Speaker 1: The Nicki Glaser Podcast. Glaser po.
Speaker 2: Hi, it's me Nicky Glazer. Welcome to the Nicky Glazer Podcast.
Speaker 2: Brian is gonna be here shortly. He's running a little late,
Speaker 2: and we had to do this podcast now because I've
Speaker 2: got shit to do. But I'm not here alone. My
Speaker 2: mom is in studio. What's up, Julie Glazer?
Speaker 3: Hei, Geek Glazer? Thanks for having me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love you have a lot to promote, you
Speaker 2: know it. Yeah, you're so welcome. So tell everyone about
Speaker 2: the things you've been thinking about buying on Craigslist. That's
Speaker 2: what you're here to promote, right, the things. I just
Speaker 2: want to know what you're thinking that you've been eyeing,
Speaker 2: Like should I get this or on or on eBay
Speaker 2: anything like that. I don't know. I'm just thinking of
Speaker 2: something you could be promoting. Yeah, there's any big things
Speaker 2: coming up? No, not really? Okay, Well you have a
Speaker 2: Europe trip. Oh that's right. Yeah, we could promote that.
Speaker 2: We're going to see Taylor's with five times.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how it happened. I know, I
Speaker 2: know it's excessive. I can't stop. It would be seven,
Speaker 2: but I have a gig anyway, it's we're going to
Speaker 2: Dublin first, but I told them about it last week.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we're so excited.
Speaker 3: We're so excited.
Speaker 2: Are you excited to go to five? Are you secretly
Speaker 2: telling Dad like it's a little much. No, it's a
Speaker 2: lot for me, but I'm so excited. But if you
Speaker 2: do Amsterdam's three days in a row, Dublin and then
Speaker 2: we have some days off and then it's Amsterdam three
Speaker 2: days shows in a row, and then days off and
Speaker 2: then Zurich. Right, if you wanted to take off the
Speaker 2: middle Amsterdam day, I would do with that. I would
Speaker 2: just give it to some person that I found out
Speaker 2: on the stadium that was like looked like they would
Speaker 2: like tried really hard and dressed up and just surprise
Speaker 2: someone someone that it looks like I would want to
Speaker 2: sit with, like got them the whole show.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean as as far as it because I'm.
Speaker 2: Fine going alone or and I just find a friend.
Speaker 3: No, of course.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you have that, you have the ability.
Speaker 3: To sweet that you say that, I don't know that
Speaker 3: I'll need it.
Speaker 2: But uh, they're a long shows.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, and I am old.
Speaker 2: And you're you're had a long life. Yeah, yeah, there's
Speaker 2: not more Taylor Swift eras tour shows left. That's how
Speaker 2: you measure time. How many all two wells ten minute
Speaker 2: version do you have left to live? It's a good question.
Speaker 2: I have outfits though, like because I was like, oh shoot,
Speaker 2: I have to plant five different Taylor Swift outfits and
Speaker 2: I'm getting a little lazy on them, like I just
Speaker 2: you are, which kind of makes it fun because you
Speaker 2: just are like I'll just wear whatever, Like let's see
Speaker 2: just how this works. So I just went on. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'll do a nineteen eighty nine look
Speaker 2: because she I want to do her new looks that
Speaker 2: she's doing for the Airs tours. So she has like
Speaker 2: a new nineteen eighty nine look that I did, like
Speaker 2: two of the different color schemes from So I have
Speaker 2: like this I got on Amazon. It's like this pink
Speaker 2: braw tops, yeah, and then with blue like skirt that's
Speaker 2: like metallicky. That's like I forget the name of that skirt,
Speaker 2: but it's like a cheerleader skirt kind of but without
Speaker 2: second pleats. And then the same top and it's supposed
Speaker 2: to be black, but it looks like it's midnight blue
Speaker 2: to me. And then a pink starts, so that's two
Speaker 2: nights out of the out of the bag. And then
Speaker 2: I got this Drew dress on like luluse. This is
Speaker 2: all fast fashion, this is all bad environment.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I but you gotta you gotta get.
Speaker 2: Of myself and yeah, and I just want it.
Speaker 3: Just like you don't have time, like I forget everyone.
Speaker 2: Please you. I know you do it too in your
Speaker 2: own ways. But yeah, this it doesn't make me feel good.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: This is from Pretty Little Thing, which is basically the
Speaker 2: same ship. Really cheap dress but flowy long. That's gonna
Speaker 2: be a fun one that's like ever more. And then
Speaker 2: there's another. So then orange is this new color she's
Speaker 2: been wearing a lot in Torture or in this batch
Speaker 2: of shows. So we think there's like a secret album
Speaker 2: coming that was one that she might have released back when,
Speaker 2: but something happened so she didn't release it. And we
Speaker 2: think it's called Karma, and we think the theme is
Speaker 2: gonna be like orange colors because she's been wearing a
Speaker 2: lot of orange and like teasing it. Oh my God
Speaker 2: is an album that she spray painted on the wall
Speaker 2: when she was in the Man video, and she she's
Speaker 2: sprayping it all of her album titles, and then there's
Speaker 2: one that said Karma and we're like, what's that one?
Speaker 2: And you were like, like an orange kind of folks,
Speaker 2: that's so cute. And then I have a tortured poets.
Speaker 2: But for me, for me, it's in it's in Chris
Speaker 2: is sleeping. It's in my other closet. But I wore
Speaker 2: I already wore it to a errors but it's like
Speaker 2: a really flowy thing. It will fit, don't worry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the problem that that's.
Speaker 2: Such the problem that we're dealing with right now. That's
Speaker 2: that you are not fitting in my clothes. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: so how is this tube tribute? That really is the problem.
Speaker 2: How am I, as a woman in your sixties, should
Speaker 2: be expected to have the body of a forty year
Speaker 2: old woman who works all the time. You really should
Speaker 2: hold yourself to those standards.
Speaker 3: I should.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't, Yeah, I probably should. It would be when
Speaker 2: can you just let yourself be yourself? I'm like letting
Speaker 2: my spray tand go, and I'm just like I think
Speaker 2: I'm still gonna do it, but I'm just like I'm
Speaker 2: even before this trip, I'm like I don't think I'm
Speaker 2: gonna spray tand with a trip And I'm like, why
Speaker 2: would I spraytanded in Ireland?
Speaker 3: This is where this is where they don't they accept this.
Speaker 2: In fact, I will look spray hand in Ireland with
Speaker 2: my regular because I have that German. I'm Irish German,
Speaker 2: so the German side brings maybe a.
Speaker 3: That's a little darker than that Irish.
Speaker 2: I guess, but no, I'm pretty pasty. And I felt
Speaker 2: like over there they don't give a fuck. I mean,
Speaker 2: maybe we're there they tan a lot, because I do
Speaker 2: know the Brits spraytnd a ton, so they might maybe
Speaker 2: they could be into it. There's Brian. He's in some
Speaker 2: place that sounds noisy and there's like a fire alarm
Speaker 2: going off wherever he is. This is ideal for a
Speaker 2: recording space. So Brian didn't have internet today at his apartment.
Speaker 2: There's like blackoutsch okay, and so he we had to
Speaker 2: find him a conference room.
Speaker 3: You're kidding me.
Speaker 2: He went to it and he's there reporting live from
Speaker 2: this conference room. I hope over city, I hope it
Speaker 2: it was close for you to get to. How are you, Brian?
Speaker 2: Tell us what's going on there.
Speaker 1: It's a little echoey in here. It's not really like
Speaker 1: there's a studio. It's kind of like a conference room.
Speaker 1: But hopefully it's not too bad.
Speaker 2: It's good arm. Yeah, it sounds horrible when you started.
Speaker 1: But that's that's funny that you say that, because that
Speaker 1: was actually you guys, and you heard your son.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was like, God, that is God.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 2: Should they should not choose that woman too? And that's
Speaker 2: why it's to like, actually, they should choose it, and
Speaker 2: they want to get you would want to exit the
Speaker 2: building during a fire. If you heard my voice good.
Speaker 1: Like an alarm, like someone's saying an alarm like the
Speaker 1: building it really did?
Speaker 2: Uh God, I hate. Don't you hate when there's a
Speaker 2: delay and you can hear your own voice. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: makes me like it's like when people decry you right back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't take I.
Speaker 3: Can't take it one second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you feel like you're almost getting like trolled
Speaker 2: by yourself because it's like and then then like it's
Speaker 2: repeating right after you, and it's almost like it's mocking you,
Speaker 2: and you're just like like, there's somebody. Andrew was really
Speaker 2: good at that. Chris is pretty good at it too,
Speaker 2: like saying what you're saying right after you say it,
Speaker 2: do you know that it's the most annoying thing to
Speaker 2: ever have happened.
