Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three oh three, episode.
Speaker 2: Two of Dead Daily's Like Guys Day production of My
Speaker 2: Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take a
Speaker 2: deep dive into America. Share guns. Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Twestbroo Thursday, September seventh, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: My name is jack O. Bra Oh wait we so
Speaker 2: we do dates and it's fine. It's it's the National
Speaker 2: neither snow nor rain Day, shout out to all the
Speaker 2: postal carriers out there, National New Hampshire Day, Live for
Speaker 2: or die, and you know, National Salamie Day. It's just
Speaker 2: appropriate as I come back from my journym yes. And
Speaker 2: also National Grateful Patient Day, which kind of feels like
Speaker 2: an interesting I know it's like for probably for people
Speaker 2: who have been like shout out to medical workers who
Speaker 2: have like saved like a passive aggressive doctor. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: it's kind of like, you know, it's National Grateful Patient Day.
Speaker 2: Maybe you missed it.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: Is there is there like an obnoxious Italian pronunciation of salami.
Speaker 2: That you can give us. No, No, it's really it's
Speaker 2: it's really about it. That's a broad category. You know,
Speaker 2: it's like what are you eating?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: Is it so is it you? You know, there's so
Speaker 2: many kinds calabrese. There's just you know, you go in
Speaker 2: from there.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Well, my name is Jack O'Brien AKA. Somebody
Speaker 1: once told me, don't eat that rig of Tony. You're
Speaker 1: flying from Atlanta to Spain. I was feeling quite a rumble.
Speaker 1: I stood up and I stumbled my stomach let loose
Speaker 1: on an airplane. Welp, the poops start coming and they
Speaker 1: don't stop coming. That's that's plenty. That's courtesy of schweitz
Speaker 1: At Schweitze on the Discord in an homage to Two Stories,
Speaker 1: a mashup.
Speaker 2: Of two stories.
Speaker 1: Dearly departed smash Mouth lead singer passed away over the
Speaker 1: weekend around the same time that someone shit a.
Speaker 2: Plane for the first time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like they didn't just shit their pants, they shit the
Speaker 1: whole plane. Yeah, and we will be talking about that later.
Speaker 1: Our guests is wondering what they got themselves into. I'm
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined as always by my co host
Speaker 1: mister Miles greg Yes.
Speaker 5: Back from his duties touring Europe, the Lord of Lancasham
Speaker 5: has returned to North Hollywood to sit upon his throne
Speaker 5: in front of the San Fernando Valley lawyers.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how I was an AKA, So
Speaker 2: you just kind of just gotta like kind of you
Speaker 2: just got to kind of reassociate.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like where am I? Who am I?
Speaker 5: Honestly, I'm from his throne, on upon the throne they're
Speaker 5: in overlooking.
Speaker 2: He amazing as it were, of the realm obvious.
Speaker 1: You sound a little like cousin Greg testifying in front
Speaker 1: of Congress.
Speaker 2: I look, I'm adjusting, Like I was telling you before,
Speaker 2: I'm drinking my PDA lot. I'm trying to get my
Speaker 2: electro like balanced back. I've been digging my toes into
Speaker 2: the carpet die Hard style to get my going, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Come on back, I'm trying to
Speaker 2: be grounded.
Speaker 1: Amazing, Well, Miles, We are thrilled to be joined in
Speaker 1: our third seat by a very funny comedian columnist for
Speaker 1: countless respect to Publications, an author of the memoir sex Bomb,
Speaker 1: coming all the way from the UK.
Speaker 6: Sadia Ozma. Hello, Hi, guys, what's going on. I'm in
Speaker 6: New York at the moment. That's what's going on. I'm
Speaker 6: really excited. I've never been to that's so good.
Speaker 4: No, No, that's so good. That's so good. I'm loving
Speaker 4: it's really warm, it's really nice. People are really friendly
Speaker 4: in New York. Did you see the difference? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You driving?
Speaker 1: No, you just gotta go for I remember the first
Speaker 1: time I rented a car in New York and I
Speaker 1: pulled out of the thing and somebody just laid on
Speaker 1: their horn and gave me double barrel middle fingers and
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, as advertise New York, you don't
Speaker 1: disappoint They were just like fuck you, and like, for
Speaker 1: no real reason. I hadn't done anything they could just
Speaker 1: since I was new. So did your was your sort
Speaker 1: of perception coming into New York? Like, this is your
Speaker 1: first time in New York.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's my first time in the States. I just
Speaker 4: came to compare the racism to yeah, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 4: I'm disappointed. Where is it? Where where do I have
Speaker 4: to go to find a racism? I should never have
Speaker 4: left England.
Speaker 1: Queens probably Queens, yeah, maybe, but not really. I mean
Speaker 1: Queen's also has some of the most diverse places.
Speaker 4: It's so diverse, right, They're going to just be into
Speaker 4: diverse racism. That's just why I came for.
Speaker 1: Right, New Jersey, the suburbs west Chester.
Speaker 4: I've been told not to go Staten Island.
Speaker 2: Yes, what does that mean?
Speaker 4: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: I think I think, well, if you are looking for racism,
Speaker 1: actually the Staten Island thing might might actually be better.
Speaker 1: You might want to take the ferry out there and
Speaker 1: see what's what's what?
Speaker 2: Or yeah, I see the you know, the beginnings of
Speaker 2: Wu Tang clan you know, also helped Staten Islands.
Speaker 4: So there's wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's I mean, it's it's all around, honestly,
Speaker 2: just just give it a moment.
Speaker 4: I'm wearing my job. I'm wearing and I was hoping
Speaker 4: it would it would help, but no, nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, yeah, we've we've gotten used to the huge
Speaker 2: job as well.
Speaker 4: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like, man, you.
Speaker 4: Guys are too cool. I'm not complaining. It's really nice.
Speaker 2: Come to come to l A, come to l A. Well,
Speaker 2: just for the difference, energies. They always say this, right,
Speaker 2: New Yorkers are not nice, but they are kind. And
Speaker 2: Angelino's are nice, but they are not kind. And sometimes
Speaker 2: they're also not nice, so it's sometimes they.
Speaker 1: Sometimes there's just bad. There's just bad people.
Speaker 2: I wish we had like some stolen relics from our times,
Speaker 2: from like the Empire, that we could you know, wow
Speaker 2: you razzle and dazzle you with.
Speaker 4: But I don't like those museums. I'm glad that you
Speaker 4: don't have them. It's so awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I was just at the British Museum. I
Speaker 2: like to go every time i'm there. It was just
Speaker 2: the wording of the how the like the whole pantheon
Speaker 2: was stolen is really interesting. It's like this collection was
Speaker 2: gifted by Lord blah blah blah. Oh, really gifted by him.
Speaker 4: Mate. It's such a shame. It's the one I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't like to steal, but it's the one place
Speaker 4: where you'd think stealing would be okay, right.
Speaker 2: Right, right right?
Speaker 4: Do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, absolutely, Yeah, I think it counts as a gift.
Speaker 1: If as you're stealing it and stepping over someone's dead body,
Speaker 1: you whisper under your breath thank you, then it counts
Speaker 1: as a gift and you can put that on the
Speaker 1: on the description. Exactly did you see, myles? You missed
Speaker 1: the story, but there's when you were traveling in the
Speaker 1: Old Country, we recovered there's like a curator at the
Speaker 1: one of the British museums or the main Bridge Museum
Speaker 1: who was like selling all all this like wild priceless
Speaker 1: artifacts on eBay. Like he hadn't even changed his name
Speaker 1: from his Twitter profile. His eBay profile was the same
Speaker 1: as his Twitter profile, and he was just like, because
Speaker 1: they have you know, they're eighty thousand relics on display,
Speaker 1: but they have eight million total, so they just have
Speaker 1: like so much stuff. People who work for the museum
Speaker 1: were just like, Hey, we're gonna try and like make
Speaker 1: some money off the back door those damn nobody feel
Speaker 1: like nobody's gonna notice, yo, But that's kind of that
Speaker 1: happens as your job. When you work at a job
Speaker 1: like that, you're like, Yo, there's a ton of shit
Speaker 1: back here.
