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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of I'm Your Host, Kevin

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Speaker 1: Pollard guest that Kevin poll Well from your mouth to god. Sweet,

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Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's mean our achamis chowe no particular

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Speaker 1: order to say it? Oh when, Joey, simply when? When?

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Speaker 1: When is that crushro mine? I think it's just a

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Speaker 1: gut feeling, you know that's been there since jump And honestly,

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Speaker 1: I love communing with um other beings. Sure be they

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Speaker 1: Joey or otherwise exactly look below the surface. It's James Heeney,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy ju July. Do you have any new reviews for us? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Thank god you asked now, because I just pulled it out.

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Speaker 1: This one here, it's a fine put it back, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you just pulled it out. It's not something. When did

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Speaker 1: you share with the list. It's so sorry, I'll put

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Speaker 1: it back away. Um, it's a five star review. The

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Speaker 1: title is hilarious, and this is what it says. It's hilarious. Okay,

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Speaker 1: just listen to it. Otherwise I'm pretty sure Joey Grew

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Speaker 1: will come to your house at night and feeds you

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Speaker 1: stale popcorn teams and then there's a handwaving. That's Persian Calgary,

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Speaker 1: but not spelled the Calgary and i'd expect from Apple

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Speaker 1: podcasts in the United States of America. What Calgary would

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Speaker 1: you expect? Well, it's well, this is how it's spelled.

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Speaker 1: K A L. That's the problem. Are I are so

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Speaker 1: they don't want us to know where they're from. Um,

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Speaker 1: they're from the United States of America. But yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: the review. Um. And I wish that there was more

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Speaker 1: to to give you, like more reviews to read through,

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Speaker 1: but it seems like everybody ran out of reviews and

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Speaker 1: this is the only one I could get. It's okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna ask anymore because it

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Speaker 1: seems like it's too much to ask. But it really

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Speaker 1: was nice when when they were doing it was cool.

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Speaker 1: But this one's great. I'm not going to take away

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Speaker 1: from Persian Calgaries amazing, but it seems like people are

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Speaker 1: out of reviews because I don't get them as many

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Speaker 1: as i'd like. You know, please James, help him smile, like,

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Speaker 1: just to review the day make I'm gonna make a

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Speaker 1: video to show people how to review and post that. Joey,

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Speaker 1: you'll post that on the album. Okay, Oh, it's Chris Alvarado.

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Speaker 1: Can I get a side of Alvarado other than French?

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Speaker 1: Which languages of love? Can you help James with the

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Speaker 1: physical language of love? Can I get any sweeter? Nope,

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Speaker 1: there's Craig Koskow. How many hours of sleep do you

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Speaker 1: average per night? And what do you normally wear? If anything?

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Speaker 1: As I imagine, well, my my watch. Actually I could

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Speaker 1: actually go into the app and tell you I think

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Speaker 1: I'm averaging about six hours and nineteen minutes of sleep.

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Speaker 1: That's very specific. I'd like to get more. Would you

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Speaker 1: like to get it up to seven? Seven? Yes? Okay?

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Speaker 1: And nude? Okay, thank you as I imagined? And hope

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Speaker 1: and last, don't come right to me if you think

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Speaker 1: at least there's Joey career, corduroy job. Please tell our

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Speaker 1: listeners what you think about dillweed. Love it because well, first,

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Speaker 1: I've great to cook with, great cook with when you

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Speaker 1: want to use do not yell at me. Okay it is.

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Speaker 1: It's great to wear as hats, it's great to wear

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Speaker 1: as any kind of fabric um. One of the actual

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Speaker 1: original uses of dill weed, if we go back to

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Speaker 1: the ancient Egyptians, was to say that as to me

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Speaker 1: as a Jew, knowing that we were enslaved. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so you know your history. Okay, so let's go back

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Speaker 1: to the let's go back to the Egyptians, okay, which

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Speaker 1: continue us to build another pyramid? Just I wish you would.

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Speaker 1: I wish there was that kind of initiative still left,

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Speaker 1: all right? And Bingo was his name? Oh. As always

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Speaker 1: of international travelers wake up on a cruise ship having

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Speaker 1: lost all of their memories. Jared Lewis honey, honey, honey,

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Speaker 1: wake up. I'm awake, honey, wake a weak a week honey,

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Speaker 1: I am yeah. What's the what? Where are we? We're

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Speaker 1: on the uss? Heney the what We're sailing to Egypt?

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Speaker 1: Why are we sailing to Egypt? Will because that's what

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Speaker 1: we paid for? What do you mean? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Oh that's probably room service. Hello? Hi, Oh jeez, I

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Speaker 1: I think I woke up in the room next to you.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea who I am or why I'm here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: can you has this happened before? I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: Is a killer? That man is a killer? Sir, come down.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who I ever, what I'm doing, but

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Speaker 1: I was in the bed with me. That man is

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Speaker 1: a killer. That I'm a killer killer. You're a killer killer,

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Speaker 1: You're a killer? Honey? What the hell? It's it? They

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Speaker 1: have it worse than me. I feel a little. I

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Speaker 1: don't know where we are. I don't know why there's

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Speaker 1: killers outside, but I know you are related to you

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Speaker 1: because we are you are there's a familiarity. Oh no, yes, hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: it's me from before. We just found a picture of

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Speaker 1: the two of us. Uh. It looks like we're a couple.