Speaker 1: I used to do that in high school, but you'd
Speaker 1: be great at it. When I was in high school,
Speaker 1: and remember we had to like read aloud with in
Speaker 1: front of the entire class, like they were like, dude,
Speaker 1: let's reachet.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I was always wanting for ray Pool. I
Speaker 2: would count how many till ray Pool because he was
Speaker 2: had the best, most soothing asmr. You knew that I
Speaker 2: would like not out like a heroin out when he was,
Speaker 2: and then I'd be like, oh when am I up?
Speaker 2: And then the anxiety would start.
Speaker 1: So yes, Brian ray Pool is a great voice for
Speaker 1: an ansmr guy too.
Speaker 2: I was always like, do you know your name is
Speaker 2: rape Ool? Like, and he was appreciate that. He was
Speaker 2: so cool though. I loved him. And he had connected
Speaker 2: ear lobes. His ear lobes were like very connected to
Speaker 2: his head, which mine or two and I liked that.
Speaker 2: And he was the one that called me a buck
Speaker 2: tooth beaver in fifth grade. But it was funny when
Speaker 2: he said it because I asked a barrow a pencil
Speaker 2: from him. And I did that every single day because
Speaker 2: I always forgot school supplies and was never prepared, not
Speaker 2: because of you, mom, but because of my ADHD. And
Speaker 2: so every day ask him for a paper and pen
Speaker 2: and want pencil. And one day he was like and
Speaker 2: then when you know, like when you ask someone every
Speaker 2: day in and out, like they always say yes. So
Speaker 2: you're like, I guess I can just take it now
Speaker 2: because I don't want to bug them. They're doing something
Speaker 2: and I know they're going to say yes. So I
Speaker 2: just like took it because it was just a piece
Speaker 2: of paper out of like you know when those thick
Speaker 2: things or a pencil whatever, And I knew I was
Speaker 2: going to give it back if I remembered, And he
Speaker 2: caught me and he was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: He was like, you dumb buck toothed pep, why don't
Speaker 2: you go in the woods and gnaw down a tree
Speaker 2: and make your own pencil? You had that kind of
Speaker 2: and everyone heard and it was devastating, and it was like, oh, no,
Speaker 2: I have buck teeth and d I think I did
Speaker 2: through the years. It probably I would love to see
Speaker 2: the original recording of what he said to me, but
Speaker 2: he would love it. I love him so much. He's
Speaker 2: so funny. He had the best handwriting. He was so cool.
Speaker 2: He was so funny, and we became friends later on.
Speaker 2: I mean this was in fifth grade.
Speaker 3: He's still friends.
Speaker 2: No, I don't like. I've talked to people who've talked
Speaker 2: to him, and I'm always like, tell Ray I said, hi,
Speaker 2: God in the Saint Louis area, he has like kids. Now.
Speaker 2: I would love to run to him because I loved him.
Speaker 2: He was such a good actor. Yeah. So if you
Speaker 2: know ray Pool, will you guys like shout, will you
Speaker 2: like tell him to hear this podcast and tell him
Speaker 2: I'm talking about him, and then I love him.
Speaker 1: I only know rape cool. I don't know Ray though.
Speaker 2: Yeah rapeool. I wonder if that was my comeback in
Speaker 2: fifth grade. Well your name has rape in it, and
Speaker 2: everyone's just like, what.
Speaker 3: Did I ever think that that?
Speaker 2: When you yeah, rape?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No. I remember in high school people being like, that's
Speaker 2: so weird you notice that. I'm like, how did you
Speaker 2: not your name has rape in it? Anyway what you
Speaker 2: were saying about? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: In class, I would always look at the last word
Speaker 1: of the sentence or the last word of the paragraph
Speaker 1: and then say it before they got to it, so
Speaker 1: they be like, and then the man went to the store,
Speaker 1: what to go look at his products at the store,
Speaker 1: and what the fuck did he just say that?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: So you say it like out loud, and the whole
Speaker 2: class would hear, just my little section.
Speaker 1: So they'd all be laughing at because I would go, like, Jonathan.
Speaker 2: Did it, like so right before he would say the word.
Speaker 1: It would be like five to seven words before he'd get.
Speaker 2: To that word. So weird, Brian, that's so crazy. That's
Speaker 2: such a funny thing to figure out to do. This weekend,
Speaker 2: our Ari Fendling was out with us opening and he
Speaker 2: revealed something that he does that we were all just
Speaker 2: like gobsmacked by. So he gets off on on like
Speaker 2: squeeze it, like when he's in the grocery aisle about
Speaker 2: check out, touching the chocolates through the wrapper and like
Speaker 2: puncturing them like a little bit so that the person
Speaker 2: that gets it will still eat it, like not damaging
Speaker 2: to the point where it's unedible, but the person will
Speaker 2: be a little bit bummed out. And he does it
Speaker 2: every time, and his daughter's starting to do it, and
Speaker 2: his wife literally when their line has to be like,
Speaker 2: don't do it, and he's like I can't, and he's
Speaker 2: like I don't and we're like that is on the
Speaker 2: dammer scale of psychopa.
Speaker 1: Yahy spreading disappointment amongst the world.
Speaker 2: I know, I go, why do you want to do that?
Speaker 2: And then later on, I swear to god he was
Speaker 2: eating at a mammy later that night and someone had
Speaker 2: put like shells that didn't have the mammy in them,
Speaker 2: like old shells back in and he sucked on one
Speaker 2: of them and was like, what the hell did I go?
Speaker 2: You got fingling? I was like, that's what they feel like.
Speaker 2: It's like you still like that's the level, And I
Speaker 2: was like, doesn't that suck? Why would you want to
Speaker 2: spread that around?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Psycho speak on behalf.
Speaker 1: Of all Jews Ari, stop doing that?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well we got on the subject matter because we
Speaker 2: were talking about shoplifting and how like that was addicting
Speaker 2: even though you didn't want anything that you got, oh,
Speaker 2: even like it just be the adrenaline of like stealing
Speaker 2: something like when I got caught stealing.
Speaker 3: Like it was but that stuff you wanted.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It was just stuff that didn't have tags.
Speaker 2: I was just like yeah, Like it was almost like
Speaker 2: it's like it's a store of free stuff if the
Speaker 2: stuff that doesn't have tags like security tags are free.
Speaker 3: Oh I see.
Speaker 2: And it'd be like if i'd be like, mom, do
Speaker 2: you like the shirt? It's free, but like it's a
Speaker 2: men's large, you'd be like, I'll take it. Maybe I'll
Speaker 2: find someone who will take it. Like That's how I
Speaker 2: thought of thieving as I see it, and I would
Speaker 2: probably wouldn't even give it away, like, but I would
Speaker 2: see I just said thieving.
Speaker 3: Oh, thieving.
Speaker 2: It was so dumb and compulsive. But as soon as
Speaker 2: I got uh caught, I never fun again. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: never did. I never got caught again.
Speaker 3: It's too embarrassing.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's too embarrassing. The risk is too high.
Speaker 2: I got humiliating steeling.
Speaker 3: You did.
Speaker 2: How old young I was?
Speaker 3: I think I was thirty fourteen.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's young enough. That's still kid though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was in it. I was still
Speaker 3: with it at a mall with.
Speaker 2: My friend Connie and she's like, you gotta steal that shirt,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I blame Connie already, Yeah it was
Speaker 2: her fault.
Speaker 3: But then she was making so much noise. By the
Speaker 3: time I had it hidden, the guy outside was like,
Speaker 3: you girls are stealing. We can hear you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I didn't even wait. You hadn't even
Speaker 2: stolen it yet, and you were like debating it in
Speaker 2: the dross. We're preemptively nowhere. This is going on.
Speaker 3: They could tell just by the conversation because I.
Speaker 2: Was like, I don't want to steal. She's like just.
Speaker 3: It was so obvious. And then my dad had to
Speaker 3: come up and get me. Oh no, I was. I
Speaker 3: was held back. Connie was not because she didn't have
Speaker 3: anything on her, but I had this stupid shirt.
Speaker 2: Down my pants or something. And my dad was like,
Speaker 2: They're like, well, mister Burke, we can either send her
Speaker 2: to juvenile or you can take her home.
Speaker 3: And he sat there and just looked at me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what am I going to do?
Speaker 3: Waited and just and and finally it's like, were you crying? Oh,
Speaker 3: crying is not it's the word.
Speaker 2: Then I got home and then my sister Peggy was
Speaker 2: really mad. She's like, how you put shame on our family?
Speaker 1: Family?
Speaker 3: Extreme, Yeah, it was shame on the family, and it
Speaker 3: was really bad. Oh no, it was embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh god, yeah, that scares you straight.
Speaker 3: And my mother was so upset with me.
Speaker 2: Of course he was, you know, I was like, oh god, time,
Speaker 2: of course. And you were poor. You deserve to steal
Speaker 2: that day. You did not bring shame. It's it's I
Speaker 2: think it's the natural thing to go through. And then
Speaker 2: you eventually stopped doing it, but like you needed to.
Speaker 2: I stopped immediately. I was like, I would never talk
Speaker 2: doing this again. Oh yeah, embarrassing.