Speaker 2: You do. Like when I used to work at the
Speaker 2: coach store, you know, I used to I used to
Speaker 2: sell bags out the back because oh, sometimes I would
Speaker 2: just come up. I would just come up because you
Speaker 2: was ship shift, shipped off to the outlet stores, so
Speaker 2: you had to do was like pack all this unused
Speaker 2: shit into boxes and you had to scan it. But
Speaker 2: sometimes you forget this game some shit and you're looking
Speaker 2: up the home brow with a new ergo bag.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Human error? That is just human error? What am I?
Speaker 2: You're gonna accuse me of being human? I used us.
Speaker 2: I use the Tupac Shakor philosophy when it comes to
Speaker 2: stealing your job. I'm taking from them because for years
Speaker 2: they've been taking from me. There, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I mean that seems right, and that is also why
Speaker 1: there needs to be a movie about people just robbing
Speaker 1: the ship out of England's museums.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like the National it's wild.
Speaker 1: It's wild to see the conscious National Treasure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's wild to see the stone with that like
Speaker 2: big ass mark of the British Army on it. We're like, yo,
Speaker 2: you just really fucked this thing up with your fucking
Speaker 2: this is mind stamp.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, all right, Sadia, We're gonna get to know
Speaker 1: you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're
Speaker 1: gonna tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking
Speaker 1: about a little later on, we're gonna be talking about
Speaker 1: some good pulling news. Just generally, a majority of parents
Speaker 1: think that the attacks on school curriculum that we've all
Speaker 1: been looking at with horror from like the Moms for
Speaker 1: Liberty and the you know, the bandon interest groups, right
Speaker 1: wing interest groups. Are most people agree they are bullshit.
Speaker 1: These seem unpopular, so we're gonna talk about that. We will,
Speaker 1: of course talk about that diarrhea plane most importantly. If
Speaker 1: there's one thing we're gonna talk about today, it's the
Speaker 1: diarrhea plane. And there's a new trend in Hollywood where
Speaker 1: they're trying to recreate Barbenheimer, like over and over, just
Speaker 1: every time two movies are coming out on the same day,
Speaker 1: which is every Friday, they're like, what if this was
Speaker 1: the new Boppenheimer? Right, It's kind of funny that they
Speaker 1: keep thinking it's gonna work all of that, or maybe
Speaker 1: not all of that, but some of that plenty more.
Speaker 1: But first, Saudia, we do like to ask our guests,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history.
Speaker 4: I am such sexy dress New.
Speaker 2: York hmm, okay, okay, you're looking for one or you
Speaker 2: want the the vibe? Was it a vibe check for
Speaker 2: what a sexy dress is in.
Speaker 4: I'm looking for one. I'm looking for several. Actually, Okay,
Speaker 4: it did go very well.
Speaker 2: I like New York being as specific as you got.
Speaker 4: I was very specific, and I went to what's it called?
Speaker 4: I went to what's it called? What's that department? Bloomingdale's.
Speaker 4: I went to Bloomingdale's yesterday and the lady said, those
Speaker 4: who kill dolls, kill dolls kill is a good place.
Speaker 4: And then I googled them and then it was like,
Speaker 4: you shouldn't shop from here because they're really bad people.
Speaker 4: So I kind of my sixty dresses on hold.
Speaker 2: Oh man, So I mean, yeah, wait, wait, what's what
Speaker 2: are their business practices? Messed up? That's what kind of
Speaker 2: puts you on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like fast fashioned type of Oh basically, no, no,
Speaker 4: not business practice apparently, because I don't know the brand
Speaker 4: too well, they like apprope culturally appropriate.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah right, although I'm trash.
Speaker 4: Like I do shop from Sheen. So I don't know
Speaker 4: what the fuck my problem is, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I just I felt a bit bad because everyone I
Speaker 4: don't know. But you guys are guys. So what's the
Speaker 4: sexy dress to you?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, yeah, hold on, let me process that really quick.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what a sexy dress is anymore.
Speaker 4: To be honest, you're married, you you're good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, like sexy, I don't know
Speaker 2: what I was. No, it's even if I try to
Speaker 2: improvise a response, I'm like, what is sexy? See, I
Speaker 2: don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's some So my wife is selling a
Speaker 1: bunch of her old clothes and there are some of them.
Speaker 2: Where I'm like, don't don't sell that one. That's yeah,
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like I maybe didn't do a good job
Speaker 1: of expressing how much I enjoyed some of the some
Speaker 1: of these greatest hits.
Speaker 2: She sold one of my favorites, and it's just them
Speaker 2: does of.
Speaker 1: Elements of me on the like from from a black
Speaker 1: light perspective?
Speaker 2: Clintonian residue, it's what we call it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, uh, it's entirely possible. But like it's just
Speaker 1: I don't know it's I like really like the way
Speaker 1: it because my wife does some some shopping online, and
Speaker 1: you know, it feels useless for me to give my
Speaker 1: opinion on a dress until I see it on the person.
Speaker 1: You know, like totally comes down to that.
Speaker 4: But my question is, because your guys, right, is trashy? Right? How?
Speaker 4: How trashy?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: Is this too trashy? Is this something that's too trashy.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I'm down for you wear people wear.
Speaker 2: What the you know what I mean, I'm not about.
Speaker 4: Police so polite. Okay, that's fine. But here's the take
Speaker 4: away while I take away from this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do like I like to see I
Speaker 2: like to see like a like a back with the
Speaker 2: back out. You know what I mean to me when
Speaker 2: you do love it back? Yeah, you can see the
Speaker 2: whole back situation, like you know, you're like, okay, wow, okay,
Speaker 2: you got thet the nice you know what I mean? Uh,
Speaker 2: that's for me. That's that's kind of like I think
Speaker 2: the one thing I will I will notice in a
Speaker 2: in a nice dress for sure. But yeah, not great
Speaker 2: with my fashion looks because I'm i a dressed tragically lad.
Speaker 2: Like I would say, you look cool? What's tragically lad?
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I'm just it's like I'm
Speaker 2: broad out man, I'm so bro, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I wish I was. And that little Lord
Speaker 2: Fontleroy style is much Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would say that I am less likely
Speaker 1: to notice if something is trashy. Then maybe my partner,
Speaker 1: for instance, would have more of an opinion on that
Speaker 1: than I would.
Speaker 2: Fabrics might be a little bit. It might be a
Speaker 2: time when I suddenly have taste. I'm like, why why
Speaker 2: is that whole dress neo preing one of the dress
Speaker 2: that I was just referring to as I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for me, I'm like.
Speaker 4: That f final Oh yeah, no, that's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I'm gonna go shop in after this,
Speaker 4: after we've done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got two of our producers that live in
Speaker 2: New York. They're not on the car right now, but
Speaker 2: if they were on, they would be hitting you with
Speaker 2: a ton of recommendations. So I gotta our sidebar'd be like, yo,
Speaker 2: we gotta hook Saudi up with some recommendations.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, what uh Sadia? What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 4: So I think you know, when you go to the
Speaker 4: like basically the US Border Patrol, the fair of US
Speaker 4: Border Patrol, I think that's overrated because I was like,
Speaker 4: it's my first time coming to America, and people were like, oh,
Speaker 4: this white guy got sent back. He the border patrol
Speaker 4: guy asked him three times, what are you doing here?
