Speaker 1: If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week
Speaker 1: was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of the
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Speaker 1: gets the they download. That would help if they listen
Speaker 1: to it. It would help if they listen to it.
Speaker 1: But it is Sunday and the mail bag and the
Speaker 1: man who online is known as Ryan McBain, but to
Speaker 1: us he's Ryan Smith, and he is back for the
Speaker 1: Sunday mail back, very exciting Ryand you want to rip
Speaker 1: Boston again like you did yesterday? How dare you? Yes?
Speaker 1: I would love to, because Boston is just a ship hole. Yes,
Speaker 1: I said, guns blazing, baby, guns blazing. What if you
Speaker 1: got offered a big time radio job in Boston and
Speaker 1: they paid you like a ton of money, would you
Speaker 1: move to Boston? I'd rather do a local radio show
Speaker 1: in hell. Hell. Yes, you were all about burning those bridges, burning,
Speaker 1: burn baby, burn out there you When you burn the bridges,
Speaker 1: it's easier to see the path in front of you
Speaker 1: from the top rope, Ryan McBain, Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: All right. I don't like it, Okay, I don't like
Speaker 1: all right, it's fine, you don't have to like it.
Speaker 1: I don't care those things I don't like either. Tom
Speaker 1: is a fraud. You have BDS. You were suffering from BDS.
Speaker 1: Boston derangement syndrome. Stop stop, okay, anyway, listen, we we've
Speaker 1: got a bunch of emails. I want to thank you guys.
Speaker 1: You guys have done a great job. The email. It
Speaker 1: was a little slow this week. I got concerned. I
Speaker 1: post this on Wednesday and I looked and we only
Speaker 1: had a few questions, and I was like, oh crap,
Speaker 1: you know, I guess people don't like the mail bag. Um.
Speaker 1: But then it turned around and I went to the
Speaker 1: email and we had a bunch of questions on email,
Speaker 1: which was great. So that picked up the slack. But
Speaker 1: if you like it, we'll keep it going. Now, if
Speaker 1: we ever get to a point we don't have very
Speaker 1: many questions, we just won't do the Sunday podcast. We'll
Speaker 1: just end the Sunday podcast. We don't have to do
Speaker 1: the Sunday podcast. This is a bonus podcast. This is
Speaker 1: the eighth day of the week because I have a
Speaker 1: radio show tonight, uh you know, Sunday and the Monday
Speaker 1: that we will do so and it's not necessary to
Speaker 1: do the Sunday mail bag. I like doing it and
Speaker 1: we usually get tons of questions. This week was a
Speaker 1: little slow, So if you want to send a question.
Speaker 1: You do not have to wait for me to prompt you.
Speaker 1: You can send a question in any time if you're
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Speaker 1: number five. Real fifth hour at gmail dot com and
Speaker 1: ask ask us anyday. It's interesting. It's gotta be. It
Speaker 1: can't be really time specific. It's got to be kind
Speaker 1: of open ended, uh, interesting unique. If you want to
Speaker 1: open up old old wounds like we did with with Ryan,
Speaker 1: they're talking about Boston. He gets very upset by that.
Speaker 1: You can do that. It's all fair game. And then again,
Speaker 1: I will post usually on Wednesday, unless we record the
Speaker 1: podcast earlier than I'll do it on I'll do it
Speaker 1: on maybe Tuesday, but at some point during the week.
Speaker 1: So that is it. So let's answer these questions. Pierre
Speaker 1: in Springfield, Massachusetts, home of the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame,
Speaker 1: or Muffett McGraw isn't trying now? Do you hate Springfield, Massachusetts,
Speaker 1: which is at the other end of Massachusetts, which is
Speaker 1: far from Boston. Do you have Ryan a loathing for Springfield, Massachusetts. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me explain to see the best way I can
Speaker 1: if you were going to get the planet Earth and enema,
Speaker 1: you'd stick the host right in Massachusetts. Wow. Wow, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: You have had bad experiences with massholes. You have really
Speaker 1: had oh man, alright triggered anyway? Uh my my grandfather
Speaker 1: from Springfield, mass So you're you're you're urinating on my family.
Speaker 1: How dare you anyway? Uh? Pierre says Ben. It's pretty
Speaker 1: obvious that Coop treasures the elusive check mark on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Would it be possible for me to broker a deal
Speaker 1: between you and your future neighbor, Mr West of the
Speaker 1: four oh five. I don't even know who that guy
Speaker 1: is anymore. I propose that, in exchange for your services,
Speaker 1: that I may help David obtain said check mark. Maybe
Speaker 1: he could provide you with something that you covet say
Speaker 1: the VPN who gets verified at FSR would enrage Coope
Speaker 1: more gascon or ned Flanders. Yeah, well you know who
Speaker 1: Ned Flanders is locally? Locally yes, uh so, I would
Speaker 1: think based on the politics of gascon versus the politics
Speaker 1: of Coop, I'm guessing that Coop would be more upset
Speaker 1: of gascon got got verified. I wonder Pierre's like a
Speaker 1: made man. He knows people at Twitter. But I would
Speaker 1: love the VPN. I do cove at the VPN. I
Speaker 1: need to get. Do you have a good VPN? H? No,
Speaker 1: I don't. Unfortunately you don't. Do you have? Yeah? You do?
Speaker 1: It opens up a whole new world. You can get
Speaker 1: one on the dark web, So if you want to
Speaker 1: go in the dark web you can. That's a great question. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: yet again Mr West of the four oh five not here,
Speaker 1: so he he can't answer. But I'm all four it.
Speaker 1: I fully support it. I think it's a great idea
Speaker 1: and if you know people and you can make that happen,
Speaker 1: that would be great. Glenn in Chicago writes in the
Speaker 1: Windy City, a regularly listening to the podcast. He says, Hey, Ben,
Speaker 1: do you know why nine of baseball players are hitting
Speaker 1: a home run? When they're hitting After hitting home run,
Speaker 1: look up and point up in the air as they
Speaker 1: crossed the plate. Why has anybody not asked? Well, I
Speaker 1: think that's kind of obvious. I think they're just they're
Speaker 1: doing that because they believe that God help them hit
Speaker 1: the home run like the higher power in the heavens
Speaker 1: or they're sending a shout out to the heavens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how come we always think that heavens above us and
Speaker 1: not below us? What if it's what if it's the opposite?