Speaker 1: You brought shame to the family because you didn't get
Speaker 1: away with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point, and say, your dad definitely
Speaker 2: did some thieving and this day to get by something.
Speaker 2: He went. Yeah, first of all, stealing is a form
Speaker 2: of lying and everyone does it. But it's yeah, you
Speaker 2: just got busted and it was just great shame. Not
Speaker 2: having ten kids that you can't take care of. There's
Speaker 2: nothing shameful of that. Just keep getting your wife pregnant
Speaker 2: when you know that you have addictions that are going
Speaker 2: to make the family run out of money quicker than
Speaker 2: like enough to afford two kids. But keep getting her pregnant. No,
Speaker 2: that sounds like there's no shame in that.
Speaker 1: Getting people pregnant.
Speaker 2: But listen, I would even say, he's not a bad guy.
Speaker 2: He did it's not his fault. He was probably fucked
Speaker 2: up from the war. And like, no one talks about
Speaker 2: their feelings. There's no one in your generation got raised
Speaker 2: by any good like people like your mom was sweet,
Speaker 2: but like she fucked up too, Like it was just
Speaker 2: so backwards.
Speaker 3: No, I think my dad was raised by.
Speaker 2: Oh he was fucked anyone but your dad of him,
Speaker 2: you know, he was you know what you hear about
Speaker 2: a good parent in like the early nineteen hundreds, and
Speaker 2: you're like, what, like my dad read to us every day?
Speaker 2: You go, what a dad read it? In the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 2: It was fucking rare to find a good dad in
Speaker 2: the nineteen twenties. And then even I would go as
Speaker 2: far as like the seventies.
Speaker 3: Atticus Finch or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because his wife was dead. That's like my joke.
Speaker 2: That's the only time they fucking step up. That's where
Speaker 2: we go, Oh, he's like a mom. But like before then,
Speaker 2: there's no But Atticus was a good example of a
Speaker 2: good dad. But all dads could be like, well, I
Speaker 2: don't have to do.
Speaker 3: That because I was a fictional character too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was everyone. All women were horny for him.
Speaker 2: Tell me they weren't, Are you kidding? I was so
Speaker 2: horny for that guy. And I was in the second grade.
Speaker 2: I didn't even have Gregory Pack. Oh yeah, oh god, yeah,
Speaker 2: well seventh grade was when I did the play, but like, yeah,
Speaker 2: Gregory Pack.
Speaker 3: In that role. Holy shit, Oh here's so yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Lucy k.
Speaker 1: Had a great joke about the parents born in the
Speaker 1: nineteen twenties their parents, how do you expect them to
Speaker 1: be good when their parents were like killing Native Americans openly?
Speaker 1: That's just what they did. If you were if you
Speaker 1: were alive in the eighteen nineties, you'd be like, there's
Speaker 1: a Native, there's a Native savage on my lawn, and
Speaker 1: they just shoot them. And that was just what you're
Speaker 1: expected to do.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that long ago. And like even this Weekend
Speaker 2: already made some joke about like, oh, and I'm sure
Speaker 2: they were talking about like some people who weren't smart,
Speaker 2: and they were like, yeah, I'm sure they think the
Speaker 2: Holocaust was in the sixties, and I go, it kind
Speaker 2: of almost was. And he looked at me, like what,
Speaker 2: And I was like fifteen years off and it would
Speaker 2: have been the sixties. It's not that far how it
Speaker 2: was two thousand and nine, Yeah, that's not that If
Speaker 2: you say referencing to two thousand and nine, that's not
Speaker 2: long time. So it basically was the sixties. Like throw
Speaker 2: it all together, like time.
Speaker 3: Is it wasn't that long ago. That's all we know.
Speaker 2: No, nothing, we haven't been around that long, do you know?
Speaker 2: Like if you look at like that whole continuum of
Speaker 2: like the how long life has been or the planet
Speaker 2: versus how much humans have been right sand of a
Speaker 2: speck of sand right on it like a mile long thing,
Speaker 2: it's crazy.
Speaker 3: We're nothing.
Speaker 2: David Spade has a really good joke about trying like
Speaker 2: talking about the he talks about the submarine. He goes,
Speaker 2: let's talk about that submarine that went down to the touching.
Speaker 2: I missed that crazy little sub I can't stop thinking
Speaker 2: about it. And he's like, because he does this bit
Speaker 2: about where he's like, let's talk about things in the news,
Speaker 2: and it's all just like stuff from a year and
Speaker 2: a half ago, you know, But he's talking about the
Speaker 2: submarine and he's like, you know, when that happened, they
Speaker 2: had the graph of like how far down they were,
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, it's it. That's the Statue of Liberty. Now,
Speaker 2: that's three statue of liberties. That's where sharks get headaches,
Speaker 2: Like it starts at that aches is so funny to me.
Speaker 2: He does it much better, but it's so funny, but
Speaker 2: him just saying I missed that crazy little sub. I
Speaker 2: wrote that in my phone because I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know if he'll everybody in a special and I
Speaker 2: wouldn't remember the way he says that forever.
Speaker 3: That's so funny.
Speaker 2: I missed that crazy sub that blew up. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: My Bill Dixon was some by our friend Brian Bill Dixon.
Speaker 2: One time we had a discussion about what that was
Speaker 2: like when those people died, and we all wish it
Speaker 2: was is so fast, but he has this theory that
Speaker 2: it wasn't. Oh they say it's was really fast, that
Speaker 2: it wasn't okay, and it's so horrifying. And sometimes he'll
Speaker 2: just text me out of the blue like, hey, just
Speaker 2: remember that it was likely. And I don't even want
Speaker 2: to describe because I don't want to put this in
Speaker 2: people's heads that any humans experience because it's so dark.
Speaker 2: But just imagine what would happen if it's suddenly just
Speaker 2: lost power and just started nose diving to the to
Speaker 2: the bottom of the ocean very slowly, and the egg
Speaker 2: slowly and uh, you know there's only one bathroom on
Speaker 2: the thing. In the bathroom's at the top that's all
Speaker 2: spilling like they're just all in the bottom of this
Speaker 2: thing that's kind of like a torpedo shape, right, and
Speaker 2: it's just going down slowly, and they all know their died, Like, well,
Speaker 2: I just put it out there. So anyway, sometimes he'll
Speaker 2: just like text me this like almost like he's writing
Speaker 2: a script of what the movie would look like, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, still, it's really, Oh my god, it's
Speaker 2: fun for sounds funny then yeah, but I uh, we're
Speaker 2: talking about crazy. Oh yeah, we're gonna go We're gonna
Speaker 2: go to break And I'm so sorry to leave that
Speaker 2: though on your heads. Listen to listen.
Speaker 3: I have other thoughts in my hear you up.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll get to those.
Speaker 3: Notes I wouldn't even repeat.
Speaker 2: All right, we're back. Wait, what's one thought that you
Speaker 2: met circles through your mind? That's so bad?
Speaker 3: One? No, your Dan and I were watching the boys
Speaker 3: last night.
Speaker 1: Do you watch that, Brian No, I think it probably
Speaker 1: got a little bit better after the first few episodes
Speaker 1: and I checked out too soon, gave up.
Speaker 3: It's really good, but there's some really graphic scenes in
Speaker 3: some of these and it's like this one scene I
Speaker 3: will never be able to get out of my head.
Speaker 3: No really, Yeah, it's I think it's permeated my brain.
Speaker 2: What does it involve? Can you give us something?
Speaker 3: It involves this one uh super here what they call
Speaker 3: him superheroes, but this one guy who can divide himself, divide, divide, divide,
Speaker 3: and then I don't even to repeat it, but they
Speaker 3: are all giving each other sex, you know, lined up
Speaker 3: and they're all exactly the same person, but they're all
Speaker 3: in love with this one woman superhero said, they all
Speaker 3: are getting off on this one.
Speaker 2: Do you even imagine what you're talking about? Is it
Speaker 2: like they're all.
Speaker 3: Person they're all Yeah, they're all the exact same but
Speaker 3: they can divide themselves.
Speaker 2: So they're all banging each other.
Speaker 3: They're not banging each other, they're doing something else, blowing
Speaker 3: now eating.
Speaker 2: Oh eating ass? Yes, Oh so it's human centipede.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always that something.
Speaker 2: Talk about things you don't want to think about when
Speaker 2: came out, I was like, I'm reading anything, I would
Speaker 2: remember where I was. I was in bed in a story.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry anybody I like this described.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows human centipede, and you can I just describe.
Speaker 1: Human worse than so much worse what she's describing as
Speaker 1: consensual ass eating, which I.
Speaker 2: Think, yeah, like to themselves, okay, human centipede. This is wild.
Speaker 2: It's a horror movie, okay. And these somehow, these three
Speaker 2: people end up at this crazy guy's. I don't know
Speaker 2: how they end up there, but this crazy guy sedates
Speaker 2: them and they wake up.