Speaker 4: What are you doing here? And the third time he
Speaker 4: must have said something funny, and they sent him back.
Speaker 4: So I was like, oh my god, they're not gonna
Speaker 4: let me in and they're gonna send me back. And
Speaker 4: this is what happened. The guy basically was like, did
Speaker 4: you travel alone? And I was like, yeah, unfortunately, I'm
Speaker 4: on my I'm single. And he was like, how long
Speaker 4: are you here for? Us had two months and he
Speaker 4: was like, oh, you had to get some dick. I
Speaker 4: was like what. Yeah. Basically we just start laughing. I
Speaker 4: had a whole suitcase full of my book Sex One.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh no, please, don't search my suitcase. And
Speaker 4: he was just like, welcome to America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, get it in. Yeah, boom boom, stamped your ship.
Speaker 2: After you go.
Speaker 4: I was gone. I was I was going to do
Speaker 4: anything I had to do to get in, to be honest,
Speaker 4: whatever he wanted.
Speaker 1: So, I mean like he was opening the door to
Speaker 1: that conversation.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, is your number in your passport? Let
Speaker 2: me see that real quick, let me get that what's happened.
Speaker 4: But the thing is before me, I was sweating in
Speaker 4: the line. Before me, there was this like European. She
Speaker 4: didn't look British, but she was a white blonde girl.
Speaker 4: Took her to the room and then came back to
Speaker 4: the table, so she had some further questioning. So I
Speaker 4: was like, that's a white girl. I was like, I'm
Speaker 4: in trouble, and we just start laughing. It was I
Speaker 4: was just so happy the way that worked out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't. I can't imagine. I mean, like,
Speaker 2: I feel like I was a very New York interaction though, too,
Speaker 2: Like if youone in that capacity goes, oh so you
Speaker 2: hear from Dick like that accommodating, right, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm glad he knew the audience rather than like saying
Speaker 2: that to someone who maybe.
Speaker 4: I just love how he sensed desperation, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, Like he didn't know me, right, he must
Speaker 4: have just seen my but he was like, why are
Speaker 4: you moving around in the in the queue? I was
Speaker 4: worried about him. He must have thought I was like
Speaker 4: just ready to pounce right right.
Speaker 1: He was like asking, why were you were like giving
Speaker 1: a little squirm?
Speaker 4: What was Yeah? He was like, oh, you're you're moving
Speaker 4: from side to side And I was like, I just
Speaker 4: be quiet because I just I'm not going to argue
Speaker 4: with no one who's got for he over me. Like
Speaker 4: it's just not gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Right right, right, right right. You're like, oh, so you're
Speaker 2: a doctor. Now You're like, you're not gonna come back
Speaker 2: with that response. You're like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: What I said. I must have said something back to him.
Speaker 4: I said, oh, you're you know, this is what I
Speaker 4: said the caslica. I mustaid, you're very observant.
Speaker 1: There you go, I mean kind of he is he
Speaker 1: kind of landed on the on the right question, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: so se wait, maybe like there are some people work
Speaker 1: in the US Border Patrol who are like born for
Speaker 1: this and like I'm.
Speaker 2: Just very observant and I can read people, I know,
Speaker 2: and that's what supercar right, yeah, right exactly. The nervous
Speaker 2: person in line whisper right while you're here, So two
Speaker 2: months are you are you? Are you out there? You're
Speaker 2: gonna be you be hitting the app so you're gonna
Speaker 2: you staying open. You're looking for love. You just kind
Speaker 2: of you know you're here. If something happens, it happens,
Speaker 2: You're not how you're really looking.
Speaker 4: For Someone told me actually when I was in England,
Speaker 4: because I'm trying to like find an agent or whatever
Speaker 4: not and they were like, oh, you should just join
Speaker 4: all the apps, like because you'll meet the best people
Speaker 4: like that. She wasn't even really strictly talking about dating.
Speaker 4: But I'm very anti app. I just I just I
Speaker 4: don't like it. I like real life kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: So love would be great, Dick would be really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get you. Yeah, we need to
Speaker 2: get you to like an art opening, like a gallery opening,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, find some find some wavy.
Speaker 4: Listen these guys on the streets collecting cans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're like, are you willing and able? Then?
Speaker 4: No, I love them, are passed out, you know, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna lie. I love them. Are not willing and they're
Speaker 4: not able?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like Miles.
Speaker 1: I like that you went with art opening, like are
Speaker 1: you are you picturing Thomas Crown affair?
Speaker 2: What do we picturing?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Just thinking like people who are kind of chill, you know,
Speaker 2: like because you never know what you get in a club,
Speaker 2: you know, so I feel like.
Speaker 4: You tell me where you can't get in the club.
Speaker 2: So I watched her, But yeah that for like side,
Speaker 2: you got a little bit of class tour, you know,
Speaker 2: so probably you could do with something a little bit elevated.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, not just some scrub but yeah,
Speaker 2: but again I don't know.
Speaker 4: But I'm like classy too, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, my final dress at the library, looking for something.
Speaker 1: What's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 4: Trader Joe's. Oh my god, I love Trader Joe's. I've
Speaker 4: been here for three days. I must have been there
Speaker 4: ten times already. It's the best shit ever, like their
Speaker 4: slice fruit and they have everything. The guys, the guys
Speaker 4: are really nice. He wrote me a list. I said,
Speaker 4: what should I do when I'm in New York? He
Speaker 4: wrote me all this stuff. He told me about how
Speaker 4: I should go to Max Brenner because they have like
Speaker 4: this Swinge chocolate. I was like wow. And then he
Speaker 4: told me about car Means, which is a great family
Speaker 4: style Italian place in Times Square. He told me about
Speaker 4: Stardust Diner, which apparently is good donuts and yeah, told
Speaker 4: me to go to South Street Seaport and Junior's Cheesecake.
Speaker 4: And he said, I don't drink, but he said, if
Speaker 4: you like to drink, you should go to yard House
Speaker 4: because they have like one hundred and fifty. Anyway, that
Speaker 4: was him, but Traded Joe's is really.
Speaker 1: By the way, is about to get rinsed by our listeners.
Speaker 4: I'm open to all the recommendations, so if you want
Speaker 4: other things. Because he was kind of really treating me
Speaker 4: like a tourist, obviously with the Times Square kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: I say, I didn't get that, but he was very nice.
Speaker 4: I didn't care. He told me to go to eminem Store.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 4: We got that shit in London.
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 4: I definitely didn't want to store. Yeah. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 4: believe this's literally written here. I was like, no, I
Speaker 4: just was quiet because I didn't say sweet things. But yeah,
Speaker 4: Trader joe seems like underrated. It feels like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I love it. I've been here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really cool, right, It's just do they have
Speaker 2: Trader Joe's in the UK?
Speaker 4: No. I watched all of, you know, the bodybuilding videos
Speaker 4: on YouTube. A lot of them do their what is
Speaker 4: it shopping holes? They do the shopping holes in Trader
Speaker 4: Joys and it's really cool.
Speaker 2: I like, I'm sorry bodybuilding videos on YouTube. No, I'm
Speaker 2: not savvy.
Speaker 4: Muscle is it muscle foods or muscle or something like?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I've been watching a lot of dish.
Speaker 4: I've been watching a lot of this ship trying to
Speaker 4: clean up the nutrition. Man.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I thought I was just trying to look
Speaker 2: at like built dudes.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, that's actually a bit too built.
Speaker 4: Maybe I just yeah, I'm trying to get the nutritional
Speaker 4: advice right right right.
Speaker 2: No, it's you know, Trader Joe's fun It's funny because
Speaker 2: like on the other end, I'm like, I love MINS
Speaker 2: when I'm in London. You know what I'm saying, I
Speaker 2: gotta get my meal deal, you know, I test. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean. I got to get my cheese
Speaker 2: and onion sandwich on multi brown bread.
