WEBVTT - Why Does Scuba Steve Hate America? 

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<v Speaker 1>Continue your rant.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have time. I just I'm like, I might

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<v Speaker 2>be a child, dude, because today I have a physical

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<v Speaker 2>therapy appointment.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you what time my physical therapy appointment is.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I just know that when I went

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<v Speaker 2>to physical therapy last week, we scheduled me for Thursday

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<v Speaker 2>or Wednesday and Thursday of this week, and I believe

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<v Speaker 2>my Thursday is five pm Wednesday. I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like a child, not a child.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you and me are both on the same boat

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<v Speaker 1>with this. If you don't know your weekly schedule, you're

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<v Speaker 1>too busy. You need to slow down. So me, what

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<v Speaker 1>do I know? I mean, besides the Bobby all you

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<v Speaker 1>people that say we don't you guys don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>straggle Bobby Bone Show puts some dumb schedule in our calendar. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and at a principle, I refuse to have my own

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<v Speaker 1>then sub calendar, so I have to look through two calendars.

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<v Speaker 1>But we have a Bobby Bone Show calendar that is

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<v Speaker 1>just inserted in my phone without my permission. So I

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<v Speaker 1>will say this, I know my week. I know that

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<v Speaker 1>Baser is celebrating eight years cancer free. What tomorrow. Oh hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the sarcastic clap?

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<v Speaker 2>But sure that is not a sarcastic clap.

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<v Speaker 1>That is, it's like a slow clap dumbness story.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying we needed that, We needed some cheer because

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<v Speaker 2>there's not enough people in here to cheer for her.

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<v Speaker 2>Soord Loser's Nation will cheer for her when they hear this,

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<v Speaker 2>But we only have two people and so our claps

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<v Speaker 2>would sound really dumb. That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's that. Then there's also it was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about flying justin in for that. Wow, only two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty bucks, that's pretty good. But also now

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<v Speaker 1>with Baser in her new position, she works right up

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<v Speaker 1>until four pm on Fridays, So would it really be

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<v Speaker 1>worth it?

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<v Speaker 2>What new position? You guys doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Same job?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're talking jobs, same.

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<v Speaker 1>Job, different pay, but bro, she starts at six am

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<v Speaker 1>and goes till four on the dot. Used to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to sneak out at about I don't know, one

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<v Speaker 1>p thirty. Oh yeah, not a minute before I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, this is reminding me of school. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>not until the bell? Can she get up from that computer?

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't take break the lunch breaks.

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<v Speaker 2>So she works ten hours a day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>That's too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then she brings it on me a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I can't. I can't, Okay, okay, what about dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I can at four oh one okay, okay, four

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<v Speaker 1>a one dinner. And then when she goes to dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't eatn all day because she doesn't take a

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<v Speaker 1>lunch break.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, So the count for your health.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's that march madness. This is from the Dome guys.

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<v Speaker 1>And then was there that baser Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the Dods are Then we're gonna do something with the Dodds.

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<v Speaker 1>End of April, there was gonna be another Buddy's birthday

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow night, but he canceled because not enough people can go.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh buddy Grayson, he was he was going through We

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<v Speaker 1>went to Gatlinburg a couple years ago. He's going through sobriety,

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<v Speaker 1>and we kept making jokes like, uh, all right, we're

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<v Speaker 1>on forty We're about to take a rite for Grayson

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<v Speaker 1>onto New Beginning's Drive.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>We kept joking like we're taking out the rehab and

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't like it. He was dying laughing. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was hilarious, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he canceled his birthday party.

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<v Speaker 1>But then he canceled it not enough people. I believe

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<v Speaker 1>he's back on the bottle. Oh, but so we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do that a different time. My point being, I remember

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<v Speaker 1>my schedule. If you're too busy, you're not gonna remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Now, Okay, that's a good amount of stuff

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<v Speaker 1>I have in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I usually I am. This is where I'm disappointing myself. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I missed the UH bracket reveal on Sunday, and now

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember what time and appointment is. I remember everything,

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<v Speaker 2>I write everything down. Here's the problem is. I made

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<v Speaker 2>my five o'clock for Thursday, and my wife now in

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<v Speaker 2>four me that she has a PTO or PTA meeting

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<v Speaker 2>at five o'clock on Thursday. So my obsession became, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my gosh, I got to cancel my Thursday at five o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>And I woke up this morning and I realized, oh wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I have an appointment Wednesday. But I've been thinking about

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<v Speaker 2>the five o'clock so much that I don't remember. It's

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<v Speaker 2>probably it's either three o'clock, is what my guess. Is

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<v Speaker 2>is that I'm I have an appointment at three is

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<v Speaker 2>usually when it is, but I can't tell you one

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<v Speaker 2>certain and that's that's disappointing because I remember everything, but

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<v Speaker 2>I need to start. Like because we have baseball now,

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<v Speaker 2>so we have three different kids on three different baseball teams,

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<v Speaker 2>so we have practice. The oldest kid has practice on

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<v Speaker 2>Tuesdays at four pm, noted, which makes no sense because

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<v Speaker 2>most adults that have normal jobs are not all to

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<v Speaker 2>take their kid to practice at four pm on a Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>What about Happy Hour in Atlanta from three to five?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a good timeframe?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably not inside joke because no one would show up,

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<v Speaker 2>and no one will be there because they're still at work,

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<v Speaker 2>So you're just going to be in there with the

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<v Speaker 2>bartenders and the hot and I mean hot bartenders in

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<v Speaker 2>their assless chaps. I heard that, Oh my god, they

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<v Speaker 2>knew whoever hires for PBR in Atlanta. Bravo, Bravo. They

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<v Speaker 2>have a type and they nail it.

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<v Speaker 1>Word travels fast.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the criteria is when they hire people,

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<v Speaker 2>but they do a great job. And I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>where they recruit from if they look on Instagram, but

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<v Speaker 2>there wasn't a bad looking chick in that place?

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<v Speaker 1>What about dudes?

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<v Speaker 2>Were there any dudes working? I don't think there was

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<v Speaker 2>a single dude bartender.

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<v Speaker 1>I usually don't remember them. Can I please payback off

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<v Speaker 1>the assless chaps?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Butmini, I was rushing because it was when they were

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<v Speaker 1>hustling me out. Can't watch Lee Brice give your wife

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<v Speaker 1>a Casadia? Give Morgan to Casadia. Oh right, she's vegan.

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<v Speaker 1>You only, I'll steal you a water. I'll get you

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<v Speaker 1>some scraps when I'm leaving. In that whole rush and

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<v Speaker 1>that commotion, the girls turned changed into assless chaps. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you not remember that?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see any girls in o assless chaps?

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<v Speaker 1>The dancers from the boat went onto the island and

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<v Speaker 1>during the Lee Bryce thing, they danced. I guess because

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<v Speaker 1>I yes, because you were announcing cornhole. You're over there

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<v Speaker 1>with the megaphone.

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<v Speaker 3>This just a final game, all right, dude, loud enough,

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<v Speaker 3>Try and not talk directly into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Write in somebody's ear. Appreciate it, guys, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>final game. I go up there, hustle baser Casadia. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get you going where you're going? Oh, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to a golf cart. Whoa assless chaps they were gonna

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently they went and shook it during Lee Bryce.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I didn't and see them. I guess I was

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<v Speaker 2>just in the people with the pool after not getting

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<v Speaker 2>to announce Lee Bryce. I was just in the pool

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<v Speaker 2>with the people and I just saw Lee Bryce, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I was talking to people and I didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>notice the assless chaps girls.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost didn't either.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like bayzer Casey, Oh crowd, Oh drunk guy,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh alligator, Oh there's a bull sitting there in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of the pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Assless chaps, Lee Bryce, assless shaps. Okay, gotta go. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it was one of those. Man, it all happened

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<v Speaker 1>so fast. It was a thousand people shoving into that pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. That was very interesting because I I have to say,

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<v Speaker 2>the people at PBR. Then the girls in the assless

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<v Speaker 2>chaps would get on the mechanical bowl. Dude, I've never

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<v Speaker 2>seen people do such amazing tricks on that bowl. They

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<v Speaker 2>sit there and practice all day, but they were doing

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<v Speaker 2>flips and rolls and hanging upside down off the bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a PBR here, we do right next to

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<v Speaker 1>Category two. Really, maybe for the convention. I'm tuwood truckers

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<v Speaker 1>not love that. I'm bringing that to the meeting on Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, I did not know that. Yeah, we have

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<v Speaker 2>a meeting on Friday. Guys, I told you tickets would

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<v Speaker 2>be on sale July first, and we are now in

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<v Speaker 2>the end of March and nothing has nothing has changed.

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<v Speaker 2>We have not discussed at one time, we have not

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<v Speaker 2>done anything in the planning committee but July first. Because

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<v Speaker 2>I never go back on my word. But yeah, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're ever in Atlanta and you want to see some

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<v Speaker 2>very nice sites, if you want to see what Atlanta

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<v Speaker 2>has to offer. Pbr in the battery, Bravo, Bravo, Bravo.

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<v Speaker 1>Boomer's flying out of there in a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell yeah, I'll tell him going the night before,

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<v Speaker 3>tell me me and Papa, your flight might get moved

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<v Speaker 3>up early.

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<v Speaker 2>What's he going to Atlanta for?

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<v Speaker 1>They're bouncing around. He's going to be in gatlin with

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<v Speaker 1>my parents for a week, and then he's coming to

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<v Speaker 1>Nashville for three days and then I'm dropping school spring break.

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<v Speaker 2>But if he's in Gatlinburg for a week and then

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<v Speaker 2>here for three days, that is not spring break.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, month right, He's there from Friday until Friday, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he comes to Nashville until Monday, maybe misses one day. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm dropping him off at the airport. But I

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<v Speaker 1>told him I got to be to work at midnight,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm taking him to the airport at twelve thirty am.

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<v Speaker 1>No you're not, yeah I am.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna bring him to work. But then I'll drop

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<v Speaker 1>him off at five or before the show?

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<v Speaker 2>What what times his flight probably?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids, you can sit here, that'll go over well, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>he can be on the pod.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta see when his flight is. Yeah, but rand

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<v Speaker 1>we start, that's a precedent. We start randomly bringing kids

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<v Speaker 1>and cousins and nephews.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's he's like eighteen, he's like a grown up.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. But remember when Amy brought her niece and she

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<v Speaker 1>just like kind of sat in the corner, didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>know where to put her hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't really understand that what feeling yourself is bringing an

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<v Speaker 2>intern to what?

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<v Speaker 1>But but you like camp boss her, It's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a real internship. Okay, go get me a paper.

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<v Speaker 2>What No, I'm not gonna get you a paper. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>here just so I get college credit, and what your aunt, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna just sit here and only do stuff for amy.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so you're in college and you decided to spend

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<v Speaker 2>your summer with your aunt who's divorced and has two kids.

