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Speaker 2: Don't let your sister go to jail. She couldn't survive

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Speaker 1: They would eat you allow. Oh my goodness, look at

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Speaker 2: Hey, we don't worry. We'll train. Here's a carrot and

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Speaker 2: here's some vasoline. There we go. Ready, you'll be prison

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Speaker 2: ready in no time. My son.

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Speaker 1: God, I've trained you well, so so bad.

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Speaker 2: Very fast. We're doing this for you.

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Speaker 1: Guys. Are you entertained? I hope you are. This happened

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Speaker 1: some years ago. I'm in my thirties now, but back

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Speaker 1: then I was twenty two and my sister was eighteen

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Speaker 1: and was my mom's golden child.

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Speaker 2: There's always one. I also, I feel like it switches sometimes,

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Speaker 1: I think that's what your sister wants you to think,

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Speaker 2: That I have it, But actually she's always been the

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Speaker 2: golden child. That's right. They also they're so much easier

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Speaker 2: is sorry, wait is this Sam? Wait? Eighteen? Uh? What's

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Speaker 1: My dad thankfully has a good head on his shoulders

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Speaker 2: I mean every eighties comedy movie. That's if every eighties

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Speaker 2: comedy movie has taught me anything. Yeah, it's that when

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Come on, how Like it's called live life, not freaking

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Speaker 2: die in a hole and do nothing. It's called opening

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Speaker 2: a brothel in your parents place. Yeah, it's called risky business.

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Speaker 1: Now, a day after my parents left, my sister started

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Speaker 2: Not a dang minute wasted over here. You know when

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Speaker 2: you're when you're planning a party, you need every pone you.

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Speaker 1: Get that she is, that she is, and she was

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what a party? Can I get an invite? Yes?

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Speaker 2: For real? You can?

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Speaker 1: You invite some stodgy dinosaurs that your boys. I didn't

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Speaker 2: But you're not invited. You're not.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, get some alcohol, but just like wait outside,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like a like a gen Z kind

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Speaker 1: Basically you drink wine in a bathtub. You don't chug

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Speaker 1: chugged down your bumhole like us. Gen zs like a Zoomers.

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Speaker 2: Technically, you're you're are you gen Z?

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Speaker 1: I'm technically gen Z technically depending on who you ask.

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Speaker 2: Both freaking old man, understand you, guys, I understand you guys.

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Speaker 2: Us gen Z know what's up. Just put in my denture.

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Speaker 1: Tun for another gyryactric John reading on okp.

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Speaker 1: She asked me because I was over twenty one and

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Speaker 2: I was joking with the risky business, but like, literally

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Speaker 2: I got you A got you an easy girl. You know.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's some If that ain't like even older

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Speaker 1: Timeless means old. If you were gen Z, you would

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Speaker 2: a little bit. Exactly. Hey, what's a sister gotta do

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Speaker 1: Come on, she should never have told people about the

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Speaker 2: Dude, you're such a prude. Such a prude. Man, I

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Speaker 3: How is Gerald gonna ask me to prom if I

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Speaker 1: And she said that she couldn't take back the invites

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Speaker 2: So it's illegal. Wait did she say, hey, I'm having

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Speaker 1: I said I wouldn't nark, but I was not going

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Speaker 2: Classic.

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Speaker 1: Well, that night, my sister had the party and someone

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Speaker 2: What a prude? What a prude?

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Speaker 1: You know, just just just let six ten year olds

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what could go wrong? Nothing? Absolutely nothing. Maybe have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jimbo won't fall off the second story with a butt.

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Speaker 2: Chug stolen between his cheeks. Hey, how else is he

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Speaker 2: that party, he has to do it. Yeah, he has

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Speaker 2: to fulfill the prophecy. Start early. That's what I always Yeah,

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Speaker 2: say about hard drugs, ye say about easy drugs. There

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Speaker 2: Exactly life advice. Do all the drugs early so you

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Speaker 2: can pick what ones do you like most? Exactly play

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Speaker 1: Now, after being arrested and confronted by police later on,

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Speaker 2: What an asshot? Wow? Oh, so the narkis became the

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Speaker 2: narc heer. Funny how how it works and when it works?

