Speaker 1: Continue your rant.
Speaker 2: I don't have time. I just I'm like, I might
Speaker 2: be a child, dude, because today I have a physical
Speaker 2: therapy appointment.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you what time my physical therapy appointment is.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just know that when I went
Speaker 2: to physical therapy last week, we scheduled me for Thursday
Speaker 2: or Wednesday and Thursday of this week, and I believe
Speaker 2: my Thursday is five pm Wednesday. I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I'm like a child, not a child.
Speaker 1: That's you and me are both on the same boat
Speaker 1: with this. If you don't know your weekly schedule, you're
Speaker 1: too busy. You need to slow down. So me, what
Speaker 1: do I know? I mean, besides the Bobby all you
Speaker 1: people that say we don't you guys don't have a
Speaker 1: straggle Bobby Bone Show puts some dumb schedule in our calendar. Yes,
Speaker 1: and at a principle, I refuse to have my own
Speaker 1: then sub calendar, so I have to look through two calendars.
Speaker 1: But we have a Bobby Bone Show calendar that is
Speaker 1: just inserted in my phone without my permission. So I
Speaker 1: will say this, I know my week. I know that
Speaker 1: Baser is celebrating eight years cancer free. What tomorrow. Oh hey,
Speaker 1: what's the sarcastic clap?
Speaker 2: But sure that is not a sarcastic clap.
Speaker 1: That is, it's like a slow clap dumbness story.
Speaker 2: I'm saying we needed that, We needed some cheer because
Speaker 2: there's not enough people in here to cheer for her.
Speaker 2: Soord Loser's Nation will cheer for her when they hear this,
Speaker 2: But we only have two people and so our claps
Speaker 2: would sound really dumb. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: So there's that. Then there's also it was kind of
Speaker 1: thinking about flying justin in for that. Wow, only two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty bucks, that's pretty good. But also now
Speaker 1: with Baser in her new position, she works right up
Speaker 1: until four pm on Fridays, So would it really be
Speaker 1: worth it?
Speaker 2: What new position? You guys doing?
Speaker 1: Same job?
Speaker 2: Oh you're talking jobs, same.
Speaker 1: Job, different pay, but bro, she starts at six am
Speaker 1: and goes till four on the dot. Used to be
Speaker 1: able to sneak out at about I don't know, one
Speaker 1: p thirty. Oh yeah, not a minute before I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, this is reminding me of school. I mean,
Speaker 1: not until the bell? Can she get up from that computer?
Speaker 1: She doesn't take break the lunch breaks.
Speaker 2: So she works ten hours a day.
Speaker 1: It's a lot.
Speaker 2: That's too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she brings it on me a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't. I can't, Okay, okay, what about dinner?
Speaker 1: Yeah I can at four oh one okay, okay, four
Speaker 1: a one dinner. And then when she goes to dinner,
Speaker 1: she doesn't eatn all day because she doesn't take a
Speaker 1: lunch break.
Speaker 2: Wow, So the count for your health.
Speaker 1: So there's that march madness. This is from the Dome guys.
Speaker 1: And then was there that baser Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Dods are Then we're gonna do something with the Dodds.
Speaker 1: End of April, there was gonna be another Buddy's birthday
Speaker 1: tomorrow night, but he canceled because not enough people can go.
Speaker 1: Oh buddy Grayson, he was he was going through We
Speaker 1: went to Gatlinburg a couple years ago. He's going through sobriety,
Speaker 1: and we kept making jokes like, uh, all right, we're
Speaker 1: on forty We're about to take a rite for Grayson
Speaker 1: onto New Beginning's Drive.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: We kept joking like we're taking out the rehab and
Speaker 1: he didn't like it. He was dying laughing. I thought
Speaker 1: it was hilarious, but.
Speaker 2: Then he canceled his birthday party.
Speaker 1: But then he canceled it not enough people. I believe
Speaker 1: he's back on the bottle. Oh, but so we're gonna
Speaker 1: do that a different time. My point being, I remember
Speaker 1: my schedule. If you're too busy, you're not gonna remember it.
Speaker 1: I know. Now, Okay, that's a good amount of stuff
Speaker 1: I have in my life.
Speaker 2: Now I usually I am. This is where I'm disappointing myself. Hey,
Speaker 2: I missed the UH bracket reveal on Sunday, and now
Speaker 2: I don't remember what time and appointment is. I remember everything,
Speaker 2: I write everything down. Here's the problem is. I made
Speaker 2: my five o'clock for Thursday, and my wife now in
Speaker 2: four me that she has a PTO or PTA meeting
Speaker 2: at five o'clock on Thursday. So my obsession became, oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, I got to cancel my Thursday at five o'clock.
Speaker 2: And I woke up this morning and I realized, oh wait,
Speaker 2: I have an appointment Wednesday. But I've been thinking about
Speaker 2: the five o'clock so much that I don't remember. It's
Speaker 2: probably it's either three o'clock, is what my guess. Is
Speaker 2: is that I'm I have an appointment at three is
Speaker 2: usually when it is, but I can't tell you one
Speaker 2: certain and that's that's disappointing because I remember everything, but
Speaker 2: I need to start. Like because we have baseball now,
Speaker 2: so we have three different kids on three different baseball teams,
Speaker 2: so we have practice. The oldest kid has practice on
Speaker 2: Tuesdays at four pm, noted, which makes no sense because
Speaker 2: most adults that have normal jobs are not all to
Speaker 2: take their kid to practice at four pm on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: What about Happy Hour in Atlanta from three to five?
Speaker 1: Is that a good timeframe?
Speaker 2: Probably not inside joke because no one would show up,
Speaker 2: and no one will be there because they're still at work,
Speaker 2: So you're just going to be in there with the
Speaker 2: bartenders and the hot and I mean hot bartenders in
Speaker 2: their assless chaps. I heard that, Oh my god, they
Speaker 2: knew whoever hires for PBR in Atlanta. Bravo, Bravo. They
Speaker 2: have a type and they nail it.
Speaker 1: Word travels fast.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the criteria is when they hire people,
Speaker 2: but they do a great job. And I don't know
Speaker 2: where they recruit from if they look on Instagram, but
Speaker 2: there wasn't a bad looking chick in that place?
Speaker 1: What about dudes?
Speaker 2: Were there any dudes working? I don't think there was
Speaker 2: a single dude bartender.
Speaker 1: I usually don't remember them. Can I please payback off
Speaker 1: the assless chaps?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Butmini, I was rushing because it was when they were
Speaker 1: hustling me out. Can't watch Lee Brice give your wife
Speaker 1: a Casadia? Give Morgan to Casadia. Oh right, she's vegan.
Speaker 1: You only, I'll steal you a water. I'll get you
Speaker 1: some scraps when I'm leaving. In that whole rush and
Speaker 1: that commotion, the girls turned changed into assless chaps. Do
Speaker 1: you not remember that?
Speaker 2: I didn't see any girls in o assless chaps?
Speaker 1: The dancers from the boat went onto the island and
Speaker 1: during the Lee Bryce thing, they danced. I guess because
Speaker 1: I yes, because you were announcing cornhole. You're over there
Speaker 1: with the megaphone.
Speaker 3: This just a final game, all right, dude, loud enough,
Speaker 3: Try and not talk directly into it.
Speaker 1: Write in somebody's ear. Appreciate it, guys, this is the
Speaker 1: final game. I go up there, hustle baser Casadia. Hey,
Speaker 1: let's get you going where you're going? Oh, we're going
Speaker 1: to a golf cart. Whoa assless chaps they were gonna
Speaker 1: Apparently they went and shook it during Lee Bryce.
