1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 1: The Nicki Glaser Podcast. Glaser po. 2 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 2: Hi, it's me Nicky Glazer. Welcome to the Nicky Glazer Podcast. 3 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,959 Speaker 2: Brian is gonna be here shortly. He's running a little late, 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,600 Speaker 2: and we had to do this podcast now because I've 5 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 2: got shit to do. But I'm not here alone. My 6 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 2: mom is in studio. What's up, Julie Glazer? 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,319 Speaker 3: Hei, Geek Glazer? Thanks for having me? 8 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I love you have a lot to promote, you 9 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 2: know it. Yeah, you're so welcome. So tell everyone about 10 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 2: the things you've been thinking about buying on Craigslist. That's 11 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 2: what you're here to promote, right, the things. I just 12 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 2: want to know what you're thinking that you've been eyeing, 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 2: Like should I get this or on or on eBay 14 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 2: anything like that. I don't know. I'm just thinking of 15 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 2: something you could be promoting. Yeah, there's any big things 16 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 2: coming up? No, not really? Okay, Well you have a 17 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 2: Europe trip. Oh that's right. Yeah, we could promote that. 18 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 2: We're going to see Taylor's with five times. 19 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 3: Yeah. 20 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 2: I don't even know how it happened. I know, I 21 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 2: know it's excessive. I can't stop. It would be seven, 22 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 2: but I have a gig anyway, it's we're going to 23 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:18,479 Speaker 2: Dublin first, but I told them about it last week. 24 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 2: But yeah, we're so excited. 25 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 3: We're so excited. 26 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 2: Are you excited to go to five? Are you secretly 27 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 2: telling Dad like it's a little much. No, it's a 28 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 2: lot for me, but I'm so excited. But if you 29 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 2: do Amsterdam's three days in a row, Dublin and then 30 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 2: we have some days off and then it's Amsterdam three 31 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 2: days shows in a row, and then days off and 32 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 2: then Zurich. Right, if you wanted to take off the 33 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 2: middle Amsterdam day, I would do with that. I would 34 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 2: just give it to some person that I found out 35 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 2: on the stadium that was like looked like they would 36 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 2: like tried really hard and dressed up and just surprise 37 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 2: someone someone that it looks like I would want to 38 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 2: sit with, like got them the whole show. 39 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 3: Well, I mean as as far as it because I'm. 40 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 2: Fine going alone or and I just find a friend. 41 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 3: No, of course. 42 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 2: So yeah, you have that, you have the ability. 43 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 3: To sweet that you say that, I don't know that 44 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 3: I'll need it. 45 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 2: But uh, they're a long shows. 46 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 3: I know, I know, and I am old. 47 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 2: And you're you're had a long life. Yeah, yeah, there's 48 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 2: not more Taylor Swift eras tour shows left. That's how 49 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 2: you measure time. How many all two wells ten minute 50 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,799 Speaker 2: version do you have left to live? It's a good question. 51 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 2: I have outfits though, like because I was like, oh shoot, 52 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 2: I have to plant five different Taylor Swift outfits and 53 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 2: I'm getting a little lazy on them, like I just 54 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 2: you are, which kind of makes it fun because you 55 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,639 Speaker 2: just are like I'll just wear whatever, Like let's see 56 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 2: just how this works. So I just went on. I 57 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,919 Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'll do a nineteen eighty nine look 58 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 2: because she I want to do her new looks that 59 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 2: she's doing for the Airs tours. So she has like 60 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 2: a new nineteen eighty nine look that I did, like 61 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 2: two of the different color schemes from So I have 62 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 2: like this I got on Amazon. It's like this pink 63 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 2: braw tops, yeah, and then with blue like skirt that's 64 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 2: like metallicky. That's like I forget the name of that skirt, 65 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,440 Speaker 2: but it's like a cheerleader skirt kind of but without 66 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:03,079 Speaker 2: second pleats. And then the same top and it's supposed 67 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 2: to be black, but it looks like it's midnight blue 68 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 2: to me. And then a pink starts, so that's two 69 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 2: nights out of the out of the bag. And then 70 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 2: I got this Drew dress on like luluse. This is 71 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,679 Speaker 2: all fast fashion, this is all bad environment. 72 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 3: Yes, but I but you gotta you gotta get. 73 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:22,600 Speaker 2: Of myself and yeah, and I just want it. 74 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 3: Just like you don't have time, like I forget everyone. 75 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 2: Please you. I know you do it too in your 76 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 2: own ways. But yeah, this it doesn't make me feel good. 77 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: No. 78 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 2: This is from Pretty Little Thing, which is basically the 79 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 2: same ship. Really cheap dress but flowy long. That's gonna 80 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 2: be a fun one that's like ever more. And then 81 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 2: there's another. So then orange is this new color she's 82 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 2: been wearing a lot in Torture or in this batch 83 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 2: of shows. So we think there's like a secret album 84 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,320 Speaker 2: coming that was one that she might have released back when, 85 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 2: but something happened so she didn't release it. And we 86 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 2: think it's called Karma, and we think the theme is 87 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 2: gonna be like orange colors because she's been wearing a 88 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 2: lot of orange and like teasing it. Oh my God 89 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 2: is an album that she spray painted on the wall 90 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 2: when she was in the Man video, and she she's 91 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 2: sprayping it all of her album titles, and then there's 92 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 2: one that said Karma and we're like, what's that one? 93 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 2: And you were like, like an orange kind of folks, 94 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 2: that's so cute. And then I have a tortured poets. 95 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 2: But for me, for me, it's in it's in Chris 96 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,039 Speaker 2: is sleeping. It's in my other closet. But I wore 97 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 2: I already wore it to a errors but it's like 98 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,239 Speaker 2: a really flowy thing. It will fit, don't worry. 99 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the problem that that's. 100 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 2: Such the problem that we're dealing with right now. That's 101 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 2: that you are not fitting in my clothes. Yeah, I mean, 102 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,479 Speaker 2: so how is this tube tribute? That really is the problem. 103 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 2: How am I, as a woman in your sixties, should 104 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 2: be expected to have the body of a forty year 105 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 2: old woman who works all the time. You really should 106 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,040 Speaker 2: hold yourself to those standards. 107 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 3: I should. 108 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 2: You shouldn't, Yeah, I probably should. It would be when 109 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 2: can you just let yourself be yourself? I'm like letting 110 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 2: my spray tand go, and I'm just like I think 111 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 2: I'm still gonna do it, but I'm just like I'm 112 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,280 Speaker 2: even before this trip, I'm like I don't think I'm 113 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,840 Speaker 2: gonna spray tand with a trip And I'm like, why 114 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 2: would I spraytanded in Ireland? 115 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 3: This is where this is where they don't they accept this. 116 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 2: In fact, I will look spray hand in Ireland with 117 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 2: my regular because I have that German. I'm Irish German, 118 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 2: so the German side brings maybe a. 119 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 3: That's a little darker than that Irish. 120 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 2: I guess, but no, I'm pretty pasty. And I felt 121 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 2: like over there they don't give a fuck. I mean, 122 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 2: maybe we're there they tan a lot, because I do 123 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 2: know the Brits spraytnd a ton, so they might maybe 124 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 2: they could be into it. There's Brian. He's in some 125 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 2: place that sounds noisy and there's like a fire alarm 126 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 2: going off wherever he is. This is ideal for a 127 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 2: recording space. So Brian didn't have internet today at his apartment. 128 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:52,359 Speaker 2: There's like blackoutsch okay, and so he we had to 129 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 2: find him a conference room. 130 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 3: You're kidding me. 131 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,160 Speaker 2: He went to it and he's there reporting live from 132 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 2: this conference room. I hope over city, I hope it 133 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 2: it was close for you to get to. How are you, Brian? 134 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,480 Speaker 2: Tell us what's going on there. 135 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 1: It's a little echoey in here. It's not really like 136 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: there's a studio. It's kind of like a conference room. 137 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,120 Speaker 1: But hopefully it's not too bad. 138 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 2: It's good arm. Yeah, it sounds horrible when you started. 139 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: But that's that's funny that you say that, because that 140 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 1: was actually you guys, and you heard your son. 141 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 2: Oh, I was like, God, that is God. 142 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 3: God. 143 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 2: Should they should not choose that woman too? And that's 144 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,359 Speaker 2: why it's to like, actually, they should choose it, and 145 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,040 Speaker 2: they want to get you would want to exit the 146 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 2: building during a fire. If you heard my voice good. 147 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,480 Speaker 1: Like an alarm, like someone's saying an alarm like the 148 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: building it really did? 149 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,680 Speaker 2: Uh God, I hate. Don't you hate when there's a 150 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,359 Speaker 2: delay and you can hear your own voice. Yeah, it 151 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 2: makes me like it's like when people decry you right back. Yeah, 152 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,280 Speaker 2: I can't take I. 153 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,480 Speaker 3: Can't take it one second. 154 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, because you feel like you're almost getting like trolled 155 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,840 Speaker 2: by yourself because it's like and then then like it's 156 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:58,200 Speaker 2: repeating right after you, and it's almost like it's mocking you, 157 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:01,159 Speaker 2: and you're just like like, there's somebody. Andrew was really 158 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 2: good at that. Chris is pretty good at it too, 159 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,160 Speaker 2: like saying what you're saying right after you say it, 160 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 2: do you know that it's the most annoying thing to 161 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,279 Speaker 2: ever have happened. 162 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 1: I used to do that in high school, but you'd 163 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 1: be great at it. When I was in high school, 164 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,520 Speaker 1: and remember we had to like read aloud with in 165 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 1: front of the entire class, like they were like, dude, 166 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: let's reachet. 167 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,360 Speaker 2: Yeah. So I was always wanting for ray Pool. I 168 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 2: would count how many till ray Pool because he was 169 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 2: had the best, most soothing asmr. You knew that I 170 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,240 Speaker 2: would like not out like a heroin out when he was, 171 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,040 Speaker 2: and then I'd be like, oh when am I up? 172 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 2: And then the anxiety would start. 