Speaker 1: What if we've been wrong the whole time? Here? Ryan,
Speaker 1: third rail, ma may and it's the third rail. But
Speaker 1: always laughing when someone says, oh, thank thank God for
Speaker 1: this womenss and that, Yeah, okay, because God really cares
Speaker 1: about your victory when people are dying all over the world.
Speaker 1: That makes total sense. Yes, yes, I completely agree with you,
Speaker 1: and I've done many mailer monologues on that. But you know, now, Ryan,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do that anymore because
Speaker 1: you say anything that goes against group think and people
Speaker 1: get so upset, Like I pointed out the Naomi Osaka hypocrisy,
Speaker 1: and how you know she's anti media, but she's got
Speaker 1: a Netflix documentary, magazine covers all. She's only anti media
Speaker 1: when they ask questions she doesn't like, and so people
Speaker 1: get so upset and oh, how dare you and any
Speaker 1: dissenting opinions people do not like? But I'm right there
Speaker 1: with you. I'm pretty sure if there is a higher power,
Speaker 1: and we'll all find out, hopefully someday one day or another.
Speaker 1: But if there is, then I'm I'd like to think
Speaker 1: that they're not worried about, you know, Joe Blow winning
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl or hitting a home run in a
Speaker 1: baseball game, unless unless you're beating a Boston team, Okay come.
Speaker 1: Glenn also says I remember Dion Sanders back in the
Speaker 1: day doing this with the Reds, but it was after
Speaker 1: his father passed away. He and it continued. So it
Speaker 1: seems a bit annoying, and I feel it's it's done
Speaker 1: only for style points. Well, style points are important. You've
Speaker 1: got to have the razmutaslin. You gotta when when I
Speaker 1: was a young punk, I impersonated every baseball player. You
Speaker 1: know that, that batting stance guy who actually met him
Speaker 1: a few times, the batting stance guy on Twitters, guy's
Speaker 1: own little niche he impersonated, His impersonates random baseball players.
Speaker 1: Basis I used to do that when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: There's not that many unique batting stances these days in baseball,
Speaker 1: at least I haven't noticed that many. But you gotta
Speaker 1: stand out a little bit. You gotta stand out a
Speaker 1: little bit. Uh, let's see here. Glenn also says, have
Speaker 1: you thought about streaming your show or you know, podcast
Speaker 1: asked live on Twitch more Militia interaction. Yeah, Glenn, that's
Speaker 1: a great idea, but I don't own the show, and
Speaker 1: uh if if it was a way to monetize it
Speaker 1: for me, I would be all for it. I don't
Speaker 1: necessarily need to help the company make more money. They
Speaker 1: make plenty of money. Uh So if we did our
Speaker 1: own standalone thing, this is a under the I Heart umbrella.
Speaker 1: So I don't think you unless they wanted us to
Speaker 1: do it, but on our own I don't think we'd
Speaker 1: be allowed to do it. There's a lot of bureaucracy,
Speaker 1: which I try to avoid the bureaucracy as much as
Speaker 1: I can. I just try to stay in your lane.
Speaker 1: Is my my mentor LaVar Ball taught me stay in
Speaker 1: your life. That's what I do. That's what I did.
Speaker 1: That's it. What else do we have? One more from
Speaker 1: GLENNI says, since Gascon has been doing football games for Germany,
Speaker 1: has he viewed any German porn? If so, what did
Speaker 1: he type in the searche third rail? That's the third
Speaker 1: round my uh, Uh, yeah, what about you, Ryan, You
Speaker 1: and any German in German porn. I don't watch porn.
Speaker 1: I think it's very degrading. The men really not watch
Speaker 1: the porn. Yeah, that's a lot. Your nose is girl.
Speaker 1: Pinocchio knows this girl right there. I know you're you're
Speaker 1: on the porn side. You're saying, all right, let me
Speaker 1: change it up a little bit and you kick on
Speaker 1: the little flag for the different one of some of
Speaker 1: those sites of the different flags you can click on
Speaker 1: for Uh, it is interesting what certain parts of the
Speaker 1: world are into and you can you can get a
Speaker 1: kind of a feel for that depending on which flag
Speaker 1: you click. And not that I've done that. I've heard
Speaker 1: from other people. I've not done that because I'm a professional.
Speaker 1: I would not do that. Okay, dark web, There you go,
Speaker 1: the dark web. Andy writes in from He says, near
Speaker 1: Ben's Tommy's in Hoboville, Hollywood. Yeah, he's right there off
Speaker 1: the one on one Freeway. I used to stop at
Speaker 1: that Tommy's and get my my my triple cheeseburger and
Speaker 1: fries with chili cheese fries. Years was Tommy's in Hollywood,
Speaker 1: those late night food runs. Anyway, I says. Back in
Speaker 1: the day, I was This is from again Andy, He says,
Speaker 1: I was a big sports talk radio junkie. I moved
Speaker 1: from Philadelphia to Denver, to San Francisco, and then finally
Speaker 1: to l A, Go West, young man. I consume so
Speaker 1: much Tony Bruno, Pete Franklin, Ralph Barbieri, and eventually Joe
Speaker 1: and Duck, Joe McDonald and Doug Kricorian. Back in the
Speaker 1: day that I I bleed jingles and drops when live
Speaker 1: reads and the tyranny of ESPN radio spread like the
Speaker 1: plague I treated, retreated two blogs, and later dived headfirst
Speaker 1: into the early world of podcasting. Nowadays, Andy says he
Speaker 1: does not listen to live radio anymore. That's a shame.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have believed this a decade ago, he says.
Speaker 1: I do digest our content is Big Ben's content daily
Speaker 1: via the podcast, but not any other local or not
Speaker 1: radio shows. Again, I can't believe this fact, he and
Speaker 1: then he says he gets to the crescendo. He says,
Speaker 1: is local sports talk radio almost dead on terrestrial radio?
