WEBVTT - Thanksgiving With Cousin Benji

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letters. Right now it

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<v Speaker 1>is the nephew. He is here with today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got neath thanks Giving? With cousin Benji given?

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<v Speaker 1>With cousin being. Y'all ain't read it, but it is

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<v Speaker 1>listen to it. Hello, Hello, Who is this Miss Glendon?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this this being? I'm college is Ms Purvis there? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>you know she's not here right now, but this is

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<v Speaker 1>our daughter. Um is there a problem? Oh? No, this

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<v Speaker 1>is this? This being this Mama, Mama, lord's nephew. Who

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<v Speaker 1>is this again? It's Blenda, Mam Mama lod Mama Loajo.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't it? Ain't it correct? Mama Lowds? Okay, I'm being

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm her nephew from the other side of the family.

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<v Speaker 1>You say your name? What? No Blend? Okay, we'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>y'all supposed to get in and we used to meet

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<v Speaker 1>everybody afternoon. Okay? Uh? Is Miss purvises? She is your

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<v Speaker 1>mama making the dresses. Yeah, she's making enough for a

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<v Speaker 1>my forty five people. Um, we actually, um, this was

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<v Speaker 1>discussing about a month ago, right, y'all on the y'all

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<v Speaker 1>they had the UM conference call, the conference good family

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<v Speaker 1>had the conference call, right, yes, sir? Okay, Nah, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>what reason why they got me to call? They wanted

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<v Speaker 1>me to go in and call and and I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to give Miss Purvis. She's not there. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>she's not here. What's wrong? Uh? Okay, They're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>They're not gonna need her to do the UM to

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<v Speaker 1>do the dress. And why wouldn't they need to do there?

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<v Speaker 1>She make it? But ken years we just we just

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<v Speaker 1>discussed it. So what do you mean they say that

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<v Speaker 1>they got somebody down here that's gonna do the dresses,

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<v Speaker 1>especially since y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to bring it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and be traveling with it. But they got

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<v Speaker 1>somebody gonna do the dressing. Okay, Well, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you you're you're ben g what is your name?

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<v Speaker 1>That was not my name? Anger, but they called me

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<v Speaker 1>Benjy But but but uh, like I say, uh, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on the other side of the fact. I ain't on

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<v Speaker 1>y'all side. Okay, Well, I'm still trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>why are you calling me? Because she's been making a

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<v Speaker 1>dressing for ten years, like I said, and I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been discussed. So I don't even know why why

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<v Speaker 1>you're calling me. I don't even know you. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm trying to explain to you this right here

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<v Speaker 1>is that they got so y'all, y'all ain't got to

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<v Speaker 1>worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna bring.

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<v Speaker 1>They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it. So

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<v Speaker 1>in other where with you know, if you can tell

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Prayervice ain't got to worry about the dressing this year,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you want me to tell my mama after

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<v Speaker 1>she's been making dressing for ten years, that child said,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all ain't worried about she shouldn't have to make this

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<v Speaker 1>ship because we're driving there. We drive every year. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna do that to her. So I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't I don't even know who you are

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<v Speaker 1>to be calling me anyway. Why can't somebody calling me

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't know regarding me? Okay, okay, you're good

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<v Speaker 1>the right, I am blended. All right, listen, let me

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<v Speaker 1>say this because I don't mind saying what what everybody thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>but most people don't want to say, let me just

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<v Speaker 1>say this right here. Really, what's going on is just

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<v Speaker 1>right here. A lot of people in the family, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>don't really don't don't really lighten this prayer of his

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<v Speaker 1>dress dnj Gnjama who he supposed to be. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>just put this something there. My MoMA gonta make dresten.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't kick and we ain't bringing that home with us.

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<v Speaker 1>So you can tell your family that I said that

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<v Speaker 1>because you understand me. I mean, for first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to understand that I'm bringing news that that

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<v Speaker 1>that people didn't haven't voted on, and it's what everybody

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<v Speaker 1>want to do, don't nobody? Well, why did Nick how

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<v Speaker 1>we had a meeting? She didn't making it ten years?

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't nobody's been saying nothing. And guess what when of

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<v Speaker 1>him up in the house. Nobody did not be walking

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<v Speaker 1>up and through that talking about my MoMA either. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know I'm gonna eat Okay, we'll see right then.

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<v Speaker 1>Why why if people don't like the dress in Glinda,

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<v Speaker 1>why do you want to make submit everybody to happen

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<v Speaker 1>to eat it if they don't like it? You don't

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I don't know. I don't know you want

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<v Speaker 1>to call me, don't. I don't know no Benjamin, Benjie

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<v Speaker 1>who out there? Do my mama Lord's nephew from the

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<v Speaker 1>other side of the family exactly and they don't know. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and it really really to the bad all that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know you. But I'm but but I'm but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm man up. I'm up a car you and tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what we're gonna do it, what we ain't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do what I know right I said it wasn't I

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<v Speaker 1>want it again. She's gonna make transfix, you gonna eat it,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna bund by my name. Okay, okay, right there, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>And I know this might be hard for you. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand what you grew up with liking everybody else might

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<v Speaker 1>not like you can say what you want to. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't be white, so you n't there like because you

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<v Speaker 1>want in down around. But she make it dress now,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, when y'all get down here, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>already be some more dressing here, okay, okay. And she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna make country and said, and we're gonna see and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna eat and it's it's not even I mean

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<v Speaker 1>discuss no friends in that. I'd like to say, because

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<v Speaker 1>your name's don't wrap my mama feeling okay, there ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nobody to try. That's why I'm trying to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>to tell her don't make it nah, so she don't

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<v Speaker 1>even bring it down. We aren't going to get anyway. Hey, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say this here because every dealing you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>really understanding what I'm saying to you. I'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>it as clear as I can say. If y'all come

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<v Speaker 1>down here with that dress, I'll promise you we already

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<v Speaker 1>got dressing made. We're throwing that dressing in the trash

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<v Speaker 1>so everybody can get the dressing that we made fun

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<v Speaker 1>of him, Floy Blake. That's what we're doing. Please let

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<v Speaker 1>me find something into you. I'm gonna be undressing Patroll.

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<v Speaker 1>And if I find out you then to my mama

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<v Speaker 1>dressing in the trash, it's gonna be something and we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna set that out. I'm not playing with you. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what's too funny to me. I'm gonna call ain't tell

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<v Speaker 1>me weren't on it, cop coming ain't known while I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not to tellers of telling just to boom, but now

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<v Speaker 1>they can said, She'll stopping because when me, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know you'll tell I can't They said, like you,

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<v Speaker 1>I like you the band in the world, the beach

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<v Speaker 1>bene my love. I don't even know you're I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you now, I'm telling that's playing with you. I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you anything my mama feeling. It's gonna be something in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm telling you all y'all gonna be y'all fell

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<v Speaker 1>down there, But don't call it y'all out one let

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<v Speaker 1>me I say, I say something else to you. I

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<v Speaker 1>wish you would. Can I tell you what else? They

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<v Speaker 1>were saying. They wanted me to tell you this, Glinda,

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<v Speaker 1>this is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Your cousin Sheila got me the frank phone call. You

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<v Speaker 1>tell me fine, you you're about to make me? Said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>thank it was gonna be because I'm gonna have my brothers.

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<v Speaker 1>What yea play to thank? What's going to be canceled?

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<v Speaker 1>Question before I let you go? What is the baddest

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean the baddest radio show in the land

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Morning Show don't play with man than Holiday Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Jam coming Your Way. That's Earthquake Dandy Brown Kids Junior

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<v Speaker 1>Space and hosted by Yours truly you Tommy. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>Holiday Comedy Jam. It's Friday d cent to twenty at

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear the jingle bells now. So to dress

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<v Speaker 1>for that, do you have to have your sleeves it

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<v Speaker 1>out of the right side of your jacket and your

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<v Speaker 1>set because you had your shoulders. I'm asking suit out

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<v Speaker 1>of nothing. I'm not doing that, especially mate. All right, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you Tommy. Coming out more of the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show right after this