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Speaker 1: Hello. Hello, is this Matt, Yes it is. How are you.

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Speaker 1: My name is Sage Willowbrook. I'm fine, Sage. What can

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Speaker 1: I do for you? Thank you for asking. Well, a

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Speaker 1: friend of mine referred me to speak with you. They

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Speaker 1: said you are an excellent house painter. Is that true? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I do house painting. Okay, Well, I have an unusual

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Speaker 1: paint job that needs to be done in the next

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Speaker 1: few days, and I was hoping to find somebody who

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Speaker 1: could do that for me. All right, um, what what

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Speaker 1: makes it unusual? Can you? Can you be discreet? I'm

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Speaker 1: excuse me, I said, can you be discreet? I don't

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Speaker 1: want anybody to know what we'll be doing, Sir, I

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Speaker 1: can't be discreet if I don't know what you want

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Speaker 1: me to paint. I mean, is it's something illegal? No,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to Oh no, no, no, let's

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Speaker 1: not use that word. What word illegal? Let's not use

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Speaker 1: that word? Okay, all right, look man, I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 1: This is starting to sound a little shady. Can you

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Speaker 1: can you just tell me what you need to have painted?

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Speaker 1: Of course I can. I'm working on expanding my basement

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Speaker 1: and I need it painted a soothing color. So that

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Speaker 1: the people who stay there are less aggressive. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: so that the people who stay there can what so

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Speaker 1: that they're less aggressive? Why? Why would the people staying

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Speaker 1: in your basement be aggressive? Sir? I just have some

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Speaker 1: friends who sometimes get out of hand, that's all. Well,

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Speaker 1: maybe maybe you should find some different friends. I like

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Speaker 1: my friends that I found. Okay, Well, you know, I

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Speaker 1: don't I guess I don't see a problem with painting

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Speaker 1: the soothing color. That seems. I was reading an article

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Speaker 1: about how certain prisons paint their walls pink so the

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Speaker 1: prisoners who are chained up don't act out and eventually

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Speaker 1: they just give up. I'm sorry you are you going

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Speaker 1: to be having people chained up in your basement? You're funny,

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Speaker 1: matt That was a funny joke. You're joker pants. Look,

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Speaker 1: I you know, I have no problem of painting a basement.

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Speaker 1: I suppose, But Matthew, I'm I'm looking forward to you

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Speaker 1: spending some time in my basement. Yeah. I think I'm

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Speaker 1: probably booked up and busy. But Matthew, we started off

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Speaker 1: the phone call with you saying you were available to

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Speaker 1: paint for me. Yeah, I just remembered I have I

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Speaker 1: got I have some other stuff I've got to get done.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm really sorry that this won't work out. I'll

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Speaker 1: pay double your fee. Maybe we can meet in a

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Speaker 1: you know, a coffee shop somewhere in public and talk

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Speaker 1: about the job. I'd much rather meet you in a

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Speaker 1: quiet place. Yeah, I don't. I don't think I'm going

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Speaker 1: to have time to to do this stage. I'm real sorry, Matthew.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I should just come over and meet

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Speaker 1: you in person. I do have your address in front

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Speaker 1: of me. You have my address. I think if we

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Speaker 1: talk in person, I know just the way to convince you. No,

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Speaker 1: you know what. You're clearly some kind of creepy weirdo,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not. I'm not painting your place, So don't

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Speaker 1: don't come anywhere near me that can convince me of anything.

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Speaker 1: Stay the way, Matthew. I'm getting mixed messages. Do you

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Speaker 1: want me to come over to your place or not? No?

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Speaker 1: Do you not come over my house, you creepy, raspy voice,

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Speaker 1: a little weirdo way from my house. The more you

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Speaker 1: fight it, the more I'll be there. If you come

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Speaker 1: anywhere near my house, I will I will bash your

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Speaker 1: head in with a baseball bat. How about that safe

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Speaker 1: and that's a fun time I've done that. I'm gonna cops.

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Speaker 1: Well if you do that, what am I going to

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Speaker 1: tell your girlfriend Nicole? They make you creepy weird? No,

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Speaker 1: she's not in my basement. This is actually jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving on to

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend Nicole set you up, dude, I was so weird

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Speaker 1: out Nicole. Nicole said to your painting houses and wanted

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Speaker 1: me to creep you out a little bit. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: cereal To is trying to hire me to paint. Would

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Speaker 1: you still like to come to my basement. No,