Speaker 2: Man, I didn't and see them. I guess I was
Speaker 2: just in the people with the pool after not getting
Speaker 2: to announce Lee Bryce. I was just in the pool
Speaker 2: with the people and I just saw Lee Bryce, and
Speaker 2: then I was talking to people and I didn't even
Speaker 2: notice the assless chaps girls.
Speaker 1: I almost didn't either.
Speaker 3: It was like bayzer Casey, Oh crowd, Oh drunk guy,
Speaker 3: Oh alligator, Oh there's a bull sitting there in the
Speaker 3: middle of the pool.
Speaker 1: Assless chaps, Lee Bryce, assless shaps. Okay, gotta go. I
Speaker 1: mean it was one of those. Man, it all happened
Speaker 1: so fast. It was a thousand people shoving into that pool.
Speaker 2: Uh. That was very interesting because I I have to say,
Speaker 2: the people at PBR. Then the girls in the assless
Speaker 2: chaps would get on the mechanical bowl. Dude, I've never
Speaker 2: seen people do such amazing tricks on that bowl. They
Speaker 2: sit there and practice all day, but they were doing
Speaker 2: flips and rolls and hanging upside down off the bowl.
Speaker 1: We have a PBR here, we do right next to
Speaker 1: Category two. Really, maybe for the convention. I'm tuwood truckers
Speaker 1: not love that. I'm bringing that to the meeting on Friday.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I did not know that. Yeah, we have
Speaker 2: a meeting on Friday. Guys, I told you tickets would
Speaker 2: be on sale July first, and we are now in
Speaker 2: the end of March and nothing has nothing has changed.
Speaker 2: We have not discussed at one time, we have not
Speaker 2: done anything in the planning committee but July first. Because
Speaker 2: I never go back on my word. But yeah, if
Speaker 2: you're ever in Atlanta and you want to see some
Speaker 2: very nice sites, if you want to see what Atlanta
Speaker 2: has to offer. Pbr in the battery, Bravo, Bravo, Bravo.
Speaker 1: Boomer's flying out of there in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: I'll tell yeah, I'll tell him going the night before,
Speaker 3: tell me me and Papa, your flight might get moved
Speaker 3: up early.
Speaker 2: What's he going to Atlanta for?
Speaker 1: They're bouncing around. He's going to be in gatlin with
Speaker 1: my parents for a week, and then he's coming to
Speaker 1: Nashville for three days and then I'm dropping school spring break.
Speaker 2: But if he's in Gatlinburg for a week and then
Speaker 2: here for three days, that is not spring break.
Speaker 1: Well, month right, He's there from Friday until Friday, and
Speaker 1: then he comes to Nashville until Monday, maybe misses one day. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm dropping him off at the airport. But I
Speaker 1: told him I got to be to work at midnight,
Speaker 1: So I'm taking him to the airport at twelve thirty am.
Speaker 1: No you're not, yeah I am.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring him to work. But then I'll drop
Speaker 1: him off at five or before the show?
Speaker 2: What what times his flight probably?
Speaker 1: Now, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Kids, you can sit here, that'll go over well, Uh,
Speaker 2: he can be on the pod.
Speaker 1: I gotta see when his flight is. Yeah, but rand
Speaker 1: we start, that's a precedent. We start randomly bringing kids
Speaker 1: and cousins and nephews.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's he's like eighteen, he's like a grown up.
Speaker 1: Right. But remember when Amy brought her niece and she
Speaker 1: just like kind of sat in the corner, didn't really
Speaker 1: know where to put her hand.
Speaker 2: Don't really understand that what feeling yourself is bringing an
Speaker 2: intern to what?
Speaker 1: But but you like camp boss her, It's like it's
Speaker 1: not a real internship. Okay, go get me a paper.
Speaker 2: What No, I'm not gonna get you a paper. I'm
Speaker 2: here just so I get college credit, and what your aunt, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna just sit here and only do stuff for amy.
Speaker 2: Wait, so you're in college and you decided to spend
Speaker 2: your summer with your aunt who's divorced and has two kids.
Speaker 2: What what kind of college life is that?
Speaker 1: But what did she learn? City in the producer studio
Speaker 1: for a week?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Because we weren't training her because she's not a new employee,
Speaker 1: so they instructed us not to tell her anything. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to teach her the board in five days.
Speaker 2: Sounds weird. So when when she went back to class, right,
Speaker 2: she goes back to her college professor and she's like, so,
Speaker 2: what did you What was yours? Oh? I went and
Speaker 2: interned at a radio station. Wow, what did you do?
Speaker 1: Sat on a stool for five days?
Speaker 2: Wait? So you went there in the whole summer. All
Speaker 2: you do is sit on the stool for one week?
Speaker 2: All right, that's good college credit.
Speaker 1: Sometimes my aunt would come and throw her phone at
Speaker 1: me and tell me to talk to somebody. But then
Speaker 1: other than that, I really didn't do much. There was
Speaker 1: a guy in front of me, I think his name
Speaker 1: was Sison He didn't even turn around and talk to
Speaker 1: me because he was so busy.
Speaker 3: But I sat a foot from him. So for five
Speaker 3: straight days, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Even talk to him, but he was just sitting right
Speaker 1: there because he talks to other people and has headphones on.
Speaker 1: But I learned a lot.
Speaker 2: It was really worth my summer, the summer dream, my
Speaker 2: junior and senior year. I'm really glad I took advantage
Speaker 2: of the college lifestyle. Very strange. The world is strange.
Speaker 2: But yeah, So I did call the physical therapy place
Speaker 2: on the way to work and let the voicemail said, Hey, man,
Speaker 2: I'm forty four and I don't know what time my
Speaker 2: appointment is today. If you could give me a call back.
Speaker 2: You know what they don't want to do is they
Speaker 2: don't want to babysit you and call you and tell
Speaker 2: you what time your damn appointment is.
Speaker 1: Way to bring it back around.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: And I have a follow up. Yeah, when a dentist
Speaker 1: or my wife's got me going to the dermatologist. Now, anyway,
Speaker 1: I went, whenever you want to blow two hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: just go to the dermatologists. Actually, I think they covered it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, iHeart. But the dentist thing when they.
Speaker 3: Say, okay, let's go ahead and schedule your next appointment
Speaker 3: six months out, whoa, whoa, I don't keep a calendar.
Speaker 1: I love that you guys are trying to do that.
Speaker 1: I'll call you. I without keeping a calendar, it is
Speaker 1: nearly impossible for me to know about an appointment in August.
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I get you deal with
Speaker 1: Garth Brooks and other people like that who have crazy calendars.
Speaker 1: I don't keep a calendar, so thank you, well.
Speaker 2: Props on you, because in six months I would never
Speaker 2: call them.
Speaker 1: No when they when I tell that, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: literally don't keep a calendar, so please don't schedule it.
Speaker 1: They look at me like I'm like homeless.
Speaker 2: You know what I like about them is they write
Speaker 2: it on a little card, right, But.
Speaker 1: That's pointless because I don't keep account on I just
Speaker 1: stick in my wallet and then aaron once a while,
Speaker 1: just like, oh there's a card.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I got an appointment coming up in a month,
Speaker 2: sort of like my dermatologist. When I went, was it
Speaker 2: a week and a half ago? A week ago? I
Speaker 2: made my.
Speaker 1: Appointment for next year props.
Speaker 2: It is on Monday. Let me tell you the date.
Speaker 2: I will tell you the date. Let me look at
Speaker 2: the calendar. I I don't have it written in here.
Speaker 2: I'll just I know it's in. It's a Monday. So
Speaker 2: I just got to look at which Monday. It is, Monday,
Speaker 2: March fifteenth.
Speaker 1: I'm most likely to have skin cancer. Then I'll be back.