Speaker 3: And oh, I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: Their faces are stitched to the asshole of the person
Speaker 2: in front of them. Stitched so it's a human centipede.
Speaker 2: So their open mouths are right on the anus so
Speaker 2: that when that person they it's going there, and then
Speaker 2: someone is on the back of them stitch And yes,
Speaker 2: how are you not blacking out? The first time I
Speaker 2: heard this, I couldn't even But it's not real? No,
Speaker 2: But I mean like that's someone thought of that and
Speaker 2: then made a movie where you see it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it sits that visual if you have if you see
Speaker 2: it I saw this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now I'm kind of like.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I think even thinking it. Yeah, it's really
Speaker 2: Did you watch the movie, Brian?
Speaker 1: Of course I did it. You did the first.
Speaker 3: Person that I don't want ever want it literally.
Speaker 1: Called human Centipede. The first person is being force fed,
Speaker 1: also so that they have to ship.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, O my god.
Speaker 1: The big debate in middle school was where would you
Speaker 1: rather be in the Human Centipede?
Speaker 3: I was just going to ask, you know, you knew
Speaker 3: about this in high school.
Speaker 2: You want to be the I want to be middle school.
Speaker 2: I want to be force fed. I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: want to do that to my friends. But I mean,
Speaker 2: of course you want to be the first one.
Speaker 3: Of course you want to be the first one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to Yeah, that's it. I mean,
Speaker 2: the worst is the.
Speaker 3: Never heard of anything like this?
Speaker 1: Well, is the middle any worse than the last one?
Speaker 1: I mean, is it is it really that bad that
Speaker 1: you're shitting into someone else's mouth?
Speaker 2: It would just hurt, the stitches would hurt. On the stitches,
Speaker 2: you have one less pair of stitches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. But the farther back you go, the
Speaker 1: farther back you go, you're also getting just like reprocessed
Speaker 1: and eaten and digested.
Speaker 2: Okay, well let's talk about the trad is. We're going
Speaker 2: to Dublin, We're going to Amsterdam, We're going to.
Speaker 1: Zurich where Human Centipede took place with.
Speaker 2: It's not far off from where I think this is
Speaker 2: all set. This is why I don't like horror films.
Speaker 2: Why would anyone subject themselves to this. There's a new
Speaker 2: one with Nick Nicholas Cage where it's like people were
Speaker 2: puking in the aisles. I don't I don't like four
Speaker 2: women miscarried during the trailer. It's like it's they keep
Speaker 2: trying to like up themselves, like this is the sickest
Speaker 2: thing you'll ever see.
Speaker 3: Now, Why I don't get it? I don't like. I
Speaker 3: have probably seen five horror movies in my life, and
Speaker 3: I refused Scarry.
Speaker 2: But we were just talking about Scream the other day
Speaker 2: and how.
Speaker 3: Perfect that I would never watch bad.
Speaker 2: It's so good. I don't care because you don't understand.
Speaker 2: You watch my mom's This is so ironic because my
Speaker 2: mom's favorite shows are like hardcore ones, the ones that
Speaker 2: are like gruesome and get into details and shows are
Speaker 2: real though, Yeah, okay Ari calling Aris psychopathic, denting a
Speaker 2: kit cat. This, you know, I get when I get resolved.
Speaker 2: But you like watching like Law and Order and stuff
Speaker 2: that's not real.
Speaker 3: I don't watch it.
Speaker 2: I don't either to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't, and I don't watch anything.
Speaker 2: I tell you this, This new Jake Gyllenhall thing, what's
Speaker 2: going on? Presumed innocent? Good show, Good show on Apple.
Speaker 2: Check that out.
Speaker 1: It's really a waste of time to smash a kit
Speaker 1: cat because they are They're impossible to eat. They always
Speaker 1: melt too quickly and stick to the wrappers. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: need a big cat. As we all know, the big
Speaker 1: cat cat. Kitd cats are useless.
Speaker 2: I kind of liked big cat is just a giant.
Speaker 1: Kit Cats melt too quickly and then you open the
Speaker 1: wrapper and it's just a mush of humans and the peache. Shit.
Speaker 2: No, no, they don't melt too quickly if you just
Speaker 2: meet them in a room temperature and you don't travel
Speaker 2: all over with them. And also if you just eat
Speaker 2: them as soon as you get them, feverishly and very fast,
Speaker 2: before they have time to melt.
Speaker 3: If like I opened mind and mine he had a
Speaker 3: finger indentation in it.
Speaker 2: I'd ate it, but i'd be passed.
Speaker 3: I would march it back. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Probably, it just like makes people's lives. It's just more
Speaker 2: a little angst written and when you're buying something to
Speaker 2: like sorry, oh no, we told to believe me. I'm
Speaker 2: not got shamed out of shame.
Speaker 1: He's never going to hit their family. Shamed family shame.
Speaker 2: He bt shame upon his family.
Speaker 1: That day, I did get to watch something yesterday that
Speaker 1: I think was interesting. Yeah, speaking of like going back
Speaker 1: to two thousand and nine, I went back to twenty
Speaker 1: sixteen and I watched Dave Chappelle SNL monologue. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that it was like the day after Trump got elected,
Speaker 1: where two days after Trump got elected, really Dave Chappelle
Speaker 1: was the host of SNL and he did like a
Speaker 1: state of the Nation type monologue on SML. God, yes,
Speaker 1: it was so interesting. And then four years later in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, after Biden got elected, he was hosting SNL again.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I watched those two back to back
Speaker 1: and it was like it was fascinating. Well, if you
Speaker 1: if you're considering, if you're trying to figure out who
Speaker 1: you want to vote for, let's just put it that
Speaker 1: way in twenty twenty four, go back and watch the
Speaker 1: monologue from twenty sixteen, because you might forget what your
Speaker 1: state of mind was like during that time. And watching
Speaker 1: that monologue from twenty sixteen will put you right back
Speaker 1: into where you were, and it'll it'll make you when
Speaker 1: when he was just elected, and it'll make you remember like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is this might not be what I want.
Speaker 2: To go by. It scary, Yeah, I got did what
Speaker 2: were some points that he made or said?
Speaker 1: Well, what was interesting was and then twenty sixteen monologue,
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm going to give Trump a chance, like
Speaker 1: he deserves a chance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Everyone was kind of like cool.
Speaker 1: Our mindset was like this, this is crazy that he won.
Speaker 1: Or we didn't really like Hillary, she was a bad candidate.
Speaker 1: And then you know, we all thought Trump was crazy
Speaker 1: and obviously had like the grab the pussy stuff and
Speaker 1: things like that. We're all like, this probably is not
Speaker 1: a good decision. But I think even me back in
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen was like, I'm going to give him a shot,
Speaker 1: like he could wind up being okay, or it's not
Speaker 1: going to be I didn't think initially it was going
Speaker 1: to be an epic disaster. So I was on I
Speaker 1: was like Chappelle. But then in twenty twenty, Chappelle comes
Speaker 1: back and now Biden's elected, and I think watching that
Speaker 1: also just puts you back in that headspace what it
Speaker 1: was like the day after Biden was elected. And I
Speaker 1: think overall the takeaway is like, I just don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about politics anymore, and I don't either. I
Speaker 1: don't want the chaos, and so the relief of just
Speaker 1: like a normal guy was was.
Speaker 2: What we all were seeking in that moment. Oh, I
Speaker 2: remember that so much. The day Trump was elected, I
Speaker 2: had to go on Chelsea Handler's Netflix show. She had
Speaker 2: a talk show on Netflix, and Hilary is supposed to win, right,
Speaker 2: so it was supposed to be like this, like amazing day.
Speaker 2: Barbara Boxer the was on California's Senator. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: Chelsea's best friend who played Marsha not no, not, I
Speaker 2: forget her name, shit, it's her best friend, but she's
Speaker 2: an actress. Sorry, I forgot her name for some reason.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of Marsha Brady, but that's like not who, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but she like reminds me of either Christine Taylor or
Speaker 2: the girl who plays Marspredy anyway, she was on too.
Speaker 2: We show up and everyone's and I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 2: should find like a funeral, funereal type like place like
Speaker 2: thing to wear in front of my like like Jackie
Speaker 2: oh like just like because they were all we they
Speaker 2: we did creative going there, like Chelsea is like really
Speaker 2: bombed and this show is gonna be tough, and so
Speaker 2: I decided to lean into that to just be funny
Speaker 2: because they were like, we're gonna need you to bring
Speaker 2: the comedy because Chelsea can't right now. And I walked
Speaker 2: out and Chelsea didn't say anything about my outfit, and
Speaker 2: so I was like she was just too like she
Speaker 2: was stricken to be funny or like even i'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: Nicky's wearing a joke like it just wasn't the time.
Speaker 2: So I felt like I bombed so much on that
Speaker 2: show that day.
Speaker 3: And then she didn't acknowledge it.
