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Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And for the first time ever on this show, we

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Speaker 2: went an entire two months without doing Hero of the Week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we did, and then yesterday we struck gold with

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Speaker 2: Panky Richardson, the woman who told cops you ain't trying

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Speaker 2: hard enough. Well, move over on the podium, Panky, because

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Speaker 2: you need to share the honors with our.

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Speaker 1: Second Hero of the week. That's right. And this hero

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Speaker 1: is from.

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Speaker 2: The state of Florida, actually Virginia.

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Speaker 1: His name is Dale Jackson.

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Speaker 2: He's sixty six years old, and last week Dale was

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Speaker 2: surprised when two intruders broke into his house, held him

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Speaker 2: at gunpoint, and told him to lay on the kitchen

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Speaker 2: floor while they searched the place for valuables.

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Speaker 3: That's horrified, criminals, just wait till the homeowners are gone. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: nice for working like two hours, Like just time it better.

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Speaker 1: And they let him sit in the chair, don't make

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Speaker 1: him lie on the ground.

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Speaker 2: The thing is Dale has a dog who was barking

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Speaker 2: the entire time, super annoying and not good for criminals

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Speaker 2: trying to quietly.

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Speaker 1: Rob the house.

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Speaker 2: So Dale convinced the intruders to let him take his

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Speaker 2: dog outside.

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Speaker 1: Real quick to try and calm.

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Speaker 4: Him down, and once he was out the back door,

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Speaker 4: Dale ran around to the front where he saw the

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Speaker 4: robbers car idling in his driveway waiting to make a getaway.

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Speaker 5: He was just going to call the cops.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, he hopped in that car and he drove off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he called the cops. Eventually the robbers

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Speaker 2: realized their car had been stolen by the person that

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Speaker 2: they were robbing. The police. Well, they took off on foot,

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Speaker 2: but police arrived and were able to arrest them just blocks.

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Speaker 1: Away, making Dale our second hero.

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Speaker 5: Well, I can't attack them. He just barked a lot

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Speaker 5: he could have done.

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Speaker 2: Kind of annoying, but anyway, it's time for us to

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Speaker 2: move on and get into our shock.

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Speaker 5: Collar question of the day.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna pass it over to our digital producer. His

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Speaker 2: name is j to the Ache. Give us some que

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Speaker 2: to the questions, Please you to the questions? Mm hm.

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Speaker 5: Yesterday I quizzed you on record setting dances, drinks and dips. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and I was honestly surprised that this group of dancing

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Speaker 5: drunk dip wits got so many questions wrong.

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Speaker 3: The dip part is the problem, so.

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Speaker 5: Against my better judgment. I'm gonna give you all one

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Speaker 5: more chance. That's right, we're double dipping with another Dances,

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Speaker 5: Drinks and Dips Edition up tlenty of twenty. We dip

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Speaker 5: you say number one through twenty. I'll give you a

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Speaker 5: trivia question about a popular dance, drink or dip. Just

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Speaker 5: answer it correctly to stay in the game. We'll start

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Speaker 5: with the woman who with the with the woman who.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I just I have to come up with

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Speaker 5: a superlative for Alexis every single day, and sometimes they

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Speaker 5: rhyme and sometimes they're puns or hommon. I'm just exhausted.

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Speaker 5: I expect it. I'll just say I respect you. We're

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Speaker 5: gonna go to Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's happening?

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Speaker 5: I'm disappointed, Lame Alexis. Your question is about dip? Okay,

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Speaker 5: what happened when the largest fondue party in history was held?

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Speaker 5: Was it someone dropped their phone into the cheese, an

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Speaker 5: idiot ruined it by trying to swim in the fondue pot,

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Speaker 5: or the cheese solidified before they could eat it. You

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Speaker 5: don't think about the well because you.

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Speaker 4: Got to keep it stirred, don't you too, You unk

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Speaker 4: of hard cheese.

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Speaker 1: Dip in it like stupid.

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Speaker 5: I hire percent see myself.

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Speaker 3: I got my phone doing one hand, I got my

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Speaker 3: phone in the other and I'm recording the dip in

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Speaker 3: for Insta and there it goes the phone jakes.

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Speaker 5: Like I said, someone dropped their phone in the cheese.

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Speaker 5: That is incorrect. The cheese solidified before they could eat it. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: the massive vat of melt. The cheese cooled too quickly,

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Speaker 5: turning the world's most anticipated fond new party into the

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Speaker 5: world's biggest disappointment. No Guinness record either.

