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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. Mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello. Hi, this is Trent calling from BMW.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Mike. This is him, Mike, how

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Speaker 1: are you? You brought your car in here earlier this

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Speaker 1: morning for its annual service? Right, yes, okay, perfect, I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you with an update. I need to be up

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Speaker 1: front about something and I'm guessing you might not like

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Speaker 1: what I have to say. Uh yeah, what needs to

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Speaker 1: be repaired? All of it? Actually, what do you mean

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Speaker 1: all of it? The whole thing, the whole thing? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean? Like, what's the problem with it? And

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Speaker 1: I brought it in this morning? It was running to fine.

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Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, I just had it towed away. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: you guys are the ones repairing it? Why are you

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Speaker 1: having it towed away? Well, we didn't, necessarily, it's a

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Speaker 1: fire department towed It's okay. It's really kind of a

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Speaker 1: funny house of the fire department getting involved in my

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Speaker 1: annual service. That it's actually a really funny story if

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Speaker 1: you got a second. What could be funny about the

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Speaker 1: fire department telling my car, Well, it's been sort of

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Speaker 1: a light day here at the dealership and we got

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Speaker 1: done with the service portion of your car pretty early, actually,

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Speaker 1: so I wanted to take it out for a spin,

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Speaker 1: just to test it out, make sure that everything was good,

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Speaker 1: also see what it was made of, because it's a

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Speaker 1: nice car. Hold on, no, it is a nice car,

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Speaker 1: but what do you mean to see what it was

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Speaker 1: made of? You know, just to make sure the engine

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Speaker 1: was working and firing on all cylinders and everything else. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I was driving around the area. I'm coming around this

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Speaker 1: corner and when, don't you know it, the cutest little

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Speaker 1: squirrel jumped right out in front of me, just wow,

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Speaker 1: out of nowhere. What do you know how they do that? So,

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Speaker 1: so I didn't want to hurt the little guy. I

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Speaker 1: slammed on the brakes, swerved a little bit to avoid him,

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Speaker 1: and that's when your car ended up going into a lake?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? So you drove my car into

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Speaker 1: a lake taking on a joy ride after you service

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Speaker 1: my car. The lake part is true. I'm gonna argue

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Speaker 1: with you a little bit on the joy ride. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it was fun, but I had my reasons for doing it.

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Speaker 1: How in the world is just even possible. I cannot

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Speaker 1: believe you would take my car out, wreck it and

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Speaker 1: call me and tell me it needs to be repaired completely.

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Speaker 1: You don't have some sort of answer for what you

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Speaker 1: guys are gonna do, how you're gonna repair it? All right, Mike, Well,

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Speaker 1: I know you're getting worked up, but I'm not even

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Speaker 1: done with a story. There's a little bit more to it.

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Speaker 1: You're not done with the story? No, Yeah, So after I,

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Speaker 1: you know, swerve to avoid that squirrel car win in

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Speaker 1: the water, I called the fire department. They came to

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Speaker 1: get it. The police showed up, and I mean you

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Speaker 1: might even see some news coverage because the news was

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Speaker 1: there too. Was well, I thought it was a slow day.

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Speaker 1: I was wrong. Huh What is the police involved in this? Now? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, when you crash a car into a lake,

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Speaker 1: usually the cops show up want to ask you a

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Speaker 1: bunch of questions about sobriety and things like that. But

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Speaker 1: I was perfectly fine. I passed most of the tests.

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Speaker 1: Everything's all good as far as that's concerned. So you

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Speaker 1: were not sober, hungover maybe okay, hungover maybe from the

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Speaker 1: night before, but no, at this point, the cops are there,

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Speaker 1: my car's in the lake. Yeah, they've given you a

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Speaker 1: bunch of tests. What's going on? Well, the news came,

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Speaker 1: like I said, and then the mayor actually came down,

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Speaker 1: and they want to give me some sort of metal

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Speaker 1: or award because they're calling me a hero. Can you

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Speaker 1: believe it? Yeah? I guess because I swerved out of

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Speaker 1: the way and you know, risk to this whole forty

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars car for a squirrel. They think that's a

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Speaker 1: great effort. They think that's a great thing. How do

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Speaker 1: they come to that conclusion? You know what? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but I will. Hey, if people want to call me

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Speaker 1: a hero, do they have any idea that lake you

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Speaker 1: enjoy riding around in a car that didn't? But to you,

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Speaker 1: I would never release your personal information like that. That

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Speaker 1: is against company policy for sure. Look, you idiot, How

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Speaker 1: the hell are you calling me to tell me this

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Speaker 1: story and not calling me to tell me that we

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Speaker 1: have a replacement car for you. Well, that was what

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Speaker 1: I needed to speak with you about, because I talk

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Speaker 1: to your insurance and the dealership actually assumes knowing you're

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Speaker 1: talking to my insurance. What are you talking about? This

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Speaker 1: is on you, guys. Well, the dealership actually assumes no

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Speaker 1: liability in this situation. That's the tough no. Actually, technically,

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Speaker 1: because of the squirrel thing, we don't have to pay

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Speaker 1: for anything because of a good Samaritan law or something

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Speaker 1: like that. Apparently they consider it saving a life. So

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Speaker 1: out of control, I want to talk to your manager

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Speaker 1: right now. I wish I could let you talk to

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Speaker 1: my manager. But this is a prank phone call. So

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Speaker 1: what this is actually Jewbil from brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your brother

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Speaker 1: Davis set you up. Hold on, huh my brother put

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Speaker 1: you up to this. Yes, he told me that you

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Speaker 1: were bringing your car in for service and wanted to

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Speaker 1: mess with you. So I think your car is fine.

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Speaker 1: You call me, tell me my car's wrecked, and then

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Speaker 1: you excitt me just to be like, oh that's cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I was hoping would happen. I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's cool at all play with someone's emotions like that.

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Speaker 1: Is it cool? If I say it in a bad

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Speaker 1: English accent? I don't think so, man. But you go

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Speaker 1: ahead and truck Hellovna crashed your car. No, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: make it better a little bit though. Now you're laughing.

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Speaker 1: He laughed at that. Believe you. Hello, I havena. I

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Speaker 1: thought I had a laugh to shut up, man up.

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Speaker 1: Every mornings on the twenty