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Speaker 1: Scared her? Was it fine? Now? Porn?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need ride.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbays.

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Speaker 1: This is Karen till Gareth.

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Speaker 3: Karen is currently and I'm not kidding, crimping her eyelashes,

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Speaker 3: curling them with one of those clockwork orange keep me

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Speaker 3: up all night to watch horrible things so I can rehabilitate. Scissors.

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Speaker 3: They have scissors as the handle. I have tried them

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they will pinch your lid to the point

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Speaker 1: Oh you, oh know, yeah, you print yourself.

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Speaker 3: I mean, who knows where I'd be today gender wise

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Speaker 1: Like hell, it is hard to be a woman.

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Speaker 4: We all know that, but I mean some people don't realize.

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Speaker 4: My cousin, Lisa Is, she used to separate. She'd put

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Speaker 4: This is this was back in the late late seventies

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Speaker 3: People say, stick a needle in my eye because they

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Speaker 4: However, Lisa, Lisa, who didn't mind a drug that was scary.

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Speaker 3: Should not have stopped in the road.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 4: I think people buy Jettas and they think, hey, I'm

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad bought me this Jetta. It's all going

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Speaker 3: Someone did a song called all my ex girlfriends drive

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Speaker 5: Who I can't black jettas.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember dead milk sounds milk.

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Speaker 3: It sounds milk many because it's about a car and.

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Speaker 1: It has a story. Yeah, there's a storyline.

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Speaker 3: It may have been. You might be right, God Love

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Speaker 4: Uh or if you're a dead milkman. I'd love to

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Speaker 3: And uh, I guess this is something we should do

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Speaker 3: right at the start. Karen, I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: Oh and this is real, this.

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Speaker 3: Is a real thing. This isn't real.

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Speaker 5: Haha.

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Speaker 3: We're driving by Taco Bell. Taco Bell, we give you diarrhea?

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Speaker 3: And do you need to write a I could have

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Speaker 3: a real sponsor, and would I would have? Yeah? You

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Speaker 3: know what I'll do for money about everything? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: the good people at Parachute Home have given me the

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Speaker 3: they're local, They are local, and you know they cause

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Speaker 3: great sleep, Caaren, I don't know if you know. This

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Speaker 3: And here's the thing about the stuff they sent me,

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Speaker 3: really nice. And you know the betting's made of one

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Speaker 3: hundred percent long staple Egyptian cotton.

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Speaker 3: Hey, it's manufactured in a mill in Tuscany.

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Speaker 3: Betting for nearly eighty years. This mill, it's probably been

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Speaker 3: it did come right to my door. Parachute cuts out

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Speaker 3: Right while you sleep. The only other way to get

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Speaker 4: So you've received them, I'm going to get mine and

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Speaker 4: we're gonna we're going to sleep on them, and then

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Speaker 3: I won't do that.

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Speaker 3: That seem kind of passive.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, and he also has his own podcast called

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Speaker 4: Twisting in the Wind.

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Speaker 3: I want to say, oh, do you promise me we're

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Speaker 3: Well, if we just go between those poles, I'll think

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Speaker 3: We're taking Johnny tonight to a show at the UCB Sunset,

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Speaker 3: the new UCB Theater. You're also on the program. I am,

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Speaker 3: And I did not reply because I'm a poor businessman. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet you could. I do that all the time.

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Speaker 1: I'm the worst.

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Speaker 3: I actually got booked for the future a future date. WHOA,

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Speaker 1: I think that was an undercover cop that just passed up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, because I was going to do a fool

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Speaker 3: They don't like that, not when you're all blatant about it.

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Speaker 3: At least, honestly, I think the police do appreciate it

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Speaker 3: do that right in front of me. I'm like, what

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Speaker 5: Man? Can you hold this water pipe? Cool?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 3: Cop?

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Speaker 1: Do you vape? I had a friend whose brothers got

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Speaker 4: It was five guys in a car and they were

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Speaker 4: The Arabia brothers wonderful men, really love them, but they

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Speaker 4: He takes the bong back to his car, him and

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Speaker 4: that's where CJ's from. It was CJ Arabia's brothers. You're like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I love that story.

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Speaker 3: And they've watched them do the bong rips.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they all thought they were getting arrested. They were

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Speaker 3: Out, Oh, that's amazing.

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Speaker 4: And instead the cops are like, will get high too,

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Speaker 4: People are cops or that they're gonna turn their partners

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Speaker 3: Everyone's out to get me.

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Speaker 3: I wonder what my bank account is doing that kind

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Speaker 3: of thing. I got a loose nup. Maybe it's uh,

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Speaker 3: I'm hitting the sativa I should be hitting an Indiica.

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Speaker 4: Well, I think though I had to do the exact

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Speaker 4: it was just like, and nohing is that it's all bad?

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like it just left me. That's the paranoia part.

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Speaker 3: I've had a summer where I'm like, I could get

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Speaker 5: Which is what happens exactly.

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Speaker 3: Is this normal breathing? Is my neck closing in on

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Speaker 3: my esophagees?

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Speaker 1: Yep? Is this how I really die? I remember one

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Speaker 3: I remember Jeremy Kramer.

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Speaker 4: He's a He's a San Francisco legend. He's one of

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Speaker 3: When I met you. When I first met you, and

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Speaker 3: comedy was happening in a laundromat. Jeremy Kramer was there, Oh, yes,

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Speaker 3: and I was. I was with Howard Kramer, and immediately

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Speaker 1: There's so many Kramers.

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Speaker 4: I was playing dominoes with him one time and took

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Speaker 4: him and said, I I.

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Speaker 1: Think I think something's wrong.

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Speaker 4: I think I'm having a heart attack, and he just

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Speaker 4: looked at me and goes, do you want me to

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Speaker 3: So you're right, no, Oh that's terrific.

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Speaker 1: It was the perfect like, I mean, that's all you.

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Speaker 3: Need, that's yeah, That's the only thing that'll kick you

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Speaker 5: Yes, Oh, do you want.

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Speaker 3: Me to call the whambulence?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: It's hard to know where we.

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Speaker 1: Are at I know, well, you know what it is.

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Speaker 4: It's like Johnny lives under five different freeways.

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Speaker 1: So but we're very close. We are very close close. Indeed, Yeah, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Sorry I was feeling I was looking at the apparatus.

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Speaker 1: Here, and how's your apparati.

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Speaker 3: With low on battery? I thought I put in new

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Speaker 3: batteries last time. Oh there's so much to remember just

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Speaker 1: No, I know, believe me, there's not enough time in

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Speaker 4: No, there really isn't, although I do manage to lay

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Speaker 3: In defense of the idea, there was plenty of time

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Speaker 4: I do that all the time, and then I think

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Speaker 4: that's the first thought. That's like, that's my responsible adult thought.

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Speaker 1: And my next thought is, well, do it later. It'll

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because go to the story.

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Speaker 1: It'll be fun.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll be looking forward to it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, as opposed to know you're twenty minutes late for everything.

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Speaker 4: You're just adding something onto your to do list.

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Speaker 3: I'm that's me.

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Speaker 5: That's me.

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Speaker 3: I put things off. That's how I function.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. It feels good. Just so you know.

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Speaker 1: I had breakfast with Greg barn this morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, that's great.

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Speaker 1: He's great. He's done with chemotherapy.

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Speaker 4: If anyone out there knows Greg Barrent, who's our a

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Speaker 3: And one of the many friends of ours with cancer

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Speaker 3: currently it's getting very frustrating that disease. But what did

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Speaker 1: He wants to do our podcast?

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Speaker 3: Oh terrific.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so excited. He wants to do it very soon.

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Speaker 3: So I would love it. I would love it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll take him anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But that was nice to see him and to

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Speaker 5: Oh good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's gonna be doing sets around and stuff.

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Speaker 3: That's terrific. That makes me happy.

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Speaker 4: That's the only thing I did today was go I

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Speaker 4: where it's like.

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Speaker 1: I'm acting, Like going and meeting people for.

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Speaker 4: Coffee is like something to check off a list or

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Speaker 3: Well, as long as you have a bit of a schedule,

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Speaker 3: I miss my free time. I'm working right now, and

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Speaker 3: it's it takes some getting used to, you know, waking

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Speaker 1: You usually do or whatever you want to do.