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<v Speaker 2>What what kind of college life is that?

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<v Speaker 1>But what did she learn? City in the producer studio

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<v Speaker 1>for a week?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Because we weren't training her because she's not a new employee,

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<v Speaker 1>so they instructed us not to tell her anything. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to teach her the board in five days.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds weird. So when when she went back to class, right,

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<v Speaker 2>she goes back to her college professor and she's like, so,

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<v Speaker 2>what did you What was yours? Oh? I went and

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<v Speaker 2>interned at a radio station. Wow, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Sat on a stool for five days?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait? So you went there in the whole summer. All

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<v Speaker 2>you do is sit on the stool for one week?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's good college credit.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes my aunt would come and throw her phone at

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<v Speaker 1>me and tell me to talk to somebody. But then

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<v Speaker 1>other than that, I really didn't do much. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a guy in front of me, I think his name

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<v Speaker 1>was Sison He didn't even turn around and talk to

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<v Speaker 1>me because he was so busy.

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<v Speaker 3>But I sat a foot from him. So for five

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<v Speaker 3>straight days, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Even talk to him, but he was just sitting right

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<v Speaker 1>there because he talks to other people and has headphones on.

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<v Speaker 1>But I learned a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really worth my summer, the summer dream, my

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<v Speaker 2>junior and senior year. I'm really glad I took advantage

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<v Speaker 2>of the college lifestyle. Very strange. The world is strange.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, So I did call the physical therapy place

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<v Speaker 2>on the way to work and let the voicemail said, Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm forty four and I don't know what time my

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<v Speaker 2>appointment is today. If you could give me a call back.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what they don't want to do is they

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to babysit you and call you and tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what time your damn appointment is.

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<v Speaker 1>Way to bring it back around.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's that's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have a follow up. Yeah, when a dentist

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<v Speaker 1>or my wife's got me going to the dermatologist. Now, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I went, whenever you want to blow two hundred dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>just go to the dermatologists. Actually, I think they covered it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, iHeart. But the dentist thing when they.

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<v Speaker 3>Say, okay, let's go ahead and schedule your next appointment

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<v Speaker 3>six months out, whoa, whoa, I don't keep a calendar.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that you guys are trying to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call you. I without keeping a calendar, it is

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<v Speaker 1>nearly impossible for me to know about an appointment in August.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I get you deal with

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<v Speaker 1>Garth Brooks and other people like that who have crazy calendars.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't keep a calendar, so thank you, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Props on you, because in six months I would never

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<v Speaker 2>call them.

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<v Speaker 1>No when they when I tell that, I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>literally don't keep a calendar, so please don't schedule it.

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<v Speaker 1>They look at me like I'm like homeless.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I like about them is they write

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<v Speaker 2>it on a little card, right, But.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pointless because I don't keep account on I just

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<v Speaker 1>stick in my wallet and then aaron once a while,

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<v Speaker 1>just like, oh there's a card.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I got an appointment coming up in a month,

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<v Speaker 2>sort of like my dermatologist. When I went, was it

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<v Speaker 2>a week and a half ago? A week ago? I

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<v Speaker 2>made my.

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<v Speaker 1>Appointment for next year props.

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<v Speaker 2>It is on Monday. Let me tell you the date.

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<v Speaker 2>I will tell you the date. Let me look at

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<v Speaker 2>the calendar. I I don't have it written in here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just I know it's in. It's a Monday. So

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<v Speaker 2>I just got to look at which Monday. It is, Monday,

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<v Speaker 2>March fifteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm most likely to have skin cancer. Then I'll be back.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Monday March fifteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably the cruise. Good job.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the cruise is the first week of March.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so that makes sense why I tested, because maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the cruise is sitting after being a lobster on Bemini.

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<v Speaker 1>This is when I'm most likely to have skin cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come see.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew they tried to schedule me that Monday of

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<v Speaker 2>the cruise, and I said, oh sorry, I'll be on

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<v Speaker 2>a cruise. And that's just from memory. Yes, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>so I need to move it a week. But that's

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good. And so I know it's Monday, March fifteenth,

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<v Speaker 2>two thirty. See you there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the thing with Dodd, they scheduled in April twentieth.

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<v Speaker 1>Us all hang out. I'm like, I'll do it for you, Dodd,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't keep a calendar. So for me to

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<v Speaker 1>remember something a month ahead, I really have to program

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<v Speaker 1>it in there. You know, I'm good in a week,

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<v Speaker 1>same day, easy baser tells me something that weekend. Simple,

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<v Speaker 1>But to program something a month out without having a

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<v Speaker 1>calendar is tricky. But I'll do it for the Dodds.

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<v Speaker 1>I love them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, we made an appointment to go to see

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<v Speaker 2>who are we going to see Shane Gillis. He's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be at the Bridge Stone. It's coming up. Yeah, April sixteenth.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe hey, he's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's seventeenth. I don't know, but I'm going. Another

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<v Speaker 2>couple in the neighborhood they were talking about it and

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<v Speaker 2>we're like, oh, we should all go together. So we

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<v Speaker 2>put that in writing a couple months ago and we

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<v Speaker 2>bought the tickets. So I know I'm going to that.

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<v Speaker 2>But guess what is it in my calendar? No, it's

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<v Speaker 2>in my head right. So today I let myself down.

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<v Speaker 2>I let myself down, But you know it's not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be a letdown this freaking pod. Let's get it started. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>Then that was our time to shine because Pat McAfee's

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<v Speaker 1>been dipping.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro Oh no, I saw Pat McAfee. You know where

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<v Speaker 2>he was WCW the World Baseball Classic.

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<v Speaker 1>He was at the game.

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<v Speaker 2>He was at the game and a tank.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah they've been apparently, so I was always wondering what

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<v Speaker 1>their soft underbelly, their weakness if you will. It's baseball.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's not great at talking baseball. He sounds so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>And then what's the other thing, basketball? Yeah, March madness.

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<v Speaker 1>He was talking to Dicky coach k wasn't great talking basketball.

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<v Speaker 1>So they are just a powerhouse football show. But this

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<v Speaker 1>is where we come in, more sports, less lifestyle, less sex.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa I hope not that this is where we overtake him.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see who Pat McAfee was sitting next to

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<v Speaker 2>at the World Baseball Classic?

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<v Speaker 1>No, dude, I would have only watched that game if

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<v Speaker 1>I bet it, and I don't bet.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh. Ernest okay, so that I thought that might have

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<v Speaker 3>been a flashback. I saw it on Instagram. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he went and saw Jelly Roll get inducted. He comes

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<v Speaker 3>to flies his private jet every once a week to

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<v Speaker 3>go to the Opry.

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<v Speaker 1>Who does, Ernest, No, Pat McFie, he went and saw

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<v Speaker 1>Jelly Roll get inducted. Landy Wilson, saying that night Ernest

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<v Speaker 1>was there. He wrote a song with Ernest. Oh he

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<v Speaker 1>went and saw Ernest play, and then he's like good

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<v Speaker 1>friends with Ernest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that and I was like, man, I know

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<v Speaker 1>that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it hit me. I was like, that's Ernest. Really.

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<v Speaker 2>I just had to google it. At first I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was Hardy. I didn't know which one was which,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I realized, no, that's not Hardy, that's another one,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I got it right, it's Ernest.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's start the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Ernest goes to the World Baseball Classic coming out.

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<v Speaker 1>Soon old reference. None of the nat are gonna get there, right,

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do it live? Oh the one, two three.

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<v Speaker 2>So loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know

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<v Speaker 2>the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,

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<v Speaker 2>my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>It is statistical sison for Jennifer Brownlee. She wants some stats,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give it to you. That's foreshadowing for later. What up, y'all?

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<v Speaker 1>It says it. I'm from the north of an alpha male.

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<v Speaker 1>I live on the north side of Nashville. With baser,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife, two point three through three acres, two kids

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<v Speaker 1>at Vanderbilt. They're defrosting Justin and Michigan maybe via flying

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<v Speaker 1>to Nashville via don't know, that's kind of I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>even told him about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's pretty good. Make plans without him knowing.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard the pod. So when's my flight?

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<v Speaker 2>He would have to be at the airport. If he's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get on the airplane, he needs to know about

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<v Speaker 2>it in advance.

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<v Speaker 1>All rd, he tell you he's going to turn me

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<v Speaker 1>down because he's mad at us.

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<v Speaker 2>He's mad at us.

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<v Speaker 1>He has to be why our text to him, No, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>we have been bashing his March madness idea.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I never bashed the idea. I bashed

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<v Speaker 2>the idea of him wanting to put it on Facebook,

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<v Speaker 2>have people email me, and then me connect them with Justin.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no need for a middleman. All he has to

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<v Speaker 2>do is create a bracket on ESPN or Yahoo or

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<v Speaker 2>wherever he wants, come up with the scoring system, post

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<v Speaker 2>it and say hey it's fifty, it's one hundred dollars,

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<v Speaker 2>it's ten thousand dollars to get in whatever he wants

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<v Speaker 2>and whoever wants to get in says okay, and he

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<v Speaker 2>puts his venmo on there and they venmo in money.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he sends them the password to get in. It's

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<v Speaker 2>that easy. There's nothing dumb about it. It's just the

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<v Speaker 2>way he was going about it was dumb. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a middleman and check my email every

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<v Speaker 2>day to see how many people want to get into

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<v Speaker 2>the freaking bracket. That was it.

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<v Speaker 1>The business model was flawed, correct, because you were an

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<v Speaker 1>unpaid middleman.

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<v Speaker 2>That was unnecessary, right, And I don't have time to

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<v Speaker 2>be the middleman right now, I am doing my research.

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<v Speaker 2>It is March Madness. I mean, we are about twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four hours away, twenty four hours away from the greatest

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<v Speaker 2>couple of days in sports that happens every single year,

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<v Speaker 2>and I can't freaking wait for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always excitement, celebration and sadness. The excitement March madness,

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<v Speaker 1>the celebration, baser another year cancer free. The sadness when

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<v Speaker 1>Pablo left this earth. Oh we'll take a break right well, yeah, we'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Do a moment of silence right now. Theud Let me

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<v Speaker 2>tell you got into that World Baseball Classic And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, we beat the Dominican Republic.

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<v Speaker 1>We are going too weird.

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<v Speaker 2>We are so unstoppable.

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<v Speaker 1>Where the hockey jersey's in?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are the hockey jerseys in? Way to taint the

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<v Speaker 2>hockey jerseys like those? Those were game war in hockey jerseys.

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<v Speaker 2>They were I think, I don't know, I may have

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<v Speaker 2>made that up. You can't wear those in and lose

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<v Speaker 2>to Venezuela. And I'm sorry, the star power of America.

