Speaker 1: Wow, have I been through an experience. So I think
Speaker 1: it's important to mention that I only sweat the small stuff.
Speaker 1: And what I know to be true, and what everyone
Speaker 1: around me realizes, is that I place equal importance on
Speaker 1: things that would seem very different in importance to other
Speaker 1: things proportionally. And what I mean is like what dish
Speaker 1: we're ordering at a restaurant, to what caption I put
Speaker 1: on a post, to what kind of cookie place we
Speaker 1: go to first to try, to what drugstore lip gloss
Speaker 1: I put on is equally as important to me as
Speaker 1: speaking in front of five thousand people or going on
Speaker 1: the Today Show or a date, or walking a runway
Speaker 1: in front of millions of people. Literally, like it's not
Speaker 1: a joke, Like I have a very strange way of
Speaker 1: prioritizing things. Everything matters, Like everything matters equally very If
Speaker 1: you do it, it matters. It doesn't matter how small
Speaker 1: or how big it is. If you're making it in
Speaker 1: the kitchen, you do you make it good or you
Speaker 1: don't make it at all, like and you throw it
Speaker 1: out if it's gross, Like you don't just settle. I
Speaker 1: don't settle in any way. I don't settle in. I
Speaker 1: won't settle in relationships or work or I'd rather just
Speaker 1: not do it. So I am a very big like
Speaker 1: do it or don't type of person. And I'm really
Speaker 1: not a gray. I'm a black or a white. So
Speaker 1: that's hard sometimes because I'm obsessed with everything, but I
Speaker 1: lose the plot because I focus on the smaller things
Speaker 1: sometimes and don't realize the big things. Like I've been
Speaker 1: in restaurants and there could be a seven forty seven
Speaker 1: that could could crash in through the ceiling and I
Speaker 1: wouldn't notice it, but I would notice like some smudge
Speaker 1: on the table.
Speaker 2: You know. I'm very myopic in that way.
Speaker 1: And also I kind of when people ask me if
Speaker 1: I have the Emperor has no close thing, I think
Speaker 1: I kind of do. I've always said no, but I
Speaker 1: think I might because I maybe ironically don't think I'm worthy,
Speaker 1: Like I know that I'm worthy, but I can never
Speaker 1: believe that I'm worthy.
Speaker 2: I know it.
Speaker 1: I'm very confident, I'm not insecure, I'm not vain, but
Speaker 1: I can never really believe that I'm worthy. Like knowing
Speaker 1: it is different than believing it than feeling it in
Speaker 1: your body. So, for example, when I got the MTV
Speaker 1: like Lifetime Achievement Award. Someone had to let me know
Speaker 1: that it really wasn't supposed to be for me. It
Speaker 1: was supposed to be for somebody else. But they couldn't though,
Speaker 1: And I was like, who cares, I'm there. I don't
Speaker 1: give a shit. But then we get there and it's
Speaker 1: like a different MTV Awards, Like it's not the one
Speaker 1: that like j Lo's at. It's like this other like
Speaker 1: reality one that like snooky and like Kristin Cavalari's at,
Speaker 1: which I was grateful and thrilled to be there. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, like, it's always like you're always a hair short,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm always like it's always like you're there,
Speaker 1: but like not really Like listen, I was on the
Speaker 1: cover of Forbes magazine and I was on the list,
Speaker 1: and I was one hundredth on the list, like out
Speaker 1: of one hundred, So like, I don't care I made
Speaker 1: it in, and I'm that person that like says, like,
Speaker 1: I don't care how we got in.
Speaker 2: We're inlets.
Speaker 1: It's what we do when we get there. I don't
Speaker 1: care that I got paid seven and two hundred fifty
Speaker 1: dollars to be on the Housewives. I got in there
Speaker 1: and I made a meal out of it, Like that's
Speaker 1: how I roll. And I never know what anything actually
Speaker 1: means or is, Like I don't. Something can come in
Speaker 1: from my publicist that she's like, you should definitely do this,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, why am I doing this? And
Speaker 1: this sucks and we're not gonna do it, and then
Speaker 1: we get there and I'm like, holy shit, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I mean I told you. And also sometimes she tells
Speaker 1: me to do things that then our shit.
Speaker 2: I mean, you can't. You can't.