173 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,120 Speaker 1: So yes, Brian ray Pool is a great voice for 174 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 1: an ansmr guy too. 175 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,320 Speaker 2: I was always like, do you know your name is 176 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 2: rape Ool? Like, and he was appreciate that. He was 177 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,960 Speaker 2: so cool though. I loved him. And he had connected 178 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 2: ear lobes. His ear lobes were like very connected to 179 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 2: his head, which mine or two and I liked that. 180 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 2: And he was the one that called me a buck 181 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 2: tooth beaver in fifth grade. But it was funny when 182 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,480 Speaker 2: he said it because I asked a barrow a pencil 183 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,120 Speaker 2: from him. And I did that every single day because 184 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 2: I always forgot school supplies and was never prepared, not 185 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 2: because of you, mom, but because of my ADHD. And 186 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,520 Speaker 2: so every day ask him for a paper and pen 187 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 2: and want pencil. And one day he was like and 188 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 2: then when you know, like when you ask someone every 189 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,680 Speaker 2: day in and out, like they always say yes. So 190 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 2: you're like, I guess I can just take it now 191 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 2: because I don't want to bug them. They're doing something 192 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 2: and I know they're going to say yes. So I 193 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 2: just like took it because it was just a piece 194 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 2: of paper out of like you know when those thick 195 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,840 Speaker 2: things or a pencil whatever, And I knew I was 196 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 2: going to give it back if I remembered, And he 197 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,800 Speaker 2: caught me and he was like, what are you doing? 198 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,680 Speaker 2: He was like, you dumb buck toothed pep, why don't 199 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 2: you go in the woods and gnaw down a tree 200 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:40,080 Speaker 2: and make your own pencil? You had that kind of 201 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,480 Speaker 2: and everyone heard and it was devastating, and it was like, oh, no, 202 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 2: I have buck teeth and d I think I did 203 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:53,960 Speaker 2: through the years. It probably I would love to see 204 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,320 Speaker 2: the original recording of what he said to me, but 205 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,360 Speaker 2: he would love it. I love him so much. He's 206 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,520 Speaker 2: so funny. He had the best handwriting. He was so cool. 207 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:03,440 Speaker 2: He was so funny, and we became friends later on. 208 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,640 Speaker 2: I mean this was in fifth grade. 209 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 3: He's still friends. 210 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,200 Speaker 2: No, I don't like. I've talked to people who've talked 211 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 2: to him, and I'm always like, tell Ray I said, hi, 212 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 2: God in the Saint Louis area, he has like kids. Now. 213 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:17,079 Speaker 2: I would love to run to him because I loved him. 214 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 2: He was such a good actor. Yeah. So if you 215 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,840 Speaker 2: know ray Pool, will you guys like shout, will you 216 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,200 Speaker 2: like tell him to hear this podcast and tell him 217 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:25,680 Speaker 2: I'm talking about him, and then I love him. 218 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,040 Speaker 1: I only know rape cool. I don't know Ray though. 219 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:34,080 Speaker 2: Yeah rapeool. I wonder if that was my comeback in 220 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,400 Speaker 2: fifth grade. Well your name has rape in it, and 221 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 2: everyone's just like, what. 222 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,599 Speaker 3: Did I ever think that that? 223 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 2: When you yeah, rape? 224 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 3: Yeah? 225 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,600 Speaker 2: No. I remember in high school people being like, that's 226 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,719 Speaker 2: so weird you notice that. I'm like, how did you 227 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 2: not your name has rape in it? Anyway what you 228 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,360 Speaker 2: were saying about? Uh? Yeah? 229 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:55,360 Speaker 1: In class, I would always look at the last word 230 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,439 Speaker 1: of the sentence or the last word of the paragraph 231 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,720 Speaker 1: and then say it before they got to it, so 232 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 1: they be like, and then the man went to the store, 233 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: what to go look at his products at the store, 234 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,600 Speaker 1: and what the fuck did he just say that? 235 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:08,400 Speaker 3: Wait? 236 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 2: So you say it like out loud, and the whole 237 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 2: class would hear, just my little section. 238 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 1: So they'd all be laughing at because I would go, like, Jonathan. 239 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:22,439 Speaker 2: Did it, like so right before he would say the word. 240 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,280 Speaker 1: It would be like five to seven words before he'd get. 241 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:30,480 Speaker 2: To that word. So weird, Brian, that's so crazy. That's 242 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,200 Speaker 2: such a funny thing to figure out to do. This weekend, 243 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 2: our Ari Fendling was out with us opening and he 244 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 2: revealed something that he does that we were all just 245 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:46,480 Speaker 2: like gobsmacked by. So he gets off on on like 246 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 2: squeeze it, like when he's in the grocery aisle about 247 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:53,440 Speaker 2: check out, touching the chocolates through the wrapper and like 248 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,839 Speaker 2: puncturing them like a little bit so that the person 249 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 2: that gets it will still eat it, like not damaging 250 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,480 Speaker 2: to the point where it's unedible, but the person will 251 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,680 Speaker 2: be a little bit bummed out. And he does it 252 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 2: every time, and his daughter's starting to do it, and 253 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,040 Speaker 2: his wife literally when their line has to be like, 254 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,280 Speaker 2: don't do it, and he's like I can't, and he's 255 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,400 Speaker 2: like I don't and we're like that is on the 256 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,520 Speaker 2: dammer scale of psychopa. 257 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 1: Yahy spreading disappointment amongst the world. 258 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,440 Speaker 2: I know, I go, why do you want to do that? 259 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 2: And then later on, I swear to god he was 260 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,560 Speaker 2: eating at a mammy later that night and someone had 261 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,840 Speaker 2: put like shells that didn't have the mammy in them, 262 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,600 Speaker 2: like old shells back in and he sucked on one 263 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,280 Speaker 2: of them and was like, what the hell did I go? 264 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 2: You got fingling? I was like, that's what they feel like. 265 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,440 Speaker 2: It's like you still like that's the level, And I 266 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,160 Speaker 2: was like, doesn't that suck? Why would you want to 267 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,080 Speaker 2: spread that around? 268 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:41,200 Speaker 1: You? 269 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,880 Speaker 2: Psycho speak on behalf. 270 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 1: Of all Jews Ari, stop doing that? 271 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:46,720 Speaker 3: Yeah. 272 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:50,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, Well we got on the subject matter because we 273 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,880 Speaker 2: were talking about shoplifting and how like that was addicting 274 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:59,000 Speaker 2: even though you didn't want anything that you got, oh, 275 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,319 Speaker 2: even like it just be the adrenaline of like stealing 276 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,200 Speaker 2: something like when I got caught stealing. 277 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,520 Speaker 3: Like it was but that stuff you wanted. 278 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,920 Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It was just stuff that didn't have tags. 279 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,600 Speaker 2: I was just like yeah, Like it was almost like 280 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,440 Speaker 2: it's like it's a store of free stuff if the 281 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,720 Speaker 2: stuff that doesn't have tags like security tags are free. 282 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 3: Oh I see. 283 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,000 Speaker 2: And it'd be like if i'd be like, mom, do 284 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,040 Speaker 2: you like the shirt? It's free, but like it's a 285 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 2: men's large, you'd be like, I'll take it. Maybe I'll 286 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,280 Speaker 2: find someone who will take it. Like That's how I 287 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,840 Speaker 2: thought of thieving as I see it, and I would 288 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 2: probably wouldn't even give it away, like, but I would 289 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,319 Speaker 2: see I just said thieving. 290 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:30,960 Speaker 3: Oh, thieving. 291 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,920 Speaker 2: It was so dumb and compulsive. But as soon as 292 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 2: I got uh caught, I never fun again. Yeah, I 293 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,240 Speaker 2: never did. I never got caught again. 294 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,200 Speaker 3: It's too embarrassing. 295 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,199 Speaker 2: No, no, it's too embarrassing. The risk is too high. 296 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,640 Speaker 2: I got humiliating steeling. 297 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:44,080 Speaker 3: You did. 298 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,720 Speaker 2: How old young I was? 299 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:50,079 Speaker 3: I think I was thirty fourteen. 300 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,679 Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's young enough. That's still kid though. 301 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was in it. I was still 302 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,080 Speaker 3: with it at a mall with. 303 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:59,600 Speaker 2: My friend Connie and she's like, you gotta steal that shirt, 304 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,600 Speaker 2: and I'm like, I blame Connie already, Yeah it was 305 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,160 Speaker 2: her fault. 306 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,040 Speaker 3: But then she was making so much noise. By the 307 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 3: time I had it hidden, the guy outside was like, 308 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,040 Speaker 3: you girls are stealing. We can hear you. 309 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 2: Oh my god. I didn't even wait. You hadn't even 310 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,199 Speaker 2: stolen it yet, and you were like debating it in 311 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:23,160 Speaker 2: the dross. We're preemptively nowhere. This is going on. 312 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,520 Speaker 3: They could tell just by the conversation because I. 313 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 2: Was like, I don't want to steal. She's like just. 314 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,160 Speaker 3: It was so obvious. And then my dad had to 315 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:37,480 Speaker 3: come up and get me. Oh no, I was. I 316 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,760 Speaker 3: was held back. Connie was not because she didn't have 317 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,319 Speaker 3: anything on her, but I had this stupid shirt. 318 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,520 Speaker 2: Down my pants or something. And my dad was like, 319 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:50,079 Speaker 2: They're like, well, mister Burke, we can either send her 320 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,199 Speaker 2: to juvenile or you can take her home. 321 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 3: And he sat there and just looked at me. 322 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,160 Speaker 2: Oh my god, what am I going to do? 323 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 3: Waited and just and and finally it's like, were you crying? Oh, 324 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,680 Speaker 3: crying is not it's the word. 325 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 2: Then I got home and then my sister Peggy was 326 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:11,600 Speaker 2: really mad. She's like, how you put shame on our family? 327 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:14,800 Speaker 1: Family? 328 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,800 Speaker 3: Extreme, Yeah, it was shame on the family, and it 329 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,320 Speaker 3: was really bad. Oh no, it was embarrassing. 330 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,760 Speaker 2: I was like, oh god, yeah, that scares you straight. 331 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,920 Speaker 3: And my mother was so upset with me. 332 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,400 Speaker 2: Of course he was, you know, I was like, oh god, time, 333 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:33,720 Speaker 2: of course. And you were poor. You deserve to steal 334 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,280 Speaker 2: that day. You did not bring shame. It's it's I 335 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,160 Speaker 2: think it's the natural thing to go through. And then 336 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 2: you eventually stopped doing it, but like you needed to. 337 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:45,080 Speaker 2: I stopped immediately. I was like, I would never talk 338 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,720 Speaker 2: doing this again. Oh yeah, embarrassing. 339 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,040 Speaker 1: You brought shame to the family because you didn't get 340 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:50,640 Speaker 1: away with it. 341 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point, and say, your dad definitely 342 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:58,640 Speaker 2: did some thieving and this day to get by something. 343 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,600 Speaker 2: He went. Yeah, first of all, stealing is a form 344 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 2: of lying and everyone does it. But it's yeah, you 345 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,080 Speaker 2: just got busted and it was just great shame. Not 346 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,000 Speaker 2: having ten kids that you can't take care of. There's 347 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,600 Speaker 2: nothing shameful of that. Just keep getting your wife pregnant 348 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,600 Speaker 2: when you know that you have addictions that are going 349 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,040 Speaker 2: to make the family run out of money quicker than 350 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:24,200 Speaker 2: like enough to afford two kids. But keep getting her pregnant. No, 351 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,200 Speaker 2: that sounds like there's no shame in that. 352 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,120 Speaker 1: Getting people pregnant. 