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<v Speaker 2>What a bunch of chumps. Good god, I'm all excited,

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<v Speaker 2>ready to celebrate. And they couldn't hit at Wardo Rodriguez,

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<v Speaker 2>who hadn't been good in about fifteen freaking years. It

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<v Speaker 2>was so bad. They were a little dribbler, little dribbler,

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<v Speaker 2>And I gotta give it up Venezuela. They obviously were

0:20:51.640 --> 0:20:56.480
<v Speaker 2>pitching great. They obviously pitching great. Then Bryce Harper comes

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<v Speaker 2>up and my cousin Andrew, he had texted me because

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<v Speaker 2>he's about to have a baby, and he goes, we're

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<v Speaker 2>watching the game, and my wife thinks this game is

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<v Speaker 2>going to send her into labor. She's so intense. And

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<v Speaker 2>I said, excuse me, and he said, yeah, she's feeling

0:21:13.359 --> 0:21:18.159
<v Speaker 2>stomach tightness. Some cramping feels like probably a false alarm

0:21:18.240 --> 0:21:22.119
<v Speaker 2>and pretty sporadic. Currently no patterns, but it's not nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, maybe this baby can inspire some hits.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the USA went three up, three down, and he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, not so much. And then Bryce Harper hits

0:21:32.640 --> 0:21:35.720
<v Speaker 2>the home run and it's like, oh, he's pointing to

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<v Speaker 2>the American flag.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa USA?

0:21:39.359 --> 0:21:43.399
<v Speaker 2>USA? And the kids are asleep, but I did a

0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:47.760
<v Speaker 2>big old yes, and my wife jumped out of the couch.

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<v Speaker 2>She was scared to death. And then the top of

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<v Speaker 2>the ninth they walk the guy, even though I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It may have been a strike. May then he may

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<v Speaker 2>have been thrown out still on second. And then who

0:22:00.359 --> 0:22:04.520
<v Speaker 2>either strikes out or hits a home run somehow doubles

0:22:04.640 --> 0:22:07.520
<v Speaker 2>like what are we doing? He makes contact? That never

0:22:07.560 --> 0:22:10.560
<v Speaker 2>makes contact. Then we lose the game three to two.

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<v Speaker 1>As the rank Yankees.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, No, that's a Eugeno Suarez. He was on the

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<v Speaker 2>Mariners at the end of last season.

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<v Speaker 1>Tigers.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I don't know where he's playing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you gotta keep up with NFL too, You got

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<v Speaker 1>guys switching teams.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, NFL. I'll figure that out when fantasy draft

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<v Speaker 2>comes up.

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<v Speaker 1>Freaking Broncos got wattle.

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<v Speaker 2>They got wattle. They paid a lot for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Boomer is stoked.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he a Bronco fan?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And bo Nicks he'll be back right. That was

0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:40.239
<v Speaker 1>just a little foot fetish he had.

0:22:40.359 --> 0:22:42.520
<v Speaker 2>Or yeah, he had a foot fetish that kept him out.

0:22:42.600 --> 0:22:44.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean he's good to go. I think he's back

0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:45.200
<v Speaker 2>playing now.

0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:47.199
<v Speaker 1>And Titans making moves.

0:22:47.680 --> 0:22:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Titans made moves.

0:22:48.840 --> 0:22:51.119
<v Speaker 1>Well, they're also gonna get you know, they're gonna get

0:22:51.200 --> 0:22:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Jeremiah Love.

0:22:51.960 --> 0:22:52.439
<v Speaker 2>No, they're not.

0:22:53.400 --> 0:22:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah they are you think so? Yeah, So they're gonna

0:22:56.040 --> 0:22:59.080
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna have a great quarterback in new color blue.

0:22:59.240 --> 0:23:03.120
<v Speaker 1>But they already got Pollard and Jeremiah Love cool two

0:23:03.119 --> 0:23:03.800
<v Speaker 1>headed monster.

0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:06.200
<v Speaker 2>Huh yeah. But I mean I don't want to talk

0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:08.320
<v Speaker 2>football right now. I want to talk World Baseball Classic.

0:23:08.600 --> 0:23:10.399
<v Speaker 2>It was so fun to watch, though.

0:23:10.359 --> 0:23:14.400
<v Speaker 1>I didn't watch it, man, I went to bed, and.

0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:16.320
<v Speaker 2>Then when they lose, I was just like, well, this sucks,

0:23:16.840 --> 0:23:17.639
<v Speaker 2>like no one cares.

0:23:17.720 --> 0:23:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Did you have any skin on it?

0:23:19.400 --> 0:23:21.160
<v Speaker 2>No? I had USA pride.

0:23:21.720 --> 0:23:25.719
<v Speaker 1>Well that's why I'm glad and not glad that I

0:23:25.840 --> 0:23:29.159
<v Speaker 1>don't bet anymore. I would have definitely bet Venezuela. I

0:23:29.200 --> 0:23:30.119
<v Speaker 1>looked at it this morning.

0:23:30.280 --> 0:23:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Why would you bet Venezuela against the USA? Why would

0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:36.840
<v Speaker 2>you cheer? It's in America so cold. They lost to Italy.

0:23:37.040 --> 0:23:39.960
<v Speaker 3>Their dumbass manager like, at one point, so, oh, yeah,

0:23:40.000 --> 0:23:41.680
<v Speaker 3>we're good, we should be good in this pool.

0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:43.320
<v Speaker 1>Well then they found out that they had to win

0:23:43.359 --> 0:23:45.880
<v Speaker 1>by a certain run total and they almost didn't even

0:23:45.880 --> 0:23:48.200
<v Speaker 1>make it. I mean, it's been a disaster.

0:23:48.440 --> 0:23:51.760
<v Speaker 3>Bro I would have put whole pile of chips on

0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:53.720
<v Speaker 3>Venezuela plus two twenty.

0:23:54.119 --> 0:23:57.760
<v Speaker 2>He literally said, hey, man, I'm gonna play some other

0:23:57.760 --> 0:24:02.439
<v Speaker 2>players since we already advanced. Actually, you lost to Italy,

0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:05.240
<v Speaker 2>so you hadn't advanced. You needed in Mexico to beat

0:24:05.280 --> 0:24:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Italy or Italy. I mean, it was a random ass thing.

0:24:08.640 --> 0:24:10.000
<v Speaker 1>But didn't he say they're.

0:24:09.800 --> 0:24:12.240
<v Speaker 3>Out drinking too, because all the guys are having a

0:24:12.240 --> 0:24:14.200
<v Speaker 3>good time drinking beers with the boys.

0:24:14.560 --> 0:24:16.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, it's tough when you don't really know the

0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:17.760
<v Speaker 2>rules of the tournament.

0:24:17.800 --> 0:24:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Man.

0:24:18.119 --> 0:24:20.480
<v Speaker 2>But I will say I love the one game playoff,

0:24:20.520 --> 0:24:22.800
<v Speaker 2>Like it's sort of like March Madness. It's one game.

0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:26.840
<v Speaker 2>If you played a series, would the USA probably beat Venezuela.

0:24:27.000 --> 0:24:29.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know if I say that right, Venezuela,

0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:31.960
<v Speaker 2>that's a tough word, and yes, but the one game

0:24:31.960 --> 0:24:33.120
<v Speaker 2>playoff is a lot of fun.

0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, a lot of fun Venezuela, South America, I think so. Secondarily,

0:24:38.320 --> 0:24:42.040
<v Speaker 1>the World Baseball Classic, are they using abs? What is

0:24:42.080 --> 0:24:44.040
<v Speaker 1>that the pitch thing where they say if it's a

0:24:44.040 --> 0:24:46.359
<v Speaker 1>striker ball? Well, they have umpires right, but they're not

0:24:46.520 --> 0:24:49.560
<v Speaker 1>challenging it. No, because during Major League Baseball they're gonna

0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:50.280
<v Speaker 1>be able to challenge.

0:24:50.320 --> 0:24:53.000
<v Speaker 2>This year, it's gonna get really annoying road fast me.

0:24:53.280 --> 0:24:55.000
<v Speaker 1>And if they get it right, they keep their.

0:24:55.080 --> 0:24:57.240
<v Speaker 2>Challenging, it's gonna get really annoying, really fast.

0:24:57.240 --> 0:24:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh me and Justin already called it. It's gonna be

0:24:58.880 --> 0:24:59.360
<v Speaker 1>a disaster.

0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we're gonn to challenge like seven hundred pitches.

0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:03.280
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be so annoying.

0:25:03.400 --> 0:25:06.280
<v Speaker 2>Like I understand, Like I get that these hitters are

0:25:06.440 --> 0:25:09.399
<v Speaker 2>very like they are really good at telling the strike zone.

0:25:09.720 --> 0:25:13.200
<v Speaker 2>They can really tell by a millimeter when it's off

0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:16.359
<v Speaker 2>most of the time. But do I need them raising

0:25:16.400 --> 0:25:20.040
<v Speaker 2>their hand every at bat challenging balls and strikes.

0:25:20.520 --> 0:25:20.600
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:25:21.640 --> 0:25:25.159
<v Speaker 2>It sucks that umpires miss calls, but that is the

0:25:25.280 --> 0:25:28.000
<v Speaker 2>nature of the game. All these replays are getting so

0:25:28.160 --> 0:25:32.639
<v Speaker 2>they take so long. It just makes the game so

0:25:32.680 --> 0:25:34.399
<v Speaker 2>annoying in basketball.

0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:36.520
<v Speaker 1>And basketball are we even getting a good view of it?

0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Whose finger at him before it went out of balance?

0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Well Brazil? Here you can see his hand goes over

0:25:43.400 --> 0:25:47.000
<v Speaker 1>top and then it does graze the other player's hands.

0:25:47.000 --> 0:25:50.520
<v Speaker 1>But did Brazil have the final fingertip? Guys, the cameras

0:25:50.560 --> 0:25:52.600
<v Speaker 1>are like two d Can we at least get him

0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:53.320
<v Speaker 1>into four game?

0:25:54.600 --> 0:25:58.520
<v Speaker 2>It is like we are going into millimeters. Like if

0:25:58.560 --> 0:26:02.679
<v Speaker 2>you see his and push, okay, just call it off him?

0:26:02.760 --> 0:26:04.840
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean. I understand the nick of

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:08.119
<v Speaker 2>his finger, but you can't. I don't know. It drives

0:26:08.160 --> 0:26:10.800
<v Speaker 2>me nuts and basketball and if it's not clear and obvious,

0:26:10.960 --> 0:26:13.560
<v Speaker 2>let's move on. Sometimes they sit there and review crap

0:26:13.880 --> 0:26:16.920
<v Speaker 2>for three minutes and it's like, guys, it's supposed to

0:26:16.960 --> 0:26:19.240
<v Speaker 2>be clear and obvious. If you don't see it in

0:26:19.280 --> 0:26:20.680
<v Speaker 2>the first two takes.

