1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:01,840 Speaker 1: You don't know me. 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 2: Confession I can't take back earl arms. 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 3: Mouse Speak text seventy five ninety two says I'm thirty 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 3: eight years old and I just realized you can totally 5 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:20,400 Speaker 3: put a king sized fitted sheet on a queen sized bed, 6 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,279 Speaker 3: and it's way easier than struggling to stretch it out 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 3: to all the four corners. 8 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, but that is all Lucy goosey on the top. 9 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be weird. You can make it tight 10 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:36,480 Speaker 2: by pulling it out underneath that up you can staple it. 11 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 2: I'm mind personally, things fit over small things. Yeah, you 12 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 2: never know what crazy. 13 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 3: Nuggets of wisdom you're gonna learn when we do the 14 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 3: mass speaker. 15 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:46,560 Speaker 2: You're right, king. 16 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 1: Sheets for all your beds now, just spending more money 17 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 1: for no reason. 18 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 3: Hopefully today's listener has some mind blowing knowledge to drop 19 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 3: on us, and she's going by the name Teresa today. 20 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 2: So Teresa, welcome to the show. 21 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 4: Thank you. 22 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: I mean, I always feel like people are going to 23 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 1: be nervous on this segment because you're confessing something. 24 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 4: How are you feeling, I'm actually chuckling. 25 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 2: You're chuckling. 26 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,039 Speaker 4: Oh that was not what I expected. I like it. 27 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 3: You confessor seven people, your confession is going to make 28 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 3: us laugh today. 29 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 4: I don't know if it'll make you laugh, but it'll 30 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 4: make you think twice about being a jerk. 31 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 3: Oh oh okay, okay, Well some people in this room 32 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 3: need that lesson, he included, So voice changer is on you. 33 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 3: Are you hear the mass speaker whenever you're ready, let's 34 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 3: hear your confession? 35 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 4: All right? Well, my dad had an autobody shop. I 36 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 4: work at it as long as I can remember. I 37 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 4: started there as like a teenager, doing like a little 38 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 4: odd tasks, and then you know, once I turned seventeen, 39 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 4: I actually became basically like the greater intake person. 40 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're on the office side. Then you're not 41 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: an auto mechanic yourself. 42 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 4: No, no, not in our own mechanic myself. But I 43 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 4: would base, we'd be as soon as someone would pull up, 44 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 4: I would go outside with the clipboard, find out, you know, 45 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 4: what's giving them a. 46 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 3: Problem, give them a hug, and reassure them that everything's 47 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,799 Speaker 3: going to be okay. 48 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: Then slip them the five thousand dollars. 49 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 4: I was definitely not a hugger. 50 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 2: Like little personal touch. When you different, I get it 51 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,639 Speaker 2: like I didn't know that body was the car. 52 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, so you were like the greeter and you did 53 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 3: like the initial check of the vehicle. 54 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all that gap. But I noticed the trend, 55 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 4: and it was that people would be jerked to me sometimes, 56 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,360 Speaker 4: like they would roll up in there, picked off at 57 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,239 Speaker 4: the world, and like take it out on me. 58 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 2: That's why you need to do the hugging thing to 59 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 2: help them. If you didn't do it, I'm not a therapist. Yeah. 60 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: Well, plus you're like an eighteen year old girl, right. 61 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 4: So it's like and like car shops kind of bad 62 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 4: rep automatically super being scammed. 63 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 2: So that must sucked have to deal with that. 64 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 4: It did. It did, especially as like a young girl. 65 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 4: So when someone was a jerk to me, I will 66 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 4: go ahead and make a little asterisk in the corner 67 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 4: of their intake form, okay, and that would remind me 68 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,639 Speaker 4: that when it was time to check them out at 69 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 4: the end, I would make it a point to concoct 70 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 4: some obnoxious story or excuse or thing that I would 71 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 4: tell them and like, what do you mean. Yeah, Like 72 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 4: I would say, oh, obviously we repaired the damage on 73 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 4: your car. But I'd be like, but with that new 74 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 4: coating we put on, You're not going to be able 75 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 4: to wash your car for about six months. 76 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: Oh six months, six months, yeah, or the coating will 77 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: wear away and the paint could peel off. So your 78 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 1: revenge was they had to drive her ound in a 79 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: dirty car. 80 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 4: Hold on, that was actually not that down. One time, 81 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 4: I remember this one guy such can I say the 82 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 4: D word on there? Yes? 83 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 3: Say? 84 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 4: He was such a to me. It was the middle 85 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 4: of winter, and I told him, hey, engine is all fixed, 86 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 4: good to go, but just one tip, I wouldn't use 87 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 4: the heater from maybe thirty to sixty days. I don't 88 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 4: want to avoid your warranty. 89 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:26,760 Speaker 2: Oh, avoid your warranty. You avoid the warranty is scary Herbie. 90 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,559 Speaker 2: I would be like, oh, I don't want to avoid 91 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 2: anything either. 92 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 4: Yeah. 93 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,159 Speaker 1: And then when it gets to be summer, the ac 94 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 1: is the same thing. 95 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of summer, you guys, worst thing I ever 96 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,919 Speaker 4: did to a customer gets worse. I had had shrimp 97 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 4: for lunch, like a shrimp scampy I brought from home, 98 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 4: and I decided to hide a piece of shrimp underneath 99 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 4: the driver seat. 100 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 1: Of her car. 101 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, and a scampy's like a garlic o. 102 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 4: I knew in the hot summer, over days and days, 103 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 4: it would start like deteriorating and rot. And I was like, 104 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 4: just so you know, the fluid we put in the 105 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 4: engine after the repair, I'm kind of like a little 106 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 4: fishy odor you might know there. Yeah, like that'll go 107 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,320 Speaker 4: away so. 108 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,359 Speaker 2: They won't look for it. Now, did you quit the 109 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 2: job there? 110 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:27,919 Speaker 3: Or did your dad fire you? 111 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 1: Why do never? We don't never have returning customers. 112 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,680 Speaker 4: No, I mean I just I just grew out of it. 113 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 2: Yeah it works. 114 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god. If your dad is listening right now 115 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 1: and he somehow connects the dots, he's still gonna be mad. 116 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 1: You know. 117 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:47,359 Speaker 4: You guys, my dad is this big Italian guy like 118 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 4: Tony Soprano, you know, but he's a softie, and you'd 119 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 4: be like, no one treats my daughter. I was a 120 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,159 Speaker 4: daddy girl. 121 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 2: He put horse heads in their trunk. That was his joke. Look, 122 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:03,599 Speaker 2: I didn't cut the break lines. God we laughed. 123 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 4: I feel like it's true with this family. 124 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: Yeah. 125 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:10,040 Speaker 4: So you guys, this is just my reminder be nice 126 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:14,160 Speaker 4: to service workers and people who help you, because everyone's 127 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 4: doing their best and if you're not nice, we're gonna 128 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:18,160 Speaker 4: get back at you. 129 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:22,919 Speaker 3: Yeah, free shrimp scampy undera S you done lunch to me? 130 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,600 Speaker 2: I know two days. 131 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 1: Give me. 132 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 2: The text seven too. 133 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,480 Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 134 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make 135 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 3: you the next mass speaker. 136 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 2: Your phone tab's coming 137 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: Up, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.