Speaker 2: It was just like it just.
Speaker 3: Marbara Boxer didn't acknowledge it.
Speaker 2: I ended up saying something about it because I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna just sit here act like I chose
Speaker 2: to wear this, like I think I made the joke
Speaker 2: that I was gonna wear this either way. I just
Speaker 2: think this is a cool style or something it was
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but yeah, uh, I rarely go back
Speaker 2: and revisit things, but I will say, and I said
Speaker 2: it on last week's episode, I am so like comedy wise,
Speaker 2: I think things don't hold up as much as you
Speaker 2: want them to, even in a short amount of time.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Glick holds up so fucking well. And I think
Speaker 2: it might be the funniest thing that's ever been.
Speaker 3: You know how I feel about him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got me into him. I used to have
Speaker 2: that comedy show hard interview people and that now that
Speaker 2: he is coming back with the have all the Yeah,
Speaker 2: we had them all. We loved it so good? Or Brian,
Speaker 2: were you wear into Jimmy Glick before him?
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, jim Click.
Speaker 2: I think it's one of the funniest things.
Speaker 3: It's one of the facts. I haven't liked that hard
Speaker 3: for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and just watching I will watch anything that anybody
Speaker 2: that does in that character. And Mark Shore really in
Speaker 2: anything the bloopers, he there's a lego, not a bloopers,
Speaker 2: but him roasting Conan throughout the years. That is an
Speaker 2: amazing compilation that people should go watch.
Speaker 3: You know he's hosting this week.
Speaker 2: For kim All.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, cool, he's doing a pretty good.
Speaker 1: Jimmy Glick had his own show for a.
Speaker 2: While, yeah on Comedy Central. Yeah, that's pretty so funny.
Speaker 2: I just love when he stuffs his face with don't.
Speaker 2: I love when he shifts in his chair and then
Speaker 2: the chair will topple over. I'm obsessed. I've been watching
Speaker 2: a lot of NORM compilations as well, and those have
Speaker 2: been really fun. And it's so funny because my friend
Speaker 2: Sean O'Connor, who I'm like, bring on the road with me,
Speaker 2: is like my writing helping me write some stuff. He
Speaker 2: is I will fall asleep to like a NORM compilation
Speaker 2: that's like ten hours long, no joke, no, like no,
Speaker 2: those are the Joan Rivers one is ten hours long.
Speaker 2: I'm getting through. I'm like slowly working my way through
Speaker 2: ten hours of her on Howard Stern, Wow, because I'm like,
Speaker 2: I just would absorb everything and that's where people are
Speaker 2: most free in themselves and like she's just amazing on
Speaker 2: that and he loved her so much so and I
Speaker 2: love him. But anyway, the NORM ones I'm listening and Sean,
Speaker 2: my friend, who have known since we met on MySpace
Speaker 2: two thousand and six, I've known him. He's on all
Speaker 2: of these Norm interviews because Norm would bring him on
Speaker 2: the road to open for him and then would bring
Speaker 2: him to all these TV interviews, these like local TV interviews.
Speaker 2: So Sean's just like in all these clips. No, I
Speaker 2: like you, no, But I mean I knew he toured
Speaker 2: with Norm, but I wouldn't be watching like Wake Up Toronto,
Speaker 2: Like I would have never seen that ever unless someone
Speaker 2: put it into a compilation. So it's like kind of
Speaker 2: fun to see your friend like end up in these things.
Speaker 2: And man, Norm is so fucking funny. It seems like
Speaker 2: such a nice guy. Yeah, so I've been watching that,
Speaker 2: and then Chris and I are watching the Dallas Cowboys
Speaker 2: UH documentary, which is really good, really well done, and
Speaker 2: I recommend it to everyone. I think now that you're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it doesn't even talk about football. It's like, really, I
Speaker 2: wish they talked more about football actually, but they're not
Speaker 2: allowed to fraternize with football players. These girls can't catch
Speaker 2: a break. They don't get paid a lot. They work
Speaker 2: their asses off. They all have like two year lads
Speaker 2: and they yeah, it's so hard and top it all off,
Speaker 2: you don't even have a chance to marry one of
Speaker 2: these fucking football players. Really, Yeah, because they're not allowed
Speaker 2: to fratenize with them, which I guess means haze them, Uh,
Speaker 2: make them carry an egg between their asshaaks. I'm thinking
Speaker 2: a frat fraternize. I think that's what they do, kesands
Speaker 2: with them.
Speaker 1: Smack their asses with a big wooden paddle.
Speaker 2: What's so? What's that to me is kind of a
Speaker 2: just a dated bullshit thing of like a rule of like,
Speaker 2: these women are going to throw these men off their game.
Speaker 2: They're going to distract them.
Speaker 1: They're gonna start fighting each other for the the woman's love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, why can't they try to fun the wat.
Speaker 1: Them sound like those football players are all virgins, like
Speaker 1: a bunch of virgin nerves that tits, and they're likeane, it.
Speaker 2: Will it be just it will be distracting if they're
Speaker 2: like the guys on the sidelines and see his lady
Speaker 2: like pom poming out there, like that could be a distraction.
Speaker 1: But they also have their wives and girlfriends exactly.
Speaker 3: I don't get them them.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I think it's actually a way
Speaker 2: to like you women will don't ever want to deserve,
Speaker 2: don't want this job for anything except the love of dance,
Speaker 2: because there's nothing else in it.
Speaker 1: For the money.
Speaker 2: You get to wear boots, get to wear an outfit.
Speaker 2: We'll make that outfit fit your body perfectly. But and
Speaker 2: we will, you know, give you locker and we'll give
Speaker 2: you, you know, seventy dollars a game or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1: They did you learn? Did these girls get to promote
Speaker 1: themselves as Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders like on social media? Or
Speaker 1: do I drew like a can they go to a
Speaker 1: car wash or something like that and make make money?
Speaker 2: Because that I don't know about appearances. I would think
Speaker 2: that all is run through the Dallas Cowboys organization and
Speaker 2: that they take the money from that. I would almost
Speaker 2: be I'm certain of it.
Speaker 3: Do you think this is as the board for football teams?
Speaker 2: This is just all I.
Speaker 1: Only know a lot of the teams don't even have
Speaker 1: cheerleaders anymore.
Speaker 2: They eliminated because they can't afford it. Because these guys
Speaker 2: a little bit more when you like, they have so
Speaker 2: much money that they don't that they hold out on
Speaker 2: these girls. And in this whole documentary is about we
Speaker 2: take this, so we take this seriously. You should take
Speaker 2: them seriously. And it's like, well then why aren't they paid? Wow?
Speaker 2: At all? What I'm to take I'm supposed to take
Speaker 2: them seriously as athletes. I'm supposed to take them seriously
Speaker 2: as women who do good for the community and empower
Speaker 2: young women and and and and take them so seriously
Speaker 2: like this, this, this Netflix documentary is shot like it's
Speaker 2: like the Olympics, Like it really is the Olympics of dancing.
Speaker 2: To make this as far as you can make in
Speaker 2: this kind of it's a special kind of dance. It's
Speaker 2: hyper competitive. Yeah, we're not gonna pay them, so I
Speaker 2: call bullshit. I think these women need to get paid more.
Speaker 2: I think this whole documentary is like kind of making
Speaker 2: us love the Dallas Cowboys and have so it's such
Speaker 2: a brand, brand brand Dallas Cowboys. I mean I even
Speaker 2: want to go to a Dallas Cowboys game so I
Speaker 2: can see these girls. Pay the fucking cheerleaders now, because
Speaker 2: now you're gonna get fans of these girls from the
Speaker 2: Netflix show. Pay them to whatever they're making right now.
Speaker 2: You could more than you could, you could times a hundred,
Speaker 2: you could afford to do that just cut back on
Speaker 2: one of the markups of your popcorns. One player, make
Speaker 2: your popcorn one dollar more and play all literally make
Speaker 2: your large popcorn one dollar more and pay all of
Speaker 2: the girls triple what you pay them, because that literally
Speaker 2: would cover that. But by far, make that the special. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. It would triple. I would pay
Speaker 2: for it, So there you go. Then it'll pay for it.
Speaker 3: They probably can't even hold another job.
Speaker 2: But they like it because it's servitude. They like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I love this show and I would dream of being
Speaker 2: a dollas cowboys cheerleader. But they are using these women
Speaker 2: and they make them do things that ruin and wreck
Speaker 2: their bodies, and then they spit them out, and these
Speaker 2: women don't really have another plan and they can't really. Yes,
Speaker 2: these women are incredible, and a lot of them are
Speaker 2: working two jobs while doing this, and they find it
Speaker 2: to be an honor and they never fucking blank, none
Speaker 2: of them ever complain even once. I'm the only one
Speaker 2: complaining about this, I guarantee you. But they then they
Speaker 2: they have to have those other jobs because they have
Speaker 2: nothing after this spit out. Yes, they get to come
Speaker 2: back as veterans and march in and like welcome the
Speaker 2: new girls and give a little speech about how much
Speaker 2: and you get to kind of like come to some
Speaker 2: of the bridal showers and things and stay connected like
Speaker 2: through the veteran program. But you got fucked. They should
Speaker 2: have paid you more. You worked your asses off. You
Speaker 2: are now a commodity for them big time. After this
Speaker 2: Netflix show, girls get together, team up and ask for
Speaker 2: more unionize.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I mean they could for the Dallas Cowboys care.