0:26:20.680 --> 0:26:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Move on. Well, I told you I worked facilities. I mean,

0:26:23.520 --> 0:26:26.600
<v Speaker 1>they're not great with it. I remember, oh Adam Alonzo

0:26:26.880 --> 0:26:31.360
<v Speaker 1>dude was amazing, broken English, absolute pimp. But they designed

0:26:31.520 --> 0:26:33.399
<v Speaker 1>the system to where they're gonna have the computer and

0:26:33.400 --> 0:26:35.520
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna be able to start reviewing stuff. Dude, was

0:26:35.560 --> 0:26:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Texas State ahead of their time. We used to review plays.

0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:40.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, so he had the modesty.

0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:42.679
<v Speaker 2>Guys are advanced, but bro, all.

0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:45.760
<v Speaker 3>We had done put up flags, put up chairs, put

0:26:45.760 --> 0:26:49.040
<v Speaker 3>some cushions on chairs, A couple folding chairs called today.

0:26:49.320 --> 0:26:51.439
<v Speaker 1>Then they had Adam Alonzo. They're like, dude, you're in

0:26:51.560 --> 0:26:55.560
<v Speaker 1>charge of the replay system. So he's clicking on the

0:26:55.640 --> 0:27:00.199
<v Speaker 1>mouse trying to play it for the umps or the revs.

0:27:00.000 --> 0:27:03.680
<v Speaker 1>He so slow. We're like, guys, guys, let's just keep

0:27:03.720 --> 0:27:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Adam doing facility. He was never wanted this job to

0:27:07.000 --> 0:27:08.320
<v Speaker 1>be where he's gonna be clicking out. I mean, he

0:27:08.359 --> 0:27:09.119
<v Speaker 1>was so slow.

0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and maybe that's the problem. Maybe the internet connection

0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:14.439
<v Speaker 2>goes out. I don't know why, but it takes forever.

0:27:15.080 --> 0:27:18.879
<v Speaker 2>It is so frustrating. But hey, man, listen, World Baseball Classic.

0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Well done.

0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:21.800
<v Speaker 2>Because I used to not give two craps about the

0:27:21.800 --> 0:27:25.919
<v Speaker 2>World Baseball Classic. But now the stars play, everybody seems

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:29.360
<v Speaker 2>to really care. The USA looks devastated last night where

0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:33.400
<v Speaker 2>they lost, they looked sad, they looked miserable, and some

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:35.680
<v Speaker 2>people were saying, oh my gosh, if I win, it'll

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:38.120
<v Speaker 2>mean more than a World Series. I was like, now

0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:41.600
<v Speaker 2>that may be a little crazy. Maybe that's a little crazy,

0:27:41.680 --> 0:27:44.680
<v Speaker 2>but maybe it's gotten to that level so entertaining.

0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, they're represented. It be like you represent your family, man.

0:27:48.200 --> 0:27:50.280
<v Speaker 2>But here's the problem. And then I saw on Facebook

0:27:50.280 --> 0:27:51.919
<v Speaker 2>Callaway was cheering for Venezuela.

0:27:52.800 --> 0:27:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Like what, Callaway, you're the guy we want to root for.

0:27:57.960 --> 0:28:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Man, Yeah, we're the one your back, USA rally behind you.

0:28:02.880 --> 0:28:05.240
<v Speaker 1>That's it. I'm changing all of our socials back to

0:28:05.280 --> 0:28:08.960
<v Speaker 1>sore losers. Yeah, it's been Calloway's face for the last year.

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:12.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he said, because Acunya is from Venezuela and that's

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:14.920
<v Speaker 2>his favorite player that he had to cheer for Venezuela.

0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:15.840
<v Speaker 1>Is he really?

0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:17.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:28:17.240 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 1>And also Dominican Republic as great as they are at

0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 1>baseball and everything. I've been there partying on vacations. Never

0:28:23.119 --> 0:28:24.360
<v Speaker 1>see kids playing baseball.

0:28:24.840 --> 0:28:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Huh, Maybe you don't go to the small towns man, right,

0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:30.240
<v Speaker 2>kind of like those daycares. They were saying that last

0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:32.960
<v Speaker 2>night where Acuna is from. I think it was a

0:28:33.080 --> 0:28:39.240
<v Speaker 2>Cunya and some other guy named uh Garcia. They're from

0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:42.000
<v Speaker 2>the same little village about ten thousand people. There's no

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:43.680
<v Speaker 2>roads to get there. You got to take an all

0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:46.320
<v Speaker 2>terrain vehicle or an off roading vehicle to get there.

0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:50.280
<v Speaker 2>They produced like twenty major leaguers from that little village.

0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:53.400
<v Speaker 1>And that makes sense because we never lest the resort.

0:28:55.400 --> 0:28:57.640
<v Speaker 2>No wonder you didn't see baseball being played, dude, they

0:28:57.640 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 2>didn't have it on the beaches.

0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:01.600
<v Speaker 1>All the rich Americans weren't playing it.

0:29:04.400 --> 0:29:06.720
<v Speaker 2>All the drunk retired Americans.

0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:08.240
<v Speaker 1>They were playing splash ball.

0:29:08.440 --> 0:29:11.680
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's crazy, man. They were playing drink the corona.

0:29:12.080 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 1>They were playing dizzy bat, not baseball.

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Did you guys have an obstacle that you had to

0:29:17.040 --> 0:29:17.560
<v Speaker 2>come up with?

0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Hey, guys, you got two hours. Can you come up

0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:23.640
<v Speaker 1>with an obstacle course for a thousand drunk top shelf

0:29:23.840 --> 0:29:26.960
<v Speaker 1>cruise people without any supplies in the next two hours?

0:29:27.160 --> 0:29:29.000
<v Speaker 1>And we don't let me think about it.

0:29:29.240 --> 0:29:31.120
<v Speaker 2>No, and we don't have any We don't want anybody

0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:33.560
<v Speaker 2>to get hurt. And we've been playing this for a year,

0:29:33.600 --> 0:29:35.680
<v Speaker 2>but we decided we would leave this to you guys.

0:29:36.120 --> 0:29:37.520
<v Speaker 2>As we're driving to the beach.

0:29:39.080 --> 0:29:39.960
<v Speaker 1>And I go, I go.

0:29:40.080 --> 0:29:42.120
<v Speaker 3>I was like then, trying to help you know, I

0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:45.200
<v Speaker 3>always try to have a positive outset, mindset, and I go, well,

0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:46.480
<v Speaker 3>I mean there's that shovel there.

0:29:46.520 --> 0:29:48.520
<v Speaker 1>They can spin around that. And either you said.

0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:51.240
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no no. The worker said, well that

0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:53.280
<v Speaker 2>shovels sharp, okay, like.

0:29:53.200 --> 0:29:54.440
<v Speaker 1>They would cut their foot on.

0:29:54.600 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I don't have any supplies, and he's like,

0:29:57.000 --> 0:29:59.360
<v Speaker 3>towards the bottom of the shovel, it's really sharp.

0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:03.320
<v Speaker 1>You would risk somebody cutting their foot. Well, then why

0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:04.880
<v Speaker 1>are we putting this on?

0:30:05.960 --> 0:30:10.320
<v Speaker 3>We're some foam dongles or maybe a beach ball, Like

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:12.520
<v Speaker 3>where is any of that stuff?

0:30:12.760 --> 0:30:15.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, guys get in the water and swim to Nasau

0:30:15.400 --> 0:30:17.600
<v Speaker 2>and back and winner gets gets a prize. I mean,

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:19.840
<v Speaker 2>what was the prize? Was there a prize? Even? Like,

0:30:19.880 --> 0:30:20.520
<v Speaker 2>what are we doing?

0:30:20.920 --> 0:30:25.120
<v Speaker 3>Get on the megaphone, a, does any guys want to

0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:26.240
<v Speaker 3>do this relay race?

0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Two drunk chicks step forward and did, and then they're like, okay,

0:30:29.720 --> 0:30:33.240
<v Speaker 1>we're canceling. Nobody else volunteered to play. Oh really, we

0:30:33.320 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 1>told you that twenty minutes ago.

0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but we did. I mean, I'm gonna tell you

0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:38.880
<v Speaker 2>when I think I think Morgan. I think she was

0:30:38.920 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 2>frustrated too. I don't ever see Morgan get frustrated. Maybe

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 2>I do every day, but that last day. I mean

0:30:45.360 --> 0:30:50.240
<v Speaker 2>she drank her frustration away. She got so hammered. Oh yeah,

0:30:50.560 --> 0:30:52.360
<v Speaker 2>so hammered. Do you have the clip? I'd like to

0:30:52.360 --> 0:30:54.560
<v Speaker 2>hear how hammered she was because she was supposed to

0:30:54.600 --> 0:30:58.000
<v Speaker 2>host the blackjack final with me. There was a tournament

0:30:58.000 --> 0:31:01.400
<v Speaker 2>and she came to the final and she so sauced

0:31:02.080 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 2>that she couldn't even play her hands. So Mario had

0:31:07.240 --> 0:31:10.440
<v Speaker 2>to step in for her. And this is Morgan at

0:31:10.440 --> 0:31:29.520
<v Speaker 2>the blackjack That was bad Audio who gave me? And

0:31:29.600 --> 0:31:33.400
<v Speaker 2>let me tell you. Two hours later, uh, maybe three

0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:37.120
<v Speaker 2>hours maybe four hours later, Morgan goes, hey, we got

0:31:37.120 --> 0:31:39.680
<v Speaker 2>to do the did we ever get a blackjack winner?

0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:42.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what do you mean? She goes, I don't

0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:45.800
<v Speaker 2>think I went to the blackjack tournament. She didn't even

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:48.280
<v Speaker 2>remember being there. She had no idea that we did

0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:49.120
<v Speaker 2>the blackjack final.

0:31:49.200 --> 0:31:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Man, I'm not gonna knock her. Because two days after,

0:31:51.840 --> 0:31:54.360
<v Speaker 1>we were in Key West on the golf cart. I said, hey, guys,

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:59.400
<v Speaker 1>did we ever turn in the golf cart? No recollection

0:31:59.480 --> 0:31:59.680
<v Speaker 1>of it?

0:31:59.760 --> 0:32:02.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I asked, I said, hey, guys, did we ever

0:32:02.200 --> 0:32:07.000
<v Speaker 2>go to Nassau? Really weird man? Did Keith Urban ever

0:32:07.080 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 2>play a show man? I don't remember. Yeah, oh no,

0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:10.960
<v Speaker 2>I went to bed.

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 1>That's right.

0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:12.440
<v Speaker 2>No, I watched it well.

0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:16.160
<v Speaker 1>And then also Amy was on her sober journey or something.