Speaker 2: No, Monday March fifteenth.
Speaker 1: It's probably the cruise. Good job.
Speaker 2: No, the cruise is the first week of March.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that makes sense why I tested, because maybe
Speaker 1: the cruise is sitting after being a lobster on Bemini.
Speaker 1: This is when I'm most likely to have skin cancer.
Speaker 1: I'll come see.
Speaker 2: I knew they tried to schedule me that Monday of
Speaker 2: the cruise, and I said, oh sorry, I'll be on
Speaker 2: a cruise. And that's just from memory. Yes, I said,
Speaker 2: so I need to move it a week. But that's
Speaker 2: pretty good. And so I know it's Monday, March fifteenth,
Speaker 2: two thirty. See you there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing with Dodd, they scheduled in April twentieth.
Speaker 1: Us all hang out. I'm like, I'll do it for you, Dodd,
Speaker 1: But I don't keep a calendar. So for me to
Speaker 1: remember something a month ahead, I really have to program
Speaker 1: it in there. You know, I'm good in a week,
Speaker 1: same day, easy baser tells me something that weekend. Simple,
Speaker 1: But to program something a month out without having a
Speaker 1: calendar is tricky. But I'll do it for the Dodds.
Speaker 1: I love them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, we made an appointment to go to see
Speaker 2: who are we going to see Shane Gillis. He's gonna
Speaker 2: be at the Bridge Stone. It's coming up. Yeah, April sixteenth.
Speaker 1: Maybe hey, he's funny.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's seventeenth. I don't know, but I'm going. Another
Speaker 2: couple in the neighborhood they were talking about it and
Speaker 2: we're like, oh, we should all go together. So we
Speaker 2: put that in writing a couple months ago and we
Speaker 2: bought the tickets. So I know I'm going to that.
Speaker 2: But guess what is it in my calendar? No, it's
Speaker 2: in my head right. So today I let myself down.
Speaker 2: I let myself down, But you know it's not gonna
Speaker 2: be a letdown this freaking pod. Let's get it started. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: Then that was our time to shine because Pat McAfee's
Speaker 1: been dipping.
Speaker 2: Bro Oh no, I saw Pat McAfee. You know where
Speaker 2: he was WCW the World Baseball Classic.
Speaker 1: He was at the game.
Speaker 2: He was at the game and a tank.
Speaker 1: Yeah they've been apparently, so I was always wondering what
Speaker 1: their soft underbelly, their weakness if you will. It's baseball.
Speaker 1: So he's not great at talking baseball. He sounds so funny.
Speaker 1: And then what's the other thing, basketball? Yeah, March madness.
Speaker 1: He was talking to Dicky coach k wasn't great talking basketball.
Speaker 1: So they are just a powerhouse football show. But this
Speaker 1: is where we come in, more sports, less lifestyle, less sex.
Speaker 1: Whoa I hope not that this is where we overtake him.
Speaker 2: Did you see who Pat McAfee was sitting next to
Speaker 2: at the World Baseball Classic?
Speaker 1: No, dude, I would have only watched that game if
Speaker 1: I bet it, and I don't bet.
Speaker 3: Uh. Ernest okay, so that I thought that might have
Speaker 3: been a flashback. I saw it on Instagram. So yeah,
Speaker 3: he went and saw Jelly Roll get inducted. He comes
Speaker 3: to flies his private jet every once a week to
Speaker 3: go to the Opry.
Speaker 1: Who does, Ernest, No, Pat McFie, he went and saw
Speaker 1: Jelly Roll get inducted. Landy Wilson, saying that night Ernest
Speaker 1: was there. He wrote a song with Ernest. Oh he
Speaker 1: went and saw Ernest play, and then he's like good
Speaker 1: friends with Ernest.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw that and I was like, man, I know
Speaker 1: that guy.
Speaker 2: And then it hit me. I was like, that's Ernest. Really.
Speaker 2: I just had to google it. At first I thought
Speaker 2: it was Hardy. I didn't know which one was which,
Speaker 2: and then I realized, no, that's not Hardy, that's another one,
Speaker 2: and then I got it right, it's Ernest.
Speaker 1: All right, let's start the show.
Speaker 2: Ernest goes to the World Baseball Classic coming out.
Speaker 1: Soon old reference. None of the nat are gonna get there, right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live? Oh the one, two three.
Speaker 2: So loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
Speaker 2: the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
Speaker 2: my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1: It is statistical sison for Jennifer Brownlee. She wants some stats,
Speaker 1: I'll give it to you. That's foreshadowing for later. What up, y'all?
Speaker 1: It says it. I'm from the north of an alpha male.
Speaker 1: I live on the north side of Nashville. With baser,
Speaker 1: my wife, two point three through three acres, two kids
Speaker 1: at Vanderbilt. They're defrosting Justin and Michigan maybe via flying
Speaker 1: to Nashville via don't know, that's kind of I haven't
Speaker 1: even told him about it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's pretty good. Make plans without him knowing.
Speaker 1: I heard the pod. So when's my flight?
Speaker 2: He would have to be at the airport. If he's
Speaker 2: gonna get on the airplane, he needs to know about
Speaker 2: it in advance.
Speaker 1: All rd, he tell you he's going to turn me
Speaker 1: down because he's mad at us.
Speaker 2: He's mad at us.
Speaker 1: He has to be why our text to him, No, dude,
Speaker 1: we have been bashing his March madness idea.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I never bashed the idea. I bashed
Speaker 2: the idea of him wanting to put it on Facebook,
Speaker 2: have people email me, and then me connect them with Justin.
Speaker 2: There's no need for a middleman. All he has to
Speaker 2: do is create a bracket on ESPN or Yahoo or
Speaker 2: wherever he wants, come up with the scoring system, post
Speaker 2: it and say hey it's fifty, it's one hundred dollars,
Speaker 2: it's ten thousand dollars to get in whatever he wants
Speaker 2: and whoever wants to get in says okay, and he
Speaker 2: puts his venmo on there and they venmo in money.
Speaker 2: Then he sends them the password to get in. It's
Speaker 2: that easy. There's nothing dumb about it. It's just the
Speaker 2: way he was going about it was dumb. I wasn't
Speaker 2: going to be a middleman and check my email every
Speaker 2: day to see how many people want to get into
Speaker 2: the freaking bracket. That was it.
Speaker 1: The business model was flawed, correct, because you were an
Speaker 1: unpaid middleman.
Speaker 2: That was unnecessary, right, And I don't have time to
Speaker 2: be the middleman right now, I am doing my research.
Speaker 2: It is March Madness. I mean, we are about twenty
Speaker 2: four hours away, twenty four hours away from the greatest
Speaker 2: couple of days in sports that happens every single year,
Speaker 2: and I can't freaking wait for me.
Speaker 1: It's always excitement, celebration and sadness. The excitement March madness,
Speaker 1: the celebration, baser another year cancer free. The sadness when
Speaker 1: Pablo left this earth. Oh we'll take a break right well, yeah, we'll.
Speaker 2: Do a moment of silence right now. Theud Let me
Speaker 2: tell you got into that World Baseball Classic And I'm like,
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we beat the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 1: We are going too weird.
Speaker 2: We are so unstoppable.
Speaker 1: Where the hockey jersey's in?
Speaker 2: Where are the hockey jerseys in? Way to taint the
Speaker 2: hockey jerseys like those? Those were game war in hockey jerseys.
Speaker 2: They were I think, I don't know, I may have
Speaker 2: made that up. You can't wear those in and lose
Speaker 2: to Venezuela. And I'm sorry, the star power of America.