353 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 2: But listen, I would even say, he's not a bad guy. 354 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,760 Speaker 2: He did it's not his fault. He was probably fucked 355 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,600 Speaker 2: up from the war. And like, no one talks about 356 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:39,040 Speaker 2: their feelings. There's no one in your generation got raised 357 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 2: by any good like people like your mom was sweet, 358 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,200 Speaker 2: but like she fucked up too, Like it was just 359 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 2: so backwards. 360 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,400 Speaker 3: No, I think my dad was raised by. 361 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 2: Oh he was fucked anyone but your dad of him, 362 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 2: you know, he was you know what you hear about 363 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,240 Speaker 2: a good parent in like the early nineteen hundreds, and 364 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,920 Speaker 2: you're like, what, like my dad read to us every day? 365 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,960 Speaker 2: You go, what a dad read it? In the nineteen twenties. 366 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,240 Speaker 2: It was fucking rare to find a good dad in 367 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,680 Speaker 2: the nineteen twenties. And then even I would go as 368 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,480 Speaker 2: far as like the seventies. 369 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,440 Speaker 3: Atticus Finch or something. 370 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because his wife was dead. That's like my joke. 371 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 2: That's the only time they fucking step up. That's where 372 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,000 Speaker 2: we go, Oh, he's like a mom. But like before then, 373 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,840 Speaker 2: there's no But Atticus was a good example of a 374 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 2: good dad. But all dads could be like, well, I 375 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,120 Speaker 2: don't have to do. 376 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,080 Speaker 3: That because I was a fictional character too. 377 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was everyone. All women were horny for him. 378 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 2: Tell me they weren't, Are you kidding? I was so 379 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,320 Speaker 2: horny for that guy. And I was in the second grade. 380 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,840 Speaker 2: I didn't even have Gregory Pack. Oh yeah, oh god, yeah, 381 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,320 Speaker 2: well seventh grade was when I did the play, but like, yeah, 382 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 2: Gregory Pack. 383 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 3: In that role. Holy shit, Oh here's so yeah. 384 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Lucy k. 385 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,680 Speaker 1: Had a great joke about the parents born in the 386 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,440 Speaker 1: nineteen twenties their parents, how do you expect them to 387 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,920 Speaker 1: be good when their parents were like killing Native Americans openly? 388 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 1: That's just what they did. If you were if you 389 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,600 Speaker 1: were alive in the eighteen nineties, you'd be like, there's 390 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,040 Speaker 1: a Native, there's a Native savage on my lawn, and 391 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 1: they just shoot them. And that was just what you're 392 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 1: expected to do. 393 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 2: It wasn't that long ago. And like even this Weekend 394 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,440 Speaker 2: already made some joke about like, oh, and I'm sure 395 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,720 Speaker 2: they were talking about like some people who weren't smart, 396 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,879 Speaker 2: and they were like, yeah, I'm sure they think the 397 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,200 Speaker 2: Holocaust was in the sixties, and I go, it kind 398 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,400 Speaker 2: of almost was. And he looked at me, like what, 399 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:22,000 Speaker 2: And I was like fifteen years off and it would 400 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 2: have been the sixties. It's not that far how it 401 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:30,240 Speaker 2: was two thousand and nine, Yeah, that's not that If 402 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,320 Speaker 2: you say referencing to two thousand and nine, that's not 403 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,080 Speaker 2: long time. So it basically was the sixties. Like throw 404 00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:37,119 Speaker 2: it all together, like time. 405 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,800 Speaker 3: Is it wasn't that long ago. That's all we know. 406 00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 2: No, nothing, we haven't been around that long, do you know? 407 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,840 Speaker 2: Like if you look at like that whole continuum of 408 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,040 Speaker 2: like the how long life has been or the planet 409 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:52,600 Speaker 2: versus how much humans have been right sand of a 410 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:56,880 Speaker 2: speck of sand right on it like a mile long thing, 411 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 2: it's crazy. 412 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 3: We're nothing. 413 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,399 Speaker 2: David Spade has a really good joke about trying like 414 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,480 Speaker 2: talking about the he talks about the submarine. He goes, 415 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,560 Speaker 2: let's talk about that submarine that went down to the touching. 416 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:10,119 Speaker 2: I missed that crazy little sub I can't stop thinking 417 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,239 Speaker 2: about it. And he's like, because he does this bit 418 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 2: about where he's like, let's talk about things in the news, 419 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,720 Speaker 2: and it's all just like stuff from a year and 420 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,159 Speaker 2: a half ago, you know, But he's talking about the 421 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 2: submarine and he's like, you know, when that happened, they 422 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,000 Speaker 2: had the graph of like how far down they were, 423 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, it's it. That's the Statue of Liberty. Now, 424 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,760 Speaker 2: that's three statue of liberties. That's where sharks get headaches, 425 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 2: Like it starts at that aches is so funny to me. 426 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 2: He does it much better, but it's so funny, but 427 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,520 Speaker 2: him just saying I missed that crazy little sub. I 428 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,000 Speaker 2: wrote that in my phone because I was like, I 429 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,760 Speaker 2: don't know if he'll everybody in a special and I 430 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,800 Speaker 2: wouldn't remember the way he says that forever. 431 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,040 Speaker 3: That's so funny. 432 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:47,200 Speaker 2: I missed that crazy sub that blew up. Oh my god. 433 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:53,119 Speaker 2: My Bill Dixon was some by our friend Brian Bill Dixon. 434 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,240 Speaker 2: One time we had a discussion about what that was 435 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 2: like when those people died, and we all wish it 436 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,960 Speaker 2: was is so fast, but he has this theory that 437 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:07,399 Speaker 2: it wasn't. Oh they say it's was really fast, that 438 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:11,359 Speaker 2: it wasn't okay, and it's so horrifying. And sometimes he'll 439 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,359 Speaker 2: just text me out of the blue like, hey, just 440 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 2: remember that it was likely. And I don't even want 441 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 2: to describe because I don't want to put this in 442 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 2: people's heads that any humans experience because it's so dark. 443 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:25,119 Speaker 2: But just imagine what would happen if it's suddenly just 444 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,399 Speaker 2: lost power and just started nose diving to the to 445 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,400 Speaker 2: the bottom of the ocean very slowly, and the egg 446 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,760 Speaker 2: slowly and uh, you know there's only one bathroom on 447 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,920 Speaker 2: the thing. In the bathroom's at the top that's all 448 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 2: spilling like they're just all in the bottom of this 449 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,040 Speaker 2: thing that's kind of like a torpedo shape, right, and 450 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:50,040 Speaker 2: it's just going down slowly, and they all know their died, Like, well, 451 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,160 Speaker 2: I just put it out there. So anyway, sometimes he'll 452 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,399 Speaker 2: just like text me this like almost like he's writing 453 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,399 Speaker 2: a script of what the movie would look like, and 454 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,360 Speaker 2: I'm just like, still, it's really, Oh my god, it's 455 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 2: fun for sounds funny then yeah, but I uh, we're 456 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,960 Speaker 2: talking about crazy. Oh yeah, we're gonna go We're gonna 457 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,679 Speaker 2: go to break And I'm so sorry to leave that 458 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,520 Speaker 2: though on your heads. Listen to listen. 459 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,399 Speaker 3: I have other thoughts in my hear you up. 460 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,439 Speaker 2: Okay, we'll get to those. 461 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:13,719 Speaker 3: Notes I wouldn't even repeat. 462 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,119 Speaker 2: All right, we're back. Wait, what's one thought that you 463 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,760 Speaker 2: met circles through your mind? That's so bad? 464 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,560 Speaker 3: One? No, your Dan and I were watching the boys 465 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:24,320 Speaker 3: last night. 466 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:28,399 Speaker 1: Do you watch that, Brian No, I think it probably 467 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,640 Speaker 1: got a little bit better after the first few episodes 468 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 1: and I checked out too soon, gave up. 469 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 3: It's really good, but there's some really graphic scenes in 470 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:41,199 Speaker 3: some of these and it's like this one scene I 471 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,800 Speaker 3: will never be able to get out of my head. 472 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 3: No really, Yeah, it's I think it's permeated my brain. 473 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,440 Speaker 2: What does it involve? Can you give us something? 474 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:53,520 Speaker 3: It involves this one uh super here what they call 475 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:58,520 Speaker 3: him superheroes, but this one guy who can divide himself, divide, divide, divide, 476 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,920 Speaker 3: and then I don't even to repeat it, but they 477 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:06,800 Speaker 3: are all giving each other sex, you know, lined up 478 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:10,280 Speaker 3: and they're all exactly the same person, but they're all 479 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,480 Speaker 3: in love with this one woman superhero said, they all 480 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 3: are getting off on this one. 481 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,199 Speaker 2: Do you even imagine what you're talking about? Is it 482 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:17,919 Speaker 2: like they're all. 483 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,199 Speaker 3: Person they're all Yeah, they're all the exact same but 484 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,520 Speaker 3: they can divide themselves. 485 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 2: So they're all banging each other. 486 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,320 Speaker 3: They're not banging each other, they're doing something else, blowing 487 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,800 Speaker 3: now eating. 488 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,640 Speaker 2: Oh eating ass? Yes, Oh so it's human centipede. 489 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,439 Speaker 3: Yeah, I always that something. 490 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,840 Speaker 2: Talk about things you don't want to think about when 491 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,560 Speaker 2: came out, I was like, I'm reading anything, I would 492 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,600 Speaker 2: remember where I was. I was in bed in a story. 493 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,440 Speaker 3: I'm sorry anybody I like this described. 494 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,560 Speaker 2: Everyone knows human centipede, and you can I just describe. 495 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,719 Speaker 1: Human worse than so much worse what she's describing as 496 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 1: consensual ass eating, which I. 497 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:12,520 Speaker 2: Think, yeah, like to themselves, okay, human centipede. This is wild. 498 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,720 Speaker 2: It's a horror movie, okay. And these somehow, these three 499 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,679 Speaker 2: people end up at this crazy guy's. I don't know 500 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,200 Speaker 2: how they end up there, but this crazy guy sedates 501 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,280 Speaker 2: them and they wake up. 502 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,080 Speaker 3: And oh, I don't want to know. 503 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 2: Their faces are stitched to the asshole of the person 504 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,680 Speaker 2: in front of them. Stitched so it's a human centipede. 505 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 2: So their open mouths are right on the anus so 506 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:47,280 Speaker 2: that when that person they it's going there, and then 507 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:52,480 Speaker 2: someone is on the back of them stitch And yes, 508 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,320 Speaker 2: how are you not blacking out? The first time I 509 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,680 Speaker 2: heard this, I couldn't even But it's not real? No, 510 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,639 Speaker 2: But I mean like that's someone thought of that and 511 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:04,000 Speaker 2: then made a movie where you see it. Yeah, yeah, 512 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,560 Speaker 2: it sits that visual if you have if you see 513 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,399 Speaker 2: it I saw this. 514 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, and now I'm kind of like. 515 00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:13,120 Speaker 2: Oh god, I think even thinking it. Yeah, it's really 516 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,359 Speaker 2: Did you watch the movie, Brian? 517 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,359 Speaker 1: Of course I did it. You did the first. 518 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,879 Speaker 3: Person that I don't want ever want it literally. 