0:32:16.240 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 2>She went on a sober journey.

0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Well it was I believe, night one, and they're stressing

0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:22.880
<v Speaker 1>her out. They go, okay, we need you raging idiots

0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:26.400
<v Speaker 1>thirty minutes ahead of time. Will you be there? She's like, uh, baser,

0:32:26.440 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 1>what what is that Martine? You drinking latch at? I'll

0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:33.560
<v Speaker 1>take two because she was already getting hustled and russ

0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:36.080
<v Speaker 1>over nothing like she hadn't even eaten her dinner or

0:32:36.120 --> 0:32:40.120
<v Speaker 1>iceberg salad and uh piece of square of bread.

0:32:40.080 --> 0:32:44.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and one like one piece of kale. That's interesting. Yeah,

0:32:44.080 --> 0:32:46.120
<v Speaker 2>But I mean the fact that they wanted is there

0:32:46.160 --> 0:32:48.960
<v Speaker 2>thirty minutes early to stand there, like, why all we're

0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:52.080
<v Speaker 2>doing is introducing someone. It takes three minutes to get there,

0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:54.160
<v Speaker 2>get on stage, say it, get off. We don't need

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:55.080
<v Speaker 2>to be at thirty minutes.

0:32:55.160 --> 0:32:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Well I appreciated it one time because I got to

0:32:57.040 --> 0:33:00.040
<v Speaker 1>meet Britney Kellogg. Oh that's cool, and she goes, I

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:01.680
<v Speaker 1>have the same call times as you. So we sat

0:33:01.720 --> 0:33:04.280
<v Speaker 1>there for thirty minutes. Her dude looked like Jay Cutler.

0:33:04.480 --> 0:33:05.600
<v Speaker 2>I remember you talking to that guy.

0:33:05.640 --> 0:33:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Wrapped out with him too for thirty minutes, got to

0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:08.520
<v Speaker 1>know him. They're great.

0:33:08.600 --> 0:33:10.800
<v Speaker 2>Did you guys, Have you guys made plans in town?

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:13.120
<v Speaker 1>No, but we started following her, like she does funny

0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:15.760
<v Speaker 1>instagrams where she rips on people that rip on her.

0:33:15.840 --> 0:33:18.200
<v Speaker 1>So she'd be like, it's take out the trash Tuesday,

0:33:18.480 --> 0:33:20.720
<v Speaker 1>and it'll be like some person that's not ugly or

0:33:20.800 --> 0:33:22.800
<v Speaker 1>that's ugly and making fun of her, and she's like,

0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:24.960
<v Speaker 1>look at you with you get faced in your big

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:27.920
<v Speaker 1>old hine. Look at me because I'm hot. I'm hot.

0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:30.000
<v Speaker 1>It's like, I'm just making up the song.

0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:32.320
<v Speaker 2>I think you guys should do a double date dinner.

0:33:32.480 --> 0:33:34.360
<v Speaker 1>But she was cool, and she's like, oh, I can't

0:33:34.440 --> 0:33:38.360
<v Speaker 1>drink before I say. She goes, but well, don't give

0:33:38.440 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 1>us a day off. Oh I think when they went

0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:46.120
<v Speaker 1>through was it Bahamas or Amiti? I think they got it.

0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's good man, and don't let loose on the

0:33:51.120 --> 0:33:52.080
<v Speaker 2>cruise every once in a while.

0:33:52.120 --> 0:33:55.520
<v Speaker 1>And then the dudes they couldn't do shots before. It's

0:33:55.680 --> 0:34:01.800
<v Speaker 1>the second they got off stage shot time. So I'm

0:34:01.840 --> 0:34:03.200
<v Speaker 1>glad I was there thirty minutes for that.

0:34:04.280 --> 0:34:06.200
<v Speaker 2>He made a new friend and we're gonna take a break.

0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:08.719
<v Speaker 2>We're right back. Ray.

0:34:08.920 --> 0:34:13.240
<v Speaker 1>Was she the girl long legs, big old shelf?

0:34:13.600 --> 0:34:15.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't think I met her. Maybe, but

0:34:15.440 --> 0:34:16.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you this.

0:34:16.520 --> 0:34:18.839
<v Speaker 1>She's from one of the idols or voice or something

0:34:18.880 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 1>like that.

0:34:19.120 --> 0:34:23.320
<v Speaker 2>She was big. I gotta say man, Tomorrow and Friday,

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:27.400
<v Speaker 2>I cannot wait to watch basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball, basketball.

0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:30.839
<v Speaker 1>And that's why we're not doing the podcast. What oh,

0:34:30.840 --> 0:34:32.000
<v Speaker 1>I thought, this is what you're gonna say.

0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 2>No, I think we'll still do the podcast on Friday

0:34:34.640 --> 0:34:36.520
<v Speaker 2>because people are gonna want to hear our reaction to

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:39.719
<v Speaker 2>the games on Thursday. But here's the problem. We work

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:43.239
<v Speaker 2>with a guy that I'm starting to think that has

0:34:43.320 --> 0:34:47.600
<v Speaker 2>no idea what's going on in this world. The under guy. No,

0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:52.520
<v Speaker 2>his name is Scuba Steve. I don't think he understands

0:34:53.000 --> 0:34:56.719
<v Speaker 2>what this Thursday and Friday means to America. To the

0:34:57.000 --> 0:35:02.399
<v Speaker 2>you know guy that loves Spoor. It's the good old American,

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:06.760
<v Speaker 2>the good old guy that's filling out a bracket. Because

0:35:06.800 --> 0:35:10.960
<v Speaker 2>I got a text from Scuba says yo, I'm like yo,

0:35:12.120 --> 0:35:15.440
<v Speaker 2>And then a link comes through and I click on the.

0:35:15.400 --> 0:35:19.080
<v Speaker 1>Link women's bracket, and it is.

0:35:19.040 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 2>An invitation to his son's eighth birthday Friday night at

0:35:27.360 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 2>six o'clock. Hard Pass like, what are we doing?

0:35:33.560 --> 0:35:35.919
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't go to my own kid's eighth birthday during

0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:36.919
<v Speaker 1>March Madness.

0:35:37.239 --> 0:35:40.600
<v Speaker 2>I looked at it and I was like, Okay, how

0:35:40.640 --> 0:35:43.760
<v Speaker 2>are we going to handle this? How are we going

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:48.359
<v Speaker 2>to tell Scuba that this tournament, this thing called March

0:35:48.480 --> 0:35:53.360
<v Speaker 2>Madness is happening Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and it's going

0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:55.480
<v Speaker 2>to be amazing. And the first two days are the

0:35:55.520 --> 0:35:58.879
<v Speaker 2>best two days. Saturday and Sunday are good, but they're

0:35:58.880 --> 0:36:01.680
<v Speaker 2>not as good as Thursday. And and you schedule a

0:36:01.719 --> 0:36:10.000
<v Speaker 2>birthday party on opening weekend at six o'clock. And I

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:14.440
<v Speaker 2>look at my son and I say, baby Box, so

0:36:15.080 --> 0:36:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Scuba's kids having a birthday Friday at six and I

0:36:19.160 --> 0:36:22.359
<v Speaker 2>tell him the place. I said, are you sure? Well?

0:36:22.360 --> 0:36:25.000
<v Speaker 2>What do you want to do? I said, we got

0:36:25.040 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 2>March Madness, and we got the birthday party. And you

0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:32.040
<v Speaker 2>know what, baby Box said, the madness. He looked at

0:36:32.080 --> 0:36:34.799
<v Speaker 2>me and goes, Dad, I can't wait to go to

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:35.680
<v Speaker 2>the birthday party.

0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:38.200
<v Speaker 1>What the that ain't your kid?

0:36:38.880 --> 0:36:43.440
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like you have got to be kidding me, serious, clerk. Okay,

0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:45.439
<v Speaker 2>the birthday party six to eight.

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:46.360
<v Speaker 1>Cool.

0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 2>The rest of the weekend, I'll be able to watch basketball.

0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:51.600
<v Speaker 1>All day long.

0:36:52.719 --> 0:36:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Wrong, we have a t ball game, a coach bitch game,

0:36:58.480 --> 0:37:01.920
<v Speaker 2>another coach bitch game. Oh, three kids have baseball games

0:37:01.960 --> 0:37:06.840
<v Speaker 2>on Saturday. All right, that's cool, that's cool. Sunday Sunday,

0:37:06.840 --> 0:37:09.319
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna watch all day. We're gonna watch all day.

0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Baby Box two has baseball practice at eleven. There is

0:37:16.080 --> 0:37:17.200
<v Speaker 2>a birthday party.

0:37:18.400 --> 0:37:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

0:37:18.880 --> 0:37:22.879
<v Speaker 2>Then there is t ball practice at four, and there's

0:37:22.920 --> 0:37:28.800
<v Speaker 2>also another birthday party. We have three birthday parties, three

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:34.680
<v Speaker 2>baseball games, two practices all this weekend. So as much

0:37:34.719 --> 0:37:37.960
<v Speaker 2>as I am over the moon excited for this, I

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:42.520
<v Speaker 2>would have loved Thursday and Friday to be uninterrupted bull crap.

0:37:43.360 --> 0:37:47.840
<v Speaker 2>But Scuba Steve decides to throw a curveball and plan

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:52.759
<v Speaker 2>a birthday party on Friday night, and it wouldn't matter

0:37:52.800 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 2>either way. Birthday party, you know, a birthday party? You

0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 2>know why? It's got a text yesterday from family in

0:37:59.200 --> 0:38:01.880
<v Speaker 2>the neighborhood. There's two other families we always get together

0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:08.000
<v Speaker 2>with and have family gatherings and barbecues. And the one

0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:10.680
<v Speaker 2>family's like, hey, you guys want to cook out on

0:38:11.040 --> 0:38:15.759
<v Speaker 2>Saturday in our backyard or Friday in our backyard? And

0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:18.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, do you guys not know what March madness is?

0:38:19.840 --> 0:38:21.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we're already going to a birthday party, so

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:24.239
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter. But there's another set of people that

0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:26.920
<v Speaker 2>don't give a crap about March madness, like who am

0:38:26.960 --> 0:38:29.920
<v Speaker 2>I hanging out with? Where has my life gone wrong?

0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Wild? Eight years ago, Baser beats cancer, Scuba gives birth

0:38:34.600 --> 0:38:38.279
<v Speaker 1>to a kid that is crazy, same celebration and birth year.

0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:41.319
<v Speaker 1>Also with the March madness guys, it's the four days.

0:38:41.360 --> 0:38:43.880
<v Speaker 1>I get there's another weekend, but this first weekend of

0:38:43.880 --> 0:38:47.120
<v Speaker 1>four days, you don't shower. You're just ordering door Dash.

0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:48.880
<v Speaker 1>Back in the day, we didn't have that. It was pizzas.

