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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for giving one grandchild an

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Speaker 1: air fryer after I gave my other grandchild forty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: It's a little mismatch and gifts, you know what, you know.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to say who is a favorite. Listen,

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Speaker 2: but unless it's airfrier's goal, I think someone's getting a

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Speaker 1: I mean, how many racks does the air fire have?

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Speaker 1: How many courts does it hold out? A big airfire fan?

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Speaker 1: I am, but we'll see, how you know, we'll see.

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Speaker 1: We'll see what kind of airfrer we got. It was

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Speaker 1: the air friar, like ten thousand or something. Maybe maybe

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Speaker 1: it's worth it. So first of all, this is my

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Speaker 1: first post ever. Oh my wow. Oh actually I am

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Speaker 1: seventy female. So we have a Reddit user here.

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Speaker 2: This is great seventy this is I think our first

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Speaker 2: seventy Wow. Congrats, good for you getting on the internet.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: We're so aged that we're like, wow, congratulations for opening

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Speaker 1: a computer typing a Reddit post. So I seventy female.

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Speaker 1: Oh am the grandmother to five wonderful grandkids, three women

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Speaker 1: and two men. The last of my grandkids got married

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Speaker 1: last October. My husband seventy mail and I usually give

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Speaker 1: them a small gift, usually the cheapest thing on the registry,

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Speaker 1: and then the day before the wedding we privately give

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Speaker 1: them a check for forty thousand dollars. Wow, damn. We

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Speaker 1: prefer that they use it to buy a house, but

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Speaker 1: we don't force them to do so. We also ask

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Speaker 2: But wait, yeah, the forty k is for their wedding.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so like whenever their grandchildren get married, they do

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Speaker 1: like the cheapest gift on the registry and then private

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Speaker 1: them not to tell anyone. Every every grandchild that gets married.

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Speaker 1: So far, everyone has honored this request. When it came

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Speaker 1: to our youngest granddaughter, we bought her an air fryer,

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Speaker 1: again the cheapest thing on the registry, and sent it

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Speaker 1: in advance. Then she called us furious. She went off

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Speaker 1: on us for being cheap and how she knew that

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Speaker 2: Oh, she's fucking up.

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Speaker 1: Really, you are fucking up the bag. We were horrified

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Speaker 1: by her behavior. Then she went ahead and threatened to

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Speaker 2: Dude, that is crazy, Dude. She doesn't know what she's

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Speaker 1: Would you ever, Sam, Would you ever your grandparents are

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Speaker 1: like Granny, How dare you not get me more than

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Speaker 2: I'm disinviting for that, especially with all you can do

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Speaker 2: with an air frey You could make fried chicken with

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Speaker 1: Literally, I would be so honored if someone gave an

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Speaker 2: Just the John wants air fire for Christmas the sentiment.

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Speaker 1: But Opie says that me and my husband discussed it.

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Speaker 1: We bought her a china set, but we did not

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Speaker 1: We decided that she did not deserve it, which I agree.

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Speaker 1: Fast forward to last week, she met up with her

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Speaker 2: Could say so It's like I could see it being

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Speaker 2: like also like do they say, hey, every everyone in

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Speaker 1: So I think I think what is plausible is they said,

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Speaker 2: Oh sweetheart, jeez. We told her we discriminated against assholes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes we do. We told her that it was

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Speaker 2: Maybe you should have made those comments.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you shouldn't be an asshole. Never thought about that.

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Speaker 1: We told her that we stand by our decision. Now

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Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think so. It's a

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Speaker 2: Dang dude, this is like, I mean, this is sweet revenge.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, I mean, not even revenge, just like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a firm lesson like there are China set. It's

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Speaker 1: like the thing is she said, an air fryer.

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Speaker 2: I think like and like she was, Yeah, the air

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Speaker 2: something even better if I was an asshole, Like God,

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Speaker 2: you should not be an asshole, but submitting a story

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Speaker 2: about you not being an asshole to our slash okop

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Speaker 2: show where we read your stories, that's right, send it in, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: read it, do it right now? Okayop, this is Okayop.

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Speaker 2: I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Frau, and John I

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Speaker 2: have a question for you, Yes, please, what is one

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Speaker 2: upgrade the human body absolutely needs? I mean, I know

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Speaker 2: what you're thinking, mean, John, I know I know what

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Speaker 2: everyone every guy in the comments, I know what you're thinking.

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Speaker 2: That's right, big nose a big.

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Speaker 1: Nose actually got you.

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Speaker 2: What you're thinking is make the ears as closable as

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: You know. What also you could do is you could

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, they just suck in. Yeah, that's right, that's right. Wow.

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Speaker 1: A button to activate sleep, no militonia needed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was raised in the streets. I wasn't. I wasn't.

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Speaker 1: But chaps, I like the way that, like the thirties fifties, like.

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Speaker 2: You know, things like that are annoying, Yeah, because you

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you ever done that? Jumped off a roof

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Speaker 2: And then someone replied to that comment my cousin basically

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Speaker 2: Blocking pain once you've established it's not a threat to

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Speaker 1: people with leopardy. Yeah, they I had stories about leprosy, Like,

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Speaker 2: No, I think it's just like you know, you you

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Speaker 1: Number one bears? That would suck.

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Speaker 2: I'm just imagining these like grunts coming outside your window.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just start spray. The only the only dangers you

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Speaker 2: And if you survived, you were part of the fire Club.

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Speaker 2: like you put something in it.

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Speaker 1: It's covered. It's covered. And then someone else commented, everything

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Speaker 2: That is true. That is true. The great outdoors. That's

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Speaker 2: It's a good live birth.