519 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,600 Speaker 1: Called human Centipede. The first person is being force fed, 520 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,000 Speaker 1: also so that they have to ship. 521 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,399 Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, O my god. 522 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,960 Speaker 1: The big debate in middle school was where would you 523 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,520 Speaker 1: rather be in the Human Centipede? 524 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,160 Speaker 3: I was just going to ask, you know, you knew 525 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,359 Speaker 3: about this in high school. 526 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,760 Speaker 2: You want to be the I want to be middle school. 527 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,080 Speaker 2: I want to be force fed. I mean, I don't 528 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,840 Speaker 2: want to do that to my friends. But I mean, 529 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,320 Speaker 2: of course you want to be the first one. 530 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,639 Speaker 3: Of course you want to be the first one. 531 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to Yeah, that's it. I mean, 532 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,119 Speaker 2: the worst is the. 533 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,639 Speaker 3: Never heard of anything like this? 534 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,360 Speaker 1: Well, is the middle any worse than the last one? 535 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,800 Speaker 1: I mean, is it is it really that bad that 536 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,359 Speaker 1: you're shitting into someone else's mouth? 537 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 2: It would just hurt, the stitches would hurt. On the stitches, 538 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,160 Speaker 2: you have one less pair of stitches. 539 00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. But the farther back you go, the 540 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,359 Speaker 1: farther back you go, you're also getting just like reprocessed 541 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,639 Speaker 1: and eaten and digested. 542 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Speaker 2: Okay, well let's talk about the trad is. We're going 543 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:22,040 Speaker 2: to Dublin, We're going to Amsterdam, We're going to. 544 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,080 Speaker 1: Zurich where Human Centipede took place with. 545 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,439 Speaker 2: It's not far off from where I think this is 546 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,399 Speaker 2: all set. This is why I don't like horror films. 547 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,560 Speaker 2: Why would anyone subject themselves to this. There's a new 548 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 2: one with Nick Nicholas Cage where it's like people were 549 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,240 Speaker 2: puking in the aisles. I don't I don't like four 550 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,920 Speaker 2: women miscarried during the trailer. It's like it's they keep 551 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 2: trying to like up themselves, like this is the sickest 552 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,200 Speaker 2: thing you'll ever see. 553 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 3: Now, Why I don't get it? I don't like. I 554 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:56,159 Speaker 3: have probably seen five horror movies in my life, and 555 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,320 Speaker 3: I refused Scarry. 556 00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,320 Speaker 2: But we were just talking about Scream the other day 557 00:24:59,320 --> 00:24:59,760 Speaker 2: and how. 558 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,600 Speaker 3: Perfect that I would never watch bad. 559 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,800 Speaker 2: It's so good. I don't care because you don't understand. 560 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,879 Speaker 2: You watch my mom's This is so ironic because my 561 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:15,240 Speaker 2: mom's favorite shows are like hardcore ones, the ones that 562 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,760 Speaker 2: are like gruesome and get into details and shows are 563 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:25,879 Speaker 2: real though, Yeah, okay Ari calling Aris psychopathic, denting a 564 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:30,360 Speaker 2: kit cat. This, you know, I get when I get resolved. 565 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,520 Speaker 2: But you like watching like Law and Order and stuff 566 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,000 Speaker 2: that's not real. 567 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:33,600 Speaker 3: I don't watch it. 568 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,320 Speaker 2: I don't either to. 569 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't, and I don't watch anything. 570 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,680 Speaker 2: I tell you this, This new Jake Gyllenhall thing, what's 571 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,760 Speaker 2: going on? Presumed innocent? Good show, Good show on Apple. 572 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:47,560 Speaker 2: Check that out. 573 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,600 Speaker 1: It's really a waste of time to smash a kit 574 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,159 Speaker 1: cat because they are They're impossible to eat. They always 575 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,679 Speaker 1: melt too quickly and stick to the wrappers. Yeah, you 576 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,600 Speaker 1: need a big cat. As we all know, the big 577 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,080 Speaker 1: cat cat. Kitd cats are useless. 578 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,640 Speaker 2: I kind of liked big cat is just a giant. 579 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 1: Kit Cats melt too quickly and then you open the 580 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,400 Speaker 1: wrapper and it's just a mush of humans and the peache. Shit. 581 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,560 Speaker 2: No, no, they don't melt too quickly if you just 582 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,200 Speaker 2: meet them in a room temperature and you don't travel 583 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,800 Speaker 2: all over with them. And also if you just eat 584 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:21,679 Speaker 2: them as soon as you get them, feverishly and very fast, 585 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,800 Speaker 2: before they have time to melt. 586 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,520 Speaker 3: If like I opened mind and mine he had a 587 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,159 Speaker 3: finger indentation in it. 588 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,199 Speaker 2: I'd ate it, but i'd be passed. 589 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,640 Speaker 3: I would march it back. Yeah. 590 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,840 Speaker 2: Probably, it just like makes people's lives. It's just more 591 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,439 Speaker 2: a little angst written and when you're buying something to 592 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,320 Speaker 2: like sorry, oh no, we told to believe me. I'm 593 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,160 Speaker 2: not got shamed out of shame. 594 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,080 Speaker 1: He's never going to hit their family. Shamed family shame. 595 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,399 Speaker 2: He bt shame upon his family. 596 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,800 Speaker 1: That day, I did get to watch something yesterday that 597 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,720 Speaker 1: I think was interesting. Yeah, speaking of like going back 598 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,840 Speaker 1: to two thousand and nine, I went back to twenty 599 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,480 Speaker 1: sixteen and I watched Dave Chappelle SNL monologue. Do you 600 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:06,520 Speaker 1: remember that it was like the day after Trump got elected, 601 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,639 Speaker 1: where two days after Trump got elected, really Dave Chappelle 602 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,040 Speaker 1: was the host of SNL and he did like a 603 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,000 Speaker 1: state of the Nation type monologue on SML. God, yes, 604 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,960 Speaker 1: it was so interesting. And then four years later in 605 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:24,040 Speaker 1: twenty twenty, after Biden got elected, he was hosting SNL again. 606 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 607 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I watched those two back to back 608 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:32,240 Speaker 1: and it was like it was fascinating. Well, if you 609 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,080 Speaker 1: if you're considering, if you're trying to figure out who 610 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:36,399 Speaker 1: you want to vote for, let's just put it that 611 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,359 Speaker 1: way in twenty twenty four, go back and watch the 612 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,120 Speaker 1: monologue from twenty sixteen, because you might forget what your 613 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,520 Speaker 1: state of mind was like during that time. And watching 614 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,160 Speaker 1: that monologue from twenty sixteen will put you right back 615 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,479 Speaker 1: into where you were, and it'll it'll make you when 616 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,160 Speaker 1: when he was just elected, and it'll make you remember like, oh, 617 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,000 Speaker 1: this is this might not be what I want. 618 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,199 Speaker 2: To go by. It scary, Yeah, I got did what 619 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,639 Speaker 2: were some points that he made or said? 620 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,840 Speaker 1: Well, what was interesting was and then twenty sixteen monologue, 621 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,679 Speaker 1: he's like, I'm going to give Trump a chance, like 622 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,560 Speaker 1: he deserves a chance. 623 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Everyone was kind of like cool. 624 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,360 Speaker 1: Our mindset was like this, this is crazy that he won. 625 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,560 Speaker 1: Or we didn't really like Hillary, she was a bad candidate. 626 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,280 Speaker 1: And then you know, we all thought Trump was crazy 627 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,199 Speaker 1: and obviously had like the grab the pussy stuff and 628 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,919 Speaker 1: things like that. We're all like, this probably is not 629 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,679 Speaker 1: a good decision. But I think even me back in 630 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,200 Speaker 1: twenty sixteen was like, I'm going to give him a shot, 631 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,560 Speaker 1: like he could wind up being okay, or it's not 632 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,320 Speaker 1: going to be I didn't think initially it was going 633 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,159 Speaker 1: to be an epic disaster. So I was on I 634 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,600 Speaker 1: was like Chappelle. But then in twenty twenty, Chappelle comes 635 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 1: back and now Biden's elected, and I think watching that 636 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,800 Speaker 1: also just puts you back in that headspace what it 637 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,840 Speaker 1: was like the day after Biden was elected. And I 638 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:54,160 Speaker 1: think overall the takeaway is like, I just don't want 639 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 1: to talk about politics anymore, and I don't either. I 640 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,680 Speaker 1: don't want the chaos, and so the relief of just 641 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,280 Speaker 1: like a normal guy was was. 642 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,960 Speaker 2: What we all were seeking in that moment. Oh, I 643 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,680 Speaker 2: remember that so much. The day Trump was elected, I 644 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 2: had to go on Chelsea Handler's Netflix show. She had 645 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:17,920 Speaker 2: a talk show on Netflix, and Hilary is supposed to win, right, 646 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,640 Speaker 2: so it was supposed to be like this, like amazing day. 647 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:25,080 Speaker 2: Barbara Boxer the was on California's Senator. Yeah, and then 648 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:31,520 Speaker 2: Chelsea's best friend who played Marsha not no, not, I 649 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,000 Speaker 2: forget her name, shit, it's her best friend, but she's 650 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,080 Speaker 2: an actress. Sorry, I forgot her name for some reason. 651 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,760 Speaker 2: I'm thinking of Marsha Brady, but that's like not who, Yeah, 652 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,080 Speaker 2: but she like reminds me of either Christine Taylor or 653 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,040 Speaker 2: the girl who plays Marspredy anyway, she was on too. 654 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,120 Speaker 2: We show up and everyone's and I'm like, oh, I 655 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:56,440 Speaker 2: should find like a funeral, funereal type like place like 656 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 2: thing to wear in front of my like like Jackie 657 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,440 Speaker 2: oh like just like because they were all we they 658 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,960 Speaker 2: we did creative going there, like Chelsea is like really 659 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,480 Speaker 2: bombed and this show is gonna be tough, and so 660 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,560 Speaker 2: I decided to lean into that to just be funny 661 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,280 Speaker 2: because they were like, we're gonna need you to bring 662 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,640 Speaker 2: the comedy because Chelsea can't right now. And I walked 663 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,200 Speaker 2: out and Chelsea didn't say anything about my outfit, and 664 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,160 Speaker 2: so I was like she was just too like she 665 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:25,000 Speaker 2: was stricken to be funny or like even i'd be like, oh, 666 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,560 Speaker 2: Nicky's wearing a joke like it just wasn't the time. 667 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,480 Speaker 2: So I felt like I bombed so much on that 668 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,120 Speaker 2: show that day. 669 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:35,200 Speaker 3: And then she didn't acknowledge it. 670 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 2: It was just like it just. 671 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,080 Speaker 3: Marbara Boxer didn't acknowledge it. 672 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,920 Speaker 2: I ended up saying something about it because I was like, 673 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,840 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna just sit here act like I chose 674 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 2: to wear this, like I think I made the joke 675 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,120 Speaker 2: that I was gonna wear this either way. I just 676 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,560 Speaker 2: think this is a cool style or something it was 677 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:53,400 Speaker 2: I don't remember, but yeah, uh, I rarely go back 678 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,880 Speaker 2: and revisit things, but I will say, and I said 679 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,440 Speaker 2: it on last week's episode, I am so like comedy wise, 680 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,280 Speaker 2: I think things don't hold up as much as you 681 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,080 Speaker 2: want them to, even in a short amount of time. 682 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,240 Speaker 2: Jimmy Glick holds up so fucking well. And I think 683 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,920 Speaker 2: it might be the funniest thing that's ever been. 684 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,480 Speaker 3: You know how I feel about him? 685 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, you got me into him. I used to have 686 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:15,120 Speaker 2: that comedy show hard interview people and that now that 687 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,920 Speaker 2: he is coming back with the have all the Yeah, 688 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,800 Speaker 2: we had them all. We loved it so good? Or Brian, 689 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,520 Speaker 2: were you wear into Jimmy Glick before him? 690 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,120 Speaker 1: Yes, of course, jim Click. 