Speaker 2: What a bunch of chumps. Good god, I'm all excited,
Speaker 2: ready to celebrate. And they couldn't hit at Wardo Rodriguez,
Speaker 2: who hadn't been good in about fifteen freaking years. It
Speaker 2: was so bad. They were a little dribbler, little dribbler,
Speaker 2: And I gotta give it up Venezuela. They obviously were
Speaker 2: pitching great. They obviously pitching great. Then Bryce Harper comes
Speaker 2: up and my cousin Andrew, he had texted me because
Speaker 2: he's about to have a baby, and he goes, we're
Speaker 2: watching the game, and my wife thinks this game is
Speaker 2: going to send her into labor. She's so intense. And
Speaker 2: I said, excuse me, and he said, yeah, she's feeling
Speaker 2: stomach tightness. Some cramping feels like probably a false alarm
Speaker 2: and pretty sporadic. Currently no patterns, but it's not nothing.
Speaker 2: And I said, maybe this baby can inspire some hits.
Speaker 2: Then the USA went three up, three down, and he
Speaker 2: was like, not so much. And then Bryce Harper hits
Speaker 2: the home run and it's like, oh, he's pointing to
Speaker 2: the American flag.
Speaker 1: Whoa USA?
Speaker 2: USA? And the kids are asleep, but I did a
Speaker 2: big old yes, and my wife jumped out of the couch.
Speaker 2: She was scared to death. And then the top of
Speaker 2: the ninth they walk the guy, even though I don't know.
Speaker 2: It may have been a strike. May then he may
Speaker 2: have been thrown out still on second. And then who
Speaker 2: either strikes out or hits a home run somehow doubles
Speaker 2: like what are we doing? He makes contact? That never
Speaker 2: makes contact. Then we lose the game three to two.
Speaker 1: As the rank Yankees.
Speaker 2: Guy, No, that's a Eugeno Suarez. He was on the
Speaker 2: Mariners at the end of last season.
Speaker 1: Tigers.
Speaker 2: Now I don't know where he's playing.
Speaker 1: Well, you gotta keep up with NFL too, You got
Speaker 1: guys switching teams.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, NFL. I'll figure that out when fantasy draft
Speaker 2: comes up.
Speaker 1: Freaking Broncos got wattle.
Speaker 2: They got wattle. They paid a lot for him.
Speaker 1: Boomer is stoked.
Speaker 2: Is he a Bronco fan?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And bo Nicks he'll be back right. That was
Speaker 1: just a little foot fetish he had.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, he had a foot fetish that kept him out.
Speaker 2: I mean he's good to go. I think he's back
Speaker 2: playing now.
Speaker 1: And Titans making moves.
Speaker 2: Titans made moves.
Speaker 1: Well, they're also gonna get you know, they're gonna get
Speaker 1: Jeremiah Love.
Speaker 2: No, they're not.
Speaker 1: Yeah they are you think so? Yeah, So they're gonna
Speaker 1: they're gonna have a great quarterback in new color blue.
Speaker 1: But they already got Pollard and Jeremiah Love cool two
Speaker 1: headed monster.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah. But I mean I don't want to talk
Speaker 2: football right now. I want to talk World Baseball Classic.
Speaker 2: It was so fun to watch, though.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it, man, I went to bed, and.
Speaker 2: Then when they lose, I was just like, well, this sucks,
Speaker 2: like no one cares.
Speaker 1: Did you have any skin on it?
Speaker 2: No? I had USA pride.
Speaker 1: Well that's why I'm glad and not glad that I
Speaker 1: don't bet anymore. I would have definitely bet Venezuela. I
Speaker 1: looked at it this morning.
Speaker 2: Why would you bet Venezuela against the USA? Why would
Speaker 2: you cheer? It's in America so cold. They lost to Italy.
Speaker 3: Their dumbass manager like, at one point, so, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're good, we should be good in this pool.
Speaker 1: Well then they found out that they had to win
Speaker 1: by a certain run total and they almost didn't even
Speaker 1: make it. I mean, it's been a disaster.
Speaker 3: Bro I would have put whole pile of chips on
Speaker 3: Venezuela plus two twenty.
Speaker 2: He literally said, hey, man, I'm gonna play some other
Speaker 2: players since we already advanced. Actually, you lost to Italy,
Speaker 2: so you hadn't advanced. You needed in Mexico to beat
Speaker 2: Italy or Italy. I mean, it was a random ass thing.
Speaker 1: But didn't he say they're.
Speaker 3: Out drinking too, because all the guys are having a
Speaker 3: good time drinking beers with the boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's tough when you don't really know the
Speaker 2: rules of the tournament.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: But I will say I love the one game playoff,
Speaker 2: Like it's sort of like March Madness. It's one game.
Speaker 2: If you played a series, would the USA probably beat Venezuela.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I say that right, Venezuela,
Speaker 2: that's a tough word, and yes, but the one game
Speaker 2: playoff is a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Well, a lot of fun Venezuela, South America, I think so. Secondarily,
Speaker 1: the World Baseball Classic, are they using abs? What is
Speaker 1: that the pitch thing where they say if it's a
Speaker 1: striker ball? Well, they have umpires right, but they're not
Speaker 1: challenging it. No, because during Major League Baseball they're gonna
Speaker 1: be able to challenge.
Speaker 2: This year, it's gonna get really annoying road fast me.
Speaker 1: And if they get it right, they keep their.
Speaker 2: Challenging, it's gonna get really annoying, really fast.
Speaker 1: Oh me and Justin already called it. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: a disaster.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're gonn to challenge like seven hundred pitches.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so annoying.
Speaker 2: Like I understand, Like I get that these hitters are
Speaker 2: very like they are really good at telling the strike zone.
Speaker 2: They can really tell by a millimeter when it's off
Speaker 2: most of the time. But do I need them raising
Speaker 2: their hand every at bat challenging balls and strikes.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: It sucks that umpires miss calls, but that is the
Speaker 2: nature of the game. All these replays are getting so
Speaker 2: they take so long. It just makes the game so
Speaker 2: annoying in basketball.
Speaker 1: And basketball are we even getting a good view of it?
Speaker 1: Whose finger at him before it went out of balance?
Speaker 1: Well Brazil? Here you can see his hand goes over
Speaker 1: top and then it does graze the other player's hands.
Speaker 1: But did Brazil have the final fingertip? Guys, the cameras
Speaker 1: are like two d Can we at least get him
Speaker 1: into four game?
Speaker 2: It is like we are going into millimeters. Like if
Speaker 2: you see his and push, okay, just call it off him?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I understand the nick of
Speaker 2: his finger, but you can't. I don't know. It drives
Speaker 2: me nuts and basketball and if it's not clear and obvious,
Speaker 2: let's move on. Sometimes they sit there and review crap
Speaker 2: for three minutes and it's like, guys, it's supposed to
Speaker 2: be clear and obvious. If you don't see it in
Speaker 2: the first two takes.
Speaker 1: Move on. Well, I told you I worked facilities. I mean,
Speaker 1: they're not great with it. I remember, oh Adam Alonzo
Speaker 1: dude was amazing, broken English, absolute pimp. But they designed
Speaker 1: the system to where they're gonna have the computer and
Speaker 1: they're gonna be able to start reviewing stuff. Dude, was
Speaker 1: Texas State ahead of their time. We used to review plays.
Speaker 1: I don't know, so he had the modesty.
Speaker 2: Guys are advanced, but bro, all.
Speaker 3: We had done put up flags, put up chairs, put
Speaker 3: some cushions on chairs, A couple folding chairs called today.
Speaker 1: Then they had Adam Alonzo. They're like, dude, you're in
Speaker 1: charge of the replay system. So he's clicking on the
Speaker 1: mouse trying to play it for the umps or the revs.