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Speaker 2: In your favorite how the tables.

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Speaker 1: Turn turns out that she actually just broke into our

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Speaker 2: What an asshole. Oh, she's still eighteen, so she can

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Speaker 2: be charged as an adult bingos yikes, gotta love it. Oh, no, dude,

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Speaker 1: And then the police came and arrested me at my

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Speaker 2: Okay, but what proof? Like can the police just arrest

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sam, that's hold on, It wasn't just her. Sam

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Speaker 1: Jeeves cooperated the story.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I saw it with my own two eyes.

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Speaker 1: Master Master James was supplying the youth with the alcohol.

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Speaker 1: Okop host locked away for twenty years. They had already

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Speaker 1: But something there, there's some there's something somewhere that I

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Speaker 2: someone just lie wide. That's such bullshit, I will say, though,

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Speaker 2: if he really had done it, thousands of votes and

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Speaker 2: they would favor that. I exactly, Hey, we're gonna rally

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Speaker 2: the whole internet to break this man out. That's right,

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Speaker 2: free op signs.

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Speaker 3: Go to wherever this police station is and scream or

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Speaker 3: freep not even.

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Speaker 1: The name, just free yeah, no names, no names. Literally,

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Speaker 1: our whole comment section just rallies together. If you want

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Speaker 1: OP to be freed, say free OPI.

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Speaker 2: That in the comments.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that'd be great if that became a thing,

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Speaker 1: free op op, great merch that would make So my

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Speaker 1: both my sister and myself.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that, both of them. I don't think

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Speaker 1: he doesn't mention the sister being arrested. But my mom

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Speaker 2: Dude, when the favorite is just so obvious. Oh, your

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Speaker 2: show is the wrong favorite, you t liar God Like, Oh,

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Speaker 2: I mean, come on, leave him in jail. The ruts

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Speaker 2: I think the convidence is there, so it of course

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Speaker 1: My dad discovered that my sister had broken into his

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Speaker 1: I think basically like said like, oh, here's what my

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a little little misgrant, a conniving weasel. My mom, however,

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Speaker 2: These charges were ruining my baby's future. Wait, what about

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Speaker 2: Op's future? You're not my baby? Interact. The only future

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Speaker 1: I told Jimbo, he's got a big package coming.

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Speaker 1: So my sister finally had to give up on her lies,

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Speaker 2: Oh, he's not gonna be the fall guy.

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Speaker 2: Like he's he's young too, Yeah, he's got to ruin.

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Speaker 1: My god, he's just just four years older than her

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Speaker 2: God. Maybe it's just like like, like, what if he's

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I said I wasn't going to ruin my

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Speaker 2: Now do that for the sister, make everything okay in

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Speaker 1: Make the person who actually did, like, did the crime

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Speaker 2: I also like, what, like, what is what are they

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Speaker 1: Just so brainwashed. They're so brainwashed and all they they

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Speaker 2: Able to throw any more parties in our house. I'd

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Speaker 3: That one times so great and we were able to

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Speaker 2: You know, you don't about your father's alcohol problems. So heartless.

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Speaker 2: She was helping us by making him not drink.

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Speaker 1: No uh, I said, I'd rather live my life poor.

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Speaker 2: That's where I'm at right, and it's in the family.

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Speaker 1: I threatened to call the police, and she left my

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Speaker 1: heard so many f bombs out of her before or since.

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Speaker 2: Wow. God, well at least has happened since. Just wait

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Speaker 1: But she kept on going all the way up to

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Speaker 1: I just don't know how you come back from that.

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Speaker 2: I'm speechless. Oh my, Like, like we were kind of

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Speaker 2: not even favoriting the dollar. This is actively hating. Ope. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: it's it's so sad. It's so you need a better family.