691 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,920 Speaker 2: I think it's one of the funniest things. 692 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,760 Speaker 3: It's one of the facts. I haven't liked that hard 693 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,320 Speaker 3: for a while. 694 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, and just watching I will watch anything that anybody 695 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,800 Speaker 2: that does in that character. And Mark Shore really in 696 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,480 Speaker 2: anything the bloopers, he there's a lego, not a bloopers, 697 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 2: but him roasting Conan throughout the years. That is an 698 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,360 Speaker 2: amazing compilation that people should go watch. 699 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,080 Speaker 3: You know he's hosting this week. 700 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,480 Speaker 2: For kim All. 701 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, cool, he's doing a pretty good. 702 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,760 Speaker 1: Jimmy Glick had his own show for a. 703 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,640 Speaker 2: While, yeah on Comedy Central. Yeah, that's pretty so funny. 704 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,000 Speaker 2: I just love when he stuffs his face with don't. 705 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,680 Speaker 2: I love when he shifts in his chair and then 706 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,240 Speaker 2: the chair will topple over. I'm obsessed. I've been watching 707 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,840 Speaker 2: a lot of NORM compilations as well, and those have 708 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,040 Speaker 2: been really fun. And it's so funny because my friend 709 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,720 Speaker 2: Sean O'Connor, who I'm like, bring on the road with me, 710 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:19,280 Speaker 2: is like my writing helping me write some stuff. He 711 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 2: is I will fall asleep to like a NORM compilation 712 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,239 Speaker 2: that's like ten hours long, no joke, no, like no, 713 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,200 Speaker 2: those are the Joan Rivers one is ten hours long. 714 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,480 Speaker 2: I'm getting through. I'm like slowly working my way through 715 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,840 Speaker 2: ten hours of her on Howard Stern, Wow, because I'm like, 716 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,560 Speaker 2: I just would absorb everything and that's where people are 717 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,080 Speaker 2: most free in themselves and like she's just amazing on 718 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,840 Speaker 2: that and he loved her so much so and I 719 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:42,360 Speaker 2: love him. But anyway, the NORM ones I'm listening and Sean, 720 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,280 Speaker 2: my friend, who have known since we met on MySpace 721 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:49,320 Speaker 2: two thousand and six, I've known him. He's on all 722 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,360 Speaker 2: of these Norm interviews because Norm would bring him on 723 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,000 Speaker 2: the road to open for him and then would bring 724 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,680 Speaker 2: him to all these TV interviews, these like local TV interviews. 725 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,680 Speaker 2: So Sean's just like in all these clips. No, I 726 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,520 Speaker 2: like you, no, But I mean I knew he toured 727 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,000 Speaker 2: with Norm, but I wouldn't be watching like Wake Up Toronto, 728 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,520 Speaker 2: Like I would have never seen that ever unless someone 729 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,960 Speaker 2: put it into a compilation. So it's like kind of 730 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,680 Speaker 2: fun to see your friend like end up in these things. 731 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,680 Speaker 2: And man, Norm is so fucking funny. It seems like 732 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:20,320 Speaker 2: such a nice guy. Yeah, so I've been watching that, 733 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,280 Speaker 2: and then Chris and I are watching the Dallas Cowboys 734 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,920 Speaker 2: UH documentary, which is really good, really well done, and 735 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,880 Speaker 2: I recommend it to everyone. I think now that you're like, yeah, 736 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,320 Speaker 2: it doesn't even talk about football. It's like, really, I 737 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 2: wish they talked more about football actually, but they're not 738 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,600 Speaker 2: allowed to fraternize with football players. These girls can't catch 739 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,360 Speaker 2: a break. They don't get paid a lot. They work 740 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,800 Speaker 2: their asses off. They all have like two year lads 741 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:46,680 Speaker 2: and they yeah, it's so hard and top it all off, 742 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,440 Speaker 2: you don't even have a chance to marry one of 743 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,920 Speaker 2: these fucking football players. Really, Yeah, because they're not allowed 744 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:56,960 Speaker 2: to fratenize with them, which I guess means haze them, Uh, 745 00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,000 Speaker 2: make them carry an egg between their asshaaks. I'm thinking 746 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,240 Speaker 2: a frat fraternize. I think that's what they do, kesands 747 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,440 Speaker 2: with them. 748 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,760 Speaker 1: Smack their asses with a big wooden paddle. 749 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,360 Speaker 2: What's so? What's that to me is kind of a 750 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,799 Speaker 2: just a dated bullshit thing of like a rule of like, 751 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,160 Speaker 2: these women are going to throw these men off their game. 752 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,799 Speaker 2: They're going to distract them. 753 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 1: They're gonna start fighting each other for the the woman's love. 754 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:30,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, why can't they try to fun the wat. 755 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,160 Speaker 1: Them sound like those football players are all virgins, like 756 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:36,319 Speaker 1: a bunch of virgin nerves that tits, and they're likeane, it. 757 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 2: Will it be just it will be distracting if they're 758 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,400 Speaker 2: like the guys on the sidelines and see his lady 759 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,080 Speaker 2: like pom poming out there, like that could be a distraction. 760 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,440 Speaker 1: But they also have their wives and girlfriends exactly. 761 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,279 Speaker 3: I don't get them them. 762 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,759 Speaker 2: I don't get it. I think it's actually a way 763 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,720 Speaker 2: to like you women will don't ever want to deserve, 764 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,440 Speaker 2: don't want this job for anything except the love of dance, 765 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:57,840 Speaker 2: because there's nothing else in it. 766 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:58,640 Speaker 1: For the money. 767 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,720 Speaker 2: You get to wear boots, get to wear an outfit. 768 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,759 Speaker 2: We'll make that outfit fit your body perfectly. But and 769 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,000 Speaker 2: we will, you know, give you locker and we'll give 770 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,760 Speaker 2: you, you know, seventy dollars a game or whatever the fuck. 771 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:13,120 Speaker 1: They did you learn? Did these girls get to promote 772 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:16,360 Speaker 1: themselves as Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders like on social media? Or 773 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,480 Speaker 1: do I drew like a can they go to a 774 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,880 Speaker 1: car wash or something like that and make make money? 775 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:25,160 Speaker 2: Because that I don't know about appearances. I would think 776 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,600 Speaker 2: that all is run through the Dallas Cowboys organization and 777 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,360 Speaker 2: that they take the money from that. I would almost 778 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,080 Speaker 2: be I'm certain of it. 779 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:35,040 Speaker 3: Do you think this is as the board for football teams? 780 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,759 Speaker 2: This is just all I. 781 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,600 Speaker 1: Only know a lot of the teams don't even have 782 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:39,480 Speaker 1: cheerleaders anymore. 783 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,040 Speaker 2: They eliminated because they can't afford it. Because these guys 784 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,600 Speaker 2: a little bit more when you like, they have so 785 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,960 Speaker 2: much money that they don't that they hold out on 786 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,560 Speaker 2: these girls. And in this whole documentary is about we 787 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,399 Speaker 2: take this, so we take this seriously. You should take 788 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,400 Speaker 2: them seriously. And it's like, well then why aren't they paid? Wow? 789 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,040 Speaker 2: At all? What I'm to take I'm supposed to take 790 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,200 Speaker 2: them seriously as athletes. I'm supposed to take them seriously 791 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,120 Speaker 2: as women who do good for the community and empower 792 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,760 Speaker 2: young women and and and and take them so seriously 793 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,879 Speaker 2: like this, this, this Netflix documentary is shot like it's 794 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,760 Speaker 2: like the Olympics, Like it really is the Olympics of dancing. 795 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,200 Speaker 2: To make this as far as you can make in 796 00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,000 Speaker 2: this kind of it's a special kind of dance. It's 797 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,960 Speaker 2: hyper competitive. Yeah, we're not gonna pay them, so I 798 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,920 Speaker 2: call bullshit. I think these women need to get paid more. 799 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,360 Speaker 2: I think this whole documentary is like kind of making 800 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,120 Speaker 2: us love the Dallas Cowboys and have so it's such 801 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,640 Speaker 2: a brand, brand brand Dallas Cowboys. I mean I even 802 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,080 Speaker 2: want to go to a Dallas Cowboys game so I 803 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,719 Speaker 2: can see these girls. Pay the fucking cheerleaders now, because 804 00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,480 Speaker 2: now you're gonna get fans of these girls from the 805 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:47,120 Speaker 2: Netflix show. Pay them to whatever they're making right now. 806 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:52,240 Speaker 2: You could more than you could, you could times a hundred, 807 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,080 Speaker 2: you could afford to do that just cut back on 808 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,560 Speaker 2: one of the markups of your popcorns. One player, make 809 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,839 Speaker 2: your popcorn one dollar more and play all literally make 810 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,279 Speaker 2: your large popcorn one dollar more and pay all of 811 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,000 Speaker 2: the girls triple what you pay them, because that literally 812 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:14,520 Speaker 2: would cover that. But by far, make that the special. Yeah, 813 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,000 Speaker 2: that's what I'm saying. It would triple. I would pay 814 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,120 Speaker 2: for it, So there you go. Then it'll pay for it. 815 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,800 Speaker 3: They probably can't even hold another job. 816 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:25,320 Speaker 2: But they like it because it's servitude. They like, I'm sorry, 817 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,920 Speaker 2: I love this show and I would dream of being 818 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,840 Speaker 2: a dollas cowboys cheerleader. But they are using these women 819 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,319 Speaker 2: and they make them do things that ruin and wreck 820 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,560 Speaker 2: their bodies, and then they spit them out, and these 821 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,719 Speaker 2: women don't really have another plan and they can't really. Yes, 822 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:40,680 Speaker 2: these women are incredible, and a lot of them are 823 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,840 Speaker 2: working two jobs while doing this, and they find it 824 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,799 Speaker 2: to be an honor and they never fucking blank, none 825 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,080 Speaker 2: of them ever complain even once. I'm the only one 826 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,239 Speaker 2: complaining about this, I guarantee you. But they then they 827 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,440 Speaker 2: they have to have those other jobs because they have 828 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,960 Speaker 2: nothing after this spit out. Yes, they get to come 829 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,160 Speaker 2: back as veterans and march in and like welcome the 830 00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,880 Speaker 2: new girls and give a little speech about how much 831 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,000 Speaker 2: and you get to kind of like come to some 832 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,600 Speaker 2: of the bridal showers and things and stay connected like 833 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,840 Speaker 2: through the veteran program. But you got fucked. They should 834 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,920 Speaker 2: have paid you more. You worked your asses off. You 835 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,560 Speaker 2: are now a commodity for them big time. After this 836 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:17,239 Speaker 2: Netflix show, girls get together, team up and ask for 837 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,399 Speaker 2: more unionize. 