Speaker 1: He so slow. We're like, guys, guys, let's just keep
Speaker 1: Adam doing facility. He was never wanted this job to
Speaker 1: be where he's gonna be clicking out. I mean, he
Speaker 1: was so slow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and maybe that's the problem. Maybe the internet connection
Speaker 2: goes out. I don't know why, but it takes forever.
Speaker 2: It is so frustrating. But hey, man, listen, World Baseball Classic.
Speaker 1: Well done.
Speaker 2: Because I used to not give two craps about the
Speaker 2: World Baseball Classic. But now the stars play, everybody seems
Speaker 2: to really care. The USA looks devastated last night where
Speaker 2: they lost, they looked sad, they looked miserable, and some
Speaker 2: people were saying, oh my gosh, if I win, it'll
Speaker 2: mean more than a World Series. I was like, now
Speaker 2: that may be a little crazy. Maybe that's a little crazy,
Speaker 2: but maybe it's gotten to that level so entertaining.
Speaker 1: Well, they're represented. It be like you represent your family, man.
Speaker 2: But here's the problem. And then I saw on Facebook
Speaker 2: Callaway was cheering for Venezuela.
Speaker 1: Like what, Callaway, you're the guy we want to root for.
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, we're the one your back, USA rally behind you.
Speaker 1: That's it. I'm changing all of our socials back to
Speaker 1: sore losers. Yeah, it's been Calloway's face for the last year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, because Acunya is from Venezuela and that's
Speaker 2: his favorite player that he had to cheer for Venezuela.
Speaker 1: Is he really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And also Dominican Republic as great as they are at
Speaker 1: baseball and everything. I've been there partying on vacations. Never
Speaker 1: see kids playing baseball.
Speaker 2: Huh, Maybe you don't go to the small towns man, right,
Speaker 2: kind of like those daycares. They were saying that last
Speaker 2: night where Acuna is from. I think it was a
Speaker 2: Cunya and some other guy named uh Garcia. They're from
Speaker 2: the same little village about ten thousand people. There's no
Speaker 2: roads to get there. You got to take an all
Speaker 2: terrain vehicle or an off roading vehicle to get there.
Speaker 2: They produced like twenty major leaguers from that little village.
Speaker 1: And that makes sense because we never lest the resort.
Speaker 2: No wonder you didn't see baseball being played, dude, they
Speaker 2: didn't have it on the beaches.
Speaker 1: All the rich Americans weren't playing it.
Speaker 2: All the drunk retired Americans.
Speaker 1: They were playing splash ball.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy, man. They were playing drink the corona.
Speaker 1: They were playing dizzy bat, not baseball.
Speaker 2: Did you guys have an obstacle that you had to
Speaker 2: come up with?
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, you got two hours. Can you come up
Speaker 1: with an obstacle course for a thousand drunk top shelf
Speaker 1: cruise people without any supplies in the next two hours?
Speaker 1: And we don't let me think about it.
Speaker 2: No, and we don't have any We don't want anybody
Speaker 2: to get hurt. And we've been playing this for a year,
Speaker 2: but we decided we would leave this to you guys.
Speaker 2: As we're driving to the beach.
Speaker 1: And I go, I go.
Speaker 3: I was like then, trying to help you know, I
Speaker 3: always try to have a positive outset, mindset, and I go, well,
Speaker 3: I mean there's that shovel there.
Speaker 1: They can spin around that. And either you said.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no. The worker said, well that
Speaker 2: shovels sharp, okay, like.
Speaker 1: They would cut their foot on.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't have any supplies, and he's like,
Speaker 3: towards the bottom of the shovel, it's really sharp.
Speaker 1: You would risk somebody cutting their foot. Well, then why
Speaker 1: are we putting this on?
Speaker 3: We're some foam dongles or maybe a beach ball, Like
Speaker 3: where is any of that stuff?
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys get in the water and swim to Nasau
Speaker 2: and back and winner gets gets a prize. I mean,
Speaker 2: what was the prize? Was there a prize? Even? Like,
Speaker 2: what are we doing?
Speaker 3: Get on the megaphone, a, does any guys want to
Speaker 3: do this relay race?
Speaker 1: Two drunk chicks step forward and did, and then they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: we're canceling. Nobody else volunteered to play. Oh really, we
Speaker 1: told you that twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we did. I mean, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 2: when I think I think Morgan. I think she was
Speaker 2: frustrated too. I don't ever see Morgan get frustrated. Maybe
Speaker 2: I do every day, but that last day. I mean
Speaker 2: she drank her frustration away. She got so hammered. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: so hammered. Do you have the clip? I'd like to
Speaker 2: hear how hammered she was because she was supposed to
Speaker 2: host the blackjack final with me. There was a tournament
Speaker 2: and she came to the final and she so sauced
Speaker 2: that she couldn't even play her hands. So Mario had
Speaker 2: to step in for her. And this is Morgan at
Speaker 2: the blackjack That was bad Audio who gave me? And
Speaker 2: let me tell you. Two hours later, uh, maybe three
Speaker 2: hours maybe four hours later, Morgan goes, hey, we got
Speaker 2: to do the did we ever get a blackjack winner?
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you mean? She goes, I don't
Speaker 2: think I went to the blackjack tournament. She didn't even
Speaker 2: remember being there. She had no idea that we did
Speaker 2: the blackjack final.
Speaker 1: Man, I'm not gonna knock her. Because two days after,
Speaker 1: we were in Key West on the golf cart. I said, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: did we ever turn in the golf cart? No recollection
Speaker 1: of it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I asked, I said, hey, guys, did we ever
Speaker 2: go to Nassau? Really weird man? Did Keith Urban ever
Speaker 2: play a show man? I don't remember. Yeah, oh no,
Speaker 2: I went to bed.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: No, I watched it well.
Speaker 1: And then also Amy was on her sober journey or something.
Speaker 2: She went on a sober journey.
Speaker 1: Well it was I believe, night one, and they're stressing
Speaker 1: her out. They go, okay, we need you raging idiots
Speaker 1: thirty minutes ahead of time. Will you be there? She's like, uh, baser,
Speaker 1: what what is that Martine? You drinking latch at? I'll
Speaker 1: take two because she was already getting hustled and russ
Speaker 1: over nothing like she hadn't even eaten her dinner or
Speaker 1: iceberg salad and uh piece of square of bread.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and one like one piece of kale. That's interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: But I mean the fact that they wanted is there
Speaker 2: thirty minutes early to stand there, like, why all we're
Speaker 2: doing is introducing someone. It takes three minutes to get there,
Speaker 2: get on stage, say it, get off. We don't need
Speaker 2: to be at thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Well I appreciated it one time because I got to
Speaker 1: meet Britney Kellogg. Oh that's cool, and she goes, I
Speaker 1: have the same call times as you. So we sat
Speaker 1: there for thirty minutes. Her dude looked like Jay Cutler.
Speaker 2: I remember you talking to that guy.
Speaker 1: Wrapped out with him too for thirty minutes, got to
Speaker 1: know him. They're great.
Speaker 2: Did you guys, Have you guys made plans in town?
Speaker 1: No, but we started following her, like she does funny
Speaker 1: instagrams where she rips on people that rip on her.
Speaker 1: So she'd be like, it's take out the trash Tuesday,
Speaker 1: and it'll be like some person that's not ugly or
Speaker 1: that's ugly and making fun of her, and she's like,
Speaker 1: look at you with you get faced in your big
Speaker 1: old hine. Look at me because I'm hot. I'm hot.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm just making up the song.
Speaker 2: I think you guys should do a double date dinner.