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Speaker 2: We we love you, gang exactly. Family. Yeah. Yeah, make

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Speaker 2: a good spanking, before you join our gang. Gang? Okay, gang? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what's our what's your gang sign? Okay? I think that

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Speaker 1: That's also it's an and it doubles. It's an okay,

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Speaker 1: and an a hole. God, I just love those sounds

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Speaker 2: G assholes. I'll make them clean and dirty at the

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Speaker 2: same time. You don't know the pleasure. I don't know

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Speaker 2: the pleasure of well eaten asshole until you until you've.

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Speaker 1: Met Samuel Donner's tongue. So I called my dad. So

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Speaker 1: I called my dad right away, and I told him

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Speaker 1: everything that happened. He was insanely pissed and got into

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thankfully there's one parent in this relationship.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, Oh my god. If the dad was also that way,

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Speaker 1: it would be such a nightmare. She didn't even deny

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Speaker 2: My god, you know you have a son that you

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Speaker 2: should take care of. Two No, no, no, no, I

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Speaker 2: should have aborted it. Goodbye. I don't want it anyway. God,

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Speaker 2: what's the return policy? Yeah? The first the first one's practice, right.

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Speaker 1: But my dad told her that she couldn't destroy me

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Speaker 1: to save my sister, thank you. Then he threatened to

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Speaker 2: Wow, Daddy, O coming in hot, good, God, good, thanks,

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Speaker 1: Daddy, big daddy laying down. I kind of like it

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Speaker 2: The lat Land dude, lay it, lay that eight by

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Speaker 2: eight down. I learned that term from my friend James.

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Speaker 2: Eight eight by eight No, eight inches long, eight inches circumference.

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Speaker 1: Wow, eight by eight, No, palette, we're not shipping things

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, this is a whole different kind

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Speaker 2: of Yeah, this is a big package.

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Speaker 1: Double the four by four. My mom ended up sobbing

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Speaker 3: Have another party that I needed to throw next week,

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Speaker 1: She took this very personally and said that she wished

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Speaker 2: Damn what.

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Speaker 1: I just laughed some more and asked if that was

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Speaker 1: She was so angry that she hung up on me

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Speaker 2: And like what was there more that I think the

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Speaker 2: It's over. Yeah, that isn't doing what's best for the family. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and so you're not going to benefit from this family

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Speaker 2: now true, true, and I think like you'd always put

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Speaker 2: got to shape up. Buy a lot, Buy a lot.

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Speaker 1: Dad has pretty much disowned her, and she destroyed the

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Speaker 1: So, Sis, if you're seeing this, and I bet you will,

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Speaker 1: don't bother trying to contact us again, because if you do,

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Speaker 1: then any more drama you cause is going to end

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Speaker 2: The juice has not been fully squeezed yet.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you it's it really is a doozy,

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Speaker 1: but her do super quick, I mean got checked to Sam.

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Speaker 2: Is Opie the ahole? No? Opie is not the a hole. No,

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Speaker 2: I mean the like the superhero of this story is

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Speaker 2: I guess, like because Opie's sister is so good at lying.

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Speaker 2: Don't believe Opie. But when he finally learned what the

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Speaker 2: like pretty pretty sick, but I'd like to see it.

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Speaker 2: But the mom a whole sister, Like, I actually think

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Speaker 2: this might be controversial. I think the biggest a hole

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Speaker 2: because like the sisters, just like an eighteen year old,

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Speaker 2: I want to like throw parties and get the jock

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Speaker 2: to take me down. But like the love it. But

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Speaker 2: the mom, the mom has had experience being dicked down

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Speaker 2: and like it should know, should know better, should know

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Speaker 2: you know, that's not a mother. That's not a mother. No,

440
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 2: And I just feel bad for op having to deal

441
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 2: with that. I do too. Yeah, so big as a

442
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 2: hole for me. Definitely the mom. That's an interesting take.