Speaker 1: There's such an institution. Other teams realized that if they
Speaker 1: got rid of the cheerleaders, nobody would care, and so
Speaker 1: they just got rid of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not the Dallas Cowboys. These DCCs people need you.
Speaker 2: You have you have power, fames and especially after the show,
Speaker 2: like there's we we want to go see the girls
Speaker 2: that we saw on the show. So girls get paid,
Speaker 2: get paid, and you know who else I hope it
Speaker 2: got paid. Hey was the I'm sorry to say it,
Speaker 2: you know that debt Netflix Stock tell them you love me.
Speaker 2: It's really controversial, but it's about this woman who was
Speaker 2: helping a disabled man who is nonverbal and had never
Speaker 2: spoken in his life, and she does this kind of
Speaker 2: therapy assisted therapy where they hold their hand and the
Speaker 2: person like spells out something okay and communicate, well, they
Speaker 2: kind of. Then she falls in love with this guy
Speaker 2: who's nonverbal. Wow, it's inconclusive, even though it's found by
Speaker 2: law that she did take advantage of him, and she
Speaker 2: was sentenced to eight years in prison because they thought
Speaker 2: they determined that he doesn't know how to communicate it all,
Speaker 2: and she was moving his hand, but she, in her mind,
Speaker 2: I do believe, thinks that he was in love with her.
Speaker 2: She didn't know that she was controlling his hand. It's insane.
Speaker 3: What did she take advantage of? Though?
Speaker 2: Because he's disabled?
Speaker 3: I know, but what eight years in prison for? What?
Speaker 2: For raping a disabled person?
Speaker 3: She raped him?
Speaker 2: They had sex rape, but even kissing, I mean it's
Speaker 2: not okay, like even doing anything with a disabled person
Speaker 2: that isn't something that they either.
Speaker 1: And then you just move and I wonder, yes, like
Speaker 1: if you could do that to like a Helen Keller
Speaker 1: type and I wonder if that hurts.
Speaker 2: That's why I look back on Helen Keller and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm suspicious now if that was even I'm honestly because
Speaker 2: they kind of discovered that a lot of this assisted
Speaker 2: therapies where these people are learning to talk for the
Speaker 2: first time because these therapists hold their hand and they
Speaker 2: kind of direct the thing that a lot of these
Speaker 2: therapists don't even know that they are actually assisting them
Speaker 2: because they'll show the therapist a picture. They'll show the
Speaker 2: patient of picture and the therapists will do the hat,
Speaker 2: but they'll show a picture of grapes to the thing
Speaker 2: and and the and they'll go, Okay, what did you see?
Speaker 2: And she writes hat and the woman did.
Speaker 1: She's like, she's like, help me, help me, and the
Speaker 1: assistance like she's saying water she yeah, I think it's
Speaker 1: anything you know, but didn't didn't she write books for
Speaker 1: Helen Keller mixing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I'm saying like that that could have been
Speaker 2: Annie her helper, right, is what I'm saying. Like, No,
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that. But now that you kind of
Speaker 2: piece this apart, you go like, oh, like they they
Speaker 2: they're the only ones that can understand the language they've
Speaker 2: invented to speak to this person. They could just tell
Speaker 2: us anything they want, what.
Speaker 3: Cocoa or whatever.
Speaker 2: Didn't he love Robin Williams, Yeah, he did. It looks
Speaker 2: like he loved Jack and Hook. I know Robin Williams.
Speaker 2: Robin Williams, I will say, I say anytime his name
Speaker 2: comes up. He did not commit suicide. His brain had
Speaker 2: a brain disease that caused him to commit to dementia.
Speaker 1: I mean, which one of the worst types that you
Speaker 1: can have in a very body dementia.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it is horrible. And when he was finally autopsy,
Speaker 2: they said his dementia was worse than any they'd seen
Speaker 2: in a living person. The guy who did it was like,
Speaker 2: I've never seen this advance of a disease. That's how
Speaker 2: good his brain was that he was operating to that point.
Speaker 2: But it usually ends in something like this. But I
Speaker 2: will say that if you commit suicide, no matter what,
Speaker 2: there's something wrong with your brain. So it doesn't like
Speaker 2: take away from suicide was the means by which he died.
Speaker 2: But it's his brain's fault, not his He didn't want.
Speaker 2: It's like when people are like depression knows no bounds
Speaker 2: and he's always like in one of those pictures of
Speaker 2: like a smiling celebrity, like you don't know who has depression.
Speaker 2: Like I agree with that statement, but he doesn't fit.
Speaker 2: He wasn't a depressed person. I mean, I think he
Speaker 2: probably was because he was an addict. So like he was,
Speaker 2: say depressed because he was out of control in his brain.
Speaker 2: It could have been that, but it could have been
Speaker 2: like the disease makes you do that.
Speaker 1: Who knows it makes you hallucinate, and he was hallucinating
Speaker 1: and you lose your ability to make cognitive thought, and
Speaker 1: like that's like a curse beyond comprehension for someone like
Speaker 1: Robin Williams, when you're just not as crisp as you're
Speaker 1: celebrated for being the fastest mind in the comedy world.
Speaker 2: True, Brian, he lost the one thing that.
Speaker 1: He's like, it's one of my worst fears, even though
Speaker 1: losing his arm had anybody. But yeah, it's one of
Speaker 1: my worst fears to lose that aspect. Like there are
Speaker 1: certain dementias or like Parkinson's disease and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: You you lose your bodily ability, but your mental ability
Speaker 1: stays the same. I think, oh no, that to me
Speaker 1: is better than losing your mental ability.
Speaker 2: Oh but the other one. You don't even know what's happening. Hopefully,
Speaker 2: let's go to break and talk about lighter things when
Speaker 2: we get back.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Robin Williams, I watched or rewatch The bird Cage.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Jathan Lane.
Speaker 1: That holds up big time.
Speaker 2: I remember really enjoying that at an age where I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't even think I'm supposed to like
Speaker 2: that this. Yeah, I was like seventh grade or something,
Speaker 2: and I love this. So I don't even know what
Speaker 2: this is, but I like it. Nathan Lane's so fucking good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Robin Williams is like, this is a gay man.
Speaker 2: Nathan Lane is his boyfriend or was not.
Speaker 1: The partners their partners, and they raised a child together
Speaker 1: who was birthed by this woman that had a one
Speaker 1: night stand with Robin Williams when they were younger. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and the woman comes back and plays a role also,
Speaker 1: but got it?
Speaker 2: Who plays the woman? Is she still around? Probably not.
Speaker 1: She's definitely still around. I forgot her name.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, yeah, I remember seeing that back in
Speaker 2: the day. I remember it was kind of Lane one
Speaker 2: of the first like openly gay, yes, older kind of
Speaker 2: where you're like, this is like mainstream gay, yeah, like
Speaker 2: this is normal.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well it was time of like get the Flockhart was
Speaker 1: in it, and she was like really young. She was
Speaker 1: the potential wife of this right of the son of
Speaker 1: the gay couple. The mother was played by Christine Baranski.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love Christine Baranski is still around, very
Speaker 2: much around. She's one of the few ultra that maintained it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Was she in like ab fab.
Speaker 3: Uh No?
Speaker 2: But she she kind of reminds me that like character
Speaker 2: like that that's like honey, Like what was her first
Speaker 2: character that was kind of like that? I don't know.
Speaker 2: But Will and Grace I loved that show so fucking
Speaker 2: much and it holds up so much and that was
Speaker 2: I mean, that was that was groundbreaking. Ellen came out,
Speaker 2: then there was then Will and Grace I think. But
Speaker 2: people were not out in my high school. Gay was
Speaker 2: not like a like it was still not a thing
Speaker 2: that people were like out about.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't too far after you left that No.
Speaker 2: Literally, I talked to someone who graduated a year later
Speaker 2: to the meeting. They're like, we had one gay person
Speaker 2: our senior year. I'm like, oh, literally, it literally began after.
Speaker 3: I graduated, because I mean the principal was like open
Speaker 3: to it.
Speaker 2: I graduated in two thousand and two. By the way,
Speaker 2: for anyone asking yeah the well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he was like, we're having a club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was in the well that was in my ear.
