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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter, the subject hanging

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Speaker 1: on to a constant cheater. Right now the nephew is

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Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. What you got enough?

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Speaker 1: Something good? This one right here is dear to my heart.

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Speaker 1: This from right this is I don't get the prank millionaires.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I don't get to do that.

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Speaker 1: This one right here is a classic of me pranking

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Speaker 1: the only really millionaire I knew, the one and only

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey here is running. So what did you say

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Speaker 1: saying you right now? Did he chutt on everybody? Nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with me? Man? That ain't my book? Say

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Speaker 1: on book? Put him on the phone nex tell him

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Speaker 1: I ain't writing about me, and told it all my boy,

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Speaker 1: he's telling on everybody. Man, his book ain't got nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with you, man, No, no, nobody's book. Dude,

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Speaker 1: got something to do with me. Because everything to Steve

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Speaker 1: then learn, everything was growing up from the hood, telling

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Speaker 1: on everybody. And I'm tired of this. He ought to

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Speaker 1: go somewhere and sitting down, dog dog, you gotta get

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Speaker 1: right with your girls. If he's stilling my girl. He

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Speaker 1: ain't got no business coming in my house in my

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Speaker 1: car telling every damn thing. So hello, who who who

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Speaker 1: is it? Who is it? Held on? Man? This Steve Harvey?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? This is your tea man? Listen here, man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna phone with your nephew and I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: this to you. Steve. Okay, all up to you, dude.

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Speaker 1: I see you on the front of Essence. I see

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Speaker 1: you on the on the family field, on your radio show.

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Speaker 1: So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and

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Speaker 1: quit telling on everybody? I mean, if on everything, Steve.

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Speaker 1: I'm riding in the car with my family. I'm gotta

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Speaker 1: turn my radio off because you're telling game. We grow

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Speaker 1: sticking together. If I'm running the middle game and make

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Speaker 1: my hands meet or whatever it is, that's you ain't

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Speaker 1: got me hold on hold o. Women, First of all,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. I know your God,

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Speaker 1: but I know who you are and we listened to

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Speaker 1: the show. Her First thing you're gonna do, don't back

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Speaker 1: up a little bit, dull, because you're talking to me crazy.

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Speaker 1: If you ain't nobody scared of you because you got money.

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Speaker 1: If this ain't got nothing doing, no money, and I

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna be too many, but just enjoy your life.

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Speaker 1: You find the perfect why no, you you found the

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Speaker 1: perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good. God bleming,

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Speaker 1: don't book God in this. Leave God out of this

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Speaker 1: because you ain't calling from the God. Ain't gonna to

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Speaker 1: people kill me with that part right there, God bless you.

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Speaker 1: Don't know God, you don't want God bless me because

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Speaker 1: you're talking too crazy to me. That's for starters right there.

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Speaker 1: But since you're talking crazy to me, let me turn

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Speaker 1: you onto something you want that running game. That's your problem.

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Speaker 1: Run your game. You can't get mad at me because

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Speaker 1: I'm doing what I do to man, y'all kill me.

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Speaker 1: You out there doing what you want to do, like

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Speaker 1: you all of this right here. Then you're coming to

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Speaker 1: me because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't give

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Speaker 1: a damn about you. Man, see on how you want

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Speaker 1: to feel about me. But what you ain't gonna do though,

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Speaker 1: it's talk to me like you Craig, because I ain't that.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, let's make the player feel fail. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you got the airwaves, you got the microphone. You got

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Speaker 1: the ability to touch a lot of people. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: you're just telling you're a walking talking on. Hold hold on,

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Speaker 1: This ain't got nothing doing with the air waves. This

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Speaker 1: ain't got nothing doing with the media. That's just me

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Speaker 1: and you talking. I talk to you personally, perstonantly, me

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Speaker 1: and you can talk, and I talk talk me in there,

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Speaker 1: you call. You're talking all this yet see his people

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Speaker 1: like you? Man, dog, you know why I wrote a

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Speaker 1: book in the first place, because you're always somewhere trying

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Speaker 1: to act like you're something that you want. Now you've

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Speaker 1: got the sauce on the phone. Now you're trying to

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Speaker 1: make about money and me. This just me and you're

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Speaker 1: just two men talking, not what you want. And if

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Speaker 1: there's two men then talking in from one man to another,

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Speaker 1: watch you just go somewhere and sit down and quit telling.

