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Speaker 1: These are the craziest zoom calls experiences known to mankind.

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Speaker 2: Ever of all time, from here to the moon.

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Speaker 1: So we're going to start here with deleted. You know

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Speaker 1: what's back when they delete their profile, they say. Blind

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Speaker 1: kid in a zoom call class at the end of

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Speaker 1: last year during English. This was his worst zoom experience.

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Speaker 2: Blind kid, okay, ableism.

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Speaker 1: I see out of the corner of my eye. He's

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Speaker 1: the only one with a camera on. Teacher was chill

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Speaker 1: if we didn't want them on while online, starts stroking

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Speaker 1: his shoulder in front of half of the class and

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Speaker 1: the teacher.

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Speaker 3: It was a soldier. It was his soldier, because I

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Speaker 3: saw that too, was orp in his girkin.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he was jinking his jorkler.

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Speaker 1: He starts stroking his soldier in front of the half

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Speaker 1: the class and the teacher.

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Speaker 2: They've never heard of that one before.

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Speaker 1: The teacher kicked him from the class without saying anything

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Speaker 1: and continued on with the lecture like nothing happened. Poor

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Speaker 1: guy probably didn't even know. But yeah, that was a

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Speaker 1: very jarring English class.

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Speaker 2: More like a very jorping English class.

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Speaker 1: Dude, Good thing she was there to kick him out,

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Speaker 1: because imagine if yeah, imagine if she could have kicked

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Speaker 1: him out.

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Speaker 2: He forgot what class he was in. He thought he

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Speaker 2: thought he was in his uh like you know braille

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Speaker 2: class where everyone's blind on the on the zoom call

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Speaker 2: his mixed head class.

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Speaker 3: Do you think they'd like it was just like immediate

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Speaker 3: all right bye? Or was like what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Stop doing that?

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Speaker 1: No, because if he's doing that, he's probably got the

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Speaker 1: classroom volume way down low.

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Speaker 2: Do you know do you think he knew what he

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Speaker 2: was doing?

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Speaker 3: How did he?

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Speaker 2: Do you think?

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Speaker 1: How did he do that?

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Speaker 3: How did he do you? How do you not know that? Like,

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Speaker 3: welcome to the class, this is what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Well, he probably didn't think his camera's on. Also, how

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Speaker 1: do you do it when you're blind? How do you

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Speaker 1: see it.

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Speaker 2: In your mind's eye?

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Speaker 3: You feel it?

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Speaker 2: You got to see it in your minds. You gotta visualize,

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Speaker 2: you know, you use echo location you go.

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Speaker 1: Dear God, yes, who says I lifted up my arms

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Speaker 1: to stretch. The bottom of the top I was wearing

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Speaker 1: got caught on my bracelet and it pulled the top

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Speaker 1: right up and my right front air bag popped out

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Speaker 1: just a right little Oh at least it wasn't the

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Speaker 1: wrong airbag. Yeah, it was the right one, not.

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Speaker 2: The left Breasticleike, dude, that's.

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Speaker 1: My right breast he fell out, Dude, that's wild, just

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Speaker 1: flashing everyone. Hopefully there was a lot of people there,

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Speaker 1: so your camera probably wasn't exposed to a lot of people.

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Speaker 2: You say, hopefully there was.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully there was a lot of people there, because the

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Speaker 1: more cameras that are there.

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Speaker 2: Oh, right, like, the less noticeable it is if you're

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Speaker 2: just quiet. Yeah, but you know, I don't know. Some

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Speaker 2: people have really good, you know, radar for that kind

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Speaker 2: to disturbance in the force. Oh, there was a pubacle

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Speaker 2: on my screen.

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Speaker 1: The only time I've ever got flashed was when I

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Speaker 1: was a live guard, and it happened twice on purpose. No, no, there,

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Speaker 1: both of the girls went down the slide and I

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Speaker 1: was just like making sure everything's good, and then I

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Speaker 1: girls were just like all right, anyways, Crazy Livy Kid says,

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Speaker 1: my husband farted so loud once while I was doing

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Speaker 3: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Your husband really said like, I can't even go.

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Speaker 1: I have to go like.

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Speaker 2: And it literally just zooms in on your face just

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because it puts you on like announcer mode

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Speaker 1: or whatever.

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Speaker 2: It'll put you to the forefront and it's just the

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Speaker 2: sound of your husband ripping ass.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't me, and everyone's like your husband, Sure, it

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Speaker 1: was definitely your husband. Yeah, God, that would be. So

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Speaker 1: now you're the lord.

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Speaker 2: You're the farter lord.

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Speaker 3: Farklad fartler.

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Speaker 1: Zoom for Shampoo says this story happened to me on

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Speaker 1: my second day of training on my first ever job.

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Speaker 1: So I just graduated in June twenty twenty one and

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Speaker 1: found a job in October of twenty twenty one. Same seas, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. Sorry when did I graduate? I don't

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Speaker 1: remember you.

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Speaker 2: Graduated in two thousand and it was nine eighteen.

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Speaker 1: It was June twenty twenty one. Yes, I did graduate

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Speaker 1: in June twenty one. College. Yeah yeah, sorry, yeah. Feddal

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Speaker 1: job in October twenty twenty one. I used to use

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Speaker 1: Zoom for all of my university classes, but for work

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Speaker 1: they use Microsoft Teams, so I'm not familiar with that

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Speaker 1: at all. They're all the same. On my second day

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Speaker 1: of training, we have an important meeting with the vice

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Speaker 1: president of the company, Dick Cheney. The vice president keeps

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Speaker 1: battling about things about what I don't understand because this

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Speaker 1: is only my second day. So I'm just messing around

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Speaker 1: and I write click on him see more options. I

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Speaker 1: think mute, spotlight pin. So I'm like, hmmm, mute. That

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Speaker 1: sounds impossible. How can a person who is on their

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Speaker 1: second day of training be able to mute someone, let

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Speaker 1: alone the vice president. So I think about it for

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Speaker 1: a bit and go, oh, it would definitely mute it

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Speaker 1: on my side only, so I click mute. It works

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Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, okay, I mute the guy from my side.

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Speaker 1: I tried to right click and look for unmute, but

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Speaker 1: it didn't work until a couple of seconds later, I

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Speaker 1: hear people typing in the chat and also speaking up. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Vice President, we can't hear you. So he unmutes himself

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Speaker 1: and says, somebody just muted me. That's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: Yes it is, mister vice president.

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Speaker 1: Yes it is.

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Speaker 2: Who could be responsible for something so funny?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Who's the funny guy here?

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Speaker 1: Huh?

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Speaker 2: Who's the funniest guy in the zoom car? I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I don't know who.

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Speaker 1: Could it been Microsoft, Tums whatever. At this part, my

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Speaker 1: heart is beating really fast. And this meeting had a

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty people in it, and I typed in

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Speaker 1: the chat, sorry, didn't mean to do that. Then try

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Speaker 1: to unmute myself to apologize, but it took some seconds

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Speaker 1: to register. And then when I told my coworkers, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I definitely didn't mean to mute them, I see my

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Speaker 1: horror that he unmute buttoned worked and everyone heard me

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Speaker 1: say that. Vice President then jokingly told me you should

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Speaker 1: have unmuted yourself, not me.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, this is honestly, this is pretty net positive.

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Speaker 2: You're you're making an inside joke with the VP. Low key, yeah,

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Speaker 2: pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Overall, it took pretty well, and this is a super

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Speaker 1: laid back person. Oh man, that was terrifying. I thought

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Speaker 1: for sure I was gonna get fired. Dude, you're onto

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Speaker 1: something there. If you're in a big corporation, this is

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Speaker 1: your time to make an inside joke with the top VP.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, it's like, dude, someone muted me. What nobody

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Speaker 3: It was a power move.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and that's hilarious. Don't let it happen again.

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Speaker 1: Lokay, if you play your cards right, you could, like.

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Speaker 2: You could get a full house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could probably get a big, big old race

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Speaker 1: full house.

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Speaker 2: Maybe a flush.

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Speaker 1: I mute on our team leads. So on our team leads,

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Speaker 1: we have Eddie, Leanne, Nina, and May. Sometimes Nina's background

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Speaker 1: noise because her like fiance's like talking. Sometimes they're all crazy.

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Speaker 1: And sometimes whenever Leanne's talking, it.

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Speaker 2: Like reverbs because of the volcanoes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because the volcanos. I just mute them, and.

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Speaker 2: They'd be so rude you're just muting.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it will say you're just muting.

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Speaker 2: Riley doesn't listen to women.

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Speaker 1: No, I listened to them, but they're not talking, is

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Speaker 1: the thing you listen to. Their background noise is talking,

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Speaker 1: and everyone else is kind of like, can hear it too?

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Speaker 1: And it's uncomfortable for a couple of seconds. Then I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just mute them when you're like, I've had

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Speaker 2: enough woman for the day.

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Speaker 1: Dude. I wish you know you know how powerful that

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Speaker 1: button is, the mute every woman on Earth? Button? Dude?

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Speaker 1: How do you do?

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Speaker 2: We can't. We can't let that technology out. That's too

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Speaker 2: that's too dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Too powerful.

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Speaker 2: What happened? You know?

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Speaker 1: Every man from where I live, God, they all go fishing.

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Speaker 1: If that happened, they were getting thing done.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't be getting nothing done because they wouldn't have

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Speaker 2: no women to tell them what to do. That's my

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Speaker 2: grandpa sometimes anyways, Why can't women just love telling us

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Speaker 2: what to do forever, all the time, forever always and

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Speaker 2: expect us to think nothing. Didn't you know what you

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Speaker 2: signed up for when y'all ate that apple? That was that?

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Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Don't put that in, leave that out,

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Speaker 2: get rid of that.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna put your hat back onto We're at it.

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Speaker 1: Two for one.

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Speaker 2: I would wear that hat. It's a cool had people

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Speaker 2: get it. It's just a cool hat, all right.

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Speaker 1: So Blue Morphine says, went to my bathroom to zoom

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Speaker 1: call my college advisor because the internet is really strong

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Speaker 1: in there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, why is that the case. That's like, you've got

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Speaker 2: some kind of CIA operative using some kind of signal

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Speaker 2: booster in the bathroom to send off messages. You've you've

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Speaker 2: got a CIA operative trying to recruit a professor to

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Speaker 2: becoming as an intel agent.

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Speaker 1: You really couldn't tell that I was sitting on the

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Speaker 1: toilet because I was sideways and the window was behind me. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of discussing stuff with my advisor,

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Speaker 1: and I had my right arm on the top of

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Speaker 1: the toilet lid, and my elbow slipped hit the flusher.

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Speaker 1: So in the middle of the zoom call, I accidentally

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Speaker 1: flushed the toilet. I clickly muted myself, but my advisor

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom, and she laughed about it, but still horrifying.

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Speaker 1: This could have gone so much worse.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it could have been Yeah, I feel

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Speaker 2: like this was not that bad, and someone else just

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Speaker 1: But this is also a good way to get a promotion.

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Speaker 1: Be like, I don't really like why I live. I

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Speaker 2: They're like, well, you know we can't. We ran the

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Speaker 2: Dang, that's gotta be a hard phone call to get.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you're walking around with your butt out, just her

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's how they all see you anyway.

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Speaker 2: How I see you. That's what I see when I

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Speaker 1: That's quite lovely. You telling me how do I How

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Speaker 2: Fall when you roll it.

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Speaker 1: Alicia Hodge, I carry one every day for my safety

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Speaker 2: Blow bing bop boom boom, boom bop bam.

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Speaker 1: All right, deleted says. I had a class last semester

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be like, I I'm paying no tuition

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Speaker 1: Thankfully I had classes that I you know, I had

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Speaker 3: No, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: That is wild.

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Speaker 2: Wait no it's not. It's not as bad as you think.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 2: It's time to be at the kids.

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Speaker 1: That all right, it's time to be at the kids,

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Speaker 2: Ow ow ow wow wow wow wow wow wow the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, make sure eyes go boy o o o oh

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Speaker 1: Fine, says today Remote Learning. I was going to the

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Speaker 1: I can't get it back. Happens all the time.

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Speaker 2: Wait what what what dropped him? What? What did what?

447
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,119
Speaker 2: What dropped him.

448
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,760
Speaker 1: Keep going. It happens all the time. It means she

449
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,960
Speaker 1: hit the X or the T shirt did. My daughter

450
00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:54,320
Speaker 1: had to be present, so I said, fine, bring it

451
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,600
Speaker 1: to me on the toilet. Scream is black, So I

452
00:19:56,640 --> 00:20:00,119
Speaker 1: restarted my daughter's device. Teacher emailed me that it was

453
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,880
Speaker 1: actually still on when the camera flipped, everything was captured.

454
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:08,359
Speaker 2: Caught you on the commode.

455
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,600
Speaker 1: Dude, make it a five year old. Take it. I

456
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 1: have another zoom call story.

457
00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:14,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, does it.

458
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 1: When my little brother Sawyer was like five or six, I.

459
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,600
Speaker 2: Think he was like maybe seven or whatever, six or seven,

460
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:22,320
Speaker 2: he was.

461
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,840
Speaker 1: Learning how to play the violin, but he had to

462
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:27,520
Speaker 1: do it on zoom. Well, one day he got obsessed

463
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,479
Speaker 1: with doing these puppet things.

464
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,240
Speaker 2: Wait when he's doing puppet show.

465
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,119
Speaker 1: What he would get two sucks and he would like

466
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,439
Speaker 1: make a puppet show just randomly, like that's just what

467
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,240
Speaker 1: he would do for like this sprint of like a

468
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,480
Speaker 1: month or two. Well, we had to go to my

469
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,800
Speaker 1: grandma's house because she's the only person that has internet.

470
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 1: So we take him to our grandma's house, put him upstairs,

471
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,639
Speaker 1: and he's learning the violin. So the way that the

472
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,800
Speaker 1: teacher described it was she logged on and was like,

473
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,159
Speaker 1: you know, oh hey, sawyer, Sawyer, and then from the

474
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Speaker 1: camera view goes what you can the middle me.

475
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:09,920
Speaker 2: And did that for five minutes and wouldn't respond yeah no,

476
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,280
Speaker 2: but he was responding with.

477
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Speaker 1: His hand puppet respond as the puppets. She said, it

478
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,439
Speaker 1: was the funniest thing ever. Oh man, sorry, was funny.

479
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

480
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 1: Goldfish nineteen oh two says suffered from diarrhea and thought

481
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,719
Speaker 1: the discord was muted. It wasn't. Everyone heard it.

482
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 2: Everyone heard you, and it sounded like this.

483
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 1: No uhhh oh bk BK hazard says a personal social nightmare.

484
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,800
Speaker 1: During a discussion heavy class I was taking last year,

485
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 1: I had a question that turned into a two to

486
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,360
Speaker 1: three minute back and forth with the teacher as they

487
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 1: expounded on my question. Just as they were redirecting the

488
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 1: conversation back to the PowerPoint sides, one of the girls

489
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Speaker 1: in the class wasn't on mute, and some in their room,

490
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 1: I guess their roommate or something said that guy has

491
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: such an annoying voice, and the girl responded, I hate

492
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 1: hearing him talk. Every time he opens his mouth. I'm

493
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 1: just waiting for him to shut up. Teacher reminded everyone

494
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 1: to mute themselves, and the girl got wide eyed and

495
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 1: muted herself. We could see her tell the roommate about

496
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: it and then laughing, but they didn't apologize or anything.

497
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 1: There was just a few moments of silence, and the

498
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 1: teacher moved on. I stepped away from my computer for

499
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,880
Speaker 1: a bit and barely ever said anything for the rest

500
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Speaker 1: of the semester. Thanks to everyone it means to hear

501
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 1: about these positive words. Dude, you can't don't let some

502
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 1: girl in college stop you from learning about stuff in

503
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 1: a class.

504
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 2: Don't let don't let her stupid, gross, ugly heart stop

505
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,880
Speaker 2: you from being a beautiful little flower my life.

506
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 1: I did that one time. I was like, uh, like

507
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: doing some brainswewing stuff in the class once and this

508
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,719
Speaker 1: guy was like, stop, you're like making it go longer

509
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 1: and I and it literally killed my creativity. I don't

510
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 1: let people do that to you.

511
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 2: You were like, oh, you were like, but yeah, you

512
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 2: were being the kid. Well no, I guess not. No.

513
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 2: I was just say it's the kid who's like the

514
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 2: homework that you didn't collect the homework. And everyone goes,

515
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 2: ah see, but I did it. I want to turn

516
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 2: it in.

517
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 1: I wasn't that kid, But I was like, oh, yeah,

518
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 1: how how else could I learn this? And then and

519
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: this was an English class, so I was like, in

520
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: my bag, I needed to learn this stuff.

521
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were like, no, for real, I need we

522
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 2: need to talk about this. What the hell is going

523
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 2: on with d's and b's and p's. Why are they

524
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 2: all almost the same? Can I please get some different

525
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 2: d's and b's and p's please? Right?

526
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 1: In math, We're good. I had everything down.

527
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 2: But see now that's where my dyslexia always hit the most.

528
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 1: Math.

529
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 2: I mean, like I don't really have dyslexia, but like

530
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,479
Speaker 2: I would always end up swapping. Like if I had

531
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,919
Speaker 2: to recall a number and like it ended in a seven,

532
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 2: I would always be like, does it end with seven

533
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 2: or end with three? Because like seven is three away

534
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 2: from ten, So that's how my brain would like re

535
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: like would would remember of things with like that gap

536
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 2: instead of the actual number.

537
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: The neuropathways have that kind of.

538
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, like so I'll just like flip around that number

539
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 2: between instead of the actual number. I'll be like I

540
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,400
Speaker 2: won't remember if it's that or if it's how far

541
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 2: away it was from ten? Yeah, five is really great

542
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 2: for that though.

543
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: No, it's perfect overdue. Doughnut says. I attended a virtual

544
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: networking zoom for work and during the main speaker event,

545
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 1: someone unmuted they were clearly on the phone with someone

546
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 1: and started going, Oh, no, I can talk now, it's cool.

547
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: I'm just on this stupid webinar. I'm not even going

548
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,400
Speaker 1: to listen to this.

549
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:37,199
Speaker 2: Nice, very nice. At least you let everyone know and

550
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 2: they can be like.

551
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 1: I respect that.

552
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 2: I respect a person who's upfront and on it's about

553
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: their feelings.

554
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 1: Kean, did you have to go to school during the

555
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,120
Speaker 1: whole COVID thing?

556
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 3: Nope, I graduated a year before.

557
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 1: That's crazy. You graduated in twenty nineteen, is sir? When

558
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: I graduated high school. I know you're so old. I know,

559
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 1: Wait would you graduate college? Never? Wait? Would you graduate

560
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 1: high school twenty fourteen? I was a freshman the year

561
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: after that. That's crazy?

562
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember I was thinking about that because I

563
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 2: remember my senior year of high school seeing all like

564
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: the freshmen came in for the like little freshman tour,

565
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 2: and I was like, you gross, who were these little

566
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 2: freaking creatures? Me? Who were these? And I was like, yeah,

567
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 2: that would have been right. Riley would have been one

568
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 2: of those.

569
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 3: Definitely one of those little creatures where you're like, I

570
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:21,880
Speaker 3: want to pick on him.

571
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 2: I was like, you gross, What did I look like

572
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 2: that when I was fourteen? I was cool though, and

573
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 2: it's like I looked deepd younger. Probably honestly I was.

574
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: I was like this with all the seniors that I

575
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 1: had a senior girlfriend for a little bit.

576
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 2: Oh that's problematic.

577
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 3: That is problematic. We forget to know I actually like

578
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 3: hung out with like I hung out with kids with

579
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,120
Speaker 3: everything in every single grade. It was great.

580
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 1: Snow Donuts three O eight sets. We're on a zoom

581
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: call conference call with our marketing agency. We were their

582
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 1: biggest client by a mile, but our relationship had become

583
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: strained as they weren't delivering results. A purpose of the

584
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: meeting was for them to a introduce our new account

585
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 1: director and be present the results and action planned back

586
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: to us. Our marketing manager iron ironically called Karen was

587
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 1: giving them a real hard time. Makes sense. The new

588
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:13,479
Speaker 1: account director shared their screen, but inadvertently shared her slack

589
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: on the screen where she and their whole team were

590
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: chatting about us in real time as they were presenting

591
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,439
Speaker 1: this included call on Karen, a real Karen, and I

592
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: bet she'll ask to speak to the manager did she?

593
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: And did she? And saying that they'd have to stop

594
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 1: lying to assume Karen let them keep it on screen

595
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: the whole time and told them at the end the

596
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: account director cried.

597
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 2: I read that as the account director died.

598
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: That would have been better.

599
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 3: Probably felt like it.

600
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 2: Dude, cook on gook on cook on gook on heart explodes,

601
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 2: who you made him cry? Yeah, and then you made

602
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 2: him and then you made him d word, you made

603
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 2: him die?

604
00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 1: Dude, that's wild. I can't. That's also stupid. Who ever

605
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: like shared their screen and just put it on that dude?

606
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: Come on.

607
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 2: I just think it's always dumb to ever get caught

608
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,959
Speaker 2: lacking in a digital setting like that, because it's like

609
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 2: so obvious and right in front of you.

610
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your job.