443
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,679
Speaker 2: And now we have the updates. The update.

444
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: My sister sank to a new low of manipulation with

445
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: this one, as if the last one wasn't enough.

446
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 2: A new low. A new low is the it goes

447
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 2: lower than the floor. We're getting into the mines. How lo,

448
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 2: we're getting into the of the earth. We're going like

449
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 2: straight down. Whenever I play Minecraft, I go like literally

450
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 2: straight down into the earth. And that's that's where Opie's

451
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 2: sisters going just digging straight down to the Netherlands.

452
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, A couple of months ago, my sister suddenly

453
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,199
Speaker 1: showed up at our parents' house with a boyfriend in

454
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 1: tow and a positive pregnancy test, saying that she was

455
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 1: two months along. Wow, it's really got pregnant to get

456
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 1: back in the family.

457
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 2: You kidding me? Here we are? Here, we are? Who's

458
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 2: this boyfriend that she just freaking roped into this terrible drama.

459
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 1: A very poor sad man or at least about to

460
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 1: be dang.

461
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 2: At least she bagged the jock that she always wanted

462
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 2: exactly there we go.

463
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: She claims she wanted to make amends so her child

464
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: would be able to know their grandparents.

465
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 2: God. Wow, the manipulation is crazy.

466
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you got a hand at her.

467
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 1: She's like the Michael Jordan of manipulation.

468
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's freaking dunkin.

469
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: On course full course all of that stuff she does.

470
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: What she's doing around manipulation eleven one, Just like it's

471
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 1: like she's it's like Michael Jordan playing against Toddler. She's

472
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 1: like like palming their heads babies.

473
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, manipulation.

474
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: Bit I saw this for what it was from the start,

475
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 1: my sister went out of her way to get pregnant

476
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: so Dad would put her back in the will damn,

477
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 1: and Mom would make her the golden girl again.

478
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: Who knew raw dog and had so many benefits.

479
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,959
Speaker 1: Man, I gotta are you telling me there's something new

480
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: I gotta add to my list?

481
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, all unwrap it so you can get

482
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 2: tapped back into the family. Unwrapping it. That's what I

483
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 2: call it. Present m M. But things did not go

484
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 2: down that way at all. Wait.

485
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: Really, it was in February when my sister showed up

486
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: all of a sudden. She had taken a leaf from

487
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 1: work to come see us. She even tried to act

488
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: all smiles around me, but I could see the hate

489
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: in her eyes, like little check chucky, you know what

490
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 1: I mean.

491
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 2: I'm a little dog. No, just kidding, I'm an eagle monster.

492
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: Mom seemed to buy her act. My dad didn't at all, though.

493
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 2: The dad's wise to it now, Yeah, he's wise to it.

494
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 2: Although my parents having a grandchild is something they've been

495
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 2: longing for, so they begrudgingly accepted my sister back for

496
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 2: the moment. But it's like, dude, she like freaking she

497
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 2: like checkmated them though. It's like, you're not You're not

498
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 2: gonna deny your grandchild a place in your family. Innocent,

499
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 2: innocent baby. Yeah, she cornered them.

500
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 1: Again, check and mates, MJ MJ of manipulation. I know,

501
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 1: freaking dun get on these hoes, but not without making

502
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 1: sure whether or not this was a con spoiler alert

503
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: it was. Wait, we gotta find out. My dad suggested

504
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,120
Speaker 1: my sister take another pregnancy test just to confirm. We

505
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: expected her to protest, but she took the one my

506
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: dad got and willingly used it and it was positive. Okay,

507
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: so she was indeed pregnant. Okay, all right, Like.

508
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 2: Now my mind is going to conspiracy theories, like she

509
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 2: has someone else's urine in a bag and she's pouring

510
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 2: it on the pregnancy test, right.

511
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 1: We knowing her, all of those options are on the table. Hey,

512
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan would do that exactly?

513
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 2: Win the game at all costs. Yeah, that's the game.

