
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: time believing Craig didn't know the answer to that that

764
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 1: that is the correct answer, of course. Yeah, it's so close.

765
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: It's correct. Yeah, it's right on the money. Yeah, I

766
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: ripped my uh my sister's kids have been Jewish for

767
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 1: a couple of years now, and uh I really miss

768
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: uh not being able to go over for latcause, which

769
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:52,439
Speaker 1: is a tradition that we've done for three years. Yeah.

770
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 1: Did the kids just decide on their own to become

771
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: Jews or pretty much? Awesome? Yeah, that's pretty great. You

772
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 1: don't see that happening anymore. No, they I don't think

773
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: they fully know what they're in for, at least not

774
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: in the last four years when it was a little

775
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: dangerous to Jewish descent. Yeah. Uh. Joey Grier one of

776
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 1: my favorite Jews from from the Old Country. That's it good.

777
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm actually thinking about making lock this tonight. I got

778
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:24,399
Speaker 1: some Russi potatoes. I'm gonna try to do do my thing.

779
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,919
Speaker 1: I got some vegetable oil. Oh boy, I'm in deep

780
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: frill these mothers. Al right, well, can't wait to see

781
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 1: the video of that on your new Instagram account. Just

782
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: what again, garbage face? Who what is it? No, No,

783
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: it's it's not garbage face. It's God bless chim chump,

784
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: garbage face, God bless garbage. No garbage face. Oh, God's

785
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 1: blessed childie chim chim chim chum chump. Okay, God bless

786
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: chim chump. Got it. Show respect, garbage face. Let's thank

787
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,879
Speaker 1: our engineering producer the Stars, Mr Doug B. Find folks

788
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: that I heart media and each and every damn one

789
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 1: of you for giving us a listen however you might

790
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: be doing that, write a review, or just write to

791
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: us at your name here me this dot com. Thanks

792
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:15,479
Speaker 1: for all the fabulous patron supporters. More special content coming

793
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 1: your way. There might be a cast tank coming up

794
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 1: around the corner. We'll see James will send you a reminder.

795
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,320
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, and be kind to each other and happy holidays.

796
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: Let those go together until next time.