611
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 2: You go, wait, okay, do I have the little mute

612
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: icon on? Can't do I am I making sure no

613
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 2: one can see me and see that I'm talking crap

614
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 2: about literally the people in this meet it. And it's like,

615
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 2: if you can't do that, you deserve to be outed

616
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 2: because you are stupid and others should know about it.

617
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: Can we find some just realized Riley was as old

618
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 1: as my youngest kid when I graduated in high school.

619
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 2: You had your kid before you graduated high school?

620
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: That's cool? Wait, am I as old as you're? Good? Confused?

621
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 2: Do I have to shame you for being a teen mother? No,

622
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.

623
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: Cono, I'm sorry.

624
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 2: Has anyone made you feel bad about that recently? Sounds

625
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 2: like he made a terrible decision, and honestly, I'm disgusted. No,

626
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. If

627
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 2: it wasn't you, Kim Fine, everyone, Kim Fine.

628
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 1: Can tell us when you graduated?

629
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 2: All right, So God, tell us when you got pregnant?

630
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 2: Not yet tell us the age?

631
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: Working on it. I'm trying to get pregnant.

632
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 2: Age location and scale on one to ten. How excited

633
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 2: you wear.

634
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: And the girth goth Avocado Ho says, not terrifying. But

635
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 1: I toentysoo female joined a conference call with like or

636
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: forty five or older men I never met. So I'm

637
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: a bit nervous being inexperienced. Okay, Then one of them

638
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: shares this screen with two obvious corn tabs on his browser.

639
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 1: I have no idea if the others noticed, but the

640
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: feeling of the guy's subtle, ohf realization through the screen

641
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: made me feel not as intimidated. Lmao. How are you

642
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: looking at that during work? Yeah?

643
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 2: That's some people can really compartmentalize, like effectively, just very quickly.

644
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 2: Just turn it on, turn it off, turn it on,

645
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,239
Speaker 2: turn it off, turn it on, turn it off.

646
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 3: Some people just don't care.

647
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 2: Well, this is my work half of the computer, and

648
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 2: this is my not work half of the computer.

649
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 3: It's like I come to work to have fun. Guys.

650
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I crossed my eyes with my left eye, I

651
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 2: work over here, and with my right eye I play.

652
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: What do you do with your hands?

653
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 2: Well, you can't get it. We can't get into that part.

654
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that, kimberly fun.

655
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 2: That's why Kim Kim No, I did not spawn in

656
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 2: high school.

657
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: When I graduated high school, Riley was the same age

658
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: as my youngest is now.

659
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, when it's right, yes, nice.

660
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: Anyways, Kim user name says zoom interview for a very

661
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: well known paying admin position at my local school.

662
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 2: High school hospital. Did you say hospital? I can't read code,

663
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 2: but I just wanted to say as you say.

664
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 3: Hospital, he said, He said, he said bread cumb earlier.

665
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 2: Bread cumb.

666
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say bread crumb.

667
00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 2: Oh that's so close.

668
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.

669
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, two letters off. I guess.

670
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: Hey, this is Riley, your favorite Southern bill. We're gonna

671
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: get back to these stories. But here's three minutes worth

672
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,360
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673
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 1: Interview for a very well paying admin position at my

674
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: local hospital, lots of money on the line. Was doing

675
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: the interview while my daughter was at school, and my

676
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: husband walks into the room saying, well, would you look

677
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: at the time Tom to suck my wife's nose.

678
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh what? Oh lord?

679
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: He says this while unclothed and visible to the camera. Oh,

680
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: the interviewer laughed. I was mortified, and a conversation discussing

681
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: onboarding became an employer ghosting me. All right, Oh no,

682
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: it was a genuine accident. I didn't expect him to

683
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: wake up during it. He didn't expect me to be

684
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: on an interview. The no sucking thing is part of

685
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: a game we play where alone we threatened to do

686
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: any litany of weird things two or for one another.

687
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: No sucking is the most used and is an inside joke.

688
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah you should have You should have prepped

689
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 2: your husband said, hey bebe Yeah, no nose sucking right

690
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 2: when we wake up, mommy's got an interview.

691
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, say that, give my heads up. I think

692
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: that would be the perfect in man. Yeah, so I

693
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: didn't get the job and kind of gave up on

694
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: a traditional job at that point, switched instead of starting

695
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: a business. And I'm way more happier since I got

696
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: used to my otherwise wasted degree. Oh so it actually

697
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: worked out for her.

698
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 2: Oh looks like he should have sucked your nose then.

699
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is something I like to do to Andrew.

700
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 3: What you suck her notes?

701
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: What you like inhale while she exhales through her nose.

702
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: No, it just happens. And then she's like she like

703
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: freaks out a lot.

704
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm confused. That makes sense almost. How you do that?

705
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: It's like giving It's like, so she's just doing this,

706
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: literally what she's doing. She's doing this, and then I

707
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: go and then I can like I get a I

708
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: guess h duo.

709
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 2: She's like, ah, yeah, yeah, I picked her boogers out.

710
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 2: Suck her boggers out and eat them, don't you actually disgusting? Right?

711
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,719
Speaker 1: I do clean her ears sometimes with your mouth, No,

712
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: with Q tips, just go And then this is the

713
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: most disgusting thing I'll ever tell you. I'll take a

714
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: video of like her ear and I'll be like, look

715
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: before and then I'll clean it real good and then

716
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: after and she's like, oh wow, good job.

717
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 3: You should do that with Dakota. Why because you have

718
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 3: waxy ears?

719
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: Could help you out there.

720
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 2: I don't take them. I take care of them, all right.

721
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 2: Come come look, come look in my ear.

722
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: You gotta come. You're good, You're good, Come good. I'm

723
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: not gonna monkey you.

724
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 2: Bro. You scared him.

725
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 1: I am scared.

726
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 2: You scared him. I have a normal amount of wax

727
00:32:59,440 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 2: in my ear.

728
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: Uh OPI you can't go back from that, you really can't.

729
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 2: Wisdom is haunted by a ghost.

730
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: Wisdom of Pearl says, I personally have an oversized monitor

731
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: so I can see these small little faces very well.

732
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 1: On Zoom, a guy was in a shirt and tie.

733
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: All seemed normal, but he kept making some very visual

734
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: facial expressions and actually at one point clammed his hand

735
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: over his own mouth.

736
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 3: Uh, something's going on.

737
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 2: Then I have a theory. I have a couple, I

738
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 2: have none, Yeah, because he's so straight.

739
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: Then suddenly, and very briefly, the back of a woman's

740
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: head popped up. Most people tried to pretend they didn't

741
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: see anything, but there was one guy who kept asking

742
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: whose head that was, and why they were listening to

743
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: our meeting, and just so on and so on. Yeah,

744
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: people became more annoyed by the guy asking questions then

745
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: about what they had seen.

746
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 2: The guy the meeting's just like, oh that guy, did

747
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 2: anyone else see that? There's there's someone's head. Someone's getting head,

748
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 2: someone getting head over there in the screen, So head,

749
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: who's head?

750
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: Help?

751
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 2: That guy is getting domed right now? So like you

752
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 2: need help, help, help, she needs help, help.

753
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 1: So low keith, I see them on a zoom meeting.

754
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 1: It's a cannon event. I don't have you for them.

755
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, cool, we're just gonna keep going.

756
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 2: So like when you see like RoadHead, you just go

757
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 2: you go, oh have ya? Like no, Like imagine being

758
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 2: the guy who's like, I'm calling the police. Hello, there's

759
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 2: some people that are fucking on pps in traffic, and

760
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 2: I need you to arrest them. No, I don't care

761
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 2: how many how many people are getting shot in the streets.

762
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: I need you to arrest the ppee toucher in the

763
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 2: traffic traffical peepee toucher. Yeah, don't be that guy. Just

764
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 2: go Oh kids.

765
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 1: Look away, look away, look away me. Jock says. I

766
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: was on a zoom call for work right after the

767
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 1: band Demi started. My wife and I were both working

768
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: from home, and the schools and daycares were closed too. Normally,

769
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: we divided up our day so that if one of

770
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: us was working and the other one was taking care

771
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,760
Speaker 1: of the kids. One day, though, we both had online

772
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: meetings at the same time, so we turned the TV

773
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 1: on and told the kids just to watch TV until

774
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: one of us was done. I had my headphones on

775
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: so that I would have been distracted from my meeting.

776
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: At some point, I see my wife quickly get up

777
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: from her chair. Then I look at my screen at

778
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: the window where I could see myself. I saw my

779
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: three year old behind me, frantically clawing at her throat

780
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: and trying to cough. She was choking on whatever snack

781
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: she had been eating. Oh, my wife was too panicked

782
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: to really do anything flag and was just screaming and

783
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: basically pulling her hair out. I hopped up, leaned the

784
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: kid forward, and just started smacking her on the back. Luckily,

785
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: she coughed it up, started crying, and I gave her

786
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: a big huck. A minut or two later, I sat

787
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: back down to my meeting, put my headphones on, and

788
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: realized everyone else in the meeting was just sitting there

789
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,439
Speaker 1: in shock because they'd witnessed the whole thing.

790
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 2: No one was like, Hey, your kid is dying. I

791
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 2: would be so pissed at everyone who could see that

792
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 2: and said nothing to me. But also I'd think of

793
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 2: you differently if I saw that on a zoom call.

794
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 2: I think you're in a very unfair situation.

795
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 3: But also good on you, just another day being a parent.

796
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, red flag that your wife couldn't save your child,

797
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 2: red flag, red flag alert.

798
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: It's a lot.

799
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm kind of joking, but at the same time,

800
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 2: I'm also not. You know, there's nothing I hate more

801
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 2: than just a person who like, in like a like

802
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:45,479
Speaker 2: a disastrou scenario just goes It's like, all right, you've

803
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 2: made nothing better, You've made everything worse.

804
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: That's let's yet save that. But good on you. Dude,

805
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: they probably think you're like the man from now on.

806
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: They're all just sitting there and shocked, like, oh my gosh. Also,

807
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: what are you supposed to do? Literally on a zoom call,

808
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: you can't do or anything. You just have to watch it.

809
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: What do you mean watch the kid cough?

810
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I would I would be like, hey,

811
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 2: your child looks to be in distress. What do you mean,

812
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 2: what do you mean Like everyone in the call is

813
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 2: probably muted.

814
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, no, I'm on the zoom call. Your kid

815
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: gets choked, you leave to go take care of the kid.

816
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: I can't do anything. I'm on a zoom call.

817
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 2: Like if this was not I just mean like the

818
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 2: I just mean like if you're seeing it in the background.

819
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: No, No, I didn't say that, and I was like, I

820
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,720
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's happening.

