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Speaker 1: He said another on the twenties to me, I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five. Hello, Hey, is this Doug yeah speaking?

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Speaker 1: Who's this? Oh? Oh thank god? My name's Connor. Who Connor?

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Speaker 1: I'm the new vending machine operator for your business? Do

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Speaker 1: you guys? Speak up? I can't heave you get closer

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Speaker 1: to the phone. I dropped my phone. I can't get

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Speaker 1: that close to a business close as I can reach.

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Speaker 1: Who are you? I'm a new vending machine operator for

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Speaker 1: your business. Brent hired me, Brent hired you? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: really need your help though. Oh cold brand I tried,

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Speaker 1: hired cool Bran. No, I tried, but his phone has

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Speaker 1: been offered something and he gave me your number to

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Speaker 1: call in case an emergency, And this is definitely an emergency.

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Speaker 1: What happened? What did you? Did someone hurt? What? Well? Okay, first,

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Speaker 1: I just I want to let you know. I know

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Speaker 1: we've never met before, but it's a privilege to work

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Speaker 1: for you. Okay, yeah right, it's very nice. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you a very nice guy. I love my job. Just

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Speaker 1: please don't fire me. I just tell me. The emergency

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Speaker 1: will get till this late. What happened so you guys,

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Speaker 1: you know, as a vendor for your company, sir, I

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Speaker 1: have to stock the snacks out a bunch of business

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Speaker 1: and I know how I know. Tell we just get

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Speaker 1: to what happened. I know how bending works. On Friday,

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Speaker 1: I was in one of the buildings and I don't

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Speaker 1: remember which one it was, but I got really tired.

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Speaker 1: Oh I just did something really Okay are you crying?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Look, I'm going on my business.

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Speaker 1: You need to man up right now. Stop crying. Just

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Speaker 1: tell me straight out what happened. Okay, Okay, So I

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Speaker 1: was really tired, so I needed to take a quick

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Speaker 1: cat nap. You're telling me that you took a nap

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Speaker 1: in one of my prime businesses with my machine. D No. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm in somewhere I can't get out of. I need

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Speaker 1: to tell you. Wait, are you a jail. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna say, Okay, I don't know what to do

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Speaker 1: because I fell asleep inside the vending machine and now

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Speaker 1: I'm locked inside. You bet, I don't know. It just

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Speaker 1: looked comfortable. And then how did you? I know, stupid,

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Speaker 1: how did you get a bed? I'm really bendy. I

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Speaker 1: just moved some stuff over and then I squeezed in,

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Speaker 1: but it was too tight. Where are you? That's the

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Speaker 1: thing I don't remember. Calm down. My tears are running

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Speaker 1: up my face. It's weird, kind of. I got four

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Speaker 1: bunch of businesses. You've got to remember one thing. I

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Speaker 1: can't send someone a four bunch of businesses. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: let me think. I can't think of anything. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you gotta be kidding me, kinda. What did the building

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Speaker 1: look like? I'm an address to sign outside? I don't remember.

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Speaker 1: That was three days ago. Three days ago. You have

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Speaker 1: a sheet for three days and now you finally call me.

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Speaker 1: I'm lucky that I fully stopped it before I got in,

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Speaker 1: because there's lots of snacks in here. But I'm running along.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we have a three days Yeah. Okay,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, what did you do for bathroom? I've

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Speaker 1: been holding it three days. You're holding it. I've been

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Speaker 1: drinking my own pea. What the with you? I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to stay over. I've got terrible first day. I'm thirsty

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Speaker 1: though I've been rationing. Give cups of ranch. It's the

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Speaker 1: only living besides the team. Keep your phone on. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling nine one. Please don't do that. Don't call the crop.

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Speaker 1: Help you to fall battery. Maybe they could trace it. Really,

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Speaker 1: this is super embarrassing. I don't want it on the news.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna up in my machine. I don't want it

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Speaker 1: on the no. That's gonna show up on a website

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Speaker 1: that's gonna say like, oh, eating at vending machine. Worker

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Speaker 1: stuck in his own vending machine, drinks speed. I'm like

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Speaker 1: the problem. You don't want to point the Hey, kid,

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Speaker 1: you just like YouTube, YouTube YouTube. What were you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Like how if you get kidnapped and put in the trunk,

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Speaker 1: there's like a release lever from the inside, and maybe

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Speaker 1: like a vending machine has one, because you know, because

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Speaker 1: nobody's sub one. Oh, I knew you'd say that. That's

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Speaker 1: why I gotta tell you. It's a great phone call.

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Speaker 1: What wait, I get what you say? What you say?

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Speaker 1: I said I'm not really stuck in a vending machine.

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Speaker 1: I don't work for you. My name is Jeffrey from

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Speaker 1: the radio show Brook with Jeffrey in the Morning, and

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you. You gotta be

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Speaker 1: kidding me. You gotta be kidding. I am kidding you

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Speaker 1: believe it. Holy don't worry, man, It's a joke. Brent

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Speaker 1: set you up because he said this was the first

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Speaker 1: time he hired a guy without your permission. He wanted

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Speaker 1: to mess with you. He said that you were drinking

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Speaker 1: your piss inside of the vending Michelle, it's better wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps. On the twenties point five,