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Speaker 1: Trust of all, I ain't got to sit down. You're

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Speaker 1: already doing nothing as it is. She was. Soon as

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Speaker 1: somebody go out and do something, trying to do something positive,

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Speaker 1: you're got someone shaking big shimmy way like you sitting

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Speaker 1: up in here. Man, want him to go sit down somewhere.

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Speaker 1: I ain't going sitting down, No damn where you can

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Speaker 1: miss me with that. I say what I want to say.

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Speaker 1: And who are you anywhere? You ain't even doing nothing?

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Speaker 1: I don't tell me I ain't doing nothing. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what I am doing. I'm trying to do something.

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Speaker 1: Every time I take a step, you take two steps.

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Speaker 1: I told man, what the kid? Hey? Yeah, you don't

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Speaker 1: kill me. Why don't you quit trying and do something?

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Speaker 1: You won't killing me? Man? With that? Or you trying

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Speaker 1: to do something? Why don't you do something? Dog? You

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Speaker 1: shoud't have been really talking to me about what you're trying.

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Speaker 1: You tell us selling that same thing to your people.

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Speaker 1: You're trying, wunning your tied to me and trying still

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Speaker 1: when you're gonna do something, I'm doing something right now?

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Speaker 1: Anything on the no. You could be improving your relationship

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Speaker 1: with your girl or whoever. You trying to get it together.

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Speaker 1: But you're on the phone with me complaining because I

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Speaker 1: wrote a book. No, don't read the damn book. You

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Speaker 1: probably ain't read it, no way, And don't watch the

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Speaker 1: TV show. You probably ain't working enough to pay the bill. Noh,

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Speaker 1: I let me wait a minute. Do you don't know

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Speaker 1: nothing about me? Okay, you don't know nothing about my finances.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I want about your finances.

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Speaker 1: This about you as a man. Think you know wrote man,

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Speaker 1: if you don't want y'all kid, what y'all do to me?

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Speaker 1: What y'all do to me? Y'all always talking to me

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Speaker 1: on the email somewhere, you're always on the blog talking

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Speaker 1: about me. You don't even know me. And then when

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Speaker 1: you give me face to face, do you want to

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Speaker 1: bring up money? This concess ain't got nothing to about money.

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Speaker 1: I ain't brought them money one time. It's about man.

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Speaker 1: Who Now, why don't you do that right there? Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, No, Steve, it ain't about money now because

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Speaker 1: you guy. Okay, because your guy when you was broke,

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Speaker 1: I bet that when you're at it, I'm gonna I

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Speaker 1: want it on just whatso? And then just went to

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Speaker 1: when I was broke though I was working, I wasn't

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Speaker 1: sitting on the phone crying to some other men. By

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Speaker 1: what he's making me feel with my wife. Yeah, any

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Speaker 1: time I take a step forward, you got me taking

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Speaker 1: two step on. That's why you ain't taking step I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you something because you got Frank thought I do

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Speaker 1: I do a pregny. I just say, oh, oh god,

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Speaker 1: oh dog, oh man, you got him. Huh you gotta

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Speaker 1: give it to me, big dog, big dog, you gotta

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Speaker 1: give it to me. Baby. That was classic, right, See

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Speaker 1: that what y'all do to me. That's what y'all do

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Speaker 1: to me? Did you this? This? This, that's a that's

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Speaker 1: a quote I ain't never heard before, shaking bait ship

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Speaker 1: me way. Oh yeah, some laughs at that. I love

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Speaker 1: y'all kill me? Oh man? You know what was really crazy,

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Speaker 1: don let's I was worried that somebody was recording me.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to pick my words. Let let me

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Speaker 1: explain something to you in my heart of hearts. That

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Speaker 1: was so many places in that conversation they could have went.

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Speaker 1: It could have went some other places. It would have

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Speaker 1: been some thirteen letters dished out. Oh my favorite party

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Speaker 1: is because you got it saying that I don't care

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Speaker 1: about money, because you got it right? Well, did you

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Speaker 1: stop trying and do suck? I ain't going nowhere but

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Speaker 1: sitting You got him, temmy, you did? Oh man? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That day and then the next day. Yeah. Because Steve

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Speaker 1: never thought he could get pranked. That's why it was

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Speaker 1: so good. Yeah, all right, look, taking if you temmy

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Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. The Strawberry

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Speaker 1: letter subject hanging onto a constant heater. Right after this