Speaker 1: But she was cool, and she's like, oh, I can't
Speaker 1: drink before I say. She goes, but well, don't give
Speaker 1: us a day off. Oh I think when they went
Speaker 1: through was it Bahamas or Amiti? I think they got it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good man, and don't let loose on the
Speaker 2: cruise every once in a while.
Speaker 1: And then the dudes they couldn't do shots before. It's
Speaker 1: the second they got off stage shot time. So I'm
Speaker 1: glad I was there thirty minutes for that.
Speaker 2: He made a new friend and we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 2: We're right back. Ray.
Speaker 1: Was she the girl long legs, big old shelf?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think I met her. Maybe, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you this.
Speaker 1: She's from one of the idols or voice or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: She was big. I gotta say man, Tomorrow and Friday,
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to watch basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball.
Speaker 1: And that's why we're not doing the podcast. What oh,
Speaker 1: I thought, this is what you're gonna say.
Speaker 2: No, I think we'll still do the podcast on Friday
Speaker 2: because people are gonna want to hear our reaction to
Speaker 2: the games on Thursday. But here's the problem. We work
Speaker 2: with a guy that I'm starting to think that has
Speaker 2: no idea what's going on in this world. The under guy. No,
Speaker 2: his name is Scuba Steve. I don't think he understands
Speaker 2: what this Thursday and Friday means to America. To the
Speaker 2: you know guy that loves Spoor. It's the good old American,
Speaker 2: the good old guy that's filling out a bracket. Because
Speaker 2: I got a text from Scuba says yo, I'm like yo,
Speaker 2: And then a link comes through and I click on the.
Speaker 1: Link women's bracket, and it is.
Speaker 2: An invitation to his son's eighth birthday Friday night at
Speaker 2: six o'clock. Hard Pass like, what are we doing?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go to my own kid's eighth birthday during
Speaker 1: March Madness.
Speaker 2: I looked at it and I was like, Okay, how
Speaker 2: are we going to handle this? How are we going
Speaker 2: to tell Scuba that this tournament, this thing called March
Speaker 2: Madness is happening Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and it's going
Speaker 2: to be amazing. And the first two days are the
Speaker 2: best two days. Saturday and Sunday are good, but they're
Speaker 2: not as good as Thursday. And and you schedule a
Speaker 2: birthday party on opening weekend at six o'clock. And I
Speaker 2: look at my son and I say, baby Box, so
Speaker 2: Scuba's kids having a birthday Friday at six and I
Speaker 2: tell him the place. I said, are you sure? Well?
Speaker 2: What do you want to do? I said, we got
Speaker 2: March Madness, and we got the birthday party. And you
Speaker 2: know what, baby Box said, the madness. He looked at
Speaker 2: me and goes, Dad, I can't wait to go to
Speaker 2: the birthday party.
Speaker 1: What the that ain't your kid?
Speaker 2: And I'm like you have got to be kidding me, serious, clerk. Okay,
Speaker 2: the birthday party six to eight.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: The rest of the weekend, I'll be able to watch basketball.
Speaker 1: All day long.
Speaker 2: Wrong, we have a t ball game, a coach bitch game,
Speaker 2: another coach bitch game. Oh, three kids have baseball games
Speaker 2: on Saturday. All right, that's cool, that's cool. Sunday Sunday,
Speaker 2: we're gonna watch all day. We're gonna watch all day.
Speaker 2: Baby Box two has baseball practice at eleven. There is
Speaker 2: a birthday party.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Then there is t ball practice at four, and there's
Speaker 2: also another birthday party. We have three birthday parties, three
Speaker 2: baseball games, two practices all this weekend. So as much
Speaker 2: as I am over the moon excited for this, I
Speaker 2: would have loved Thursday and Friday to be uninterrupted bull crap.
Speaker 2: But Scuba Steve decides to throw a curveball and plan
Speaker 2: a birthday party on Friday night, and it wouldn't matter
Speaker 2: either way. Birthday party, you know, a birthday party? You
Speaker 2: know why? It's got a text yesterday from family in
Speaker 2: the neighborhood. There's two other families we always get together
Speaker 2: with and have family gatherings and barbecues. And the one
Speaker 2: family's like, hey, you guys want to cook out on
Speaker 2: Saturday in our backyard or Friday in our backyard? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, do you guys not know what March madness is?
Speaker 2: I mean, we're already going to a birthday party, so
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. But there's another set of people that
Speaker 2: don't give a crap about March madness, like who am
Speaker 2: I hanging out with? Where has my life gone wrong?
Speaker 1: Wild? Eight years ago, Baser beats cancer, Scuba gives birth
Speaker 1: to a kid that is crazy, same celebration and birth year.
Speaker 1: Also with the March madness guys, it's the four days.
Speaker 1: I get there's another weekend, but this first weekend of
Speaker 1: four days, you don't shower. You're just ordering door Dash.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, we didn't have that. It was pizzas.
Speaker 1: Now I get it.
Speaker 3: You got food door Dash, you got Uber Each, you
Speaker 3: got lyft Eats, you got your Premiere Food is by Us,
Speaker 3: stuff like that and gold Belly for the rich folk,
Speaker 3: Blake Shelton Bones.
Speaker 1: So what I'm saying is, you don't leave your house.
Speaker 1: Baser understands this. You don't shower, you look like Hell
Speaker 1: warmed over for about three of the days. Unfortunately, you're
Speaker 1: not going You're not going to church. It's gonna it
Speaker 1: has to get skipped. You can go online, but the
Speaker 1: cat's gonna be me owing because it's litters getting a
Speaker 1: little too high. Maybe got out of water. But it
Speaker 1: is a time to get a thirty rack. Now that
Speaker 1: I'm an adult, try to polish that puppy off. In four days.
Speaker 1: Baser gets not a box of wine, she gets one
Speaker 1: of those mini kegs of wine and puts it down,
Speaker 1: and you watch from one game on Thursday to a
Speaker 1: game on Sunday, unabridged. That is all that's on the TVs.
Speaker 1: And I got seven of them. They'll all be broadcasting
Speaker 1: every game. My third note, if I didn't have a second,
Speaker 1: who cares? My third note? Guys, this is the time
Speaker 1: I suggest don't gam do a bracket. But what the
Speaker 1: gambling will do is it'll remove the joy of those upsets.
Speaker 1: You are going to have a kid like joy as
Speaker 1: an adult, as a forty year old, If an upset happens,
Speaker 1: you're watching it no money on it, you will scream
Speaker 1: like you've never squealed before, all because you didn't have
Speaker 1: money on it. The money robs you have that feeling
Speaker 1: gamble if you want. That's just my advice. My fourth thing,
Speaker 1: statistical season. I just did the research in about ten
Speaker 1: seconds for Jennifer Brownlee. Typically teams that are leading in
Speaker 1: categories team categories win the championship last year Florida. Florida's
Speaker 1: not gonna win it this year. It's happened once and
Speaker 1: that was like twenty years ago. Maybe multiple times, but
Speaker 1: in our lifetime it's happened like once. Actually it's happened
Speaker 1: a lot of times, but Florida. The last time they
Speaker 1: did it was in our lifetime. It's very difficult for
Speaker 1: them to do that again. It's not Florida. Statistically speaking,
Speaker 1: Arizona and Duke are the statistical leaders. You got point
Speaker 1: differential defense, phenomenal teams. There's a lot of crappers up there,
Speaker 1: like Miami o Ohio is a statistical leader.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're in the playing game.
Speaker 1: They should be in a they should be in honestly,
Speaker 1: a Yugoslavian tournament. They probably shouldn't be in this one.