Speaker 4: That cheese and onion does bang though the MS one
Speaker 4: is very good.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. And people clown me, like other
Speaker 2: people I know, like yo, you can cheese an onion sandwi.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, this ship fucking goes. That's all.
Speaker 4: Like, that's all we've got. So if our cheese and
Speaker 4: onion sandwich don't, you've got nothing else? Like, yeah, our
Speaker 4: food ain't great. I mean the food here is amazing
Speaker 4: compared to what we.
Speaker 2: Have right right, but you got to look for it.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. It's the same thing like
Speaker 2: if you know where to look for good food, that
Speaker 2: you can find it. But if you just kind of
Speaker 2: wander into any old place, then yeah, you're definitely rolling
Speaker 2: the dice in terms of quality.
Speaker 1: I'm unfamiliar with cheese and onion sandwich. This is the
Speaker 1: first I've heard those words put together. What is the
Speaker 1: cheese melted? Are the onion s?
Speaker 2: What do we looking?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's okay. Lowered the expectations just a tad,
Speaker 4: but it tastes really good. It's like basically a cheese
Speaker 4: and onion mixes like red cheese. I think it's red
Speaker 4: lustered cheese.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like chatter what is it shredded?
Speaker 4: I don't know what you call it. And then there's
Speaker 4: a kind of mayo or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like a spread. It's almost like it's almost like
Speaker 2: tormento sort of type of Oh okay, yeah, it spreads,
Speaker 2: It spreads easy. We're a little bit of like, you know,
Speaker 2: spring onion, red onion in there, so addictive. Yeah, it's easy.
Speaker 2: It's like a thing to just get.
Speaker 4: What do you get with your meal dough? So you
Speaker 4: get a cheese on your sandwich.
Speaker 2: I'll get some Walkers crisps, you know, maybe sweet chili,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, And get that rye bina
Speaker 2: fam you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: What flavor cheese? Sorry crisp wa flavor?
Speaker 2: Oh sweet tie chili?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, you know what I mean. That's all because
Speaker 2: I heard that in a Skepta.
Speaker 4: Song you've been schooled, well you've been Yeah.
Speaker 2: Exact, I gotta get some cling film in a ryebina
Speaker 2: as he was saying, amazing.
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: come back and talk about the news. We'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back, and.
Speaker 1: You know we're we're in an era of just wild
Speaker 1: ship coming across about like what parents trying to do
Speaker 1: to school curriculum, to school libraries. We had Florida teaching
Speaker 1: people that slavery was not actually bad. It was just
Speaker 1: like job training. Yeah, job training program.
Speaker 2: We got job skills after.
Speaker 1: So it's just there's been a steady drumbeat of like children,
Speaker 1: their education, their bodies are under attack from these weird
Speaker 1: right wing creeps. Yeah, but there's new polling that suggested
Speaker 1: it it might be as unpopular as you would hope
Speaker 1: it would be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like, you know, we talked about the
Speaker 2: rise of moms for liberty and like, and also then
Speaker 2: the parents that have begun to like kind of counter
Speaker 2: that message and see the success that they've had by
Speaker 2: merely pointing out to other parents, like, you know, these
Speaker 2: people want to obscure the teaching of the Holocaust, the
Speaker 2: Civil War, slavery. That's sort of what they're going for.
Speaker 2: And also we've just seen like, you know that like
Speaker 2: this idea of like wokism is creeping into our schools
Speaker 2: because we're beginning to teach children what you know, structural
Speaker 2: racism is, or that it exists in this country, or
Speaker 2: that you know, just disingenuously they're just disingenuously calling people
Speaker 2: groomers just because they support the LGBTQ plus communities. So
Speaker 2: there's this polling that shows that a majority of parents
Speaker 2: they are actually becoming a little bit worried about all
Speaker 2: these weird ass bills and these like these campaigns against
Speaker 2: you know, what is seen as a normal curriculum. So
Speaker 2: when they asked about the top three issues like voters
Speaker 2: cared about as it relates to like schooling, and things
Speaker 2: like that. Only twenty eight percent listed quote being exposed
Speaker 2: to woke issues about gender and race in school as
Speaker 2: one of their top three issues. Policies that involved book
Speaker 2: bands or you know, mandatory genital inspections for youth athletes,
Speaker 2: you know, to to confirm their sex and participating in sports,
Speaker 2: those are all unpopular, unpopular ninety two percent and eighty
Speaker 2: four percent objected, respectively.
Speaker 1: So say that those policies, those ideas are very concerning
Speaker 1: to somewhat concerning.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, and not something like, yeah, I'm not concerned
Speaker 2: at all that we're going to have someone check kids
Speaker 2: genitals because they want to play soccer or something or
Speaker 2: flag football. So the GOP has been so focused on
Speaker 2: like reversing the pace of progress and like attempting to
Speaker 2: stop the you know, normalization of our diverse country and communities,
Speaker 2: that it's turned into like that. It's it's hardly ever
Speaker 2: turned into actual electoral wins. Sure they can, they can
Speaker 2: pick off the odd school board election here and there,
Speaker 2: but we've seen this again with L after L they've
Speaker 2: been taking when they try to curtail reproductive healthcare. Even
Speaker 2: in states that are seen as like red states, people
Speaker 2: are still not on board with people saying like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think these like four random old white guys should
Speaker 2: determine like what people do with their bodies. They're you know,
Speaker 2: they're not They're not really fucking with all that. So
Speaker 2: it is good to see that this is having this
Speaker 2: kind of shift. But it should also serve as no
Speaker 2: surprise that rather than like going back to their drawing
Speaker 2: board to figure out how to message to like, you know,
Speaker 2: compassionate or normal human beings, they would rather just come
Speaker 2: up with schemes to just gut the entire federal government.
Speaker 2: Because that's another thing that we've heard about. There's a
Speaker 2: thing called Project twenty twenty five that the Heritage Foundation
Speaker 2: is trying to put together where like they want to
Speaker 2: find like fifty thousand patriots to basically put into the
Speaker 2: federal government if slash maybe when if Trump becomes president
Speaker 2: to say, yep, no one's going to get in the
Speaker 2: way now of your full blown fash fantasy. So there
Speaker 2: is that to kind of to keep an eye on.
Speaker 2: But overall, it is good to see that these like
Speaker 2: these sort of issues they are not they're not really
Speaker 2: breaking through in terms of like what people are really
Speaker 2: putting up as their you know, main focus or concern
Speaker 2: as it relates to their children's educations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, just general, it feels like sexually repressive
Speaker 1: politics tend to be less popular than they seem at
Speaker 1: I guess almost like sexual repression as a shell game
Speaker 1: perpetrated by a small number of sexually insecure men that
Speaker 1: doesn't benefit anyone except for them, and people figure that
Speaker 1: out after a while.
Speaker 2: Right, right, right, right, Saudi. I know, like with your work,
Speaker 2: like you talk a lot about like sexual repression, pushing
Speaker 2: back against those sort of concepts, and you know, how
Speaker 2: do you sort of look at the nonsense that's happening.
Speaker 4: I mean in England, like all the kids get taught
Speaker 4: is about gays. Now I'm jaking, m But I was
Speaker 4: reading this story and yeah, no, I think I think
Speaker 4: it happens in ways. I don't think that we're having
Speaker 4: the same kind of issues right now. It's kind of
Speaker 4: comes it's a bit quiet, and then it goes away
Speaker 4: and it comes back sometimes. And I think the stuff
Speaker 4: you said about slavery is insane, like.