821
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm still I'm confused what you're saying. So, in

822
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 2: this hypothetical, you did see it or you didn't. I'm

823
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 2: seeing you take care of it, but you're not seeing

824
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 2: I would be more mad that because I think he

825
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 2: was saying people saw it happening before and didn't say anything,

826
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 2: and then it wasn't until his wife started freaking out

827
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 2: that he realized, he.

828
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: Said, when I looked at my screen at the window

829
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 1: where I could see myself. Oh yeah, I guess people could.

830
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 2: It's like everyone's seeing like his kids behind him, like

831
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 2: and everyone's just like, well, I don't want to talk

832
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 2: out of turn. That might be awkward. It's like, hey,

833
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 2: what is wrong with that? U?

834
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: Huh? Yeah? Right?

835
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 2: Like I saw a video of some it was like

836
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 2: a zoo, like there were lions at the zoo. I

837
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 2: don't even know if this is real. I assume it's

838
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 2: probably not. Everything's always fake now, but it was like

839
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,359
Speaker 2: some uh, some girl got like snagged by like a

840
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,919
Speaker 2: lion at like a Chinese zoo or something, and she's

841
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 2: getting pulled in. There's like one guy like pulling her back,

842
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: and then there's just two other people standing right next

843
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: to it, just watching it happen, doing absolutely nothing, yep,

844
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 2: And they're kind of like pointing like oh, like try that,

845
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: and it's like what dude, Like, dude do something.

846
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: One is ah, there's no more community anymore.

847
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 2: I'm pulling you down and feeding you to the lion,

848
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 2: and I'm saving my daughter.

849
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, man with the pencil, says my wife was on

850
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 1: a call delivering a virtual training to some new foster families.

851
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: Our computer is located at the back of our dining

852
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 1: room study, looking back at the room and giving a

853
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 1: good view of most of the door from about the

854
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: waist tying upwards. The door doesn't latch anymore, so it

855
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: can be pushed open fairly easy. My wifeet shut the

856
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: door before she began the call to keep any background

857
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: house noises from interrupting the session. She was about halfway

858
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: through when our dog decided to investigate these strange voices

859
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 1: coming from the room. Dog knows he can use his

860
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: head to fling the door open, but the camera was

861
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,479
Speaker 1: angled in such a way that you could see most

862
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: of the door, but not the dog as he came

863
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: trotting in. So from the perspective of the people on

864
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 1: the call, it appeared as if the door had flung

865
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: open with no one on the other side. It was

866
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: quiet comical listening from the other room as a group

867
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,919
Speaker 1: of fully grown adults were shrieked in terror, and then

868
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: my wife having to explain that it was just the dog.

869
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 2: It was just a dog. A dog. The dog likes

870
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 2: making a little joke. Yeah, every now and then the

871
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,280
Speaker 2: dog likes to be a little funny.

872
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: The dog just likes the and I know that dog's

873
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: names like Bernie or something.

874
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 2: It's like Bernie, I'm a goofly goofler rab.

875
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Oh there's corn? Zoom? What wait?

876
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 1: I saw that too. What are you guys talking about?

877
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 2: What are you guys telling about?

878
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: Could you scroll up?

879
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 2: What are they talking about in there? It looks like

880
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 2: I've got one crazy eye. Well, we've got some more

881
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 2: zoom called disasters here. Let's see definition of tragic says

882
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 2: This happened three months ago while I was in class

883
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,439
Speaker 2: via zoom. Our instructors constantly tell us that we aren't

884
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 2: supposed to be driving and running errands while class is

885
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 2: in session, but of course that doesn't stop people from

886
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 2: doing it anyway. I was bored during the lecture and

887
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 2: decided to look at what my classmates were doing. One

888
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 2: student was in her car driving with the camera facing her.

889
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 2: She unmuted herself to ask the instructor a question, and boom, no,

890
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 2: we heard a pop and saw a glass flying. The

891
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 2: camera was tossed around, then a glimpse of the airbag

892
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 2: and the sound of a horn. The girl had crashed

893
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 2: into another car and a red light. Oh that Yeah,

894
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: you can't dude, you can't do that.

895
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: You can't be on your phone drive.

896
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,919
Speaker 3: They tell you not the text and drive, she said.

897
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 3: You know what, they didn't say I couldn't zoom and drive.

898
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 3: I think, well she drove in zoomed, that's for sure

899
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 3: into another car.

900
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 2: She's gonna have to go to a virtual driving class. Now,

901
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, stop dude. Honestly, skill issue.

902
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 1: It's such just.

903
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 2: A skill issue, dude, Like, what do you mean? Yeah,

904
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 2: that that is you unmuted your your call and then

905
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 2: what forgot everything going on around you? Yeah, that's maybe

906
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 2: you just shouldn't be a drive bang.

907
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: And the thing is you're gonna be in trouble because

908
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 1: there were so many witnesses in there and they were

909
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: all in class with you. Yeah.

910
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 2: I think I think there needs to be a rule

911
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 2: where if if you get a certain amount of accidents,

912
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 2: you just you're not.

913
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 1: Allowed to drive anymore. I agree.

914
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,959
Speaker 2: I think I think there it can reset maybe after

915
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: a certain amount of time, after a couple of years,

916
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 2: you're getting into like ten car accidents in like three years,

917
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 2: you shouldn't.

918
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,240
Speaker 1: Be allowed to drive after a certain amount of years

919
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: and driving tool. Then you're allowed to drive again. For

920
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: every driving class you take, you can get like a

921
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: year back, like you know what I'm saying something like.

922
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 2: That, Yeah, you gotta, you gotta, Yeah, you get reset,

923
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 2: you know, back to like a provisional like since anyway, Oh,

924
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 2: a deleted user says, I hosted this meeting and we

925
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 2: were discussing the next steps in a project we've collectively

926
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 2: been working on for the past month now. I normally

927
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 2: don't like muting people, and I think that awareness is

928
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 2: on the person, but I came very close to doing

929
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 2: just that. Pro tip if you're not the one speaking,

930
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,760
Speaker 2: mute yourself when you're about to speak, unmute once finished,

931
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 2: mute yourself again. Anyway, I'm going over timelines and deliverables,

932
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 2: but I keep hearing this dog barking. From what I

933
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 2: can hear, I assumed it was at chiwahwah. I keep

934
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 2: going throughout the distraction, but stopped myself and asked, Hey, uh, Steve,

935
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: can you mute your mic please? We can hear your dog.

936
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 2: He says, yeah, sorry, bro, I'll mute it. But I

937
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 2: don't have a dog though, hahaha, all right, that a cat,

938
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 2: I thought about it for a quick second, and then

939
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,280
Speaker 2: continued on my previous train of thought. In the middle

940
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 2: of making a point, about twenty seconds after I asked

941
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 2: Steve to mute, I said, wait, wait, wait, wait, Steve,

942
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 2: if you don't have a dog, what was barking back there?

943
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 2: He un mutes and says, yeah, I don't know, man,

944
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 2: maybe it's the TV. Others in the meeting said things like, dude, Steve,

945
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 2: that was definitely a dog, and Steve, I think you

946
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: might have a dog in your house. Steve says, hold on, guys,

947
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 2: just second, hold on. Already, including myself who set up

948
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 2: and organized this meeting, we all lost interest in talking

949
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 2: about this project.

950
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, barking.

951
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: Steve's so chilly. He's like, yeah, I don't know. Sounds

952
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 2: like a dog. I don't have one, so I don't know.

953
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 2: It could be anything. Steve went off camera. We're making

954
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 2: jokes that Steve doesn't know a Chihuahua is in his

955
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 2: house and that Steve is being haunted by dogs. Finally

956
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 2: Steve comes back holding a toddler. He says, Hey, this

957
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 2: is the guy making the dog noises.

958
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: I found him?

959
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 3: Is it his? Did he just toddler?

960
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: I found the noise.

961
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 2: Shoot, give me that baby. I need to make an excuse.

962
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,439
Speaker 2: I got Beverly Hills chill on the TV. I can't

963
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 2: let him know. I said, no, no, no, no, no, no,

964
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 2: there is no way. Steve asked the toddler, Hey, buddy,

965
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: can you make the dog gett nices again? And I

966
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 2: kid you not. The sound coming out of that baby

967
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 2: was not human. It was a full blown chihuahua. And

968
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 2: then Steve says the toddler ed, buddy, how about a

969
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 2: big dog. I'm just imagining Steve is Polly Shore at

970
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 2: this point, Hey baby, how about a big dog? Then

971
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 2: the little guy barked like a mastiff.

972
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: What bark?

973
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 2: I'm like, the range on this baby is incredible. We

974
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 2: spent the last half hour of an hour long meeting

975
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:47,879
Speaker 2: making Steve's kid bark like a dog. Hell yeah, dude,

976
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 2: Steve's kids got a promising future.

977
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,760
Speaker 1: Out of him. He really does. Wow.

978
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, next time Hollywood gets one of those uppity, you know,

979
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 2: actor dogs and they're like, they don't want to bark,

980
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 2: they just want to go bow wow wow. And we're like, oh,

981
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 2: come on, we need you to buy it's not in

982
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 2: my contract. They can just get this kid, and he

983
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 2: can bark however they need him to.

984
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: Bark, and he'll just do it for the love of

985
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: the game.

986
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 2: We need a George Lopez Beverly Hills Chihuahua two style bark.

987
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is so fun.

988
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 2: I like, how OPI was almost gonna move on, and

989
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 2: then wait, wait wait wait wait wait no, no, Steve,

990
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 2: you need to figure out what's barking in your house. Yeah,

991
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 2: I just he holds up the baby by like this collar. Yeah, no,

992
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 2: it's this. I found it, dude.

993
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: I was in a zoom call with a guest and

994
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 1: I had a moment like this where you know those

995
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: chairs were like those the scorpion chairs that gamers have. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

996
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: So I was on this call with this guy and

997
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: he's like talking to me and everything and his backgrounds muted,

998
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: and I swear his background looked like he had one

999
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: of those things just arched behind him. And then near

1000
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 1: the end of it, I was like, hey, man, what

1001
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: is that behind you? I have? I cannot live on

1002
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 1: with life until I know what is behind you. He's like,

1003
00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and he shows me.

1004
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 2: And it's that thing and he has one.

1005
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, I thought that that was what it was.

1006
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: He said, yeah, man, I paid like seven grand for it,

1007
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: got it here. It took like thirteen hundred dollars to

1008
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: get shipped here from to Mediine, And uh, I never

1009
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: use it.

1010
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 2: That's crazy. That's crazy to never use that.

1011
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I would do meetings in it, but

1012
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 1: it just looks weird when I'm like laid back and

1013
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: everyone else is like not. Yeah, no one had ever

1014
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: asked him about it.

1015
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

1016
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: It's just like this like like blurb and then it's

1017
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: just like arching over him.