Speaker 1: Is it even remotely relevant nationally? Is the loony axiom
Speaker 1: of broadcasting not narrowcasting? Irrelevant today. Uh so I'll answer
Speaker 1: that you have some other questions here. So the way
Speaker 1: I'll say sports radio, it depends on the market. It
Speaker 1: depends on the market. And I again I'm gonna annoy
Speaker 1: Mr McBain over there. But I having worked in Boston,
Speaker 1: typically the top two radio stations are the top in
Speaker 1: the top five are both sports talkers. W e I
Speaker 1: and the Sports Hub in Boston are in the top five.
Speaker 1: Philadelphia also gets monster ratings in sports talk radio. Sports
Speaker 1: talk radio in l A does not get huge numbers.
Speaker 1: It just does not. It's never it's never gotten huge numbers. Ironically,
Speaker 1: when I did it back in the nineties, he had
Speaker 1: compared to the ratings that sports radio gets. Now, we
Speaker 1: had huge ratings. But at the time they thought they
Speaker 1: were terrible ratings. But you know, twentysomething years later, looking back,
Speaker 1: that was a massive number that we got compared to
Speaker 1: what the shows today get. Um. But there's still a
Speaker 1: large audience. But it it really is. Uh in in
Speaker 1: in l A. It's more of a niche thing. And
Speaker 1: but there's so many sports fans in l A. I
Speaker 1: know in in Minnesota it's k fan in Minnesota. My god,
Speaker 1: that is a blowtorch. We have so much interaction and
Speaker 1: so much feedback in Minnesota. So the point is it
Speaker 1: really depends on the city. And there's some cities were
Speaker 1: on we get no reaction. Nobody emails me, nobody posts
Speaker 1: anything on Twitter, nobody calls in from the I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if we're on. Maybe they turned
Speaker 1: the transmitter off. I have no idea, So you know,
Speaker 1: it's like but but there's other places that it's just
Speaker 1: like I feel like sometimes we're just doing the local
Speaker 1: Minnesota show. I could just talk about the Vikings and
Speaker 1: the Twins and the Timberwolves and that's it, and we'd
Speaker 1: have great feedback. And there's a lot of creative people,
Speaker 1: funny people in Minnesota love sports talk radio. We do
Speaker 1: very well in Houston, which is odd because all I
Speaker 1: do is rip the Stros and we get a lot
Speaker 1: of feedback from I guess that's the Howard Stern thing,
Speaker 1: you know, you know Howard Stern thing. Yes, yeah, Or
Speaker 1: if if they hate you, they listen longer. They call
Speaker 1: it the Howard Stern effect. They call it where people
Speaker 1: that really hate you they listen longer than those who
Speaker 1: love you, just to make sure they don't miss any
Speaker 1: opportunity to be outraged and offended. Well, I think in
Speaker 1: l A. Part of the problem is there's so much
Speaker 1: more to dude. You know, if you go to like
Speaker 1: to like Minnesota, Like, what's western do in Minnesota's ten
Speaker 1: thousand lakes? What are you talking about in the summer, les,
Speaker 1: Let's go to Lake Minnetonka. I mean, you are you
Speaker 1: are attacking. The first rule is to not attack the
Speaker 1: customer attack you. I'm just saying there's more to do
Speaker 1: in l A than there is in Minnesota. That's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't know. Listen, I'm I'm a pretty
Speaker 1: simple guy, and you're you're like me. You don't leave
Speaker 1: your house much, right other than go to work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're I think we're similar in that regard. We're both introverts.
Speaker 1: And so I would I could live in Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska,
Speaker 1: I'd be fine. I don't leave my house that much.
Speaker 1: I'd get a better steak. You know, there's probably a
Speaker 1: nice barbecue place. If I was in Kansas City. I'd
Speaker 1: love Kansas City because of the food. So I'd be fine.
Speaker 1: And uh, And there are more than ten thousand likes.
Speaker 1: There are eleven thousand, eight hundred and forty two lakes
Speaker 1: of ten acres or more in Minnesota. How about that.
Speaker 1: For a fact, if you ask the average person where
Speaker 1: would you rather live, Los Angeles or Minnesota, They're probably
Speaker 1: gonna say l A. Yes, Minnesota, all right, I understand
Speaker 1: because most people think will l A. You know, it's
Speaker 1: seventy five degrees every day and all that. You also
Speaker 1: have an infestation of homeless people overtaking southern California exactly
Speaker 1: prove my point. It's so it's so good that even
Speaker 1: though almost want to live. No, no, it's so good,
Speaker 1: the politicians and allow the homeless to defecate all over
Speaker 1: the streets and take it's a hostile takeover. And the
Speaker 1: politicians are so spineless and gutless that they don't do anything,
Speaker 1: which is I think the job of a politician is
Speaker 1: to make sure the community is clean and people are
Speaker 1: taking care of Listen. I feel bad you're homeless and
Speaker 1: you're down on your luck, But I think there are
Speaker 1: ways to handle it better than allowing them to drop
Speaker 1: a ship on the sidewalk on Ventura Boulevard. How about that.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it's a little bit of both. I mean, uh,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say wrong, all right, listen, it's I
Speaker 1: remember I haven't gone to the studio a while. Even
Speaker 1: in Sherman Oaks, that Sherman Oaks neighborhood, there are so
Speaker 1: many rich people up the hill there, you know, bell
Speaker 1: Airs right around the corner, and so many of those
Speaker 1: mansions up in the hills above Sherman Oaks, and they
Speaker 1: come down to go shopping and whatnot. And it is
Speaker 1: insane how many and a lot of these homeless people.
Speaker 1: Back in the old days were hidden and I'd see
Speaker 1: him at night, but now they're not even They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: they got their tents out there everywhere. It's craziness. It's unbelievable. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of them by my house. I'm like, wow.