Speaker 1: Can't hit a home run every time. But like I
Speaker 1: never know what something is until I arrive, Like when
Speaker 1: you describe it to me, this is an appearance we're
Speaker 1: doing that. I kind of get it. I get the
Speaker 1: sense of it. Is it on brand? Is it like
Speaker 1: not compromising myself? But I forget I said it and
Speaker 1: forget it, and then the day of it's always the
Speaker 1: same thing. Someone comes to me, can we do want
Speaker 1: the questions in advance? And I always say no, And
Speaker 1: then I just want to do everything.
Speaker 2: Let's do real.
Speaker 1: I always say, let's do real, like I just want
Speaker 1: it to be the real moment that's happening. I like
Speaker 1: thrive on authenticity and just like the real moment, because
Speaker 1: that's where the beauty and the magic happens. That's where
Speaker 1: the happy accidents happen. When you're overproduced, which I discussed
Speaker 1: on a post about Blake Lively and Jennifer Lopez, you know,
Speaker 1: and you're overproduced in an archaic model of trying to
Speaker 1: make everything perfect and be perfect and show everybody that
Speaker 1: you're perfect, you miss a lot of the magic. So
Speaker 1: I'm about the magic. Sometimes with the magic, there's not
Speaker 1: Sometimes all the times, there's some crazy thing that happens.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I don't know if it's me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm Lucille Ball or Carol Burnett
Speaker 1: or like why things Maybe it's because I get too excited.
Speaker 2: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Things happen me all the time that are like insane.
Speaker 1: There's always something and I and even when I try
Speaker 1: so hard for it not to be something, something has
Speaker 1: to happen as little as like I'm in a feather
Speaker 1: dress in Paris, like locked in a bathroom, and like
Speaker 1: my assistant's like now trying to be a mechanic. Like
Speaker 1: it's just always something. So when Danielle, who works with me,
Speaker 1: calls me and says, you're sitting down and I say, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not, but what and she says, you're walking in
Speaker 1: Paris at the Lorel fashion show. So like that doesn't
Speaker 1: I don't understand what that. I don't even understand what
Speaker 1: that sentence means. I heard like Paris Fashion Week, she said,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that sounds really big, but like for me,
Speaker 1: my mind will always go to like there are other
Speaker 1: people walking in big shows, but like whatever I'm invited
Speaker 1: to is probably like the thing the day before, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, like just not the real thing.
Speaker 1: But I was excited. I'm like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: going to Paris. But I still was like I don't
Speaker 1: believe it, Like I don't know what it means.
Speaker 2: It's a constant.
Speaker 1: It's like not it's too abstract. So everyone's getting excited
Speaker 1: and I'm getting excited, but I don't really even know
Speaker 1: what I'm excited about. And Loreal is a big, major company.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize they were the biggest in the world.
Speaker 1: I now know that they're the biggest beauty brand in
Speaker 1: the world, but like, I still don't get it. So
Speaker 1: so we had like let's call it like six weeks
Speaker 1: or a month ago, and I'm telling I'm not allowed
Speaker 1: to say anything, but I'm telling my friends and anybody
Speaker 1: who will like be impressed by the fact that I'm
Speaker 1: going to Paris Fashion Week, like just like fronting. But
Speaker 1: I really didn't want to sell out and act like
Speaker 1: I belong, Like, oh, I have to go to Version Week,
Speaker 1: you know, like I was super excited and decided that
Speaker 1: I would. They were sending me with just with my
Speaker 1: with one person who was going to be Britain. But
Speaker 1: I realized I needed someone for work and I don't
Speaker 1: usually like a lot of people around, Like I'm not
Speaker 1: like a group person. I get anxiety. But like I
Speaker 1: knew I had to bring one person. Then I was like,
Speaker 1: I should also bring my other social person, and kind
Speaker 1: of it became like this is little Miss Sunshine or
Speaker 1: the Muppets go to Hot Wherever Manhattan, but Muppets take
Speaker 1: Manhattan like little Miss Sunshine. If you didn't see the movie,
Speaker 1: it's a girl named Olive who's like not the typical
Speaker 1: pageant girl by you know, with the She's got the
Speaker 1: big thick glasses and her family is.
Speaker 2: Completely like flawed.
Speaker 1: Everybody's sortifiable and something's wrong and they're a disaster, like
Speaker 1: a disaster, and I'm like, now three of us are going.