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Speaker 1: I'm look look at this big it looks like we're sir,

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Speaker 1: calm down? Killer? Do you mean killer? Lover? All I know?

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Speaker 1: Is that meant to killer? I don't know anything else.

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Speaker 1: I don't know worry, I don't know woman name is,

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Speaker 1: don't know what the hell's going on. There's monogram luggage.

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Speaker 1: Here's monogram luggage. Killer. What happened? If everyone on the

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Speaker 1: ship would calm down? There, I'm in the speaker systems

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Speaker 1: A killer, I am. I don't think it's a man killer.

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Speaker 1: I don't think everybody calmed down system? Ship captain? Can

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Speaker 1: you hear us? I can? I hope no one's shouting

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Speaker 1: at the speaker system because this is a one way intercom.

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Speaker 1: There's no How do you know you're the captain? Well,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing. I didn't drink the kool aid, so

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Speaker 1: I still have my memories, you know what? You know what?

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Speaker 1: I have all my memories too. In fact, I remember

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Speaker 1: I'm the captain. Her lips are blue coming through. Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: I'm the captain. I think I'm the captain. Sure, I'm

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Speaker 1: the I found this hat. Give me my hat, the captain?

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Speaker 1: You know what, why don't you close the door behind you,

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Speaker 1: so we can have a private conversation with just the

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Speaker 1: five of the captains door listen is Chaptain Phillips Oh,

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Speaker 1: captains like the name Narctica captain And you guys clearly

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Speaker 1: don't even remember your own names. The captain phillips Is

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Speaker 1: is a real captain. Captain, you could be captain. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: there are a lot of lives on the line. We

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Speaker 1: have too, and the most important is the captain. Because

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Speaker 1: the captain dies, the ship does. And that's why I

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Speaker 1: talk about this line that they're on. Listen. I asked

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Speaker 1: you guys to pinky promise me you wouldn't drink the

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Speaker 1: cool Would you be saying this into the microphone? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, turn off the microphone. I think we found

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Speaker 1: out too much that I don't think we were supposed

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Speaker 1: to hear. No, No, I can't find a way to

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Speaker 1: get inside the microphone or the he said something about kool,

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Speaker 1: Yeah he did. I just had a sip. Murderer. He's

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Speaker 1: a killer. Okay. We are the evil board of the

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Speaker 1: Carnival cruise line. Soon enough, everybody on that Royal Caribbean

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Speaker 1: cruise will wake up. And I have no idea who

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Speaker 1: they are what Carnival weird? Carnival the Caribbean trying to

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Speaker 1: sink the Royal Caribbeans. So that Carnival more wait wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: why what's the issue? I've been sabotaging Carnival Cruise lines,

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Speaker 1: No cruise. I thought we were sabotage. I'm evil. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I just wanted shut says Carnival Cruise. I

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Speaker 1: know what what? What's form of sabotage? Did you do?

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Speaker 1: I've been uh and this is the delivery of the

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Speaker 1: kolid Are you sure you're the one? Did you drink

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Speaker 1: it on your way here? You told me this was

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Speaker 1: a delivery for the cruise that we're about to take

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Speaker 1: off on Carnival. Yeah, it's just a cool later night.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll sign for it. Can you give

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Speaker 1: me the clipboard? But I need to know if this

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Speaker 1: is the cool later or not. It's a closed package.

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Speaker 1: I guess we could open it up. Hold on a second,

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Speaker 1: you're delivering this. I'm delivering this. Sorry, I was just

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Speaker 1: behind you. Guys. You okay, you handed him the package? Okay,

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Speaker 1: but you gotta admit the way he said it sounded

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Speaker 1: like he would that you are wearing a mailman. I

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Speaker 1: understand that uniform or a constant. What do you call it?

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Speaker 1: It's a uniform number one. Okay, it's a uniform number one.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me. I heard you guys screaming in here about

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Speaker 1: killers and one. Yeah, I woke up. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who I am. I there. I don't know who I am.

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Speaker 1: But we look at this, he's a killer. Let me

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Speaker 1: take let me take my shirt off? Beautiful, alast, What

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Speaker 1: the hell it's got to mean something? Yeah, looks like

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Speaker 1: you are into punk bands in the nineties. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: thought this would help us Larry's social distortion. Does that

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Speaker 1: mean anything to any of us? We got a butterfly

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Speaker 1: tramp stamp. Yeah, so maybe one of us is come,

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Speaker 1: come my lady, Yeah, just coming from how do let

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Speaker 1: me go crazy? What is it? Who is that? Who

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Speaker 1: is that? I don't know what? A killer? Maybe you

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Speaker 1: are a killer? Maybe he is? What do you think

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Speaker 1: he's a killer? I just don't know anything. I don't

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Speaker 1: remember my name? What the hell I'm doing? Something's compelling?