Speaker 1: Times are rough, and seriously, it's it's very sad, and
Speaker 1: it is said, I feel terrible, but there's gotta be
Speaker 1: a better way to handle it, right, There's gotta be
Speaker 1: a better way to handle it. A think about the
Speaker 1: money that is wasted on bullshit by politicians and things
Speaker 1: that are not needed, and yet money could be reallocated
Speaker 1: to help homeless people. But then the other problem is
Speaker 1: that and you know, we've got homeless people that love
Speaker 1: to be homeless. They don't want to have a house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you ask the average homeless person, they rather be
Speaker 1: homeless in l A. The Minnesota. Thank you, Well, there's
Speaker 1: homeless in Minnesota. Yeah. But yeah, man, if you ask
Speaker 1: someone who's in Minnesota, would they rather be living in
Speaker 1: l A and their homeless, that's like, yeah, l A.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you l is a place to be. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of homeless in Hawaii. But you know what
Speaker 1: they used to do. I don't know if they still
Speaker 1: do this. When I was in Hawaii, there was a
Speaker 1: big story on the local news because I love watching
Speaker 1: local TV news when I go to different cities because
Speaker 1: it kind of it feels cool. You feel like you're
Speaker 1: you're you're a local. And I remember that a big story.
Speaker 1: There was like a big homeless problem in Honolulu. And
Speaker 1: so what they were doing was offering one way tickets
Speaker 1: to anywhere in the continent of the United States to
Speaker 1: the homeless to get him out of Hawaii. You can
Speaker 1: flight anywhere they want, just to leave the Hali because
Speaker 1: they figured they coming back, they ain't coming back, you
Speaker 1: know that gonna swim back to Hawaii, Cuba. Was this castro,
Speaker 1: this the beginning of like starface people out with the
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I don't think they're allowed to do that
Speaker 1: anymore because the Wokesters, you know, the Wokesers, weren't allowed
Speaker 1: that to happen. Jason in Rocky Mount, Virginia rights in
Speaker 1: on the mail bag. He says, big bat, I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed listening to the Talent Show this week with so
Speaker 1: many good Militia members involved. If you did not hear
Speaker 1: the Talent Show, go back and listen to what we
Speaker 1: did the review on yesterday's podcast and yesterday's podcast. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Jason says, do you think maybe we should do it
Speaker 1: twice a year, perhaps slip one in before Christmas? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah about that. I think once a year is the
Speaker 1: right amount. We we do the awards, once a year
Speaker 1: we do the Talent Show. These are some of the
Speaker 1: big events. These are markers, right, These are things that
Speaker 1: that we look forward to, and if you do it twice,
Speaker 1: it waters it down. I am gonna push back on that. Jeez,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna push back on you. I said we could,
Speaker 1: we could do it in December and then do it
Speaker 1: again in July. But I think once a year is
Speaker 1: the right amount um. But if if unch of people
Speaker 1: wanted twice a year, we can do it. Be sure
Speaker 1: to catch live editions of The Ben Meller Show weekdays
Speaker 1: at two am Eastern eleven p m Pacific on Fox
Speaker 1: Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Okay, Who's Next?
Speaker 1: Vall's fan Jimmy from Fayetteville, Tennessee, is next, he says Ben.
Speaker 1: Since Half Pint has run a foul of the law,
Speaker 1: will she be giving be given the Reggie Bush treatment?
Speaker 1: All records are raised and all Benny's returned? And is
Speaker 1: there any chance cooking with Roberto will be replaced with
Speaker 1: cooking with Half Pint since she has become a master chef? Well,
Speaker 1: great questions, vaws Fann Jimmy uh, And we have no
Speaker 1: integrity on the Ben Mallor Show. In terms of the
Speaker 1: Benny's we will not ask for Half Pint to return
Speaker 1: the award she won with beer drinking Brian at all.
Speaker 1: In fact, it seems to be a requirement to be
Speaker 1: on the edge, to do like a tap dance on
Speaker 1: the edge of civility, to be a celebrity caller to
Speaker 1: the show. So now we love half Pint. She's obviously
Speaker 1: had some interesting situations in her life. I have, thanks
Speaker 1: to our lawyer friend Michael in New Jersey, I have
Speaker 1: learned more about half Pint, and you could put her
Speaker 1: in the desperado bandit category. Uh so she's she's had
Speaker 1: a lot of activity with law enforcement and whatnot. What's happening.
Speaker 1: But who am I. She's got a pretty big rap sheet,
Speaker 1: you know, pretty rap sheet, so criminal history, I should say.
Speaker 1: But we like her. She's nice to us, and we
Speaker 1: don't really know her as that person. So it's the
Speaker 1: mad at a radio. That's a great thing. You We
Speaker 1: don't know these people that call in and to be delinquents.
Speaker 1: You could be running Fortune five hundred companies, or you
Speaker 1: could be visiting the House of Corrections. Who knows. But
Speaker 1: we will find out in another ten days or something
Speaker 1: like that or less than that. Now, whether or not
Speaker 1: she'll be spending a lot of time in the gulag,
Speaker 1: we will, we will see. Carlos in Houston writes and says,
Speaker 1: what is the origin story on that clown, the Boston hater?
Speaker 1: You had another Boston reference? Uh well, I'll start Carlos
Speaker 1: with that. I said, you also have another question here
Speaker 1: He says about Tammy and Montana. But the first one
Speaker 1: the Boston hat sold this. This started years and years
Speaker 1: ago in the early days of Fox Sports Radio UH
Speaker 1: and the Boston Hater he went by a different name.
Speaker 1: He started calling us up and he just wanted to
Speaker 1: bash the teams in Boston's kind of like McBain over.
Speaker 1: Guy's a Yankee fan and all that. He lives in Florida.
Speaker 1: Now the Boston Haters, so he but he used to
Speaker 1: he used to call up, and then we determined that
Speaker 1: he would only really call up after a certain he
Speaker 1: got older, and the only time he would really call
Speaker 1: up was when the Bruins would get eliminated or the
Speaker 1: Patriots would lose in the playoffs or not make the
Speaker 1: playoffs with the Red Sox. And so he became the
Speaker 1: Boston Hater and he would just call up. And what
Speaker 1: he does Ryan as he calls up and does like
Speaker 1: a two and a half minute speel where he just
Speaker 1: dances on the grave of the Boston team and he says,
Speaker 1: it's a Boston Haters, you know, celebration or whatever he says,
Speaker 1: and then he he goes to this whole list about
Speaker 1: how the Red Sox are frauds. The Patriots are frauds,
Speaker 1: the Celtics are frauds, like the whole thing. So that's
Speaker 1: that's his stick, and we allow him to do that,
Speaker 1: realizing we do pretty well in Boston. We have a
Speaker 1: lot of listeners there and I have gotten some very
Speaker 1: angry messages from our New England listeners towards the Boston Heater.
