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Speaker 1: that late friend. Yeah, I'm I was gonna say, my

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Speaker 1: late friend is me my own late friend. I'm always late,

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Speaker 1: which is really weird because I don't like being late.

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Speaker 1: I learned to be I used to not be late,

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Speaker 1: And then I have not been able to break that

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Speaker 2: We love you anyway, though, well, thank you, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: I do want to be on time. The intention is there,

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Speaker 2: It's because they know I'll get there six fifteen exactly.

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Speaker 1: It starts at six, but I'll be there six fifteen

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Speaker 3: Because I think I was on time once, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: just I know what they're doing now, So what does

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Speaker 1: you actually? Because I guess that happened to you, Nina.

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Speaker 3: It happened to me because good old VICKI bear. She

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Speaker 3: I'm not mad. I don't mind waiting. I know that

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Speaker 4: Where are you?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm five minutes away. She was on the beach

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Speaker 3: Five minutes goes by, and another five minutes goes by,

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Speaker 4: This girl is twenty minutes late. Oh, really bad. I

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Speaker 2: So you were you weren't even you were somewhere?

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Speaker 1: You were you weren't you weren't five minutes away when

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Speaker 5: Well, it's like the beach is like five minutes away

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Speaker 3: So she stumbles outside of the car carrying a case

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Speaker 1: Did you update Nina on that he wasn't actually five

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Speaker 5: After five minutes, I was like, do I text her?

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Speaker 4: And then it oh, that was yeah, No, it was

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Speaker 6: No, it's Elan Elon.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't tell by the stuff. How are you what's

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yo, I mean my whole family. My whole family.

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Speaker 2: I believe it.

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Speaker 3: Everybody just knows. Yeah, you're gonna show up late. So

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Speaker 3: you're five minutes is like an hour. You're just putting

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Speaker 6: On basically basically, you know what I mean. Shape up

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Speaker 4: There's dang he's dropping poop. Emoji's all over everybody.

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Speaker 1: We're forty five minutes late. When you were doing your makeup,

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Speaker 3: Bri?

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Speaker 8: How far along?

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Speaker 2: Am? I?

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Speaker 3: How late am I?

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Speaker 7: I try not to be, but sometimes I am. I'm

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Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, are you well? I guess you're pregnant.

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Speaker 3: Then, oh my god, is this you didn't finish?

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Speaker 7: I didn't know they've actually put me through.

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Speaker 6: This is so awesome.

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Speaker 8: I just wanted to give a shout out to my

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Speaker 7: We're October and I'm so bummed, and I.

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Speaker 8: Just want to say, hey, you guys. I listen your show.

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Speaker 7: Every day and you guys are amazing.

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Speaker 8: I'm so happy back you guys.

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Speaker 7: I'm still happy you're back.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Congratulations. Get getting all babied up. That's cool.

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Speaker 4: I know, that's awesome, Bree.

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Speaker 7: I was so nervous to tell my parents. My dad

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Speaker 4: No, not not yet. Breathe but thank you.

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Speaker 7: Your dad, your stepdad.

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Speaker 7: And I just hope everyone has a lovely day and I.

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Speaker 6: I'll call back soon.

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Speaker 4: Right now.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Okay, literally right this second. Yeah, okay, thanks.

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Speaker 7: Hey, if you're looking for another for your show, hire me.

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Speaker 8: I have another job.

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Speaker 7: I have two jobs right now, but I'm open.

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Speaker 8: To a third.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you definitely. And if you want to hear

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Speaker 1: Just go to the Jubil show dot com and the

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Speaker 1: podcast of this segment will be up there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, all right, thank you guys.

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Speaker 2: Yep, thank you now, thank you, thank you.