Speaker 1: Now we're all going, So like it was an expense
Speaker 1: for me, Like it was like we're getting everyone playing
Speaker 1: tickets and hotel rooms and I'm like, but we're got
Speaker 1: like one for all awful one. Everyone's coming, We're getting
Speaker 1: in the van, and Olive is going to go into
Speaker 1: some version of a fashion show, right, So like one
Speaker 1: by one, I was just asking people. They were freaking out,
Speaker 1: and only one person had ever been to Paris before.
Speaker 1: One person had never left the country before, and so
Speaker 1: like it really was like people were, you know, four
Speaker 1: weeks planning, you know, eating healthy, like trying to figure
Speaker 1: out outfits. Like everybody was super excited and we didn't
Speaker 1: really know anything and no one was telling us anything,
Speaker 1: so we didn't understand what's gonna happen. And then like
Speaker 1: someone said, you could do a photo shoot with Brinn
Speaker 1: when you're there, which sounded like an obligation because I
Speaker 1: didn't understand it. But I was like, yes, we're coming
Speaker 1: from a place of yes. So there were six of us,
Speaker 1: which is insane, Like who am I Like, now I'm
Speaker 1: a gangster rapper? I just like bring like six people
Speaker 1: into like a posse and fly everybody to Europe. Like okay,
Speaker 1: so we all my team of four all like younger,
Speaker 1: you know, they're flying together, which Brenn and I had
Speaker 1: some fomo we weren't flying with them, but we landed
Speaker 1: at the exact same time, and like it was gonna
Speaker 1: be a vacation for Brinn and I, but like we
Speaker 1: would do the work obligations, like not obligations, but like
Speaker 1: the show and the other things around it, like there
Speaker 1: was an optional dinner with the Loreal team, an optional thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm usually the like not optional dinner person, Like
Speaker 1: I'm doing my own thing and then I'm going.
Speaker 2: To the real thing.
Speaker 1: But like we land and I'm feeling fomo missing my team.
Speaker 1: It really is like a little miss Sunshine. So I'm
Speaker 1: like to Brinn, like let's go to lunch because somebody
Speaker 1: she likes to be with me alone. She's like, no,
Speaker 1: let's go to lunch with everyone. So we were gonna
Speaker 1: go to lunch with everyone, to just a restaurant, just
Speaker 1: like a French restaurant, and then we passed this place
Speaker 1: called like Maison de la Trouf, which is like the
Speaker 1: House of Truffles. I'm like, oh my god, how can
Speaker 1: I not take them all to Truffles, Like, let's fucking
Speaker 1: lean in, double down, triple down, and forget. I don't
Speaker 1: remember why we're there. I forget that we're there for
Speaker 1: a fashion job. I'm just in the moment of like
Speaker 1: we're a little miss Sunshine and we're And then next
Speaker 1: to that was like caviar Caspa, the place that I
Speaker 1: had that like two million dollar baked potato filled with caviar,
Speaker 1: like loaded with caviar. When are these people ever gonna
Speaker 1: have caviar? Now, this is what's going on with the
Speaker 1: Land of the Misfit Toys. Behind the scenes, Jason, the
Speaker 1: makeup artist they all tell me, did not sleep one second.
Speaker 1: Was laughing out loud at whatever he was watching on
Speaker 1: the plane and drank six Vodkas, like en route to
Speaker 1: a work trip. And when the person who was serving
Speaker 1: him asked him what he wanted, he kept saying double
Speaker 1: vodkas each time of the six and they were like, well,
Speaker 1: and he's very tall, and they were like, well, they
Speaker 1: like it's like having two in the air. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm twice the size, so loaded up, so he's drinking
Speaker 1: multiple vodkas.
Speaker 2: Apparently.
Speaker 1: My assistant Mia has a very unique way of sleeping
Speaker 1: on an airplane where she like faces and hugs the
Speaker 1: seat to sleep.
Speaker 2: None of us understand that.
Speaker 1: And also she lets everybody know that she's like she's
Speaker 1: has never had Merleau, so she has Merlau for the
Speaker 1: first time on the plane, and also is excited to
Speaker 1: come to Paris to taste Barata, not realizing that Barat
Speaker 1: is from Italy.
Speaker 2: But they're going with.
Speaker 1: It, like everybody was just and Emily, my social girl,
Speaker 1: looked at Danielle like she was a crazy person for
Speaker 1: bringing a normal sized suitcase because of course on brand. Emily,
Speaker 1: who's that girl who wears like leggings and like a
Speaker 1: half top to an airport, which is serial killer behavior.