838 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,560 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I mean they could for the Dallas Cowboys care. 839 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,000 Speaker 1: There's such an institution. Other teams realized that if they 840 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,400 Speaker 1: got rid of the cheerleaders, nobody would care, and so 841 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:29,399 Speaker 1: they just got rid of them. 842 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, but not the Dallas Cowboys. These DCCs people need you. 843 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:36,040 Speaker 2: You have you have power, fames and especially after the show, 844 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,120 Speaker 2: like there's we we want to go see the girls 845 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,040 Speaker 2: that we saw on the show. So girls get paid, 846 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,560 Speaker 2: get paid, and you know who else I hope it 847 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:47,520 Speaker 2: got paid. Hey was the I'm sorry to say it, 848 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,279 Speaker 2: you know that debt Netflix Stock tell them you love me. 849 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,279 Speaker 2: It's really controversial, but it's about this woman who was 850 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,319 Speaker 2: helping a disabled man who is nonverbal and had never 851 00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,000 Speaker 2: spoken in his life, and she does this kind of 852 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,319 Speaker 2: therapy assisted therapy where they hold their hand and the 853 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,719 Speaker 2: person like spells out something okay and communicate, well, they 854 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,200 Speaker 2: kind of. Then she falls in love with this guy 855 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,880 Speaker 2: who's nonverbal. Wow, it's inconclusive, even though it's found by 856 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,400 Speaker 2: law that she did take advantage of him, and she 857 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,040 Speaker 2: was sentenced to eight years in prison because they thought 858 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,239 Speaker 2: they determined that he doesn't know how to communicate it all, 859 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,120 Speaker 2: and she was moving his hand, but she, in her mind, 860 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,920 Speaker 2: I do believe, thinks that he was in love with her. 861 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,400 Speaker 2: She didn't know that she was controlling his hand. It's insane. 862 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,399 Speaker 3: What did she take advantage of? Though? 863 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 2: Because he's disabled? 864 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,960 Speaker 3: I know, but what eight years in prison for? What? 865 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,200 Speaker 2: For raping a disabled person? 866 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,040 Speaker 3: She raped him? 867 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:39,399 Speaker 2: They had sex rape, but even kissing, I mean it's 868 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,759 Speaker 2: not okay, like even doing anything with a disabled person 869 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,080 Speaker 2: that isn't something that they either. 870 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:48,360 Speaker 1: And then you just move and I wonder, yes, like 871 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,360 Speaker 1: if you could do that to like a Helen Keller 872 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,040 Speaker 1: type and I wonder if that hurts. 873 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,920 Speaker 2: That's why I look back on Helen Keller and I'm like, 874 00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:59,560 Speaker 2: I'm suspicious now if that was even I'm honestly because 875 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,680 Speaker 2: they kind of discovered that a lot of this assisted 876 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,319 Speaker 2: therapies where these people are learning to talk for the 877 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,759 Speaker 2: first time because these therapists hold their hand and they 878 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,719 Speaker 2: kind of direct the thing that a lot of these 879 00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,759 Speaker 2: therapists don't even know that they are actually assisting them 880 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,960 Speaker 2: because they'll show the therapist a picture. They'll show the 881 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,120 Speaker 2: patient of picture and the therapists will do the hat, 882 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,919 Speaker 2: but they'll show a picture of grapes to the thing 883 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,000 Speaker 2: and and the and they'll go, Okay, what did you see? 884 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,799 Speaker 2: And she writes hat and the woman did. 885 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,000 Speaker 1: She's like, she's like, help me, help me, and the 886 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:34,560 Speaker 1: assistance like she's saying water she yeah, I think it's 887 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:39,400 Speaker 1: anything you know, but didn't didn't she write books for 888 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,440 Speaker 1: Helen Keller mixing that. 889 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, But I'm saying like that that could have been 890 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:47,120 Speaker 2: Annie her helper, right, is what I'm saying. Like, No, 891 00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,759 Speaker 2: I'm not saying that. But now that you kind of 892 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,879 Speaker 2: piece this apart, you go like, oh, like they they 893 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,960 Speaker 2: they're the only ones that can understand the language they've 894 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,400 Speaker 2: invented to speak to this person. They could just tell 895 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,799 Speaker 2: us anything they want, what. 896 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,240 Speaker 3: Cocoa or whatever. 897 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,840 Speaker 2: Didn't he love Robin Williams, Yeah, he did. It looks 898 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,919 Speaker 2: like he loved Jack and Hook. I know Robin Williams. 899 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,120 Speaker 2: Robin Williams, I will say, I say anytime his name 900 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,319 Speaker 2: comes up. He did not commit suicide. His brain had 901 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:19,640 Speaker 2: a brain disease that caused him to commit to dementia. 902 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,480 Speaker 1: I mean, which one of the worst types that you 903 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,320 Speaker 1: can have in a very body dementia. 904 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,440 Speaker 2: Yes, and it is horrible. And when he was finally autopsy, 905 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,680 Speaker 2: they said his dementia was worse than any they'd seen 906 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,680 Speaker 2: in a living person. The guy who did it was like, 907 00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,680 Speaker 2: I've never seen this advance of a disease. That's how 908 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,560 Speaker 2: good his brain was that he was operating to that point. 909 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Speaker 2: But it usually ends in something like this. But I 910 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,880 Speaker 2: will say that if you commit suicide, no matter what, 911 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,799 Speaker 2: there's something wrong with your brain. So it doesn't like 912 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,040 Speaker 2: take away from suicide was the means by which he died. 913 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,359 Speaker 2: But it's his brain's fault, not his He didn't want. 914 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,640 Speaker 2: It's like when people are like depression knows no bounds 915 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,359 Speaker 2: and he's always like in one of those pictures of 916 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,560 Speaker 2: like a smiling celebrity, like you don't know who has depression. 917 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,919 Speaker 2: Like I agree with that statement, but he doesn't fit. 918 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,680 Speaker 2: He wasn't a depressed person. I mean, I think he 919 00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,520 Speaker 2: probably was because he was an addict. So like he was, 920 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,680 Speaker 2: say depressed because he was out of control in his brain. 921 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,359 Speaker 2: It could have been that, but it could have been 922 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,200 Speaker 2: like the disease makes you do that. 923 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,200 Speaker 1: Who knows it makes you hallucinate, and he was hallucinating 924 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:20,960 Speaker 1: and you lose your ability to make cognitive thought, and 925 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Speaker 1: like that's like a curse beyond comprehension for someone like 926 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,399 Speaker 1: Robin Williams, when you're just not as crisp as you're 927 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,920 Speaker 1: celebrated for being the fastest mind in the comedy world. 928 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,239 Speaker 2: True, Brian, he lost the one thing that. 929 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,160 Speaker 1: He's like, it's one of my worst fears, even though 930 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,480 Speaker 1: losing his arm had anybody. But yeah, it's one of 931 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,880 Speaker 1: my worst fears to lose that aspect. Like there are 932 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,400 Speaker 1: certain dementias or like Parkinson's disease and stuff like that. 933 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,280 Speaker 1: You you lose your bodily ability, but your mental ability 934 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,480 Speaker 1: stays the same. I think, oh no, that to me 935 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,320 Speaker 1: is better than losing your mental ability. 936 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,800 Speaker 2: Oh but the other one. You don't even know what's happening. Hopefully, 937 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,040 Speaker 2: let's go to break and talk about lighter things when 938 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:57,880 Speaker 2: we get back. 939 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,400 Speaker 1: Speaking of Robin Williams, I watched or rewatch The bird Cage. 940 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,160 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Jathan Lane. 941 00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:07,399 Speaker 1: That holds up big time. 942 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,840 Speaker 2: I remember really enjoying that at an age where I 943 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,200 Speaker 2: was like, I don't even think I'm supposed to like 944 00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,719 Speaker 2: that this. Yeah, I was like seventh grade or something, 945 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,560 Speaker 2: and I love this. So I don't even know what 946 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,719 Speaker 2: this is, but I like it. Nathan Lane's so fucking good. 947 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:20,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. 948 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, Robin Williams is like, this is a gay man. 949 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,120 Speaker 2: Nathan Lane is his boyfriend or was not. 950 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,560 Speaker 1: The partners their partners, and they raised a child together 951 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,200 Speaker 1: who was birthed by this woman that had a one 952 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:35,640 Speaker 1: night stand with Robin Williams when they were younger. Oh yeah, 953 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,120 Speaker 1: and the woman comes back and plays a role also, 954 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,080 Speaker 1: but got it? 955 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,400 Speaker 2: Who plays the woman? Is she still around? Probably not. 956 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,239 Speaker 1: She's definitely still around. I forgot her name. 957 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,239 Speaker 2: Yeah all right, yeah, I remember seeing that back in 958 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,799 Speaker 2: the day. I remember it was kind of Lane one 959 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:54,160 Speaker 2: of the first like openly gay, yes, older kind of 960 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,560 Speaker 2: where you're like, this is like mainstream gay, yeah, like 961 00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,320 Speaker 2: this is normal. 962 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,000 Speaker 3: Yeah. 963 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,400 Speaker 1: Well it was time of like get the Flockhart was 964 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:07,600 Speaker 1: in it, and she was like really young. She was 965 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,960 Speaker 1: the potential wife of this right of the son of 966 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:16,319 Speaker 1: the gay couple. The mother was played by Christine Baranski. 967 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,839 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love Christine Baranski is still around, very 968 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,960 Speaker 2: much around. She's one of the few ultra that maintained it. 969 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:25,719 Speaker 3: Yeah. 970 00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:27,719 Speaker 2: Was she in like ab fab. 971 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:30,160 Speaker 3: Uh No? 972 00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,680 Speaker 2: But she she kind of reminds me that like character 973 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,040 Speaker 2: like that that's like honey, Like what was her first 974 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,839 Speaker 2: character that was kind of like that? I don't know. 975 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,080 Speaker 2: But Will and Grace I loved that show so fucking 976 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,400 Speaker 2: much and it holds up so much and that was 977 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,640 Speaker 2: I mean, that was that was groundbreaking. Ellen came out, 978 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,600 Speaker 2: then there was then Will and Grace I think. But 979 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,279 Speaker 2: people were not out in my high school. Gay was 980 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,719 Speaker 2: not like a like it was still not a thing 981 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,160 Speaker 2: that people were like out about. 982 00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,239 Speaker 3: But it wasn't too far after you left that No. 983 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,520 Speaker 2: Literally, I talked to someone who graduated a year later 984 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,080 Speaker 2: to the meeting. They're like, we had one gay person 985 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,160 Speaker 2: our senior year. I'm like, oh, literally, it literally began after. 986 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,320 Speaker 3: I graduated, because I mean the principal was like open 987 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:12,600 Speaker 3: to it. 988 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,000 Speaker 2: I graduated in two thousand and two. By the way, 989 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,799 Speaker 2: for anyone asking yeah the well. 990 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he was like, we're having a club. 991 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was in the well that was in my ear. 992 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,160 Speaker 2: That was Gay Straight Alliance. And you were mad I 993 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,000 Speaker 2: was in it because you were scared people would think 994 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,839 Speaker 2: I was gay because it was a different time. And 995 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,920 Speaker 2: you you I remember you saying I don't care if 996 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,400 Speaker 2: you're gay. I just don't want you to have a 997 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,960 Speaker 2: harder life. Oh yeah, and you go, you go. I go, Mom, 998 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,279 Speaker 2: I'm straight, but it's the Gay Straight Alliance. You can 999 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,280 Speaker 2: be at it. And because it was this big uproar, 1000 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,000 Speaker 2: like there were all these like Republican moms and Christian 1001 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,080 Speaker 2: moms being like this, we need to get this out 1002 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,719 Speaker 2: of the schools, and it was like being brought up 1003 00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,160 Speaker 2: at PTO meetings. So my mom was like just hearing 1004 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,319 Speaker 2: these women's rhetoric, and she was like, I just don't 1005 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,960 Speaker 2: want people to think you're gay. And I was like, 1006 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,160 Speaker 2: I'm straight. It says it in the name. And she goes, oh, really, 1007 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,840 Speaker 2: are you walking around all day going I'm the essence, 1008 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:02,719 Speaker 2: the GPS, I'm the gs gs A, I'm a ass 1009 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,520 Speaker 2: And we were like yeah, Mom, we walk around like 1010 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,520 Speaker 2: this and me and Taylor would do this and go like, 1011 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:10,239 Speaker 2: we're the straight and uh, I wanted. I was. I 1012 00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,080 Speaker 2: just wanted to be gay so fucking bad in high 1013 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,080 Speaker 2: school because I just wanted. I wanted because I not. 1014 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,920 Speaker 2: And I'm not minimizing how hard it would have been 1015 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,920 Speaker 2: to be a gay, but it was something I wanted 1016 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,960 Speaker 2: to be, something that I knew you would still like 1017 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,400 Speaker 2: have to love me, but you'd be like kind of 1018 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,879 Speaker 2: mad at me, even though it's not my fault, like 1019 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,160 Speaker 2: if that makes any sense, Like I like you. 1020 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,640 Speaker 1: You kind of got that a little bit when you 1021 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:33,800 Speaker 1: decided to be a comedian. 