Speaker 2: It's just yeah, right, yeah, because I think, you know,
Speaker 2: like what we're seeing is that like it's the whole
Speaker 2: point of all of these like policies is that they're
Speaker 2: one they want to revive, like weaponized shame, because over
Speaker 2: the last thirty years they've lost Conservatives have lost too
Speaker 2: much ground, where like we've began to see things as
Speaker 2: not as taboo as they used to be, like the
Speaker 2: idea of like same sex marriage, or that trans people exist,
Speaker 2: or that we can acknowledge that there are actual problems
Speaker 2: with racism in this country. Those are not as taboo
Speaker 2: as they were maybe were in the eighties or seventies
Speaker 2: or preceding decades. And so now it's like the only
Speaker 2: way they can try and sort of bring people in
Speaker 2: line is to try and bring back this sort of
Speaker 2: societal pressure, to try and say like, yeah, there's really
Speaker 2: no place for this at all. So even if you
Speaker 2: want to leave this community, the country at large is
Speaker 2: going to be hostile towards you, because that is sort
Speaker 2: of the end game for them. But I don't know
Speaker 2: how again, how effective that's going to be, considering that
Speaker 2: most people at this point are like less caught up
Speaker 2: with that kind of thinking than you know, maybe that
Speaker 2: they believe they are.
Speaker 1: And just generally it like this I feel like reveals
Speaker 1: just like something we've seen with like the the more
Speaker 1: rights people get, the more entitlements that people get, like
Speaker 1: the harder it is to take them away, and like
Speaker 1: they're just people democratically, like generally, it feels like their
Speaker 1: preferences tend to go in the direction of having more rights,
Speaker 1: having more rights for more people, Like that's that's actually
Speaker 1: what people want. They want justice, they want good things
Speaker 1: for the people around them, and when they're given that,
Speaker 1: it makes it harder to take that away. And in
Speaker 1: that respect, this poll is somewhat encouraging. Obviously there's a
Speaker 1: lot of work to be done, but it feels like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, things are maybe moving it in the
Speaker 1: right direction, or it's going to be harder for the GOP,
Speaker 1: like you said, to like just kind of snatch all
Speaker 1: this shit back and like move it in the opposite
Speaker 1: direction that things have been moving for for a long time.
Speaker 1: And I think, like the reason this is surprising is
Speaker 1: because there's a tendency to like portray people as nobody
Speaker 1: ever lost money, underestimating the people of the United States
Speaker 1: or you know, like the public at large, and I
Speaker 1: feel like that's not I think that's a misconception that
Speaker 1: people that people are dumb in general, I think people
Speaker 1: are just like that that the ability of the media
Speaker 1: to like make that assumption and just like underestimate people
Speaker 1: and what they actually want is something that enables them
Speaker 1: to keep kind of bullshitting.
Speaker 2: And right there, I feel like there's an issue like
Speaker 2: with civics, right, like we people don't understand a lot
Speaker 2: of like the leg the legislative process. So in that sense,
Speaker 2: people become dismissive because like how do you how did
Speaker 2: you lose your like your keep your eye off this
Speaker 2: thing or x, Y or z. But when it comes
Speaker 2: down to asking a person do you think people should
Speaker 2: be inspecting kids genitals so they can play sports? People like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 4: I heard that they used to swim kids used to
Speaker 4: swim naked in America in the fifties.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's mad. Yeah they did that was it?
Speaker 4: And then nobody really explained like why. Apparently it was
Speaker 4: a hygiene reasons and then it just stopped happening, which
Speaker 4: is great, but like so where that it happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's always going to be the sort of like
Speaker 2: back and forth of like what going between like becoming
Speaker 2: a little bit more open or just realizing like, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's we don't have to be so puritanical. And then suddenly,
Speaker 2: after like every twenty five years, suddenly that we get
Speaker 2: like the moral panic switch gets smashed in, and then
Speaker 2: everyone is now freaking out about even the smallest things
Speaker 2: and turning into all kinds of controversies that most of
Speaker 2: the time aren't even there. So yeah, I mean again,
Speaker 2: I don't know what this how the polst like how
Speaker 2: the polling will affect the playbook going into this next
Speaker 2: presidential election, but it's clear like a lot of the
Speaker 2: things that they're really being loud about aren't necessarily the
Speaker 2: winning issues. Yeah, but I think again, it only takes
Speaker 2: them to message on a couple of the right things
Speaker 2: for most people to ignore all the heinous other shit
Speaker 2: where it's like, yeah, I mean like maybe they mean
Speaker 2: that about like you know, taking away like LGBTQ people's rights,
Speaker 2: but also like the thing they're saying about like my
Speaker 2: like prescription medicare like my prescription medicines and wages and
Speaker 2: things like that. I kind of like that, so maybe
Speaker 2: I can ignore the other part for this thing. That's
Speaker 2: where I think it gets a little bit.
Speaker 4: I'm going to Jack's point about where he said, like,
Speaker 4: we're not that people on that dumb. I think is
Speaker 4: sometimes just about having that empowerment, isn't it. I think
Speaker 4: sometimes people think people are stupid, but it's just about
Speaker 4: feeling empowered to kind of have your own response or
Speaker 4: feel like you're not stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, yeah totally when I think that's the
Speaker 2: point of like a lot of these bills, is that
Speaker 2: to like someone who feels empowered or feels that well,
Speaker 2: if this, if this group of people are saying this,
Speaker 2: I can see that there is a community at large
Speaker 2: that doesn't believe that, and I will be accepted there.
Speaker 2: They want to eliminate that possibility from someone's mind, so
Speaker 2: then the only option is to conform to whatever fucked
Speaker 2: up version of the American ideal or whatever these people
Speaker 2: are thinking is the way forward. Totally.
Speaker 1: And I feel like people can tell when they're being
Speaker 1: talked down to or underestimated. Right, So yeah, when people
Speaker 1: are just like being honest as politicians, I feel like
Speaker 1: that also resonates a lot. Yeah, all right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll come back and talk about.
Speaker 2: The plane will be great.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and uh, the internet is you know,
Speaker 1: just just clogged with jokes about this recent flight that
Speaker 1: had to make an emergency landing because one of the
Speaker 1: passengers had just a craate, just an unexpected amount of diarrhea.
Speaker 1: It's und like spilling into the aisles levels of diarrhea.
Speaker 1: This was a Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona was
Speaker 1: forced to turn around and make an emergency landing after
Speaker 1: a passenger. This is the quote that I think people
Speaker 1: are responding to. Quote had diarrhea all the way.
Speaker 2: Through the plane.
Speaker 7: That is a powerful description, all the way through the
Speaker 7: plane of the I think. And then they said it
Speaker 7: was a I think then they told that from the cockpit.
Speaker 7: They said it was a biohazard event that was forcing
Speaker 7: them to turn the plane around, which is very It's
Speaker 7: something The amount of obsession with this story is kind
Speaker 7: of wild. I don't know if it's tapping into like
Speaker 7: just in it, like innate fear we have as people
Speaker 7: or what. But I I I thought this was like
Speaker 7: a headline I would see come and go. But the
Speaker 7: amount of like other places like Vice TMZ, like all
Speaker 7: these other blogs that are now like writing like long
Speaker 7: form articles about it, like where did like where did
Speaker 7: the sort of like social norms break down during this event,
Speaker 7: like is something like I'm now like seeing think pieces
Speaker 7: about like how did we get to the point that
Speaker 7: I was in.
Speaker 2: The eyes the pig? Yeah? How what happened? What went wrong?
Speaker 2: What required?
Speaker 1: Like why why are they saying social norms broke down?
Speaker 1: Like isn't it just somebody who had health problem?
