Speaker 1: All right, welcome back. It's give them Lala with Randall.
Speaker 1: But the truth of the matter is it's give them
Speaker 1: Randall with Bow and Jack's. We are back for our
Speaker 1: second episode of the Dad Cast.
Speaker 2: Love it, love it back, guys, thanks for having us.
Speaker 3: So happy to be here. Yeah too, me too. So
Speaker 3: this is a hit. I mean I got a lot
Speaker 3: of feedback on social media. People were loving this. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we weren't really quite sure what we think of it.
Speaker 4: Not only not only were you thought the fans with
Speaker 4: my wife, I don't know what she was gonna think
Speaker 4: of this, but it was good.
Speaker 3: It was good.
Speaker 1: I was equally shocked because I really didn't know what
Speaker 1: to expect, and I got blown up with how much
Speaker 1: they liked the three of us together.
Speaker 3: And I was like and then they said and I said,
Speaker 3: should we ever do this again? And they're like please?
Speaker 1: And then Laala called me and was like, babe, whatever
Speaker 1: the three of you did, people went crazy. So we
Speaker 1: are back because a groove. How do you think anything
Speaker 1: happened with you both?
Speaker 3: I'm excited.
Speaker 5: Well, I had Jack's call me and like complain and
Speaker 5: like cry me about the episode. But you know, other
Speaker 5: than that, it was great.
Speaker 4: Jack's First of all, if I'm complaining, it's it's coming
Speaker 4: from a higher up.
Speaker 3: Okay, good point, it's good.
Speaker 2: I don't give a ship about anything. I come home
Speaker 2: and I'm like, all right, hit me with it.
Speaker 4: What's wrong? You know? You like in the office job
Speaker 4: ship rolls down there. So so hold on, he's mad.
Speaker 4: I gotta go figure out. Okay, Now I gotta go. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm let me do my due diligence and go take
Speaker 4: it out on who I'm supposed to take it out.
Speaker 1: And by the way, can I tell you it's pretty
Speaker 1: funny because the thing is is I said, I got
Speaker 1: I got attacked too. I put a video out and said,
Speaker 1: guess what my boss Lawla said. We could have a
Speaker 1: dad podcast. On the podcast, people are like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: your boss. It's like, yeah, that's how it works.
Speaker 3: I don't act.
Speaker 2: And guys said, oh you she's your boss.
Speaker 3: I like how you said. It's a higher power. It's
Speaker 3: a great Jack.
Speaker 2: But like like they said, like they don't have a boss, Yes,
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 1: Like everybody's every man who is in a relationship has
Speaker 1: a boss.
Speaker 3: You have Stasala, you have Brittany.
Speaker 4: I just watched narcos. Okay, Roberto Escobar had a boss.
Speaker 4: His wife was his boss. He even said it.
Speaker 2: The most powerful drug lord and America.
Speaker 3: Had a boss exactly, So we all have bosses.
Speaker 4: Sorry not to go off in a night, I just
Speaker 4: I love it, but just goes to show you he
Speaker 4: was the most powerful man at the time and he
Speaker 4: had a boss.
Speaker 3: Did the Godfather have a boss? Was who's Mala Brendo's boss?
Speaker 3: You know? Was it a dead horse? Whether you want
Speaker 3: it or not, we all have.
Speaker 1: I am mad at you because I have a boss too,
Speaker 1: So does Bo. We we just but we try not
Speaker 1: to put it out there, but it's out there now.
Speaker 3: It's pretty out there.
Speaker 2: We know, we know and all men. No, it's it's
Speaker 2: we like to think that we don't.
Speaker 3: But we do. They have our balls and you know,
Speaker 3: we're okay with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's I agree. So I was thinking about something,
Speaker 1: you know, when we were putting this back together, the
Speaker 1: three of us coming back, I was thinking about kind
Speaker 1: of how the hookup situation is for all of us,
Speaker 1: Like with a pregnant woman. Now, most people just say, oh,
Speaker 1: you just hook up. It's not a big deal, nothing's different,
Speaker 1: but it is different. Shit is different. Yes, it is
Speaker 1: right now. Bo, you are in the final stages. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's six weeks. Wow, six weeks it's
Speaker 1: about to happen. Yeah, she's about to pie.
Speaker 4: It could go five, it could go seven, but you're
Speaker 4: in that six week range right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, she wants I mean the baby's supposed to be
Speaker 5: born in the first week of January. Stas wants her
Speaker 5: to be born like on the January first.
Speaker 3: Oh, I do you know how many? That's what I said.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: And then also she's like talking about Christmas. I'm like,
Speaker 5: wait a second, I have friends that are born on
Speaker 5: the first one thing that's rude.
Speaker 3: I'm totally gonna be selfish right here. New Year's Eve.
Speaker 5: I would like to be hungover on the first and
Speaker 5: not have to wake up and celebrate my daughter's birth day.
Speaker 3: And all my friends are going to come over because
Speaker 3: they're going to be hungover. And then when she gets
Speaker 3: older to go hang out, She's not really going to
Speaker 3: be able to celebrate her birthday because this is going
Speaker 3: to be New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: It's like it's just a holiday, right, That's what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say. Nobody wants no birthday on a major holiday.
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 4: That people who want that, And I have cousins that
Speaker 4: have birthdays on holidays, and if.
Speaker 1: You do, if you do, obviously you embrace it for
Speaker 1: your family. But the reality is, I agree with all
Speaker 1: of you that having a birthday on a major holiday,
Speaker 1: it's hard to get your friends to get.
Speaker 3: Unless it's Saint Patrick say is saying good to my ole,
Speaker 3: good birthday. And my birthday is the eighteenth.
Speaker 5: But when I was like the kid, I always wanted
Speaker 5: to celebrate my birthday on the seventeenth, so my mom
Speaker 5: let me. So I've been basically, I just would always
Speaker 5: tell people that I'm on the seventeenth. And then when
Speaker 5: I told Stossy, she's like, wait, your birthday is not
Speaker 5: on the seventeenth, I'm like, well, no, it's the eighteenth.
Speaker 5: But I've always celebrated on this episodes I.
Speaker 3: Was like eight, and she's like, you're a liar. I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm not a liar.
Speaker 5: And I blamed it on my mom, like she let
Speaker 5: me have this when I was a kid, So it's
Speaker 5: your mother supported it.
Speaker 1: You didn't like mother's trump all I want to ask questions.
Speaker 1: So you're weeks away from having your baby Jackson and
Speaker 1: I still have a good four month run.
Speaker 3: Ad. What's it like the intimacy for you now? Well, now,
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's been. It's been very different this
Speaker 3: whole process. I actually have to say, does it evolve
Speaker 3: and change? Well, it's will also her body changes. I
Speaker 3: feel like, I mean, I don't know if this is graphic,
Speaker 3: but her like she got very like tight yes, and
Speaker 3: that's a thing.
Speaker 5: And I was like, it's almost like she even talks
Speaker 5: about it. It's like she's like, oh my god, I
Speaker 5: feel like I'm a virgin again. And I'm like, I
Speaker 5: feel like I'm having the first sex for the first
Speaker 5: time as well, and like, wow, it's it's yeah. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I guess it's just like closing up to hold the
Speaker 5: baby in.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say that, but I'm glad you said
Speaker 2: it first.
Speaker 3: But I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of comment on this because lalla assass samey.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say she's perfect. That's going to leave
Speaker 1: it at that.
Speaker 3: That's right, But but I like to hear your.
Speaker 1: Sis very but you're asking, I'm asking, I'm asking, but
Speaker 1: I feel like I can't wind right.
Speaker 3: But but you're saying, so it's tighter.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's very and I'm just like, oh wow, okay,
Speaker 5: this is it's it's it's it's good. It's it's it's
Speaker 5: it's good. It's it's hard and difficult.
Speaker 1: Kind of because what's what's it like now that she's
Speaker 1: fully pregnant in her largest self?
Speaker 3: Is it uncomfortable for her? Is it still pleasurable this.
Speaker 5: It's still present, but it's still like in the beginning,
Speaker 5: it's it's still a little bit difficult.
Speaker 3: It's complicated. Yeah, it's just hard, but it's it's you know,
Speaker 3: there's you.
Speaker 5: There's only like really like two positions that you can
Speaker 5: do unless I don't know something exactly what our our.
Speaker 1: Our partners are not at that stage where where it's
Speaker 1: too complicated to flip around and do a headstand and
Speaker 1: a handstand.
Speaker 3: No, No, we're getting close, but we're not there yet.
Speaker 3: We're not there yet.
Speaker 5: It's like side side in her on top, that's it.
Speaker 5: I yeah, unless there's something that I haven't looked up at.
Speaker 4: I feel I was like, but this is last week
Speaker 4: for us, and it was uh, I was nervous.
Speaker 2: I didn't hurt anything.
Speaker 3: I didn't know where I was allowed to touch. You
Speaker 3: were scared.
Speaker 4: I was scared because I don't know where I'm allowed
Speaker 4: to put my hands. Like, first of all, I think
Speaker 4: pregnant women are absolutely beautiful. Five I don't know what
Speaker 4: it is about a pregnant belly.
Speaker 1: I agree, but I just think it's sex sexy as
Speaker 1: Lala Lala.
Speaker 3: When I mean Laala posted a picture obviously for everybody to.
Speaker 1: Share her her her I mean, so it's not I mean,
Speaker 1: you all got to see, so you know what I'm
Speaker 1: looking at. So she shares, she shares, I prefer She's like, Babe,
Speaker 1: it's five years.
Speaker 3: You still don't get it yet.
Speaker 1: I'm like, just some things I thought were still mine,
Speaker 1: but but I get it.
Speaker 3: So we're sharing with Nope, no, but I will tell
Speaker 3: you I agree with you.
Speaker 1: Jack's when I see her both on photos and in
Speaker 1: the house, it is sexy as fuck.
Speaker 4: It's just awesome, something about the glow in their face.