514
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 1: My parents are now having a very hard time dealing

515
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: with the fact that their future grandchild is basically being

516
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: used as an attempted bargaining chip for my sister to

517
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: worm her way back in fck and sis.

518
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 2: If you see this post.

519
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 1: I did warn you, he did that, I would do

520
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: this if you tried anything else. You've left our mother

521
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: heartbroken all over again, our father beyond disappointed, and me

522
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: as your mental scapecoat because you still can't admit it

523
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: was one hundred percent your fault that you were disowned.

524
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: You haven't changed a bit. I doubt you ever will. Wow,

525
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: what a sign off.

526
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 2: I've gotta breathe a little bit after that one. I

527
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 2: don't know about you. Take a deep breath real quick

528
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 2: with us.

529
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: And and now we've been okay, breathe out op.

530
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 2: Breathing. Okay, breathe out oppy.

531
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: So now we need to hear the final decision. The

532
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: final summation of this entire saga was the ale, not.

533
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 2: The A hole. I would like to create our A

534
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 2: whole list. Please put the A whole list in the

535
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 2: comments vote. So I think, uh, A whole number one Mom,

536
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 2: A whole number two sister. Yes, I still stand by that. Yeah,

537
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 2: actually actually no, no. Now that the the the sister

538
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 2: is using this child as a bargaining chip, I'm gonna

539
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 2: have to put it above the mom. And it seems

540
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if she made amends.

541
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: It seems that they're at least tolerating each other and

542
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: around each other.

543
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: Now Mom and the son. So I'm gonna say a

544
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 2: whole one sister, yeap, a whole two mom, yep, then

545
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:22,239
Speaker 2: uh non, a whole op, and then angel dad, and

546
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 2: then like in terms of like, I want to know

547
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 2: what you guys would do in this situation, Like would

548
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 2: you take the sister back into the family if you

549
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 2: were the dad, Like from the dad's perspective, I think

550
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 2: that's what's most interesting. Yeah, I think if I was

551
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: a dad, I don't know if I would have a choice,

552
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 2: you know, like I don't want to punish my grandchild

553
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 2: because of this, Like I I would feel like there

554
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: was no other option.

555
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: Perhaps the only and not perfect solution, but the only

556
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: solution maybe is you bring the grandchip child into the life.

557
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: You sit the sister down and say you're still disinherited,

558
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: you're still not getting anything.

559
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 2: We'll be cold, cordial around you for the yeah, only

560
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 2: willing to do everything we can for that your baby. Whatever.

561
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 2: Josh the jock, you know you can get his p

562
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 2: brain out of here. We don't give a ship about him.

563
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 2: We care about your child. And hey, if you start

564
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 2: reforming and being a better person. That's great.

565
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: But are we we are letting you into our life

566
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: for the child? Yeah you get you get nothing outside

567
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: of us caring for baby child.

568
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah damn. But frickin' ay she she played the cards

569
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 2: that she played them? Well she did. No, No, you can't.

570
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 2: You can't. You know, we we condemn what we need

571
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 2: to condemn, but we also, you know, give a little

572
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 2: fist bump for the manipulation, just just for like, you know,

573
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 2: respecting the game. Dispect you. Gotta respect the game even

574
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 2: though the game is causing a hell fire within my mind.

575
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 2: This is true. All right, Well, let's know what you

576
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 2: would do? Uh? I love you, we miss you, call

577
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 2: us back. I don't know, like I feel like I

578
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 2: feel like, you know, we've like triple texted you at

579
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 2: this point, and I feel like you haven't han't heard back.

580
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 2: Three dots bubbling up. Yeah, what the hell? What the hell?

581
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 2: I thought we had something special here and like here

582
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 2: you are leaving us on red like like I swear

583
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 2: like ninety percent of you don't even leave a comment.

584
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 2: You're not even worth that, Wow, not even worth five

585
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: seconds of sharing a thought? Yeah, like come on, come on,

586
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 2: even my girlfriend says, I'm worth five seconds sometimes sometimes

587
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 2: in my in my most endurable days, exactly. Yeah.