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Speaker 1: You say he's killer? He's like Canada. Okay, you guys

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Speaker 1: can all be co captains with me, but you can

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Speaker 1: be saying with me I'm the captain, and you guys

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Speaker 1: are all my killer. Listen to me. I want to

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Speaker 1: change my name. I don't like Captain Sparkles, I know,

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Speaker 1: but I just remember what you wanted to be, Captain.

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Speaker 1: I already checking anta captain. See I warned you guys

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Speaker 1: not to drink the kool aid. The man who delivered

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Speaker 1: it was already If we will have to have business

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Speaker 1: cards made, not practical now, I know, But would you

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Speaker 1: just say captain in our say called captain? I think

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Speaker 1: I would only agree if we're all say called captain.

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Speaker 1: That seems fair. Okay. If in a theoretical world we

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Speaker 1: printed up so we could have them printed overnight on move, well,

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Speaker 1: then no, I was gonna go along with it. But

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Speaker 1: nobody's going to be captain. If you want to say captain, Captain, Captain,

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Speaker 1: cap captain. I went to captain school and I graduated

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Speaker 1: with don't welcome to captain school. Give us your name,

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Speaker 1: you would please. My name is Roberto. Wrong, your name

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Speaker 1: is Captain Roberto. Stay with me, Captain Roberto. Not yet.

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Speaker 1: You gotta graduate when then we'll give you the name. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I just want you to feel it. Director. I've been

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Speaker 1: looking to the Captain School. You told me to check

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Speaker 1: out and it is fraudulent. Individuals just entered the school

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Speaker 1: and they've just given the title captain immediately and they

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Speaker 1: just repeat that for about two weeks straight. And what

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Speaker 1: more would you want? I guess funding, I just guess, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you have a good day, Okay, thank you. What the

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Speaker 1: hell's going on with the director the director of the FBI, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. You know, he had a little drink

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Speaker 1: last night and it rolled over to three in the afternoon,

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Speaker 1: had some kool aid. How do you understand what I'm

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Speaker 1: saying little drink means? At this point, I've been working

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Speaker 1: a case over at the Captain School. On the cases

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Speaker 1: you were younger. Yeah, you were younger in your relationship.

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Speaker 1: We just decided to pull our money together and get

417
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Speaker 1: the VHS set. Oh god, it was because usually okay,

418
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:43,640
Speaker 1: that'll come out too. For the first two seasons, we're

419
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: gonna go together. We're gonna go Dutch on this. Alan.

420
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: You pay you half first, all right, and then we're

421
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Speaker 1: going to share this for the rest of our days.

422
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: That's that's the whole idea, all right. Because here's six

423
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Speaker 1: dollars and eight six cents? Is that half? That is

424
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Speaker 1: that actually? Uh that that actually is exactly half? Is it?

425
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: And this is actually two dollars and what looks like

426
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: several drawn pieces of paper that's say money on it.

427
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: Can I see my office? Give me one seon okay,

428
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: excuse me one moment, sorry, take away from you. It's okay.

429
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 1: You know the you can ring people in. Oh I

430
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: know that. Put in the amount and then it will

431
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: numbers come up. You don't have to do any math.

432
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: I have a degree in math. I went to math school, right,

433
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: that's why you're working here. That okay, yeah, okay, number one,

434
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: number one, Do not belittle me like that. These have

435
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: problems in corporate math. America. That's why I have to

436
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: be here. Okay, I'm a people person. I'm trying to

437
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: help you, are I am? Whatever the cost is. Maybe

438
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 1: I don't want machines to do the numbers for me, okay, skill,

439
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 1: I'm am the manager, and as a manager, I gotta

440
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 1: tell you we'd love you to use the machine. I'll

441
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: use the machine. Okay, I'll use the machine. Thank you.

442
00:27:55,760 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that stall. So when is this appointment?

443
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: It's now, dad, what it's right? Now? Hey, that's a

444
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: nice ship in a bottle. This is the doctor. This

445
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 1: is doctor fixed it all. Yeah. Man, that's a nice

446
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 1: ship in a bottle. It doesn't seem like a real doctor.

447
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing. He's edgy, he says, the

448
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: f forn a lot. Okay, Oh well, well that's a

449
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: good fish in a barrel. And you're a life coach.

450
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Do you do you have a nurse like

451
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: life coaches do? Oh yeah, oh yeah I do. Yeah.

452
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 1: But let me see that a ship in a bottle

453
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: for a second. Here. Okay, look, I'm not totally I

454
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: haven't stenciled royal cariber the side of it. Whoa that is?

455
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: That's nice? Yeah, that's nice. I wants the problem here. Huh.

456
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: You want to add little ships in there, I'll tell

457
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: you how to do it. Do you want to add

458
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: a little tiny ships in there? Get a little bottle,

459
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: get a put a tiny ship in a tiny bottle,

460
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: then put that bottle into this bottle if you want

461
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: to make a little shift. So what's going on with you, y'all?

462
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: Well in your commercial that you said, um filling down,

463
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: I'll get you up, man, I'll remember that at all.

464
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: I don't remember that commercial. I would tell you something

465
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: about me. I was hot kid Amina met them feed

466
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: on me for a long time. Rat Cokaine was my son,

467
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. I loved And you've

468
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: got a commercial that's running twenty times a day on

469
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: local TV. Oh yeah, I've come for money. Now listen.