Speaker 4: I got to tell Britney's always smiling. But getting back
Speaker 4: to the sex part, I it's a little tricky because
Speaker 4: I'm going in like I'm treading lightly.
Speaker 3: She's like, you know, are you from behind.
Speaker 2: No, we did the laying down standard missionary.
Speaker 3: Really really I still go down. Oh yeah, I go
Speaker 3: down all the time, yea yea yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But you're right, it does feel different.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you what I feel right now? And
Speaker 3: I really mean this. I think I'm the most selfless
Speaker 3: or selfish? Is that right? Selfless?
Speaker 1: Selfless? I'm the most selfless I've ever been with wanting
Speaker 1: to make her happy, like and I'll give you beyond
Speaker 1: the sex, the foreplay, the foreplay. I I I want
Speaker 1: to take my time with her, like I want her
Speaker 1: to be happy because I just like, it's like you're
Speaker 1: praising your partner.
Speaker 3: She's bringing a baby into the world.
Speaker 1: So it's like in the morning, like if we if
Speaker 1: we're gonna hook up, we're gonna make love. I start
Speaker 1: off with like a back fassage, somebody I would never
Speaker 1: normally do. But I just want to make her comfortable.
Speaker 1: I feel like I find myself catering to Lala more
Speaker 1: than I ever have. And it's it's I like it
Speaker 1: because she's achy and her body hurts, her back hurts it,
Speaker 1: and so I'm going out of my way to do more.
Speaker 1: Way before we even get to the sex, part.
Speaker 5: So you're doing a lot of massage, a lot of that,
Speaker 5: a lot I need to do more. Actually I've been
Speaker 5: failing kind of on that, and I apologize.
Speaker 3: You're in the final stretch here, I am.
Speaker 5: But also going back to the sex too, I'm actually
Speaker 5: the last like month and a half when I'm really
Speaker 5: feeling the baby and it's like, how is that? Because
Speaker 5: it's like for me, it's like it's just it's like
Speaker 5: makes me think of alien.
Speaker 3: I just keep going back to Sigourney week and I'm
Speaker 3: waiting or space or Spaceballs where they did the thing
Speaker 3: where the thing comes out. It's like, hello, my dollar
Speaker 3: laying hell. I'm like just the kids like moving and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, Like I've been gassy and
Speaker 3: like I've had really like bad indigestion and like just
Speaker 3: you know, and I've had like ooh and I feel
Speaker 3: that stuff.
Speaker 5: And so I'm just like and then when you touch
Speaker 5: your stomach and it's like a foot moves or whatever
Speaker 5: it is.
Speaker 3: So I'm sitting there. So in my mind when we've
Speaker 3: had sex, I don't have that yet, yeah yet, but
Speaker 3: when we have sex, I'm like, oh my god, what
Speaker 3: if I'm what if she's on top and like I'm
Speaker 3: holding the baby and the baby's like not enjoying this,
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden like, oh my god, I know,
Speaker 3: and I know I want the audience to know what
Speaker 3: you were just doing, because I can't see you're just
Speaker 3: using your hand like you were banging it out. Basically, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're worrying. But then I'm sitting to think about the
Speaker 3: kid because now the kid is like it's fun.
Speaker 5: I'm like, like, what's what's gonna happen? Like I don't
Speaker 5: mind what the hell was going on?
Speaker 3: And is it like being in a boat and all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, like on a yacht where there's like
Speaker 3: freaking you know, the waves are crashing or something, or
Speaker 3: you're like in a in a dirt car and a
Speaker 3: jeep going through all these bumps. I don't know, but
Speaker 3: I just like, I'm so in my head. If I
Speaker 3: get to that point where I'm having any of the
Speaker 3: thoughts you're having, I quit. I quit till the baby. No, no,
Speaker 3: I quit to the baby. I'm a visual person.
Speaker 2: I didn't think about that. If they start kicking during sex,
Speaker 2: that would have to stop.
Speaker 1: I would like quit, I quit, I quit. I look
Speaker 1: at LOLLA and I say, babe, I love you. I'm quitting.
Speaker 3: I'm tapping out.
Speaker 5: But then does the U fok stimula from our wives?
Speaker 5: Does that go to the child and als send the
Speaker 5: child's like.
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, oh god, I don't know, like just like no,
Speaker 3: like physical stuff. I don't know. This is a reality.
Speaker 1: This is why I love talking with you guys, because
Speaker 1: we're all going through this at the same time.
Speaker 3: And we had no idea and when you have more
Speaker 3: of an idea, but we like, I'm like, I have
Speaker 3: no idea because it's like my own thoughts are my
Speaker 3: own fears, and it probably is not true what I'm thinking,
Speaker 3: but I'm just I'm still thinking it.
Speaker 1: Well, I think the three of us, what what for
Speaker 1: me is really special is like having this conversations, Like
Speaker 1: we were just at lunch and we're talking about just
Speaker 1: day to day, how we're all having to endure and
Speaker 1: how our wives are hormonal, and you know, we're always
Speaker 1: uh walking on ashells through the house because we want
Speaker 1: everybody to be smiling. It's Thanksgiving this week, Christmas.
Speaker 3: Well, all we're like, is is the season to be
Speaker 3: like that all the time right now? Like literally, And
Speaker 3: I love it's nothing.
Speaker 2: I literally walk and is everything Okay, what do you say?
Speaker 4: Can I run down to the story, Can I do what?
Speaker 4: Can I get you? What can I do to make
Speaker 4: this this better? And if she goes, if she said,
Speaker 4: oh I need to go get.
Speaker 3: I got it. I'll do it. I'll do this.
Speaker 4: I need the mistake yesterday this, yeah, I wasn't even
Speaker 4: what a dumb mistake. Like I literally I was getting
Speaker 4: bad and I wasn't feeling we know, we wasn't feeling good.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, now, minded you as you guys know,
Speaker 4: he's had a really rough, rough pregnancy. Okay, she's growing up.
Speaker 4: She maybe had maybe a handful of days where she
Speaker 4: hasn't not been sick, brutal, brutal. So I had the
Speaker 4: audacity dumb ass chats right. I walk in and I'm like, man,
Speaker 4: my stomach is just not feeling good today. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I mean, I really need some As as I'm saying this,
Speaker 4: I'm realizing and I'm like, oh my god, and that's
Speaker 4: what words are coming out of my eye. Oh my god, Brittany,
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I didn't even think.
Speaker 2: And she's looking at.
Speaker 5: Me like that, and that's when you take a Snickers
Speaker 5: commercial where all of a sudden, you have the Snickers
Speaker 5: and you're like, if you need to get out of
Speaker 5: the Snickers.
Speaker 3: Sponsors show coming out, I.
Speaker 2: Was idiot and I rolled over and she I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I did not mean that.
Speaker 4: She's like, you better be sorry, and I'm like, I go.
Speaker 4: She just shook her head and then just went back.
Speaker 3: To see him.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck I was thinking. I'm like, man,
Speaker 2: my stomach hurts.
Speaker 3: You don't even know. Yeah, you don't even know.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I know, you're right, Bertany, and I'm so like,
Speaker 4: it was just something like indigestion, tomb's thing I needed, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: if you only knew what I was going through right now,
Speaker 4: It's true.
Speaker 3: If you say the wrong thing, if you say the
Speaker 3: wrong thing at the wrong time, at least in my house,
Speaker 3: you are on the chopping block. There's no bullshit.
Speaker 4: I mean the hormones, by the way, and it's real,
Speaker 4: it's a real.
Speaker 2: You just started crying for no reason. I did I
Speaker 2: do something.
Speaker 3: No, No, I was just talking to.
Speaker 4: My mom and I miss her, and they just the
Speaker 4: whole the whole life, thinking I want to change this
Speaker 4: and now we'll settled down. You know, there's a lot
Speaker 4: of that. There's a lot of I don't know about this.
Speaker 2: I'm not questioning things that normally you wouldn't question.
Speaker 3: And then the.
Speaker 4: Crying and a lot of watching television show and it'll
Speaker 4: make her cry and she doesn't feel good, and the
Speaker 4: next moment in five minutes later, I'm so happy.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm so I'm like, I'm like, this good.
Speaker 1: I'm very happy. I agree with that because La is
Speaker 1: like that. She'll she's very you know, very emotional, and
Speaker 1: I try to be there for her. And then five
Speaker 1: minutes later she's on at somebody else. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: still on the emotional right.
Speaker 3: She's like, no, babe, it's my hornomones. We're onto something else.
Speaker 3: I was like, what, oh, what can I get it?
Speaker 3: Can I get a Can I get a something? I
Speaker 3: can again? A moment, wait, wait, wait, am I supposed
Speaker 3: to be upset? What I'm supposed to be anymore?
Speaker 1: I just sit there and I just nod and I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be there for and I tell her I
Speaker 1: love her. And when she gets upset about whatever it is,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's real things, and sometimes it's things that are
Speaker 1: probably sparked by OURMO. But I always look at her
Speaker 1: and I say, I love you. I've got I think
Speaker 1: I've gotten better. I say, I love you.
Speaker 3: I'm here for you. Whatever you need from me, I
Speaker 3: am here for you. You gotta be like, Okay, So
Speaker 3: she's an actors, so you gotta be okay. So this
Speaker 3: is a new scene. Okay, we'll give me a second while.
Speaker 3: Let me find let me, let me figure out what
Speaker 3: this scene is.
Speaker 5: And I gotta find my motivation first before we continue
Speaker 5: this conversation.
Speaker 3: I need to get a character. Yeah, all right, So
Speaker 3: here's a question I have and then we can all
Speaker 3: ask each other questions.
Speaker 1: But I was thinking, what, what is the biggest thing
Speaker 1: bo you see different between where we're at right now?
Speaker 1: Jack's five months now basically yeah and a half. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the biggest difference between I think between our five
Speaker 1: month mark and where you're at, Like, what.
Speaker 3: Do you is there a big well?
Speaker 5: Because stays like literally had the chilliss pregnancy, Like she's
Speaker 5: experienced nothing like what Brittany is going through. And I
Speaker 5: feel like kind of like in between almost some of
Speaker 5: that and now much better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So you know it's like I don't really know
Speaker 3: what to compare to. I just know that.
Speaker 5: It's like the last month, you know, the baby gets bigger,
Speaker 5: she's actually been a lot more tired, you know.
Speaker 3: And also that we have and we have like our
Speaker 3: house is basically stairs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was going to write that you have a
Speaker 5: lot of you have a lot of She's walking up
Speaker 5: and down the stairs all the time, and it's just
Speaker 5: like she's I feel like she's just more exhausted in
Speaker 5: these last these last months and this is actually where
Speaker 5: she's actually physically going like this sucks, you know, and
Speaker 5: you know, it's it's a thing where it's like you know,
Speaker 5: the ironess the baby kicking, like eating the eating food,
Speaker 5: and then like also like being like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 5: she wasn't even talking like it's like I can't poop,
Speaker 5: you know, and I don't even realized that. So it's
Speaker 5: like like how how.
Speaker 4: All the things that women like hate to talk about
Speaker 4: are so insecure about her just out.
Speaker 5: You know, but when you're when you're pregnant, Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: just like it's a normal thing. And then you know,
Speaker 5: she there's actually I've read some of like dams of
Speaker 5: her of hers from uh, you know, fans of hers
Speaker 5: that are still like it's one hundred percent, that's this
Speaker 5: is normal, that's you know, there's no but I guess
Speaker 5: at the five o'clock it's just it's just different, you know,
Speaker 5: I mean, what, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: That but that's a lot of information. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think five months in versus like where you're at now physically,
Speaker 1: no matter how much energy or how good of a
Speaker 1: pregnancy Stossy's had, she now is in the place where
Speaker 1: physically it's.
Speaker 3: It's just starting. It's just tough.
Speaker 1: So I think that's something that we I think it's
Speaker 1: good for us to know. I this is a question
Speaker 1: that's going to get me definitely, uh, in trouble.
Speaker 3: But but but that's okay. Oh I love that.
Speaker 1: But the question we're gonna that I'm gonna ask is
Speaker 1: I'd like to hear about your nurseries how long because
Speaker 1: we don't have one, by the way, I'll just put
Speaker 1: it out there first, we don't have one. We're renovating
Speaker 1: our house still year three.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: We are getting permits approved right now and eventually the
Speaker 1: new bedrooms leap bill and we'll have a nursery.
Speaker 3: So that's the end of my conference.
Speaker 5: So you gotta get your pool done and your wickleball
Speaker 5: or big pickleball thing done priorities exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1: First of all, that's not the truth. They're gonna get
Speaker 1: me in trouble. But the permits were done first for that.
Speaker 1: It takes longer to get permits for building construction with Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm done, but you're off this fucking podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm out of here. It's the Jackson Randalls Show.
Speaker 1: No, seriously, tell me about when your wife started and
Speaker 1: how far along you are in the process.
Speaker 3: Gotta know, boll thing you've been working on your nurseries.
Speaker 5: So the nursery is all hard, it's all all all
Speaker 5: all stocks, all saucy, and it's freaking beautiful.
Speaker 3: I think it's beautiful. I had we had this one
Speaker 3: like Ironworks guy come and do a like a window gate,
Speaker 3: you know, to make it more private. And he's he's
Speaker 3: in the room and he's like, this is like really
Speaker 3: like kind of like creepy, like it's like an old
Speaker 3: like you know, like like like European kind of like creepiness,
Speaker 3: like you know, it makes me think of like the
Speaker 3: old times. And I was like, I was like.
Speaker 5: Awesome, I love that because we got like this big, huge,
Speaker 5: like Harry Potter mirror and then her mom made like
Speaker 5: this like Harry Potter like keys with like wings on.
Speaker 3: And we bought like a bike. Yeah, oh no she did.
Speaker 5: But it's like she's like, but it was like creepy,
Speaker 5: like old school European style, and and our crib people
Speaker 5: think people think like it's a death trap. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, this is this is a vinted style crib
Speaker 5: that was made this year, so it's not like some.
Speaker 3: But like when I took a photo of the crib,
Speaker 3: everyone's like, oh my, like the negativity I got like,
Speaker 3: I'm like, ladies, guys, I'm just like, this is. This
Speaker 3: is not some I didn't go to you know, Goodwill
Speaker 3: and pick up some and a mass hundred year old
Speaker 3: crib where my daughter's head is gonna get stuck through
Speaker 3: and like die.
Speaker 5: Like this is a new crib, right, it's so and
Speaker 5: it and it looks but the crib is the nurseries
Speaker 5: is beautiful.
Speaker 3: So it's so I can you would say it's done?
Speaker 3: It is. Yeah, we we have to mount the mirror
Speaker 3: to the wall and like earthquake proof something. It's done.
Speaker 4: Wow, Okay, I'm fucked next we uh we, I want
Speaker 4: to say, are probably halfway through.
Speaker 6: We got the wallpaper up. Okay, this makes me feel better.
Speaker 6: Half we still wait he was only halfway. We're only halfway.
Speaker 6: We were waiting on our wallpaper that got finished. We
Speaker 6: did uh we did.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just saw that. The adjacent looks
Speaker 3: so freaking good. The wallpaper. Have you seen it? No?
Speaker 3: On the Instagram? It's very Uh. We we got the
Speaker 3: we got the crib in there.
Speaker 4: The Pottery Barn kids did the whole room, and then
Speaker 4: we got the wallpaper.
Speaker 3: We did that.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like what do you want to call
Speaker 4: It's like a very chic dinosaurs very It's just perfect.
Speaker 4: It's a perfect boy. It's a very good coolo. So
Speaker 4: like the chair left. We still have to get the chair.
Speaker 4: And then we had some kind of rug that goes
Speaker 4: in the middle. And I've already started on the playroom.
Speaker 4: So that's I've already I'm geting ahead of the game
Speaker 4: a little bit.
Speaker 3: Taken my office. You're fucking me office. I don't know why.
Speaker 3: Get a chair from party bar and that's where we got.
Speaker 1: I went about again. I went to Bottery Barn Kids.
Speaker 1: I do I forgot something. I forgot something. I am
Speaker 1: ahead of the game.
Speaker 3: Lala and I were at the grove yep, that's where.
Speaker 1: Kids and and we walked in randomly, just randomly walked
Speaker 1: in a look and I could see, Lala, you know
Speaker 1: what I am starting this. I am ahead of the game.
Speaker 1: She lit up. I took a chair because I thought
Speaker 1: that was the best thing to do. I took my
Speaker 1: credit card out. I thought that was the best thing
Speaker 1: to do. And Lala and her mother of course was there,
Speaker 1: so it's times too, and it was like they were
Speaker 1: like a tornado. And all of a sudden we had
Speaker 1: every piece of furniture and I think I was like
Speaker 1: ten dimes in but it was great, and she got
Speaker 1: emotional and then I got emotional, and I was so
Speaker 1: happy and we did it together.
Speaker 3: So we did buy all the furniture for our baby.
Speaker 3: So that do you have it at the house or
Speaker 3: did you like buy it? And it's gonna get shipped. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: ship okay, all right, thanks Bob, just keep it going again.
Speaker 3: This will this will set me back a few days,
Speaker 3: this conversation. Sorry, no, here the thing, Al and I
Speaker 3: have a plan. Our plan was and she and she
Speaker 3: talks about it. Our plan is this, if the addition isn't.
Speaker 1: Finished permit wise by March, then we will take a
Speaker 1: bedroom in the house, turn it into a nursery until
Speaker 1: it's completed and make it perfect and then redo it again.
Speaker 1: If the edition is finished, which I am obviously cracking
Speaker 1: the whip to get it done with the permits, then
Speaker 1: we'll have the thing. But we're building those two bedrooms
Speaker 1: right across from our bedroom, so Lala has it's easy
Speaker 1: for her to like walk out the bedroom and then
Speaker 1: too the other bedroom.
Speaker 3: Meal. So there we go.
Speaker 1: But I have all the furniture. Okay, I did buy
Speaker 1: all the furniture. It was a very excited. Well, Jack,
Speaker 1: I have to come and see your your thing.
Speaker 3: To come check it out. It is really cool. Okay,
Speaker 3: this is my last one. Every pair of Jordan's he
Speaker 3: means your kid is going to be so bad ass.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm gonna be buying him vans. Basically, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm not so all friends don't buy him vans. That's
Speaker 5: that's my job.
Speaker 1: And Laala has been ordering more baiting clothes. I mean,
Speaker 1: we are going to be styled for ten years.
Speaker 3: I'm stocking for four I'm shocked. For four years, I'm like, please,
Speaker 3: no one me.
Speaker 2: And we closed by so many great companies too that
Speaker 2: have been reaching out to Brittany.
Speaker 3: Could you say some of those companies names so I
Speaker 3: could get blessed.
Speaker 4: I don't want to say the wrong ones, but I
Speaker 4: just know that Brittany has.
Speaker 3: Can I do that on the next one? Well, shout out?
Speaker 2: How about we do that next one? Then we'll do
Speaker 2: shout out to all the people that have helped us along.
Speaker 3: Yes, and who are of those people that helped Jack's
Speaker 3: help Randall R.
Speaker 7: A Ittt.
Speaker 3: We'll send free ship, We'll.
Speaker 5: Do appreciation appreciation, appreciation, commercials, appreciation on social media, appreciation box.
Speaker 3: Yes, we'll be to give a bag, like we really
Speaker 3: like this. This is actually I will.
Speaker 4: Tell you the things that we love that we got
Speaker 4: for next episode. We have the French that we love.
Speaker 4: We got a lot of great things, a lot of
Speaker 4: cool things that I don't even know existed. You know,
Speaker 4: just so many things that for kids that they have
Speaker 4: nowadays that I didn't even know existed.