Speaker 2: That was Gay Straight Alliance. And you were mad I
Speaker 2: was in it because you were scared people would think
Speaker 2: I was gay because it was a different time. And
Speaker 2: you you I remember you saying I don't care if
Speaker 2: you're gay. I just don't want you to have a
Speaker 2: harder life. Oh yeah, and you go, you go. I go, Mom,
Speaker 2: I'm straight, but it's the Gay Straight Alliance. You can
Speaker 2: be at it. And because it was this big uproar,
Speaker 2: like there were all these like Republican moms and Christian
Speaker 2: moms being like this, we need to get this out
Speaker 2: of the schools, and it was like being brought up
Speaker 2: at PTO meetings. So my mom was like just hearing
Speaker 2: these women's rhetoric, and she was like, I just don't
Speaker 2: want people to think you're gay. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm straight. It says it in the name. And she goes, oh, really,
Speaker 2: are you walking around all day going I'm the essence,
Speaker 2: the GPS, I'm the gs gs A, I'm a ass
Speaker 2: And we were like yeah, Mom, we walk around like
Speaker 2: this and me and Taylor would do this and go like,
Speaker 2: we're the straight and uh, I wanted. I was. I
Speaker 2: just wanted to be gay so fucking bad in high
Speaker 2: school because I just wanted. I wanted because I not.
Speaker 2: And I'm not minimizing how hard it would have been
Speaker 2: to be a gay, but it was something I wanted
Speaker 2: to be, something that I knew you would still like
Speaker 2: have to love me, but you'd be like kind of
Speaker 2: mad at me, even though it's not my fault, like
Speaker 2: if that makes any sense, Like I like you.
Speaker 1: You kind of got that a little bit when you
Speaker 1: decided to be a comedian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not my fault. No, I could have chosen
Speaker 2: something else. I wasn't born this way I was, But
Speaker 2: I guess you're kind of right like I couldn't have been.
Speaker 2: When we went to go visit I'll never forget. We
Speaker 2: want to visit Miami of Ohio for the like college tour,
Speaker 2: and I really didn't know what I wanted to do,
Speaker 2: but I knew I wanted to be something big, like
Speaker 2: I wanted it to be a big thing, and they
Speaker 2: were touring this campus and I was just like, not here.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to school in Ohio. Even though I
Speaker 2: ended up in Kansas and it's a beautiful school. They
Speaker 2: were like, now we have a paper program that after
Speaker 2: you graduate with a undergrad in this paper making engineering program,
Speaker 2: you are guaranteed one hundred thousand dollars salary. And my
Speaker 2: mom goes, Nikki, do it? What have I ever shown
Speaker 2: any interest in making paper? Why would you want that
Speaker 2: for me? I remember being so nice because I was
Speaker 2: just like, why I felt so unseen? I'm like, you
Speaker 2: would want your daughter to make paper for the rest
Speaker 2: of her life. A thousand point was you just wanted
Speaker 2: me to be financially secure.
Speaker 3: Sure, just wanted you to make some money.
Speaker 2: That sounded great, I am I'm looking at houses. Chris
Speaker 2: and I are looking at house to buy shit. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: Saint Louis. Yeah, because even if I end up moving
Speaker 2: to LA or New York, I like will just have
Speaker 2: a hat. Like everyone says the house was like a bank. Sure,
Speaker 2: she's like putting your money in a building that yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, And we saw one today that would and
Speaker 2: Chris was like, we could build that thing. Like I'm like,
Speaker 2: it doesn't have a place where you really like cozily
Speaker 2: watch TV, like a really nice cozy off this like
Speaker 2: people can't see it from the street area whatever. And
Speaker 2: he's like, well, we could build that out. And I
Speaker 2: looked at the real who's also a contractor, and I
Speaker 2: was like, how long would that take? Because I like
Speaker 2: don't want to. If I want to buy a house,
Speaker 2: I like want it right away. And she was like,
Speaker 2: that's a nine month build. And I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I want a la carte off the menu, Like I
Speaker 2: want Ala carte is not what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2: I want what's called curb side. No, not bespoke. You
Speaker 2: want what's called when you just take what you like,
Speaker 2: lou key and turnkey. Yes, we got it, we got it,
Speaker 2: all of us together. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, that's what I go for. Something you don't have
Speaker 3: to work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want it to be nice. So we're
Speaker 2: even looking in near you, I know that would be
Speaker 2: so fun.
Speaker 1: What about Tim Conny's neighborhood.
Speaker 2: That's a nice neighborhood that's probably no, no, no, we're
Speaker 2: looking in your name neck of the woods. Honestly, those
Speaker 2: are some nice houses and with like a ton of space,
Speaker 2: and Saint Louis is fairly cheap, and I'm like.
Speaker 3: This would be compared to California.
Speaker 2: And I with a dog. It's you know what it's like, Brian,
Speaker 2: Like when Jack has to go outside to go pee,
Speaker 2: it's not just open the door, see you in a second,
Speaker 2: I'll let just that's all the work you have to do,
Speaker 2: which is nice when you have a dog like that.
Speaker 2: It's every time you have to go pee, you have
Speaker 2: to go walk down a hallway, which mine is a
Speaker 2: tenth of a mile to walk down this hallway. Yea,
Speaker 2: then it's you walk take the elevator. I'm on the tallest.
Speaker 2: It's a minute. Like it's like a lot of time.
Speaker 2: This dog is making me want at least I probably
Speaker 2: do it six or.
Speaker 3: It was from there.
Speaker 2: I think it's a tenth of a mile.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so far.
Speaker 3: I was too tense.
Speaker 1: When I was growing up, my dog had a doggy door,
Speaker 1: so you didn't even have to open the door. He
Speaker 1: would just have We'll just have free ring to run
Speaker 1: in and out whenever she wants. But you can't do
Speaker 1: that in California because there's coyotes, especially if you have
Speaker 1: a small dog.
Speaker 2: You know, I would get her a coyote vest. Remember
Speaker 2: when I had that for Luigi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can't keep it on the dog at
Speaker 3: all times.
Speaker 2: No, I'd make her wear it all time. No. I
Speaker 2: was thinking I could just get a big spike.
Speaker 1: On her collar, one big spike, so if.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, but.
Speaker 2: She doesn't really eat the back end, but it might
Speaker 2: just like they might see the spike and be like,
Speaker 2: no one for that.
Speaker 3: They have to be covered.
Speaker 2: It's a good point, Brian. I think even owls in
Speaker 2: Saint Louis like, I've yeah.
Speaker 1: A small dogsursion a bird of prey.
Speaker 2: Could if you pick up your dog, yeah, I would.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I do. It's I'm almost I'm
Speaker 2: afraid for maryon out. Well, now she's so fat that
Speaker 2: owl would have to be No, it's I'm not talking
Speaker 2: about an owl. I'm talking about like a big hot
Speaker 2: even a raccoon.
Speaker 1: Sure raccoon could do it too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's fine.
Speaker 3: We have Fox in our neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Fox.
Speaker 2: Final thought, I like, isn't it foxes or are you
Speaker 2: pluralizing foxing? And I think pluralized it's foxes Fox, I think.
Speaker 2: But you said it's like we have fox.
Speaker 3: It's just that's wrong.
Speaker 4: Well, you have Fox on the station, Fox News, Fox
Speaker 4: quickly quick quick yes, what culture slash country invented paper?
Speaker 3: I'm going to say Egyptians.
Speaker 1: Egyptians. That's a really good guest, because I have papyrus.
Speaker 1: That's a really good guest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a really Samerians.
Speaker 1: Sumerians because they invented language, or the first early recorded language.
Speaker 2: And because I also couldn't come up with an early
Speaker 2: civilization other than those two.
Speaker 1: Okay, any other.
Speaker 2: Guests incans the Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese is correct.
Speaker 1: That's good. The Chinese invented paper. That's it. That's all
Speaker 1: I have to say about It.
Speaker 3: Came to me after I thought about it.
Speaker 1: We did an episode Adam Ruins Everything had a cartoon
Speaker 1: spin off called I don't know what was called, but
Speaker 1: we would do like little things in history, and one
Speaker 1: of the episodes I wrote was about the invention of paper.
Speaker 1: So now I know that.
Speaker 2: Well, So you just knew that offhand. I thought you
Speaker 2: looked that up. I was like, oh, good head.
Speaker 3: Do you know Adam? Yeah?
Speaker 2: He mom, he writes he wrote on Adam. Oh my god, right,
Speaker 2: fights with Adam regularly. He does anything Adam touches.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's so cool. Yes, I love him.
Speaker 2: I know we do. And it's because what he says
Speaker 2: is verbiage, because you wrote it finds an amazing comedy.
Speaker 3: Ryan already. I knew he knew that. But this is
Speaker 3: not really pumped.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you just thought f boy Island.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: The elimination ceremony intros. We did do some fun ones.
Speaker 2: I just fun stuff on lovers is available in the
Speaker 2: CW app. Yeah, last night they didn't nominate me for
Speaker 2: an Emmy.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: It's too expensive? I guess to nominate you gotta pay. Yeah,
Speaker 2: why didn't you pay? I would have if I knew
Speaker 2: that that was holding it back, because I can't imagine
Speaker 2: it was more than like twelve hundred bucks or something.