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Speaker 1: Nah, no says a no for pooping, as as Randy

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Speaker 1: fire see menthol fire, which I guess is right, and

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Speaker 2: Well that that actually happens a lot of NASCAR races

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the person will be on fire, and like you'll

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Speaker 2: see their clothes burning off, but you won't be able

438
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Speaker 2: to actually see the fire.

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00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,680
Speaker 1: Wow, where'd you learn that?

440
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Speaker 2: I don't know, I know all sorts of weird.

441
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's that's a wild factor.

442
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Speaker 2: Actually, let's see who you can find it.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, look at that. Yeah, the clothes are melting off.

444
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:19,199
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's going crazy. Yeah, why do you stop spraying? Bro?

445
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: This guys he was going crazy and he stopped like

446
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Speaker 1: fire hosing him down. It's like, keep me coming next

447
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:31,120
Speaker 1: up traffic. I mean you just you're just getting rex

448
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Speaker 1: all the time.

449
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, this reminds me of this video I saw

450
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 2: where it was a snowstorm and it was like a

451
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Speaker 2: hundred car pile up because no one could see like

452
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 2: a couple feet in front of that God, and it

453
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Speaker 2: was just like car after car just screeched in and

454
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 2: people like, we can't do anything, and the cars just

455
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 2: kept going, Oh dude, it's terrible.

456
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 1: That's insane. And then someone commented, just below the freeway,

457
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 1: the freeway being clear would be a sign that something

458
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 1: is up. Also, that would be a beautiful to scene,

459
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Speaker 1: just like you just wouldn't see.

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Speaker 2: No car traffic. Yeah, but I don't know how if

461
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 2: you step back into the street, you're dead.

462
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, next answer, wasps imagine imagine only being able

463
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Speaker 1: to hear them.

464
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 2: Oh no, they're around the corner, They're everywhere.

465
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: I hate wasps. Like I had, I had a bunch

466
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Speaker 1: of dreams about like bears and lions ripping apart my

467
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 1: like arms and stuff, or like biting my hand off.

468
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 1: I have weird dreams all the time. I had a

469
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Speaker 1: dream the other day that I was making sandwiches with

470
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Speaker 1: my former roommate and then a bear was chasing my girlfriend,

471
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Speaker 1: and then I woke up, like it, what does it

472
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:41,640
Speaker 1: mean at this point? I that because I have these

473
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Speaker 1: types of dreams all the time.

474
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 2: So let's peer into John's psych not because if something

475
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 2: under the hood, if something.

476
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: Is wrong there, then I'm just completely fucked. Like I'm

477
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 1: just completely left. Yeah, wasp. I hate wasps. Wasps are

478
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 1: They just don't need to exist? I'm sorry, I don't.

479
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:03,160
Speaker 1: I don't care how whatever pollen they carry. Save the bees.

480
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: They yes, bees are one argument for why wasps should exist,

481
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: But I am.

482
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 2: The bees do enough.

483
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: The bees do enough.

484
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 2: Also, did you know that mosquitos pollen.

485
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: It really I did not know that. More fun facts

486
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Speaker 1: you guys. Next, answer close button on ads, as in

487
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Speaker 1: never being able to see the X out button when

488
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: an AD pos up.

489
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 2: God, I mean that's basically every pop up.

490
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. Someone someone just commented below almost true already, which

491
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Speaker 1: is oneah.

492
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,479
Speaker 2: If you're going to some sketchy movie sites, Oh that's

493
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 2: what's happened.

494
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,679
Speaker 1: Actually, just the other day, I was trying to access

495
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Speaker 1: a nineteen fifty five movie. It was not on the

496
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: popular Yeah, the Silver Challice by Paul Newman. It's not

497
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 1: on any of the popular movie ripping services. So I

498
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: had to go to some set sketchy one and got

499
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: a browser malware.

500
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 2: Which is crazy that pornhub doesn't have that movie.

501
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 1: True, Pornhub, what are you guys doing?

502
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,679
Speaker 2: Like, come on, I swear I was searching there for

503
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 2: like five hours.

504
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 1: Five hours, like what, that's what I was doing? Searching research, research.

505
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 2: I was trying to find this movie from nineteen fifty five.

506
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: Research. Next answer toddlers because it's like they can be

507
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Speaker 1: insane and also just stepping on.

508
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 2: Them, Like yeah it can. I like stepping on toddlers. Honestly,

509
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 2: you like stepping tough. My favorite things, your favorite past

510
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 2: favorite pastime, just a cold.

511
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: Glass of wine and a toddler.

512
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 2: Would like, I'm kind of feeling a class of wine

513
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Speaker 2: right now.

514
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, I mean listen too, hot takes. That's their state. Yeah, bro,

515
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: next answer, skin.

516
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 2: Oh skin, oh oh, you.

517
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: Would just see flesh and the beating heart.

518
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 2: It would be like one of those science tech books. Yeah, yeah,

519
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 2: skin's all gone and you see that weird like.

520
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: Yeah looking thing, oh so strange. And the last one,

521
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: this one, this one is a doozy. This one's pretty good.

522
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: Not as bad as skin maybe, but eyelids that the people.

523
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 2: Just always staring at you, staring at you.

524
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: Intensely, right.

525
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 2: Because I think about opening your eyes all the way

526
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 2: because like right now I have my eyes like maybe

527
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 2: seventy five percent open, But if I have no eyelids,

528
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 2: my eyes are like this all the time.

529
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's that's way too much. Look into my eyes.

530
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: That's way it's way too much. I am seeing your soul.

531
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 2: I know what your dreams mean.

532
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: John, Well, there you go, another another successful Yeah.

533
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534
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,080
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535
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