Speaker 1: And she's like has tattoos and she's like gorgeous, but
Speaker 1: like she's like that tough, bad like production bitch with
Speaker 1: all the stuff, with all the gear she has carry
Speaker 1: on luggage, which to me is serial killer going to Paris.
Speaker 1: So she's looking at Danielle like what the fuck are
Speaker 1: you doing? And so their fire like it's just every
Speaker 1: they're all laughing, which makes me so happy. Because I'm
Speaker 1: that friend that like wants my friends to be friends
Speaker 1: with each other. I don't need to be there. I
Speaker 1: in fact, I don't want to be there, Like I
Speaker 1: just die that they're all laughing and becoming friends with
Speaker 1: each other and enjoying each other, you know, like my
Speaker 1: housekeeper still has relationships with my former assistant, and like
Speaker 1: I just like everybody to be like have a family dysfunctional.
Speaker 1: I crave and attract crazy dysfunctional people that are like
Speaker 1: misfits that fit together, that are little nuts that like
Speaker 1: value humor first. So they're all having their own experience.
Speaker 1: So we go. We have touched the ground, we've bathed
Speaker 1: and now and also Danielle, who's who is a president
Speaker 1: of my company, who she and I really have She
Speaker 1: myself and Emily have really built this business together like
Speaker 1: they have been my like non traditional team.
Speaker 2: I don't have an agent. I don't do anything normally.
Speaker 1: I just Danielle was working in social and I don't
Speaker 1: even think that that was like her best skill set,
Speaker 1: to be perfectly honest, She's like a young girl that
Speaker 1: used to work in like publishing whatever, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I think you should come over here, and we should
Speaker 1: work on like deals together and like we created this
Speaker 1: position for her and in a world that neither of
Speaker 1: us understand what we were doing, and we just have
Speaker 1: made this happen on our own. Like anything is possible.
Speaker 1: You could do anything. You could have any job. You
Speaker 1: could be a publish she could be a producer, you
Speaker 1: could be a stylist. You could be anything you want.
Speaker 1: It's not that hard. You can't be a doctor or
Speaker 1: a surgeon. I don't advise that without a degree. So
Speaker 1: Danielle goes to bed every night at nine o'clock. She's
Speaker 1: a toddler, and it's like annoying. So Emily is on
Speaker 1: a West coast, so I talked to her late at
Speaker 1: night and Danielle, they're on like different shifts of dealing
Speaker 1: with me, because I roll from six am to eleven pm.
Speaker 1: So I need people on different shifts to deal with
Speaker 1: my ideas. So Danielle all of a sudden has a
Speaker 1: new personality in Paris. Now she like drinks wine. Now
Speaker 1: she's up late at night. Now she's ready to go
Speaker 1: off the plane, like she has a new French personality.
Speaker 1: So all of us get in the car and we
Speaker 1: go and we have an Amus boush. We have a
Speaker 1: giant baked potato with caviar and wine and like this
Speaker 1: experience and they're all like, this is the greatest thing
Speaker 1: that's ever happened in my whole life. We haven't even
Speaker 1: done anything yet, they can't believe their lives. Then we
Speaker 1: go next door and we have like a multiple course
Speaker 1: truffle tasting, like just decadence at its finest, and are
Speaker 1: off to races and we are the little Miss Sunshine
Speaker 1: team that like does everything like meaning Loreeale is like,
Speaker 1: do you want to go on the their first night
Speaker 1: and we're all like yup. We're in the dinner like
Speaker 1: and we meet the other influencers and Kensington is a
Speaker 1: young influencer, becomes my five 't eleven supermodel like Glamazon child,
Speaker 1: and my team takes over a lot of space and
Speaker 1: they're just like eating every morsel and drinking every drink
Speaker 1: and like dancing every dance and they're just like bending
Speaker 1: over Paris and fucking it like they're not missing one crumb,
Speaker 1: and everyone's just attracted to them and us because it's
Speaker 1: like we don't even know why we're that. We forgot
Speaker 1: we're doing a show. We're just like living our best
Speaker 1: lives in the moment.
Speaker 2: So we go.