0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Now I get it.

0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:52.560
<v Speaker 3>You got food door Dash, you got Uber Each, you

0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:57.359
<v Speaker 3>got lyft Eats, you got your Premiere Food is by Us,

0:38:57.640 --> 0:39:00.520
<v Speaker 3>stuff like that and gold Belly for the rich folk,

0:39:00.719 --> 0:39:02.040
<v Speaker 3>Blake Shelton Bones.

0:39:02.680 --> 0:39:05.640
<v Speaker 1>So what I'm saying is, you don't leave your house.

0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:11.439
<v Speaker 1>Baser understands this. You don't shower, you look like Hell

0:39:11.600 --> 0:39:15.879
<v Speaker 1>warmed over for about three of the days. Unfortunately, you're

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:18.040
<v Speaker 1>not going You're not going to church. It's gonna it

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:22.200
<v Speaker 1>has to get skipped. You can go online, but the

0:39:22.960 --> 0:39:25.080
<v Speaker 1>cat's gonna be me owing because it's litters getting a

0:39:25.080 --> 0:39:28.480
<v Speaker 1>little too high. Maybe got out of water. But it

0:39:28.600 --> 0:39:30.480
<v Speaker 1>is a time to get a thirty rack. Now that

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:34.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm an adult, try to polish that puppy off. In four days.

0:39:34.440 --> 0:39:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Baser gets not a box of wine, she gets one

0:39:38.160 --> 0:39:41.200
<v Speaker 1>of those mini kegs of wine and puts it down,

0:39:41.480 --> 0:39:46.520
<v Speaker 1>and you watch from one game on Thursday to a

0:39:46.560 --> 0:39:50.080
<v Speaker 1>game on Sunday, unabridged. That is all that's on the TVs.

0:39:50.120 --> 0:39:52.800
<v Speaker 1>And I got seven of them. They'll all be broadcasting

0:39:52.840 --> 0:39:55.920
<v Speaker 1>every game. My third note, if I didn't have a second,

0:39:55.920 --> 0:39:58.680
<v Speaker 1>who cares? My third note? Guys, this is the time

0:39:58.719 --> 0:40:02.400
<v Speaker 1>I suggest don't gam do a bracket. But what the

0:40:02.520 --> 0:40:06.680
<v Speaker 1>gambling will do is it'll remove the joy of those upsets.

0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:09.440
<v Speaker 1>You are going to have a kid like joy as

0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:12.960
<v Speaker 1>an adult, as a forty year old, If an upset happens,

0:40:13.200 --> 0:40:17.080
<v Speaker 1>you're watching it no money on it, you will scream

0:40:17.120 --> 0:40:20.239
<v Speaker 1>like you've never squealed before, all because you didn't have

0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:23.160
<v Speaker 1>money on it. The money robs you have that feeling

0:40:23.280 --> 0:40:26.480
<v Speaker 1>gamble if you want. That's just my advice. My fourth thing,

0:40:27.320 --> 0:40:30.439
<v Speaker 1>statistical season. I just did the research in about ten

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:34.640
<v Speaker 1>seconds for Jennifer Brownlee. Typically teams that are leading in

0:40:34.680 --> 0:40:38.720
<v Speaker 1>categories team categories win the championship last year Florida. Florida's

0:40:38.719 --> 0:40:40.680
<v Speaker 1>not gonna win it this year. It's happened once and

0:40:40.719 --> 0:40:43.719
<v Speaker 1>that was like twenty years ago. Maybe multiple times, but

0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:46.480
<v Speaker 1>in our lifetime it's happened like once. Actually it's happened

0:40:46.480 --> 0:40:48.319
<v Speaker 1>a lot of times, but Florida. The last time they

0:40:48.320 --> 0:40:51.480
<v Speaker 1>did it was in our lifetime. It's very difficult for

0:40:51.560 --> 0:40:55.080
<v Speaker 1>them to do that again. It's not Florida. Statistically speaking,

0:40:55.160 --> 0:40:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Arizona and Duke are the statistical leaders. You got point

0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:04.120
<v Speaker 1>differential defense, phenomenal teams. There's a lot of crappers up there,

0:41:04.120 --> 0:41:06.400
<v Speaker 1>like Miami o Ohio is a statistical leader.

0:41:06.960 --> 0:41:08.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they're in the playing game.

0:41:08.719 --> 0:41:11.120
<v Speaker 1>They should be in a they should be in honestly,

0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:14.080
<v Speaker 1>a Yugoslavian tournament. They probably shouldn't be in this one.

0:41:14.280 --> 0:41:16.440
<v Speaker 1>So let me just say this, it's gonna be Arizona

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:18.600
<v Speaker 1>or Duke. I don't know which one. Good luck there

0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:22.000
<v Speaker 1>is your statistical this isn't over to you, coach. Sorry

0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:23.760
<v Speaker 1>it takes so long, I'll hang up and listen.

0:41:23.960 --> 0:41:26.719
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean I really appreciate that. I appreciate the

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:31.560
<v Speaker 2>breakdown and the joy of the bracket and clicking on

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:33.560
<v Speaker 2>those things. And when you pick an upset and it

0:41:33.600 --> 0:41:36.279
<v Speaker 2>does come to fruition, it's like you feel like you're

0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:39.680
<v Speaker 2>the greatest person on the earth. But then it's really

0:41:39.719 --> 0:41:42.960
<v Speaker 2>devastating when your your team loses and you get they

0:41:42.960 --> 0:41:45.320
<v Speaker 2>get upset your pick to go far in the bracket

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:49.120
<v Speaker 2>and you just see ba ba ba, the X marks

0:41:49.120 --> 0:41:52.200
<v Speaker 2>the spot and you go one bracket. Don't be doing

0:41:52.239 --> 0:41:56.480
<v Speaker 2>this variation crap. Believe in your picks, Believe in yourself,

0:41:57.080 --> 0:42:00.399
<v Speaker 2>Believe in what you believe, believe in that matter when

0:42:00.440 --> 0:42:03.480
<v Speaker 2>you click on it, believe that is the way to go.

0:42:03.960 --> 0:42:08.319
<v Speaker 2>Because here's the thing. If you have multiple brackets, no

0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:10.239
<v Speaker 2>matter what, you're gonna be cheering for every team, and

0:42:10.280 --> 0:42:12.080
<v Speaker 2>so whoever loses, you're like, oh sor right, I got

0:42:12.120 --> 0:42:15.480
<v Speaker 2>him in a different bracket. You need to feel the

0:42:15.600 --> 0:42:18.920
<v Speaker 2>joy of a win and the pain of a loss.

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:22.720
<v Speaker 2>The pain of a loss, yes, it sucks your bracket

0:42:22.719 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 2>gets busted sometimes, but to know that you went all

0:42:26.640 --> 0:42:30.920
<v Speaker 2>in that you had guts. That is what March madness

0:42:31.040 --> 0:42:35.279
<v Speaker 2>is all about. To see your picks advanced, to see

0:42:35.320 --> 0:42:38.160
<v Speaker 2>your picks get knocked off, and the devastation that you

0:42:38.200 --> 0:42:40.880
<v Speaker 2>have to wait three hundred and sixty five more days

0:42:41.320 --> 0:42:45.319
<v Speaker 2>to fill out another bracket to have another chance. That

0:42:45.560 --> 0:42:49.400
<v Speaker 2>is what we do this for. So sit back, relax,

0:42:50.480 --> 0:42:52.400
<v Speaker 2>and you ain't gonna relax because you're gonna be screaming

0:42:52.440 --> 0:42:58.360
<v Speaker 2>at the TV and enjoy the beauty that is March madness.

0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:04.480
<v Speaker 2>One shining man, you reach four a beer. This the

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:07.879
<v Speaker 2>ball is tipped. We can't play it. Well, we'll take

0:43:07.880 --> 0:43:09.200
<v Speaker 2>a break, then we'll be right back.

0:43:11.320 --> 0:43:14.279
<v Speaker 1>Baser goes, did you look at my bracket? Because I

0:43:14.280 --> 0:43:16.800
<v Speaker 1>believe we're doing family My parents are traveling the country.

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:19.000
<v Speaker 1>No way they're able to figure out brackets on their

0:43:19.040 --> 0:43:21.480
<v Speaker 1>phones in a different location. So it's probably just me

0:43:21.520 --> 0:43:24.120
<v Speaker 1>boom or me muff Baser zero dollars on it, but

0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:27.200
<v Speaker 1>pride I usually win. Baser, her bracket was sitting out

0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:29.520
<v Speaker 1>on the table. Did you look at it? No, I

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:31.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't look at a Beazer. I did see you out Tennessee.

0:43:31.719 --> 0:43:33.319
<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell her that. I'm like, no, I didn't

0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:35.240
<v Speaker 1>see it. Seriously, did you see my bracket?

0:43:35.320 --> 0:43:35.480
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:43:35.520 --> 0:43:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I didn't see it. But like she had Tennessee winning

0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:41.120
<v Speaker 1>at all, Baser, I'm not copying on.

0:43:41.600 --> 0:43:45.600
<v Speaker 3>But she always goes with hometown hero.

0:43:45.760 --> 0:43:47.759
<v Speaker 1>She'll usually pick to win it, and then if the

0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:50.680
<v Speaker 1>team has an animal she likes, yeah, she picks that one.

0:43:50.840 --> 0:43:53.400
<v Speaker 2>My mom, she usually goes with the Catholic schools, like

0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:56.919
<v Speaker 2>if Notre Dame's in or something like that, or Exam Baptist, Yeah, oh,

0:43:57.040 --> 0:43:59.800
<v Speaker 2>she'll probably go. Yeah, any church school she'll probably go

0:43:59.840 --> 0:44:02.479
<v Speaker 2>with that. Not sure gonna be her strategy this year.

0:44:02.960 --> 0:44:06.160
<v Speaker 2>But my dad has been trying to call No teeth

0:44:06.239 --> 0:44:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Keith kid and he hadn't been answering. And I talked

0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:12.560
<v Speaker 2>to my dad and he goes, Oh, the bracket comes out,

0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:15.520
<v Speaker 2>and guess what, Keith calls me three times?

0:44:15.920 --> 0:44:16.240
<v Speaker 1>Kid?

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:18.440
<v Speaker 2>Am I gonna be able to get in on the bracket?

0:44:19.080 --> 0:44:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Kid?

0:44:19.640 --> 0:44:23.239
<v Speaker 2>Is the bracket gonna still be going on? Kid? I

0:44:23.360 --> 0:44:26.040
<v Speaker 2>just I don't have access to the computer, so I'm

0:44:26.080 --> 0:44:29.960
<v Speaker 2>gonna need to fill out a paper bracket. And my

0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:32.319
<v Speaker 2>dad tells him, oh, we already know we got North

0:44:32.320 --> 0:44:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Carolina down for you as the national champion, and he goes, kid,

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't think we're gonna win it this year. Kid,

0:44:38.320 --> 0:44:41.440
<v Speaker 2>But that kid hurt and so he's like, but so

0:44:41.480 --> 0:44:45.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna pick North Carolina. And my dad's like, okay, well,

0:44:45.280 --> 0:44:48.800
<v Speaker 2>what we'll do is batter's box and I batter's box.

0:44:50.680 --> 0:44:52.680
<v Speaker 2>What if everybody that's a batter's box here with this?

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:55.440
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna drive up to where you're living. You know,

0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:58.080
<v Speaker 2>he's living about forty five minutes outside Austin. He's like,

0:44:58.120 --> 0:45:00.279
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna come up, come to you. We'll go to

0:45:00.360 --> 0:45:03.080
<v Speaker 2>lunch and we'll help you fill out a paper bracket

0:45:03.360 --> 0:45:07.080
<v Speaker 2>and then we'll enter it in on the computer and

0:45:07.360 --> 0:45:11.200
<v Speaker 2>that way you're in the bracket. Oh kid, would you

0:45:11.320 --> 0:45:13.040
<v Speaker 2>really do that? Kid?

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:15.520
<v Speaker 3>I have Jem and I making my picks this year.

0:45:15.560 --> 0:45:19.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna do the poster boards. That's beautiful, kid,

0:45:19.040 --> 0:45:21.560
<v Speaker 3>I really appreciate that. And my dad's like, well, who

0:45:21.560 --> 0:45:25.400
<v Speaker 3>do he got winning at all? And Keith goes, I

0:45:25.440 --> 0:45:30.240
<v Speaker 3>can't tell you that, and it goes why he goes,

0:45:31.000 --> 0:45:34.440
<v Speaker 3>because then you'll know who my picks are. The Idaho

0:45:34.560 --> 0:45:37.359
<v Speaker 3>vandals kid in their turnover percentage, And.

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:40.759
<v Speaker 2>My dad goes, Keith, I'm going to come to you

0:45:41.320 --> 0:45:43.440
<v Speaker 2>and fill out a paper bracket and then I'm going

0:45:43.520 --> 0:45:45.600
<v Speaker 2>to go in and entering it in the computer. So

0:45:45.760 --> 0:45:47.880
<v Speaker 2>what difference does it make if you tell me who

0:45:47.960 --> 0:45:51.080
<v Speaker 2>your national champ is? I'm gonna know either way. Do

0:45:51.200 --> 0:45:54.320
<v Speaker 2>you really think I'm gonna copy your picks?

0:45:55.719 --> 0:45:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:45:56.120 --> 0:45:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Kid, I didn't even think about that. Kid. Oh, kid

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:05.239
<v Speaker 2>quit kid that kid? Oh stop? But honestly, kid, I

0:46:05.280 --> 0:46:07.279
<v Speaker 2>don't know who my national champ's gonna be.

0:46:07.320 --> 0:46:12.040
<v Speaker 3>At kid, I'm thinking about picking Oregon for Charlie Kirk.

0:46:12.960 --> 0:46:13.799
<v Speaker 2>Is that where he's from?

0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Favorite school?

0:46:14.800 --> 0:46:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:46:15.040 --> 0:46:16.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't even think they got in though?

0:46:17.040 --> 0:46:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Who Orgon?

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:46:18.880 --> 0:46:21.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. But you know what I do know

0:46:21.800 --> 0:46:23.760
<v Speaker 2>is that I get a text from my cousin Andrew,

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:28.280
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, what is this. He's doing a bracket

0:46:28.320 --> 0:46:32.000
<v Speaker 2>this year, like he's doing a family one. Join my

0:46:32.160 --> 0:46:41.799
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty six CBS Sports Women's Tournament bracket, And I'm like,

0:46:42.000 --> 0:46:43.640
<v Speaker 2>what in the world.

0:46:43.520 --> 0:46:44.720
<v Speaker 1>You gotta block that number.

0:46:44.800 --> 0:46:50.360
<v Speaker 2>He is a season ticket holder to the women's college

0:46:50.400 --> 0:46:53.680
<v Speaker 2>basketball at the University of Texas and he goes to

0:46:53.719 --> 0:46:55.719
<v Speaker 2>the games and now he is trying to rope me

0:46:55.760 --> 0:46:58.520
<v Speaker 2>into the women's bracket and I'm gonna tell you this

0:46:59.080 --> 0:47:02.000
<v Speaker 2>before we sign. I'm gonna tell you who's gonna win

0:47:02.040 --> 0:47:07.920
<v Speaker 2>the national title. There are only two teams. It's Arizona Michigan.

0:47:08.480 --> 0:47:11.160
<v Speaker 2>Those are the two teams they're gonna meet in the

0:47:11.200 --> 0:47:15.000
<v Speaker 2>final four. Whoever wins that game is gonna win the

0:47:15.040 --> 0:47:18.160
<v Speaker 2>national title. Van den Slut and I'm gonna tell you

0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:21.839
<v Speaker 2>who it's gonna be. That little line, that graph that

0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:26.480
<v Speaker 2>you've seen. No team in the West has won it

0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:32.000
<v Speaker 2>since nineteen ninety eight, which is unbelievable. And to see

0:47:32.160 --> 0:47:34.799
<v Speaker 2>that graphic if you haven't seen it online, only like

0:47:34.840 --> 0:47:37.520
<v Speaker 2>thirteen schools have won the national title since ninety eight.

0:47:37.560 --> 0:47:43.479
<v Speaker 2>That's quite amazing. And Michigan falls on the right side

0:47:43.480 --> 0:47:47.400
<v Speaker 2>of that line. But unfortunately for them, they lose in

0:47:47.400 --> 0:47:51.560
<v Speaker 2>the final four. Arizona is cutting down the nets. It's

0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:56.680
<v Speaker 2>the chalk pick. Everybody's picking Arizona. But they're the best team.

0:47:56.960 --> 0:48:00.480
<v Speaker 2>They're the best team, Tommy Lloyd. These bring in a

0:48:00.560 --> 0:48:01.960
<v Speaker 2>championship to Arizona.

0:48:02.480 --> 0:48:03.040
<v Speaker 1>They're good.

0:48:03.360 --> 0:48:04.240
<v Speaker 2>They're really good.

0:48:05.400 --> 0:48:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Song play once, oh, once, can I just read a

0:48:09.080 --> 0:48:11.960
<v Speaker 1>couple text messages between you, me and Justin? Yes, please,

0:48:13.800 --> 0:48:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Justin first fifty I said dummy for the march madness

0:48:18.120 --> 0:48:23.879
<v Speaker 1>me fifty different emails, fifty different venmos, fifty different usernames

0:48:23.880 --> 0:48:27.080
<v Speaker 1>on the site. Oh wait, what site allows fifty teams?

0:48:27.160 --> 0:48:27.319
<v Speaker 3>All?

0:48:27.400 --> 0:48:27.680
<v Speaker 2>Wait?

0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Justin ESPN, idiot, I'm in a fifty team group right now.

0:48:32.560 --> 0:48:36.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand how you think that's hard me. Then

0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:38.759
<v Speaker 1>post on Facebook and we'll get a ground swell. It

0:48:38.760 --> 0:48:41.600
<v Speaker 1>will be a sanctioned sore losers event if you have

0:48:41.680 --> 0:48:45.239
<v Speaker 1>the dick power to pull it off. Justin. Not going

0:48:45.320 --> 0:48:47.680
<v Speaker 1>to gain traction if you guys, don't promote it. But

0:48:47.760 --> 0:48:50.200
<v Speaker 1>apparently you f that up already by saying it was

0:48:50.239 --> 0:48:54.960
<v Speaker 1>a dumb idea lunchbox. No, what we said was dumb

0:48:55.080 --> 0:48:57.359
<v Speaker 1>was having them email me so then I could send

0:48:57.440 --> 0:49:00.279
<v Speaker 1>them to you. You just do it and if you

0:49:00.280 --> 0:49:04.040
<v Speaker 1>post it, they contact you. The middleman is dumb me.

0:49:04.800 --> 0:49:07.440
<v Speaker 1>These things can get hairy quick. Just giving you a

0:49:07.440 --> 0:49:10.920
<v Speaker 1>little business advice. I promise this is over in a second. Justin.

0:49:11.440 --> 0:49:14.680
<v Speaker 1>There's no email. I simply send them the group name

0:49:14.680 --> 0:49:18.640
<v Speaker 1>and password on ESPN. Then they Venmo posted up on Facebook.

0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:22.879
<v Speaker 1>This has been done since the Stone Ages lunchbox. Then

0:49:23.000 --> 0:49:26.160
<v Speaker 1>do it, justin, it's been done. But I didn't even

0:49:26.160 --> 0:49:26.480
<v Speaker 1>see him.

0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I never saw me.

0:49:29.400 --> 0:49:32.520
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna need Lunchbox to deem it a sanctioned event

0:49:32.600 --> 0:49:37.080
<v Speaker 1>on the Facebook group right now, it's unaccredited Justin Well.

0:49:37.120 --> 0:49:40.000
<v Speaker 1>The only one who can do that is Lunchbox waiting

0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:44.040
<v Speaker 1>on him. Me yesterday at six oh five am. Final

0:49:44.080 --> 0:49:46.520
<v Speaker 1>message hasn't been responded to in two days.

0:49:46.840 --> 0:49:46.920
<v Speaker 3>Me.

0:49:47.760 --> 0:49:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Welp. Jennifer Brownlee just t bagged you.

0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:54.279
<v Speaker 3>She put up squares one hundred strong and we got

0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:58.920
<v Speaker 3>crickets from you. Dude, he's so mad. He's not flying.

0:49:59.360 --> 0:50:01.680
<v Speaker 3>I could buy his flight. He still wouldn't come out

0:50:01.719 --> 0:50:02.360
<v Speaker 3>of principle.

0:50:06.000 --> 0:50:10.600
<v Speaker 1>Dude. He's so mad at us. He's so mad because

0:50:10.600 --> 0:50:12.879
<v Speaker 1>he thought he had a great idea of it. It's like, bro,

0:50:13.200 --> 0:50:15.440
<v Speaker 1>until you have all that crap flying into your venmo,

0:50:15.560 --> 0:50:16.359
<v Speaker 1>you don't want that.

0:50:16.640 --> 0:50:19.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's a lot, dude. It is so much like.

0:50:19.120 --> 0:50:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Ah And he wanted one hundred dollars of team times fifty.

0:50:22.880 --> 0:50:24.280
<v Speaker 1>That's five thousand dollars.