470
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: If you'll think that this ship in a bottle I

471
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: ain't worth something, you're wrong, all right, then it's worth

472
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: a lot. Well, there there you go. That's very encouraging.

473
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: My son for some reason, thinks I'm wasting my time

474
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: on because my father accidentally drowned my mother and he

475
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: hasn't forgiven himself. Pretty serious, Yes, all right, it all

476
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,239
Speaker 1: comes back to that. Does how dad? You you've been

477
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: drowned your mother once and then I never hear the

478
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: end of Holy you're a killer. I'm not a killer.

479
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: You're a killer man, that's what. That's what I'm So

480
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: you got that killer Jane, And you do think you

481
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: gotta get to killing son. You gotta. It's a prop

482
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: see sweetness. Um, can I just ask, I've I've I've

483
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: refused these baths before and insisted on taking a shower.

484
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: So you've drawn me another bath? Just get the bath, Marcia. Right,

485
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm just curious why you want respect my wishes in

486
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: the bath. I just prefer to take a shower. A

487
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: shower doesn't get you clean. You need to immerse yourself

488
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: in the water. I'm getting wet, I'm getting Let me

489
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: scratch you with my long nails. Does that feel good? Well?

490
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: What's the word good mean? Do you? Yeah? That's a

491
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: crazy story. It's a great story, isn't it? It was great? Man?

492
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: Now you're telling me this is a oak in here

493
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: and you gotta you gotta scratch at yourself to get

494
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: it down like that? Yeah? What do I have to kill? Ship? Uh?

495
00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: We killed your mom? I don't know. Maybe accidentally ship.

496
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 1: We can go all Greek on this. You might have

497
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: to kill your dad. No, if he's already killed his mom,

498
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: then he has to marry his Oh yeah, you know what. Whatever. Look,

499
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say is, oh, I love what

500
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,479
Speaker 1: you deal with the tin of ships. So you did

501
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: put them in there? Did I like that? I like that.

502
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: I took you up on your suggestion. You know, I

503
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: got this little festival I put on with all these

504
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: people who make tinn of ships come together and really

505
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: love music and whatnot. I come for money. So what

506
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: we can do is we can just put you in

507
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: there and make I mean, hell, I don't mind putting

508
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: you on stage and talk about all that ship. No,

509
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable. Well come, oh you're good. You're good for

510
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: you dad. I think it would be good for you.

511
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: I'm a love Okay, I've got the shipbuilders standing with

512
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: me in the wings. Let's let us know how much

513
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: longer before I tell me to get into position of fantastic? Okay,

514
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: snoopus hosting? Right? And uh, let's go, oh, oh, what's

515
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: the best thing you can put in a bottle? Whose

516
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: second best a ship? That's right? The second best thing

517
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: you can put in the bottle is a little talent

518
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: ship and that's what the ship Fest weekend is all about.

519
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: So let's get it up for Shipfest. Welcome to the

520
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: ship show. Cut the camera to cut the camera too,

521
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: we only have one cameradamn eating a giant our man

522
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: is I don't the mayo and I'm gonna put some

523
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: of mill in first because this is the ink films.

524
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: Who are you let my hair? We're gonna have the

525
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: main neck on the stage real soon, but I gotta

526
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: have a camera miracle whip wait, I guess smooth out.

527
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,479
Speaker 1: You got like little boats? How are you gonna get

528
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: things in the little boats if they're not crazy as fun? Got?

529
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: The shipbuilder and the wings just waiting for the signal

530
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: he's good to go. We're going in the festival by

531
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: sliding me into a big bottle. I can't wait for

532
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: you all to see that. I'm freaking hype. But before

533
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: we flow me into the bottle, a little up for

534
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: the scraggling murderer himself, Mr I lost the car go

535
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: to Center State. Hi. I'm Patrick guy, and uh, I'm

536
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: not totally sure why I'm here. I am a shipbuilder

537
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: like all of you are. Question question girl, what what?

538
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: What would you respond to the people that say that

539
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: there's little voices coming out of that ship? Well, I

540
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: I think they're right. I do hear little voices coming

541
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: out of the ship. Are you capturing people inside that

542
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: little bottle? Well? I don't. I don't think there's actual

543
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: people in there. But I question question, question, question, Yes

544
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: are you news crew? I am nude crews Okay, sit down, Okay,

545
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: you're legitimate news crew. Heard. Uh, Mr guy, your wife

546
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: drowned under mysterio a circumstances in a bath with handprints

547
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: around her neck? Can you speak to that? It wasn't

548
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: that mysterious? I mean I dropped her. That's true. It's

549
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: true that you have plans to build another ship with

550
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: a glut on spiked at the front of it to

551
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: ram this ship. Yes, I I have you know that? Yes,

552
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 1: sick Oh, your son told us. Look, the main reason

553
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,720
Speaker 1: I'm here is to work out my relationship with my son. Okay,

554
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 1: so son, I hope I'm proving myself up here. You are,

555
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: and I just proved myself. I killed I killed the

556
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: life coach. Hi, everybody, doctor fix at all high Snoop,

557
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: that's really nice to meet you. Well, I guess that's

558
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: the end of the ship fest. There's no more funding.