Speaker 1: I go to the fitting with Danielle, which is a
Speaker 1: Larel fitting, and I get there and I don't realize
Speaker 1: that this woman, Delphine, who they introduced me to, is
Speaker 1: like the global head of everything. She's like the HBI C,
Speaker 1: they head bitch in charge of Lorel. But I'm just saying.
Speaker 2: Hello to everybody, meeting everybody. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I have no idea, and they're like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And she comes up to me and she's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you sold the shit out. I mean, she
Speaker 1: shouldn't say it that way, but she's like, you sold
Speaker 1: midnight cream and like I'm like, she's like you made
Speaker 1: that product and I'm like, I was in pajamas dirty
Speaker 1: and she's.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, you're real.
Speaker 1: And I don't realize till later that she's like the
Speaker 1: HBI C and she's planning the entire fashion show that
Speaker 1: I also don't realize what it's like. And so we
Speaker 1: go into this fitting and now it starts to come
Speaker 1: into fruition, like what I'm walking into because this is
Speaker 1: like multiple rooms that one time I think I was
Speaker 1: in like a Harper's No that was just a Harper's
Speaker 1: Bizarre photo shoot. I've never been into one of those
Speaker 1: like Vogue or something fashion rooms. When I tell you
Speaker 1: I've been into rooms, it was. It was two giant
Speaker 1: rooms of like I don't know, maybe like a thousand
Speaker 1: to fifteen maybe to fifteen hundred elaborate dresses when I
Speaker 1: tell you, not like like something. Everything was something that
Speaker 1: like Rihanna would wear to the maccallap, like giant feathers
Speaker 1: and sequins and like cra like over the top, like
Speaker 1: you're looking like the Statue of Liberty. You're just like
Speaker 1: and all different colors. And I was like, what the
Speaker 1: the hell is going on? I pictured I was going
Speaker 1: to go into some dressing room with some person and
Speaker 1: they were gonna give me three things they picked out
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: I try what not?
Speaker 1: This was like you walk through here and you pick
Speaker 1: whatever you want, like and I'm not. I didn't even
Speaker 1: go I just saw this little cute dress that was
Speaker 1: hanging in it looked like my personality. Because also I
Speaker 1: didn't want to go there and act like I belong. Oh.
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you that me and the land
Speaker 1: and Misfit toys at my house weeks before in like
Speaker 1: fifteen to twenty minutes we sat on my bed. And
Speaker 1: I have a crazy, weird, like beautiful mind way of dressing.
Speaker 1: I don't wear something in my closet until it's absolutely
Speaker 1: perfect for the event. Like I don't rush an outfit
Speaker 1: to make it work for the event. I wait, I
Speaker 1: could wait five years something sitting in there staring at
Speaker 1: me like like toy story, like that toy that wants
Speaker 1: to be played with. Then I leave it there crying
Speaker 1: until five years in I'm like, that's what I'm wearing
Speaker 1: to the US Open, Like that little gene Oscarla went
Speaker 1: a flirty little bow dress that like won't work anywhere else,
Speaker 1: like you look like a toddler, and it it always works.
Speaker 1: So and I have like a section for like some
Speaker 1: when I go into like some Milan fashion week, like
Speaker 1: if that ever happens because I'm now a supermodel, like
Speaker 1: there's oh, there's a section for that. But like those
Speaker 1: things I bought on ninety percent off sale, they have
Speaker 1: tags on them, they're waiting for their moment. I'll buy
Speaker 1: like a gown that was fifteen thousand dollars that I
Speaker 1: found for one thousand dollars and it looks like you're
Speaker 1: going to win an Academy award and it's sitting in
Speaker 1: the closet like you're a weirdo, Like why would you
Speaker 1: buy that? Because there'll be a day. So everyone sat
Speaker 1: on my bed and I'm like, Okay, here are my ideas.
Speaker 1: And we styled fashion week and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: doing it and I'm doing it myself. I don't borrow clothes,
Speaker 1: I don't use a stylist. It feels inauthentic to me.
Speaker 1: I'm doing it myself. And like we styled it forever
Speaker 1: for lunches, like to wear ball gowns, like we just
Speaker 1: leaned into the carry Bradshaw moment. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: going I'm not gonna be my normal self whom we're
Speaker 1: in like sweatpants, you know, or just like jeans and
Speaker 1: like a blazer or like I wanted do this right.
Speaker 1: So we did that. So now I go to the
Speaker 1: fashion shoot. They told me I'm the fastest one that's
Speaker 1: ever done it.
