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Speaker 2: Would you?

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Speaker 3: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 4: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 1: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 1: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 1: uses this charming pickup line on you. Do you like

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Speaker 1: Mexican food?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Because I want to wrap you in my arms and

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Speaker 1: make you my bay rito. Whatever you do, she's more

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Speaker 1: of a taco girl. Is this the urge to spit

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Speaker 1: in his pink Senorita Margarita and instead tell him that

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Speaker 1: he's the chips to your tub of pico digayo and

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Speaker 1: then give him the digits of the loser line, so

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Speaker 1: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play

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Speaker 1: on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Hey, it's you know from the bus. We

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Speaker 5: met on the bus. I just thought it was incredibly

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Speaker 5: like fortuitous that I needed a locksmith and you're a lasteth.

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Speaker 5: So I'm outside his apartment right now. I hope you're

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Speaker 5: on the way because he's usually home around five thirty,

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Speaker 5: so this will not take long and I'll just get

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Speaker 5: in there. I'm gonna find the watch again from for

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Speaker 5: his birthday. May get it and get out. So hopefully

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Speaker 5: you're just going to show up. I'm looking out see

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Speaker 5: you're doing.

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Speaker 6: Next message again, Wow, what is going on?

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Speaker 1: Locksmith's won't help women break into random guys apartments anymore

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Speaker 1: to steal their stuff. What's this world's coming to?

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Speaker 7: I thought like locksmiths have to be the most trustworthy

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Speaker 7: of all people.

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Speaker 3: You don't ever hear.

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Speaker 7: Of them getting busted for breaking into people's houses. If

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Speaker 7: I have that power, I would probably abuse it.

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Speaker 2: Next message, Sophie, I'm just gonna say again like it's

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Speaker 2: so refreshing to meet someone who Ashley gets it. And

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Speaker 2: if you meet me at mile post thirteen, I'll drive

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Speaker 2: us the rest of the way up okay, to the bunker.

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Speaker 2: I just don't want to tell you where it is

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Speaker 2: because you know, then you have to use your phone

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Speaker 2: for directions and you could be tracked and follow there

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Speaker 2: by well you know. So yeah, once we once we

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Speaker 2: get down in the bunker, I have a fullish stopped

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Speaker 2: we can have we can have dinner before dark and

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Speaker 2: h well, I guess then we can start putting the

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Speaker 2: plane together and get things in motion to unleash the

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Speaker 2: truth on the world, and I can't I'm so excited

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Speaker 2: and I can't wait. Make sure you turn the location

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Speaker 2: find her on your phone off like I mean, because

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Speaker 2: that's obviously a deal breaker.

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Speaker 7: Bunker rules one on one.

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Speaker 1: Been in a lot of bunkers.

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Speaker 2: I want to honestly ask, is it hot, ladies.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, the bunker probably, it probably is hot. Like I

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Speaker 7: just feel like there's not a lot of circulation, not

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Speaker 7: often windows in those things.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I kind of resonate with what

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Speaker 1: that guy was saying. I too want to unleash the

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Speaker 1: truth onto this world, and you're going to find those

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Speaker 1: hidden secrets in one of two places. The first is

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Speaker 1: on Jose's back because when he fell asleep in studio

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Speaker 1: I wrote a mysterious message there.

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Speaker 2: Can you see it through the hair?

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Speaker 1: The other place is on the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page,

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Speaker 1: where we post the things the government doesn't want you

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Speaker 1: to see, phone taps, parody songs, and the best loser

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Speaker 1: line voicemails of the week, mostly for the.

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Speaker 7: Health of this country that they don't want you to

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Speaker 7: see it, but don't tell anyone.

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Speaker 1: Stay vigilant, my friends. Now let's get back to the clips.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hi, it's least from the bar. I think

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Speaker 6: it was pretty cool that we got to meet. Hey,

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Speaker 6: I do have a question. So I got this message

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Speaker 6: on Facebook about how Elon isn't given away like one

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Speaker 6: hundred free Tesla's and I was hoping that you could

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Speaker 6: put a good word in for me because I signed

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Speaker 6: up and I haven't heard anything. But you know, if

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Speaker 6: he's your brother, if you tell him about me and

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Speaker 6: how cool I am, then he'll choose me to be

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Speaker 6: one of those one hundred winners of the Tesla yay,

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Speaker 6: because I've always wanted one. You know, like you as well.

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Speaker 6: This is not just about the Tesla, because I was

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Speaker 6: going to say, if you wanted to get together have

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Speaker 6: a drink or something another again, please let me know.

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Speaker 6: So once again, Luis is my full name. So once

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Speaker 6: he looks at the Facebook messages and stuff, look up

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Speaker 6: so I can get one of those Tesla's. That'd be awesome.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Jose are you using that again that I'm

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Speaker 1: Elon's brothers? Must I'll look you up.

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Speaker 8: Jone, work on anybody.

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Speaker 7: He's just pale for some other reason.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he got more white in him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just all the white yeah.

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Speaker 1: For real, does not have a brother, right, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what he does he's I mean, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 7: Tell you he very much reads only child like. That

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Speaker 7: guy does not read like he was. If he has

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Speaker 7: a brother, it's definitely younger.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, I am so sorry. I swear

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Speaker 4: I was going to meet you at that Starbucks.

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Speaker 3: I was totally planning the head there after my nap,

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Speaker 3: but I kept getting snooze like I didn't even mean

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Speaker 3: to do it. My brain was saying, don't hit it,

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Speaker 3: don't hit it, but my hand said he did.

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Speaker 2: He can.

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Speaker 4: His brain needs to speak because he took too many

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Speaker 4: illegal substances. I was like, shut up, hand. My hand

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Speaker 4: wouldn't listen anyway. I gotta take some more stuff, but

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Speaker 4: protect me. I won't do Starbucks another time, and I

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Speaker 4: won't let my hands stop me.

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Speaker 3: I won't try to take over either the hand.

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Speaker 8: By the way, I want to have that guy on

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Speaker 8: this show not to do just his snarky hands, his

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Speaker 8: hands calling another hand.

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Speaker 7: I thought it was interesting that his hand had to

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Speaker 7: introduce himself and if he did a hand talking, yeah.

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Speaker 6: He's a talker.

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Speaker 1: Listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

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Speaker 1: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: TikTok page. We can hear your favorite loser lines of

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Speaker 1: the week right there. We're gonna do a phone tap

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Speaker 1: right after this

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Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning