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Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Mornings twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Detective Ron Fuego calling

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Speaker 1: from the police department. I was looking for Ario. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is her Ariel. How are you. You recently received

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Speaker 1: a speeding ticket? Oh? Yeah, you're going fast, going real fast? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I was a little about the speedbile, okay,

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Speaker 1: a little above the speed limit. Try twenty five miles

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Speaker 1: an hour over the speed lit Yeah, I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: hadn't seemed like any I didn't know the area, so

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Speaker 1: I didn't know, like, Okay, Well, where are you going

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Speaker 1: so fast? Oh? I was? I was, you know, heading

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Speaker 1: to work. It's like a new job. I haven't been

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Speaker 1: there yet. Okay, do they know about your recent criminal activity?

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Speaker 1: I have no criminal activity. I don't know what I

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Speaker 1: consider anything that's breaking the law a crime, ma'am. Okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: And the reason I'm calling you as the officer that

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Speaker 1: gave you the ticket gave you a ticket for going

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Speaker 1: ten over when you were going more than ten over. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought that was okay, that's that's what he told me. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and let you know because he

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Speaker 1: didn't give you the full fine and gave you a

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Speaker 1: ticket for only going ten over when you're going much

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Speaker 1: more than that. He has been let go. Really happens?

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Speaker 1: I hope it does happen a lot, but not on

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Speaker 1: my watch. And I'm upping your speeding ticket to the

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Speaker 1: full price. Okay, what's the difference the tickets? Seven hundred

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Speaker 1: and forty five dollars and you'll have to be in court?

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Speaker 1: Is there anything I can do to just I was

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Speaker 1: I've never gotten a speeding ticket before this. I was

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Speaker 1: really keeping up with the speed. Okay. Well, I'm looking

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Speaker 1: at your record and I can see that you never

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Speaker 1: have actually had a speeding ticket other than this one.

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Speaker 1: It's quite impressive. Thank you. I'm willing to reduce this ticket,

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Speaker 1: and actually I'm willing to make it disappear. Okay, how

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Speaker 1: how would that happen? Well, you'd may all like a

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Speaker 1: kitten for me. But yep, are you are you serious? Right?

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Speaker 1: Are you asily? Okay? Not mail like a king? Then? Um,

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Speaker 1: I would like to hear a dog getting in a

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Speaker 1: fight with a cat. Okay, you're telling me you want

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Speaker 1: me to bart with a dog and me out like

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Speaker 1: a cat and get in like a fight. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I want to hear a good old fashioned dog and

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Speaker 1: cat fight, and then I will gladly dismiss this ticket.

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Speaker 1: Then you don't have to pay anything, doesn't even go

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Speaker 1: on your driving record. I'm at work with me. Try

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Speaker 1: to find somewhere quiet and like a way, all right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: find a quiet place where a dog and a cat

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Speaker 1: can get in a fight. I'm excited to hear it. Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you want to make us jump through some hoops pulling

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Speaker 1: you over and giving you a ticket, I'm making you

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Speaker 1: jump through a few hoops to get it taken away.

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Speaker 1: And I really want to hear a dog and a

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Speaker 1: cat get into it. Okay, hold on, I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to find a spot where you can do this. I'm waiting. Yeah. Um,

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Speaker 1: that wasn't even near a dog and a cat fight.

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Speaker 1: That was a kitten and a dog, just kind of

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Speaker 1: I didn't want. I want to know to fight, not cuddle,

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Speaker 1: I susor. I'm like at work. If I'm like any

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Speaker 1: lower than that, everyone's gonna hear me. Okay, So I'll

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Speaker 1: just go ahead and go up the fine to the

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Speaker 1: full fine then, and I guess you'll you'll be in

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Speaker 1: court and see how that goes. Okay, I'll do it.

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Speaker 1: Um h good. That wasn't that was just them the

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Speaker 1: starting off. I wouldn't hear a whole fight. Remember cat's hiss? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Um oh boy, that was a vicious dog and cat fight. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is probably good time to let you know. There's

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Speaker 1: a phone prank though. Oh my god, what is this?

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Speaker 1: Oh this this is actually Jewel from The Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your sister Dana

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Speaker 1: say you oh no, oh my god. She said that

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Speaker 1: you were complaining about a speeding ticket you got and

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you actually did that. I am too.

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Speaker 1: This is so embarrassing. The Jewel Show on Demand