Speaker 2: These kids barely even have to do anything, you know,
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: Everything's just like you know, we were kids, we had
Speaker 4: a box you know I was in a night crate
Speaker 4: box and that was it.
Speaker 3: I was. We went camping a lot of kids. We're
Speaker 3: not in a fucking night crate. Listen, we went camp
Speaker 3: are talking about you know, I know it's like, what
Speaker 3: is it like? I had to walk to school? Snow
Speaker 3: we wake it snows in Detroit. Okay, you're gonna you're
Speaker 3: gonna listen. Listen. Stop. I told you. I told you
Speaker 3: that we need buzz each other's ball. So listen.
Speaker 4: You did not have No, I don't believe anything. You
Speaker 4: did not have designer things when you were my we're
Speaker 4: all the same age.
Speaker 3: You didn't have. I didn't have. I know, I know
Speaker 3: I had something better than a box. No, I wasn't either,
Speaker 3: I was. We went campings called bullshit. No, First of all,
Speaker 3: you don't bring a crib when you go fucking go
Speaker 3: in an egg crate in a fucking camping trip. Put
Speaker 3: you an egg great egg box box? Yeah, same thing.
Speaker 3: What's the difference in egg box and create? It's just
Speaker 3: that like a like a box from Amazon? My mom,
Speaker 3: know what you know what putting in there? You know
Speaker 3: what from Amazon? Nineteen to give me your sister's number.
Speaker 3: She's special sister I have.
Speaker 5: I have a number every way called bullsh If I
Speaker 5: don't have a number, I'll call I'll call Patrick.
Speaker 3: You're plugging in. Actually I don't have it. I don't
Speaker 3: actually do I have Patrick sumber.
Speaker 2: How would Patrick know how I was born? He doesn't
Speaker 2: know anything about my my You have to call my sister.
Speaker 3: First of all, I know I don't have your sister's number.
Speaker 2: My sister's younger than I am, so how would she know?
Speaker 7: Huh?
Speaker 3: Sisters? Because parents talk about what your brother did and
Speaker 3: what your you know, I I was in an egg
Speaker 3: you know, like I want to hear this right here
Speaker 3: in camp. So we went camping. She's working Patrick.
Speaker 4: I don't know why you're on the line for this.
Speaker 4: I apologize. You would never know any of this. My
Speaker 4: sister does. But we were big campers? Were we not
Speaker 4: big campers?
Speaker 3: As kids?
Speaker 4: My family we went camping every single weekend in a
Speaker 4: pop up camper.
Speaker 3: Okay, mind you. I was born in nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, thank you, and my mom and dad would
Speaker 4: put me in an egg carton box.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 8: Yes, you were, and from some of the things that
Speaker 8: I know that you were so uncomfortable that you would
Speaker 8: actually sleep in the car through the night instead of
Speaker 8: the pop.
Speaker 3: Up what yeah, yees.
Speaker 4: Now when we're talking about now, When I was a baby,
Speaker 4: my dad worked at a grocery store and so he
Speaker 4: you know, the big but you know, get Amazon boxes.
Speaker 3: My mom we had a pop up camper.
Speaker 4: She would line it with blankets and put me in
Speaker 4: like the box as when we went camping.
Speaker 3: She would like tell a story.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I have to ask you a hard time
Speaker 1: processing this whole thing. Are you telling me that little
Speaker 1: baby jackxie, little baby.
Speaker 3: There's something wrong with that.
Speaker 4: You're camping out in the what you talk You're camping
Speaker 4: in the woods in a tent.
Speaker 3: You're telling me, but are you an a tent or
Speaker 3: in a great box?
Speaker 4: What do you I'm in a tent, but I'm a baby.
Speaker 4: You gotta mind you. I'm one years old. My mom
Speaker 4: would put the box in that like but you said egg.
Speaker 4: You said an egg egg bog box?
Speaker 3: Like you guys like feet a banana No, no, no, Patrick,
Speaker 3: not a banana box. Banana box would be big. This
Speaker 3: is an egg box.
Speaker 2: Getting so let's extremely awkward to make.
Speaker 3: Find your mic. Find your mic, find your mic, not
Speaker 3: saying you made it up.
Speaker 1: I want to hear somebody validate because I am shocked
Speaker 1: at your parents as a child, which I know you
Speaker 1: had a fucking fun uh child, because it's similar to mine.
Speaker 3: We both grow. We were sleeping in tents.
Speaker 4: Do you think my mom's going to bring a deluxe
Speaker 4: crib out to a campground?
Speaker 3: So did you sleep in the tent? You slept in there?
Speaker 3: I slept in the tent.
Speaker 4: But there was an egg box between my mom and dad,
Speaker 4: and I slept in it.
Speaker 3: How big?
Speaker 4: It's like a big face, like one hundred courses of eggs.
Speaker 3: I've never seen an You didn't you didn't bring a
Speaker 3: crib out there? How else do you? Patrick? What are
Speaker 3: you saying, Patrick, get kinds of eggs to grocery stores?
Speaker 3: Imagine what were you saying?
Speaker 8: No, I was saying that I'm surprised that she didn't
Speaker 8: bring a high end crib out there because she named
Speaker 8: her daughter after.
Speaker 3: A crib, Jenny Lynn. Jenny Lynn was named after a crib. Line. Also,
Speaker 3: that's interesting.
Speaker 2: This is such a pointless conversation.
Speaker 3: It's not Oh my god, if ever can see so upset,
Speaker 3: here's Patrick, Thank you, thank you, thank you, buddy, you guys,
Speaker 3: my sister.
Speaker 8: An anytime you guys need a random infoo that has
Speaker 8: doesn't pertain to anything. Jase wants it to your man.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're gonna be calling you weekly. All right, buddy,
Speaker 3: talk to you soon. Thank you? All right, you too.
Speaker 3: Wait while he's calling his sister. I just want to
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 4: When you go buy when you got an exit store,
Speaker 4: you get a carton of ex right, okay, when they
Speaker 4: come off the truck, they.
Speaker 3: Come in up box. I don't know. I've never seen either.
Speaker 4: My dad worked at a grocery store. Okay, that you
Speaker 4: were putting a box.
Speaker 3: That's it. I'm just trying to find out. No one
Speaker 3: puts jacks in a box. Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do it out and in real quick. Okay,
Speaker 1: and we'll be back right after these messages. All right,
Speaker 1: and we are back more fun with Jackson.
Speaker 3: Bow tacks and anger Noo. We're handling angry Jack because
Speaker 3: you don't understand the situation. Find your mic, find your
Speaker 3: mind when you get please talking to Mike, when you
Speaker 3: tell us you know what, when you when you do
Speaker 3: the podcast, you can leave this on as as like
Speaker 3: the frame. We need to find what an egg box
Speaker 3: looks like I'm gonna look up. It's like, I love
Speaker 3: how Patrick goes like a banana box. Like, no, it's
Speaker 3: an egg box. It must be small box. It was
Speaker 3: like an okay, this is that's a box. Literally a box,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 2: It's just a box like a cardboard box like this
Speaker 2: but bigger.
Speaker 3: But it's so specific. That's why I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: eggs on the pay here's an egg box.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey, time out, Jenny, Jenny, I got You're
Speaker 4: on speakerphone right now now, and I'm hold on you
Speaker 4: answer this one question? Can I speak? It's my sister,
Speaker 4: hold on God, and guess.
Speaker 3: What you know what?
Speaker 4: I think she's cutting my aunts here who she would
Speaker 4: know too? So hold on, Jenny, are you there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: All right, listen to this, all right, Do not talk,
Speaker 4: do not You're on a podcast right now. These motherleuckers
Speaker 4: don't believe it. But listen to the story, and you're
Speaker 4: gonna just say yes or no. When we stop, everybody
Speaker 4: scot home, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go, all right.
Speaker 4: When we were younger, Jenny shut out. When we were younger,
Speaker 4: we would go camping on the weekends. When I was
Speaker 4: a baby. This is before you, but you know the story.
Speaker 4: We would go camping on the weekends. My dad would
Speaker 4: take us every weekend when I was a baby, that
Speaker 4: my mom and dad would put me in an egg box?
Speaker 4: Now is that true? Jenny? What eggbox?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Jenny box that eggs come in a huge,
Speaker 3: big box.
Speaker 1: Okay, Craig, sorry, they're not gonna be able to hear
Speaker 1: us from all tying over each other. Let me and
Speaker 1: and I'm a pro at that talking.
Speaker 3: Over Jenny say it again. What was I in? Thank you?
Speaker 4: Okay, Jenny, have a question, Jenny, Jenny, how do I
Speaker 4: know that because mom and dad would show me pictures.
Speaker 3: I want you to know this.
Speaker 8: Why do you need to know this?
Speaker 3: Jenny conversation?
Speaker 1: Let me fill you in as the as the host here,
Speaker 1: let me fill you in. We are on give them
Speaker 1: Lalla with Randall. But this is the Dad Podcast episode.
Speaker 1: This is our second one. People really liked it. So
Speaker 1: we get together the three dudes expecting and we talk
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 3: I actually listened to it, right, So you're on it now,
Speaker 3: you're famous. You're here. And Jax was telling us about
Speaker 3: growing up that he grew up in an egg box.
Speaker 3: I did not grow up in an egg box.
Speaker 4: When I went camping in the early eighties, we can't
Speaker 4: do taste. My mom and dad would put me in
Speaker 4: an egg box and it would sleep next to me.
Speaker 3: Whatever, and that mind you, that's my aunt talking, right,
Speaker 3: is that?
Speaker 9: See?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Vouched right there? They were there? Actually, Debbie, you were there.
Speaker 4: Weren't you?
Speaker 3: Not that point? Were you there? No?
Speaker 8: Were you're in?
Speaker 3: I didn't know, but you knew. I went slept in
Speaker 3: egg bought crates. Yeah, thank you, Mom, thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jack's shut the fuck up. I am right, Jenny, Jenny,
Speaker 1: don't go anywhere. He's very passionate. Listen, Jack.