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Speaker 3: It's all and all these rich people always say that's

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Speaker 3: There's this montage of like advice from Arnold Schwarzenegger that

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Speaker 3: you die, That's what he said. I'm like, really, that's

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Speaker 3: what if you think about it. I mean, I guess

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Speaker 3: you have an edge on people if you only had

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Speaker 3: you're not going to nail that meeting, right, I.

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Speaker 4: Mean, who knows that? Like, you know, that guy can

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Speaker 1: He's rich. Yeah, none of the rules apply to that guy.

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Speaker 3: I think it's just talking early on and he's talking

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because if you're filled with other people's testosterone and

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Speaker 1: Then yeah, you can kind of do whatever you want.

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Speaker 3: Do you think he was injecting other people's growth hormones?

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Speaker 1: I like to think that.

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Speaker 3: I like to imagine it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I want a hero, I need a hero.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking out for a hero.

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Speaker 3: I've been holding on for a hero.

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Speaker 1: Clar Yah, the night Scratcher.

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Speaker 4: All right, this is crazy, yeah, but I think I

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Speaker 3: Okay, this has been I mean a goose chase.

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Speaker 1: It's been wild.

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Speaker 4: It's also hard to look at my phone map and

451
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,840
Speaker 4: podcast and drive.

452
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:21,919
Speaker 3: Yes, I we our podcast comes with dangers that are

453
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:25,760
Speaker 3: specific to the what we've decided to do, which is

454
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,399
Speaker 3: driving a car. While it's very dangerous. I can't believe

455
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:34,119
Speaker 3: people get in with us, I know. And I'm gonna

456
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,840
Speaker 3: just remind Johnny we're heading to him.

457
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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, close close by, I think, yeah, I think so. Actually,

458
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,800
Speaker 4: it's very strange. This is that part of Los Angeles.

459
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 4: It is now called frog Town, But when I moved

460
00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:54,359
Speaker 4: here and lived here for twenty years, it.

461
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:58,359
Speaker 1: Was never called anything. And then I had a Frogtown.

462
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,639
Speaker 1: Is what this little neighborhood coming up is?

463
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 3: Oh? Really, I thought it was a Legion park. Maybe

464
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 3: it's also called frog Town.

465
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Speaker 1: I don't know where a Lesion Park is, but this

466
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 1: is Frogtown.

467
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,879
Speaker 4: And I know because I have a hairdresser here, one

468
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,400
Speaker 4: of my many ladies around town.

469
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Speaker 5: Wow.

470
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Speaker 1: And it's just kind of just this strip.

471
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to know where we're at right now.

472
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:31,000
Speaker 3: This city is an intricate, serpenteine maze of confusing pathways. True,

473
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 3: sometimes they're labeled south, sometimes north. Suddenly you're on historic

474
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,879
Speaker 3: Route sixty six. You're in the wild West. You're on

475
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Speaker 3: a horse, you.

476
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 4: Need water, you got bit by a scorpion, you got

477
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 4: kicked the set because you because.

478
00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 3: You use the director's Damn you're not You're no longer

479
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 3: an actual cowboy. You're simply in a western movie. But

480
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 3: we are behind Dodder Stadium, and I think, yeah, Johnny's

481
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 3: like downtown ish right.

482
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Speaker 1: No, We're like, look, we're going down a bit further.

483
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,600
Speaker 1: And then he's right there.

484
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 3: Oh he's right here. Okay, See that's where I was

485
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:09,359
Speaker 3: wrong before. I mean, look, who knows where the freeway was.

486
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:13,120
Speaker 1: Tacking, who knows where the time goes? Newell, I'm going

487
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 1: left on it, Okay, Okay, great.

488
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,200
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm very excited for him to be in here.

489
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Speaker 3: How have you been What have you been doing, Karen?

490
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Speaker 4: Aside from having breakfast with the great parent was that

491
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 4: was one of the big ones just today.

492
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Speaker 1: Just today, Uh, let's see going to the movies a

493
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Speaker 1: lot our podcast front April.

494
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Speaker 3: Richardson, I love April ap and I.

495
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Speaker 1: We saw Straight out of Compton together.

496
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Speaker 3: How's that great? Great? Okay, I've been only told it's great.

497
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Speaker 1: It's great.

498
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Speaker 4: It's there's controversy because you know, it came out that

499
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Speaker 4: doctor Dre beat the ship out of his like first girlfriend,

500
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Speaker 4: and there's a lot of stuff about that which is

501
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 4: sucks and is very sad.

502
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Speaker 3: But oh it's in the movie.

503
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Speaker 4: No, no, know that was like the controversy after the

504
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 4: movie came out, as they never talk about this, but

505
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 4: it's like, in my opinion, you would have to.

506
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Speaker 1: It's a whole different movie.

507
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Speaker 3: Sorry that we can't have it. The movie be four hours.

508
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 4: Long, yeah, I mean they you know, there was plenty

509
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:18,360
Speaker 4: to cover anyway. So but it was great. I mean

510
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 4: that aside, here's what I will say I really liked.

511
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Speaker 4: After that there basically an article article came out saying

512
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Speaker 4: that you know this is they they they showed themselves

513
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Speaker 4: as being these heroes.

514
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Speaker 1: But then.

515
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Speaker 4: There okay, uh and then they uh and but the

516
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 4: truth is that doctor Dre beat this woman up. And

517
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Speaker 4: days later after that article that I read, doctor Dre

518
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Speaker 4: came out with a statement apologizing and saying, it's not

519
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:55,639
Speaker 4: an excuse, but I was young and didn't have I

520
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 4: wasn't raised well, and I wasn't a man yet, and

521
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,400
Speaker 4: so i made a lot of mistakes and I'm sorry.

522
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 1: For what I did.

523
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Speaker 4: Like, it was this very comprehensive really for my to me,

524
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 4: nobody apologizes like that anymore, just immediately comes out and

525
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 4: says I was wrong and I'm sorry, and it's not

526
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Speaker 4: an excuse, but I did it.

527
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Speaker 3: But i've yeah, yeah, if only our past presidents could

528
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 3: have the you know, could act more like gangster rappers.

529
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Speaker 4: Yeah, or like I just think that's a very manly

530
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 4: thing to do. Sorry, miss sure, Uh, it's very manly

531
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Speaker 4: to go. You're right, that was a really dark time

532
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 4: in my life. And I he basically said, like, I

533
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 4: try every day to be a better person than who

534
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 4: I used to be, and hopefully I'm getting better.

535
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Speaker 1: I mean, it was very responsible, seemingly to me. Yeah,

536
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 1: but anyway.

537
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Speaker 3: Especially since it was so long ago, and he was.

538
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Speaker 3: I mean that is when it comes to excuses, not

539
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,919
Speaker 3: that there is any for domestic when you say I

540
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 3: was seventeen.

541
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Speaker 1: No, I mean it's no. You don't hit people, but

542
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:01,679
Speaker 1: kids do.

543
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 3: Kids hit each other, kids do.

544
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 4: And when you do ship like that, then you apologize.

545
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,719
Speaker 4: If people go this was wrong, you go, yep, it

546
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 4: was wrong. I mean that he didn't have to do anything.

547
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 4: That's what most people do.

548
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 3: Wow, it's a little further. He's under a grapefruit tree.

549
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: We don't know what that means, Johnny.

550
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, is this a great for tree? I don't know.

551
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: It looks there's fruit there.

552
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 3: He is outside corner. Hey, hey, hi, Johnny. We got

553
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 3: a little turned around, got a little turned around.

554
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: We were on several freeways.

555
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 5: You did.

556
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: Here's your mic Ellie is a great big freeway.

557
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 3: Johnny Pemberton.

558
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: Everybody.

559
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's so hard.

560
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 3: It's so hard while we're because we're talking, we're trying

561
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 3: to podcast. Meanwhile we're getting uh, we just keep getting lost.

562
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 5: How long have you been lost for? Oh?

563
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: All our lives?

564
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 3: Twelve minutes.

565
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 5: Twelve minutes. That's not too bad.

566
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 3: It wasn't How are you what's up?

567
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 5: You know? I was just getting out of that grapefruit tree.

568
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 3: When you said grapefruit tree, you you acted as if

569
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 3: everyone knows what a grapefruit tree looks like.

570
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 5: I was not.

571
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 3: I did not grow up in an orchard.

572
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 5: It is not.

573
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 6: But usually when you see a tree that has a

574
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Speaker 6: bunch of big yellow fruit.