Speaker 2: I think there. I think it's almost wondering, like how
Speaker 2: could it be that much? Why is it all? Like
Speaker 2: why is it all up and down the plane? Like
Speaker 2: with someone in blocking the bathroom. There's just it's caused
Speaker 2: more questions than I feel like we even need to ask,
Speaker 2: you know, how.
Speaker 4: Much weight he lost?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Will it stay off? You know?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, we know it's.
Speaker 4: Him because women wouldn't roll like that, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 2: Coming I think it was the dude had to be
Speaker 2: wearing cargo shorts. It's just like a like a ring
Speaker 2: yeah yeah maybe maybe very yeah. But it's like and
Speaker 2: it's just wild too, because now you're seeing like listicles
Speaker 2: like here's some other unusual reasons like Pooh has like
Speaker 2: derailed a flight and you're like.
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, I mean that's the thing. Is not that abnormal, Like,
Speaker 1: I guess it's usually dogs, right, Like in twenty fourteen,
Speaker 1: a plane had to make an emergency landing because the
Speaker 1: service dog pooped in the aisle.
Speaker 2: Let me get an.
Speaker 1: Exact description of that one, because they're like up to
Speaker 1: three times, according to multiple media reports. The airlines cabin
Speaker 1: crew did their best to clean up the mess, but
Speaker 1: then the animal service dog, according to the US Airways,
Speaker 1: pooped again up to three times, according to multiple media reports.
Speaker 1: In twenty fifteen, a British Airways flight had to turn
Speaker 1: around due to a smelly poo and the toilet so
Speaker 1: that presumably was not a dog. I'm shocked that it
Speaker 1: doesn't have a more frequently with dogs, because it did.
Speaker 1: I had a I don't tell the story very often
Speaker 1: because it turned out our dog was very sick and
Speaker 1: like we didn't realize it at the time.
Speaker 2: We were traveling with our dog.
Speaker 1: But our dog was you know, tiny, spreading out of
Speaker 1: the bag we were carrying her in, made a beeline
Speaker 1: for first class, and just took a massive shit in
Speaker 1: first class. The flight attendants like brought her back, told
Speaker 1: us we were going to like have to turn the
Speaker 1: plane around if it happened again.
Speaker 2: And then it happened.
Speaker 1: It happened again because she was like an escape artist
Speaker 1: and it was it was really bad.
Speaker 2: I had always.
Speaker 1: Admired her for being a real one and taking the
Speaker 1: ship in first class, but you know it, like she
Speaker 1: ended up being very, very sick, like when we got
Speaker 1: when we landed, we took her to the vet and
Speaker 1: like she didn't make it much longer than that, unfortunately.
Speaker 1: But it was definitely incredibly stressful. And I have always
Speaker 1: wondered since I'm like, how do all these dogs, Like
Speaker 1: I see a lot of dogs on the flights, Like
Speaker 1: how do they they're I'm just impressed that they know
Speaker 1: that they need to hold it and that they're, like,
Speaker 1: you know, able to do that the whole time. I
Speaker 1: guess it's just like the owners like skip a meal beforehand.
Speaker 2: I guess. I mean, I've flown once with my dog,
Speaker 2: and that was the only fear I had the entire flight,
Speaker 2: was like You're gonna take a shit everywhere, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look like the dude with the shitty dog
Speaker 2: on the plane or the airport. I think a lot
Speaker 2: of it had to do with, like my own I
Speaker 2: think shame around having a like it weren't less so
Speaker 2: about the like worrying about the dogs, like the dog
Speaker 2: will make me look a certain way, and I'm not
Speaker 2: about that life. So I had to maybe put my
Speaker 2: my my frail ego aside to let the dog do
Speaker 2: his thing. But yeah, I don't know, It's just I
Speaker 2: think it's a universal fear we all have, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, And I think I think there's also a
Speaker 1: lot of people like are just focused on what it
Speaker 1: must be like to be that person who had this experience.
Speaker 2: Right right, because now all we're talking about is person
Speaker 2: the person who did this mess and messed up everybody's
Speaker 2: flight to Barcelona. You know what happened? What how could
Speaker 2: that have happened? Could be? Or maybe just having like
Speaker 2: our terrible air like airport food. That's one thing I'll say.
Speaker 2: The airport food is better in England than the US
Speaker 2: because again I hate to bring up those like easy
Speaker 2: meal deal sandwiches, but if you bought a sandwich in
Speaker 2: the US airport is gonna be like a fifteen dollars
Speaker 2: croissant sandwich with turkey on it that tastes like absolute
Speaker 2: shit and who knows how good it is. So I
Speaker 2: feel like it could be It could be our it
Speaker 2: could be something at Hartsfield Jackson Airport. But I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't quite know the thing with the thing with this,
Speaker 2: like the BA flight that had to be turned around
Speaker 2: due to a quote smelly pooh, which is a very
Speaker 2: English description where Americans would be like, yeah, dude, just
Speaker 2: shit everywhere smelly pooh had to be I like that
Speaker 2: they said only fifty percent of the air is being recycled?
Speaker 2: Is that killing us during the pandemic? Like so much
Speaker 2: of the air gets recycled and like filtered or am
Speaker 2: I am? I completely missing that stat because I feel
Speaker 2: like that was a thing that people are always told
Speaker 2: about how the air on airplanes is much better than
Speaker 2: you would imagine.
Speaker 1: Right, I mean, fifty is still is that good a
Speaker 1: lot of the air, But yeah, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that even means, that fifty percent
Speaker 1: of the air is being recycled and cleaned, right, But yeah,
Speaker 1: the decision was taken to return for the safety and comfort.
Speaker 2: Of our customers on board. Yeah, very classic classy.
Speaker 4: Someone complained about the ship. You know that it can't
Speaker 4: have been that much. Someone complained. Someone just couldn't handle
Speaker 4: the ship.
Speaker 1: But but in this one, there have been videos from
Speaker 1: the from inside the plane after it all went down,
Speaker 1: and it looks like there are streaks of something running
Speaker 1: up and down the aisles.
Speaker 2: Those you know. It's funny though in these articles are
Speaker 2: like those images have not been confirmed by their life.
Speaker 2: It could be propaganda. It could be Scott scap propaganda.
Speaker 2: So I'm not sure entirely.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was very bad overflow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god. Well they made at least they
Speaker 2: made their flight after a five hour delay.
Speaker 4: So who should play the guy in the movie?
Speaker 1: Right, it's a it's a great question. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think it kind of has to be Tim Robinson. But
Speaker 1: is it someone nervous?
Speaker 2: Is it? Or is it? Or do you see someone
Speaker 2: with confidence about it? You know what I mean? Like
Speaker 2: I can see it being a villain too. It's like, hey,
Speaker 2: I don't know what you want me to do, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, like I think if we put ourselves
Speaker 2: in that situation, we might be a little less brazen
Speaker 2: or confident about it. But hey, yeah, it's like.
Speaker 1: A confident person. Then it almost is like are they
Speaker 1: just doing it on purpose because they feel like they
Speaker 1: can get away with it?
Speaker 2: Like that that becomes weird.
Speaker 4: And how long till you fly again? Do you know
Speaker 4: what I mean? Like, how long to you right?
Speaker 2: Do they right? Do they do? You get a new plane?
Speaker 2: Or they're like or you go back in the plane.
Speaker 2: You're kind of clocking all the mess. You're like, oh,
Speaker 2: they didn't really get everything. But you know what, I
Speaker 2: don't want to delay my vacation, so let's go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great questions that we don't We don't currently have
Speaker 1: the answer to it. But obviously this is an evolving story.
Speaker 1: Obviously we will you know, well, we'll keep updating and
Speaker 1: will will. It's now history has its eyes on this one.
Speaker 2: We'll see where it lands, so to speak.