1018
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 2: They were just afraid what they would what answer they

1019
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 2: would receive, you know. To be fair, I've never I've

1020
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 2: never felt like reclined laying back is like the optimal

1021
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,760
Speaker 2: gaming position in the matrix.

1022
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like the matrix.

1023
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 2: You're like yeah, but like even in the matrix, when

1024
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 2: you leave back' you're getting plugged in, you're catatonic. I'm

1025
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 2: not laying there position like looking up at a screen

1026
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 2: like that feels terrible to me, unless I'm dude. I've

1027
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 2: seen a page with this guy who has like a

1028
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 2: flight simulator set up. Oh yeah, yeah, where it's like

1029
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 2: the whole thing like actuates and I can move around

1030
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 2: in like three hundred and sixty degrees and he like

1031
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 2: flies like spaceships and stuff in it.

1032
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: Apparently, if you get really good at that, you can't

1033
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 1: actually fly a real plane. It's just like it's like

1034
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: doing it in real life. It's like going from practice

1035
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: to a real game.

1036
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's as crazy depends it depends.

1037
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fun.

1038
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 2: Oh hey, it's Dakota, your favorite good time boy host.

1039
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 1: Here.

1040
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 2: We're gonna get back to the stories, but here's three

1041
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 2: minutes of ads from our sponsors. We've got another story

1042
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 2: here from redacted g one itch probably supposed to be

1043
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 2: glitch says. Teacher demanded that we stay in view with

1044
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 2: the camera on. I had to use the bathroom. Teacher

1045
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 2: said no, I can't leave the camera view. So I

1046
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 2: said fine then and I took the computer into the

1047
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 2: bathroom and was pooping on camera. Only the upper half

1048
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 2: of me was visible, so nothing inappropriate was shown. However,

1049
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 2: I did leave the mic on as per class policy.

1050
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 2: Oh no, class was all dudes, and I was basically

1051
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 2: famous for a day. The teacher never spoke about it again,

1052
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 2: but now allowed us to leave for bathroom breaks.

1053
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 3: Wait to be a trend, You know what good good

1054
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 3: for you, dude.

1055
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 2: I mean like sometimes man like, I mean, there's good

1056
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: teachers out there, but like the bad teachers are the worst.

1057
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: They power trip.

1058
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, the teachers, because that is like one of the

1059
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 2: top positions for people who are just trying to power trip.

1060
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 2: It's like teachers, lawyers, police officers are like the top

1061
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 2: three people who just want to like care have power,

1062
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 2: Karen and be able to wield it. And uh yeah,

1063
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 2: good job you did. You did the lord's duty right there.

1064
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: You really did. You set the arbitraer in its placeture.

1065
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,240
Speaker 2: We all know what I said. Hangar eighty five says

1066
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 2: someone answered Mia Khalifa instead of Burge Khalifa to a

1067
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 2: trivia question. That's rookie, that's rookie stuff. Who's out there, dude,

1068
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:54,760
Speaker 2: who's rookie?

1069
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.

1070
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 2: Nobody knows who it is.

1071
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: Who's that like whisky?

1072
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, they must be related anyways.

1073
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: Next one, that was the lame.

1074
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 2: Laura Barbora says, I didn't see it myself, but I

1075
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 2: do work from home, and the company I work for

1076
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 2: said that during a training session for new hires, a

1077
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 2: woman had her camera and mic On pointed directly at

1078
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 2: her while she was working on her onlyfan content during

1079
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 2: her first day of training. Mind you, my company doesn't

1080
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 2: require you to have your camera or mic on. They

1081
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 2: can both be off if you aren't the one presenting

1082
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 2: or hosting the meeting. They were all informed of this

1083
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 2: when they joined the meeting. But this woman just full

1084
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,280
Speaker 2: on stripped and did things in front of the camera

1085
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 2: and made noises too.

1086
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you think she did it on purpose?

1087
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was all for the content.

1088
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll probably get more followers or whatever.

1089
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 2: I imagine what you did, though, was illegal in some capacity.

1090
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 2: I was told the trainer tried to say, someone's camera

1091
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,399
Speaker 2: and mic are on, I'd appreciate it if you would

1092
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 2: turn them off, they're not needed, repeated but she just

1093
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 2: kept on taking her clothes off and shaking her chesticles

1094
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 2: in front of the work laptop camera. So either this

1095
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 2: woman didn't hear the trainer because she didn't have her

1096
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,760
Speaker 2: volume up, or she wanted an audience, or maybe she's

1097
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 2: just a serious idiot. But it's not like she obviously

1098
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 2: isn't tech savvy, so she didn't realize the camera and

1099
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 2: mike were on. Ah, I think she did realize yeah,

1100
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 2: I think she knows exactly what she was doing.

1101
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 3: She was giving you guys a free preview.

1102
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 2: I mean, she was in her late twenties making onlyfan content,

1103
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 2: so I don't think she's an idiot either way. She

1104
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 2: didn't make it past the first day of training.

1105
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 1: Hikes. That was a hard one. That was a hard read. Huh, well, wow,

1106
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 1: that that has to be illegal. You could probably get

1107
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: some OnlyFans dollars out of that.

1108
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was illegal. I think what she did was

1109
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 2: also prosecutable. Perhaps, I don't know. I don't know, but

1110
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 2: you're not gonna get any You're gonna get a payday.

1111
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: Out of that. Ashley, she already got a full tom

1112
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: Jo didlon.

1113
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 2: Herself self diddling, siddling, delfing, Okay, JP Money eighty one says,

1114
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 2: probably too late to have anyone see this jokes on you.

1115
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 2: But I was on a zoom call and the department lead,

1116
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 2: a young woman who was presenting at the time, had

1117
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 2: those thick framed trendy glasses. None of us were muted

1118
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 2: as it was a pretty interactive informal meeting where lots

1119
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 2: of ideas were shared. I guess one of the other

1120
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 2: team member's husbands or boyfriends came into the room during

1121
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,720
Speaker 2: the call and didn't realize his partner was it muted.

1122
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 2: During an unfortunate pause in the speaker's conversation, we all

1123
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 2: heard loud as day, oh man, I would jiz on

1124
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 2: those glasses.

1125
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 3: Yo oh yo.

1126
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: No no no no no no, no no no no no,

1127
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: no no no.

1128
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 2: We all heard loud as day, oh man, I do

1129
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 2: a spooge on those glasses.

1130
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: Immediately kick out. That's boozy.

1131
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 2: We all heard loud and clear.

1132
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'll we get it, we get itep going,

1133
00:51:59,239 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: I but.

1134
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 2: I'd uh no, I don't hear we I bust on

1135
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 2: those by vocals. There we go, Okay, there we go.

1136
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 2: The speaker paused momentarily as if to process what he

1137
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 2: just heard, and then just continued the meeting as if

1138
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 2: it never happened. I was absolutely rolling around on my

1139
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 2: floor laughing and had to mute myself, while several other

1140
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 2: coworkers did the same. It happened so quickly that nobody

1141
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 2: caught who said it, and since the meeting wasn't recorded,

1142
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 2: nobody could figure it out. Wow, and then it was

1143
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 2: just a mystery forever.

1144
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,879
Speaker 1: That's so funny. Oh my gosh, Why would you ever

1145
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: say that out loud, maybe you could perhaps maybe think that.

1146
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 2: Those are inside thoughts, inside thoughts, inside thoughts. Sometimes we

1147
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 2: have inside thoughts. Who another user says, uh, not terrifying,

1148
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 2: But a coworker was literally zuited on the adderall and

1149
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 2: it was so bad. Little background. I was the party

1150
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 2: person at the company, a big company with a documentary

1151
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 2: starts with a w wentist.

1152
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1153
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 2: So from time to time people would ask me for stuff.

1154
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 2: I would always turn them down because I didn't want

1155
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,280
Speaker 2: to be the dealer person. I was just the guy

1156
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 2: in the moment out of that, you know what, forget

1157
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 2: it anyway, she hit me up for adraw and I

1158
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 2: respectfully said I couldn't help her. The next morning, on

1159
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 2: our stand up meeting at nine am, we all tuned

1160
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 2: in on zoom and she was gone, absolutely gone. I

1161
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 2: have no idea who she got it from, but it

1162
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 2: was clear that she probably got it from someone who

1163
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 2: has prescribed a high dose and she bought it. She

1164
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 2: was so messed up on the call. It was awful

1165
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 2: watching her speak. She wanted to speak. She talked about

1166
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 2: mantras for like thirty minutes. For thirty minutes, she talked

1167
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 2: about her desire to be a Buddhist and how we

1168
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 2: should all do mantras in the morning. And honestly, it

1169
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,280
Speaker 2: was a nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.

1170
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 1: That's what you guys all said that, Oh, we'd gotten

1171
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:01,319
Speaker 1: her out of it.

1172
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 2: No one knew what to do, so we just watched. Meanwhile,

1173
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 2: this girl was going a thousand miles an hour, her

1174
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,720
Speaker 2: jaw was going in different directions, but she could still talk.

1175
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 2: It was bad. No one said anything, and people went

1176
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,760
Speaker 2: on with their lives, but no one ever forgot. Don't

1177
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 2: do ederall. People don't do people's.

1178
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 1: Ederall noted, noted, won't, won't do that. That's true. But

1179
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: if I needed a quick upity, I know where to go,

1180
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: though I think I need some Honestly, what knew.

1181
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 2: Well, it has an opposite effect for people like me. Oh,

1182
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:36,399
Speaker 2: you know, people who don't have it and take it go.

1183
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 2: People who do have it take.

1184
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:42,359
Speaker 1: It and they go.

1185
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 2: Yes, my scribbles have stopped. My brain's already, my b

1186
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 2: The inside of my brain looks like your hair.

1187
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: I I agree. You should probably go talk to a

1188
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: doctor to see what they say. They might give you

1189
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: some horse tranquilizer or something. Who knows what doctors give.

1190
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 2: Up have to do that I don't want, don't have

1191
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 2: to do.

1192
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: Just to horse tranquilizers, Okay, Rhino dranquilizers.

1193
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 2: I don't want to do those either. They sell those

1194
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 2: at the gas station. Maybe those are a different thing

1195
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 2: with Rhino's. Oh boy, helly bb hi, Oh my god hi.

1196
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 2: They say, one older guy sneezed and his camera immediately

1197
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 2: blurred and we watched, Well, he smushed a booger with

1198
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 2: a tissue to try and remove it.

1199
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 1: What's going the next one? No, no, I'm not imagine anything.

1200
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 2: No guy, and he's just like, oh my, it's just

1201
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 2: the loudest sneeze ever. And then it's just like like

1202
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 2: a cartoon. Is that better? Yes, mister Dinkowitz. All right,

1203
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 2: we're going at a new says. Just last month, we

1204
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 2: were having a class on sales and the professor started

1205
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 2: complaining about her husband. He's also a faculty member in

1206
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 2: the same department, who, according to her, can't sell anything

1207
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 2: in real life, but pretends like he's the Wolf of

1208
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 2: Wall Street. Well, he was right there in the class.