Speaker 1: And he also got me in some trouble because somebody
Speaker 1: was so triggered because he took a shot. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you know who Johnny Pesky is. Do you
Speaker 1: know who Johnny Pesky is? An old baseball player. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they the He was a Red Sox legend like it,
Speaker 1: wasn't a great player, but he played for the Red
Speaker 1: Sox and they named the foul poll at Finway Park
Speaker 1: down the right field line is really close and Johnny
Speaker 1: Pesky would hit it quite a bit, so they named
Speaker 1: it the Pesky Poll. He's allegend, like a local legend.
Speaker 1: He's passed away a few years back. But anyway, the
Speaker 1: Boston Hater just pissed all over Johnny Pesky. And you
Speaker 1: know I had nothing to do with it. I just
Speaker 1: allowed I allowed him on the air. Fine, but I
Speaker 1: allow a lot of people on here and and some
Speaker 1: some some guy in Boston has so upset that this
Speaker 1: guy on the local airwaves on the Red Sox station
Speaker 1: at the time was trashing Johnny Pesky that he was
Speaker 1: he demanded an apology. It was so ridiculous, it was
Speaker 1: they was like talking about pulling the show. It was
Speaker 1: so stupid. Someoney got triggered, exactly. That was a long
Speaker 1: That was before it was cool to be triggered. That
Speaker 1: was a long time ago. He also says, is Tammy
Speaker 1: and Montana she says, or Carlo says Tammy and Montana
Speaker 1: must be loaded with cash helping out the Mallem militia. Well, no,
Speaker 1: she's not loaded Tammy. I know a little bit about Tammy.
Speaker 1: Tammy's is just a hard working woman. She's got a job.
Speaker 1: You know, she's got a job. She's she just likes
Speaker 1: to help people out. She likes to give back acts
Speaker 1: of kindness, which better than me. I don't do that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, very kind Yeah, we Tammy has helped out
Speaker 1: a lot of listeners. She stepped out flexis and hollering
Speaker 1: James and also lately half pint and beer drinking Brian,
Speaker 1: among others. We call her the mother Teresa of the
Speaker 1: show because she does look out for some of our
Speaker 1: more unique characters, and we have many, and so we
Speaker 1: we appreciate that. Uh. And then Carlos says, I demand
Speaker 1: the whole song from Raz from the Talent Show. I
Speaker 1: couldn't stop laughing. Well, Carlos, it's on YouTube. I know
Speaker 1: you're off social media. Does YouTube count of social media?
Speaker 1: And I don't know it? Does it does? Okay? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well if you go on YouTube, raz Quit the band
Speaker 1: has his own YouTube channel and he put the tire
Speaker 1: song up so you can listen to it, and you
Speaker 1: should subscribe to his channel. Raz as a friend of
Speaker 1: the show. He's a very talented, middle aged musician in Minnesota.
Speaker 1: And I like the guy. He's good. He's new onto
Speaker 1: the scene over the last year or so. Less than that,
Speaker 1: we think he's pretty good. So ras Quit the band
Speaker 1: and he said the song was about erectile dysfunction, not masturbation.
Speaker 1: It sounded like masturbation, so we had to dump it.
Speaker 1: It was like an homage to Blair in Maine. That's
Speaker 1: what it sounded like to me. Blair, who's famously said
Speaker 1: he enjoys too self manipulate his his man man bits
Speaker 1: and uh and all that third round, third round, Mama.
Speaker 1: It's a podcast, mama. Anyway, r J in saying in
Speaker 1: Tonio the Alamo, do you hate San Antonio because text
Speaker 1: Mex sucks? Text Mex blows? I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about that. No, it's not it's not the proper
Speaker 1: Mexican food. Anyway, r J in San Antonio says, you're
Speaker 1: ten years old, what's on your agenda on a Saturday morning? Alright,
Speaker 1: great question, r J. So ten year old Ben going
Speaker 1: the way back machine here. First of all, I was
Speaker 1: obsessed with baseball at age ten, played played baseball, was
Speaker 1: convinced that I was gonna be in the big leagues. Uh.
Speaker 1: And I would have been if it hadn't been for
Speaker 1: those meddling other players that were better than me. But
Speaker 1: this week in baseball, this Weekend Baseball, I recalled during
Speaker 1: the summer, This Weekend Baseball, which was then the lead
Speaker 1: into the NBC Game of the Week. And man, was
Speaker 1: that a big That was a big thing. And being
Speaker 1: on the West coast, This Weekend Baseball, as I remember
Speaker 1: it aired, it like nine or nine thirty in the morning,
Speaker 1: and then we'd go into the NBC pregame and then
Speaker 1: be like a Tiger Blue Jay's game or a Yankee
Speaker 1: game versus the Red Sox or something like that. And
Speaker 1: I have very fond memories of that. But I really
Speaker 1: love this Weekend Baseball with mel Allen twib notes around
Speaker 1: the majors. The Cardinals are flying high in St. Louis, yea,
Speaker 1: and all that straight A's in Oakland, all those corny,
Speaker 1: hokey opens to this Weekend Baseball. Old you were doing that.
Speaker 1: I was watching this Weekend Baseball and the Game of
Speaker 1: the Week, but I was this. I also watched the
Speaker 1: cartoons in my day, where like the Scooby Mystery fun House,
Speaker 1: Yogi's Treasure, No, I watched it. I loved G I Joe.
Speaker 1: There was a G I Joe cartoon, Joe, Transformers, ThunderCats,
Speaker 1: remember the Galactic Guardians with Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Aquaman.