Speaker 1: So let me just say this, it's gonna be Arizona
Speaker 1: or Duke. I don't know which one. Good luck there
Speaker 1: is your statistical this isn't over to you, coach. Sorry
Speaker 1: it takes so long, I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2: No, I mean I really appreciate that. I appreciate the
Speaker 2: breakdown and the joy of the bracket and clicking on
Speaker 2: those things. And when you pick an upset and it
Speaker 2: does come to fruition, it's like you feel like you're
Speaker 2: the greatest person on the earth. But then it's really
Speaker 2: devastating when your your team loses and you get they
Speaker 2: get upset your pick to go far in the bracket
Speaker 2: and you just see ba ba ba, the X marks
Speaker 2: the spot and you go one bracket. Don't be doing
Speaker 2: this variation crap. Believe in your picks, Believe in yourself,
Speaker 2: Believe in what you believe, believe in that matter when
Speaker 2: you click on it, believe that is the way to go.
Speaker 2: Because here's the thing. If you have multiple brackets, no
Speaker 2: matter what, you're gonna be cheering for every team, and
Speaker 2: so whoever loses, you're like, oh sor right, I got
Speaker 2: him in a different bracket. You need to feel the
Speaker 2: joy of a win and the pain of a loss.
Speaker 2: The pain of a loss, yes, it sucks your bracket
Speaker 2: gets busted sometimes, but to know that you went all
Speaker 2: in that you had guts. That is what March madness
Speaker 2: is all about. To see your picks advanced, to see
Speaker 2: your picks get knocked off, and the devastation that you
Speaker 2: have to wait three hundred and sixty five more days
Speaker 2: to fill out another bracket to have another chance. That
Speaker 2: is what we do this for. So sit back, relax,
Speaker 2: and you ain't gonna relax because you're gonna be screaming
Speaker 2: at the TV and enjoy the beauty that is March madness.
Speaker 2: One shining man, you reach four a beer. This the
Speaker 2: ball is tipped. We can't play it. Well, we'll take
Speaker 2: a break, then we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Baser goes, did you look at my bracket? Because I
Speaker 1: believe we're doing family My parents are traveling the country.
Speaker 1: No way they're able to figure out brackets on their
Speaker 1: phones in a different location. So it's probably just me
Speaker 1: boom or me muff Baser zero dollars on it, but
Speaker 1: pride I usually win. Baser, her bracket was sitting out
Speaker 1: on the table. Did you look at it? No, I
Speaker 1: didn't look at a Beazer. I did see you out Tennessee.
Speaker 1: I didn't tell her that. I'm like, no, I didn't
Speaker 1: see it. Seriously, did you see my bracket?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. But like she had Tennessee winning
Speaker 1: at all, Baser, I'm not copying on.
Speaker 3: But she always goes with hometown hero.
Speaker 1: She'll usually pick to win it, and then if the
Speaker 1: team has an animal she likes, yeah, she picks that one.
Speaker 2: My mom, she usually goes with the Catholic schools, like
Speaker 2: if Notre Dame's in or something like that, or Exam Baptist, Yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: she'll probably go. Yeah, any church school she'll probably go
Speaker 2: with that. Not sure gonna be her strategy this year.
Speaker 2: But my dad has been trying to call No teeth
Speaker 2: Keith kid and he hadn't been answering. And I talked
Speaker 2: to my dad and he goes, Oh, the bracket comes out,
Speaker 2: and guess what, Keith calls me three times?
Speaker 1: Kid?
Speaker 2: Am I gonna be able to get in on the bracket?
Speaker 1: Kid?
Speaker 2: Is the bracket gonna still be going on? Kid? I
Speaker 2: just I don't have access to the computer, so I'm
Speaker 2: gonna need to fill out a paper bracket. And my
Speaker 2: dad tells him, oh, we already know we got North
Speaker 2: Carolina down for you as the national champion, and he goes, kid,
Speaker 2: I don't think we're gonna win it this year. Kid,
Speaker 2: But that kid hurt and so he's like, but so
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna pick North Carolina. And my dad's like, okay, well,
Speaker 2: what we'll do is batter's box and I batter's box.
Speaker 2: What if everybody that's a batter's box here with this?
Speaker 2: We're gonna drive up to where you're living. You know,
Speaker 2: he's living about forty five minutes outside Austin. He's like,
Speaker 2: we're gonna come up, come to you. We'll go to
Speaker 2: lunch and we'll help you fill out a paper bracket
Speaker 2: and then we'll enter it in on the computer and
Speaker 2: that way you're in the bracket. Oh kid, would you
Speaker 2: really do that? Kid?
Speaker 3: I have Jem and I making my picks this year.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do the poster boards. That's beautiful, kid,
Speaker 3: I really appreciate that. And my dad's like, well, who
Speaker 3: do he got winning at all? And Keith goes, I
Speaker 3: can't tell you that, and it goes why he goes,
Speaker 3: because then you'll know who my picks are. The Idaho
Speaker 3: vandals kid in their turnover percentage, And.
Speaker 2: My dad goes, Keith, I'm going to come to you
Speaker 2: and fill out a paper bracket and then I'm going
Speaker 2: to go in and entering it in the computer. So
Speaker 2: what difference does it make if you tell me who
Speaker 2: your national champ is? I'm gonna know either way. Do
Speaker 2: you really think I'm gonna copy your picks?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Kid, I didn't even think about that. Kid. Oh, kid
Speaker 2: quit kid that kid? Oh stop? But honestly, kid, I
Speaker 2: don't know who my national champ's gonna be.
Speaker 3: At kid, I'm thinking about picking Oregon for Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 2: Is that where he's from?
Speaker 1: Favorite school?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't even think they got in though?
Speaker 2: Who Orgon?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know. But you know what I do know
Speaker 2: is that I get a text from my cousin Andrew,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what is this. He's doing a bracket
Speaker 2: this year, like he's doing a family one. Join my
Speaker 2: twenty twenty six CBS Sports Women's Tournament bracket, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: what in the world.
Speaker 1: You gotta block that number.
Speaker 2: He is a season ticket holder to the women's college
Speaker 2: basketball at the University of Texas and he goes to
Speaker 2: the games and now he is trying to rope me
Speaker 2: into the women's bracket and I'm gonna tell you this
Speaker 2: before we sign. I'm gonna tell you who's gonna win
Speaker 2: the national title. There are only two teams. It's Arizona Michigan.
Speaker 2: Those are the two teams they're gonna meet in the
Speaker 2: final four. Whoever wins that game is gonna win the
Speaker 2: national title. Van den Slut and I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 2: who it's gonna be. That little line, that graph that
Speaker 2: you've seen. No team in the West has won it
Speaker 2: since nineteen ninety eight, which is unbelievable. And to see
Speaker 2: that graphic if you haven't seen it online, only like
Speaker 2: thirteen schools have won the national title since ninety eight.
Speaker 2: That's quite amazing. And Michigan falls on the right side
Speaker 2: of that line. But unfortunately for them, they lose in
Speaker 2: the final four. Arizona is cutting down the nets. It's
Speaker 2: the chalk pick. Everybody's picking Arizona. But they're the best team.
Speaker 2: They're the best team, Tommy Lloyd. These bring in a
Speaker 2: championship to Arizona.
Speaker 1: They're good.
Speaker 2: They're really good.
Speaker 1: Song play once, oh, once, can I just read a
Speaker 1: couple text messages between you, me and Justin? Yes, please,
Speaker 1: Justin first fifty I said dummy for the march madness
Speaker 1: me fifty different emails, fifty different venmos, fifty different usernames
Speaker 1: on the site. Oh wait, what site allows fifty teams?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Justin ESPN, idiot, I'm in a fifty team group right now.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how you think that's hard me. Then
Speaker 1: post on Facebook and we'll get a ground swell. It
Speaker 1: will be a sanctioned sore losers event if you have
Speaker 1: the dick power to pull it off. Justin. Not going
Speaker 1: to gain traction if you guys, don't promote it. But
Speaker 1: apparently you f that up already by saying it was
Speaker 1: a dumb idea lunchbox. No, what we said was dumb
Speaker 1: was having them email me so then I could send
Speaker 1: them to you. You just do it and if you
Speaker 1: post it, they contact you. The middleman is dumb me.