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Speaker 6: Just cut into cubes.

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Speaker 3: And not figure out another way to heat it up.

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Speaker 5: Like Brook, it's your turn. Two is off the board. Okay,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go three, then Brook, your question is about drinks.

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Speaker 5: What unexpected location was the world's longest bar built in

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Speaker 5: Was it a an airport runway, a cornfield or a

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Speaker 5: roller coaster? Queue the line to a roller coaster, Smart.

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Speaker 2: That's just what you want before you go on, Like

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Speaker 2: a crazy roller coaster is a.

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Speaker 3: Bunch of spinning upside after a drink, I'm going you know,

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Speaker 3: the airport runway is interesting because I have been to

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Speaker 3: a party at an airport hangar before, Like a plane hangar,

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Speaker 3: So I'm going airport runway.

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Speaker 5: Brook went with airport runway. That is correct. The answer

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Speaker 5: was a cornfield. Farmers and bartenders joined forces to create

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Speaker 5: a bar stretching nearly a half mile long, proving that

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Speaker 5: happy hour can happen anywhere, especially next to a scarecrow.

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Speaker 5: We're zero for two. We're onto Jose. Two and three

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Speaker 5: are off the board, so you're gonna go four.

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Speaker 3: Then we're really disappointing you again.

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Speaker 5: Today, Jose, your question is about dance. What did the

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Speaker 5: largest group of synchronized dancers all wear? Was it tuxedos,

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Speaker 5: panda costumes, or inflatable sumo suits.

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Speaker 6: The first thing we said synchronized dancers, I did think

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Speaker 6: of like a flashmob wearing tuxedo shirts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or that or the giant. When I thought that

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Speaker 1: t rex outfits, I mean, you.

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Speaker 3: Can't see your dance moves very well in those inflatables.

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Speaker 3: That's the problem with those sum You.

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Speaker 6: Know, the panda costumes, you're kind of chobby. The assumo

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Speaker 6: suit you're kind of schobby. I guess you're gonna want

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Speaker 6: to do tuxedo shirts, Jake.

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Speaker 5: Jose said, tuxedos. That is correct. Again, It was panda costumes.

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Speaker 5: It happened in twenty eighteen and Chengdu, China, and over

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Speaker 5: nine thousand people joined together to dance for twelve seconds

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Speaker 5: to panda costumes. Still cute?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's cute or scary to see

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Speaker 2: that many pana.

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Speaker 5: We are zero for three, Jeffrey, you get this wrong.

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Speaker 5: I win today's plenty of twenty, and all the superlotypes

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Speaker 5: will be very mean from here on.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's go all right? How about a number number six?

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey, your question is about dip. What unexpected issue nearly

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Speaker 5: ruined the world's largest guacamole Batchuh?

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Speaker 2: Was it?

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Speaker 5: Rogue? Squirrels stole the avocados, the pit removing machine broke down,

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Speaker 5: or the guak turned brown before people could eat it.

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Speaker 2: That was my first thought, jeff that's what happened with

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Speaker 2: the cheese thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we waited too long.

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Speaker 6: It's a big plan, and then it takes too long

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Speaker 6: and it starts with backfire.

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Speaker 5: Do you squirrels eat avocados?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I would assume I don't live anywhere

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Speaker 3: with the avocado trees.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it's a squirrel on a diet

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say the squirrel stole some of the avocados.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey said, a rogue squirrel stole the avocados. That is.

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Speaker 6: Absolutely correct, Mexican squirrel.

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Speaker 5: In twenty thirteen in Peru, a rogue squirrel stole some

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Speaker 5: of the avocados just before the record setting batch was made.

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Speaker 5: He was nicknamed the avocado bandit, and he got away

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Speaker 5: green handed. And no record, I don't shove them all

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Speaker 5: his cheeks. That means, Jeffery, you want today's edition up

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Speaker 5: plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 2: So I get to choose who gets shocked while singing

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Speaker 2: My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas. And this is

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Speaker 2: the song that Brooke was born to sing, so might

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Speaker 2: as well.

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Speaker 1: Let her happen.

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Speaker 3: What are you gonna do with all that joke, all

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Speaker 3: that joke inside, Joe trunck Im.

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Speaker 5: We'll get.

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Speaker 1: Actually is drunk. We got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 1: in just a few minutes. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,