1209
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 2: We were laughing our butts off. Surely she had no

1210
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 2: clue he was there because his video was off. It

1211
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:14,800
Speaker 2: must have made for some pretty awkward confrontation after the class.

1212
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: Yikes, that's always fun.

1213
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 2: He's like, Babe, that was unbirthing you really, I told

1214
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 2: you to always refer to me as the wolf outside

1215
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 2: of our marriage.

1216
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're supposed to have mister Belferes call me

1217
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 1: mister Wolf.

1218
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 2: And when I go, oh, you gotta.

1219
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 1: Go, he's the alpha. That's right.

1220
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 2: Those were are we agreed on that.

1221
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I do have to use the restaurant.

1222
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 2: Now, why don't you go?

1223
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,320
Speaker 1: All right, I'll see you guys in a second.

1224
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 2: Go piss girl.

1225
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:42,399
Speaker 1: That's right.

1226
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 2: Oh, look boat ghost four twenty. That's ke On because

1227
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 2: he's got ghosts four hundred and twenty days out of

1228
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 2: the year. He says, got on the wrong call by

1229
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 2: mistaking two numbers, and I caught my math teacher's wife

1230
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 2: having cyber spicet bleeping with someone else. I quickly recorded

1231
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 2: some of it and then joined the right meeting. However,

1232
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 2: the math teacher was in the middle of class and

1233
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 2: he said, I can't wait to see my wife when

1234
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 2: I get home.

1235
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: Wow.

1236
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 2: So I had him put us in a second room

1237
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 2: in the call, and I told him of course, me

1238
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 2: being the class clown, trouble making seventeen year old student

1239
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 2: I was. He didn't believe me and said, you shouldn't

1240
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 2: joke like that. I immediately sent him the recording via email,

1241
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 2: and he ended the entire call early and in a soft, broken,

1242
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 2: almost crying voice, said he to go home. He ended

1243
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 2: up divorcing his wife and she had to pay him

1244
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 2: a massive sum in alimony because it turned out his

1245
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 2: son wasn't actually his, it was his uncle's. What his

1246
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 2: wife had been cheating on him with his uncle for years?

1247
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 2: What I was even asked to go to court as

1248
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 2: a witness to the adultery. Wow. I told him everything

1249
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 2: and showed them the email I sent my math teacher.

1250
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 2: When his wife's lawyer asked for proof, I hear. He's

1251
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,439
Speaker 2: doing well now and even got a new girl friend,

1252
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 2: even though I do homeschool.

1253
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: Now they had to take you out of class. Question, so,

1254
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 1: how in the world did you come upon this?

1255
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 3: Guess was gonna say, How did you put in the wrong?

1256
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: Two?

1257
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 3: Were they like in a zoom call together?

1258
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 2: I guess the wife and the the professor have a

1259
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 2: very similar phone numbers. Maybe they were Maybe they were

1260
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 2: two cuties where it's like your number will end in

1261
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 2: two five four five and my and my and my

1262
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 2: number will end in two five four four. Yeah, so

1263
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 2: so we called.

1264
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 1: The wrong number, heard it, recorded it. What the hell?

1265
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's wild, that's wild. Good for you man.

1266
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 3: This this kind of happened to me when I was

1267
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 3: in high school. No way, not like I via zoom call.

1268
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 3: But so we had a history teacher and he was like, oh,

1269
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 3: I'm I'm engaged. I'm so happy to get you know,

1270
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna get married soon to my my future wife.

1271
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 3: He's like out for like a couple of weeks, like

1272
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 3: like a week at like ten days, okay, and we're like, hey,

1273
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 3: so and mister so and so, what happened? And like

1274
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 3: the guys hold demeanor like he was very fun, very chill,

1275
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 3: like he let us watch movies and everything. His demeanor

1276
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 3: was great. Totally changed when he came back from his

1277
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 3: like hiatus, like sad MOPy depressed. Mean, we're like, dude,

1278
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 3: like all of us were like because we're all freshmen,

1279
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 3: We're like, yah, what happened? Like did he get divorced?

1280
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 3: Or like I mean, did it happen? He's like he's

1281
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 3: like a lot of rumors have been going around. I

1282
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 3: caught my wife cheating on me or my my fiance

1283
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 3: cheating on me. And after that full brown breakdown on

1284
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 3: like during the class, had to walk out, had to

1285
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 3: get a substitute. The next day, we started watching Pearl Harbor,

1286
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 3: like the new the newer one, and there's like a

1287
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 3: like as when like there's like a love scene in

1288
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 3: it with Ben Affleck. He starts crying again during Pearl Harbor.

1289
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 2: Wow, that guy's one as a real American should dad guy.

1290
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 3: I feel so bad for him, But like after that

1291
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 3: guy was never the same.

1292
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 2: Imagine his wife, she has fiance cheating on him with

1293
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 2: Ben Affleck.

1294
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember. I just remember all of us were

1295
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 3: like we're so sorry. Like we're like fourteen, like fifteen

1296
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 3: years old kids, especially all boys school at a Catholic school,

1297
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 3: and we're like what do we do?

1298
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: That's wild? Well is he doing okay?

1299
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 3: Now, don't know, I don't know, but that guy, that

1300
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 3: guy was like again, are you walk into that classroom

1301
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 3: the first like first day as a freshman, You're like,

1302
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 3: oh my god, he's really cool, really funny, he cracks jokes,

1303
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 3: he's like really excited to get married changed him. Yeah,

1304
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 3: we all felt really bad. I think we all like

1305
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 3: chipped in to get him like stuff.

1306
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 2: But hey, we chipped in. We got you a new wife.

1307
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 2: We ordered her online. Yes, she's gonna get here any

1308
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 2: day now.

1309
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: She was cheap. Yeah, anyways, that was that was crazy.

1310
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, zoos uh user that doesn't go there, says So,

1311
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 2: I've been on Zoom once. I got a job at

1312
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 2: the beginning of the pandemic at a hospital and they

1313
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 2: were doing the incoming employees' orientation online because of the VID.

1314
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 2: So I don't have a cam on my computer. I

1315
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 2: borrowed my wife's laptop. She was on Zoom with her

1316
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 2: friends the night before and they were having some glasses

1317
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 2: of wine together and she decided to change her screen name.

1318
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: I knew it was exactly where this was going.

1319
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 2: I long on to Zoom for the first time, trying

1320
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 2: to figure things out, and joined the meeting, where everyone

1321
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 2: was muted and things were fine right until the moderator says, oh,

1322
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 2: I see Princess pretty Pants has joined. Can we please

1323
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 2: change to our real names for attendance purposes? Everyone was muted.

1324
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 2: I couldn't even explain. I just had to change from

1325
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 2: that to my real name, and I never used Zoom again.

1326
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm just imagining a very manly man having to change

1327
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: that name.

1328
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see, pretty, professor princesses here, can we can

1329
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:40,160
Speaker 2: we get our government names only? Please, dude. I just

1330
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 2: remembered my own, my own story, but it wasn't my.

1331
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 2: It was the person on the other side of the

1332
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 2: Zoom call that was. It was crazy. I was working

1333
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 2: I was working sales at this like solar company and

1334
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 2: oh yeah, door yeah, and I was I was on

1335
01:01:56,120 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 2: a onboarding like an interview an interview call on like Zoom,

1336
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 2: and we're talking to this guy who was like, yeah,

1337
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 2: I worked in like I worked at a prison and

1338
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 2: I was in the cafeteria. And then like we were

1339
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,200
Speaker 2: kind of putting it together, We're like, this guy definitely

1340
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 2: what was in prison and worked on the cafeteria because

1341
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 2: he starts talking about how he was doing, like he

1342
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 2: had done firefighting work or whatever. He was part of

1343
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 2: a firefighting crew, which is like they do that in

1344
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 2: the California Southwest, Like there's some programs make that prisoners

1345
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 2: can be on fire teams. And we were like, yeah,

1346
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 2: tell us a story of you, like you know, overcoming,

1347
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 2: you know, like adversity of some kind, you know whatever.

1348
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 2: So he starts busting out the story. He's like, yeah,

1349
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,919
Speaker 2: I got a story. And he's telling a story about

1350
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 2: you know, how he's firefighting, and in our head we're like,

1351
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 2: oh my god, he's gonna tell us. He's gonna tell

1352
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 2: us something crazy, like he like saved somebody from like

1353
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,440
Speaker 2: a falling tree or like whatever. He could have truly

1354
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 2: told us anything, like we didn't care if even if

1355
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 2: it was if it was true. We just wanted a

1356
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 2: good story. And he's leading there. He's like, yeah, so

1357
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 2: I crawled into this area, right, it's like there's fire,

1358
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 2: you know, we're fighting in whenever I got my stuff on,

1359
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 2: I crawled into this area. I crawled into this tree,

1360
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 2: and I realized the ground his little spongy here, and

1361
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 2: it's like different. And he was like, I realized I

1362
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 2: crawled into like a cougar den. So we're like, oh

1363
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 2: my god, is this guy even tells a story of

1364
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 2: him like fighting a cougar, Like this is gonna be

1365
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 2: so crazy. And then he goes, yeah, so anyways, I

1366
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 2: was looking for a place to go to the bathroom,

1367
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 2: and we're like, oh god, where's what is he doing? Well,

1368
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 2: he's fumbling it. Where's he going with this? He's like yeah,

1369
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 2: So I like, I've got I got. I got in

1370
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 2: there and I realized, oh man, I'm in a cougar den.

1371
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 2: I should do this quick. So I pulled my pants

1372
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 2: down and I went. I went and took care of

1373
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 2: my business, and I went and did number two. We're like,

1374
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 2: oh my god, why is this guy telling us this?

1375
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 2: And he's like, cause I was in the cougar den,

1376
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 2: I went faster than I should have and my butt

1377
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 2: touched the ground. Anyway, a couple of days later, I

1378
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:44,240
Speaker 2: started getting this real, real nasty rash on my backside.

1379
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 2: I had to go to the doctor and they told

1380
01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 2: me I had anal fungus. That was his story of

1381
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 2: overcoming adversity. He took a crap in the woods, gave

1382
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,720
Speaker 2: himself anal fungus, and went to the doctor. That was

1383
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 2: his story of overcoming adversity.

1384
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,680
Speaker 3: Like that's I want to I want to be like

1385
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:03,240
Speaker 3: that guy.