Speaker 1: These things can get hairy quick. Just giving you a
Speaker 1: little business advice. I promise this is over in a second. Justin.
Speaker 1: There's no email. I simply send them the group name
Speaker 1: and password on ESPN. Then they Venmo posted up on Facebook.
Speaker 1: This has been done since the Stone Ages lunchbox. Then
Speaker 1: do it, justin, it's been done. But I didn't even
Speaker 1: see him.
Speaker 2: I never saw me.
Speaker 1: You're gonna need Lunchbox to deem it a sanctioned event
Speaker 1: on the Facebook group right now, it's unaccredited Justin Well.
Speaker 1: The only one who can do that is Lunchbox waiting
Speaker 1: on him. Me yesterday at six oh five am. Final
Speaker 1: message hasn't been responded to in two days.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: Welp. Jennifer Brownlee just t bagged you.
Speaker 3: She put up squares one hundred strong and we got
Speaker 3: crickets from you. Dude, he's so mad. He's not flying.
Speaker 3: I could buy his flight. He still wouldn't come out
Speaker 3: of principle.
Speaker 1: Dude. He's so mad at us. He's so mad because
Speaker 1: he thought he had a great idea of it. It's like, bro,
Speaker 1: until you have all that crap flying into your venmo,
Speaker 1: you don't want that.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a lot, dude. It is so much like.
Speaker 1: Ah And he wanted one hundred dollars of team times fifty.
Speaker 1: That's five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't get fifty people for one hundred dollars. I
Speaker 2: don't think that many people would do it for one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars. That's a lot of people's deep I ran
Speaker 2: a bracket for the Sore Losers Nation a couple of years,
Speaker 2: and how many people were emailing and venmoing in it
Speaker 2: was so much. There were like one hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: people in. I was like, it's I don't have enough time.
Speaker 2: It's it's exhausting. So maybe the one hundred dollars entry fee, would,
Speaker 2: you know, whittle it down a little bit so he
Speaker 2: wouldn't get as many emails. But hey, justin by post it, dude.
Speaker 2: I will indorse it, man, I will endorse it. We
Speaker 2: want what you want, man, We just want you to
Speaker 2: be happy.
Speaker 1: Well, and you guys aren't business owners out there. I
Speaker 1: know you truck drivers. You guys just work for the man.
Speaker 1: And then I honestly, well the farmers own their own businesses,
Speaker 1: but also the tug voters. You're working for the man.
Speaker 1: But me and Beazer at a clothing business. And what
Speaker 1: we learned is on Etsy that people's user names is
Speaker 1: different than their Instagram names, their address is different. Name
Speaker 1: on their address is different from their name on Etsy.
Speaker 3: And none of it matches up.
Speaker 1: So somebody would send Baser an Instagram message and we'd
Speaker 1: be like, did we send this person a shirt? And
Speaker 1: we'd both be like.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: They all are different names.
Speaker 3: The Venmo, the Etsy, the address, the Instagram name.
Speaker 1: None of it matches. So literally our business consisted of this, Hey,
Speaker 1: do you know who John Doe is? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I got a from Jeremy.
Speaker 2: Likes thank you for bleeping that.
Speaker 1: Uh okay, Well, I don't know. Is that John Doe? Well?
Speaker 1: And then he has another I guess. He messaged me
Speaker 1: on Facebook and he said I pet and I liked.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: So none of it, ever is easy, the entire business.
Speaker 1: That's why we stopped doing it. Uh, Baser, did you
Speaker 1: mail this? I got a girl on Instagram messaging me? Baser? Well,
Speaker 1: I got a girl Instagram messaging me, but she's messaging
Speaker 1: me for her husband's account.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I no, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Are they married? Are they banging? I have Did we
Speaker 3: send them both a shirt? I have no idea.
Speaker 2: Did I get the I for the Fantasy Football League?
Speaker 2: I'll get a Venmo from someone says I'm paying for
Speaker 2: so and so I'm like, oh my god, like like
Speaker 2: I mean, but that's okay.
Speaker 1: Like the other times that by five hundred.
Speaker 2: Like the other day. It was the last year it
Speaker 2: was someone lived in Canada and they don't I have
Speaker 2: Venmo in Canada, so he had to have his friend
Speaker 2: or his sister or his cousin in America send me
Speaker 2: the Venmo and then he was in the league. I mean,
Speaker 2: that was fine, it worked out, but sometimes it's very confusing,
Speaker 2: very confusing. It's difficult. It's hard. So good luck mayor
Speaker 2: squares hit mayor teams advance. May your teams advance, and
Speaker 2: always remember it is the greatest time of the year.
Speaker 2: The ball is tipped.
Speaker 3: Kid, I'm heading over with a fat sharpie and a
Speaker 3: fat poster BOARDIM just open that door for my fat ass.
Speaker 1: It is great. I gotta do mute. Sorry, though, I
Speaker 1: gotta do mute.
Speaker 3: The first four hours I forgot so I just have
Speaker 3: to just audio version only in the headphones.
Speaker 2: Maybe my wife, she's into it. She's like, I gotta
Speaker 2: do my research. I gotta do She's like, she tries
Speaker 2: to break down the bracket. She doesn't watch anything, and
Speaker 2: she'll read like twenty six different websites. I'm like, she'll
Speaker 2: stay up till two in the morning and then she'll
Speaker 2: be so tired. I can't stay up and watch the games.
Speaker 2: I'm so tired, like her team Texas played last night,
Speaker 2: did she even though they were in the playing game.
Speaker 1: No, Well, and that's why my mom and dad aren't
Speaker 1: invited in the family won this year. Maria sister Muff
Speaker 1: went over to dad's house a year ago and she
Speaker 1: said she was there for four hours helping him fill
Speaker 1: out the bracket because he was researching every single team. Well,
Speaker 1: at the end of the he finished last just was
Speaker 1: here filled out hers in four minutes, picking Cats in
Speaker 1: her hometown team the Bowls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and just don't worry tonight, I'll be on the
Speaker 2: phone with my parents at ten thirty pm trying to
Speaker 2: get them in the bracket because they can't figure it
Speaker 2: out and we always wait till Wednesday night at ten
Speaker 2: thirty pm. It's freaking amazing.
Speaker 1: And you don't have to do the playing games though, Like.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, But game start tomorrow, man, so
Speaker 2: you gotta put it on. You gotta do it. The
Speaker 2: only problem is filling out with your bracket. The playing
Speaker 2: games are tonight. What if you want to pick one
Speaker 2: of those teams advance.
Speaker 1: You just they don't make you get it in before that.
Speaker 1: You're fine, I know, all.
Speaker 2: Right, have a great day, guys. We're out here. We
Speaker 2: gotta go. Dude, I just got a call back. Tell
Speaker 2: me what time my appointment is. I don't know what time.
Speaker 2: I gotta listen to voicemail. Let's see.
Speaker 3: Oh, hi there, this is the doctor's office you have.
Speaker 1: Yes, we found a fungus on your.
Speaker 2: Oh it's two o'clock, man, not three o'clock. See.
Speaker 1: I would have been wrong, and you no longer will
Speaker 1: be able to properly.
Speaker 2: Two o'clock.
Speaker 1: Yes, the texture did come back. It was brownish green,
Speaker 1: and it looked like