575
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 3: On it, right, that was the giveaway. Is the actual

576
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,439
Speaker 3: fruit in the tree? Okay, I should have I should

577
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 3: have noticed what part of town now. I thought it

578
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 3: was a Lesion park.

579
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 5: Lesian Valley.

580
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 3: Technically it is technically technically, but have you heard heard

581
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 3: the phrase frog town? Yes, yeah, you're in frog town.

582
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 5: Well it's not, but it is. That's what it's called.

583
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 3: You smell, You smell like grapefruits.

584
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 5: I'm not kidding away really, because I just kicked off

585
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 5: my foot.

586
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 3: Oh oh god, was decomposed rieks of healthy breakfast?

587
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: Johnny, Do you want to tell me the way to

588
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 1: get to the left?

589
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 5: Okay?

590
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 4: It's like uber, yeah, because they never know where they're going.

591
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 5: And it's amazing.

592
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 6: I sometimes I feel something the higher people like, Oh,

593
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 6: it's you never never driven before, driven before. Well, here's

594
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,959
Speaker 6: a great chance to learn how to drive. Here's your

595
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 6: chance to learn learn on the job.

596
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,120
Speaker 5: Why uh, why spend that time learning to drive when

597
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 5: you can get paid to learn to drive? Yeah, so

598
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 5: their ads should be get paid to learn to drive

599
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 5: with Uber.

600
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and everyone that you'll be picking out picking up,

601
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,239
Speaker 3: it's likely that they know how to drive, so they

602
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 3: can give you tips as you korean into a wall,

603
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 3: tips like oh my god, stop, or tips like please,

604
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 3: where are you taking us?

605
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 4: I had an Uber driver that had asked me to

606
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 4: teach him how to use ways. Wow, that's pretty meta.

607
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 5: I know.

608
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 6: We want to knowber who used ways so much that

609
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 6: he was like not seeing the forest for the trees

610
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,919
Speaker 6: kind of thing, like like, oh, it says there's traffic

611
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 6: in front of me when there's none, Like, but way

612
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 6: says there's traffic right here.

613
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, there are no cars. It's take that right. Yeah.

614
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 3: It's amazing how many of those guys driving professionals are

615
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 3: not familiar with ways. They have that it saved my.

616
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 5: Life, has saved your life?

617
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's got I don't know if it's

618
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 3: saved my life, but it's got me on time too

619
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 3: many things.

620
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 5: I'm tired of driving. I'm done with it.

621
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 1: It's pretty irritating.

622
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 5: It is. It is the thing. What a shooty thing

623
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 5: that we do as people.

624
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, like what a non human thing to engage in

625
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 6: so regularly driving.

626
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it makes bad makes us bad people agreed.

627
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,199
Speaker 5: They're not designed.

628
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, we aren't. We were. That would be amazing,

629
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 3: how we could have terrible bodies just be so awkward

630
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 3: in the bedroom, big hams, wrap around eyes, wrap around eyes.

631
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 4: Also, it's very isolating, Like when I get my car,

632
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 4: I just like I get all in my head and

633
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 4: then I get like, well, like we're saying like running

634
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 4: through problems.

635
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 5: Right, it makes me defense in a way that I

636
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 5: don't like feeling that way. Yeah.

637
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,239
Speaker 6: It's like I wouldn't talk to this person that way

638
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 6: if I saw him in the street, but I'm being

639
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 6: exact person as a stranger.

640
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 5: Yeah. Really, it's like if we we saw each other,

641
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 5: we probably make up and cry and like I'm so sorry.

642
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry too. Why did I do that?

643
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: Why did I call you?

644
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 5: Oh my god? We're just people, We're just trying. We're

645
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 5: just in the simulation together.

646
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 3: It's all simulation.

647
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 5: It is.

648
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 6: It probably is right, And I think they're pretty much

649
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 6: proven to probably a.

650
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 3: Simulation that we're living in a Truman Show situation.

651
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 5: Well, that's like that, not like.

652
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 6: So much human orchestrated simulation, but probably some sort of

653
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 6: advanced this as beings or our future US has created

654
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 6: this asshole.

655
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 3: Look at that guy, rist And that's something you probably

656
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 3: wouldn't say that, that face.

657
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 5: Smashing asshole if I had no and I got a

658
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 5: car alarm. You know what, you stupid sea gus, Get

659
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 5: that fucking car alarm off?

660
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 3: Why do you have a car? I knew he was

661
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 3: a West Coast seaguzzler.

662
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 5: Kiss my freaking jack.

663
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 4: I think, uh, the idea of it being a simulation

664
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 4: makes me feel so much better about my tax problem.

665
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because it's really not real.

666
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 3: Right, It's not real.

667
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 6: There's money, right, I mean that's I read some book

668
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 6: that said that's what I should think about money.

669
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 5: You just remember it's not real.

670
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just all where globs of cells and atoms

671
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 3: just being hurled through a universe that may or may

672
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 3: not be here, right, Right? Am I right about that?

673
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: I love it?

674
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 5: Am I right?

675
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 4: Ladies, Ladies back me up and men take a breather

676
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 4: in this universe.

677
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, man, you want to take a back seat

678
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 5: this next. Ladies have the chorus. Just go around the

679
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 5: ladies voices out there.

680
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 4: Johnny, can we talk for one second about the character

681
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 4: that you did at the Echoes Under Sunset Show? Sure,

682
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 4: I saw you where Johnny was the lead singer.

683
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 5: He's really a dentist. Oh that's what he does for

684
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 5: a living.

685
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: He's a dentist, but a divorce and he also was.

686
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 4: He was promoting the Fanny's Blues.

687
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 5: Losing on Barbecue Fest. Daniel Van losing Barbecue Fest.

688
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 3: And it's just a real fest or just why they

689
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 3: I mean, you know monopoly is actually there, probably is.

690
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: Probably it seemed very real.

691
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I grew up with those kind of

692
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 6: ship festivals. That's all we had.

693
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 5: It was just but he.

694
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 4: Had a lot of barbecue sauce on his face because

695
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 4: he had just enjoyed some ribs and.

696
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: He's just telling everybody about the blues fest and then

697
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: you sing a riffed blue.

698
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 5: Song, Yeah, sing a blue song. He just was one

699
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 5: of those kind of kind of those dads.

700
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 6: You know, it's conservative Midwestern dads, a lot of money

701
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 6: to buy, like expensive guitars that don't get played.

702
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 5: That's just how I grew I grew up with everyone

703
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 5: that's the people I grew up with.

704
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, people who are coming on in the blues fest.

705
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 6: It's gonna be, might have a couple of beers, might

706
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 6: get a little crazy down there.

707
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,719
Speaker 5: Coco Taylor.

708
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 6: They flew her in, probably pay her paiter forty grand

709
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 6: and she we're happy to have her though.

710
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 5: She's great. Coco songs that she's out there, But real

711
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 5: was it?

712
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: Robert Cray was the other Robert.

713
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 3: I was trying to think of his name. That's who

714
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 3: my mom always saw at the top, Hacks. I can't

715
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 3: believe you pulled Robert Cray out. That's who my mom

716
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 3: always she loved Robert Cray.

717
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,479
Speaker 5: Robert Cray is the best worst. He is the worst.

718
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 5: He is like everything the blues wanted to not be,

719
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 5: but so good at.

720
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: It till he's been around for a while.

721
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 3: He is he a blues guitarist.

722
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 5: He's a blues guitarist. Does he is? He's really good?

723
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 3: Does he make faces? I'd like how blues guitarists make faces,

724
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 3: the face as you would make while masturbating guitar. Yeah,

725
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 3: you gotta feel it. You gotta wins well, you gotta

726
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 3: WinCE while smiling when that note hits where it needs

727
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 3: to be.

728
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 6: There's a Steve I video called Tender Surrender from like

729
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 6: some time in the nineties.

730
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 5: He is dripping and sweat.

731
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 6: His guitar has like a it's a very much a

732
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 6: custom personal but but he it's like six minutes of

733
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 6: it's the most it should be flagged for inappropriate.

734
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 5: It's on YouTube, you can watch it. But it's so sensual.

735
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 5: He is masturbating a guitar masturbating.

736
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 6: He's not He's playing the guitar as though he was

737
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 6: playing his penis and like this long drawn out personal

738
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 6: celebratory masturbation rituals like mistroking it ever so gently and

739
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 6: speeding it up and.