Speaker 3: They don't believe me. They don't. They think my mom
Speaker 3: would never do that. But we were camping in nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty three, dude, because I keep thinking like nineteen eighty
Speaker 3: three was like the Stone Age. So he keeps talking
Speaker 3: about like, oh, when I when, when I was a
Speaker 3: good I hot, like Jackson were the same age when
Speaker 3: I was a good blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: We got wagons and we went to lakes and went camping,
Speaker 4: and the kids kids with them. Parents went and the kids.
Speaker 4: It's like National Lampoons.
Speaker 3: You guys had a National Lampoon station wagon. I think
Speaker 3: that's what she said.
Speaker 5: That's what I think you think. Yeah, is that what
Speaker 5: you guys had, Jenny, did you actually have?
Speaker 3: We had minivans, had vans, Yes we did here, but
Speaker 3: that's about it.
Speaker 5: You had an aluminum mini van, but not a not
Speaker 5: a Chevy Chase wagon.
Speaker 4: I didn't see Chevy Chase said. Our lifestyle was like
Speaker 4: the guys. Hold on, let's I'm gonna give it to
Speaker 4: you guys.
Speaker 3: Hold on, everybody remember that? See? Thank you? How do
Speaker 3: I remember?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 3: Podcast is running away? Listen, everybody, let's take a beat.
Speaker 1: Jack's, I am giving you one hundred validation and off.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, we're casting a new uh new.
Speaker 1: Dad Tom available, listen. I want to just say so,
Speaker 1: I'm being serious. Jack's, I did not know you grew
Speaker 1: up in an egg box. Whatever there.
Speaker 3: I did not grow up in an egg box. It's
Speaker 3: when you go camping it.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 3: I can't take any more. Please, we gotta switch. But
Speaker 3: I'm literally I'm literally I'm literally getting abs right now,
Speaker 3: laughing so hard, like I feel like I just got
Speaker 3: a two pac.
Speaker 1: Listen, Jacks, I apologize that I didn't know on your
Speaker 1: camping trips that at night your mother would put you
Speaker 1: into a cardboard box.
Speaker 3: Great.
Speaker 1: Great, I did not know that, and I honestly am
Speaker 1: shocked by that because I, being older than you, did
Speaker 1: go camping as well, and I was put into a
Speaker 1: sleeping bag.
Speaker 3: To go to sleep in the tent. So that's why
Speaker 3: I think I was nature. So I actually never went
Speaker 3: mind you. First of all, I was I was three.
Speaker 4: This is nineteen eighty three, so this puts me around
Speaker 4: three or four years old. Okay, So it was a
Speaker 4: box with blankets in it, and it was an a tent.
Speaker 3: No, No, it was fine. You know, three, I'm like this, three.
Speaker 3: You know what it's like. It's like when you put
Speaker 3: your dog in a box. Hey, listen, when you find kittens,
Speaker 3: you know, you bag and you're like, listen, kittens to
Speaker 3: say what you want. I don't care. Hey, tex is
Speaker 3: a little bit of a kidden. Dad. I love you, rest,
Speaker 3: may rest in peace. You did the right thing. Nobody's saying.
Speaker 3: First of all, your dad, I know, is an amazing man.
Speaker 4: And my mother they were They were right by and
Speaker 4: that's what they did, and that's what all the other
Speaker 4: families did.
Speaker 3: So that's I'm a.
Speaker 1: I know you had an amazing child because we talked
Speaker 1: about I'm the best child. Okay, So no, there's no question.
Speaker 1: I'm just I was trying to get through the understanding
Speaker 1: that there were moments in your life where you slept
Speaker 1: in an egg box.
Speaker 3: I got I did. I got it.
Speaker 4: I did when I was in a crate crate And
Speaker 4: mind you, I couldn't even talk or walk at this point.
Speaker 3: So at three you could fully walk and talk three.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, no, But when I was when I was
Speaker 4: a newborn, and that's when I was in the box born.
Speaker 3: So it was like a little baby makeshift crip.
Speaker 4: I wasn't like I couldn't be mobile, walking around, like,
Speaker 4: I wasn't playing sports, sleeping in a box.
Speaker 3: I was a newborn child. Well you said nineteen eighty three,
Speaker 3: where you were like three or four. That's why I'm confused.
Speaker 3: So are you newborn? Are you three? No?
Speaker 4: No, No, I was a newborn. But we went camping
Speaker 4: all through the.
Speaker 3: Oh I love it. Okay, okay, okay, all right, I
Speaker 3: think moving on. Let's I'm gonna put the egg by
Speaker 3: the way, greatest segment of my entire career.
Speaker 1: God, Okay, I want to ask you guys something, and
Speaker 1: then I really Jackson's not talking to us. I'm definitely
Speaker 1: getting a picture Jack's so people can see how angry
Speaker 1: you are. And I'm posting you don't understand, No, no, I
Speaker 1: do understand Jack's that you're mad, and.
Speaker 3: Hey, look at Randall. Look at Randall, give your potty face.
Speaker 3: Oh that's Jack.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna post this picture of Borrow of the podcast drops,
Speaker 1: and then you have happy boll.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna post his picture with his white claw.
Speaker 1: Sorry, okay, guys, I have a question, and then I
Speaker 1: think we should ask each other question.
Speaker 3: So my question and then this is my last one, is.
Speaker 1: What would be our first group dad date with our kids?
Speaker 1: Where will we the three of us go? Where do
Speaker 1: you think we should go for our first picture?
Speaker 4: Some egg boxes and we'll go and get a camping trip.
Speaker 4: I think we should get some bag crates and going
Speaker 4: on a little camping trip.
Speaker 3: I mean, do they allow babies and bars? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: What wait? Rams game? Oh no, I have I have yah.
Speaker 1: That should be our first baby Kings game for me? Okay,
Speaker 1: and mine would be or a baseball game. Mine would
Speaker 1: be the jet I'm sorry, are we.
Speaker 3: Talking about wait wait, wait, wait, are we talking about
Speaker 3: our first dad trip.
Speaker 4: It's probably go kids, it's probably gonna be said someone's house,
Speaker 4: you know, for a get together.
Speaker 3: We're all gonna that's probably gonna be that's our first trip.
Speaker 3: Like so this will be probably like May. This literally
Speaker 3: will be in May, definitely, not as are I don't know.
Speaker 4: Probably it will be probably some restaurant somewhere, like the
Speaker 4: three of us taking our kids.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit, and then can we record ourselves
Speaker 5: like walking in slow motion with our SHOs like the
Speaker 5: hand yeah. Yeah, and that one movie too with the
Speaker 5: dads and they're all like walking, that's the wrong movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever that whatever that dad movie. Oh, it's that,
Speaker 3: you know what's the mad By the way, the book
Speaker 3: they made into movie where like the one the kid's
Speaker 3: name is like Henry, but they's called but the wife
Speaker 3: calls it like Ngra. It's like it's like what to
Speaker 3: expect when you're expecting. I think it's like the book
Speaker 3: that they made it into slow motion shot, each of
Speaker 3: us holding are what they call them a car car thing,
Speaker 3: car seat, car seats. We eld our car seats, walking
Speaker 3: and slow That's what I'm saying and then find it
Speaker 3: like a little out and then find like a really
Speaker 3: good like track of music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't tell by the way, I'm a daddy's
Speaker 1: I'm a daddy dad.
Speaker 3: You know it's a great dad. They gotta watch mister mom.
Speaker 3: Mister mom. Do you remember that Michael Keaton? Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: Like he was working in the car, he was working
Speaker 3: at them, he was working at the car. He got
Speaker 3: laid off. I feel like we should.
Speaker 5: Watch Junior with Arnold to find out what it really
Speaker 5: is to be like having a baby as a dad.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. That's bad. I've been working
Speaker 3: on accents and it's it's just not really working. Yeah. No, uh.
Speaker 4: And you know what I have a problem too. Here's
Speaker 4: here's a not a problem. But what I think is
Speaker 4: extremely important in which I'm going through right now with
Speaker 4: Brittany is just reassuring Brittany how beautiful she is. She's
Speaker 4: already beautiful, She's already gorgeous. But you know, I always
Speaker 4: see Brittany looking at herself, and I know in her
Speaker 4: head she's just thinking that she's Sometimes I feel like
Speaker 4: she thinks she's not pretty, and it really I think.
Speaker 3: Because I feel like I we all know that.
Speaker 4: I know that, you know that, you know that you
Speaker 4: know your wife, but you know their bodies are changing
Speaker 4: and they're not used to that, and they're very you.
Speaker 3: Know, and they're very insecure.
Speaker 4: They know they're excited to be moms, but at the
Speaker 4: same time they're they're like, am I going to get
Speaker 4: back into that bikini again? Like you know that, that
Speaker 4: kind of stuff, And it's like that's the thing that
Speaker 4: I have to reassure her a lot. And I don't
Speaker 4: I love doing it. I do it anyway, but it's
Speaker 4: just it's super important for new dads, I think, just
Speaker 4: to make sure you let your wife know how beautiful
Speaker 4: she is at all.
Speaker 5: But also we got to find really good vocabulary. I
Speaker 5: just watched this TikTok of this British woman going.
Speaker 7: You know, like, what is it when everyone says, like,
Speaker 7: you know, oh you look very nice today, Like what
Speaker 7: does that mean? She's like, I need a god to like,
Speaker 7: you know, be Shakespearean like you look stupendous, you look magnificent,
Speaker 7: Like learn how.
Speaker 3: To like what is nice? What is nice? Right?
Speaker 7: I'm like, you know, we can't be like, oh baby,
Speaker 7: you look cute today. What is cute, what is nice?