Speaker 1: Oh well, then on top of that, you got to
Speaker 1: kind of pay the campaign. You have to do FYS campaign.
Speaker 2: I would have just been like, oh my name. I
Speaker 2: just would have at least I just want to be
Speaker 2: even have a chance.
Speaker 1: But that's what it takes. That's what it takes. Is
Speaker 1: it's all political.
Speaker 2: I understand that, but I just I wouldn't have done it.
Speaker 2: But I think if people you know the way I
Speaker 2: was voting on some of those, I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 2: know this person and I just click it, like I
Speaker 2: could have had a chance at least. This way, I
Speaker 2: have no chance to write it.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's really bad that they didn't even.
Speaker 2: Listen, that it didn't do well for them, and I understand, Well,
Speaker 2: I got to you. I don't love it.
Speaker 3: I love that show. I know. I love Casey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love Uh.
Speaker 3: What's the other guy's name, not.
Speaker 2: CJ, CJ, No, Benedict Ben Benny's with the boy. We
Speaker 2: love Benedict.
Speaker 3: I love him. I just love those guys.
Speaker 2: He's a comedian, Benedict.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew.
Speaker 2: You got to follow him on Instagram, he follow him.
Speaker 2: And Casey's adorable and so great and.
Speaker 3: Really, I mean, those guys are really good guys.
Speaker 2: And J was a sweeter. I mean I really I
Speaker 2: was so happy going into that uh season of the show,
Speaker 2: because we taped that show right after F Boy, so
Speaker 2: we went right into F Girl. And I was so
Speaker 2: excited because I just knew the three guys already good
Speaker 2: because I just worked with CJ on the prior one,
Speaker 2: and so we were just we were so excited that
Speaker 2: those were the guys.
Speaker 1: The other there's a woman, CJ too, who's also a comedian,
Speaker 1: Ja Franco. She's on the latest The Goat, which is
Speaker 1: also Bill Dicks and Elon Gayle production.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go, I wrote Bill and I go. Why
Speaker 2: is Daniel Tosh nominated? What was different Network? Yeah, not nominated,
Speaker 2: but he's up for the He's not what's it called
Speaker 2: to be nominated? To be nominated?
Speaker 1: I don't even know you're can did it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He's yeah, a candidate nominated anyway. I don't like
Speaker 2: all of I was voting for the Emmys to like
Speaker 2: figure out who's gonna get an Emmy. You know, I
Speaker 2: don't even know if you vote again after this or
Speaker 2: if they just take the votes from this.
Speaker 3: Are you some panel to vote?
Speaker 2: I'm in the Academy. Oh, the Academy, Okay, I get.
Speaker 1: The Well, the Academy is the Oscars. What's the Emmy's called?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know the committee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in the I was gonna say a child
Speaker 2: sex ring. I'm just kidding. I think the different sex
Speaker 2: of Hollywood. No, I uh, you.
Speaker 1: Always been that. No, it was just this year and
Speaker 1: what got you on it?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. All of a sudden, it just
Speaker 2: showed up in my email to be like, you can
Speaker 2: vote from the Emmys today, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: fucking yeah, I will. So then you go through and
Speaker 2: I just realized, like I haven't seen everything because you
Speaker 2: can't see everything, and I feel bad voting when I
Speaker 2: don't know you don't have a I don't like when
Speaker 2: people go like, this is the best pie in the city,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, how much pie have you had? Like
Speaker 2: you can say this is the best pie I've tried.
Speaker 2: So I just voted as like this is the best
Speaker 2: one that I know of, And I have to be
Speaker 2: okay in my heart that I didn't consider all these
Speaker 2: people because I don't like not knowing which one.
Speaker 1: That's why you have the campaign, because there's a lot
Speaker 1: of people who don't watch any of it. But if
Speaker 1: they got an F y C of a, we got
Speaker 1: an f.
Speaker 2: Y for your consideration, is what that's saying.
Speaker 1: We ordered John and Vinnie's, or at least my wife
Speaker 1: ordered John and Vinnie's.
Speaker 2: You've got an F y C in there.
Speaker 1: Vine. It was like a coloring you know, when you
Speaker 1: go to a restaurant you're a kid and you get
Speaker 1: like a little, uh coloring sheet.
Speaker 2: That's very clever. What was it for I want to
Speaker 2: vote for them voting clothes.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I forgot what it was for.
Speaker 2: That's very clever. Good for them. I got like.
Speaker 1: You also presented. You presented for the Creative Arts, and
Speaker 1: I wonder if that that.
Speaker 2: Got me in.
Speaker 3: Yeah maybe if you present, you're in like Flint.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm gonna be going this year. There's no hell,
Speaker 2: I've already manifested that shit fucking say, I'll see you.
Speaker 1: There are is someday you'll die on the docket for
Speaker 1: this year.
Speaker 2: It wasn't on the dock. No, it's not on the docket,
Speaker 2: but it's like in some separate thing. It's definitely on
Speaker 2: this one's somewhere, but it's not being voted on by
Speaker 2: in this batch because Chris and I couldn't find it, okay,
Speaker 2: but my special certainly was there. And you can vote
Speaker 2: for that. Oh yeah, so that was exciting to see.
Speaker 2: So you can vote for it if you're in that,
Speaker 2: if you're an Emmy.
Speaker 1: Won't the roast win something?
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah that was nominated as well. Yeah, that was
Speaker 2: up for nomination, So I got to vote for that.
Speaker 2: That's definitely gonna be It's still like being consumed it's wild.
Speaker 2: The how long that thing has lasted. Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2: Everyone's seen it. Everyone, all my tennis girls yesterday, twenty
Speaker 2: women Oh Allso I mean it was like they watched
Speaker 2: Uh but it's up on people's phones and yeah it
Speaker 2: made Yeah and everyone everyone saw it. It was It
Speaker 2: was top ten on Netflix for a week. Wild. It
Speaker 2: was really exciting. This dog still doesn't have a name.
Speaker 2: And I mean, I just don't know what was your name?
Speaker 3: Quinky?
Speaker 2: No, right out of the gate, No, because I don't
Speaker 2: know what you said. And I don't want to get
Speaker 2: this is a big thing about this name. I don't
Speaker 2: want it to spur conversation.
Speaker 1: Well, I just.
Speaker 2: Wanted to be the name, and I don't want people
Speaker 2: to go like, what's that mean? Wait? What did you say? Quirky?
Speaker 2: What did you call it?
Speaker 3: Quinky?
Speaker 2: Quinky? That'll be my like name. I could see myself
Speaker 2: being like, are you a little quinky? But like I
Speaker 2: couldn't call her that to I just don't.
Speaker 1: You can't get too simple and be avoiding the name either,
Speaker 1: because like in and like Walking Dead, Darryl Dixon's dog
Speaker 1: is named dog and that conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I can't do it's conversation.
Speaker 2: And then if it's bird either like Bernie or Birdie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just the was a lot of conversation already.
Speaker 1: You've got to pick a basic dog name like Lucky
Speaker 1: feels good, Lucky Lucky, he's good.
Speaker 2: I mean that's so basic.
Speaker 1: Though, I it's got That's how you don't That's how
Speaker 1: people avoid conversations when it's.
Speaker 2: That, dude, I know, I know. What do you do
Speaker 2: if the dogs Someone's like, oh, how old is he?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, do I say it's a she?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Do I just let them think it's a he? Uh?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah?
Speaker 2: Or do you correct? Because what if it's someone that
Speaker 2: like you might see the next name.
Speaker 1: If you see them over and over again, then you
Speaker 1: can tell them the first time. But if it's some random.
Speaker 2: Person, I don't think it. I just want my dog
Speaker 2: to be they they them. Yes, I think that's what
Speaker 2: I has called them. And I said I didn't want conversation.
Speaker 1: Controversial, but I just want to say that my dog's
Speaker 1: name is basic. It's Jack, and that's a lot of
Speaker 1: dogs are named Jack. I didn't name him, and it
Speaker 1: doesn't spur any conversation at all when I say his
Speaker 1: name is Jack.
Speaker 2: All right, well we gotta go. Uh, Jack is a
Speaker 2: cute name. Well, I might steal a name from one
Speaker 2: of my friends their dog's name, but there's.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I know that, I know. But you still our dead
Speaker 2: bird's name and give it to your new dog. And
Speaker 2: that sucked. Yeah, django, you just threw django and we're stole. Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course you did. The bird who flew the coop
Speaker 2: on Christmas and when we were bringing the Christmas tree
Speaker 2: and it flew out and never came back. And they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: that name's free. Now let's get a dog in it.
Speaker 2: All right. I love you. Think you've been being on
Speaker 2: the show. I'm on the road, Nikki Glazer dot com.
Speaker 2: See you out there, Buckstives, thanks for listening to show.
Speaker 2: Jumpy Cup Bye,