1022 00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not my fault. No, I could have chosen 1023 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:42,880 Speaker 2: something else. I wasn't born this way I was, But 1024 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,200 Speaker 2: I guess you're kind of right like I couldn't have been. 1025 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,160 Speaker 2: When we went to go visit I'll never forget. We 1026 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:53,560 Speaker 2: want to visit Miami of Ohio for the like college tour, 1027 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,680 Speaker 2: and I really didn't know what I wanted to do, 1028 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,840 Speaker 2: but I knew I wanted to be something big, like 1029 00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,480 Speaker 2: I wanted it to be a big thing, and they 1030 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,520 Speaker 2: were touring this campus and I was just like, not here. 1031 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,880 Speaker 2: I'm not going to school in Ohio. Even though I 1032 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,960 Speaker 2: ended up in Kansas and it's a beautiful school. They 1033 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,799 Speaker 2: were like, now we have a paper program that after 1034 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:15,160 Speaker 2: you graduate with a undergrad in this paper making engineering program, 1035 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,839 Speaker 2: you are guaranteed one hundred thousand dollars salary. And my 1036 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:25,040 Speaker 2: mom goes, Nikki, do it? What have I ever shown 1037 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,520 Speaker 2: any interest in making paper? Why would you want that 1038 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,520 Speaker 2: for me? I remember being so nice because I was 1039 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,560 Speaker 2: just like, why I felt so unseen? I'm like, you 1040 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,919 Speaker 2: would want your daughter to make paper for the rest 1041 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,240 Speaker 2: of her life. A thousand point was you just wanted 1042 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,720 Speaker 2: me to be financially secure. 1043 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,600 Speaker 3: Sure, just wanted you to make some money. 1044 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:48,239 Speaker 2: That sounded great, I am I'm looking at houses. Chris 1045 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,840 Speaker 2: and I are looking at house to buy shit. Yeah yeah, 1046 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,680 Speaker 2: Saint Louis. Yeah, because even if I end up moving 1047 00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,520 Speaker 2: to LA or New York, I like will just have 1048 00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:00,359 Speaker 2: a hat. Like everyone says the house was like a bank. Sure, 1049 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,320 Speaker 2: she's like putting your money in a building that yeah, 1050 00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,120 Speaker 2: I mean, And we saw one today that would and 1051 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,440 Speaker 2: Chris was like, we could build that thing. Like I'm like, 1052 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,640 Speaker 2: it doesn't have a place where you really like cozily 1053 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,080 Speaker 2: watch TV, like a really nice cozy off this like 1054 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,759 Speaker 2: people can't see it from the street area whatever. And 1055 00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,359 Speaker 2: he's like, well, we could build that out. And I 1056 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,880 Speaker 2: looked at the real who's also a contractor, and I 1057 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:23,640 Speaker 2: was like, how long would that take? Because I like 1058 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,560 Speaker 2: don't want to. If I want to buy a house, 1059 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,000 Speaker 2: I like want it right away. And she was like, 1060 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,719 Speaker 2: that's a nine month build. And I was like, no, 1061 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,040 Speaker 2: I want a la carte off the menu, Like I 1062 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,359 Speaker 2: want Ala carte is not what I'm trying to say. 1063 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:40,920 Speaker 2: I want what's called curb side. No, not bespoke. You 1064 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,440 Speaker 2: want what's called when you just take what you like, 1065 00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:49,640 Speaker 2: lou key and turnkey. Yes, we got it, we got it, 1066 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,600 Speaker 2: all of us together. Yeah. 1067 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,840 Speaker 3: No, that's what I go for. Something you don't have 1068 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:55,239 Speaker 3: to work. 1069 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want it to be nice. So we're 1070 00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:01,000 Speaker 2: even looking in near you, I know that would be 1071 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:01,439 Speaker 2: so fun. 1072 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,880 Speaker 1: What about Tim Conny's neighborhood. 1073 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,239 Speaker 2: That's a nice neighborhood that's probably no, no, no, we're 1074 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,040 Speaker 2: looking in your name neck of the woods. Honestly, those 1075 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,360 Speaker 2: are some nice houses and with like a ton of space, 1076 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,520 Speaker 2: and Saint Louis is fairly cheap, and I'm like. 1077 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,360 Speaker 3: This would be compared to California. 1078 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,920 Speaker 2: And I with a dog. It's you know what it's like, Brian, 1079 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,200 Speaker 2: Like when Jack has to go outside to go pee, 1080 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,960 Speaker 2: it's not just open the door, see you in a second, 1081 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,719 Speaker 2: I'll let just that's all the work you have to do, 1082 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,160 Speaker 2: which is nice when you have a dog like that. 1083 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,799 Speaker 2: It's every time you have to go pee, you have 1084 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,640 Speaker 2: to go walk down a hallway, which mine is a 1085 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,399 Speaker 2: tenth of a mile to walk down this hallway. Yea, 1086 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,160 Speaker 2: then it's you walk take the elevator. I'm on the tallest. 1087 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,919 Speaker 2: It's a minute. Like it's like a lot of time. 1088 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,400 Speaker 2: This dog is making me want at least I probably 1089 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,239 Speaker 2: do it six or. 1090 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,080 Speaker 3: It was from there. 1091 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,279 Speaker 2: I think it's a tenth of a mile. 1092 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:48,960 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 1093 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so far. 1094 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,400 Speaker 3: I was too tense. 1095 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,720 Speaker 1: When I was growing up, my dog had a doggy door, 1096 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,520 Speaker 1: so you didn't even have to open the door. He 1097 00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,440 Speaker 1: would just have We'll just have free ring to run 1098 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,480 Speaker 1: in and out whenever she wants. But you can't do 1099 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,800 Speaker 1: that in California because there's coyotes, especially if you have 1100 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,040 Speaker 1: a small dog. 1101 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,320 Speaker 2: You know, I would get her a coyote vest. Remember 1102 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,560 Speaker 2: when I had that for Luigi. 1103 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can't keep it on the dog at 1104 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:12,320 Speaker 3: all times. 1105 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,360 Speaker 2: No, I'd make her wear it all time. No. I 1106 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,080 Speaker 2: was thinking I could just get a big spike. 1107 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,959 Speaker 1: On her collar, one big spike, so if. 1108 00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:21,640 Speaker 3: That's yeah, but. 1109 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:25,640 Speaker 2: She doesn't really eat the back end, but it might 1110 00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:27,440 Speaker 2: just like they might see the spike and be like, 1111 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:28,640 Speaker 2: no one for that. 1112 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:29,760 Speaker 3: They have to be covered. 1113 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,160 Speaker 2: It's a good point, Brian. I think even owls in 1114 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,320 Speaker 2: Saint Louis like, I've yeah. 1115 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,680 Speaker 1: A small dogsursion a bird of prey. 1116 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,160 Speaker 2: Could if you pick up your dog, yeah, I would. 1117 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,080 Speaker 2: I don't know what I do. It's I'm almost I'm 1118 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:47,560 Speaker 2: afraid for maryon out. Well, now she's so fat that 1119 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:50,959 Speaker 2: owl would have to be No, it's I'm not talking 1120 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,840 Speaker 2: about an owl. I'm talking about like a big hot 1121 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,480 Speaker 2: even a raccoon. 1122 00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:58,480 Speaker 1: Sure raccoon could do it too. 1123 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, she's fine. 1124 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,000 Speaker 3: We have Fox in our neighborhood. 1125 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:02,400 Speaker 1: Fox. 1126 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,799 Speaker 2: Final thought, I like, isn't it foxes or are you 1127 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:12,200 Speaker 2: pluralizing foxing? And I think pluralized it's foxes Fox, I think. 1128 00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:14,280 Speaker 2: But you said it's like we have fox. 1129 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,320 Speaker 3: It's just that's wrong. 1130 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,880 Speaker 4: Well, you have Fox on the station, Fox News, Fox 1131 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:27,600 Speaker 4: quickly quick quick yes, what culture slash country invented paper? 1132 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,319 Speaker 3: I'm going to say Egyptians. 1133 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,480 Speaker 1: Egyptians. That's a really good guest, because I have papyrus. 1134 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:35,359 Speaker 1: That's a really good guest. 1135 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a really Samerians. 1136 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:41,720 Speaker 1: Sumerians because they invented language, or the first early recorded language. 1137 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,919 Speaker 2: And because I also couldn't come up with an early 1138 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,160 Speaker 2: civilization other than those two. 1139 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,640 Speaker 1: Okay, any other. 1140 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:53,880 Speaker 2: Guests incans the Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese is correct. 1141 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:58,200 Speaker 1: That's good. The Chinese invented paper. That's it. That's all 1142 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,000 Speaker 1: I have to say about It. 1143 00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,239 Speaker 3: Came to me after I thought about it. 1144 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,480 Speaker 1: We did an episode Adam Ruins Everything had a cartoon 1145 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,680 Speaker 1: spin off called I don't know what was called, but 1146 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,879 Speaker 1: we would do like little things in history, and one 1147 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,360 Speaker 1: of the episodes I wrote was about the invention of paper. 1148 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:14,719 Speaker 1: So now I know that. 1149 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,320 Speaker 2: Well, So you just knew that offhand. I thought you 1150 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,640 Speaker 2: looked that up. I was like, oh, good head. 1151 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,719 Speaker 3: Do you know Adam? Yeah? 1152 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:24,160 Speaker 2: He mom, he writes he wrote on Adam. Oh my god, right, 1153 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:28,000 Speaker 2: fights with Adam regularly. He does anything Adam touches. 1154 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:32,560 Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's so cool. Yes, I love him. 1155 00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,400 Speaker 2: I know we do. And it's because what he says 1156 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:40,480 Speaker 2: is verbiage, because you wrote it finds an amazing comedy. 1157 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:44,239 Speaker 3: Ryan already. I knew he knew that. But this is 1158 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,160 Speaker 3: not really pumped. 1159 00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:48,440 Speaker 2: Oh my god, you just thought f boy Island. 1160 00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:49,960 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 1161 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:55,000 Speaker 2: The elimination ceremony intros. We did do some fun ones. 1162 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:59,320 Speaker 2: I just fun stuff on lovers is available in the 1163 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,040 Speaker 2: CW app. Yeah, last night they didn't nominate me for 1164 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:02,520 Speaker 2: an Emmy. 1165 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,319 Speaker 1: What the fuck? 1166 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:07,680 Speaker 2: It's too expensive? I guess to nominate you gotta pay. Yeah, 1167 00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,280 Speaker 2: why didn't you pay? I would have if I knew 1168 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,840 Speaker 2: that that was holding it back, because I can't imagine 1169 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,200 Speaker 2: it was more than like twelve hundred bucks or something. 1170 00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,239 Speaker 1: Oh well, then on top of that, you got to 1171 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:22,239 Speaker 1: kind of pay the campaign. You have to do FYS campaign. 1172 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,920 Speaker 2: I would have just been like, oh my name. I 1173 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,719 Speaker 2: just would have at least I just want to be 1174 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,040 Speaker 2: even have a chance. 