Speaker 1: I think I'm a little older than you, but the
Speaker 1: Green Lantern, the Flash. That was a cool show. Super Friends.
Speaker 1: You mean, I don't think it was called that. I
Speaker 1: think it was called something else. But yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: now it's the super Friends. There was like Super Superpowers
Speaker 1: Team or some bullshit like that. I think it was
Speaker 1: called I don't know, but yeah, it's the same thing.
Speaker 1: I love that. And then they had at some point
Speaker 1: the teenage Mutant Inter Turtle cartoon came out. But he
Speaker 1: used to have like weird like Mr T. I remember
Speaker 1: was part of a cartoon. I don't remember what it was.
Speaker 1: I just remember seeing Mr T as a cartoon. It
Speaker 1: was odd. I was a big fan of Mr T.
Speaker 1: I love the A team. Also, I was called a
Speaker 1: great show. It was a solid show man. They'll make
Speaker 1: shows like that anymore, they don't, you know. Almost did
Speaker 1: a radio show with Mr Mr t Our our boss.
Speaker 1: This guy, Mike Thompson was running eleven fifty and eleven
Speaker 1: fifty as a sports station, and he wanted to bring
Speaker 1: in you know, figure it l a, you gotta bring
Speaker 1: in some celebrity, and so he tried out, this is great,
Speaker 1: this is in the kind of the the mid to
Speaker 1: late nineties. He tried out Ericastrada better known as Poch
Speaker 1: Poncerella from Chips and Mr t Uh and he brought
Speaker 1: these guys in to try out to do a midday
Speaker 1: It was gonna give a one hour show, one hour
Speaker 1: talk show. Now keep in mind as a kid. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm of the age. I liked Chips, I liked Eric Astrata.
Speaker 1: I was gonna be a highway patrol officer because the Chips,
Speaker 1: and I also loved the A Team in part because
Speaker 1: of Mr T. So I would have had I was
Speaker 1: doing the midday show and we would have followed those shows. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: the day that Mr T came in, I was not there.
Speaker 1: I didn't get to meet him, and I also missed
Speaker 1: out on Eric Astrata because I was on a remote
Speaker 1: that day. And but they both came in an audition
Speaker 1: and the boss ended up hiring Terry Bradshaw as the
Speaker 1: host Lunch with Terry they called it, and he did
Speaker 1: a one hour show. But they were in the running.
Speaker 1: Was Eric Astrata and Mr T do a do a
Speaker 1: talk show? What other cartoons did you like? They're back
Speaker 1: in the day when we were ten years old. Mr
Speaker 1: McBain Vultron Dobots. I'm taking you all back, baby, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the old days, the good old days. Garfield. I loved Garfield.
Speaker 1: I watched Garfield. Yeah that was solid. I think what
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some I'm missing here, But I was
Speaker 1: a traditionalist also during the week they had the old school,
Speaker 1: like the flint Stones and the Jet Sins and that
Speaker 1: kind of crap. I was into that. The Smurfs, La
Speaker 1: La La la, Inspector Gadget, Go Go Gadget. Come on,
Speaker 1: that was a good show, Inspector Gadget. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: quality entertainment at the time. At the time, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but now I don't think it would hold up now,
Speaker 1: But go Go Gadget. Solid the Scooby Doo Gang. If
Speaker 1: it wasn't for you meddling kids were I love. I
Speaker 1: pulled like the mask off the guy at the very end,
Speaker 1: and he's getting taken away. Solid, solid entertainment, all right.
Speaker 1: Moving on on the mailbag, Moving on on the mailbag.
Speaker 1: Who do we have Adrian in the Mile High City?
Speaker 1: Says Ben and Blank were the other guy's not here.
Speaker 1: I haven't written in a while because I've been studying
Speaker 1: a lot for a water exam. I need to pass
Speaker 1: for my job, he says. On Saturday, July three, he
Speaker 1: passed the exam. Mazeltov, congratulations, good job by you. I
Speaker 1: know it's very stressful a water exam. I wonder what
Speaker 1: kind of work you do anyway, He says the Joey
Speaker 1: Chestnutt Mallard monologue was accurate and funny. The man is
Speaker 1: a freaking athlete. You're damn right, And I hope you
Speaker 1: heard Adrian. Last week we had George say On, the
Speaker 1: Master of Ceremonies, the commissioner of Major League Eating. It
Speaker 1: was great to talk to him. I don't fun time
Speaker 1: if to go look and see how that podcast did,
Speaker 1: but it was. I had a good time. I don't
Speaker 1: care if anybody liked it. I liked it. He says,
Speaker 1: how many dogs and buns could West of the four
Speaker 1: oh five guy put down? Well, he's not here. He's
Speaker 1: not here, so I don't know. Uh. Back in the
Speaker 1: old days, I could if I liked the dog. I'll
Speaker 1: answer question. I could eat a fair amount, but not anywhere.
Speaker 1: I couldn't eat seven or even five. I couldn't eat.
Speaker 1: But but here's the question, what do you like on
Speaker 1: your hot dog? Yeah, I I don't go too crazy
Speaker 1: on the toppings. I will I do mustard, but I
Speaker 1: will have catch still, Yes, I still, I will do
Speaker 1: what I do. When I go to Costco and get
Speaker 1: a dog at Costco, I'll go line of mustard, line
Speaker 1: of catchup. Line of mustard, line of catch up. It's
Speaker 1: like pinstriped the dog and I will add some onions occasionally.
Speaker 1: I don't do relish, really, I don't do relish. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm a comrade. Yeah about you? What Mr big shot
Speaker 1: over there? What do you well? I stopped having catch
Speaker 1: up when I was like eleven or twelve. You kind
Speaker 1: of grow out of know. I'm not grown up. I
Speaker 1: do sports radio. I talk about sports as a grown up.
Speaker 1: I'm a middle aged man breaking down basketball games. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I go mustard onions and relish mustards mustard
Speaker 1: and what kind of mustard you like? The deli mustard
Speaker 1: or the regular yellow mustard? I know either or I
Speaker 1: will tell you this. I met someone who puts mannise
Speaker 1: on their hot dog, which is disgusting. You know, there's
Speaker 1: a oh my god, I there's an NBA guy. What
Speaker 1: was the guy that had the he owned like a
Speaker 1: weird He played for the Washington Wizards a few years ago.