Speaker 3: Like I want big freaking Shakespearean words to describe how
Speaker 3: I well, no, but it's true. It's like, you know,
Speaker 3: when we say you look nice, that actually I feel
Speaker 3: like it's mad. But when you tell your wife something,
Speaker 3: or your baby mama or whatever, you use some big
Speaker 3: descriptive words. Actually that makes them go, oh, I look
Speaker 3: gorgeous today, or even better, something better than gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Especially right now too, especially she is so happy when
Speaker 4: she gets dressed up for something, like she's been out
Speaker 4: to dinner I think two times during this COVID thing.
Speaker 4: And the fact that her when she chro when she
Speaker 4: goes and takes a shower and she gets puts makeup on,
Speaker 4: she's so excited. So it's super important for you new
Speaker 4: dads out there to make sure you let your wife,
Speaker 4: your significant other, your partner, your whatever, make sure you
Speaker 4: tell them how beautiful they are, because it's super super
Speaker 4: important right now. I mean it is all the time,
Speaker 4: but just right now because their bodies.
Speaker 1: Are changing, and I couldn't agree with you are Jack's
Speaker 1: honestly that that's something that I've really tried to work out,
Speaker 1: because you know, naturally I.
Speaker 3: Compliment all the time, like you do and oh, I know.
Speaker 1: You do, but the reality is there there are big
Speaker 1: moments of insecurity, which I get now and I understand.
Speaker 1: But I'm always like, Lala, you're stunning and she's like
Speaker 1: I don't feel and I'm like, yeah, but you are,
Speaker 1: so I realize now, that's just these moments that I
Speaker 1: have to kind of going.
Speaker 3: I've got to go the extra mile. That's the thing
Speaker 3: I said in the last podcast.
Speaker 5: I was like, I've been saying all like great things,
Speaker 5: saus but and she's like, oh, thank you. But then
Speaker 5: when like a random woman said how glowing you are
Speaker 5: and like trumps.
Speaker 4: Us Trump trumps all of us, all of them, and I,
Speaker 4: it's so funny you say that, Like there's some people
Speaker 4: that have been saying that that I don't even know,
Speaker 4: Like random people will say that. When we went out
Speaker 4: to dinner the other night and people come to I
Speaker 4: will literally go chase that guy down.
Speaker 3: I'll be like, you have no idea how happy you
Speaker 3: made her. It's just a rand. It could be some
Speaker 3: homeless person off the street.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. I have to say that. That's my
Speaker 4: job as a husband. But when some stranger says it,
Speaker 4: like you said, it makes a whole world of difference,
Speaker 4: massive difference, the whole Like I literally will track them
Speaker 4: down and literally want to give them money.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you have no idea how my rest of
Speaker 3: my day is going to be now because you said that,
Speaker 3: Yeah my good sexy time, Yeah so much so.
Speaker 4: Guys out there, if you see guys, girls, whatever, if
Speaker 4: you see pregnant women out there, tell them how beautiful.
Speaker 5: They actually, no, guys is if a guy walked up
Speaker 5: to my wife and said, oh my god, you look
Speaker 5: so hot, and now if it was like just a dude,
Speaker 5: I'd be like, Okay, that's weird.
Speaker 3: He would walk away.
Speaker 7: You know what.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, bo You know, listen, there's
Speaker 4: a way of saying it to be complimentary. You look
Speaker 4: beautiful today, you look this. I don't mind if other
Speaker 4: men say my wife looks noble. I don't care because
Speaker 4: he's reassuring her and I like that. I don't mind.
Speaker 3: It doesn't bother me. I don't have a chip on
Speaker 3: my shoulder. But it's just guys.
Speaker 4: Just so you know, if you say this women, if
Speaker 4: you say this to a woman, you're helping out their partner.
Speaker 3: You really are you really are. I agree.
Speaker 1: I want to say that I think that even you
Speaker 1: know your partner period, you know, got to go a
Speaker 1: little extra distance.
Speaker 3: Like I I literally wake up.
Speaker 1: In the morning and when I go to sleep, and
Speaker 1: I'm not by any means the King compliments, but I
Speaker 1: do go out of my way because I know right
Speaker 1: now how insecure.
Speaker 3: She is, more than she ever was. Right and she's not.
Speaker 1: A very insecure person, but we all are insecure at times,
Speaker 1: and and so I constantly am reinforcing, like how beautiful
Speaker 1: and you look stunning.
Speaker 4: And it's not easy, especially with our girls being in
Speaker 4: the limelight, being on social media, when you got everybody
Speaker 4: and their brother picking apart our wives, our significant others, bodies,
Speaker 4: relationships and how they're carrying, how they're doing through their pregnancy,
Speaker 4: Like they literally just pick apart. Brittany, Yes, I know
Speaker 4: we began.
Speaker 3: People are freaking me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, someone covid started in twenty twenty and all of
Speaker 5: a sudden, like someone like I feel like there's a
Speaker 5: daily show, like oh my god, all the trolls are gone. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then you know, five months later, it's like everyone
Speaker 5: just got nasty, just got nasty.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what do you gain.
Speaker 4: What do you gain out of not knowing somebody you
Speaker 4: don't even know off of TV that you attack them on?
Speaker 4: Just things that you would like, the personal personal thing, sorry,
Speaker 4: below the belt, things like why do you feel better
Speaker 4: about yourself?
Speaker 3: No, they're saying these things. By the way, I thought,
Speaker 3: what do you get out of it?
Speaker 4: If you get out of it, then if you're getting
Speaker 4: if you if it makes your day great, then you
Speaker 4: know what, keep on doing it. But if you're not,
Speaker 4: like what are you getting out of I go the
Speaker 4: opposite away.
Speaker 3: I agree with you that it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: But thing is like, I've never really had any of
Speaker 1: that until recent you know, with Lalla and over the
Speaker 1: last few years, and I can't believe the things people say.
Speaker 1: I mean, these are mothers and husbands, fathers and you know,
Speaker 1: have families exactly.
Speaker 4: It's always people with families who also in their bios
Speaker 4: say God first, right and then.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then they're insulting.
Speaker 1: My fiance's body or body shame here or me their
Speaker 1: body shamey.
Speaker 3: It's like, does that I mean? But here's here's what
Speaker 3: I take away.
Speaker 1: Now, they're miserable people miserable and they're not happy and
Speaker 1: all I could do is say I wish them the
Speaker 1: best in life.
Speaker 3: That's that's the way you got to kill tell them
Speaker 3: with kindnesses.
Speaker 1: People sucked the way they were raised to be able
Speaker 1: to say that about somebody's body without knowing them.
Speaker 3: And by the way, not that that makes it okay.
Speaker 4: But most of the time, most of the time it's
Speaker 4: women on other women, like you all, it's women against women,
Speaker 4: and it's just like awful.
Speaker 3: And then you go to look at like who's saying this?
Speaker 3: You look at them.
Speaker 4: They got families, but they got God first, they got Bible,
Speaker 4: they got Christianity right, and they forgot this this.
Speaker 3: Thing called uh uh oh forgiveness. Hello.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm pretty sure that jac was talking about
Speaker 5: I have a thing about forgiveness too. Like I'm I'm
Speaker 5: very you know, faithful and like have my faith, but
Speaker 5: for me, i'm very I'm very like not forgiving.
Speaker 3: So I was like, it's really hard for me to
Speaker 3: do this. And when I see this stuff, I'm like,
Speaker 3: and you drop the God first stuff or anything like
Speaker 3: a kindness you know, blah blah blah, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: you were literally writing trash. I know, It's like, just
Speaker 3: are you an idiot. Are you that dumb to be right?
Speaker 3: It's just it's sad.
Speaker 1: But you know what, Look, you guys have been dealing
Speaker 1: a lot longer than I have. But I will tell
Speaker 1: you that I am shocked that people can just blast
Speaker 1: off on social media and say the meanest, nastiest things
Speaker 1: and if it makes them feel better, then I know
Speaker 1: that their life is pretty fucking miserable.
Speaker 3: And so we get better. I hope everyone you know
Speaker 3: just gets better. Man, come on, let's just get kindness.
Speaker 3: Remember that, remember that everybody in that kindness. I feel
Speaker 3: like we need to find some freaking kindness. I gotta be,
Speaker 3: we just gotta be.
Speaker 4: Just time to talk about social media? A real quick question?
Speaker 4: Are you guys going to uh? Two questions here? Make
Speaker 4: a social media or have a social media for your child?
Speaker 4: A first question b secon question, are you going to
Speaker 4: put your child on social media?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: I think you guys are gonna say yes, because you're
Speaker 4: going to flood your Instagram picture of pictures of your baby.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you my answer.
Speaker 1: My answer is whatever Lala thinks his best I will support.
Speaker 1: I mean that I definitely don't want UH and I
Speaker 1: know Laala supports this that we don't want our child
Speaker 1: to have an Instagram account like you know, baby account
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 3: Lot. I think Laala at a certain.
Speaker 1: Point will be comfortable with us promoting pictures of our
Speaker 1: of our baby, but that I will let her, I'll
Speaker 1: support whatever whenever she's ready to do that.
Speaker 3: I agree. I'm doing the same thing. I'm kind of
Speaker 3: letting Brittany handle all that.
Speaker 5: I think we're gonna do, like an account, but I
Speaker 5: don't think we're gonna just I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like I don't think we're gonna make it. I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 5: I know we've talked about we have we have something. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're gonna make it public. But it's like we're still
Speaker 5: just trying to figure out what we want to do.
Speaker 5: Because you have a lot of people that are like
Speaker 5: like hiding their kids, yes, a lot of people that
Speaker 5: are promoting their kids.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: I've heard I've heard stories on both ways. I've heard
Speaker 4: actors and actresses talk about it. Both ways keep the
Speaker 4: kids off, there's actors that keep the kids on.
Speaker 3: I think it's a personal decision. I don't think there's
Speaker 3: a right wrong.
Speaker 1: I think it's whatever the parents feel his best, and
Speaker 1: I think with Lala and I if I was the guest,
Speaker 1: that we haven't had this conversation, but I'm sure that
Speaker 1: she'll say, you know, we'll promote our family together like
Speaker 1: we do as a couple.