Speaker 2: I walked in.
Speaker 1: They had a couple of things they showed me. They
Speaker 1: didn't seem like my personality. I didn't want to act
Speaker 1: like nothing's worse than someone shows up at like a
Speaker 1: movie premiere and were's like something where they act like
Speaker 1: they're getting the award or like they were in the movie.
Speaker 2: You got to like know your place in society.
Speaker 1: I am like the one hundredth person on the Forbes
Speaker 1: list at this Lorel show, like I heard, there's fifty people,
Speaker 1: twenty eight countries, a lot of actual supermodels. Like know
Speaker 1: your freaking place. Sit in the back. Just try to
Speaker 1: stick the landing and get something that makes some sense.
Speaker 1: So I picked this cute, adorable dress that looks like me.
Speaker 1: It's a tulip flower, it's a Romanian designer, and but
Speaker 1: but I'm fifty three. So I'm like, I want to
Speaker 1: rock the body that rocks the party. I want to
Speaker 1: be like, I'm not gonna cover myself. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: like hi, like dance with the legs that wrung you, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show my body like but I'm also not
Speaker 1: gonna try to overstep. So I picked an outfit that
Speaker 1: was comfortable and quintessentially me. I looked at it, I
Speaker 1: put it on, it fit like it had been sewn
Speaker 1: onto me, and we walked the fuck out to get
Speaker 1: on with the rest of what we were doing, which
Speaker 1: is like enjoying every morsel of wine. So then we
Speaker 1: go out like on a brand dinner with Lorel and
Speaker 1: we have a great time and like, you know, my
Speaker 1: team is just like so fun and we just like
Speaker 1: keep going. And then the next day it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: Brenn and I have a fashion shoot that we're doing,
Speaker 1: like in front of the Eiffel Tower, which initially felt
Speaker 1: like work, and then all of a sudden we meet
Speaker 1: this amazing photographer, Nicholas Gerard Den, and he shoots Shakira
Speaker 1: and the Kardashians and Lauren Sanchez and Eva Longoria and
Speaker 1: his wife is a famous psychic, and like he's our
Speaker 1: new best friend, and he takes us to like these
Speaker 1: little alleys where like you have the best view of
Speaker 1: the Eiffel Tower, but not like in the obvious tourist place,
Speaker 1: so you feel like you're like in the bowels of Paris,
Speaker 1: but like next to the Eiffel Tower, and we're in
Speaker 1: these gorgeous outfits, and like everyone came because like the
Speaker 1: whole Muppet crew doesn't need to come, little on a
Speaker 1: Sunshine van doesn't need to come, but it's like one
Speaker 1: for all. Everyone came for this and they were all
Speaker 1: so happy because they got like the views and the
Speaker 1: pictures and it was just like magic gull. Every second
Speaker 1: was the best second of our lives. And then two
Speaker 1: years ago Brennan and I went and she wanted to
Speaker 1: get one of those locks and put it on the bridge,
Speaker 1: like those love locks. If you ever do this, get
Speaker 1: get a brightly colored one, bring it from home, put
Speaker 1: some painted purple, put ryanstones on it. Do not just
Speaker 1: get the basic bitch tourist store lock like we got,
Speaker 1: because you may one day want to go back and
Speaker 1: find it, and it's not that easy. So we go
Speaker 1: to the lock bridge two years ago and the lock
Speaker 1: bridge is no room or they won't let you do
Speaker 1: it or something, and they cut them off, we heard.
Speaker 1: So we find like the scaffolding sort of side like
Speaker 1: ledge under the bridge where there are also thousands of locks.
Speaker 1: Like we're this wasn't our idea, Like for miles there
Speaker 1: are these locks and we can't find one spot, and
Speaker 1: we find this one little spot and we jam it.
Speaker 1: I remember, like it was yesterday. It was so hard
Speaker 1: to like move a other locks because some people are
Speaker 1: putting their locks on other people's locks, and we didn't
Speaker 1: want to do that. So we like want needed to
Speaker 1: be in like the initial spot. So we got the
Speaker 1: lock in, we put like Mama loves Peanut on it,
Speaker 1: and Brinn's like, Mom, I want to go back and
Speaker 1: find the lock. I don't know how to explain to
Speaker 1: you what this would be like doing like this is
Speaker 1: not this is this is psychotic. I'm like, Brin, I mean,
Speaker 1: I love you, I love your spirit. It's like putting
Speaker 1: a message in a bottle and expecting it to like
Speaker 1: wash up and you're gonna find it.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But we took I remember taking a picture of the
Speaker 1: lock and being like, then if we ever come back,
Speaker 1: But it all ends up looking the same. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a long, endless bridge and it's everything looks the same.