1175 00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,000 Speaker 1: But that's what it takes. That's what it takes. Is 1176 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:29,960 Speaker 1: it's all political. 1177 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,239 Speaker 2: I understand that, but I just I wouldn't have done it. 1178 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,760 Speaker 2: But I think if people you know the way I 1179 00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,239 Speaker 2: was voting on some of those, I'm like, oh, I 1180 00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,960 Speaker 2: know this person and I just click it, like I 1181 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,560 Speaker 2: could have had a chance at least. This way, I 1182 00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,960 Speaker 2: have no chance to write it. 1183 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,839 Speaker 3: I mean, that's really bad that they didn't even. 1184 00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,440 Speaker 2: Listen, that it didn't do well for them, and I understand, Well, 1185 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,799 Speaker 2: I got to you. I don't love it. 1186 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,000 Speaker 3: I love that show. I know. I love Casey. 1187 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:54,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, I love Uh. 1188 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,640 Speaker 3: What's the other guy's name, not. 1189 00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:01,200 Speaker 2: CJ, CJ, No, Benedict Ben Benny's with the boy. We 1190 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,040 Speaker 2: love Benedict. 1191 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,000 Speaker 3: I love him. I just love those guys. 1192 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,279 Speaker 2: He's a comedian, Benedict. 1193 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I knew. 1194 00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,080 Speaker 2: You got to follow him on Instagram, he follow him. 1195 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,600 Speaker 2: And Casey's adorable and so great and. 1196 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,400 Speaker 3: Really, I mean, those guys are really good guys. 1197 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,719 Speaker 2: And J was a sweeter. I mean I really I 1198 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,239 Speaker 2: was so happy going into that uh season of the show, 1199 00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,960 Speaker 2: because we taped that show right after F Boy, so 1200 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,720 Speaker 2: we went right into F Girl. And I was so 1201 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,919 Speaker 2: excited because I just knew the three guys already good 1202 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,160 Speaker 2: because I just worked with CJ on the prior one, 1203 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,239 Speaker 2: and so we were just we were so excited that 1204 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,040 Speaker 2: those were the guys. 1205 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,800 Speaker 1: The other there's a woman, CJ too, who's also a comedian, 1206 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:43,680 Speaker 1: Ja Franco. She's on the latest The Goat, which is 1207 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,640 Speaker 1: also Bill Dicks and Elon Gayle production. 1208 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, I go, I wrote Bill and I go. Why 1209 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:53,520 Speaker 2: is Daniel Tosh nominated? What was different Network? Yeah, not nominated, 1210 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,319 Speaker 2: but he's up for the He's not what's it called 1211 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,880 Speaker 2: to be nominated? To be nominated? 1212 00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:00,279 Speaker 1: I don't even know you're can did it? 1213 00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:06,880 Speaker 2: Yeah? He's yeah, a candidate nominated anyway. I don't like 1214 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,560 Speaker 2: all of I was voting for the Emmys to like 1215 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,200 Speaker 2: figure out who's gonna get an Emmy. You know, I 1216 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,160 Speaker 2: don't even know if you vote again after this or 1217 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,600 Speaker 2: if they just take the votes from this. 1218 00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,080 Speaker 3: Are you some panel to vote? 1219 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,960 Speaker 2: I'm in the Academy. Oh, the Academy, Okay, I get. 1220 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,600 Speaker 1: The Well, the Academy is the Oscars. What's the Emmy's called? 1221 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:23,319 Speaker 2: I don't know. 1222 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,160 Speaker 1: I don't even know the committee. 1223 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:30,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in the I was gonna say a child 1224 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:35,040 Speaker 2: sex ring. I'm just kidding. I think the different sex 1225 00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:40,080 Speaker 2: of Hollywood. No, I uh, you. 1226 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,160 Speaker 1: Always been that. No, it was just this year and 1227 00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:44,080 Speaker 1: what got you on it? 1228 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,880 Speaker 2: I have no idea. All of a sudden, it just 1229 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,319 Speaker 2: showed up in my email to be like, you can 1230 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:48,759 Speaker 2: vote from the Emmys today, and I was like, I 1231 00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,319 Speaker 2: fucking yeah, I will. So then you go through and 1232 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,719 Speaker 2: I just realized, like I haven't seen everything because you 1233 00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,640 Speaker 2: can't see everything, and I feel bad voting when I 1234 00:55:57,719 --> 00:55:59,759 Speaker 2: don't know you don't have a I don't like when 1235 00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,840 Speaker 2: people go like, this is the best pie in the city, 1236 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,440 Speaker 2: and I'm like, how much pie have you had? Like 1237 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,120 Speaker 2: you can say this is the best pie I've tried. 1238 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,480 Speaker 2: So I just voted as like this is the best 1239 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,160 Speaker 2: one that I know of, And I have to be 1240 00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,960 Speaker 2: okay in my heart that I didn't consider all these 1241 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,319 Speaker 2: people because I don't like not knowing which one. 1242 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,319 Speaker 1: That's why you have the campaign, because there's a lot 1243 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,080 Speaker 1: of people who don't watch any of it. But if 1244 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,719 Speaker 1: they got an F y C of a, we got 1245 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,000 Speaker 1: an f. 1246 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,600 Speaker 2: Y for your consideration, is what that's saying. 1247 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,080 Speaker 1: We ordered John and Vinnie's, or at least my wife 1248 00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:29,160 Speaker 1: ordered John and Vinnie's. 1249 00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,680 Speaker 2: You've got an F y C in there. 1250 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:35,319 Speaker 1: Vine. It was like a coloring you know, when you 1251 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:36,799 Speaker 1: go to a restaurant you're a kid and you get 1252 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,360 Speaker 1: like a little, uh coloring sheet. 1253 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,440 Speaker 2: That's very clever. What was it for I want to 1254 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,160 Speaker 2: vote for them voting clothes. 1255 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,759 Speaker 1: But yeah, I forgot what it was for. 1256 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:49,160 Speaker 2: That's very clever. Good for them. I got like. 1257 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,080 Speaker 1: You also presented. You presented for the Creative Arts, and 1258 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,279 Speaker 1: I wonder if that that. 1259 00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:53,680 Speaker 2: Got me in. 1260 00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:57,640 Speaker 3: Yeah maybe if you present, you're in like Flint. 1261 00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:00,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm gonna be going this year. There's no hell, 1262 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,560 Speaker 2: I've already manifested that shit fucking say, I'll see you. 1263 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:07,960 Speaker 1: There are is someday you'll die on the docket for 1264 00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:08,319 Speaker 1: this year. 1265 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:10,320 Speaker 2: It wasn't on the dock. No, it's not on the docket, 1266 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,319 Speaker 2: but it's like in some separate thing. It's definitely on 1267 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,520 Speaker 2: this one's somewhere, but it's not being voted on by 1268 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,320 Speaker 2: in this batch because Chris and I couldn't find it, okay, 1269 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,680 Speaker 2: but my special certainly was there. And you can vote 1270 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:24,120 Speaker 2: for that. Oh yeah, so that was exciting to see. 1271 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,920 Speaker 2: So you can vote for it if you're in that, 1272 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,200 Speaker 2: if you're an Emmy. 1273 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,600 Speaker 1: Won't the roast win something? 1274 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:28,960 Speaker 3: I mean? 1275 00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,000 Speaker 2: Oh yeah that was nominated as well. Yeah, that was 1276 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,560 Speaker 2: up for nomination, So I got to vote for that. 1277 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:38,640 Speaker 2: That's definitely gonna be It's still like being consumed it's wild. 1278 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,360 Speaker 2: The how long that thing has lasted. Yeah, it's great. 1279 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:46,840 Speaker 2: Everyone's seen it. Everyone, all my tennis girls yesterday, twenty 1280 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:50,560 Speaker 2: women Oh Allso I mean it was like they watched 1281 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:55,720 Speaker 2: Uh but it's up on people's phones and yeah it 1282 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,360 Speaker 2: made Yeah and everyone everyone saw it. It was It 1283 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,800 Speaker 2: was top ten on Netflix for a week. Wild. It 1284 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:04,800 Speaker 2: was really exciting. This dog still doesn't have a name. 1285 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:08,439 Speaker 2: And I mean, I just don't know what was your name? 1286 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:08,920 Speaker 3: Quinky? 1287 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,400 Speaker 2: No, right out of the gate, No, because I don't 1288 00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,160 Speaker 2: know what you said. And I don't want to get 1289 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,120 Speaker 2: this is a big thing about this name. I don't 1290 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,760 Speaker 2: want it to spur conversation. 1291 00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:19,600 Speaker 1: Well, I just. 1292 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,040 Speaker 2: Wanted to be the name, and I don't want people 1293 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,520 Speaker 2: to go like, what's that mean? Wait? What did you say? Quirky? 1294 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,280 Speaker 2: What did you call it? 1295 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:24,720 Speaker 3: Quinky? 1296 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,560 Speaker 2: Quinky? That'll be my like name. I could see myself 1297 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,800 Speaker 2: being like, are you a little quinky? But like I 1298 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,080 Speaker 2: couldn't call her that to I just don't. 1299 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:38,000 Speaker 1: You can't get too simple and be avoiding the name either, 1300 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,400 Speaker 1: because like in and like Walking Dead, Darryl Dixon's dog 1301 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:45,000 Speaker 1: is named dog and that conversation. 1302 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I can't do it's conversation. 1303 00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,360 Speaker 2: And then if it's bird either like Bernie or Birdie. 1304 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:55,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, I just the was a lot of conversation already. 1305 00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,560 Speaker 1: You've got to pick a basic dog name like Lucky 1306 00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,520 Speaker 1: feels good, Lucky Lucky, he's good. 1307 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,959 Speaker 2: I mean that's so basic. 1308 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,720 Speaker 1: Though, I it's got That's how you don't That's how 1309 00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:06,760 Speaker 1: people avoid conversations when it's. 1310 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,720 Speaker 2: That, dude, I know, I know. What do you do 1311 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,280 Speaker 2: if the dogs Someone's like, oh, how old is he? 1312 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:12,920 Speaker 2: And I'm like, do I say it's a she? 1313 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:13,320 Speaker 1: Like? 1314 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,600 Speaker 2: Do I just let them think it's a he? Uh? 1315 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:17,760 Speaker 1: I mean yeah? 1316 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,080 Speaker 2: Or do you correct? Because what if it's someone that 1317 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,800 Speaker 2: like you might see the next name. 1318 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,440 Speaker 1: If you see them over and over again, then you 1319 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:26,160 Speaker 1: can tell them the first time. But if it's some random. 1320 00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:27,800 Speaker 2: Person, I don't think it. I just want my dog 1321 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,880 Speaker 2: to be they they them. Yes, I think that's what 1322 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:35,560 Speaker 2: I has called them. And I said I didn't want conversation. 1323 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,280 Speaker 1: Controversial, but I just want to say that my dog's 1324 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,480 Speaker 1: name is basic. It's Jack, and that's a lot of 1325 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,960 Speaker 1: dogs are named Jack. I didn't name him, and it 1326 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,520 Speaker 1: doesn't spur any conversation at all when I say his 1327 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:49,120 Speaker 1: name is Jack. 1328 00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,480 Speaker 2: All right, well we gotta go. Uh, Jack is a 1329 00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,800 Speaker 2: cute name. Well, I might steal a name from one 1330 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,560 Speaker 2: of my friends their dog's name, but there's. 1331 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,120 Speaker 3: Oh I don't like it. 1332 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,560 Speaker 2: I know that, I know. But you still our dead 1333 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,320 Speaker 2: bird's name and give it to your new dog. And 1334 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:08,959 Speaker 2: that sucked. Yeah, django, you just threw django and we're stole. Yeah, 1335 01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,360 Speaker 2: of course you did. The bird who flew the coop 1336 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,480 Speaker 2: on Christmas and when we were bringing the Christmas tree 1337 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,400 Speaker 2: and it flew out and never came back. And they're like, oh, 1338 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,480 Speaker 2: that name's free. Now let's get a dog in it. 1339 01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,840 Speaker 2: All right. I love you. Think you've been being on 1340 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,680 Speaker 2: the show. I'm on the road, Nikki Glazer dot com. 1341 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:25,520 Speaker 2: See you out there, Buckstives, thanks for listening to show. 1342 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:26,800 Speaker 2: Jumpy Cup Bye,