Speaker 3: And the one thing I always laugh about it it's like.
Speaker 1: This is really new for me because social media when
Speaker 1: I was a kid didn't exist. It didn't exist for you,
Speaker 1: and it didn't exist for you. So now we have
Speaker 1: this whole new fucking world where their iPhone is a
Speaker 1: connection to the whole world, right, not just their la
Speaker 1: or or their school or their friends, to the un world.
Speaker 1: It is and so that's that's amazing that they don't
Speaker 1: need to carry around like I did, forty fucking thesauruses.
Speaker 3: You know, Thomas guy. It's like I hated as I was.
Speaker 3: I could never say. I was like, what that actually
Speaker 3: a Thomas guy? Thomas guy? How do you get When
Speaker 3: I moved to La Thomas That's how I got around.
Speaker 3: So those were like maps.
Speaker 1: People probably don't know, but they were like one hundred
Speaker 1: and two hundred page deck of maps and when you
Speaker 1: had to drive around, you had.
Speaker 3: To follow them.
Speaker 1: Same thing with and it's like it's like being a
Speaker 1: Britannica when you had to do reports or ship you
Speaker 1: had to go to book seventy three, open it up
Speaker 1: the page two hundred and sixty two. So, at least
Speaker 1: for school, having computers and phones is genius.
Speaker 3: That thing in the library called the card catalog, it
Speaker 3: doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. I don't know. I'm just
Speaker 3: assuming why, like what I mean, you know, I'm sure
Speaker 3: it does, but it is more of just a sarcastic
Speaker 3: but you know why why? Yeah, it's like why, you know,
Speaker 3: can you imagine when we used to go to the library.
Speaker 1: Used to remember sitting going through dozens and dozens of card.
Speaker 3: Catalog files, trying to waste the time.
Speaker 4: What stupid freaking book that was usually not there anyway,
Speaker 4: The book that you're looking for is usually checked out,
Speaker 4: loss missing anyway.
Speaker 5: There's any of that scene in Ghostbusters where the cards
Speaker 5: start flying out.
Speaker 1: I think our kids are going to be very blessed
Speaker 1: coming into the world with the technology that they have.
Speaker 1: I think it's just got to be you know, we
Speaker 1: have to be careful and make sure that, you know,
Speaker 1: we do our job to control it, like put controls
Speaker 1: on phones and ship like that.
Speaker 5: Well, at least we're going to do it together because
Speaker 5: you know, Jax might be doing something that I'm totally
Speaker 5: against or I use something you're totally against, and then
Speaker 5: we're gonna be like then we can actually have it
Speaker 5: to talk about it.
Speaker 1: And by the way, and I think that's a neat
Speaker 1: thing because I I've never had like two other buddies
Speaker 1: having kids at the same time. This is super exciting
Speaker 1: for me because you guys are going to do things
Speaker 1: differently than I am. But I'm also going to look
Speaker 1: at things you do and say, oh fuck, that's coolest shit.
Speaker 1: I want to do that. So I think that's part
Speaker 1: of having, you know, best friends having kids at the
Speaker 1: same time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very neat. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited and
Speaker 3: scary and exciting. This morning I actually cried for the
Speaker 3: first time. But I but I was why why I was?
Speaker 5: I woke up early, like six thirty to okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: so maybe it was Maybe it was that. And uh,
Speaker 5: one of my aunt's friend sent me this really cute
Speaker 5: little like onesie with like lemons on it and it
Speaker 5: was on the table like we just washed it and
Speaker 5: I was sitting there holding them, I mean sat sleeping
Speaker 5: six thirty in the morning and I just I pick
Speaker 5: up the thing and then I just like put it
Speaker 5: on my chest to see like how she is going
Speaker 5: to be on my chest, and then I started I
Speaker 5: started like like bobbing around, like rocking, and it literally
Speaker 5: that was probably the first time where I'm like, oh shit,
Speaker 5: this is real. Like I've known this is real, but
Speaker 5: then it was just like, oh my god, this is real,
Speaker 5: and I started crying. I don't know if it was
Speaker 5: because I'm scared shitless, you know, but it's also I'm
Speaker 5: so fucking excited. I'm already like she needs to come out,
Speaker 5: Like I am ready for her. I'm ready to like
Speaker 5: just start this dad process. Yeah, I get that's what
Speaker 5: keeps telling me get to sleep. Of course I am.
Speaker 5: We're working on it.
Speaker 1: I have a question, because I've already made this decision
Speaker 1: on behalf of my sanity and Lala sanity.
Speaker 3: Will you guys have night night nurses? Yeah?
Speaker 5: So I think we're gonna try it for like two
Speaker 5: or three nights a week just to see, and then
Speaker 5: if we want more, we might do all week.
Speaker 3: But I like they're expensive, you know, freaking expensive they are.
Speaker 3: They're like four or five hundred dollars a night's expensive. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: if you know twenty.
Speaker 5: Yes hours get well, No, we were gonna do like
Speaker 5: we're gonna do like like nine pm to six am.
Speaker 3: That's good, right, that's good. But you know, here's a
Speaker 3: scary thing in COVID. I need to make sure, like
Speaker 3: who is this woman she gonna wear? She out? Is
Speaker 3: she going out? Do we you know? Who is her family?
Speaker 3: Let's hope how it's scary.
Speaker 1: Let's hope that by the time your baby comes, the
Speaker 1: vaccine has really starting to go.
Speaker 3: That's like that goes into another question, are you going
Speaker 3: to vaccine your child?
Speaker 5: I mean the normal ones, But I don't know if
Speaker 5: there's gonna be a COVID vaccine for kids.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think the vaccine. I don't know, we don't
Speaker 1: know yet, don't know, but I think the vaccine I don't.
Speaker 1: I think infants are not as susceptible from what I've
Speaker 1: told Again, do not hold me to that, because I
Speaker 1: think we all have to ask our doc.
Speaker 4: Are you guys one of those Are you guys one
Speaker 4: of those ones that is like pro all the shots.
Speaker 3: In the beginning, Yes, it's got my first flu shot
Speaker 3: me too last weekend. Since I was ever, I know,
Speaker 3: but I've had i'n't had never had one in my life.
Speaker 3: I haven't had one since I was like nine. Have
Speaker 3: you had and I never get sick? You've never had?
Speaker 3: I had like a stomach flu, but I've not. I
Speaker 3: don't even know. I don't know what the flu. I
Speaker 3: don't know what the flu. Never had the flu fever.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe maybe like once every like three years, but
Speaker 5: I never I never get I really never get sick.
Speaker 5: And maybe it's because all the out call I abuse
Speaker 5: my body with.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, I've had the flu shot every year,
Speaker 1: Alex is sitting here.
Speaker 3: I've had the flu shot every years.
Speaker 1: One year I skipped it and I got the flu
Speaker 1: so bad I had to go to the hospital for
Speaker 1: dehydration and a high fever. And so I've religiously never
Speaker 1: missed the flu shot.
Speaker 3: Now have you seen those TikTok videos of the babies
Speaker 3: when they get their ear piers and all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: it's like oh, and then it's like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: did you just do to me? And then it's like
Speaker 3: what about ear pierccenes? We didn't even think about that,
Speaker 3: my god, like do we do it early right away?
Speaker 3: I don't know right away? I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 3: I got my ear beers first time in fifth grade,
Speaker 3: I got each of my ears. I don't know what
Speaker 3: age do you get? No, I don't know either. Bo.
Speaker 3: I think it's here's somebody we should do together. We
Speaker 3: should make of it.
Speaker 1: Whatever we decide. We take our daughters to together with
Speaker 1: Lallen Scots and we and I'm gonna be bawling watching
Speaker 1: the screaming cry.
Speaker 3: You know what taking Mclaire's. It's better. It'll be an
Speaker 3: Instagram story. Follow our Instagram sho are in June. It
Speaker 3: has me. The years is in April, so maybe like
Speaker 3: maybe May or June, may or June. I think we
Speaker 3: should wait till they're like one. Really, I feel you
Speaker 3: want to do it early. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: know either. I don't know the thing Dad players da,
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I love Claire. I love Claire's your daughters,
Speaker 3: just love Claire's Countryside Mall and Florida and Pinella's County, Florida.
Speaker 3: That I was lairs. Yeah, Claire's boutique, Lakeside Mall shut
Speaker 3: fires out of lakes Mall. That's right.
Speaker 4: Everybody had a clares man everybody And that's where I
Speaker 4: got my air Pierce.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, dude, I got Pierce. I think on
Speaker 1: a day off at sleep away camp.
Speaker 3: When I went my dad found out too. That was
Speaker 3: bad day. Oh my well, my dad he wanted to
Speaker 3: rip that thing right out of my ear My mom
Speaker 3: cool earrings were it was cool.
Speaker 4: But my dad and I, he was like, get out
Speaker 4: of my fucking house. That's basically and I was. I
Speaker 4: want to say I was thirteen when I got mine done,
Speaker 4: thirteen fourteen. That's what my dad said, nipples is get
Speaker 4: the fuck out of my house, is what he said
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 3: Did you really? No? I had when I was seventeen.
Speaker 3: This is better than I and I was. I was
Speaker 3: out of Clearwater be and He's like, what the what
Speaker 3: the hell are those things? They look like door knockers,
Speaker 3: you idiot? How bad did that hurt? Oh? My god?
Speaker 3: You back because I have like my old Jeep Cherry
Speaker 3: or a Jeep c J seven top like doors off,
Speaker 3: top off.
Speaker 5: In the seatbelt, I slammed on the brakes, I tell you,
Speaker 5: the seatbelt shot over and then by the time I
Speaker 5: get home, I'm like, what is it. Why is my
Speaker 5: shirt sticky? I started bleeding, Come on, what miss? What
Speaker 5: I'm gonna throw's?