Speaker 1: He just he retired a couple of years back, center
Speaker 1: from Poland. I don't remember the guy's name, but I
Speaker 1: was in the locker room before you guys had you
Speaker 1: some interviews before a game, and they had their pregame
Speaker 1: meal and he was eating hot dogs smothered in mayonnaise.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting. And it was like a delight in Poland, yes,
Speaker 1: and pulling us how they thought. Okay, if I ever
Speaker 1: saw someone with mayonnaise on their hot dog, I smack
Speaker 1: it out of their hand. That's what I would do.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing. It's the same thing with these
Speaker 1: idiots who put pineapple on their pizza. What the hell
Speaker 1: are you doing? Or punching the mouth put pineapple on pizza? Alright,
Speaker 1: the guy, I just the guy's name is Marcine gor Tot.
Speaker 1: Remember Marcin gor Tott. Yes, yeah, he ate his hot
Speaker 1: dogs with the mayonnaise all over smother than mayonnaise. And
Speaker 1: it was discussed. It isst It was horrible. He was
Speaker 1: an interesting cat though he had like there's he owned
Speaker 1: a pet, some weird exotic pet. I forget what it
Speaker 1: was right now off the top of my head. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I didn't think i'd i'd be spending any time worried
Speaker 1: about Martine Marcin gor Tot. But but here we are,
Speaker 1: here we are. It's amazing. The magic of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm John Middlecoff and I host the Three and Out Podcast.
Speaker 1: Do you like football? Do you like the NFL? Do
Speaker 1: you like the NFL draft quarterbacks? Coaches? Well, I talked
Speaker 1: about it all on the show. I used to work
Speaker 1: for Andy Reid as a scout. Now I give you
Speaker 1: my unfiltered and raw opinions on everything that goes on
Speaker 1: the NFL. And you know we're talking college football because
Speaker 1: how important the draft is year round. Listen to the
Speaker 1: Three and Out Podcast with me John Middlecom on the
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get
Speaker 1: your podcast. Adrian says, I have the podcast version of
Speaker 1: the benmal Show on frequently at her house. Will thank
Speaker 1: you for that. I especially enjoy listening when Coop and
Speaker 1: the Nocturnal Colonel get into a heated argument about the
Speaker 1: Lakers and Clippers. Yeah, well that's more about Coop. Coop
Speaker 1: cannot handle any It's like we had Derek Martin on
Speaker 1: the other day, and Derek's like he even he he
Speaker 1: played in the NBA, and he's like, well, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: The Laker people who can't handle the Clippers and all that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Adrian says, uh. He at some point, you, Ben will
Speaker 1: end one of your points with how about that? And
Speaker 1: he says an example, the great Kawhi Leonard scored forty
Speaker 1: two points last night against the Lakers. How about that? Uh?
Speaker 1: I do do that. That's true as one of my
Speaker 1: one of my my catchphrases. I guess I just my
Speaker 1: default catchphrase. Anyway, he says. Now, when my wife and
Speaker 1: I have a friendly argument about chores at home, Adrian says,
Speaker 1: I'll end one of my points with how about that? Example?
Speaker 1: I swept the floors and I took out the trash
Speaker 1: this morning. How about that? Uh? And he says, are
Speaker 1: our three kids have caught on and on this and
Speaker 1: as soon as I dropped the how about that? One, two,
Speaker 1: or all three of them will yo Ben Miller in
Speaker 1: the house. Now that's honor. See, I'm honored right there.
Speaker 1: That is outstanding it You You are doing a good
Speaker 1: job raising your children. Those kids are gonna go on
Speaker 1: and make tons of money and be very successful and
Speaker 1: live happy lives. And they're gonna remember a stupid moron
Speaker 1: on the radio that their dad enjoyed. And it was
Speaker 1: they were forced to hear the rhetoric, the nonsense from
Speaker 1: that dumb dumb on the radio. So that is a
Speaker 1: good catch phrase. I usually go by something like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you can put that in your pipe and smoke it
Speaker 1: or something like that. Now that's not but the funny thing,
Speaker 1: how about that? Is actually a tribute from This Weekend
Speaker 1: Baseball Mel Allen, who hosted that show. When I was
Speaker 1: a kid, he used to say that, and I guess
Speaker 1: I just it was ingrained in my head as an adult,
Speaker 1: and and for some reason I occasionally will throw out
Speaker 1: how about that? But that was Mel Allen, who was
Speaker 1: a Yankee broadcaster, you know, million years ago. He's been
Speaker 1: dead for twenty five years or whatever it is, but
Speaker 1: that was the That was one of his lines. And
Speaker 1: I guess I've repurposed it. Is that what you say, Ryan,
Speaker 1: you repurpose something? Is that? Uh no, No, it's really
Speaker 1: he's dead, so it's not you're not still it's repurposing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can still, Like when I listen, when I'm dead,
Speaker 1: you can steal all my stuff. I'm not around. You
Speaker 1: can do whatever you want, you know, have a field day, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: over your house, you know, taking out like couches, couches
Speaker 1: and bears and beds and stuff like that. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you can't have that, but the phrases, the phrases. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: Adrian says. Lastly, do you guys think Aaron Rodgers will
Speaker 1: end up in Denver this fall? He'd be much needed,
Speaker 1: a much needed breath of fresh mountain air around here.
Speaker 1: That's from Adrian. I do not. I believe Green Bay
Speaker 1: is so stubborn they will keep Aaron Rodgers. I did
Speaker 1: do another Aaron Rodgers obligatory monologue the other day, and
Speaker 1: we're reacting to Peyton Manning. How dumb is Peyton. I'm
Speaker 1: still I'm still annoyed by Peyton Manning. Do you see
Speaker 1: what he said? Ryan? I did a monologue on Peyton
Speaker 1: Manning said that it's too late now for the Broncos
Speaker 1: to acquire Aaron Rodgers because training camps about to start. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I pointed out if the Packers were dumb enough
Speaker 1: to trade Aaron Rodgers to Denver, then what I would
Speaker 1: if I if I was the Broncos And it was
Speaker 1: like five minutes before the first game of the season
Speaker 1: and Aaron Rodgers had to play the first three games
Speaker 1: with his arm tied behind his back and blindfolded. I
Speaker 1: would still rather have him than Drew Lock or Teddy Bridgewater.