Speaker 1: And finally, Hollywood keeps trying to recreate Barbenheimer in weird ways,
Speaker 1: which like, so one thing, we're getting a low budget
Speaker 1: parody movie called Barbenheimer about a group of quote fed
Speaker 1: up female dolls who build an a bomb to bring
Speaker 1: down the patriarchy once and for all. The poster is
Speaker 1: a Barbie Doll silhouette in front of mushroom cloud and
Speaker 1: it says, d cup a bomb Barbenheimer exploding soon. The
Speaker 1: studio in charge of this production is Full Moon Features
Speaker 1: best known for the puppet Master and Trancers movies. I'm
Speaker 1: not familiar with Puppetmaster Trancers. Seems like it's like trying
Speaker 1: to capitalize on some other movie. But I'm not sure
Speaker 1: what exactly that is.
Speaker 2: It's like, U it's I don't know it. It's the
Speaker 2: first one came out in nineteen eighty four, The Transfers,
Speaker 2: the first Transfers. It looks like some janky version of
Speaker 2: like Tron.
Speaker 4: Maybe not Transformers.
Speaker 1: Huh no, Yeah, it's like a fake Transformer's.
Speaker 4: Fake Oh I see.
Speaker 1: Sorry, pandasm like like the this feels like not not
Speaker 1: the highest level of it.
Speaker 2: Says a gruff bounty hunter travels back in time to
Speaker 2: nineteen eighties Los Angeles to stop a twisted criminal who
Speaker 2: can transform people into zombie like creatures. Oh that sucks
Speaker 2: hard eating it. Well, they so this came out in
Speaker 2: eighty four, so they were the first Transfers did Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Helen Hunt was even in it. Wow. All right?
Speaker 1: So but mostly people uh in studios keep trying to
Speaker 1: awkwardly force pairs of movies that happen to be releasing
Speaker 1: on the same day into the Barbenheimer mold. The most
Speaker 1: prevalent attempt at the moment seems to be Saw Buttrol
Speaker 1: because Saw X and the new Paw Patrol movie both
Speaker 1: open on September twenty ninth, and so people are like,
Speaker 1: forget Barbenheimer, get ready for Saw Patrol on September twenty ninth.
Speaker 2: What is the logic they're applying. It's just that like
Speaker 2: Saw and Paul rhyme, Therefore it's the se double feature
Speaker 2: of all time. That's what worked about the last one.
Speaker 4: Which one are you gonna watch? Fast?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, Saudia, which one you catch it first? You
Speaker 2: go in Paw Patrol first? Or Saw Saw X first?
Speaker 2: Go Paw first?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, see, I think you need to watch Saw
Speaker 1: to like get ready to feel all of like what
Speaker 1: is actually happening.
Speaker 2: In the Paw Patrol movies. I think, right, you need
Speaker 2: Saw to prepare you, right, because the overlap of that,
Speaker 2: that's not even a Venn diagram of audiences. It's just
Speaker 2: two circles on top of each other. Right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Like Ali, Barbie and Oppenheimer were obviously very
Speaker 1: different movies, but they you know, they could conceivably cater
Speaker 1: to the same audience like movie lovers first of all,
Speaker 1: and then like adults, but like, no adult wants to
Speaker 1: see Paw Patrol like that. That's a that's an actual
Speaker 1: scientific fact. No adult is going to Paw Patrol without
Speaker 1: being dragged there by a child.
Speaker 2: Right, But kids would love to see Saw. They would
Speaker 2: They probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of fun. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: creativity in Saw and things that appeal to a child.
Speaker 2: They left puzzles, especially once that end with you becoming
Speaker 2: disfigured or dying. Yeah, of course, but they they are
Speaker 2: like both film studios are like playing into this, Like
Speaker 2: they did a Saw like Saw Patrol social media post,
Speaker 2: like they had the Paw Patrol puppies in a post
Speaker 2: from Paramount Picture saying seven tickets to Saw Patrol please
Speaker 2: hashtag Saw Patrol and then the jigsaw doing like a
Speaker 2: weird children's puzzle, and then I don't know it says
Speaker 2: there is no escape. This is not really uh oh,
Speaker 2: but the children's puzzle is a Paw Patrol puzzle, So
Speaker 2: it's just Jake Saw having a meltdown and deciding to
Speaker 2: kill Patrol puzzle. That picture is like of like a
Speaker 2: mannequin that they just put a pencil in the hands
Speaker 2: like that is not like real hands and a jacket.
Speaker 2: You don't like you how rigid the hands are in
Speaker 2: that picture. It's like, dress this doll up and we'll
Speaker 2: say it's Jigsaw. But isn't Jake saw that that Jigsaw's toy? Right? Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh is it? Huh? Who is the guy? Oh? But
Speaker 2: then there was the guy Loki who was dying in
Speaker 2: the background, right, who was right?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I forgot see I'm so I
Speaker 2: don't fuck with those movies. I'm like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to see something where someone's head gets like sucked out
Speaker 2: with a vacuum or something. Shit.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, icon, I'm gonna give you that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, life's already too fucked up. I don't need to
Speaker 2: be like, yo, you'll be worse if your eyeballs got
Speaker 2: fucking blown out by a fucking vacuum.
Speaker 1: Like noah, I'm good then all right, So just others
Speaker 1: that are they're trying to shoehorn in Taylor swifts Era's
Speaker 1: tour and the Exorcist movie. They were trying to make
Speaker 1: it into ex or Swift, but then the Exorcist movie
Speaker 1: fucked off because they didn't want to be on the
Speaker 1: same day that Taylor Swift was like breaking the box office, right,
Speaker 1: and then Indie Wire questioned if the new Barbenheimer could
Speaker 1: be the release of Martin Scorsese's historical drama Killers of
Speaker 1: the Flower Moon and the sci fi drama Foe.
Speaker 2: Which like this, I don't know. I it's just it's
Speaker 2: very confusing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they It's just I think they
Speaker 1: just think happened the first time, right.
Speaker 2: It just speaks to like the quote unquote brain power
Speaker 2: in Hollywood too, where you see like they see a
Speaker 2: thing work once and then the first thought is we
Speaker 2: need to replicate this in the most literal way possible,
Speaker 2: not like zooming out and trying to understand what happened.
Speaker 2: They're like, I don't know, they combined the word Barbie
Speaker 2: and Oppenheimer and people fucking lost it. So let's do
Speaker 2: it with all their money. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a magic word and we say magic
Speaker 1: word and they give us all their money.
Speaker 2: We need to find we need to invent the new
Speaker 2: magic word to unlock people's brains to buy double feature tickets.
Speaker 2: Rather than saying this was a you know, serendipitous occurrence
Speaker 2: where it was just through sheer coincidence and people being
Speaker 2: witty on the Internet just kind of became a meme
Speaker 2: where they're like, I don't know, these are two ends
Speaker 2: of the spectrum that would be kind of interesting rather
Speaker 2: than being like exer Swift. Huh.
Speaker 4: I think a good mashup would be Scarfacing Godfather. Wouldn't
Speaker 4: that be great?
Speaker 2: Mmmm? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The same time, I'm wondering though, too, Like in the past,
Speaker 2: I'm sure like there were a ton of weekends like
Speaker 2: this where you had movies, but we just didn't have
Speaker 2: the Internet to like give it like a new name
Speaker 2: where I'm sure too, like two great films came out
Speaker 2: at the same time, but it's not so obsessed with
Speaker 2: the a or we're at least out at the same time,
Speaker 2: because movies used to stay out for like six months.
Speaker 2: They would be in theaters.