Speaker 1: Every stairway down to this ledge looks the same. So
Speaker 1: somehow we find the area and we can see it
Speaker 1: in the picture, and this famous photographer comes with us,
Speaker 1: and we see this little hole in the stone that
Speaker 1: seemed like it was an identifiable spot in the bridge.
Speaker 1: I don't think it ended up actually not being and
Speaker 1: it was such a lesson in life. So Nickicholas and
Speaker 1: Brynn are digging into cobweb laden locks, like arguing with
Speaker 1: each other. It's here, it's not here, it's that, it's
Speaker 1: not that. Like we almost started to feel bad that
Speaker 1: the photographer was helping us for so long. It was
Speaker 1: like it ended up being sixteen minutes. But like that
Speaker 1: she wanted to almost like faking an orgasm, like she
Speaker 1: wanted to almost tell him like, oh, we're there, but
Speaker 1: like it would have been so like dissatisfying. So I
Speaker 1: then me, as they're playing checkers and I'm always playing chess,
Speaker 1: so I'm stepping back. I'm like, guys, brin, step away
Speaker 1: from the problem, keep going back to the picture, like
Speaker 1: retrace your steps, go step back. And then they find
Speaker 1: like where the locks like crossed with this like railing
Speaker 1: that was in front of it, and like then they
Speaker 1: were able to identify it and we find the lock.
Speaker 1: Too bad, we didn't keep the key. That was a
Speaker 1: rookie move. We find the lock, it says Mama Peanut,
Speaker 1: and we want to put something on it. So next time,
Speaker 1: so she takes off a bracelet that's definitely gonna fall off.
Speaker 1: But like we found the lock. It was magical that
Speaker 1: happened on the trip and everyone Mi I was there
Speaker 1: for that my assistant like that was insane. Okay, So
Speaker 1: we find the lock and then the next day is showtime.
Speaker 1: Now each night we're staying out late. We're going out
Speaker 1: like you just like sleep and look good, like I
Speaker 1: don't sleep at all. The night before the show, I
Speaker 1: get a last minute, amazing massage at this great place
Speaker 1: codage spot inside the Kimpton Hotel. If you're going to Paris,
Speaker 1: Kimpton is perfect. It's a boutique hotel. If you don't
Speaker 1: like transacting, you want something to feel Parisian. You want
Speaker 1: to be in a cute area. You want to like
Speaker 1: not it's still expensive, but it's not like being at
Speaker 1: the Ritz, where like the lobbies. Everything but your room
Speaker 1: is gonna be tiny. There are people like that. I'm
Speaker 1: not that person. I want my room to be good.
Speaker 1: I want to not see a lot of people. I
Speaker 1: want the food to be good. The breakfast was amazing,
Speaker 1: big fan. I would stay at the Kimpton every time.
Speaker 1: Rooms are as small. We had a sweet so was
Speaker 1: a little bigger but pretty balcony, gorgeous. It just I
Speaker 1: loved it. So I got a gorgeous massage.
Speaker 2: They're shocking.
Speaker 1: So I fell asleep the morning of the show, which
Speaker 1: I was thrilled about.
Speaker 2: And then we go.
Speaker 1: Over to the show and I'm wondering, I think I
Speaker 1: might have to be continued because this is the show
Speaker 1: itself is such a story what happened that I need
Speaker 1: to take a deep breath and do that in the
Speaker 1: next episode. And it's okay, because the trip was so
Speaker 1: sick that we forgot why we were there, Like it
Speaker 1: was so sick that now like we're there for the now,
Speaker 1: we'd like realize why we're there. And and oh, it's
Speaker 1: at le Berra, which is the opera. It's a massive
Speaker 1: landmark in the middle of Paris. And I realized as
Speaker 1: we got there that it's twenty eight countries.
Speaker 2: As I told you fifty models.