1386
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 2: No, we were like, we were like, this is great. Anyways,

1387
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 2: We're probably not gonna bring you on. And we were

1388
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 2: like yeah, because honestly, because he did more than anything,

1389
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 2: Like yeah, clearly that was bad, but he also lived

1390
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 2: like an hour and a half away. We were like, yeah,

1391
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 2: you're you're commute is not going to work, Like that's

1392
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:26,440
Speaker 2: not that's you can't do this. But also yeah, I

1393
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 2: mean truly had free reign to be like I've dragged

1394
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 2: two of my brothers like at Burning on Fire. Yeah,

1395
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 2: Like we just wanted to know, can you sell yourself

1396
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 2: right now?

1397
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1398
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 2: No, and post I did not.

1399
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's adversity that just kind of

1400
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 1: happened to you and you had to deal with it.

1401
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like. That's the other thing is it's like

1402
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,480
Speaker 2: you just told a story about how you were so

1403
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 2: bad at pooping that you gave yourself fungus on your butthole. Yeah,

1404
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 2: like that's not really uh a story you tell someone

1405
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 2: you want to give you a job.

1406
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:01,560
Speaker 1: Wow, that that is that's crazy.

1407
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that would be my crazy zoom zoom call experience.

1408
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 2: I kind of felt bad for the guy because we

1409
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 2: liked him until that. Yeah, I mean we still were

1410
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 2: gonna give him the job because we were gonna be like,

1411
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 2: you know, we're pretty sure you're just lying to us

1412
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 2: about having been in prison. But like we get it

1413
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,440
Speaker 2: but a job, we would have caught that on a

1414
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 2: background check and would have asked you about it anyway,

1415
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 2: So it was a bad move to lie to us

1416
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 2: about that. But yeah, and I mean like and like

1417
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 2: his vibe when he finished was fully like and I

1418
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 2: crushed that, didn't I? And I just crushed that, dude.

1419
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:35,320
Speaker 2: I bet these guys guys can't wait to hire me.

1420
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 2: Now there's a story from professional professor Schneebley says a

1421
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 2: guy was sleeping on a conference call at work with

1422
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 2: like fifty five people on it. I was trying to

1423
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 2: show a friend for a laugh because he wasn't on

1424
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 2: the main screen, but I accidentally clicked spotlight in Microsoft teams,

1425
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 2: so it put him full screen for everyone, overtaking the presentation.

1426
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 2: Whoopsie Daisy, that's that's yeah, just a full fully blown

1427
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 2: just someone zonking out classic. I knew a guy who

1428
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:10,160
Speaker 2: could fall asleep with his eyes open? You ever seen that?

1429
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 1: I have? It looks real freaking scary, terrifying. It really

1430
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,720
Speaker 1: is scary, Like do you actually get rest from that?

1431
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: Or I don't know?

1432
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like, what is that? What is waking

1433
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 2: up like that? Like Semi Madman says, nothing too crazy,

1434
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 2: but definitely bizarre. I was in a meeting and one

1435
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,520
Speaker 2: of the participants was outside, not sure if it was

1436
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 2: a park, a ranch, or where there's an animal in

1437
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 2: the background looked like a rabbit or a big ground squirrel,

1438
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 2: And all of a sudden, a big eagle swoops down,

1439
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 2: plucks it up, and flies off with it, kind of

1440
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 2: like a National geographic scene. Oh my god. The girl

1441
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 2: had no idea what had happened. Oh my god, just

1442
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 2: sitting there in zoom like being like, wow, that is

1443
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,959
Speaker 2: a big rabbit behind that girl.

1444
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, that's so sad. And then you

1445
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:01,680
Speaker 1: have to be like you ring.

1446
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 2: Here's your wick.

1447
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,560
Speaker 3: Other nature is wild.

1448
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:10,000
Speaker 1: It is. It is very doggy's dog out there.

1449
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:13,480
Speaker 2: The same story as Sophia's chicken story.

1450
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:15,200
Speaker 1: Oh god, where the bird.

1451
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,960
Speaker 2: The bird came and took the chicken away and then

1452
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 2: dropped it in the backyard.

1453
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:22,600
Speaker 1: I can't even say chicken around her because she gets.

1454
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 3: She gets PTSD.

1455
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 1: All do you think she gets PTSD. She's blocked out

1456
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 1: of her memory. Yes, we have three witnesses that said

1457
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:30,400
Speaker 1: this did happen.

1458
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,360
Speaker 3: And she doesn't. She's like, Nope, that didn't happen, and she's.

1459
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:33,960
Speaker 1: Always right, so it's hard for her to accept it.

1460
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:38,439
Speaker 2: So check gun check gun straight slip eighty eight ninety seven,

1461
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:41,200
Speaker 2: says an R on one of the floors of my

1462
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,800
Speaker 2: dorm building. Had an online class a week ago. It

1463
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 2: turns out she is a bit of a nuisance, especially

1464
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 2: to professors. This girl joined the zoom with her mic

1465
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 2: automatically turned on, then left her computer to go and

1466
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:57,280
Speaker 2: rant to someone, presumably a roommate about the professor calling

1467
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 2: her every name under this sun.

1468
01:07:58,840 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

1469
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:04,320
Speaker 2: The professor heard every word and began sobbing and profusely

1470
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 2: apologizing over the student's criticism. No, everyone in the class

1471
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 2: kept telling this girl to shut up and mute herself,

1472
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 2: but she either wasn't paying attention or wasn't close enough

1473
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 2: to her computer to think they were talking to her directly.

1474
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:22,360
Speaker 2: While this fiasco was going on, another classmate I knew

1475
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:26,040
Speaker 2: joined late and there he wasted. Having no clue what

1476
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:28,400
Speaker 2: was going on, they asked bluntly, why the ef are

1477
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,839
Speaker 2: we sitting here watching her cry? Making the professor cry

1478
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:37,360
Speaker 2: even harder? Just comes in like, why why are we all?

1479
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:40,639
Speaker 2: What's going on here? This is wild dude, Dude who

1480
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 2: made this professor cry, why should be in such a baby?

1481
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:47,759
Speaker 1: Ah dude, I mean, good for him, he's saying it straight.

1482
01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 1: No one should be doing that's not very humane. Yeah,

1483
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,720
Speaker 1: we were not people during that time.

1484
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,680
Speaker 2: So why are we all sitting here watching her? What

1485
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 2: are we doing?

1486
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:57,559
Speaker 1: We can stop, we have the power to stuff.

1487
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,200
Speaker 2: He's just like, can we leave? Are we doing in

1488
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 2: class today or not?

1489
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 3: That's hurting right now? And this is the last thing

1490
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 3: I wanted. I came in late and this is the

1491
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:07,639
Speaker 3: first thing I come into.

1492
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 1: What a which.

1493
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:11,559
Speaker 2: By the end of it, the professor had to mute

1494
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,639
Speaker 2: the girl herself while the rest of the class tried

1495
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:15,640
Speaker 2: to comfort her. I have no clue if the ra

1496
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,720
Speaker 2: is allowed back in the class or if she's even

1497
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:20,400
Speaker 2: still in roa. Either way, bad move.

1498
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,800
Speaker 1: She had the power to mute her the whole time

1499
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: and just let it happen.

1500
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:27,080
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie, folks, I feel little to no

1501
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 2: empathy for that teacher. You're just you're not cut out

1502
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:30,639
Speaker 2: for it. Bro.

1503
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 1: You gotta have thick skin, and you just let someone

1504
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 1: talk about you like that, and you just you're just crying.

1505
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,880
Speaker 1: You're probably crying. She was probably crying for like ten

1506
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: fifteen nights and she didn't do anything to stop this.

1507
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 2: This is the same thing where I was like, yeah,

1508
01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:45,600
Speaker 2: I'm annoyed at the person who's like their kid is

1509
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:51,800
Speaker 2: choking and they're just going it's like, no, we can't.

1510
01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:54,719
Speaker 2: We gotta do something. If the kid is just calling

1511
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:56,519
Speaker 2: you every name under the sun and it upsets you,

1512
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:59,320
Speaker 2: and you have the power to go click and mute them.

1513
01:09:59,439 --> 01:09:59,800
Speaker 1: Do that.

1514
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 2: I don't care. I do not care. You've done it

1515
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 2: to yourself now. A deleted user says a week ago,

1516
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 2: I was doing a study group with my friends and

1517
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:12,400
Speaker 2: my male bestie was trying to access our study guide.

1518
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:16,080
Speaker 2: But when he opened Chrome, we started seeing his search history.

1519
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:18,719
Speaker 2: His last name starts with a P, and he found

1520
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 2: an adult website in the search bar and accidentally opened

1521
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:23,200
Speaker 2: it due to a mis click.

1522
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,439
Speaker 3: No or yes.

1523
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:29,519
Speaker 2: We were both in shock, and he quickly defended himself.

1524
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,719
Speaker 2: Apparently he was using his dad's computer for the first

1525
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:36,560
Speaker 2: time in years. It was hilarious, though, Oh.

1526
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:40,240
Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, I don't know what's worse that you looked

1527
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,640
Speaker 1: it up or your dad looked at it.

1528
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:43,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was about to say, it's like not making

1529
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,760
Speaker 2: it much better, being like no, it's just my dad.

1530
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:49,120
Speaker 2: He's a jorkler. My dad is a certified gooner. My

1531
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:52,240
Speaker 2: dad has a gooning problems.

1532
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 1: That's tough.

1533
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:57,519
Speaker 2: I come from a long line of gooner's user Sisseler says,

1534
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:01,960
Speaker 2: our silver Silver Silfer said on Tuesdays and Thursdays, my

1535
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:05,240
Speaker 2: school has a camera on day where anyone in online

1536
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 2: classes is asked to turn on there camera for the day.

1537
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:13,040
Speaker 2: I watched a guy in my class take a ferret

1538
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 2: bong rip and then cough out a huge cloud. He

1539
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 2: was on mute and the teacher had his back to

1540
01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:22,559
Speaker 2: the screen, so the teacher didn't notice people in the class.

1541
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:25,000
Speaker 2: Chat just said his name and nothing else.

1542
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 1: So when the.

1543
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:27,840
Speaker 2: Teacher looked at the chat and asked us what the

1544
01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 2: guy did, we just said he made a goofy face

1545
01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:30,679
Speaker 2: to the camera.

1546
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, fat.

1547
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,439
Speaker 3: He was waiting a class class past the vibe check.

1548
01:11:36,479 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 1: Honestly, yeah, yeah, he was waiting for the teacher to

1549
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:44,240
Speaker 1: turn his back. He's like, he's like, that's hilarious. That's

1550
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 1: a good one. That's a good one.

1551
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:49,639
Speaker 2: I don't want to say this name, Rudolph Kittler. It's

1552
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,840
Speaker 2: just far enough away, but also just close enough says,

1553
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:55,479
Speaker 2: I have a coworker named Jayden who for a long

1554
01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,599
Speaker 2: time made work far more stressful than it ever needed

1555
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:01,799
Speaker 2: to be. He is extremely com competitive and constantly feels

1556
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:04,200
Speaker 2: the need to call people out, especially me. Whenever he

1557
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,599
Speaker 2: points out an issue with my work, he never explains

1558
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,400
Speaker 2: what I did wrong or how I could improve it.