Speaker 1: They were like, you know, that's that's all we got
Speaker 1: for this year, folks. We made three movies. We hope
Speaker 1: you like one of them. Yeah, the other options Despicable
Speaker 1: Me four opens opposite Mufasa the Lion King, which those
Speaker 1: are just two animated movies for children. What the fuck
Speaker 1: are you guys talking about? But yeah, yeah, it really
Speaker 1: feels like people have somehow forgotten that two movies opening
Speaker 1: on the same day is just a thing that happens
Speaker 1: literally every single week.
Speaker 2: Right, Like I mean, I feel like, maybe like back
Speaker 2: when albums used to come out on Tuesdays, sometimes you
Speaker 2: have those like blessed release days. You're like, yo, I'm
Speaker 2: actually getting two albums today. But again, it's it's just
Speaker 2: the release schedule, folks. I think you want to see this.
Speaker 4: What it is is that, you know, the first week
Speaker 4: sales they like really mean a lot, and I think
Speaker 4: it's obviously it's all about the money, right, So they're
Speaker 4: just trying to get that did to create that big
Speaker 4: hype so that people are just looking at the listings
Speaker 4: and be like, oh, that's that's in the top, so
Speaker 4: that's the top five, top whatever, let's go check that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was the what was the one that, like
Speaker 2: Beetlejuice was gonna come out like with something else. They
Speaker 2: were saying, Oh, the new Beetlejuice movie. Might they might
Speaker 2: have something with that new Beetlejuice thing coming out at
Speaker 2: the same time as another movie. But I already forgot
Speaker 2: because it doesn't fucking matter. It's two movies fucking coming out. Right.
Speaker 4: I vaguely remember it, though I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know that. I think I'm sure there's
Speaker 2: already articles heralding like whatever you beetle former movie is
Speaker 2: or whatever the fuck we're gonna get.
Speaker 1: Well, Sadia, it's been such a pleasure having you on
Speaker 1: the daily zeitgeist. Yeah, where can people find you? Follow
Speaker 1: you all that good stuff.
Speaker 4: You can find me on Instagram at Sadia Underscore Asthmats.
Speaker 4: My book sex Bomb is coming out in the States,
Speaker 4: so if you want to pre order it, it should
Speaker 4: be out in bookstores twenty sixth of September.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right, and what's like, are
Speaker 2: you doing any kind of press while you're out here?
Speaker 2: Are you doing any shows or anything like that.
Speaker 4: I'm going to try and figure it out because there's
Speaker 4: a la writer strikes at the moment, so I think
Speaker 4: a lot of meetings aren't happening. But yeah, I'm definitely
Speaker 4: gonna have all my meetings that traded Joe's I'm Jay,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna Yeah. No, I would love to do some gigs,
Speaker 4: so I might try and find some spots. I still
Speaker 4: need to kind of check them out, but I'm doing
Speaker 4: a lot of sight seeing and just enjoying not being
Speaker 4: in London.
Speaker 2: Jack, Jack, or give her or give her somewhere to
Speaker 2: go in New York. You know what I mean? That
Speaker 2: isn't Juniors. You know what I mean? That wasn't featured
Speaker 2: in p Diddy reality shows on MTV.
Speaker 1: I think, I mean Bleeker Street Pizza is good. I
Speaker 1: think it's good. It was when I was there, Bleaker
Speaker 1: Street Pizza. Get the Nanoma Maria pie.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that sounds good.
Speaker 1: Deep thick Sicilian crust. It's like kind of facaccio crust.
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Also, yeah, Zychang.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know anyone who doesn't like pizza.
Speaker 2: Right hey. And I know there's New York Zeitgang, so
Speaker 2: holler at you know, Saudia on Instagram? Here was some
Speaker 2: you know, some some good recommendations because I know you
Speaker 2: always come through when I ask y'all for local recommendations too.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: And is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4: I oh my god, so Twitter was going crazy today.
Speaker 4: I was just gonna go with one, but then I
Speaker 4: saw did you see that thing about on Okay? Sorry?
Speaker 4: Did you see the Tucker Carlson tweet where I think
Speaker 4: he's got an interview with a man who claims he
Speaker 4: had sex with Obama in nineteen ninety nine and he
Speaker 4: tells his story.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I saw that. I saw Barack Obama nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety nine trending on Twitter, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't even want to know that.
Speaker 4: You don't want it was cracking vote there was. He
Speaker 4: said he had sex to him twice and he said
Speaker 4: it wasn't his first time. I say wow, and he
Speaker 4: said I don't think it was his last.
Speaker 2: There you go. I love that Tucker Carlson found somebody too.
Speaker 2: And then they really had to underline the anti black racism.
Speaker 2: We're like and they were smoking crack. Holy ship. Wow,
Speaker 2: it was real bad. This is just now that's they
Speaker 2: They somehow managed to keep this under wraps for the
Speaker 2: Tucker Carlson is aware that Barack Obama is not running
Speaker 2: for president, right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: He's I feel like this guy's been around though, right,
Speaker 1: hasn't there been a guy who claims that he had
Speaker 1: sex with Barack Obama and like did crack with him?
Speaker 1: Like I feel like that was always bubbling during his
Speaker 1: presidency too. The only changes that Tucker Carlson decided to
Speaker 1: interview him.
Speaker 2: It feels like.
Speaker 1: Right, Miles, where can people find you as their working
Speaker 1: media you've been.
Speaker 2: Enjoying, Uh, find me on let's see Twitter, Instagram, anywhere
Speaker 2: that has AT symbols at Miles of Gray. Obviously you
Speaker 2: can find Jack and I on our basketball podcast, Miles
Speaker 2: and Jack Got Mad Bos And also, you know, find
Speaker 2: me on my true crime podcast, The Good Thief, and
Speaker 2: also for twenty Day Fiance. You know, we're we talk
Speaker 2: about ninety day Fiance, but get you know, get blown
Speaker 2: off that loud. Let's see a tweet that I like
Speaker 2: from at Bonnie Puns just tweeted, I wish Taco Bell
Speaker 2: serves some kind of spaghetti. I don't know why, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, I can imagine that. I can imagine a
Speaker 2: sloppy like Taco Bell ground beef spaghetti that would absolutely
Speaker 2: go against everything I learned when I was in Italy.
Speaker 2: But sometimes you got to give it up. After I
Speaker 2: saw that it be a little like Skyline. Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be like Cincinnati, you know, spaghetti chili, which
Speaker 2: is also fantastic because I guess after knowing that they
Speaker 2: were trying to do Baja blast gelato. I mean, it
Speaker 2: only makes sense that they would do some kind of
Speaker 2: spaghetti now, So.
Speaker 1: Is that all anyone was talking about in Italy when
Speaker 1: you were over there?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: But you know what, what I saw that shit on
Speaker 2: the internet and all I want to do is talk
Speaker 2: about it. And I just knew her magicy would be like,
Speaker 2: just shut the fuck up, Taco bellt for ten seconds, idiot.
Speaker 1: You had me at Hello, all right, work media, I've
Speaker 1: been enjoying what at Wyatt Underscore Privileged tweeted high, honey,
Speaker 1: how was your flight?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Pretty good, except I shipped my pants all over the
Speaker 1: place and we had to turn around and it made
Speaker 1: national news.
Speaker 2: But other than that, oh good.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
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Speaker 3: where we link off to the information that we talked
Speaker 3: about in today's episode, as well as a song that
Speaker 3: we think you might enjoy. Miles, what is a song
Speaker 3: that you think people might enjoy.
Speaker 2: Let's go out on an artist from New York, Yah
Speaker 2: Yah Bay with a track called You Up. And it's
Speaker 2: kind of like a little bit of bedroom R and B.
Speaker 2: You know, it's kind of got that like DIY sort
Speaker 2: of grime to the recording, but it's really dope. It's
Speaker 2: a great vocalist and the backing track is cool. So
Speaker 2: this is You Up by ya Ya Bae.
Speaker 1: All right, we will link off to that in the
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