Speaker 3: Look? I like nine inch nails back in the day,
Speaker 3: and I just wanted to be part of it. Oh
Speaker 3: you were you were all. I was a punk rocker
Speaker 3: until I joined the track. Did you have hoops or
Speaker 3: or I was a dave man? You have to start
Speaker 3: with hoops and then you can go to bar belt.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I had. I had like normals, and then
Speaker 3: when I was in high school I got them stretched.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you did the stretching. Yeah, disgusting that
Speaker 4: mine didn't make far. I like socuse my dad saw it.
Speaker 4: He ripped that thing out.
Speaker 3: It was gone. Yeah, I got some serious trouble. Well,
Speaker 3: thank god my mom wore the pants in the family.
Speaker 3: Go women.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, well listen, I'm just trying to process
Speaker 1: this whole episode.
Speaker 3: I was going to open another white claw, so I
Speaker 3: think wait, I think we're over an hour now, so
Speaker 3: we're we're we're gonna wind it up.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we'll have as many fans we
Speaker 1: had the first time with the A crape left.
Speaker 3: No, there's nothing wrong with sleeping in an egg box.
Speaker 3: I feel like, we need to record this stuff because
Speaker 3: if everyone could see Jackson's face, he was so annoyed.
Speaker 3: I'm literally like, people don't understand.
Speaker 4: When I understand it and see the picture, they'll be like, oh, okay,
Speaker 4: this makes sense.
Speaker 3: Do you think I'm actually gonna get an egg box
Speaker 3: and get some blankets and be like, is this what
Speaker 3: you're talking about? I was happy, I grew up.
Speaker 1: If I come to your house and you have your
Speaker 1: baby in a crape, I'm definitely calling my dad.
Speaker 3: He worked his ass off and he took his camping.
Speaker 3: I know you had.
Speaker 4: It was awesome, and I was very happy and like,
Speaker 4: I was just happy that my dad, you know, took
Speaker 4: me on these strips.
Speaker 3: We're fucking with you because the person my mind sorry
Speaker 3: about my ma and dad love you both.
Speaker 1: I talk about your dad all the time with you,
Speaker 1: and I know you had an amazing father and mother.
Speaker 1: So all right, So having said that, I think we
Speaker 1: had a lot of fun. I think that this is
Speaker 1: becoming a regular thing.
Speaker 3: I think we will boxes, egg boxes.
Speaker 4: They're gonna be designer egg companies are gonna reach out
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 3: They're gonna startjacks.
Speaker 4: You want to collaborate and make this new egg bed
Speaker 4: for kids exactly.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, listen, guys, the next time we do this,
Speaker 1: I think will be uh after the new Year, and
Speaker 1: I think Bow will be a father and we will
Speaker 1: still be expecting.
Speaker 3: We'll be expecting. Maybe we'll have some more stories. Bow
Speaker 3: will definitely have some. My energy level will be at
Speaker 3: like a level three because you'll be no sleep. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Mia Jackson will be like we're still in it. Who
Speaker 3: here we go a couple of months ago, and you'll
Speaker 3: be like, fuck you.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: I think also when you like after Thanksgiving, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do like I'm gonna try to do like I'm gonna
Speaker 3: try to do like a like I'm just not gonna
Speaker 3: drink for until she's born, until I'm trying to do
Speaker 3: like two months clean just just cleanse, be healthy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean it's like I have a freaking home gym,
Speaker 3: so it's like what you know, So I feel.
Speaker 1: Like I just need to I think I did the
Speaker 1: next time you come on here, right, so that's November
Speaker 1: or whatever, twenty seventh, something like that, December twenty seventh.
Speaker 1: I think we should all plan to do a podcast
Speaker 1: like January third, no, the day whatever, the week after
Speaker 1: you have your baby, will all come on again and
Speaker 1: we'll do it and you'll have.
Speaker 3: To stay sober till then. Yeah sounds good.
Speaker 1: Well I want to say this, thank you guys for coming,
Speaker 1: and honestly, Bo, we're excited for you because you're the
Speaker 1: first one to have your baby and we're going to
Speaker 1: all be there for you obviously.
Speaker 4: And any egg companies I want to reach out to
Speaker 4: my publicist please let me know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the egg companies want that look,
Speaker 1: but whatever you give Jax, please send this way.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I don't get the free shit. I get
Speaker 3: the credit card sponsorship. And I also say I really
Speaker 3: love eggs. I can make a lot of eggs for breakfast,
Speaker 3: for dinner. We can change lives if you want. I'll
Speaker 3: live your lifestyle with you and you can have mine
Speaker 3: if you want. You can have all the free shit
Speaker 3: you want. Easter. When Easter comes up, I know you
Speaker 3: don't celebrate it, but when we can all have a
Speaker 3: company wants to send us eggs to paint with our
Speaker 3: daughters and your son would be fantastic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's for you know, for the Holly. It's fun
Speaker 1: of paint eggs and the Easter buddy.
Speaker 4: Oh, we're gonna be doing all that. We're gonna be
Speaker 4: spending every holiday birthday together.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have great it's gonna be kids, are gonna
Speaker 4: have greatchild And I can't wait to tell everybody about what.
Speaker 3: We do to give people ideas.
Speaker 1: And I want to give one shout out to somebody
Speaker 1: before we wrap this up, because the happy go lucky bullshit.
Speaker 3: I'm over Tom Schwartz. I have won.
Speaker 1: Two words for you, Okay, two words Tom Schwartz, and
Speaker 1: it's ketchup, ketchup.
Speaker 4: Catch And we're not talking about We're not talking about
Speaker 4: the high.
Speaker 3: We're talking about something about French fries. We're talking about
Speaker 3: we're not talking about condiments here. We're talking about take
Speaker 3: the condiments off condoms. That's what I meant, condoms. Schwartzy,
Speaker 3: catch up, buddy, we're all here, we're here. One more
Speaker 3: guy in the podcast. Should we call Schwartz right now?
Speaker 3: Real quick? You're called out burn burn? Oh? Oh we
Speaker 3: got him.
Speaker 8: Damn.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know what he's walking into. All right, let's
Speaker 3: do it. Hey, buddy, how are you rand? Hey?
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know you're live on
Speaker 1: give them Laala with Randall, The Dad Podcast with Bo
Speaker 1: and Jack.
Speaker 3: Say hello, guy, what's up? What's up? Why do you
Speaker 3: sound like you've been drinking for a solid week. No,
Speaker 3: I'm great. I actually just worked out. That's not what
Speaker 3: I heard.
Speaker 4: That spot were the spot we heard mister Clark called
Speaker 4: your ass out.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I did. Bro Listen, Yeah, listen, I succumb
Speaker 3: to peer pressure. I'm easily influenced.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well that brings us to our point. If you are,
Speaker 1: if you succumb to peer pressure, are calling you out again,
Speaker 1: and we are telling you to get fucking busy and
Speaker 1: get pregnant.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, listen, you're dealing with my mother in law
Speaker 4: in the same house, so can you listen?
Speaker 3: We have the fertility app. Things are in motion, well
Speaker 3: the absent motion? Are you like? How? What? What like?
Speaker 3: How is you know? Are your hips in motion? Because
Speaker 3: you gotta have motion. Remember you gotta remember do not
Speaker 3: wear a condoms totally different than do not need them,
Speaker 3: don't blow out, do not schwartz.
Speaker 1: We have We have one question for you, and this
Speaker 1: is important because we're your friends.
Speaker 3: Hit me with it.
Speaker 1: What is the key date every month? So we could
Speaker 1: put in our calendars, so not we will ignore you
Speaker 1: over those three days every month.
Speaker 3: What is the key day? It's usually around what's the
Speaker 3: date If there's a number, it's twenty.
Speaker 9: Six all right, so you have three days. I love you, guys, Yes,
Speaker 9: three days.
Speaker 3: Man, we're gonna the twenty fifth, twenty sixth, twenty seventh.
Speaker 3: We are all blocking you and no one is taking
Speaker 3: your call.
Speaker 5: We're gonna send you some We're gonna send you some
Speaker 5: lube on Friday.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got some of those semi truck driver killer
Speaker 4: b pills at the mobile gas station.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's mojo rising. Yeah, it's happening. We love
Speaker 3: things are in motion.
Speaker 1: We we hear about the motion. Twenty fifth, twenty twenty seventh.
Speaker 1: You will not be seeing bo Jax or myself. You'll
Speaker 1: be seeing your partner and only your partner.
Speaker 5: And I'll make a sexy playlist on Spotify and send
Speaker 5: it to you.
Speaker 9: I love you, guys, love you too, all right, see
Speaker 9: you alright bye?
Speaker 1: And I just want to say, and wrapping this up,
Speaker 1: I have had the most fun.
Speaker 3: I think we got to do this again.
Speaker 1: Even if people don't like it or love it, is.
Speaker 4: There anything that people want us to talk about our people.
Speaker 4: Is there anything that people are are interested in hearing?
Speaker 4: How we are dealing with the pregnancy, how we're dealing
Speaker 4: with COVID, how we're dealing with pregnant wives in COVID,
Speaker 4: how we're dealing with any Let us know we are
Speaker 4: kind of very raw here, no holds barred.
Speaker 3: Or if you just want Raydlin and I to just
Speaker 3: fucking bust on Jack's that's fine too. Where is this
Speaker 3: something to do? It's a sport. It's a sport. Well, listen, seriously,
Speaker 3: I agree with Jacks. That's a great point.
Speaker 1: If you want us to know, if you want us
Speaker 1: ask anything the next time we do this, hit Jack's
Speaker 1: up or bow you know, DM, whatever it is. However,
Speaker 1: you get to us, and we would love to share
Speaker 1: your thoughts because we've had so much fun in Laala,
Speaker 1: my love of my life.
Speaker 3: Thank you for letting us do this while you're out
Speaker 3: of town. Thank you, Lalla, And like I said, send
Speaker 3: us those questions guys too.
Speaker 1: Thanks la all right, and we'll be back next week
Speaker 1: with give them Laala with Ramon