0:50:24.800 --> 0:50:27.360
<v Speaker 2>He wouldn't get fifty people for one hundred dollars. I

0:50:27.400 --> 0:50:28.960
<v Speaker 2>don't think that many people would do it for one

0:50:29.000 --> 0:50:33.640
<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars. That's a lot of people's deep I ran

0:50:33.680 --> 0:50:36.720
<v Speaker 2>a bracket for the Sore Losers Nation a couple of years,

0:50:37.400 --> 0:50:40.239
<v Speaker 2>and how many people were emailing and venmoing in it

0:50:40.320 --> 0:50:43.040
<v Speaker 2>was so much. There were like one hundred and fifty

0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:45.319
<v Speaker 2>people in. I was like, it's I don't have enough time.

0:50:45.400 --> 0:50:50.360
<v Speaker 2>It's it's exhausting. So maybe the one hundred dollars entry fee, would,

0:50:50.640 --> 0:50:52.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, whittle it down a little bit so he

0:50:52.680 --> 0:50:56.479
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't get as many emails. But hey, justin by post it, dude.

0:50:56.520 --> 0:50:59.000
<v Speaker 2>I will indorse it, man, I will endorse it. We

0:50:59.080 --> 0:51:01.880
<v Speaker 2>want what you want, man, We just want you to

0:51:01.960 --> 0:51:02.520
<v Speaker 2>be happy.

0:51:02.920 --> 0:51:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, and you guys aren't business owners out there. I

0:51:05.239 --> 0:51:07.239
<v Speaker 1>know you truck drivers. You guys just work for the man.

0:51:08.239 --> 0:51:10.840
<v Speaker 1>And then I honestly, well the farmers own their own businesses,

0:51:10.880 --> 0:51:14.279
<v Speaker 1>but also the tug voters. You're working for the man.

0:51:14.400 --> 0:51:16.960
<v Speaker 1>But me and Beazer at a clothing business. And what

0:51:17.000 --> 0:51:23.480
<v Speaker 1>we learned is on Etsy that people's user names is

0:51:23.560 --> 0:51:28.839
<v Speaker 1>different than their Instagram names, their address is different. Name

0:51:28.880 --> 0:51:32.240
<v Speaker 1>on their address is different from their name on Etsy.

0:51:32.040 --> 0:51:35.200
<v Speaker 3>And none of it matches up.

0:51:35.520 --> 0:51:38.759
<v Speaker 1>So somebody would send Baser an Instagram message and we'd

0:51:38.800 --> 0:51:41.880
<v Speaker 1>be like, did we send this person a shirt? And

0:51:41.920 --> 0:51:42.719
<v Speaker 1>we'd both be like.

0:51:43.320 --> 0:51:43.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:51:44.600 --> 0:51:46.160
<v Speaker 1>They all are different names.

0:51:46.400 --> 0:51:50.640
<v Speaker 3>The Venmo, the Etsy, the address, the Instagram name.

0:51:50.960 --> 0:51:55.439
<v Speaker 1>None of it matches. So literally our business consisted of this, Hey,

0:51:56.160 --> 0:51:59.359
<v Speaker 1>do you know who John Doe is? I don't know.

0:51:59.480 --> 0:52:02.640
<v Speaker 1>I got a from Jeremy.

0:52:02.280 --> 0:52:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Likes thank you for bleeping that.

0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:11.360
<v Speaker 1>Uh okay, Well, I don't know. Is that John Doe? Well?

0:52:11.440 --> 0:52:13.520
<v Speaker 1>And then he has another I guess. He messaged me

0:52:13.560 --> 0:52:18.520
<v Speaker 1>on Facebook and he said I pet and I liked.

0:52:18.600 --> 0:52:18.680
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

0:52:19.560 --> 0:52:23.480
<v Speaker 1>So none of it, ever is easy, the entire business.

0:52:23.600 --> 0:52:26.440
<v Speaker 1>That's why we stopped doing it. Uh, Baser, did you

0:52:26.560 --> 0:52:30.080
<v Speaker 1>mail this? I got a girl on Instagram messaging me? Baser? Well,

0:52:30.120 --> 0:52:33.160
<v Speaker 1>I got a girl Instagram messaging me, but she's messaging

0:52:33.200 --> 0:52:34.640
<v Speaker 1>me for her husband's account.

0:52:34.760 --> 0:52:36.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I no, I don't know.

0:52:36.239 --> 0:52:38.680
<v Speaker 3>Are they married? Are they banging? I have Did we

0:52:38.719 --> 0:52:40.680
<v Speaker 3>send them both a shirt? I have no idea.

0:52:41.360 --> 0:52:44.239
<v Speaker 2>Did I get the I for the Fantasy Football League?

0:52:44.239 --> 0:52:47.279
<v Speaker 2>I'll get a Venmo from someone says I'm paying for

0:52:47.360 --> 0:52:49.920
<v Speaker 2>so and so I'm like, oh my god, like like

0:52:50.040 --> 0:52:51.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean, but that's okay.

0:52:52.120 --> 0:52:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Like the other times that by five hundred.

0:52:55.040 --> 0:52:57.799
<v Speaker 2>Like the other day. It was the last year it

0:52:57.880 --> 0:53:00.160
<v Speaker 2>was someone lived in Canada and they don't I have

0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:02.720
<v Speaker 2>Venmo in Canada, so he had to have his friend

0:53:02.960 --> 0:53:06.799
<v Speaker 2>or his sister or his cousin in America send me

0:53:06.880 --> 0:53:08.920
<v Speaker 2>the Venmo and then he was in the league. I mean,

0:53:08.960 --> 0:53:11.759
<v Speaker 2>that was fine, it worked out, but sometimes it's very confusing,

0:53:12.080 --> 0:53:17.080
<v Speaker 2>very confusing. It's difficult. It's hard. So good luck mayor

0:53:17.200 --> 0:53:23.600
<v Speaker 2>squares hit mayor teams advance. May your teams advance, and

0:53:23.880 --> 0:53:28.040
<v Speaker 2>always remember it is the greatest time of the year.

0:53:30.719 --> 0:53:32.200
<v Speaker 2>The ball is tipped.

0:53:32.480 --> 0:53:34.719
<v Speaker 3>Kid, I'm heading over with a fat sharpie and a

0:53:34.760 --> 0:53:39.080
<v Speaker 3>fat poster BOARDIM just open that door for my fat ass.

0:53:43.440 --> 0:53:46.560
<v Speaker 1>It is great. I gotta do mute. Sorry, though, I

0:53:46.560 --> 0:53:47.200
<v Speaker 1>gotta do mute.

0:53:47.200 --> 0:53:51.600
<v Speaker 3>The first four hours I forgot so I just have

0:53:51.680 --> 0:53:54.400
<v Speaker 3>to just audio version only in the headphones.

0:53:54.440 --> 0:53:57.799
<v Speaker 2>Maybe my wife, she's into it. She's like, I gotta

0:53:57.840 --> 0:54:01.120
<v Speaker 2>do my research. I gotta do She's like, she tries

0:54:01.160 --> 0:54:05.400
<v Speaker 2>to break down the bracket. She doesn't watch anything, and

0:54:05.520 --> 0:54:08.359
<v Speaker 2>she'll read like twenty six different websites. I'm like, she'll

0:54:08.360 --> 0:54:10.800
<v Speaker 2>stay up till two in the morning and then she'll

0:54:11.040 --> 0:54:13.120
<v Speaker 2>be so tired. I can't stay up and watch the games.

0:54:13.120 --> 0:54:16.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm so tired, like her team Texas played last night,

0:54:16.000 --> 0:54:17.759
<v Speaker 2>did she even though they were in the playing game.

0:54:18.080 --> 0:54:21.560
<v Speaker 1>No, Well, and that's why my mom and dad aren't

0:54:21.560 --> 0:54:24.719
<v Speaker 1>invited in the family won this year. Maria sister Muff

0:54:24.920 --> 0:54:27.440
<v Speaker 1>went over to dad's house a year ago and she

0:54:27.480 --> 0:54:29.319
<v Speaker 1>said she was there for four hours helping him fill

0:54:29.320 --> 0:54:32.799
<v Speaker 1>out the bracket because he was researching every single team. Well,

0:54:33.840 --> 0:54:38.040
<v Speaker 1>at the end of the he finished last just was

0:54:38.080 --> 0:54:40.440
<v Speaker 1>here filled out hers in four minutes, picking Cats in

0:54:40.520 --> 0:54:41.800
<v Speaker 1>her hometown team the Bowls.

0:54:42.040 --> 0:54:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and just don't worry tonight, I'll be on the

0:54:43.920 --> 0:54:47.080
<v Speaker 2>phone with my parents at ten thirty pm trying to

0:54:47.080 --> 0:54:49.640
<v Speaker 2>get them in the bracket because they can't figure it

0:54:49.680 --> 0:54:52.799
<v Speaker 2>out and we always wait till Wednesday night at ten

0:54:52.880 --> 0:54:55.600
<v Speaker 2>thirty pm. It's freaking amazing.

0:54:56.160 --> 0:54:58.600
<v Speaker 1>And you don't have to do the playing games though, Like.

0:54:58.680 --> 0:55:01.120
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, But game start tomorrow, man, so

0:55:01.200 --> 0:55:04.960
<v Speaker 2>you gotta put it on. You gotta do it. The

0:55:05.000 --> 0:55:07.160
<v Speaker 2>only problem is filling out with your bracket. The playing

0:55:07.200 --> 0:55:08.640
<v Speaker 2>games are tonight. What if you want to pick one

0:55:08.680 --> 0:55:10.200
<v Speaker 2>of those teams advance.

0:55:11.200 --> 0:55:13.279
<v Speaker 1>You just they don't make you get it in before that.

0:55:13.440 --> 0:55:15.000
<v Speaker 1>You're fine, I know, all.

0:55:14.960 --> 0:55:16.640
<v Speaker 2>Right, have a great day, guys. We're out here. We

0:55:16.680 --> 0:55:19.480
<v Speaker 2>gotta go. Dude, I just got a call back. Tell

0:55:19.560 --> 0:55:22.239
<v Speaker 2>me what time my appointment is. I don't know what time.

0:55:22.320 --> 0:55:25.960
<v Speaker 2>I gotta listen to voicemail. Let's see.

0:55:30.920 --> 0:55:35.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh, hi there, this is the doctor's office you have.

0:55:38.239 --> 0:55:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Yes, we found a fungus on your.

0:55:41.480 --> 0:55:43.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's two o'clock, man, not three o'clock. See.

0:55:43.640 --> 0:55:45.600
<v Speaker 1>I would have been wrong, and you no longer will

0:55:45.640 --> 0:55:47.520
<v Speaker 1>be able to properly.

0:55:49.800 --> 0:55:50.360
<v Speaker 2>Two o'clock.

0:55:50.480 --> 0:55:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, the texture did come back. It was brownish green,

0:55:53.200 --> 0:55:53.840
<v Speaker 1>and it looked like