740
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 5: Then just like does this little tap, like oh my god,

741
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 5: it's so great. My uh.

742
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 3: Henry was palced with Johnny Lang that who's like a

743
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 3: young blues yeah yeah ship. And we went we were

744
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 3: on the road somewhere it's like ten years ago, and

745
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 3: we went to a concert and he was making those faces.

746
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 3: But he's young and he and he had but he

747
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 3: had an old guitar, so to me it was very pedophilix.

748
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 3: He was like making love to this old guitars. Yeah,

749
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 3: and then someone had played like and then he go

750
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 3: with his mouth go like singing along to it. Yeah,

751
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 3: they sing along to guitars.

752
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 5: I think that's the thing that happens.

753
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 6: If you've been playing an instrument for about about four

754
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 6: or five years, you realize there's this intonation that happens.

755
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 6: What you know, you can probably do this, Karen, right,

756
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 6: You can sing when you play pretty much perfectly, but

757
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 6: you get that you look at the intonation, and when

758
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 6: you first learn that intonation becomes addictive to the point

759
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 6: of like annoying. It's really annoying, like, oh, I can

760
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 6: without thinking, I can sing the same note I'm playing

761
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 6: because I just know the intonation on the instrument. And

762
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 6: it's like, now I'm annoying as fuck for the next

763
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 6: year until I get over the ability.

764
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 4: It's actually the Blues are kind of super nerdy, and

765
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 4: I think everyone's scared to say that, Oh yeah, because

766
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 4: that kind of stuff, like what you just described of

767
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 4: someone like basically scatting with a guitar embarrasses me so bad.

768
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: You think about.

769
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 3: Watching unless it's on stage and it's part of a show,

770
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 3: I can watch it. But if you're at a party

771
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 3: and it could be the most talented person in the

772
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 3: world if they start playing guitar and singing along to

773
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 3: the guitar, which I've seen in Austin. That's every other

774
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 3: party in Austin. Someone's playing Hackey Sack and their friend

775
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 3: is singing along to the guitar. I get really uncomfortable.

776
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 3: And maybe it's something about me, Maybe it's something.

777
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 5: It's like improv.

778
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get really uncomfortable when I watch improv.

779
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 5: Like bad improv.

780
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 6: Bad improv is That's how That's how Christ was actually crucified.

781
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 5: It was forced to participate.

782
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 6: In an improv show that was going south immediately and

783
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 6: he just that's how they Christ died for our sins.

784
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 6: Our sins are learning improv.

785
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: Are several suggestions.

786
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 4: But also I think it's the vulnerability of that people

787
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 4: being so happy to be that vulnerable, whereas comedians, that's

788
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 4: the last thing we want to do like that kind

789
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 4: of like, hey.

790
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: Let's just see if I do good everybody.

791
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish that's how I still felt when I

792
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 3: did stand up. But I do not want that. I

793
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 3: want that veryvariable to be. I don't want yeah, yeah,

794
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 3: I want that to be the One thing I know

795
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 3: is that I have control over the situation to not

796
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 3: be variable.

797
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll let go. I've been letting go a lot that.

798
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

799
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: Yeah on stage, Yeah, I.

800
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 5: Just don't care.

801
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 3: You're always you've been in and uh, we both share

802
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 3: this quality. I'm gonna call it a quality. We're very

803
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 3: loosey goosey on stage. Yeah, loose is a goose you are,

804
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 3: I've seen you.

805
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm like a gander up there.

806
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 3: You are, like you're just like looking for a pond

807
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 3: or maybe not, may just lead your children across a

808
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 3: busy road.

809
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 5: Maybe I'll do a touch and go. You thought I

810
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 5: was landing on that pond. Nope, Oh he's out just

811
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 5: testing the water with my goose feet.

812
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll find a big chunk of bread and.

813
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 5: Hang out for a while. Yeah, he's eating that really

814
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 5: disgusting way when.

815
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 6: You choke, you back and grab it and you throw

816
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 6: your head forward to get down the gullet.

817
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks there. It looks so painful. When geese

818
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 3: eat just sideways bread.

819
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 1: You can tell they have an eating disorder.

820
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 3: So many geese binge and perche and yeah.

821
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,280
Speaker 6: Those gizzard stones, A couple of gizzard stones along the way.

822
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,919
Speaker 3: Those are some some sort of a stomach within a bird.

823
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,720
Speaker 3: That helps him eat rocks and birds.

824
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,439
Speaker 5: They eat a rock, a couple of rocks. Yeah, those

825
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 5: are their gizzard that helps pulverize.

826
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 3: The one of the My dad the only time he

827
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 3: ever went to the hospital. I think maybe he didn't,

828
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 3: but he thought he was dying, and he's ignored actual

829
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 3: signs of health problems. He ate a bunch of almonds

830
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 3: and uh like a whole bag of him like it was.

831
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 3: It was a time where he's single. I think he

832
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 3: just I could make I could make a dinner. I

833
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 3: could eat this bag of nuts. And they bound up

834
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 3: inside him to the point where he's in so much pain.

835
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 3: And then the doctor said that they were caught in

836
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 3: some sort of a provincial I don't know, some of

837
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 3: what used to be a gizzard and a human. And

838
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's what the appendix is or

839
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 3: there is. They said, it's not stuck in your stomach,

840
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 3: it's in your and I wish I knew what it was.

841
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 3: A gizzard like that there was, it was some sort

842
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 3: of a gizzard and nuts get caught in there.

843
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 1: And is it a spleen?

844
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 3: Maybe it's the spleen.

845
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: You lose your spleen, right.

846
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 3: Think you're right. I think the food doesn't go through,

847
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 3: but it filters things. And I think that sometimes there's

848
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 3: nuts in your blood special occasion, I would say no,

849
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,919
Speaker 3: but what if you're on a roller coaster and you're

850
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 3: really being jostled.

851
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,439
Speaker 5: About, maybe like on the gravitron or something.

852
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 3: That was the part of the story. I left it

853
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 3: out as my dad was at the state fair all day.

854
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: He was just on.

855
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 4: My dad used to always have a bag of almonds

856
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 4: in his hand and he offered them, shake them at you,

857
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 4: to offer them to you, and then go Nature's candy.

858
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 5: Wow and that dad.

859
00:38:54,200 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, porks dipped in Merks cheddar cheese product. Oh,

860
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 6: this was back when he was This is pre pre Atkins,

861
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 6: but this was an Atkins diet.

862
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 5: Oh they no carb diet.

863
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,959
Speaker 3: Wait, your dad invented the Atkins diet.

864
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 6: It sounds like really fat he was. I think it

865
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 6: was called the T factor diet. But this he lost

866
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 6: a bunch of weight. And part of that was that

867
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 6: way was eating.

868
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 5: Hot dogs no buns and one of pork rinds dipped

869
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 5: in cheese. Wow.

870
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, you go protein. Yeah, you can ever found like.

871
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 3: That Because your dad's a Mayo clinic. Isn't he a

872
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 3: Mayo clinic like a surgeon, right, he's a surgeon. I

873
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 3: talked to him on the phone once. Yeah, I recommend

874
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 3: I was having some bleeding issues and I mentioned these

875
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 3: already at the top of the shell. But as Dad

876
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 3: was very he was calming, he gave me some information.

877
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,479
Speaker 3: He led me to one of his friends who works

878
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 3: here in Los Angeles. I went, and that guy stuck

879
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 3: his whole arm in my button numerous times, sometimes just

880
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 3: in front of his golf buddies. But he no, come on,

881
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 3: they were doctors. A lot of people were in the room, though,

882
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 3: I don't.

883
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had that experience one time where I went

884
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 6: in and I had a procto, you know, just checking

885
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 6: and just checking out the zone down there.

886
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, you gotta check the zone.

887
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 5: There was this woman who was must I think she

888
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 5: was an intern. She was you know, probably like in

889
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 5: her like late twenties, like your age, yeah, yeah, my age,

890
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 5: but just stunningly beautiful with my doctor. And I was like, oh, great,

891
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 5: here we go. Let's just like I met her literally

892
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 5: twenty seconds prior to that, and now I'm just taking

893
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 5: my pants off and having doctor uh, doctor Phil. His

894
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 5: name's I didn't. I can say his last name, but

895
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 5: his name is Phil. But he just went ahead and

896
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 5: did that real.

897
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 3: Fast, and just was that's so funny. The last time

898
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 3: I went in to get a camera in my youureth

899
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 3: row opening which it is your pepe hall very painful.

900
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 3: I bid on the bill of my hat and some

901
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 3: local anesthetic. But just the guy took he was with

902
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 3: another patient for like twenty minutes. I knew it had

903
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 3: worn off. I'm like my people, it feels normal, normal again,

904
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 3: Please don't go in there. But he went and then

905
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 3: cut out a tumor or something. I was fine, I

906
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 3: was benign. I feel great today. But there was a

907
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 3: young girl in there, and man, she just she could

908
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 3: have been at a party or something, and she was

909
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 3: just looking at My legs were in the air, it

910
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 3: was my it was everything. My my penis was there

911
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 3: and my part of my butt. And then she's looking

912
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 3: right at it, my taint. What do you call the taint?

913
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 5: You called the t right, it is called the peraneum.

914
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, she just had a bird's eye or my peraneum,

915
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 3: and oh.

916
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 5: God, it was get a photo for that, definitely idiot.

917
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, he wouldn't say that if we were in the

918
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 3: car right now. Actually, that guy was an idiot.

919
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 6: He had shave side squirrel like a guru religion that

920
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 6: does not exist.

921
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: He also looked like skinny fat jew.

922
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 5: You.

923
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 4: We decided we weren't going to say that name because

924
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 4: it is kind of you really.

925
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 6: Feel like that whole thing is kind of an excuse

926
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 6: for certain people to say the.

927
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 5: Word fat jew.

928
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 1: Real.

929
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 3: Do you guys remember because he is famous for having

930
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 3: Twitter followers, wasn't it somewhere in like three million or something?

931
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 5: That guy?

932
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, the fat two guy.

933
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 6: Hey, he's Instagram guy. His Twitter thing is not that Okay,

934
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 6: Twitter game is weak.

935
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, because that it's hard to just I

936
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 3: guess actually it would be easy to cut and pace words.

937
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 3: But yeah, I know what I see is down to

938
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 3: two hundred thousand. I'm like, well, that's no longer that

939
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 3: thing was.

940
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 5: That's all those things where the story isn't the story

941
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 5: is the thing?

942
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's not a story.

943
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 5: The story is that it's a story. Ryeah, nothing exists.

944
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole story is, here's this guy. His name

945
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 3: is hard to say because it's offensive and he stole

946
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 3: the end.

947
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 4: It's a black hole is the only the additional is

948
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 4: just he started making serious money off of the steeler.

949
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:46,919
Speaker 1: That's when people care.

950
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 3: That's when people step up.

951
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, which makes sense.

952
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 4: I mean like because you can catch people and get

953
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 4: people here and there, but people will just be like,

954
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 4: hey man, but this is like.

955
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 1: Literally building a career.

956
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 6: It's hilarious that stuff always you always get The piper

957
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 6: always comes to take his payments to roost.

958
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 5: You know. That's saying, yeah, it comes for his payment eventually.

959
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, the piper knocks long enough timeline.

960
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 5: We all exist for no time or something.

961
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I know that it's a long staying and

962
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 3: we never hear it in its entirety. But the piper

963
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 3: comes to pay the rooster. And we're only here for

964
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 3: a little while.

965
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 5: We're only here for a little while. Yeah, it sounds

966
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 5: like George Carlin.

967
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 3: I wish I wish I could sound like we're only

968
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 3: here for a little while.

969
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 5: Oh, and it's nice to be here. But the thing,

970
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 5: I'm gonna wrap it up and yes, and I love you.

971
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 5: Here we are by what are you gonna do it?

972
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 3: Tonight's comedy concept? No, man, are you gonna it? Sounds

973
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 3: like you're gonna be loosey Goosey.

974
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 6: I actually, you know, I'm trying to lock some stuff

975
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 6: down because I'm doing this show on Tuesday that I'm

976
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 6: gonna record for an album.

977
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 5: Oh that's great. Are you doing that at the Nerd Melt?

978
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 3: Oh everyone, I didn't I knew you were doing it?

979
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 3: Presents Nerd Melt Comedy Johnny Pemberton out. I think that's

980
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 3: what it's called exactly.

981
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 5: I'm trying to milk it for all it's worth. I

982
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 5: did Morning in the audio.

983
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 3: That's great. Yeah, good ideas. So you're gonna have a

984
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 3: comedy album.

985
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 6: Maybe I think I'm gonna have some comedy album. I'm

986
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 6: planning on a only taking a little part of.

987
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 5: It because I don't want to put the kind of

988
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 5: pressure on myself. God forbid, I should put pressure on myself.

989
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 3: You stand up, No one, no one's gonna yeah, no

990
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 3: one's gonna know this.

991
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 4: Uh.

992
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,760
Speaker 3: If it's a compilation of shows that becomes your whole album,

993
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 3: that's what everyone doesn't realize it. You could. You could

994
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 3: record ten times, compile it together and it'll just be

995
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 3: a novelty. It doesn't need to be all at once.

996
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 5: What do you think?

997
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: What do you think you're gonna name? That album Johnny ideas.

998
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 6: I mean, I've probably thought in the past couple of

999
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 6: years the names for over a thousand different albums let's

1000
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 6: want to think about. I kind of thought about the

1001
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 6: words hybrid vigor, but that has nothing to do with

1002
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 6: anything in.

1003
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 5: My stand up. Just a phrase that I like.

1004
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, like that has to do with plants that are

1005
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 6: hybridized and they have to grow much better because of

1006
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,280
Speaker 6: something called hybrid vigor.

1007
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 5: Yeah. I just think it's a funny phenomenon. All the

1008
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 5: other ones I thought of were just really bad, and

1009
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 5: I don't make any sense. I don't know what I want.

1010
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 5: I don't honestly don't know what should I call it.

1011
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 3: You never know, the Great fruit Tree. I was told

1012
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 3: by the label to just name my album Fairbanks, Right.

1013
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,879
Speaker 3: They just said, your name is good enough of a name.

1014
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 3: But I the title I was going to go with

1015
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 3: was something I just said during the show, which was

1016
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 3: I got mad at them for clapping at a joke

1017
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 3: I don't like, and I said, look at me being

1018
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 3: disappointed with your enjoyment. I thought disappointed with your enjoyment

1019
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 3: would have been a good title, and I was going

1020
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 3: to go with it. So it came after you came

1021
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 3: with our time. Yeah, I see.

1022
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good idea. You can you can look

1023
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 1: out for something that you say during Yeah, that's a

1024
00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 1: good idea.

1025
00:45:59,040 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1026
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 3: And after we're it's when you're listening, be like, yep,

1027
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 3: that was a fun moment. I'm naming it that.

1028
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,720
Speaker 5: How about ship dogs in a dynamite field?

1029
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 3: Well, maybe just say that during the show, if there's

1030
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 3: a place for you to say that. I wouldn't just

1031
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 3: blurt it as nine sequitor because you've then planned to

1032
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 3: call it that. That's working backwards.

1033
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 6: I thought about calling it the whatever, the spectrum of sound,

1034
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 6: the sound, the frequency of the human voice, the.

1035
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 5: Sound range of that.

1036
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 3: Just called that whatever that's called.

1037
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 5: I think it's like fifty her as low as you

1038
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 5: can go, and then like whatever, I don't know.

1039
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, why don't you call it the frequency of

1040
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 3: the human sound sound?

1041
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, you.

1042
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 5: Call it person, I'll call it death in a crosswalk.

1043
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 5: How about this?

1044
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:50,479
Speaker 6: I left my child in a hot cart. I left

1045
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 6: my child in my car in the summer in Texas.

1046
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 5: People be running to grab that, and he's here with

1047
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 5: me tonight.

1048
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,919
Speaker 4: I hold it with me every day and still I've

1049
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 4: come here to tell you, Joe.

1050
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 3: You're just you're holding a melted candle.

1051
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 5: Ye. Oh no, actually I do think of a time.

1052
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 3: Not funny, it happens in real life. I apologize to

1053
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 3: you and the fat That's.

1054
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 5: Why it's funny, because it's so terrible.

1055
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 3: It's like city buses, the hooligans of the streets. Oh

1056
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 3: did you need us to stop.

1057
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: You late for your soccer game?

1058
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, mister bus driver. The guy that works for

1059
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 3: the city bullies of the city.

1060
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 6: That's what's disrespectful. Trends man, Yeah, I know I respects.

1061
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: About that much of it.

1062
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 5: They're up there with our neighborhood. Oh yeah, I'm gonna

1063
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 5: tell you something that you don't hear that often. It's

1064
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 5: changed changed.

1065
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 6: That's why I'm so tired of people saying, I know, man,

1066
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 6: this neighborhoods changed.

1067
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 5: Oh really, what was I supposed to do?

1068
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 3: Is the word hipster? Is the word hipster about to

1069
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 3: come up? Because I'm going to plug my ears.

1070
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 5: Neighborhood used to be uh different, different way than it

1071
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,439
Speaker 5: is now. Actually, to that place that's there, it wasn't

1072
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 5: there before. H I fucking hate this place. That thing

1073
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 5: with things change over time. God, damn it. I hate

1074
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 5: they know about me? Didn't they know about me? That

1075
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 5: I used to live here and would like to reference

1076
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 5: this place to people who don't care. Why the situations

1077
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,479
Speaker 5: always have to evolve? Why does time have to progress? Why?

1078
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 5: God damn it. I was trying to do something here.

1079
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 5: I had a thing going, and time started, you know,

1080
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 5: the march of time carried on, and now there's.

1081
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 3: A fucking CVS. Oh great, this neighborhood used.

1082
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 5: To be hire. Now there's a CVS.

1083
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 3: It used to be a good neighborhood back when I

1084
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 3: was thirty. Now you know what's wrong with this neighborhood?

1085
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 3: Now I'm forty.

1086
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 5: I'm forty.

1087
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 4: My cousin's wife, my cousin, and my sister all live

1088
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 4: in my hometown, and we all still call all the

1089
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 4: buildings what they were when we were growing up. So

1090
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 4: there's like a restaurant that we called Tuttles, which used

1091
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 4: to be the drug store. The restaurant is now in

1092
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,959
Speaker 4: like we we reference things as.

1093
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: If the town is still in nineteen eighty one, right,

1094
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: And it drives her insane because she knows it as

1095
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: what it is now. So we'll be like over the

1096
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: one over at tuttles and like where it's truly thirty years.

1097
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 4: It's like a thirty year spam, which can Yeah, we

1098
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 4: just that's yeah, it's just childhood.

1099
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I there's been a place in Missoula, Montana

1100
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 3: called the Iron Horse that's been there most of my life,

1101
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 3: probably thirty years.

1102
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,240
Speaker 5: But I still call.

1103
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 3: It a Hamburger Ace because there was a Hamburger Ace there.

1104
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 3: That's where everyone went to fight. And uh yeah yeah,

1105
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,399
Speaker 3: oh you go to Hamburger Ace to fight after school? Yeah,

1106
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 3: just other schools you zoom, Yeah, your school against their school,

1107
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 3: like like whole groups of kids fighting. Yeah, oh, entire

1108
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 3: large groups fighting wearing batting gloves.

1109
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 5: Aja.

1110
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 3: At Hamburger Race, five cars show up, another five cars

1111
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,959
Speaker 3: show up, and then everyone starts punching each other.

1112
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 5: Shit, I've.

1113
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 3: Ever so underrated, Johnny.

1114
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I believe it probably is.

1115
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 3: I all I know is getting punched in the face

1116
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 3: isn't as bad as you think. That's the only wisdom.

1117
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 4: Well, they usually don't land right, Like if people are

1118
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 4: trying to hit you, they're all freaked out them.

1119
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 3: I've led punches hit me right in the center of

1120
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 3: the nose, and I was still able to keep talking.

1121
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 5: But I wasn't.

1122
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 3: These were kids, you know, a grown up now what

1123
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 3: people do with the m m A and uh and

1124
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 3: just being larger than people are in Montana, No one's

1125
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 3: over five nine. I don't know what it is. I

1126
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 3: moved to Texas and I'm like, oh, everyone would kill

1127
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 3: me if I got punched. Hears Chris, are you coming.

1128
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 5: In out here, big old boy?

1129
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: You don't want to meet me at the Hamburger Race

1130
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: giving back.

1131
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 5: That cocaine I sold you?

1132
00:50:55,440 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 3: Oh God, you're bringing you are bringing back a specific memory.

1133
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1134
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 3: I bought some ratty powder down there on Sixth Street,

1135
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 3: and I was right near the velvet room and all

1136
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,760
Speaker 3: the goddamn dad, I grabbed too much and I didn't

1137
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 3: pay the man.

1138
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 5: You Rob Anderson, rob right, m hm. Do you guys

1139
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 5: like you live there at the same time?

1140
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,399
Speaker 3: No, okay, but I worked with.

1141
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: Robby Anderson on Whitney Come In Sock Show. I love.

1142
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: I just ate breakfast with him the other day.

1143
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 3: And I didn't even live there, and I always think

1144
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 3: I did. I did not live there at the same

1145
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 3: time as Howard Kramer Chip Pope either. They had left.

1146
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 3: They used to visit all the time, but they were

1147
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 3: already l A Superstars Stories, Yep, that was It's you

1148
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 3: can watch it on YouTube.

1149
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 6: Chip Pope, I saw ever in Los Angeles, Laura House,

1150
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 6: Laura House.

1151
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,720
Speaker 3: Too, Yep, me too. I was just sharing with Sharon McCarron.

1152
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 3: That's what we were going to call this podcast.

1153
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 1: Thank god we didn't.

1154
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,280
Speaker 5: I have a story for my friend.

1155
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 3: Her name is Garen.

1156
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 5: Thank god we didn't.

1157
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's call that call that your album. I wish

1158
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 3: I hadn't.

1159
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: Thank god we did it. That is good.

1160
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 5: I didn't think about a candle with hair, which is

1161
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 5: a splinterism for handle with care.

1162
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 3: Well, that brings us back to the melted baby in

1163
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 3: the car.

1164
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 5: Right you first said that. I didn't say speak up, but.

1165
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh wow, you're you're gonna be like you and

1166
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 3: my brain? How did you.

1167
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 5: Know that collective consciousness? Wait?

1168
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: Why did you bring up Rob Anderson? Sorry because he

1169
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: used to live.

1170
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 6: In Austin and I know he used to get down

1171
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 6: with some some crazy ship as you know.

1172
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's easy too, It's easy to get caught

1173
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 3: up there.

1174
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 5: I think they've they've got a nice underbelly there.

1175
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just easy access to it. Yeah, it's not

1176
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:47,400
Speaker 3: a dark underbelly. It's like a well lit, easy to

1177
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 3: access underbelly.

1178
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,280
Speaker 1: It's kind of an option.

1179
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 3: And the whole city there is geared around having fun

1180
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,280
Speaker 3: and find people drink. They have beers in their offices.

1181
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 3: You work, and and one's uh waking up like that

1182
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 3: and that's funny. No one expects that we are done

1183
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 3: partying at one thirty, go to bed.

1184
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 5: Austin's crazy. It's just fucking crazy. It's like crazy cities.

1185
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I imagine anywhere in Florida.

1186
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: Winnipeg's insane.

1187
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 5: Really was it? All right? Well we drink all that.

1188
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 5: One's let's go sit down for a.

1189
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 1: Let's call him down now.

1190
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 5: Well, let's see what your mom's up to.

1191
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 3: Of course, caller over.

1192
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,240
Speaker 5: Okay, well it's been an hour, let's check in on mom.

1193
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 6: I guess I'll tuck in one more of these Bullson's

1194
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 6: and then I'll be off the bed. What if you

1195
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 6: stay up when the sun's not up, You're liable to

1196
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 6: something bad to happen.

1197
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 4: There were a lot of very soft spoken men that

1198
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 4: were actively listening to me in Winnipeg, which was very

1199
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 4: I was like, this is great.

1200
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:04,280
Speaker 1: Like a waiter who would be like, I can't really

1201
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: explain it.

1202
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 4: It's just like people who are just like wanted to

1203
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:08,240
Speaker 4: know what you had to say.

1204
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 3: Doesn't that feel great?

1205
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: It's pretty great certain.

1206
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,760
Speaker 5: Cities, Oh yeah, I would you like to talk.

1207
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: About it gets cold though.

1208
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 5: Yes, it does get cold. You manage, yeah, we're.

1209
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 3: All I really want to go to Winnipeg now, it's

1210
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 3: pretty great.

