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Speaker 1: Today, we call a longtime employee at the mall. And

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Speaker 1: this is a woman who's been there for decades, so

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Speaker 1: she's seen it all and heard it all. But I

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Speaker 1: promise she's never had a customer complaint quite like this.

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Speaker 1: When Brooke puts on her irrationally angry mom hat aka

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Speaker 1: her normal hat, she goes off about what she saw

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Speaker 1: at the shopping center the other day that scarred her

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Speaker 1: children for life.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how they're going to come back from it.

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Speaker 1: So Brook's looking for a pound of flesh and she's

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Speaker 1: not backing down. In your phone, tap right now.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for calling Side Galleria. This is Eileen. How

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Speaker 3: can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to file an official complaint with management.

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Speaker 2: So who do I need to speak to? Ma'am?

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry you've had such a bad experience. What

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Speaker 3: can I do to help you? And I will expedite

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Speaker 3: this complaint.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to tell you I was recently there

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Speaker 2: with my two sons, Timmy and Jimmy Junior. Hello, are

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Speaker 2: you even listening to me?

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Speaker 3: Give me a moment. Just please be nice. I'm definitely

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Speaker 3: taking down your complaint. Everything. Oh this is nice.

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Speaker 2: Wait till you hear what happened.

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Speaker 3: I'm listening, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: So me and my boys were enjoying our Annie Dance

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Speaker 2: pretzels when I saw an absolutely horrific scene in one

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Speaker 2: of your courtyards.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what happened.

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Speaker 2: It's a fountain with four statues of young boys, all

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Speaker 2: with their girkins out. Oh you want me to say it?

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Speaker 2: Is that what you want?

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: You're vile and crude. Statue of four young boys relieving

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Speaker 2: themselves into the water, does that reabel?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's just a statue, ma'am. And it's just a

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Speaker 3: water fountain. It's been there, I mean, so you know

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's kind of protected by the city because it's

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Speaker 3: considered like a landmark.

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Speaker 2: Okay, may I remind you the mall is a family environment.

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Speaker 3: I understand your complaint, but it's just a statue. And

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Speaker 3: when it comes to boys relieving themselves in fountains and waters,

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Speaker 3: and you know, you see it everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I wish my boys hadn't seen it, because you

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Speaker 2: know what they do.

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Speaker 3: Now. I don't, ma'am, I don't even know. I don't

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Speaker 3: even know if I should know what they do.

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Speaker 2: Well, take some notes. Because of your r rated fountain

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Speaker 2: of mischief, they think it's okay to whip out their

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Speaker 2: little shish kabobs and pee wherever they want. What do

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Speaker 2: you have to say to that.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's probably a parenting issue. Excuse me, not so

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Speaker 3: much small issues. Excuse me.

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Speaker 2: It's only happened since they saw your freaky fountain.

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Speaker 3: Okay, ma'am, ma'am, I understand your complaint. I will don't understand.

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Speaker 2: They took out their little JoJo's while I was at

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Speaker 2: the atmuse.

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Speaker 3: That's not my fault, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: Then again in the middle of the grocery store, again

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Speaker 2: not my fault, and on each other while we were

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Speaker 2: riding the bus.

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Speaker 3: Now that's just a little bit more information I need

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Speaker 3: to know. Do you know?

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Speaker 2: Do you know how embarrassing it is as a mother

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Speaker 2: when I need to apologize as my kids attempt to

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Speaker 2: wash the neighbor's car. I'm using their quotes when I

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Speaker 2: say wash.

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Speaker 3: Look, I know you want to blame your boys ping

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Speaker 3: on everything on the mall's fault, but I don't believe

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Speaker 3: it is our responsibility.

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Speaker 2: Really, because when I say stop. My boys look at

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Speaker 2: me saying mommy, why is it okay for the statue

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Speaker 2: kids at the mall to do it? Why can't I

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Speaker 2: do it?

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Speaker 3: On mem Oh my god, I think.

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Speaker 2: You need to apologize to Mema.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who Mema is, and I really don't.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to say anything to that person.

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Speaker 2: Well, what am I supposed to say to my boys?

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Speaker 3: Maybe you could explain to them that they are just

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Speaker 3: statues from hundreds of years ago, and no, they're just

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Speaker 3: just artwork.

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Speaker 2: So you want me to ruin their sense of childhood? Wonder?

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Speaker 3: Give me a break, Jenny, don't stop. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: on the slot, this is not a water part. Can

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Speaker 3: I just take down your name and number and I

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Speaker 3: will follow it.

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Speaker 2: I will give you my name after I tell you

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Speaker 2: that you need to call that pervy sculptor who did

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Speaker 2: this in the first place and have them installed tiny

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Speaker 2: jurnals in the fountain so the boys are actually peen

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Speaker 2: into something appropriate.

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Speaker 3: Well, the sculptor's dead and has been dead.

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Speaker 2: Well that's gonna be a problem, isn't it. And by

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Speaker 2: the way, my name is Brooke from the radio show

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Speaker 2: Brooke A. Jeffrey in the Morning and this is a

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Speaker 2: phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, what.

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Speaker 1: I already mine?

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Speaker 3: Hi Eileen, It's just Brooke. I'm not Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: I'm like those people cannot be that crazy. But I

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Speaker 3: wasn't surprised your husband did set you up.

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Speaker 2: He said. More people have been coming back to the mall,

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Speaker 2: which is great, but more complaints are coming in because

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Speaker 2: of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is the best complaint ever, So, I mean, the.

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Speaker 2: Tiny jurnals would be a really cute addition to that fountain, though.

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Speaker 3: Shorts. Yeah, wake up.

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Speaker 2: Every morning with foot tabs weekday mornings.

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Speaker 3: On the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning