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Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy what Olympic athletes have to do in

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Speaker 1: order to make it to the games.

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Speaker 2: Seriously insane.

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Speaker 1: It gives me chills just thinking about how far they've

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Speaker 1: comeicated to this. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, I've

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Speaker 1: never felt like such a lazy wimp than.

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Speaker 2: When I watched the video montages.

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Speaker 1: Where they show that they've been training since they were

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Speaker 1: five weeks old. That's right in the crib, up at

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Speaker 1: four am every day, working out for twelve straight hours.

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Speaker 2: And just imagine putting in all.

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Speaker 1: That work for your whole life, then making the Olympic team,

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Speaker 1: going to the Games, and right before your event you decide, eh,

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Speaker 1: actually I want to sneak out with my boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: Wait what, because.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what just happened to Olympic Brazilian swimmer Carolina Viera.

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Speaker 1: She was part of her country's swimming relay team.

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Speaker 2: Guys, why are you eyeing this is romantic?

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Speaker 1: I say it was because she sent home after she

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Speaker 1: was caught sneaking out of the Olympic village to hang

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Speaker 1: with her boyfriend without authorization.

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Speaker 2: She could see him whenever they haven't been there that long. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she's like day two. I can't go without you. But

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Speaker 2: this is that young love, you know.

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Speaker 1: It's like, honey, let's escape Paris together. And they they

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Speaker 1: caught her and she wasn't sent home immediately. She got

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Speaker 1: a warning and Carolina took the warning to heart and

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Speaker 1: she apologized, promised to never do it again.

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Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. She went off on the swim coach,

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Speaker 2: how dare you not let me be with my boyfriend?

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Speaker 2: So they said okay, bye, sent her package. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: this is sad.

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Speaker 1: And they didn't even let her back into the village

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Speaker 1: to grab her stuff because the rules officially say non

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Speaker 1: athletes are not allowed on the premises, so she had

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Speaker 1: to board a plane home wearing only what she had

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Speaker 1: on at the time.

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Speaker 2: That's almost like they could arrest her. In me, it's

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Speaker 2: likely we get fired finally. Here they just deactivate your

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Speaker 2: cards and they never securities.

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Speaker 1: Like the leader of Brazil swim team said, quote, we're

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Speaker 1: not here playing games or taking a vacation.

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Speaker 2: We're here working for.

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Speaker 1: Brazil and the two hundred million taxpayers who are working

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Speaker 1: for us to be here.

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Speaker 2: Metal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you could say that getting kicked off of

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Speaker 1: the Olympic team to go meet up with a boy

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Speaker 1: is one of the dumbest things someone's ever done in

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Speaker 1: the name of love. But it's not the worst because

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Speaker 1: a new survey asked people to share the most embarrassing,

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Speaker 1: cringeworthy stories of things they did for romance.

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Speaker 2: Well, I hope the Brazilian swimmers listening. Maybe it'll make

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Speaker 2: her feel better sit because number six on the list.

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Speaker 1: Once, I was in a long distance on and off

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Speaker 1: thing and I coated my body in green paint and

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Speaker 1: did a full body print on a giant piece of

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Speaker 1: white craft paper, rolled that up and sent it to

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Speaker 1: him in the mail, in a tube print of your body.

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Speaker 2: What is he gonna do that?

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Speaker 1: Just take a picture, I mean, hold her art, but

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Speaker 1: like you wanted to hang that up in your kitchen.

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Speaker 1: It's like when guys show photos of like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: look at this girl text dude, look at this green print?

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Speaker 1: That what colleges looks?

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Speaker 2: That make smash in the middle.

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Speaker 1: Number five says I was really into this one girl

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Speaker 1: at college. She was a skater chick and loved the

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Speaker 1: jackass videos. So to impress her, my buddy and I

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Speaker 1: stole two wheelchairs from a hospital and race them down

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Speaker 1: hills into oncoming traffic. I broke both of my ankles,

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Speaker 1: still got turned down for a date Steve. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: didn't get arrested for the theft of wheelchairs from.

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Speaker 2: A hospital famous in the hospital at least that yeah,

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Speaker 2: because they just went right back to the hospital to

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Speaker 2: return the wheel Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And number four in high school, I found a rusted

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Speaker 1: old grocery cart somewhere and we left that on my

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Speaker 1: crushes doorstep with a note that said, I'm a basket

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Speaker 1: case for you. Oh why does it feel like a threat,

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Speaker 1: like somebody is watching you?

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Speaker 2: You're not going to get a prom date of a

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Speaker 2: straining order? Maybe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're looking at the survey where people shared the

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Speaker 1: dumbest things that they ever did in the name of

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Speaker 1: true love. Number three says my crush said that if

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Speaker 1: I licked hot sauce off the floor, he would give

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Speaker 1: me a kiss.

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Speaker 2: Wait after after the kiss, I did it. No kiss

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Speaker 2: that is so that is not on you. It's on

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Speaker 2: you unless you're like an adult. You're a forty year

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Speaker 2: old man looking hot sauce off the floor. Maybe re evaluate.

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Speaker 1: Number two says I went to this beers and Bible

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Speaker 1: study thing with my crush is dad every.

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Speaker 2: Week for a year. Oh my god, I'm an atheist. God,

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Speaker 2: before or after the Bible study. That's a good question.

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Speaker 2: It's probably durry. Yeah, yeah, never never got anywhere with her,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, after an entire year with the dad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, who wants to go out with their dad's

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Speaker 1: Bible study friend.

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Speaker 2: You're a different person now.

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Speaker 1: And the number one stupid thing someone did in the

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Speaker 1: name of love.

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Speaker 2: This one's a little bit longer.

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Speaker 1: It says when I was sixteen, I was riding in

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Speaker 1: the back of a friend's truck and a girl I

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Speaker 1: was hoping to impress was with us. We're going about

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Speaker 1: forty miles an hour on an asphalt road.

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Speaker 2: My ball cap flew off.

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Speaker 1: She said you better jump out and get it jokingly,

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Speaker 1: so I dove out the back of the truck and

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Speaker 1: rolled down the pavement several times, got up, grabbed my hat,

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Speaker 1: and played it off like no big deal. Next day,

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Speaker 1: I woke up in excruciating pain and went to the

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Speaker 1: high hospital. I'd broken my collarbone, two ribs, and the

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Speaker 1: radius bone in my forearm.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: She did not date me, just thought I was an

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Speaker 1: idiot for the rest of high school.

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Speaker 2: I mean, imagine that visual you're in a moving car,

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Speaker 2: jump out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, sounds like you didn't even give anyone chance to

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Speaker 1: say don't.

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Speaker 2: The text in seven eight, five, nine two.

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Speaker 1: If you have a crazy story about something dumb you

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Speaker 1: did in the name of true love, we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: a phone tap right after this