588
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: Same, see, I seem I think I just got reverse

589
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: catfish last night?

590
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 2: How do you get reverse catfished? Like? Oh, you mean

591
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 2: like she was looking not like a snack, and then

592
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 2: you and then she showed up and you're like mocking

593
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 2: like a whole meal. Oh yump, ready to feace baby?

594
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 2: All right?

595
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: So I matched with this girl on Tinder. She was

596
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: significantly bigger than girls I normally date, if you catch

597
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: my drift, but we have literally everything in common, so

598
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: I figured I'd give it a shot. Okayop see him

599
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: beneath the veneer of just looks and looking towards this soul.

600
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: The deeper connection, the deeper connection connection. So after talking

601
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: for a few days, we decided to meet up at

602
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: the nerd bar last night.

603
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 2: The nerd bar. I guess bar for nerds. A fantastic

604
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 2: I have no idea what that is. It sounds fine.

605
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 2: I guess a bar for nerdy people. Yeah, that makes sense.

606
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: I get there and pick a table. After waiting a

607
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: few minutes, this beautiful woman comes over and starts trying

608
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: to flirt with me. That's very strange. So I assume

609
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: she must be after something free drinks, drugs, my kidneys,

610
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: I don't know.

611
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's trying to steal something from He's like, well,

612
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 2: why I did not be like that? So I explained

613
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 2: to her, Op, he's to have some better self confidence,

614
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 2: Like no, it's like you're a freaking snack. It come

615
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 2: to you. You you deserve this flirtation. Yeah, ope, come on.

616
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: So I explained to her that I'm actually waiting for someone,

617
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: and I don't want to give a bad first and

618
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,080
Speaker 1: pressure by chatting up some other woman.

619
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 2: While she's walking in. Yeah, that wouldn't be again, not

620
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: a good look at all.

621
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: Then she springs it on me that she's actually the

622
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: one that I was waiting for.

623
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 2: What. Yeah, I'm also so surprised that he had no idea,

624
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 2: you know.

625
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah that it is actually very surprising. She told me

626
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: how she's lost one hundred and thirty pounds over the

627
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: past couple of years and she wants to make sure

628
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: that guys are actually interested in her and not just

629
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: her body. Wow, that's a move that is honestly like sol,

630
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: that's genius, geez. And she was testing me to see

631
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: if I would ditch the fat girl if someone hotter

632
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: showed up.

633
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 2: That's this is a lot of tests.

634
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: That's a lot of test, right, that's I don't I'm

635
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: more on the fence about that one though.

636
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like that might be a red flag.

637
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 2: But it's also kind of interesting too.

638
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I mean, it definitely like if they passed both,

639
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, this is definitely a solid person for her,

640
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: So yeah, I get that.

641
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 2: So here's the thing, though.

642
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: Uh, I don't know about how I feel being tested, So.

643
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, that's that's how we felt. That's how

644
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 2: we felt.

645
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to live my life questioning every decision

646
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: I make, like she might jump out from another corner.

647
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 2: It's like, no, actually I've been oh man, I was

648
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 2: fat all along.

649
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: You fail, But she's also really attractive and very cool otherwise,

650
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: So I'm not sure how to proceed. And there is

651
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 1: an edit. I didn't expect this to be downvoted so much.

652
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: I guess people prefer the standard story of I just

653
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: walked in on my fiance and my father, brother, and

654
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: best friend all had their penises inside her at the

655
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: same time. So should I still go to the wedding.

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Speaker 1: Good God, I mean I want to read that story.

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Speaker 2: Is that? Is that the story you read? O't be crazy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I feel like when you I don't know

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Speaker 1: about these these tests tests, the tests are a little weird.

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Speaker 2: But you know, she's nice. Maybe you know, best of

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Speaker 2: luck opening, Best of Luck,