559
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: Can I can take a look at that bottle with

560
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: the person who said? Um? No? Is that? Okay? All right? Wait,

561
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: well tell me more. Why do you want to I

562
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: don't know. There's something about her scratch on the bottle

563
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: for oxygen. That thing is you can see from here,

564
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: But I'm not physically strong enough to tug that big

565
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: bottle over. So um, what do you want to do

566
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: with the bottle? Purchase it? Okay? Okay? Do you have

567
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 1: do you have a trunk? I have a Fiat does

568
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: like mayonnaise? Um? I don't think this is going to

569
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: fit in a Fiat sir? Okay, well you know what

570
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: I tried. Wait wait, wait, I'm sure we can work something.

571
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: I am the manager here. Good job. Listen. We have

572
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: many different types of people and animals trapped in bottles,

573
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: so I'm sure we can find something to suit your taste.

574
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 1: Do you want a large person, a small person, baby,

575
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: a dog, an alligator? That right there is Oh wow,

576
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: the famous snoop. I'll tell you right now. That's why

577
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: I was drawn to it, that the crassness of it

578
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: all it's just something about it that's very homey. That's

579
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,839
Speaker 1: what I want to kind of bring into like really time. Yeah,

580
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: time my home together. Anyway. You know, I have a

581
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: Fiat and and I understand it's not gonna be able

582
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: to fit. Sure it will because we have one. We

583
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: have one of those those U haul things that you

584
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: hooked at the back of a car. Look at the

585
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 1: trailer you put that on there. She won't be needing much.

586
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: You can survive uf the mayonnaise for at least the

587
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: ride to your home. Yeah. Well I'm I'm not going

588
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: to open it. So yeah, okay, okay, So just a

589
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: couple quick things. Here's the pamphlet. She will die in

590
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: four days if you don't give her water. Okay. This

591
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: is a crossword puzzle inside the pamphlets. That correct. Yes,

592
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: that's correct. Yeah, that's that's just for fun. Okay, great, Yeah,

593
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: I did start one, um, patty, Well, then you can

594
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: give me a new one. That one that's for you

595
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 1: to get you started. I don't need to. I don't

596
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: need to get started. So you want the snoof Yeah,

597
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: I'll think that I'll take it. Yeah, all right, So

598
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: it's either going to be a hundred and thirt four

599
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, or you can spin this wheel here and

600
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: see if today today's a lucky day. It's up to you.

601
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: Up to you. I do have cash, I'll spin sure. Okay,

602
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: it looks like your charge. You were charging you with

603
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: two kisses on my chest. I'll pay cash. C Three councils,

604
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: Patroon v I P n G. Who wrote I'm hoping

605
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm in the right place to give a scene suggestion.

606
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: Hello alchemists. You're all amazing talented folk. At first, I

607
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 1: wasn't sure about an improv podcast, but eventually the Stockholm

608
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: syndrome set in, and I can't imagine not listening to

609
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: you all every week on repeat, even though I do

610
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: love you all. Joey's nonsensical phrases like I should have

611
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: had no teeth and drank soup like my goddamn sister said,

612
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 1: cracked me up and haunt me forever in a good way.

613
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: I actually said that in a meeting the other day,

614
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: just to see what the reaction would be, and it

615
00:37:54,239 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: was very quiet. Yeah, thanks for hanging in there, ma'am um.

616
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: Same suggestion. Something goes wacky at the US Jigsaw Puzzle

617
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: championship taking place in New Orleans, so maybe there's a

618
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: creole twist. Thank you for filling our lives with laughter

619
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 1: and love, Angie, gentlemen, thank you for tuning again too.

620
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: Now in New Orleans. Now this son that I gotta say,

621
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: it's gonna be something good. Now everyone lives one of one?

622
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 1: Where is gonna get a pound of oysters? Now that

623
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: there's a little little chicken. There's a cat press too.

624
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: But you gotta when you gotta, you get at satur Alright,

625
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the High Regency in for

626
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: the US Jigsaw puzzle competition. Excuse me, excuse me? Can

627
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: I I'm sorry? Um this jigsaw pustle it's got The

628
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: pieces are so small it's hard for me to see

629
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: the picture. And I'm used to competing with jig sauce

630
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: to I could I get to the leave some larger pieces.

631
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: I paid my entry fee. I feel like I deserve

632
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: to at least compete. Uh well, I looked like you

633
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,919
Speaker 1: got kicked out of that little festival hots whole things

634
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 1: rigged said, Yes, now you gotta do something event, it's

635
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: not fair what you're calling me onto the airbow We're

636
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: gonna hustle, gator. Huh home with me on the air boat. Gators,

637
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 1: I do jigsaw hustles. Okay, him out, no no no,

638
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: let me let me on the boat. Him out, no no, no, no,

639
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: no no please. I've been kicked out. Let's get out.