1211
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: I really liked it. But it is the second coldest

1212
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: city in the world. Someone told me, I believe that.

1213
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, yeah, you would think it would have

1214
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 3: to be way up north, maybe.

1215
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 6: A city of the certain size it is, because like

1216
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 6: there's certain places that are just so cool.

1217
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 5: They're not cities because.

1218
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's the reasons there, and they're just an area.

1219
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can't do a city here, guys. It's still

1220
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 5: try to do a city.

1221
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: But there aren't enough mittens in the world.

1222
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 5: Guys.

1223
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: Let's call it.

1224
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 3: Let's keep this a township.

1225
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: Let's just keep on moving down the path.

1226
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 6: We're calling it right calling officially the time is sixty

1227
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,280
Speaker 6: hundred hours.

1228
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 5: This is not a city, Okay.

1229
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,360
Speaker 1: I tried to settle this. We're gonna keep on moving.

1230
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 5: We're gonna head west.

1231
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: Towards the heat lamp.

1232
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 5: I gotta get to Miami.

1233
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,280
Speaker 3: Do they still call the sun a heat lamp in Canada?

1234
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: That's like an inside joke comedy to them.

1235
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 5: I'm hungry all the time, are you?

1236
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 3: Are you hungry right now?

1237
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 5: Of course, of course you are.

1238
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 1: What's your favorite snack, Johnny?

1239
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 5: Oh god, chips? Yeah, I love chips.

1240
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 3: What about just chips and SALTSA like a regular? Yeah,

1241
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 3: me too, you bet.

1242
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 5: I need to have a flavored chips. Cheetos are really good.

1243
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 4: I love Cheetos, but like hockey or crunchy Crunchy always.

1244
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,280
Speaker 5: Like the small ones. They have the most dust.

1245
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 3: Con I want to get dust. I want to be

1246
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 3: elbows deep and dust.

1247
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 5: I think I may be hungover. I'm hungover.

1248
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:57,880
Speaker 6: I like, It's just I have this insatiable thirst and hunger.

1249
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 6: It's like being a junkie or something, but for nothing.

1250
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, where's the fun? Where's the fun in this?

1251
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 6: I've been drinking a whole lot lately, but I did

1252
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 6: drink a couple of beers last night.

1253
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 5: Oh some uh No, I had a couple of these

1254
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 5: beers coming called. I have one of the best brides

1255
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 5: I've had in many years from the Strand, which is

1256
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 5: a brewery I think in someplace in the east of

1257
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 5: La Came Torrance is in Torrents. It's just stout. It

1258
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 5: was really good.

1259
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 6: I drank a couple of We're out to dinner my

1260
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 6: girlfriend's brother his birthday, drank some of his beers, and

1261
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:31,720
Speaker 6: I ended.

1262
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 5: Up going to sleep at about ten thirty last night.

1263
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 3: Beers. That's what I got on a big beer guy.

1264
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 3: It knocks me out, what happened.

1265
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 5: I also drank a bottle of wine.

1266
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 3: Oh mine, drink a nice bottle, a white of Sauvignon blanc.

1267
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 5: God that good, save black God.

1268
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 3: Just just you describing it. I can almost uh taste them. Yeah,

1269
00:56:55,440 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 3: the refreshing, the refreshing came to mind, grassy green apple,

1270
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:04,120
Speaker 3: just like anol with an unknown shooter. That's how I

1271
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:04,800
Speaker 3: like my wine.

1272
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: Wait, now, is mixing wine and beer fine?

1273
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 5: I think everything's fine. That's not no.

1274
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 3: There are all these things like liquor then beer, never

1275
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 3: sicker beer before liquor. You're in the clear. Whatever it's

1276
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 3: there's all you have to do is be a drunk beer.

1277
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 3: You to do is practice with all these things. Oh,

1278
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 3: I see, the thing that will get you hungover is

1279
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 3: the damn sugar.

1280
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,959
Speaker 6: The sugar and the three wise man shot you did

1281
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 6: two at the closing of the bar that you what's

1282
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 6: that'll never do it again? I think it's a shot

1283
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:46,400
Speaker 6: of Jack Jose Quervo and some other man's name was

1284
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 6: a liquor Damn McNeil, McNeil brand single, I should be single,

1285
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 6: more available, Captain Margans.

1286
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 5: Probably it's probably Captain.

1287
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 3: Jack and.

1288
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 5: Them and it's just guaranteed to make you vomit.

1289
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 3: Captain Jack. I'll get you high to night, right, that's

1290
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 3: what that song is about. It's one two thirds of

1291
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 3: that drink crap and snapscrapers.

1292
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 4: I do love whiskey though that was my drink. I

1293
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 4: mean the it's the effects are a plus.

1294
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, they really work. Whiskey words.

1295
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 5: Guy, you're wet. Guy, I'm wearing a stone rolling stones.

1296
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 5: Oh the guy got confused. I'm talking about music. Sorry?

1297
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, sorry, I'm drunk right now?

1298
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 5: Are talking about liquor? Ah, they're talking about music? Sorry?

1299
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 5: Where I mean where i'd have a Mazda?

1300
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 3: Here's the place?

1301
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we're definitely here. We've been here. Are you

1302
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 5: guys worried about?

1303
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 3: Well? I mean here's the time right now, it's eight twelve. Yeah,

1304
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 3: are you guys nervous.

1305
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: About sound check is at A thirty starts at nine?

1306
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,479
Speaker 5: Oh I thought it started at eight.

1307
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 3: No, guy, see, we know I made him. I made

1308
00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 3: you drink of it because I.

1309
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 5: Said I relax. I'm about to relax right now.

1310
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we can take it easy, kick.

1311
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 6: I've got to a show on time the other night,

1312
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 6: only for it to start almost an hour and something.

1313
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 3: I don't like it when that happened, that's such a bummer.

1314
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 5: I think I'm officially done with that. It's the last

1315
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 5: time I'm going to do that on time. No.

1316
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 6: Now, if I'm on time and I starting like, okay,

1317
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 6: I'm gonna leave now, yeah, because because.

1318
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 3: Fuck you, yep, I do that too. If I'm on time,

1319
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, I gotta go, and I just I'll just

1320
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 3: go somewhere and walk around. I don't like being on time.

1321
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 4: I really hate being on time, and I know it's

1322
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 4: because it's my diva ish personality where.

1323
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the one waiting. I want

1324
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 1: someone else to wait for me.

1325
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes if you're the one on time, you go

1326
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 3: up first. If it's one of these shows where everyone's

1327
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 3: an equal, I like going up a third.

1328
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 5: I love going up first. Oh first, really, I think

1329
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 5: it's on the best spots you can do.

1330
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 3: Boy, I just disagree with you. Really, I'll second.

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00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 5: I love second. Second's good, but first is great because

1332
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 5: it's like you can do whatever you want not the crowds.

1333
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 3: Now, they're not warm, there's no way around that. Well, yeah,

1334
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 3: you're sacrificing the first half of your set to warm

1335
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 3: them up.

1336
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 5: Now my set is warm up.

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01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 3: How do you know how do you warm them up?

1338
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 6: Right?

1339
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 5: Parastenics? Physical?

1340
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 3: Oh you do actual exercise?

1341
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, I get in them. I get down here, get

1342
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 6: going under the chair. Yep, you know, like force someone

1343
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 6: to move really nicely.

1344
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, just really get in there really good I suppose.

1345
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you got them to get up and walk

1346
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 3: around and actually warm up their bodies, that would help.

1347
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, then it's on them.

1348
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 3: It's totally on them. Oh, you know why you're not enjoying.

1349
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 3: You're lazy.

1350
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,479
Speaker 6: You know what's better than you know, it's always worse

1351
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 6: than first?

1352
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:43,480
Speaker 3: What last?

1353
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 5: Last?

1354
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 1: Last is the worst?

1355
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 6: I think last in Los Angeles when it's clearly not

1356
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 6: you're not the quote unquote headliner, right, that lot of

1357
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,520
Speaker 6: people don't like all right, your headliner tonight.

1358
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean the guy who's going up last.

1359
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've seen everyone's left.

1360
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 4: Everyone's drunk, everyone screamed at the top of their lungs

1361
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 4: for an hour.

1362
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 3: I think last, it's the first first, it's the second last.

1363
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 4: It happens to us a lot because we're music act,

1364
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 4: which I don't blame anybody for.