Speaker 1: They say they're twenty five hundred people going to watch,
Speaker 1: but it's not really twenty five hundred a it's going
Speaker 1: to be like televised and all over the world. But
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that there are like thousands of people
Speaker 1: that are gonna be on the street because people are
Speaker 1: like in their buildings and you in the windows, and
Speaker 1: like they're closing off streets. They're closing off streets in Paris,
Speaker 1: like for this show, like what I thought this was
Speaker 1: going to be like be in the meatpacking district version
Speaker 1: of Paris, like which looks amazing, like in just like
Speaker 1: fashion week and you're just walking down this long, chic runway,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was gonna be like I've been to.
Speaker 2: Fashion Week in New York and it's like a little pretentious.
Speaker 1: It's a little like everyone takes themselves very seriously and
Speaker 1: it's I have fashion Week this week, and everyone acts
Speaker 1: like they're curing cancer and going to fashion Week. And
Speaker 1: it's just it's not like it doesn't have a soul.
Speaker 1: It's not that alive. Like, yes, it's alive because they
Speaker 1: are beautiful people and it's gorgeous creations and you have
Speaker 1: to respect the art and I've it, but it's not
Speaker 1: like it just doesn't feel totally like.
Speaker 2: Free.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel free and it doesn't feel alive. And
Speaker 1: I have been to everything. I have been to the
Speaker 1: Vanity Fair party, I have been to the Grammys, I
Speaker 1: have been to the Emmys. I've gone to every movie
Speaker 1: premiere I've I know, I know probably seventy five percent
Speaker 1: of mainstream celebrities, and that mainstream of like major celebrities,
Speaker 1: Like I've been in the world. Okay, So what I'm
Speaker 1: about to set you up for like is coming from
Speaker 1: that perspective, not a braggy perspective, but like I pretty
Speaker 1: much know everybody through like my whole life, just all
Speaker 1: the jobs working for Laura Michaels, working for Jerry Bruckheimer,
Speaker 1: partnering with Ellen, running into Sea, working with Mark Burnett,
Speaker 1: like you know, working with Martha Stewart, just like I
Speaker 1: just know a lot of people.
Speaker 2: It just this is just what it's been. And I've
Speaker 2: been to a lot of things, and.
Speaker 1: You know, Mark Cuban and Steve Cohener on speed dial,
Speaker 1: Like I just want you to know, like I've seen it,
Speaker 1: sporting events, super Bowl, famous photographer boyfriends, Like we've been there,
Speaker 1: We've done it. I'm about to set you up for
Speaker 1: the single greatest experience of my life, like you know,
Speaker 1: short of having a child and childbirth and things like that,
Speaker 1: but this is like this was I've never been more humble.
Speaker 1: I've never experienced something more monumental and also something that
Speaker 1: I had no idea what I was walking into, no
Speaker 1: idea for what was to come. I mean there's a
Speaker 1: concept that you're like, Okay, Kendall, Jenn or Eva Longoria.
Speaker 1: But sometimes like you hear that people are at something,
Speaker 1: like I was at the It Ends with Us premiere,
Speaker 1: but I was, like, I never interacted with Blake Lively.
Speaker 1: I was at the halle Berry premiere. I happened to
Speaker 1: have been in a beauty pageant with halle Berry when
Speaker 1: I was thirteen, but I didn't interact with halle Berry. Like,
Speaker 1: just because you're going to something and someone else is
Speaker 1: doesn't mean they're interacting with you. Anna Wintour was that
Speaker 1: It Ends with Us. I mean she breezed right by me,
Speaker 1: like I did not know, like what just because those
Speaker 1: people were gonna be at this thing and Viola Davis
Speaker 1: and I had no idea what I was entering into
Speaker 1: and how much of an honor it was going to
Speaker 1: be to be included in this experience. So I just
Speaker 1: wanted to give you the fore play because I'm usually
Speaker 1: I get to the main act kind of person sin
Speaker 1: but like I really was olive in the Little Miss
Speaker 1: Sunshine Van like it felt the same. And the one
Speaker 1: thing that I just do know in life is and
Speaker 1: that I've always told my daughter, you don't have to
Speaker 1: act like you belong. It's not necessarily that it's commit
Speaker 1: to the bit, like I am a commit to the
Speaker 1: bit person, and we all committed with our whole entire
Speaker 1: bodies to every dinner, every piece of caviar, every glass
Speaker 1: of wine, every experience, the fitting, the photo shoot, like
Speaker 1: we just went in and left no crumbs. We left
Speaker 1: it all on the field, and then we get to
Speaker 1: game day. The big cop