640
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: You kicked out. You had an invitation you would dick

641
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: you kick get out? What No, I'll shake this chicks'll

642
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: hustle into the water. Just listen. I just I've been

643
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: kicked out of on here. We did it with some

644
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: different things. Boy, what's your backstory? My back story? Your

645
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: back look, well, my my backstory. Scale take off. You

646
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 1: know what it is. It's the movie. All right, thanks

647
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 1: for letting on the boat. This boat don't work. We're

648
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 1: taking it, ain't going this is this is a station

649
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: ever bost look at empty you know when you drove

650
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: a buzzle in the water, we think of you. This

651
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: there's plans and some seeds. You know. Waters is the

652
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: place with a lot of magic by getting spail. Yeah,

653
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: what does that have anything to do with it? When

654
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: they dropped the buzz in the wall, how do you do?

655
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: Mr Richardson back at the hotel already? Yeah, okay, you

656
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: know what, I've got a couple of people that are

657
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,720
Speaker 1: going to be coming in. Could we make some duplicate

658
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 1: room keys to highlight your rooms in me? You know what,

659
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 1: you might want to step back for a little time. Sorry,

660
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: So we're gonna have to kick you out. Wait, I've

661
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: already paid up front. I understand that, Jeremy. Hey, hey, guys,

662
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: speed it up and kick him out. Listen, I'm here

663
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: for the International Jigsaw Championship and I've paid from my

664
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: room upfront. Sir Jeremy, don't indulge him. You're gonna have to.

665
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to get security rot to remove understand security. Hi,

666
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: sir um So, I don't know if you've noticed, but

667
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: you're the only person in the competition this year. You

668
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 1: can just put the puzzle pieces down. You've you've won, Okay,

669
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 1: I'd still like to complete the puzzle. Okay, the time

670
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: is still running, so that is your choice. Okay, I

671
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: really like to take my time to sure. I would

672
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: encourage you to beat yourself if you will, you know,

673
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: maybe be the world record time. So this is a

674
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: two thousand piece puzzle that's correct, and it's all just

675
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 1: one uniform color. One color. Yeah, Okay, this is going

676
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: to take a few days. Yeah, yeah, I mean, Joyce,

677
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: Joe or you could stop now we had the trophy

678
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 1: waiting for I really would like to finish the puzzle.

679
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: You're you're a purious that one here to do puzzles. Okay, um, okay, folks,

680
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: if you can all just get closer to each other.

681
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: I'm Jonathan. Thank you for joining us on the walking doorm.

682
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: This is nice. It's very nice out the seed my heels. Okay,

683
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: are we going to be on cobblestone? Is this a cobblestone?

684
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: Kind of a nigh all cobblestones, but those heels look fine.

685
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: This is nice. Yeah, now this first place. If this

686
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 1: Bourbon street stick together, we'll get the Bourbon street. So

687
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 1: this is not Bourbon Street. No, when can we shout?

688
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: Just help people to show us their tits at some point? Oh,

689
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Tell me when that is. I don't

690
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 1: want to miss It'll be on street, show us your tits. Okay,

691
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: that's a good practice. I'll be on the left. I

692
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: didn't like that is a mysterious. She finds that offensive, sir.

693
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: If you keep that out that sort of can we

694
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: kick him out? Yeah, we're going to vote him off

695
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: the island here, guys don't understand that. Ut guys out

696
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: of here. Stay together, everybody. I'll be on the left.

697
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: Is a haunted house. That a Bourbon house. This was

698
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 1: once owned by Harry Shear. You may know him as

699
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: a voice guy from The Simpsons. Yeah, he had owned

700
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: this house for seventeen years. Some on camera work as well.

701
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: She certainly has. Let's go over your favorite miss of

702
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: Harry's camera work. Did you enjoy him in the Waynes

703
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 1: world too? I guess right, he was very good. What

704
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 1: happened to your voice? That's I've actually have visited this

705
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: voodoo priestess and I got a It was on Bourbon Street.

706
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: Did you speak with laure did? She had one out

707
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: of all um and so I got these two personalities.

708
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: That's a gift. That's a gift that keeps on giving.

709
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: Now Harry sold this house for a small profit, but

710
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 1: he left behind a big ghost. If we're listening carefully

711
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: to hear the sizeable ghost, I was in a rap

712
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: plaise have been a wrong time? I hear it. I'm

713
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: Dr John. That's right now. I'll stay together, but I'll

714
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: pay on the rod is driving you off. Oh I

715
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: don't have anywhere to go. I just like to come on,

716
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: come on. If you don't have a destination, kick you out.

717
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: This is it. This is all I got. I got

718
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: kicked out of the puzzle competition. I got kicked out

719
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 1: of my hotel. I got kicked out of the boat.

720
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: I got kicked out of the walking tour. You can't

721
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:26,800
Speaker 1: kick somebody out of walking down the street. Yeah, I

722
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: got a place I could take it. You ever heard

723
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 1: of Marie Lavo? Marie la Who? Alright, you haven't the

724
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: answers no you have not. No, I haven't. I know

725
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: you haven't. Because you said the name strange, they have

726
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: to I repeat it. Okay, I never heard of. I'm

727
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: at the end of my rope. Okay, So whatever you

728
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: think that there is that can help a guy like

729
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: me that gets kicked out of everything? All right? Right

730
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: down there? See that weaven willow? That tree? Do you see? So? No,

731
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: you don't see it, hang droopy branch. You know what

732
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: you're kicked over there? Kicked out? Okay, welcome, sub man.