Speaker 1: How about that. I'm gonna speak this into existence. Aaron
Speaker 1: Rodgers is going to the Raider is my friend. The
Speaker 1: greatness of that, right, I did that for Adrian, But
Speaker 1: I just did that anyway. Uh. Chris and Edmonton writes
Speaker 1: in Beautiful Edmonton, Alberta, home of the Oilers, says, wouldn't
Speaker 1: it just make more sense to merge Canada into the
Speaker 1: US so we can get SEC coverage they're in Edmonton
Speaker 1: and call the Clippers one of our own. It's a
Speaker 1: great idea, Chris. Uh. And I I think of the
Speaker 1: major Canadian cities as American I do, and then we
Speaker 1: as Americans can say our native food poutine, and we
Speaker 1: can we can embrace the great culture of Canada. Maple syrup.
Speaker 1: There's this great debate debate, what is the better maple syrup?
Speaker 1: Is it in you know, Vermont, New Hampshire, those places
Speaker 1: there is in Canada? And so if Canada becomes part
Speaker 1: of America, then we're good. But what you really only
Speaker 1: need is the first like ninety miles from the US
Speaker 1: border north of Canada, because that's where most of the
Speaker 1: population of Canada lives within the US. Like it's within Uh,
Speaker 1: I forget how many moles. It's only a few miles
Speaker 1: of the U S border the population. I forget what
Speaker 1: the exact number is. But I'd be cool with Toronto
Speaker 1: and Vancouver and Montreal being part of the United States.
Speaker 1: Any pushback on that, Oh, no pushback at all. I
Speaker 1: would prefer if we actually would separate from like Massachusetts
Speaker 1: and then bring Toronto something like that. How about that.
Speaker 1: You know I'm not dead yet. You can't steal my
Speaker 1: materials about job about you? Uh? Yeah, here it is.
Speaker 1: Here's the fun It is estimated between s and of
Speaker 1: the Canadian population lives within a hundred miles of the border.
Speaker 1: And said because mostly because of climate, because it's very
Speaker 1: the climate once you get up in the northern northern
Speaker 1: part of Canada, it is nasty. So there you go,
Speaker 1: of the US Canadian population within a hundred miles of
Speaker 1: the US. I'm all for it. Edmonton, where do for
Speaker 1: christ And Edmonton? Where do I sign? Where do I sign?
Speaker 1: We'll get Edmonton, We'll get Winnipeg in there be great
Speaker 1: Chad from Champagne, Illinois, hey writes, and he says, Hey, fellas,
Speaker 1: what is the most interesting place you have been to?
Speaker 1: How about the weirdest place? Yeah? I haven't done much
Speaker 1: exotic weird stuff, have not. I love visiting different cities
Speaker 1: that I had not been to that I heard a
Speaker 1: lot about. I've traveled around the domestic US quite a bit.
Speaker 1: I like also going off the beaten path, like when
Speaker 1: I'm in New York visiting my brother and avoid the
Speaker 1: tourist traps and just go around and check out, you know,
Speaker 1: random random nonsense and uh and whatnot and uh. But
Speaker 1: there's nothing. I wish I had a great answer. I'm
Speaker 1: not exactly a globe trekker. I don't take a lot
Speaker 1: of time off. My wife wishes I would. What about you?
Speaker 1: I went to Europe when I was like sixteen, But
Speaker 1: that's pretty much the most, like, I guess, exotic place
Speaker 1: I've ever been to. I like, that's I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much like you. I got nothing on that one. Okay, alright.
Speaker 1: Marco in the two oh nine says, when's the last
Speaker 1: time you went somewhere uncomfortable? Anytime my wife takes me
Speaker 1: out dancing? That would be the answer right there, boom,
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable. Do not like that every time I come
Speaker 1: to work? Pretty much? That's true. Also, yes, that's true.
Speaker 1: It's it's very awkward to walk into a radio station. Now,
Speaker 1: last one from John in Northern Colorado. He says in
Speaker 1: a Doc Mike related question, do you employ the through
Speaker 1: the fly over the top method? What? He says, I'll
Speaker 1: admit to the over the top method to try to
Speaker 1: avoid excessive fumbling. Yeah, yeah, I don't think that the
Speaker 1: fly is do do? Does anyone really use the fly method? There?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that's a common Are we
Speaker 1: talking about the thing I think we're talking about. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going up to the urinal? What did you wait?
Speaker 1: Hold us? What? I don't know. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: make sure. Well, I don't know. I mean maybe he's
Speaker 1: talking about getting a drink from like Doc, I don't
Speaker 1: go through the fly. Uh there's something about Mary that movie.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't do it. Oh yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: want to? Yeah that oh man, the pain, the scream,
Speaker 1: the agony, yes exactly of alright, anyway, that is it?
Speaker 1: How can people fall you Ryan on Twitter? If they
Speaker 1: wanna interact with you as you have been now the
Speaker 1: regular host of the Fifth Hour for the last six episodes. Now, congratulations,
Speaker 1: a lot of six episodes you have been with me.
Speaker 1: I'm moving on up like the Jefferson's. Ryan McBain Twitch
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Speaker 1: and Ryan McBain on Twitter, Twitter the Twitter Machine, tweet
Speaker 1: tweet Absolutely, alright, wonderful. I have a great rest of
Speaker 1: your day. We will be back. I will be in
Speaker 1: the Magic Radio Box Sunday night into Monday. The show
Speaker 1: starts live on the West Coast at eleven pm. On
Speaker 1: the East coast, it starts at the unholy hour of
Speaker 1: two am, and we'll take you through the overnight hours together.
Speaker 1: Have a great rest of your Sunday and we'll catch
Speaker 1: you then