1365
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: It's like breakdown, so we go last.

1366
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,600
Speaker 4: But it's like we just go out there and there's

1367
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:21,080
Speaker 4: just it's like getting to a party late and going

1368
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 4: over the buffet.

1369
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, there's some old salami.

1370
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 4: Maybe you'll find some cookies from Trader Joe's that weren't open.

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01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: This metaphor is very extended.

1372
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 4: But the Pickens, Yeah, it's it's pickens, and it's people

1373
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 4: that are like, there's nothing worse than comedy fatigue, where

1374
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,920
Speaker 4: they're kind of like they wish they could laugh and

1375
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 4: they just can't do it because they've even milked.

1376
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 3: Do you feel like you're going last tonight?

1377
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 5: Either you? I get last. I don't think I'm gonna

1378
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 5: go last. I've now lately, I just basically I've been

1379
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 5: speaking my mind. Yeah, here's what I want.

1380
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 3: It works great.

1381
01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 1: Do you say it like that?

1382
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 3: People love it when you com I want.

1383
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,479
Speaker 6: If you can make that happen for me, I would

1384
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 6: love it perfect you can't.

1385
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 5: I will complain.

1386
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 3: It's you're doing the right thing. Everyone wants to hear

1387
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 3: what you want.

1388
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 5: You always. I always just.

1389
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 3: Think people know what I want. They're not going of

1390
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 3: it to me. I have an argument, nothing has happened.

1391
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 3: I argue with them about it, we make up, and

1392
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 3: then I take my spot and none of that has

1393
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 3: actually happened. It's all in my brain.

1394
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 5: That's a weird thing.

1395
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 6: That people do that I do too, is have the

1396
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 6: have the pre argument. You've already decided the situation will

1397
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 6: be worthy of a fucking argument, and you argue the

1398
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 6: situation thing happens and nothing happens whatsoever. Yeah, slightly antagonistic

1399
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 6: is like the most calm thing ever.

1400
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 4: I do it so often, and I do it in

1401
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 4: a way where it it makes me act weird in

1402
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 4: a way that really can't be explained or faked out,

1403
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Like when you're expecting a

1404
01:02:57,360 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 4: certain exchange, you've prepared for a very specifics.

1405
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 6: It's bad magic, that's right. Yeah, it's like this magic.

1406
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 6: It's a negative magic. It's negative the magic of negativity.

1407
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: You're shutting down the impossibilities.

1408
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're you're creating an outcome you don't want by

1409
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:21,160
Speaker 6: imagining it happening. Yeah, as opposed to the opposite, we're like, oh,

1410
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 6: it's gonna be great when when Sharon takes me up

1411
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 6: and she's super happy because we love each other and

1412
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 6: there's this new dog that's going to be there.

1413
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:29,919
Speaker 5: Yeah. I do that.

1414
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 3: I do that with and we've talked about this. I

1415
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,560
Speaker 3: do that with with bad things. I just if you

1416
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 3: think the worst, what are the chances it's also gonna happen?

1417
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 5: You're manifesting it.

1418
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what a lot of people think. I think

1419
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 3: I'm canceling it out.

1420
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 5: Well, I think I think it's different for me.

1421
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 6: I think like when I think about how I'm going

1422
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:49,160
Speaker 6: to die, like I imagine the scenario of death, it's

1423
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 6: gonna approaching eminently sure, And I feel like that is

1424
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 6: canceling out that because I kind of think that if

1425
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 6: there's any sort of malicious aspect of the universe, it

1426
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 6: definitely wants to surprise you, Right, it's not able to

1427
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 6: surprise you. It's like, well, I guess I'll try someone

1428
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 6: else because this guy.

1429
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 5: He knew what was coming, he got ahead of it.

1430
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 3: You already put together the combination of trampoline and jet pack.

1431
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, he called my he figured out my, my very

1432
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 6: intricate way of.

1433
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 5: Killing him in this moment.

1434
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 3: The universe has an intricate plan for all of our demises.

1435
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 5: Yeah. So if you think about it all the time,

1436
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,240
Speaker 5: the way you which you'll die. Yeah, anytime I get

1437
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 5: into a fifteen pass van, I'm like, this is it

1438
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 5: how you die? That guy and this shitty fucking he's

1439
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 5: a crap rat trap of a.

1440
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 1: Van and you see it rolling, just rolling.

1441
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 3: That's why it made me so sad during the Tracy

1442
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 3: Morgan thing. The that was It's like, that's such a

1443
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 3: real horrible way to go. Yeah, that was a limo. Yeah,

1444
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 3: well it was fifteen.

1445
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 5: You weren't thinking about that.

1446
01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 1: They were having some good times past.

1447
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 5: You think about it, you're like, oh, I'm dying on

1448
01:04:58,680 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 5: the way to set.

1449
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 3: Like you felt like a super shuttle or a white

1450
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 3: one of those white vans.

1451
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 6: I always thinking about it on set, like you feel

1452
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 6: like because that's what they show you around on you know, like, yeah, yeah,

1453
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 6: there's those those driven by some union guy who like

1454
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 6: makes nasty comments about some pia's legs.

1455
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 5: So you.

1456
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,120
Speaker 3: Just and you think the van's gonna tip over just

1457
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 3: at the studio, just.

1458
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 6: So the guy will like look left when she's been

1459
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 6: looking right, and some cement truck will just destroy us

1460
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 6: all like.

1461
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 3: Just just two union guys careening into each other.

1462
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:32,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.

1463
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 4: Well, and also that would be like, that's the perfect

1464
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 4: when you're, uh, you've got a job, you're.

1465
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 1: Like on set, it's supposed to be ideal. That's what's

1466
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 1: when it's gonna happen.

1467
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 5: Exactly.

1468
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:43,840
Speaker 1: It's the perfect anticipation.

1469
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 3: There's no way of knowing when it's gonna happen. It's

1470
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:49,640
Speaker 3: not healthy to eat that woman right there is one

1471
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 3: hundred and twelve.

1472
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,440
Speaker 5: Look at her. That's an ancient Yeah.

1473
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,959
Speaker 3: She thought she was gonna die in a Corvette racking

1474
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 3: in her thirties.

1475
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 5: Should we yell at her like move on? Yeah, you

1476
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 5: ruined this neighborhood home, asshole. So tired of you people coming.

1477
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,840
Speaker 1: To this neighbor Get out of here.

1478
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 5: Used to be cool. This old bag dropping on a

1479
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 5: Sunday night, it's old. Oh so sick.

1480
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess I should pull in here right?

1481
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 3: This is where my car is too okay. Oh, oh

1482
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,720
Speaker 3: that's okay. Did you did you listen to last episode?

1483
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,000
Speaker 3: My mouth honk was a pretty good It sounded like

1484
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 3: a semi truck. Let's do it then again. Oh it's

1485
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 3: our sign off Johnny.

1486
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 1: You guys, thank you for doing that.

1487
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks a lot. Sorry we are kind of late,

1488
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 3: but at least I know where you live now, and

1489
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:45,320
Speaker 3: I know what a grapefruit looks like. And uh, you

1490
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 3: guys go in and have yourself an amazing comedy concert.

1491
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: Well, listen to podcast twisting and.

1492
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:54,440
Speaker 6: Twisting anything else you want to twisting the wind on

1493
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 6: the Pail Audio Network.

1494
01:06:56,440 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 3: I'm gonna listen to anything else you got com you know, I.

1495
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 5: Just dates and stuff. Going to be in Australia November

1496
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:05,640
Speaker 5: with trust.

1497
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 3: That's gonna be Oh that sounds great. Hi, Well we

1498
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 3: literally have. We're being pulled from the car you've been

1499
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:14,600
Speaker 3: listening to. Do you need a ride? U? I M

1500
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 3: A R? I did it?

1501
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 5: Are you leaving? I?

1502
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:27,280
Speaker 1: You wanna way back home? Either way?

1503
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:28,280
Speaker 5: We want to be.

1504
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim. Give us

1505
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,560
Speaker 2: time and they turning on and gage.

1506
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 1: We want to send you off in start. We want

1507
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 1: to welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

1508
01:07:48,560 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine, Malborn? Do you need

1509
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:12,240
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride?

1510
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1511
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1512
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:20,559
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1513
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1514
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 3: Do you need with Karen and cress

1515
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:32,960
Speaker 5: H