733
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: Help you? What the what size rope can I help

734
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: you with today? You know what is something longer than one?

735
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: I've got right now the longest Do you feel at

736
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: times you're getting to the end of your rope? I

737
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: feel like I'm at the end of my rope? And

738
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: why don't we go a little longest? Yes, the longest one.

739
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: What was the length of the last rope piece? We're

740
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: going to go tin, aren't we? Yes? Part of me?

741
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 1: I hear, I see you're chopping for rope now. They

742
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: don't like me around here? What you doing, Jimmy? All right, nothing,

743
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: I'm just I can be here, I can walk around, Jimmy, Jack,

744
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: you don't mean non Madame LaRue, what did you hear that? No?

745
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: I did on ten foot of rope? Is gonna what

746
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go into? What? I don't need that rope anymore.

747
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna follow that guy. Well, thanks and tell your

748
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: friends a shop. Uh, you really haven't started your puzzle.

749
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: I mean, well, you know, I'd like to separate the

750
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: edge pieces from the center piece. This is first. I

751
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: know some of the other referees have been over. You

752
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: do not need to complete it, Okay, I think I do. Listen,

753
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: we have to be here as long as you're here, okay,

754
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: And you're the only one here. Okay, you won you want, Okay,

755
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 1: I have an open reservation at my hotel. Let's stay

756
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: here as long as I listen. I got a panda

757
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: oysters right here. Just sucking take them, okay, just fucking

758
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: take them. You want to actually have a seafood allergy? Um, sir,

759
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: we'd love to vacuum the ballroom. Okay, Well, don't don't

760
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: vacuum the pieces up. I might have dropped one on

761
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: the floor. I couldn't help. But notice you're the only

762
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: person left in the puzzle contest. As excited as we

763
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: were to host the puzzle contest, I think if you're

764
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: the only person left in a contest, you won the contest,

765
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: you could clear the ball room. Sir, Well, I I

766
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: don't agree with that. I think this is a competition

767
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 1: about finishing puzzles. I talked to the referees um, which

768
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was the thing the bay. Thank

769
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: you won? Now does this look like a straight edge here?

770
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm here for little Cindy lou who do you have

771
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: a reservation? No, but I can sign a reservation. Come

772
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: into the tree, into the tree, love that chicken from

773
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: papas Hi. I'm here for the I don't have a reservation.

774
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: But I feel like I'm meant to be here. Okay,

775
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: maybe come to the in new row. Well yeah, but

776
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: I have the option for a longer okay, and hang

777
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: on Okay? Is that resonating? I mean it resonates? What

778
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: you gotta hang yourself from this tree? Boy, I don't

779
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 1: know if that's what I want. That's not what I

780
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 1: was getting into that. Well, you could take it one

781
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: or two way. Okay, Um, I could swing from the

782
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: rope on the tree instead of Okay, maybe maybe what

783
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: I could do is like I've heard that you have

784
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: great powers. There's a competition. You're looking at my one novel. No,

785
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the other. The gaping sockets, you know

786
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,919
Speaker 1: what it is. Yeah, I was looking at the both

787
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 1: of them. I was interchanging awkwardly. Maybe we should kick

788
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: him out. No, no, no, no, no, no, He's all

789
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: I want is to go back to my Acama. Dr John, Listen,

790
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 1: there's a puzzle that Oh my god, who is that?

791
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: These are the three faiths? This does? Listen. There's a

792
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: puzzle competition that I came all the way here for

793
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 1: and I got kicked out. If I could turn back time,

794
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: if I could share and my share is straight. Hi,

795
00:48:56,040 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: welcome to the puzzle competition. Hi. I'm this puzzles like.

796
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: The pieces are just the right size. Great, enjoy the competition. Hey,

797
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: good luck, thank you. Oh there's a gator got losing

798
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:24,439
Speaker 1: the ball. Gator is eating that competitor speech. Okay, well

799
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm happy to win. I do want to finish the

800
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: puzzle first. I have a system where you take the

801
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: lid of the puzzle and you put the center pieces

802
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: there and then you just kind of line up the

803
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: straight continue there. Okay, we love this. It looks like

804
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: Mr Richard's passed, so we have an opportunity to give

805
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: his room away. Um, you mean there's a room availu

806
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: at the tardy paid for so we can kind of

807
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: reach out to anyone we like. He will. Will you

808
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 1: take it, dude? I think because like a st accation.

809
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: Come on, I haven't slept in a bed in anybody?