1559
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:11,920
Speaker 2: Instead of offering feedback or guidance, he simply says my

1560
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,519
Speaker 2: work is wrong and reports me directly to higher management.

1561
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 1: That is useful, Thank you.

1562
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:20,360
Speaker 2: We love good constructive criticism in this house.

1563
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:22,479
Speaker 1: That is like the most effective.

1564
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:25,000
Speaker 2: It always felt less like teamwork and more like he

1565
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:27,479
Speaker 2: was trying to make himself look better at my expense.

1566
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:31,640
Speaker 2: My role in the company is to review cvs and

1567
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 2: determine whether candidates are qualified for the open positions available.

1568
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:39,519
Speaker 2: It requires careful attention to detail, consistency, and fairness. I

1569
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:41,439
Speaker 2: take my job seriously and always try to do my

1570
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:44,880
Speaker 2: work properly. I am also not someone who enjoys confrontation,

1571
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:48,479
Speaker 2: particularly in a professional setting, because I believe arguing with

1572
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:52,160
Speaker 2: coworkers creates a toxic environment. Because of this, I usually

1573
01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:55,679
Speaker 2: let Jayden's behavior slide and focus on my tasks. Over time,

1574
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 2: though dealing with his constant criticism and lack of constructive

1575
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:02,000
Speaker 2: feedback started to wear me down. After about three months,

1576
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,280
Speaker 2: it was taking a noticeable toll on my motivation and

1577
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:07,200
Speaker 2: mental well being at work. One day, our manager scheduled

1578
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:09,599
Speaker 2: the team meeting and told us we would wait around

1579
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:12,400
Speaker 2: five minutes for everyone to join before starting. When the

1580
01:13:12,479 --> 01:13:15,719
Speaker 2: zoom call began, only a few of us were present, me, Jaden,

1581
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:19,880
Speaker 2: our manager, Beverly, and another female coworker. Beverly started in

1582
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:22,320
Speaker 2: the same position as me, but was promoted due to

1583
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:25,719
Speaker 2: her strong performance and long history with the company nice.

1584
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:29,360
Speaker 2: She is calm, professional, and well respected by the entire team.

1585
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:31,759
Speaker 2: At the beginning of the call, Jaden said he needed

1586
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 2: to attend to an emergency and asked us to wait.

1587
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,400
Speaker 2: Five minutes passed, then another five, and he had still

1588
01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:40,760
Speaker 2: not returned. Instead of continuing to wait, Beverly decided to

1589
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,519
Speaker 2: start discussing some work related topics so we could make

1590
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:47,280
Speaker 2: use of the time. Suddenly, Jaden's camera turned on, to

1591
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:51,919
Speaker 2: everyone's shock, he was completely shirtless and holding a large

1592
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:55,400
Speaker 2: bowl of food. His belly was fully visible to the

1593
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 2: entire team. He had a background blur filter on, which

1594
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:02,600
Speaker 2: made him the main focus on screen with nothing to

1595
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:04,479
Speaker 2: distract from what we were seeing.

1596
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,080
Speaker 1: An emergency. This is what happened. This is what happened.

1597
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:15,200
Speaker 1: Whenever you press the spacebar, you can unmute yourself. Yeah,

1598
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:17,920
Speaker 1: but that's because like it's like correlated as a click.

1599
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 1: If you press tab on accident, it'll move from the

1600
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:23,280
Speaker 1: from the mute button to the camera button. So if

1601
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:26,360
Speaker 1: you press spacebar, the camera will show. So he pressed

1602
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 1: the space bar on accident while the icon was on

1603
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:30,920
Speaker 1: the camera thing.

1604
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,759
Speaker 2: That's how this happened. Okay, okay, he did have an emergency, though,

1605
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:38,040
Speaker 2: it's a big ball of his belly was a window empty.

1606
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,960
Speaker 1: My bowie is empty. I got to fill it up.

1607
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fill my belly up.

1608
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 2: Oh. Every person on the call was forced to look

1609
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:51,200
Speaker 2: directly at him. Moments later, his microphone turned on and

1610
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:55,479
Speaker 2: he shouted several curse words. Right after that, we watched

1611
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:58,240
Speaker 2: him rush towards his computer and start yelling at a

1612
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 2: kid who, I assume it accidentally turned on the camera

1613
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:04,880
Speaker 2: and microphone. Watching all of this unfold during a professional

1614
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:08,320
Speaker 2: meeting felt unreal. The meeting went completely silent. No one

1615
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:11,719
Speaker 2: knew how to react. Beverly paused for about five seconds,

1616
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 2: which felt painfully awkward, and then continued the meeting with

1617
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 2: impressive professionalism, acting as if nothing had happened. Meanwhile, I

1618
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:22,760
Speaker 2: was laughing so hard I had to mute myself.

1619
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:23,679
Speaker 1: Oh gosh.

1620
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:28,040
Speaker 2: Almost immediately coworkers started messaging me on Slack asking if

1621
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:30,519
Speaker 2: I had seen what had just happened. Several of them

1622
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,840
Speaker 2: admitted they were also frustrated with Jaden and had experienced

1623
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:38,559
Speaker 2: similar issues with his behavior. Dang, what he's the company Kuk,

1624
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 2: company cook man, everyone's got one. It was oddly Hey.

1625
01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:46,799
Speaker 1: Why well what Kean? Would you have to say?

1626
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:47,160
Speaker 3: Nothing?

1627
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:49,639
Speaker 2: Nothing? He just just called me the company kuk. That's

1628
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:51,679
Speaker 2: all you called him that. Win didn't call him anything,

1629
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:52,800
Speaker 2: call me the company Cooke.

1630
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:54,120
Speaker 3: I didn't do anything at Wind.

1631
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:55,640
Speaker 2: I love you, I love you.

1632
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:56,559
Speaker 1: What is happening?

1633
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,000
Speaker 3: He said? Every company has one?

1634
01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,840
Speaker 2: I said every company has when I need to do this.

1635
01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:04,880
Speaker 1: I mean, Kean has a point, But guess what they

1636
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:05,160
Speaker 1: go to?

1637
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:06,559
Speaker 3: You are our company?

1638
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:10,919
Speaker 1: Well we you may may not just be you anymore.

1639
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's getting delegated.

1640
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:13,160
Speaker 1: Yep.

1641
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:16,439
Speaker 2: I think dyslexia is very kooky. To be fair, it's

1642
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:17,759
Speaker 2: not it's kooky crazy.

1643
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:21,240
Speaker 1: It does make quirky I do say wild things, but

1644
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,920
Speaker 1: I'm not always being wild.

1645
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,720
Speaker 2: Yeah you are, try to be Yeah, I heard you

1646
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:26,599
Speaker 2: like the wild one.

1647
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:27,160
Speaker 1: Wow.

1648
01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:33,040
Speaker 2: Anyways, right, uh okay, Oh my god, everyone's shut up

1649
01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 2: about Jadeen jeeves h. It was oddly comforting to know

1650
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:39,639
Speaker 2: I was not alone and feeling this way. Even though

1651
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:43,519
Speaker 2: the incident itself was simple, it was incredibly satisfying. After

1652
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:46,759
Speaker 2: that meeting, Jaden noticeably stopped calling people out and acting

1653
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:49,639
Speaker 2: superior at work. Not long after, he was laid off

1654
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:53,479
Speaker 2: due to poor performance and ongoing behavior problems. I honestly

1655
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:56,080
Speaker 2: believe that incident played a role in the decision. Later,

1656
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:58,760
Speaker 2: Beverley told me privately that she disliked him as well,

1657
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:01,200
Speaker 2: and that he had been difficult even before she became

1658
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:04,240
Speaker 2: a manager. Hearing that felt dalidating. In the end, it

1659
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:06,479
Speaker 2: felt like karma had finally caught up to him. The

1660
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:12,320
Speaker 2: entire situation was awkward, unexpected, and strangely suntisfying. And that

1661
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:17,400
Speaker 2: is the end of a zoom called gloom call Wowie

1662
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 2: zowie bow.

1663
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,640
Speaker 1: All right, what do we think, guys? Do we like

1664
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 1: these zoom calls? What a cock? Yeah, poor Jaden, Jaden's

1665
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:29,280
Speaker 1: coock cost. I know a Jaden, and he was also

1666
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:32,559
Speaker 1: pretty highstrung and a little weird.

1667
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:34,880
Speaker 2: Like an actual Jaden or just like a guy who's

1668
01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:35,400
Speaker 2: like Jayden.

1669
01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:37,120
Speaker 1: His name was Jayden and he was like this.

1670
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:42,000
Speaker 2: No I knew a Jaden. And after school in middle school,

1671
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,679
Speaker 2: we'd go over to his dad's house and his parents

1672
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:47,519
Speaker 2: were divorced and his dad really didn't care what we did,

1673
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,800
Speaker 2: and we did too many things. We were playing with

1674
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:54,040
Speaker 2: butterfly knives, we were using power tools and flamethrowers.

1675
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 1: Sounds pretty sick.

1676
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I only went over there a couple of times.

1677
01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:58,600
Speaker 3: It was a weird vibe.

1678
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:01,479
Speaker 2: It was also like an infant baby that we had

1679
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:05,040
Speaker 2: to take care of and look after as well. So

1680
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:07,240
Speaker 2: so the infant was also on the go karts and

1681
01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:10,160
Speaker 2: around the flame throwers and the power tools, but we

1682
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:12,960
Speaker 2: kept it safe. We were like, hey baby, why don't

1683
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,880
Speaker 2: you check out this sick butterfly knife.

1684
01:18:14,920 --> 01:18:18,360
Speaker 3: Trick, Hey baby, do some bars for us.

1685
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,200
Speaker 2: Hey baby, want to check out this sick knife.

1686
01:18:20,479 --> 01:18:23,360
Speaker 1: Hey baby, let's go do a donut and a golf cart. Yeah.

1687
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:25,320
Speaker 2: No, they had like it was like a buggy. It

1688
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:27,640
Speaker 2: was like, no, it was like a dune buggy like it.

1689
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:30,000
Speaker 2: It was like a fully motorized vehicle and we were

1690
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 2: just whipping it around at like thirteen Yeah.

1691
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,719
Speaker 1: Expect but everyone, that's the end of our stories for today.

1692
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:36,720
Speaker 1: If you enjoyed it, please let us know. We'll do

1693
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:39,280
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1694
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 1: sure to subscribe.

1695
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:43,000
Speaker 2: We love you and see you tomorrow.