Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2: This is Jessica. I am not happy, okay, what seems
Speaker 2: to you a problem?
Speaker 1: Jessica. Hi, I am an upset customer. That's what the
Speaker 1: deal is.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what can I do for you today?
Speaker 1: My name is My name is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 3: And the other day I ordered four bacon and egg
Speaker 3: bagels from your establishment, okay, and it was for a
Speaker 3: work meeting, very important work meeting.
Speaker 2: And okay, what happened?
Speaker 3: Well I opened it up in the conference room in
Speaker 3: front of my bosses and a client. Yeah, and there
Speaker 3: were five bacon egg bagels in there.
Speaker 2: Okay, so there was an extra bagel. Yes, oh okay, so.
Speaker 1: Thanks for making me look like an idiot.
Speaker 4: I'm really sorry about that, sir. I'm sorry we gave
Speaker 4: you an extra bagel, but at least it was a
Speaker 4: complementary or bagels.
Speaker 3: Is what I ordered, bacon and egg bagels, four of them, which,
Speaker 3: by the way, they were delicious.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I.
Speaker 3: Did not order five of them. So now I'm sitting
Speaker 3: here with an extra bagel in front of a client
Speaker 3: and my bosses. I had to explain that I ordered
Speaker 3: enough for everybody in the room. I did not order
Speaker 3: an extra one. It was very embarrassing.
Speaker 4: I'm really having trouble seeing what the problem was was
Speaker 4: getting an extra bagel. I mean, I'd understand you got
Speaker 4: three and you wanted four, that one would be missing.
Speaker 3: By the guy explained it, I ordered four and I
Speaker 3: had I unboxed those bagels in front of my bosses
Speaker 3: and a client, and then I had to apologize for
Speaker 3: the next forty five minutes because I had an extra
Speaker 3: bagel in there. I looked like a career like I
Speaker 3: didn't know what I was doing with anything.
Speaker 4: Do you apologize for forty five minutes about an.
Speaker 3: Extra Absolutely, because I need to look organized at my job,
Speaker 3: and it looked completely unprofessional and dis or organized that
Speaker 3: I had five bagels when there were four people. And
Speaker 3: I need to speak to your manager or whoever runs
Speaker 3: the place, because you guys owe me for that.
Speaker 2: What do we owe you a negative bagel?
Speaker 3: Like a like, nope, four hundred thousand dollars four hundred
Speaker 3: thousand dollars because we lost the client that day and
Speaker 3: that would have been how much they were going to
Speaker 3: spend with our company.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like maybe your presentation wasn't going to go.
Speaker 4: I don't think someone would not go through a client
Speaker 4: deal just because you've brought an extra bagel into the room.
Speaker 4: And if you spent forty five minutes apologizing for an
Speaker 4: extra bagel, they probably all thought that you were met.
Speaker 1: How dare you?
Speaker 3: I am the customer and I purchased four bacon and
Speaker 3: egg bagels.
Speaker 1: You gave me five.
Speaker 3: It lost us a client and I also lost my job,
Speaker 3: So I will be suing your company for pain and
Speaker 3: suffering and lost wages as well.
Speaker 1: And you're half a second away from me.
Speaker 2: The cops calling the cops. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you
Speaker 3: a question. Let me ask you a question. Are you
Speaker 3: going to report to your bosses that you gave me
Speaker 3: an extra bagel?
Speaker 4: Actually, if you knew anything about businesses, you would know
Speaker 4: that they account for a certain.
Speaker 2: Amount of human error and losses.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to hang up now because I have
Speaker 4: a room.
Speaker 3: Full of time on my way to stand right in
Speaker 3: the middle of the place and naked sit in protest.
Speaker 4: You're going to show up and do a naked protest,
Speaker 4: right because that is so legal. Yeah, if you do that,
Speaker 4: I'm definitely calling the cops on you.
Speaker 3: Well, if you call the cops on me, I'm going
Speaker 3: to call the cops on you.
Speaker 1: You're going to be in the middle of a little
Speaker 1: cop battle. Aren't we a little cop battle?
Speaker 2: Cop? Oh?
Speaker 4: I thought you said something else?
Speaker 1: What'd you think?
Speaker 2: I said nothing?
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. Look, I'm hanging up right now, don't
Speaker 4: we I have real customers talk any more?
Speaker 1: So I need to tell you that your coworker Nelly
Speaker 1: set you up for a phone prink.
Speaker 3: What this is actually Jewel from the Jubil Show doing
Speaker 3: a phone prank on you and your coworker Nelly set.
Speaker 2: You up.
Speaker 3: As they said that you guys can deal with a
Speaker 3: lot of weird complaints from customers, so she wanted me
Speaker 3: to mess with you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what she got me?
Speaker 4: Okay, well, now I really do need to get back
Speaker 4: to work.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.