810
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 1: Does you should? You should try sleeping in a bed? Okay,

811
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 1: uh sure go wow right now, we don't take care

812
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,280
Speaker 1: of everything down here. Coming. It feels a little passive

813
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 1: aggressive that you brought to our attention that there was

814
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: a room available. We all know you haven't slept in months. Well,

815
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't want to that wasn't just say

816
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,479
Speaker 1: you want to sleep? I didn't say I didn't think

817
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: I didn't. I just think he deserves that. You just

818
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 1: think that Stewart. I guess I'm coming on too strong. Steward,

819
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: next room, someone, you know what? All sleep but I'm dead,

820
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: it's all. How about Stewart takes room. I just don't

821
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: want to impose. I don't want you to give it

822
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: to Stewart. I don't want Stewart to have it. Well,

823
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: it looks like you're spending the night here. You have

824
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: any request why here? Yeah, I guess, uh, okay. I

825
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: can also send a fact for you anywhere you'd like.

826
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, you know what I'd like to hear,

827
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: if you don't mind, I'd like to hear your number

828
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Speaker 1: one hit. The socks are on, but the feet are dry.

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Speaker 1: Please all right. That's very rarely requested about the fact

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Speaker 1: that it was a number one. Here, it's the socks on,

831
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Speaker 1: but the feet or dry. I can't get the socks on,

832
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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna tray. My feet are retaining water. My

833
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:16,359
Speaker 1: feet a retaining water. Thank you, Thank you. Dr John

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Speaker 1: That chicken from back do you have to say that

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Speaker 1: after every song. Yeah, I'm contractually obligated, all right, also

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Speaker 1: contractually igared a haunt every room in New Orleans. Yes, sir, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: we know you are a name to what I'm saying. Hello,

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Speaker 1: is that you a mate? It's me? Hello? A fact

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Speaker 1: coming in? Yeah? Well I don't I gotta call I

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Speaker 1: might want to can you can you call me back

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Speaker 1: on a second? Facts? Can you call me back in

842
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Speaker 1: a second, because I'm not it's not a fact? Alright? Uh? Yeah?

843
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Speaker 1: Are you in the bed? I am? And to be honest,

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Speaker 1: I did a little rearranging. It wasn't as we wanted it. Okay,

845
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Speaker 1: so things weren't as squared up. But you know, working

846
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Speaker 1: sleeping because Stewart, I am, you got her share. There's bad.

847
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Speaker 1: I mean we're talking here with Dr John. Um. John

848
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Speaker 1: John has been dead for years. Man. Oh I know

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Speaker 1: it's the spirit of Dr John. Yeah, it's just shocking

850
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Speaker 1: that he would. Okay, what you know what, why don't

851
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Speaker 1: you come up here? I think it's better if it's you.

852
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to impose. Um. What do you want

853
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: from room service? It's on Stewart. Oh, let's see. I

854
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: guess I'll take some wet lettuce. Uh, and at lettuce, like,

855
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: what is it your wedding day? I've got a bag

856
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Speaker 1: of bes. Actually, can I have a warm bag of

857
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: absolutely got that, got warm bag for you. But and

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Speaker 1: some went lettuce and some wet lettuce for me, and

859
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: you can put that in a bowl. Uh and anything

860
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: from Papaye's Stewart. Stewart is a steward in the background.

861
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Speaker 1: R he's supporting you. Yeah, supporting want some bit skits?

862
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: We have the beignets coming, so I think those came

863
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: from my biscuit halapana whatever. I know, right either, I

864
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: just laid him. We've got it all under control at

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Speaker 1: the front test that you know. I knew you would.

866
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: I will. I'm gonna shut off my work in a second. Okay. Also,

867
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Speaker 1: we're going to get a call I think a little

868
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Speaker 1: bit from Mr Richard's family. Worry about it, Yeah, okay,

869
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: don't worry. If there's a call coming in and it

870
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 1: sounds like that's probably a fact you got it, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I can put him on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, Dr John, Hey, how you doing. Ah? We

873
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Speaker 1: tell everyone about you. You're so famous. The Lord's so famous.

874
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: I've never had the pleasure myself. This is a real rush.

875
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Speaker 1: I love that. Thank you. I got to do that.

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00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 1: It's another spirit walking into this room, into this hotel.

877
00:53:51,800 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: I Mr Richard Doors, Molly gay Her, and now I

878
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 1: look like this. I really prefer Dr John. I have

879
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 1: a room that should be mine for them. I'm sorry,

880
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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to kick you out. We've built the

881
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Speaker 1: ro Wait a minute. This this puzzle. It's a picture

882
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: of me putting together the puzzle. So you're gonna have

883
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Speaker 1: to leave the ball room. We're gonna have to vacuum.

884
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 1: And that there's somebody about to murder me. And that's

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Speaker 1: our show. Let's thank all of our alchemists and no

886
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Speaker 1: particular order. James Heeney, thank you for having me. Go

887
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Speaker 1: to the real James Heney dot com for anything you'd

888
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Speaker 1: like to see with me in it, essad, thanks for

889
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Speaker 1: having me. I had a blast go to Dynasty typewriter

890
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Speaker 1: and thanks for having me. I had a blast go

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Speaker 1: to Dynasty typewriter, Tom Joey Grill, James Heeney, Yeah, thanks

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Speaker 1: for blasting me. I had a had and uh ask

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Speaker 1: on Twitter, our producer and engineer at the Star Pain

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Speaker 1: heart media. Kevin went to three on Instagram. Thank you

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Speaker 1: all for joining us. Until next time.